No independence for yuo!
Denmark-icon Denmarkball, talking to his son, Greenland-icon Greenlandball
Please killing of me... I want to die.
Greenland-icon Greenlandball
I should switch names with Iceland-icon Icelandball
Greenland-icon Greenlandball

Greenlandball (also known as Hyperboreaball) has the most clickbaity name in history is an autonomous countryball of Canada-icon Canadaball  Denmark-icon Denmarkball. It can into being the largest island in the world, if you count Australia-icon Australiaball as a continent. It is a generally political-quiet country, and is pretty much irrelevant to everyone except Denmark-icon Denmark, although Greenlandball will tell you otherwise. He hates being called "Ice-Poland". He also hates being in reality - like being smaller than what his land looks like in Mercator and rectangular maps. Greenland looks almost the same size as African Union-icon Africa in Mercator projection, but in reality, he is smaller than USA-icon USAball.

Greenland is more "Inuit and Nordic" than only Nordic and wants to into independence, but his master Denmark-icon Denmark will not go beyond letting Greenland exit the EU-icon EUball, which it did in 1985. Greenlandball is also suicidal, even more than Japan-icon Japanball.

His name is also the first known piece of mass clickbait in human history.


Greenland was originally inhabited by Inuits. It was then discovered by Icelandic and Norwegian Settlers in the 980s and was named Grœnland to seem more attractive than Iceland-icon Icelandball. It was however not Green at all and the early Norse settlers mysteriously died off from getting too triggered over the clickbait after a few hundred years.

From 1605-1607, Denmark-icon Denmarkball asserted sovereignty over it and locate lost Norse Settlements. Until the 1700s, colonizing Greenland was unsuccessful.


Greenland is not usually seen in a lot of comics but is portrayed big due to having a lot of landmass. When talking, there should be a lot of "q"s in the dialogue and with bits of Inuit, because the cities and places in Greenland have a lot of 'q's in it. Sadly Greenland is also extremely suicidal, always trying (and failing, happily) to end his own life whenever the opportunity presents itself.



  • 3-icon Eskimosball (Mother) - I like yuo, mom.
  • Antarctica-icon Antarcticaball (Best Friend) Yuo saved me multiple times from suicide attempts.... Yuo can into cute too...
  • Nunavut-icon Nunavutball (Little Brother) - Yuo is a continental me.
  • USA-icon USAball (Cousin) - Continental neighbor and cousin, plox no take my oil! He wants to buy me. He has long history of proposing my father to buy me .
  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball (Father) - He restored the Nordic domain here.
  • Faroe-icon Faroe Islandsball (Little Brother) - Yuo is good for me.
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball (Big Brother) - The green volcanic version of me. Our names are mixed up. HOW COME HE IS CALLED "ICELAND" WHEN HE HAS SOME FOREST AND I AM CALLED GREEN WHEN I AM SNOWY????
  • Norway-icon Norwayball (Uncle) - One of the original colonists of me along with Iceland-icon Icelandball. However the Norway-icon Norwegian's settlements died out around the 13th century. I still maintain a close relationship with Norway-icon Norwayball today.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - We both have a lot in common, we like kawaii and he is island too. We are also both suicidal. I like his Aokigahara Forest (Suicide Forest) and his winters. Our flags are also similar.


  • Canada-icon Canadaball - He cannot into me, or even anschluss in general!
  • Poland-icon Polandball - YUO STOLE MY FLAG
  • Coronavirus - Yuo can't infect me! Wait, i’m fully recovered! yoy!

Flag Colors

Cardinal/Strong Crimson 198, 12, 48 0, 0.9394, 0.7576, 0.2235 #C60C30
White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF





Denmark-icon Kingdom of LEGO Denmark Denmark-icon
Parts Denmark-icon DenmarkballFaroe-icon Faroe Islandsball (Tórshavn-icon Tórshavnball) • Greenland-icon Greenlandball (template)
Regions Copenhagen-icon Copenhagenball (Bornholm-icon Bornholmball) • Central Denmark Region-icon Central Denmark RegionballNorth Denmark Region-icon North Denmark RegionballZealand-icon (Denmark) ZealandballSouthern Denmark Region-icon Southern Denmark Regionball
Former entities 2-icon Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans)Norwegian-Empire-icon VikingballKalmar Union-icon Kalmar UnionballDenmark-icon Denmark-Norwayball
Kalmar Union-icon BLANDA UPP!!! Nordics STRONK! Long Live Kalmar! Kalmar Union-icon
Countries Denmark-icon Denmarkball (Faroe-icon FaroeballGreenland-icon Greenlandball) • Estonia-icon (Nordic) EstoniaballFinland-icon Finlandball (Aland-icon Ålandball)• Iceland-icon IcelandballNorway-icon Norwayball (Svalbard-icon Svalbardball) • Sweden-icon Swedenball • (Gotland-icon Gotlandball) • (Orkney-icon OrkneyballShetland-icon Shetlandball)
Historic entities Kalmar Union-icon Kalmar Unionball
Cannot into Nordic Estonia-icon EstoniaballLatvia-icon LatviaballLithuania-icon Lithuaniaball