Guangdongball, also known as Cantonball, is the richest and most populous provinceball of
Chinaball.
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History
204 years BC,
Nanyueball was born, but later killed by
Hanball. After this, Guangdongball have been self-cultivation many times.
In 1941,
Empire of Japanball kidnapped Guangdongball, and raped him many times. But he came back his
father finally. Then,
Republic of Chinaball (1912-1949) lost the war by
Chinaball, Guangdong became one of China's many sons.
Personality
Guangdongball was once the most hardworking and industrious provinceball of Chinaball. But over time, thanks to the monies sent over by
Hong Kongball,
Macauball, and
USAball, he became lazy and gluttonous. Now with his newfound monies, he hires migrant workers to do all the work while he eats dim sum and naps all day.
Guangdongball hates migrant workers for polluting his clay and diluting his Cantonese culture; but at the same time, he's afraid to kick them out because without migrant workers he would have to actually work for a living again.
He only got 50 while
Fujianball could get 3500 yuan of lucky money.
Relationships
老友 (Friends)
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Chinaball - Mother, You need to Cantonese Training! who is forcing me to speak Putonghua. -
Hainanball - Back to my clay! -
Macauball - Cantonese brother who gambles alot and is very rich. Gib more monies, plox! -
UKball and
Portugalball - Friends from afar? Thank you guys money! Gib more plox! -
Chaozhouball - He doesn't speak Cantonese, and one of my family members, good at business, -
Nan'aoball - I lost Hainan, at least I have yuo - Only island of me. -
Fujianball - Cousin, our language is very similar my food. - Capitalist Fujianball - Are you of my friend, too~oo~~?
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Shandongball - Confucius Friend
中立 (Neutrals)
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USAball - My Mother enemy...... But thank your money!
敵人 (Enemies)
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Putianball - I'm just got 50!Do you know why I specially eat YUO among so many Fujian Cityballs!YEH, you are too rich!Best Food Ever! -
Beijingball - I am rich than you! And you language so ugly!
Hong Kongball - FUCK YUO!!!!! FILTHY CAPITALIST PIGU!!! REMOVE CHA SIU!!!! WE WILL REMOVE YUOR SEMI-INDEPENDENT STATUS!!!!-
Vietnamball - Diu lei! Yuo are mine yuo fake communist! We can into true communism not your pho shit! Yuo are Yuenan not Vietnam! DADDY WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO AGAIN XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI
- Quảng Namball: EXCUSE ME!!! DON'T TALK TO MY FATHER LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Shandongball 2010 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE