Greeceball

Greeceball
Hellenic Republicball
: Ελλάδομπαλα
Elládobala

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25 March 1821 - Present
3 February 1930 - Present
21 April 1967 - Present

Όταν ο απατεώνας είναι sus!!!11!1!1!1!!!

General information

Government

Unitary parliamentary republic

Personality

Stressed, Proud, Hospitable, Friendly, Clever, Poor, Fiercely Independent, Ancient sometimes

Language

Greek

Type

Hellenic

Capital

Athensball

Affiliation

Danube Commissionball

EUball

NATOball

UNball

Union for the Mediterraneanball

~~Kebab removing agency~~

Religion

Christianity

Orthodoxy

Hellenism (minority)
Islam (minority)

Relations and opinions

Friends

Enemies

Debt Collector ~~gib monies plox...~~

SHOO KEBAB

Origin of Turk Kebab (Mongol = Origin of Kebab) (Number one Enemy)

Turkey's Puppet

Wahhabi Kebab (sometimes)

Kebab Traitor

Another Turkey's puppet

Turkey´s modern colony

Fake cyprus

Albaniaball (when being a μαλάκας)

Monkeydonia ALEXANDER IS GREEK, NOT YUO!

Stole Theodorakis' music

Formerly:

Kingdom of Greeceball

Kebab

Nazi Germanyball

The spaghettis slut

Likes

Opa, Win

Portugalball in euros, Gyros and euros, Marina, Philhellenes, being on vacation, Romantic music, paradise beaches, Being called birthplace of western civilization, Monies, Mediterranean Sea, Greek dance, Comedy (Invented it), tourism, Tom Hanks, Greek-American artists (especially Rita Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, John Stamos), Piraeus Port, souvlaki, Pride, dolphins, Metaxa, Revolution, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Democracy (Invented it), Feta Cheese,

Stronk Sparta,

Stronk Macedonia, development, Olives,

Real Cyprus, Greek mythology, The Olympic Games (Invented it), ancient temples, ancient histories, ancient culture, Greek drachma (before euros), other things that

my grantparent invented, winning wars (especially Greco-Italian War), TheTalentlessWriter, restoring Constantinople, Greek movies, having Parthenon sculptures back from

thief

Dislikes

Kebab, Being called a Geek, Debts,

Nazi Debt Collector (unless giving money, GIB MORE MONEY PLOX),

Never Helps me or Gives money, Being occupied, My Little Pony (or "Little Pony of Mine" as he calls it), paying his taxes, earthquakes, worst past, economic crisis, Anti-Greeks, civil wars,

Golden Dawn,

Anschluss,

COVID-19

Is of importants

Can into space?

We invented astronomy! Also just founded a space program! but I need a lot of money to do this program....so GIB MONEY PLOX

Börk

GIB GIB, Debt Debt, Gyros Gyros, Opa Opa, remove kebab

SPARTAAAAA

Food

Moussaka, Tzatziki, Greek Salad and Gyros, Greek Yogurt, Feta cheese

Status

Got evicted from his house due to unpaid debts. Now roams the streets. Borrowed someone's laptop but never returned it.

Notes

Claims to be the 'Kebab Remover', despite always losing to Kebab since 1453.

“	Hence we will not say that the Greeks fought like Heroes but that Heroes fight like Greeks.	”
	— Winston Churchill

~~Debtball~~ Greeceball ~~doesn't exist~~, officially known as ~~Debt~~ Hellenic Republicball and historically known as ~~Debt~~ Hellasball is an ~~exceptionally poor~~ developed countryball and Parliamentary Democratic Republic located in South-Eastern Europe. Its clay is bordered by North Macedoniaball and Bulgariaball to the north, Albaniaball to the west, and Turkeyball to the east. The countryball is divided into 13 regionballs and 1 Autonomous stateball, as well as his capital Athensball located in the southeast, giving it a total area of 50,949 squares miles, making it the 95th largest countryball in the world. As of 2018, it maintains a population of about 10.74 million inhabitants. Currently maintains a debt of $372 Billion as of September 2019. ~~It has an island called Amorgos.~~

Being a highly westernized countryball in Southern Europe, having access to the Mediterranean already gives Greeceball the ability to into EUball, NATOball, and the Union for the Mediterraneanball. Greeceball is also an observer of the Danube Commissionball, as well as the UNball like almost every other countryball in the world.

