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Hong Kongball ,
also known as Xianggangball, officially Milk Teaball the Hong Kong Special Administrative Regionball of the People's Republic of Chinaball (sometimes abbreviated to as HKball or HKSARball), is a couple of 263 overcrowded islands with 4 million people semi-independent state and a quasi-constitutional democracy that is a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball located in both East and Southeast Asia, along with his brother Macauball. He is bordered by Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The state is politically divided into 18 egg-tarts districts (even though he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. e.g. Kowloon City) He has a total area of 1,106 square kilometres, making him the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants, but due to the BN(O) extension, his population might drop to 4.347 million or even more if 3 million BN(O) passport holders decided to move out.
Unlike Tringapore, Hong Kongball is the ONLY Asian Anglosphere countryball who speaks proper English and is always seen wearing a top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive (and more loved) father UKball.
Like Polandball, Hong Kongball is a naive countryball as he is often bullied by Chinaball. He is often seen depressed and/or cramped due to the split with his father on 1st July 1997. PR China tried to help him, but Hong Kong keeps neglecting China.
Hong Kong is known for his pop music, most of the pop songs from his clay are bilingual in Cantonese and English. In addition, A Little Love by Fiona Fung is the most emotional song made in Hong Kong. In 2019-2020, some young Hongkongers became small bedroom EDM producers.
Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball, Taiwanball, and Tringapore. Although he is rich and autonomous
and getting tear-gas addicted, he often feels oppressed and bullied by his neighbour.
His "regional" day is 1st July. Since 1997, an annual march is held to boycott Chinaball's violations of a very important but mostly unrecognised treaty. However, his astrological sign is Aquarius because he is born on 25th January.
His future remains uncertain. Hong Kongball is no longer a British Overseas territory, having him being taken away by Chinaball in 1997. He is, however, claimed by Taiwanball, his biological father who was fused with Formosaball on 1949. It has been argued if Hong Kongball is still legally part of UKball as the British army once returned to his clay in late-2016.
Neolithic Period times
Hong Kong was born as a happy fishing 1ball, but first known to have been occupied by other caveballs during the Neolithic period, about 6,000 years ago. However, in 2003, stone tools were excavated at the Wong Tei Tung archaeological site, in which optical luminescence testing showed date to between 35,000 and 39,000 years ago. Early 1balls were a semi-coastal people who migrated from inland and brought knowledge of rice cultivation. The Qin dynasty annexed the Hong Kongball area into Chinaball in 214 BCE, after conquering the indigenous Baiyue. The region was consolidated under the Nanyue kingdom (a predecessor state of Vietnam) after the Qin collapse, and recaptured by Chinaball after the Han conquest. During the Mongol conquest of Chinaball in the 13th century, the Southern Song court was briefly located in modern-day Kowloon City (the Sung Wong Toi site) before its final defeat in the 1279 Battle of Yamen. By the end of the Yuan dynasty, seven large families had settled in the region and owned most of the land. Settlers from nearby provinces migrated to Kowloon throughout the Ming dynasty.
Opium War (1841 - 1898)
In the early 19th century, UKball got very interested in tea and asked Qingball for tea in exchange for silver. Qingball agreed and sold tea to UKball, and as a result UKball is running out of silver to pay for tea caused UKball is getting addicted. So, UKball snuck opium into Qingball in exchange for silver from locals which is then used to pay for tea. Qingball found out and got very angry, and declared war on UKball twice, which Qingball lost twice. He seceded Hong Kong Island to Qingball in the First Opium War, and seceded the Kowloon Peninsula in the Second Opium War, as well as paying a lot of monies and other treaties that made Qingball weaker and weaker. In 1898, UKball asked Qingball to control entire Hong Kong, and Qingball reluctantly agreed as he is getting weaker and almost dying, and he didn't want to fight UKball. UKball got full control of the region for 99 years until 1997.
