Guernseyball is a somewhat irrelevant British Crown Dependency who lives in the English Channel, off of the coast of Normandyball. Guernseyball's close relatives are Jersey-icon.png Jerseyball, Alderney-icon.png Alderneyball, Sark-icon.pngSarkball, Herm-icon.png Hermball and Brecqhou-icon.png Brecqhouball. Isle of Man-icon.png Isle of Manball is also related to Guernseyball.

History

Guernseyball was born in 1204 to what is now known as UK-icon.png UKball. Guernseyball's age and lack of surrounding countryballs has lead to his calm, positive personality but it has made it difficult to become well-known. Most countryballs who aren't from Western Europe have never even heard of Guernseyball. 

Over the years, the only major conflict that Guernseyball has ever been involved in was World War 2. During this time, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball took over Guernseyball and his close brothers. Nazi-icon.png Naziball thought that the Allies would come for the British Crown Dependencies, but the Allies, including UK-icon.png UKball, advanced straight passed them to France-icon.png Franceball due to the fact that they knew Guernseyball and Jersey-icon.png Jerseyball weren't in imminent danger from Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball. Not long after D-Day, Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball gave up the occupation and went home. They left a load of fortresses and weapons with Guernseyball and Jerseyball and sometimes they reenact the war to pass time. 

Lifestyle

Guernseyball is friendly to almost any other Countryball that does not copy ideas without credit, or spread hate for no real reason. Guernseyball has not been involved in many comics because it is not a very well-known countryball, and the only serial-content-creator for Guernseyball is himself.

Guernseyball loves his dairy cows and often spends the day watching them wander aimlessly and 'moo'.

Also, Guernseyball loves to get pissed off of a mixture of his cows' milk and Baileys Irish Cream when he doesn't have anything important to do... which is most of the time. This is the reason why most of his comics look like the artist was having a seizure when they were being drawn. 

Relations With Other Countryballs

Guernseyball is friendly with almost all balls except for imposters and balls with no sense of humor or artistic ability. Guernseyball is skeptical of balls that are somewhat cancerous (balls named after cities, regions, etc.), but he will accept any ball he meets, as long as the ball is humorous.

  • UK-icon.png UKball - Dad.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Mentally unstable, scary, yet highly successful younger brother.
  • Jersey-icon.png Jerseyball - Twin brother.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - My dad can't stand her, but I've never been completely able to see it his way.
  • Isle of Man-icon.png Isle of Manball - The two balls are cousins. They rarely spend time together, but they text and send Snapchats, regularly.

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