Greeceball is sometimes seen as the cradle and birthplace of civilization. Many things you see and use today in your everyday life has some sort of relation to Ancient Greeceball, such as the architecture, education like math and science, mythology, and democracy. It always misses his days of glory as the beating heart of civilization, yet it also loves his friends and his allies.

His national day is February 3rd. He doesn't, however, celebrate that day and instead it's on March 25th.

In 2020, Greece can into female leadership!

Greece celebrates his 200th anniversary after his revolution.

History (Ιστορία)

In ancient times, Greeceball was heaven for philosophers, mathematicians, and other amazing accomplishments like the sculpting and architecture. It also invented the Olympics, democracy, and the Greek language. Famous Spartaball came from Greeceball too and kick many Persian ass. Greece was eventually conquered by SPQRball, never to return to its former glory.

It then became Byzantineball and ruled happily until Ottomanball took over and destroyed its Empire in 1453. Its had some friends left in the Peloponnese (Moreaball etc) and the Cyclades (Naxosball). It also had his frienemy Veniceball holding some of his old places (Candiaball etc) and helping with some revolutions. But after 368 years of kebab rule, it organized a revolution to take out Kebab and become Greeceball again! It still does not like that filthy kebab.

In 1940, Italyball decided to try and steal some of Greeceball's clay. This resulted in the Greco-Italian War in which Greece kicked Italyball's meatballs so hard that Nazi Germanyball had to intervene. Despite fighting hard, Greeceball and its western allies, leading to the joint occupation of Greece between Nazi Germanyball, Bulgariaball and Italyball. Greeceball was freed in 1944 when the allies removed the axis powers from its clay. Then there was a civil war of commies vs NATIONALISTS, nationalists won, saving Greek Orthodox Church.

Greeceball later joined the UNball and EUball and payed off most of his debts. Greece also is a part of the alliance in NATOball.

Relations (Σχέσεις)

Friends (Φίλοι)

Serbiaball - Best friend FOREVER. THE BEST SLAVIC BROTHER! Remove Kebab! We are both Orthodox Christian, hate Turkeyball. He deserves to take Kosova back, because he deserves it. Also when NATOball was bombing him in 1999, I was the only NATO member who didn't bomb him.
Armeniaball - BEST FRIEND FOREVER! We're both Christian, however he's surrounded by kebabs so I can't see him as much. Armenian Genocide never forget! We stand in solidarity forever!
Italyball - Both have Rich history! Great civilization brothers. Lets take monies from Germoney! UNA FACCIA UNA RAZZA
Spainball - He alongside Italy are my mediterranean friends! We both hate Germanyball. Also founded some of his cities like Ampurias or Denia!
Romaniaball - Orthodox brothers stronk! Remove Nazi! I like Mamaliga. Our ance stors were friends too!
Cyprusball - Sibling. Hope to reunite sometime soon. We even share the same anthem, but with different lyrics. Also we frequently gib each other's 12 points and several artists in Eurovision! (Maybe I will annex you some day...)
Egyptball - My ancient and Coptic brother. Alexander the Great built Alexandreia in his clay. And we love ancient histories. ~~Tell Monkeydonia that Alexander is GREEK!~~
Creteball - My beautiful island. I love yuo very much. Maybe we have different cultures and anthems, but we are brothers! I tried to save him in 1896, but i failed. Then i saved him during the First Balkan War. Don't worry, I will protect yuo from island invader!
Byzantineball - Father... pls come back
SPQRball - Grandparent. He was a little bad at me at first, but my ancestors technically "conquered" him with our culture. Latin alphabet is based on the Greek one. We even worship the same gods, but with different names.
Ethiopiaball - Orthodox brother! I gave the name of his country. We supported each other to remove the fascists in ww2, and I use to call him burnt face ~~(lol it was a joke dude.don't take it seriously)~~ so I also gave him the name of "Heart robber"
Indiaball - My ancient and historical friend. How Alexander the Great conquered your clay. And I also gave him elephants during his ancient times. Kashmir is yours.
Ancient Greeceball - Great Grandparent! He inverted, astronomy, democracy, comedy, tragedy, philosophy, and more.
Spartaball - Very stronk Grandparent! This is Sparta. Can into removing kebab back then! I lub you very much.
Swedenball - We are one of the armenian genocide recognizers and friends of Kurdistanball!
Aromaniaball - Romaniaball's son lost in my clay, he is preety cool tho and we both hate Turk Kebab
South Africaball - A good African friend. One of Mandela's partners is Greek (George Bizos).
Indonesiaball - i always visit him a lot, but we both can into yogurt but why yuo support Turkeyball on Armenian Genocide and yuo are kebab defender.
USAball - Only person that has more debt than me. Pretty cool guy. Also back stabs kebab by supporting Kurds and recognizing them in Syria. Tourists and artists of his often come to my clay and enjoy my sightings. Even that he has names that are Greeks in his cities which most of them is my capitial name, Athens. On the bad side, YOU INVENTED LITTLE PONY OF MINE.
Australiaball - Thank yuo for accepting my Greek immigrants! But TELL YUOR FATHER TO GIVE MY PARTHENON SCULPTURES BACK!!!
Japanball - I love Kawaii! Both have rich history, also gibs me cars, ferries, ~~hen~~ ANIME and high-tech gadgets.~~we both can into debt~~.
Iraqball - Good friend that likes me. Both have richhistory. You are good unlike the Turk kebab.
Myanmarball - Southeast Asian kebab removing friend. He likes to destroy the Rohingyas. We both hate Kebab.
Costa Ricaball - Your people love Greeks and my culture. I have a minority in his clay.
Somalilandball - Good friend of Ethiopiaball. He likes to hate pirates and keb abs for not recognizing him. Anyone who hates pirates and keb abs are my friends.
Ukraineball - My Slavic friend. My ancient grantparent gave the name Odessa, a third largest city of Ukraine, where lives a Greek minority.
UAEball - Friend of my best friend. I like his culture and cars. And we also both hate Turk kebab. He gives me a good oil unlike Azeri kebab which he doesn't give me oil.
Haitiball - A first country who recognize my revolution.
Russiaball - You good friend. He is a friend of Serbiaball and we both hate Kosovoball.