Japanese Occupation (1941 - 1945)
On December 8 1941, Japanese Empireball invaded and raped the British Hong Kongball. By December 25 1941, Japanese Empireball controlled the entire British colony. UKball was busy fighting Nazi Germanyball, so UKball and the Allies didn't send a lot of troops to defend British Hong Kongball. UKball finally regained control of the region in 1945 when the Japanese Empireball surrendered to the Allied Powers.
In 1967, from inspiration of his brother Portugese Macauball's 12-3 incident that made him closer to the Chinese, and the cultural revolution from Chinaball that made British Hong Kongball into thinking that communism and Maoism is better instead of colonialism, he rebelled against UKball's rule to try and become part of the PRC. There were multiple riots between May and December, and some radical protesters going as far as planting bombs (called "pineapples" locally), resulting in 51 dead, 832 injured, 1936 protesters prosecuted and even more arrested by the end of the riots. The riots, however, failed, and British Hong Kongball
was pranking UKball apologised and said he actually wanted to remain British, so he remained a British colony until 1997.
Death of the British Empire (1997)
In 1997, Chinaball stole Hong Kong, which is something which he hated a lot (like A LOT) because China is a communist country. But China managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his father over his Asian stepfather.
In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by China and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from Chinaball.
Anti-extradition protests/anti-government protests (2019 - present)
In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to Chinaball's monkey courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam suspended the bill. Finally, the law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help,
but USAball cared more about making money.
Since July 2020, in response to the National Security Law, UKball is defending 3 million Hongkongers by allowing Hongkongers who has a BN(O) passport having easier ways to migrate to UKball but also an easier way to British citizenship. Hong Kongball's adoptive brother Australiaball also allow Hongkongers an easier way to migrate. This made Hong Kongball very happy,
but t his made Chinaball very angry and vowed to completely annex Hong Kong.
Hong Kongball has a very British-like attitude, He is mostly seen sipping milk tea due to his addition to it. When he's not with Chinaball, he is nice to other countryballs. When he sees something that he hates, he freaks out. He also likes to swear a lot. He has been begging independence from Chinaball because even though he is part of him, his culture, political stance, language and even his currency and laws are different from Chinaball. Although Hong Kong currently wears the clothes the PRC gave to him, he usually wears his former clothes (British) to advocate independence/British rule/autonomy. He used to wear a flag similar to the British but without the Union Jack.
Unlike all countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language...
A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".
"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)
Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊), lun (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)
Other curse phrases
- Diu（屌）: Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
- Ding Ley go fai（頂你個肺）: Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
- Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
- On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot. Often written as On9, since the word 鳩 sounds identical to the word 9 in Cantonese.
- Lun(撚): Male genital. Often used as an alternative word to "fuck", and can be used as an adjective with no special meaning.
- Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English. Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
- Hai(閪): female genital
- Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
- Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in Cantonese )
- Libtard (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at radical protestors. The literal and actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", because 閪 sounds like hai or hi in Cantonese.
- Douchebag (濕鳩): Overestimating yourself,
but in a bad way.
- Haak Guai (黑鬼): The N-Word, used very rarely
because there are no blacks in Hong Kong.
Almost everyone, especially...
- UKball -
REMOVE BORATMy true and European father, who I love the most for supporting my protests and opposing the national security law. I want to THANK YOU for raising. I just, love you, very, very much for 100 reasons. You take care of me, almost every day.
- Macauball -
flag stealer big peepeepoopooFellow Portuguese brother who likes gambling. He is also very friendly and we both drive on the left side on the road. He also leads a more relaxing lifestyle! Give Latin culture!!!! Your father is best friends with Papa Britain.
- Taiwanball - Biological father and a fellow dragon! The Republic of China real China! I admire him a lot for freedom and democracy! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! THESE COMMUNIST PIGS WILL PAY FOR THE EXTRADITION BILL!!! I WILL SIDE WITH YOU, FATHER!!! DON'T WORRY, WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST FAKE DIMSUM!!! 中華民國萬歲！
- Tringapore - A fellow dragon! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good
lovertwin brother! Also yearns Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We also have Han Chinese blood but you have some Austronesian though. Also ah, your chicken rice is damn good ah. Why are we shipped so many times lah?! >:(
- Lee Teng-hui : NOOOO I WILL MISS YOU! YOU INSPIRE MANY HONG KONG PEOPLE INCLUDING JOSHUA WONG!! WE RESPECT YOU A LOT!!!! May you rest in peace. *cries softly...*
- Indonesiaball - He has the second biggest ethnic minority in my clay. Both of us are Anti-Communists.
