No independence for yuo!
 
Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, talking to his son, Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball
Please killing of me... I want to die.
 
Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball
I should switch names with Iceland-icon.png Icelandball
 
Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball

Greenlandball (also known as Hyperboreaball) has the most clickbaity name in history is hard to infect in Plague Inc. an autonomous countryball of Canada-icon.png Canadaball  the Denmark-icon.png Kingdom of Denmarkball. It can into being the largest island in the world, if you count Australia-icon.png Australiaball as a continent. It is a generally political-quiet country, and is pretty much irrelevant to everyone except Denmark-icon.png Denmark, although Greenlandball will tell you otherwise. He hates being called "Ice-Poland". He also hates being in reality - like being smaller than what his land looks like in Mercator and rectangular maps. Greenland looks almost the same size as African Union-icon.png Africa in Mercator projection, but in reality, he is smaller than USA-icon.png USAball.

Greenland is more "Inuit and Nordic" than only Nordic and wants to into independence, but his master Denmark-icon.png Denmark will not go beyond letting Greenland exit the EU-icon.png EUball, which it did in 1985. Greenlandball is also suicidal, even more than Japan-icon.png Japanball.

His name is also the first known piece of mass clickbait in human history.

History

Greenland was originally inhabited by Inuits. It was then discovered by Icelandic and Norwegian Settlers in the 980s and was named Grœnland to seem more attractive than Iceland-icon.png Icelandball. It was however not Green at all and the early Norse settlers mysteriously died off from getting too triggered over the clickbait after a few hundred years.

From 1605-1607, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball asserted sovereignty over it and locate lost Norse Settlements. Until the 1700s, colonizing Greenland was unsuccessful.

Personality

Greenland is not usually seen in a lot of comics but is portrayed big due to having a lot of landmass. When talking, there should be a lot of "q"s in the dialogue and with bits of Inuit, because the cities and places in Greenland have a lot of 'q's in it. Sadly Greenland is also extremely suicidal, always trying (and failing, happily) to end his own life whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Relationships

Friends

  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Father) - He restored the Nordic domain here. Also PLOX! I want into Independent! If not I into suicide.
  • 3-icon.png Eskimosball (Mother) - I like yuo, mom.
  • Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball (Best Friend) Yuo saved me multiple times from suicide attempts.... Yuo can into cute too...
  • Nunavut-icon.png Nunavutball (Little Brother) - Yuo is a continental me.
  • USA-icon.png USAball (Cousin) - Continental neighbor and cousin, plox no take my oil! He wants to buy me. He has long history of proposing my father to buy me .
  • Faroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball (Little Brother) - Yuo is good for me.
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball (Big Brother) - The green volcanic version of me. Our names are mixed up. HOW COME HE IS CALLED "ICELAND" WHEN HE HAS SOME FOREST AND I AM CALLED GREEN WHEN I AM SNOWY????
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball (Uncle) - One of the original colonists of me along with Iceland-icon.png Icelandball. However the Norway-icon.png Norwegian's settlements died out around the 13th century. I still maintain a close relationship with Norway-icon.png Norwayball today.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - We both have a lot in common, we like kawaii and he is island too. We are also both suicidal. I like his Aokigahara Forest (Suicide Forest) and his winters. Our flags are also similar.
  • Madagascar-icon.png Madagascarball - We both are hard to infect and we keep shutting down our ports.

Enemies

  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - He cannot into me, or even anschluss in general!
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - YUO STOLE MY FLAG
  • Coronavirus - Yuo can't infect me! Wait, i’m fully recovered! yoy!

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Cardinal/Strong Crimson 198, 12, 48 0, 0.9394, 0.7576, 0.2235 #C60C30
White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF

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Denmark-icon.png Kingdom ofSubway Surf Denmark, creator of LEGO And worst f**king mink genocide Denmark-icon.png
Parts Denmark-icon.png DenmarkballFaroe-icon.png Faroe Islandsball (Tórshavn-icon.png Tórshavnball) • Greenland-icon.png Greenlandball (template)
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Regions Copenhagen-icon.png Copenhagenball (Bornholm-icon.png Bornholmball) • Central Denmark Region-icon.png Central Denmark RegionballNorth Denmark Region-icon.png North Denmark RegionballZealand-icon (Denmark).png ZealandballSouthern Denmark Region-icon.png Southern Denmark Regionball
Former entities 2-icon.png Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans)Norwegian-Empire-icon.png VikingballKalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon.png Denmark-Norwayball
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Kalmar Union-icon.png BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon.png
Countries Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Faroe-icon.png FaroeballGreenland-icon.png Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic).png EstoniaballFinland-icon.png Finlandball (Aland-icon.png Ålandball)• Iceland-icon.png IcelandballNorway-icon.png Norwayball (Svalbard-icon.png Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball • (Gotland-icon.png Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon.png OrkneyballShetland-icon.png Shetlandball)
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Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon.png Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon.png EstoniaballLatvia-icon.png LatviaballLithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball
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