— Guangdongball(Fujianball: RUN!)
Guangdongball, also known as Cantonball, is the richest and most populous provinceball of Chinaball.
In 1941, Empire of Japanball kidnapped Guangdongball, and raped him many times. But he came back his father finally. Then, Republic of Chinaball lost the war by Chinaball, Guangdong became one of China's many sons.
Guangdongball was once the most hardworking and industrious provinceball of Chinaball. But over time, thanks to the monies sent over by Hong Kongball, Macauball, and USAball, he became lazy and gluttonous. Now with his newfound monies, he hires migrant workers to do all the work while he eats dim sum and naps all day.
Guangdongball hates migrant workers for polluting his clay and diluting his Cantonese culture; but at the same time, he's afraid to kick them out because without migrant workers he would have to actually work for a living again.
- Chinaball - Father who is forcing me to speak Putonghua.
- Hainanball - Back to my clay!
- Macauball - Cantonese brother who gambles alot and is very rich. Gib more monies, plox!
- UKball and Portugalball - Friends from afar? Thank you guys money! Gib more plox!
- Chaozhouball - He doesn't speak Cantonese, and one of my family members, good at business
, but he came from Fuj...I...m...mustn't eat...
- Nan'aoball - I lost Hainan, at least I have yuo - Only island of me.
- Fujianball - Cousin, our language is very similar.
Of course, I specialize in eating my cousin.
- Capitalist Fujianball - Are you of my
- USAball - My father enemy...... But thank your money!
- Putianball - I'm just got 50!Do you know why I specially eat YUO among so many Fujian Cityballs!YEH, you are too rich!Best Food Ever!
- Beijingball - I am rich than you! And you language so ugly!
- Hong Kongball - FUCK YUO!!!!! FILTHY CAPITALIST PIGU!!! REMOVE CHA SIU!!!! WE WILL REMOVE YUOR SEMI-INDEPENDENT STATUS!!!!