We are also couples of overcrowded islands.
- South Koreaball - Fellow dragon and anti-communist. I love her dramas like Doctor John but sometimes it's too romantic which makes me cringe XD. She's beautiful and called me the King of the '80s.....
- Polandball - We both have a very similar life as we are both naive balls. We are constantly bullied by Russiaball and Chinaball, a.k.a the most authoritarian and oppressive
also retardedcountries on Earth. We are also great trading partners and you taught me Polish while I teach you my Cantonese dialect. I might help you get into space......oh yea I forgot, you support my protests too. Thanks!!!!!
- Kazakhbrick - Thank you for removing Borat. The movie deserved it.
- Canadaball - Big bro, and he also ends his friendship with that Maoist dictator! Also Ukraine's boyfriend, sort of. He also has a very big Hong Kong population diaspora!
But no, Papa Britain will have the biggest in 2021.
- Indiaball - Fellow British brother!! Your curry food is yummy!!! I like you because we both hate that tea by Joseph Stalin. However, don't hate Pewdiepie leh!
- Japanball - His dad used to be allied with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! Now his son is friends with me because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! HOWEVER, WHY ARE YOU SO TOLERANT AND ALLOW GENSHIN IMPACT INTO YOUR CLAY AND IMPORT AS A PLAYSTATION GAME TO MAKE PEOPLE CONFUSED AS A JAPANESE GAME? THAT GAME IS FUCKING CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE THAT YOUR NEW PRIME MINISTER YOSHIHIDE SUGA CAN BAN THAT GAME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Portugalball - Papa UK's best friend and my twin's adoptive father. I WANT TO THANK YOU for influencing my brother Macauball. I love your anthem (only in Ab Major ) and your folk dance that is also performed in Macau very often!
- Milk Tea Alliance - YES!!!! My very first alliance with fellow milk tea buddies. We can destroy mainland Chinese netizens lah! #BoycottMulan #BoycottGenshinImpact
- Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Ka-Shing is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
- East Turkestanball - Although he is a separatist autonomous region like Tibetball, I like him more than his biological brother (Tibet), who won't stop trading with Chinaball. He's a good Muslim brother and protests like me. Hope you can proclaim East Turkestan!
MalvinasballFalklandsball - Fellow British brother, I support you under British rule. I actually don't know him.
- Germanyball - Same as Gibraltar, we barely met. However, Germany and I were ruined by ISIS once, I WILL NOT FORGET THAT, ISIS!!! He is a democratic country
unlike me, and your sausages are delicious. Also thanks for taking care of some of us.
- Ukraineball - 2nd best Slavic friend. Thanks for supporting me and understanding me!!! Also, Crimea belongs to you.
- Brazilball - Very good trading partner. He is also Macauball's strongest brother.
- Gibraltarball - Fellow brother. We sometimes talk to each other, and he also has an annoying neighbour like me! I kinda sympathise with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
- Thailandball - Very close friend because we are part of the Milk Tea Alliance. Likes to fight PRC trolls, but please support my protests, mate! We share our milk tea power to beat communist netizens. Ah yes, your
boysgirls are hot lah.
- Norwayball - I like how Alan Walker filmed a music video in my clay!
- Vietnamball - The only communist whom I actually respect. Yuo also hate that bully. Your national breakfast pho is the best. I LOVE PHO AND ROYAL MIKE!!!! In addition, I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we can be friends. You also support my protests. Thanks! I'm probably gonna forgive you for supporting the security law, mate.
- Shanghaiball - We can
rarelyget along pretty smoothly! He is also my skyscraper and economic friendly rival.
- Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration.
- New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit. I like her sheep.
- Swedenball - Papa's Germanic cousin. I like your anthem and I especially love Pewdiepie but please don't fight with my brother Indiaball!!
- Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORGET!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - A bootlicker of fake China's money with terrible human rights, and it doesn't help that he supported the NSL. you're OK.
- Cataloniaball - A European friend from half the world away. I'm sorry that I support your pro-democratic independence movement, I didn't know you were communist, mate. I also trade with your mother, just in case if she has better products. Don't force me to be a commie, however, so I have to stay away from you more. But your food is tasty and I love it.
- Philippinesball - She also hates fake China. But, 2010 never forget! You killed our people! (wait...it was just a civilian...) And I couldn't apologise
because I was bloody busy with my protests!Also, we can also remove terrorist Jitler for ruining your flag.
- USAball - Adoptive brother, Papa UK's most successful son
I AM MORE SUCCESSFUL. I like his culture (except/especially the gun-culture stuff even though you are a cultural desert). Thanks for the investment but WHOOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! BUT REMOVE CHINA JOE!!! WHY DO YOU RECOGNISE FAKE CHINA AND NOT MY DAD???!!!! WHY???????????????????
- Aunt/Grandma Spainball - She is friends with my dad (Well, not really because of the "issue" of Gibraltarball) and I also sometimes visit her for travelling. One of my biggest trading partners as well. But don't hurt Catalonia please, I'm friends with him. WAIT, HE'S COMMUNIST??!!! OH, SHIT!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?
SIDE WITH YOU?
- ISISball - I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND GERMANYBALL!!!!!!!! REMOVE TERRORISTS!!!!
- Beijingball (A.K.A Pekingball) - OH MY GOD NOT THIS PL0NKER AGAIN LAH!!! YOU STUPID RACIST USSR PUPPET TRYING TO REMOVE MY SPECIAL STATUS GIVEN BY COPYCAT TEA!!!!! FUCK OFF, PEKING!!!! SHANGHAI IS THE REAL CAPITAL YOU DUMBASS!!! YOU HAVE LEGIT ECONOMIC FAILURE (ONE HONG KONG DOLLAR EQUALS TO 0.9 CHINESHIT YUAN LAH)! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
- Shenzhenball - YOU OVERTOOK ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YOU ARE VERY HARMFUL AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME!!!! WHY, SHENZHEN???? YOU STUPID RACIST AND POORLY REPUTATED NEIGHBOUR!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- YUU - THE WORST COMMERCIAL EVER TO EXIST!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Guangdongball (sometimes) - Stepbrother who I CLEARLY hate. He stole most of my stuff as Shenzhenball did! HE EVEN STOLE MY EGG TART!!! GO TO HELL LAH!!!!! YOU'RE A DISGRACE AND A DISAPPOINTMENT, MATE!!! STOP STEALING MY CULTURE LAH!!!'
- RiceGum (formerly) - WHY DID YOU CALL ME CHINA????? TAKE SINOPHOBIA OVER COPYCAT TEA, NOT ME!!!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME PHOBIA, OKAY????? DON'T CALL MY CITIZENS CHINESE, PLEASE!!!! RESPECT US!!!!! At least you apologised to us so we forgive you.
- Palestineball - Meh, he's a damn fake China puppet. I hope Israelcube annexes him.
死敵/FUCKING DEADBEAT MONSTERS!!!!!! (WORST ENEMIES EVER)
- Coronavirus (COVID-19) OH MY GOD YOU SON OF A PL0NKER LAH! YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE AND INFECTING THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHAME ON CHINA LAH!!!!! THE COVID-19 COMES FROM YOU, AND YOUR ANIMALS, M8!!!
