Glasgowball

Glasgowball is the most popolous city in  Scotlandball.

Typical Glaswegian Phrases

• ah ya bastart - Ouch, you bastard!
• bawbag - scrotum, pejorative (That guy's a bawbag)
• hoot - what "hoot are you talkin aboot"
• numpty - an endearing term/lovable idiot. Shows friendly banter ("Och your a right numpty")
• Scunner one who pisses ye aff, also used when hurt yourself (oh ye scunner that hurt)

V • E Divided United Kingdom of BREXIT AND ROSBIF Great Teaholics Britain and the Retard Northern Ireland
Constituent countries and province		Englandball ( Londonball) • Walesball ( Cardiffball) • Scotlandball ( Edinburghball) • Northern Irelandball ( Belfastball)
Ceremonial counties of the Teaholic England		Bedfordshireball • Berkshireball • Bristolball • Buckinghamshireball • Cambridgeshireball • Cheshireball • Cornwallball ( Isles of Scillyball) • County Durhamball • Cumbriaball • Derbyshireball • Devonball • Dorsetball • East Sussexball • Essexball • Gloucestershireball • Greater Londonball • Greater Manchesterball • Hampshireball • Herefordshireball • Hertfordshireball • Isle of Wightball • Kentball • Lancashireball • Leicestershireball • Lincolnshireball • Merseysideball • Norfolkball • Northamptonshireball • Northumberlandball • Nottinghamshireball • Oxfordshireball • Rutlandball • Shropshireball • Somersetball • Staffordshireball • Suffolkball • Surreyball • Tyne and Wearball • Warwickshireball • West Midlandsball • West Sussexball • Wiltshireball • Worcestershireball • Yorkshireball
Council areas of FREEDOM and Bagpipes Scotland		Aberdeenball • Aberdeenshireball • Angusball • Argyll and Buteball • Clackmannanshireball • Dumfries and Gallowayball • Dundeeball • East Ayrshireball • East Dunbartonshireball • East Lothianball • East Renfrewshireball • Edinburghball • Falkirkball • Fifeball • Glasgowball • Highlandball • Inverclydeball • Midlothianball • Morayball • North Ayrshireball • North Lanarkshireball • Perth and Kinrossball • Renfrewshireball • Scottish Bordersball • South Ayrshireball • South Lanarkshireball • Stirlingball • West Dunbartonshireball • West Lothianball • Outer Hebridesball • North Uistball • Orkneyball • Shetlandball • South Uistball
Preserved counties of the Sheep Kingdom Wales		Gwentball • South Glamorganball • Mid Glamorganball • West Glamorganball • Dyfedball • Powysball • Gwyneddball • Clwydball
Counties of Norn Iron Northern Ireland		Antrimball • Armaghball • Downball • Fermanaghball • Londonderryball • Tyroneball
Crown dependencies and overseas territories		Guernseyball • Jerseyball • Isle of Manball • Anguillaball • Bermudatriangle • British Antarcticaball • British Indian Oceanball • British Virgin Islandsball • Cayman Islandball • Falkland Islandball • Gibraltarball • Montserratball • Pitcairn Islandsball • Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball • Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball • Turks and Caicosball
Historical entities		Ancient Europeans • Gaulball • SPQRball • Western Roman Empireball • Kingdom of Sussexball • Kingdom of Essexball • Kingdom of Kentball • Dumnoniaball • Merciaball • Kingdom of East Angliaball • Kingdom of Northumbriaball • Kingdom of Englandball • Kingdom of Gwyneddball • Kingdom of Deheubarthball • Principality of Walesball • Kingdom of Scotlandball • Kingdom of Irelandball • The Protectorateball
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