Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks
— Winston Churchill

The balkans (Including turkey) in a nutshell

— Greek Motto

Greeceball, officially known as Hellenic Republicball and historically known as Hellasball is a poor country and Parliamentary Democratic Republic located in South-Eastern Europe. His clay is bordered by Macedonia-icon North Macedoniaball and Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball to the North, Albania-icon Albaniaball to the West, and Turkey-icon Turkeyball to the East. The country is divided into 13 regions and 1 Autonomous state, as well as his capital Athens-icon Athensball located in the Southeast, giving him a total area of 50,949 squares miles, making him the 95th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of about 10.74 million inhabitants.

Being a highly westernized country in Southern Europe, having access to the Mediterranean already gives Greece the ability to join EU-icon EUball, NATO-icon NATOball, and the Union for the Mediterranean-icon Union for the Mediterraneanball. Greece is also an observer of the Danube Commission-icon Danube Commission, as well as the UN-icon UNball like almost every other country in the world.

Greece is sometimes seen as the cradle and birthplace of European Civilization. Many things you see and use today in your everyday life has some sort of relation to Ancient Greece, such as the architecture, education like math and science, mythology, and democracy. He always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of Civilization, yet he also loves his friends and his allies.

His national day is February 3rd, and his astrological sign is Aquarius. He doesn't, however, celebrate that day and instead it's on March 25th. He is the only country that doesn't celebrate the end of World War 2, but the beginning of it, because Greek soldiers kicked Italy's meatballs and annexed Northern Epirus for a small amount of time. 

History (Ιστορία)

In ancient times, Greeceball was heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. He also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Sparta-icon Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many Achaemenid-icon Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.

He then became Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and ruled happily until Ottoman-icon Ottomanball took over and destroyed his Empire in 1453. But after 368 years of kebab rule, he organized a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! He still does not like that filthy kebab.

In 1940, Italy-icon Italyball decided to try and steal some of Greeceball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italy-icon Italyball's meatballs so hard that Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball and Italy-icon Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs NATIONALISTS, nationalists won, saving Greek Orthodox Church.

Afterward in 1974, the KEBAB TAKE THE 30% OF CYPRUS FROM ME!!! that was so unfair since Cyprus is of GREECE not KEBAB. But I can say that it was the weak Greek Cypriot army that lose by the Kebab in all the battles, my army take place only in 5 battles who i win easily! and thanks to those battles, i save the rest 60% of my brother!

Greeceball later joined the UN-icon UNball and EU-icon EUball and payed off most of his debts. Greece also is a part of the alliance in NATOball.

Relations (Σχέσεις)

Friends (Φίλοι)

  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Best friend FOREVER. THE BEST SLAVIC BROTHER! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian, hate Turkeyball. He deserves to take Kosova back, because he deserves it. Also when NATO-icon NATOball was bombing him in 1999, I was the only NATO member who didn't bomb him.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - BEST FRIEND FOREVER! I LOVE YOU! WE MET SO LONG SO FAR THAT WE CANT EVEN REMEMBER! :) :) Please help me brother
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ancestors were friends too!
  • Cyprus-icon Cyprusball - Sibling. Hope to reunite sometime soon. We even share the same anthem, but with different lyrics. Also we frequently gib each other's 12 points and several artists in Eurovision!
  • Byzantine-icon Byzantineball - Father.
  • SPQR-icon SPQRball - Grandparent. He was a little bad at me at first, but my ancestors technically "conquered" him with our culture. Latin alphabet is based on the Greek one. We even worship the same gods, but with different names.
  • Ancient Greece-icon Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent! He inverted, astronomy, democracy, comedy, tragedy, philosophy, and more.
  • Sparta-icon Spartaball - Very stronk Grandparent! This is Sparta. Can into removing kebab back then! I lub you very much.
  • USA-icon USAball - Only person that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy. Also back stabs kebab by supporting kurds and recognizing them in syria. Tourists and artists of his often come to my clay and enjoy my sightings. On the bad side, YOU INVENTED LITTLE PONY OF MINE.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I love Kawaii! Both have rich history, also gibs me cars, ferries and high-tech gadgets.
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have richhistory. You are good unlike Turk kebab.
  • Italy-icon Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germoney
  • Macedonia-icon North Macedoniaball - ok...our relationship is now cool and we support each other now! He accepted my name change so now we can have better relations and he could join NATO. Remember that Alexander the Great was born in Greece WHICH IS MY BIRTHPLACE NOT YOURS right? The answer should be obvious 😎

Neutral (ουδέτερο)