- Chee-naball (since the 70's) - YOU fuckin' little communist potato and copycat tea that STOLE ME FROM PAPA UK!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN EVIL COUNTRY THAT HATES THE POOR MUSLIMS!!!! YOU HAVE A DIRTY LIFE!!! YOU JUST OPPRESS YOUR SO-CALLED "AUTONOMOUS REGIONS" UNTIL THEY ARE COMPLETELY BEATEN!! ARE YOU DUMB?!!! IS IT JUST ME OR DID YOU JUST POK GAI OR SOMETHING?!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNTIL I LEARNT THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU!!! The truth is THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS ME!!! LIBERATE HONG KONG!!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!! YOU COPYCAT TEA!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST!!!!!!! THE NSL CAN'T STOP ME!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE BRAVE, WE ARE STRONG, AND WE WILL RAID YOU FOR GOOD!!!! EVEN PAPA UK HATES YOU!!!! YOU FAILED TO DEFEND ME, AND MY REPUTATION IS DECREASING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE, HONGKONGERS ARE HEROES AND YOU OPPRESSIVE MAINLANDERS.....
- that chinese puppet who wants to nuke me like a pl0nker so badly - YOU STOLE MY SPECIAL ADMINISTRATIVE REGION STATUS AND GAVE IT TO SINUIJU???? FUCK YOU!!! I WILL REMOVE HIM AND WE WILL REMOVE YOUR NUKES REMOVE KIM JONG UN REMOVE KIM JONG IL REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!
OR PREPARE TO DIE IN THE ENDGAME AGAINST YOU, YOUR MASTER, AND YOUR OTHER PUPPETS MUAHAHAHAHAHA
- Sinuijuball - 山寨！
- Hong Kong National Security Law - SEI TAI LOK GAU!!! DIU LEI!!! POK GAI!!!!! THIS LITTLE FOCKIN LAW THINKS IT CAN TAKE AWAY OUR GLORIOUS FREEDOM????? YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN TAKE OVER ME, BUT I AM NOT A PLACE, NEVER WAS!!!! I AM WHERE THE PEOPLE STAND!!!! THANKS TO FRANCE, PAPA UK, NETHERLANDS, GERMANY, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, AND LOTS OF COUNTRIES FOR OPPOSING THIS LAW!!!! I AM DONE!!!
- Empire of Japanball - 小日本鬼子! 去死吧!
- TikTok - DIU LEI LO MO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, MATE!!!! YE VIDEOS ARE SUPER CURSED AND THEY SOMETIMES CAN BREAK MY MONOCLE!!! THANK GOD INDIA BANNED YOU!!!!
- Nas Daily - Fuck you!!! I will never let anyone copy my MTR!!!!! I know you like my metro, but I still hate you because you said "Everyone should look at Hong Kong and build a metro like theirs!" which makes me mad!!! NO ONE WILL COPY MY METRO!!!!
- Jitler - REMOVE TERRORISM LAH!!!! You are the worst terrorist YouTuber ever. I know you didn't rip my fake flag or my British flag but YOU RIPPED PHILIPPINESBALL'S FLAG INTO PARTS!!!! FUCK YOU LAH!!!! AREN'T SOUTH KOREABALL AND PHILIPPINESBALL FRIENDS LAH??? YOU ARE THE WORST SOUTH KOREAN PERSON I'VE EVER HEARD OF SO DON'T EVER MESS UP WITH MY FLAGS!!!! YOU AREN'T KOREAN, YOU ARE A FUCKING FAKE CHINESE VICIOUS LITTLE WORM WHO THINKS YOUR NATION IS STRONGER THAN THE PHILIPPINES! OH YEAH LAH? IMAGINE HE HAS A STRONGER MILITARY THAN SOUTH KOREA'S, WHAT WILL YOU DO LAH? ANSWER MY QUESTION, SEI CHEUNG!!!!!