Portugalball - My other mediterrarean friend. Let's steal moneys from Germoney!
South Koreaball - I helped her during the Korean War. Also, she is the real and best Korea unlike the fake Korea.

Chinaball - We like you, no matter political ideology differences.
Maltaball - A friend of Creteball and Cyprusball.

Neutral (ουδέτερο)

Bulgariaball - We are both kebab removers and Orthodox Christian. A minority of his is living in my clay. But my yogurt is better. Friendly rival. Fear Basil
Abkhaziaball - we both have mountzas but thanks for being friends with Russiaball
EUball - Thanks for letting me in, BUT GIB ME MONEY!! PLEASE!!!! OR ELSE I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOU JUST LIKE UK DID!
Germoneyball - ΔΕΝ ΠΛΗΡΩΝΟΥΜΕ ΧΡΕΗ!!!! GREECE IS STRONK!!!!!! and Gib me monies plox you give money and I will not pay debts. On the good side, a lot of tourist of his come to my clay and they are the only Germans that gib me monies. If you don't I am Leaving EU Just like how UK did!
Israelcube - Liked the way he removed those Turkish Kebabs in 2010, also gibs me gas and weapons and tourists often come to my clay. Though I wish he would give the Palestineans more rights (some Palestinians are Orthodox Christians), also recognise Armenian Genocide and stop being so stingy plox!
Hungaryball - Also hates kebab and the fuorth reich. But a Friend of Stinky Kebab and Turkey's Puppet.
Uruguayball - Flag and motto stealer, but i like him because he was first to recognize armenian genocide.
Turk Kebab - Complicated relationship. We enjoy each other's cultures and food and I have a minority of his in Thrace. But he needs to just stop crying about his long lost Ottoman Empire because he is never going to get it back. Constantinople and Smyrna are territories I intend on taking back!!! Also don't try to touch my islands!!! You've done enough. We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both in NATO. MY BROTHER NEEDS HIS LAND! You can also take your shitty excuse for a President (Recep Tayip Erdogan) and shove your Janissary like army up your ass. And i'm just laughing when your economy is falling, so stop bullying me for mine. Prepare to die. STUPID HORSE, REMOVE KEBAB!!! You deserved losing and you tried to invade me!!! Ahem, I meant just ignore the past and be friends. Eeek! Remove immigrants from my borders!
Saudi Arabiaball - STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT ZEUS IS A FAKE GOD!!!! ALSO STOP BULLYING SERBIA!!! But at least you hate Turk Kebab.
Croatiaball - We both are members of the fuorth feich and love beaches. But please stop bullying my best brother.
Libyaball - I am tired of you. LNA is the real government.
Albaniaball - North Eprius is mine and Kosovo is Serbia! Yuo are poor like me except I am your largest investor and main trading partner. Don't make me pull the trade plug! On the good side, we have a large minority of his living almost everywhere in Greece and Greeks living in his part of Epirus. I took in some of his during Byzantium who I call Αρβανίτικα. You must return to Oρθοδοξία, I have hope in your Orthodox minority! Give up on getting aid from Stinky Turk we both hate, I will assist you instead of him!
Romaball - We were the first to have them in Europe, also we are trying to make them great again. On the bad side, some of them aren't that advanced and comit crimes (Not alll, though) and my people don't really like them. On the bright side, we both have debt.
UKball - We have tourists of his coming in my clay, but he is triying to do a Brexit, and he stole some of the Parthenon statues. Still, some of them went back.
NATOball - I'm one of his important members in the Mediterranean Sea. I help him sometimes. But yuo must apologize Serbiaball for bombing him in 1999.
Moroccoball - I don't recognize Western Saharaball as an independent state, but I think yuo should give more freedom to him. We are tryings to solve it peaceful.
North Macedoniaball - ok...our relationship is ok now and we support each other now! He accepted my name change so now we can have better relations and he could join NATO. Remember that Alexander the Great was born in Greece WHICH IS MY BIRTHPLACE NOT YOURS right? The answer should be obvious
Iranball - REMOVE KEBAB!!!, DONT FORGET VI century bc when you tried to invade me, CIRO you stupid horse! However, in modern times, you are fine now.
Philippinesball - Why don't you remember me?? I was yuor best of trading partner back in ancient times! Remember yuor father? He introduced me to you! Nowadays, you're my trading partner and a lot of filipinos are in of my clay.