  • ​​Egypt-icon Egyptball - Both have rich history and they are Coptic Bro! BUT ALEXANDRIA IS MINE!!!!!
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. A minority of his is living in my clay. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
  • EU-icon EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!! PLEASE!!!!
  • Germany-icon Germoneyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies pl0x you give money and I will not pay debts. On the good side, a lot of tourist of his come to my clay and they are the only Germans that gib me monies.
    • ReichTime : Guten TAG..... *Reichtangle’s eyes started glowing* (BLAAASST!!!!!!!)
    • Greece-icon : OH NO NO NO NO NO! AGHH *Greece and Athens get annexed by Germany*
    • Germany-icon : I hope you enjoy your stay! Have a great day! Auf Wiedersehen!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons and tourists often come to my clay. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide and stop being so stingy plox
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Flag and motto stealer, but i like him because he was first to recognize armenian genocide.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - We enjoy each other's cultures and food and I have a minorirty of his in Thrace. But he needs to just stop crying about his long lost Ottoman Empire because he is never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! You've done enough. We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. BUT REUNIFY MY BROTHER! You can also take your shitty excuse for a President (Recep Tayip Erdogan) and shove your Janissary like army up your ass. And i'm just laughing when your economy is falling, so stop bulllying me for mine. Prepare to die. STUPID HORSE, REMOVE KEBAB!!! You deserved losing and you tried to invade me!!! Ahem, I meant just ignore the past and be friends. Eeek!
  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine and Kosovo is Serbia! Yuo are poor like me except I am your largest investor and main trading partner. Don't make me pull the trade plug! On the good side, we have a large minority of his living almost everywhere in Greece and Greeks living in his part of Epirus. I took in some of his during Byzantium who I call Αρβανίτικα. You must return to Oρθοδοξία, I have hope in your Orthodox minority! Give up on getting aid from Turkey-icon Stinky Turk we both hate, I will assist you instead of him!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Why! You were my best friend but then you influeced my politics and the Macedonian Name Dispute. I had to expell your diplomats.Lets just forget it...
  • Gypsy-icon Romaball -  We were the first to have them in Europe, also we are trying to make them great again. On the bad side, some of them aren't that advanced and comit crimes (Not alll, though) and my people don't really like them. On the bright side, we both have debt.
  • UK-icon UKball -  We have tourists of his coming in my clay, but he is triying to do a Brexit, and he stole some of the Parthenon statues. Still, some of them went back.

Enemies (εχθροί)

  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - Stop bullying Serbiaball. You're anything but different from him.
  • Northern Cyprus-icon Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Don't you even TRY nuking us you fat pig.
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet. He bullies Armenia and does not recognise the Armenian Genocide.But at least you don’t bully me much.
  • Iran-icon (hat) Iranball - REMOVE KEBAB!!!, DONT FORGET VI century bc when you tried to invade me, CIRO you stupid horse!
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - As, I've just said in Albania, Kosovo is Serbia. You don't deserve to be independent. So, go back to Serbia, where you belong.
  • ReichTime Reichtangle - Go away anschluss monster!!!!!!! You cannot into invade me because of my debt!!!!! Of my monies!
    • ReichTime : Guten TAG..... *Reichtangle’s eyes started glowing* (BLAAASST!!!!!!!)
    • Greece-icon : OH NO NO NO NO NO! AGHH *Greece and Athens get annexed by Germany*
    • Germany-icon : I hope you enjoy your stay! Have a great day! Auf Wiedersehen!
  • Abkhazia-icon Abkhaziaball  - You have a mountza for a flag. That's why I don't recognize you.

How to draw

  1. Draw the circle body
  2. Draw 5 blue and 4 white horizontical stripes
  3. Add a blue square all the whay to the first  3 blue stripes
  4. Add a white cross on that background
  5. Add the eyes and you're finished

Flag Colors (Χρώματα σημαίας)

Main Colors (Κύρια Χρώματα)

Green-Blue 13, 94, 175 C93-M46-Y0-K31 #0D5EAF
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

Quotes (Ατάκες)

  • "Aera! (Αέρα!)"
  • "Opa (Όπα)!"
  • "Remove kebab! (Αφαιρέστε το κεμπάπ!)"
  • "Germoney, yuo of so Nazi (Γερμανία είσαι τόσο Ναζί)!!!"
  • "NOT MACEDONIA IT'S SKOPJE." (Όχι Μακεδονία, είναΙ Σκόπια.)
  • "oxi (Όχι)" mean "no", he says this when Germany-icon Germoneyball asks for debts paying. Or when someone say "Slav Macedonia is real Macedonia"
  • "Η Ελλάδα ποτέ δεν πεθαίνει (Greece never dies)"
  • ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΊΑ Η ΘΆΝΑΤΟΣ ( Freedom or Death)

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