- Paimon - CHINESE TERRORIST WHO THREATENS TO NUKE THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! SHE IS A GLASS-HEARTED MADBITCH WHO THREATENS TO KILL ALL UYGHURS, TIBETANS, TAIWANESE, MONGOLIANS, FALUN GONG, KOREANS, AND HONGKONGERS!!!! ALSO GENSHIN IMPACT IS A COPYCAT TO THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD AND WHY THE HELL IS LINK SO FRIENDLY WITH PAIMON, PAIMON DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!! YOU CALL ALL OF HONG KONG, EAST TURKESTAN, TIBET, AND SOUTHERN MONGOLIA COCKROACHES, AND THAT IS WHAT HITLER CALLED!! BEFORE THEY MASSACRED THE JEWS! YOU ARE PLANNING FOR ANOTHER HOLOCAUST. THIS, IS, MASSACRE!!!!!!! HEAR WHAT MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID, INJUSTICE ANYWHERE IS A THREAT TO JUSTICE EVERYWHERE!!!!! WE WANT FREEDOM, AND FREEDOM IS WHAT WE WILL GET!!!!!!!! GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!!! BECAUSE HONG KONG IS THE LAND OF THE BRAVE, AND WE ARE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT KEEPS APPEARING ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO PROMOTE AND EARN FUCKING MAOIST RENMINBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS EVERYONE SO HYPED AND OBSESSED WITH THIS GAME?????????????????????????????? NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT GAME AND YOUR BULLSHIT MAOIST MONEY AND WHY ON EARTH IS JAPAN SO TOLERANT ON THAT GAME????? EVEN SONY PLAYSTATION ALLOWS THIS??? I HOPE NINTENDO CAN SUE YOU FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, AND I HOPE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BAN YOU, BURN IN HELL FOREVER, MIHOYO!!! DLLM SEI POK GAI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Borat - REMOVE BORAT I HATE YOU
Countries that support the Hong Kong National Security Law
- Cape Verdeball
- Central African Republicball
- Republic of the Congoball
- Equatorial Guineaball
- The Gambiaball
- Ivory Coastball
- Sierra Leoneball
- South Sudanball
Countries with * next to their names recognise Taiwan as the sole legitimate government of China.
Countries that oppose the Hong Kong National Security Law
Hong Kongball is a unitary city-state consisting of 18 districts.
Hong Kong Island
- Central and Westernball - My heart. Some people say that Central is my capital, but I'm my own capital. ._.
- Wan Chaiball - Wan Chai has an
- Southernball - Probably my playground. He has Ocean Park.
- Easternball - Large shopping malls.
- Sham Shui Poball - My poor district full of people suffocating.
- Kowloon Cityball - A walled city and crazy airport used to be here, also big.
- Kwun Tongball - He has McDonalds, also loads of factories.
- Wong Tai Sinball - A landlocked district.
FUCK YOU!!!! KOWLOON CITY WILL NEVER GIVE YOU SEA, YOU INSANE KID!!!!!
- Yau Tsim Mongball - Granddaughter.
- Islands Districtball - Okay, this district has the best international school ever and is home to westerners.
- Kwai Tsingball - She is so adorable! Also my other granddaughter.
- Northball - He connects me to Shenzhenball, t
he home of parallel traders
- Sai Kungball - Expats, backyard garden and fishing with tourism.
- Sha Tinball - He is uh.....ye know, my most populous son. He has horse riding
- Tai Poball - A good boy that loves railways, but he has a weird fucking
- Tsuen Wanball - My financial hub!!! She is a proud daughter and I love her a lot.
- Tuen Munball - Also home to foreigners and he can build Portuguese-styled buildings. Well, sort-of, because Portugal influenced him.
- Yuen Longball - He has a depressed daughter, Tin Shui Wai.
Note that most of these quotes are derived from Kongish, an unofficial English-creole language in Hong Kong.
- "TOP YOU PASS LUNG!!!!!!!!!!!" (Fuck you!!!!)
- "Milk tea is better."
- "Give elections lah!"
- "pee mail."
- "LIBERATE HONG KONG!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!"
- "Need sheep have sheep." (May you get whatever you want.)
- "Four expensive cheap safe." (May you blessed with peace all year around.)
- "Marry in rich door." (Marry into a rich family.)
- "Attack up hair chok." (May you have a wealthy life.)
- "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "Have some milk tea."
- laughs* "Lovely..." (
too British ngl)
- "so9sad" (so fucking sad)
- Hong Kong in the Hongkongers' wiki (chinese)
- 2019-2020 Hong Kong protests (Polandball Wiki)
- 2019-2020 Hong Kong protests (Wikipedia)