Enemies (εχθροί)

Qatarball - You traitor! Are you helping Turk Kebab and supporting the terrorists! How could you?!
Northern Cyprusball - Fake ηλίθια Cyprus! You are a synth! You are just a puppet of Kebab!
ISISball - You have entered a fight you will not win. FEAR THE CROSS!! FEAR ORTHODOXY!
North Koreaball - South Koreaball is the real and best Korea. And also don't you even TRY nuking us, you fat pig.
~~Kebab~~ Ottoman Empireball - CRETE AND CYPRUS ARE RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY, ALONG WITH ΜΕΓΑΛΗ ΙΔΕΑ ! MOST OF THEM ALL, RESTORE GLOURIOUS CONSTANTINOPLE!!!! CONSTANTINOPLE IS OF RIGHTFUL GREEK CLAY!!!!! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES GREECE+SERBIA+KURDISTAN+ARMENIA=KEBAB IS KILL! ~~GO BACK TO CENTRAL ASIA & MONGOLIA AND LIVE AS NOMAD IN THE STEPPE AND PLAY YOUR STUPID THROAT SINGING!!!~~ xαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxαxα
Mongoliaball - CONTROL YOUR GODDAMN SON (I MEAN TURKEY)
Azerbaijanball - Turkey's puppet. He bullies Armenia and does not recognise the Armenian Genocide because of the conflict.
Somaliaball - A pirate that likes screwing up everyone and is now officially a colony of Turkeyball. AND ALSO FREE SOMALILAND!!!
Pakistanball - Another Puppet of turkey!! And also Kashmir is Indian territory, not yours!
Kingdom of Italyball - Lol. He thinks he is treataning but he really isn't. He lost a bunch of innocent Ethiopian children spraying chilies pepper spray into his eyes. And he thought he could colonize me?
Kosovoball - As, I've just said in Albania, Kosovo is Serbia. You don't deserve to be independent. So, go back to Serbia, where you belong. ~~Maybe one day I will recognize you!~~
Uyghurball - I Don't Like you Cuz you are version of kebab
Quebecball - He stole my former flag and now I was this. Also, same story as Kosovoball. I support Canadaball against yuo ~~although the country you want to separate from created Hawaiian pizza~~.
Reichtangle - Go away anschluss monster! You cannot into invade me because of my debt! Of my monies!
Hawaiiball - It's not my fault if a Greek Canadian invented the Hawaiian Pizza. Also, WHY KAMEHAMEHA > ALEXANDER?!
Rohingyaball - Go back to Myanmar you Piece of Shit