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|“||HONG KONG IS NOT CHINA!||”|
|“||WAT you don't want any tea?!||”|
Hong Kongball, officially the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, is a cityball and Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, along with his brother Macauball. He is bordered by Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macau to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The region is divided into 18 districts, and although he is a city state, Central and Westernball is his capital, and he has a total area of 1,064 square miles, making him the 168th largest sort-of country in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants.
Due to being part of Chinaball, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organizations. Therefore, he left the Commonwealth.
Hong Kongball is the only Anglosphere ball who does not always speak English in proper grammar, and is always seen wearing a top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive father UKball.
Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball, Taiwanball, and Tringapore, which has made him a valuable part of China's economy. Though he is rich b̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶r̶ and autonomous, he often feels oppressed by his father.
Qingball was failed on First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for 99 years.
In 1941 Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with Republic of Chinaball, Tringapore, French Indochinaball, Philippinesball, Taiwanball, and Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father UKball and his adoptive brother USAball.
In 1997, UKball returned him to his biological father Chinaball (who at this point was communist), something which he was not very happy about, because he did not want to be suppressed like Tibetball and East Turkestan. But UKball managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.
In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from Chinaball.
He is not even close to doing so.
In 2018 a small political party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by
CPC agents politicians.
In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions protest on the street against an "extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to Chinaball's kangaroo courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The
CPC puppet Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam got cold feet and suspended the bill, finally the law was abolished but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help, but USAball cared more about making money.
Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, Hong Kongball speaks his own dialect of broken English. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of the Cantonese language...
A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".
"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)
Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊) , lan (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)
Other curse phrases
- Diu（屌）: Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
- Ding Ley go fai（頂你個肺）: Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
- Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
- On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot.
- Lun: Male genital.
- Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English . Can be used it a insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
- Hai(閪): female genital
- Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
- Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole (or sevenhead/7-head beacause 柒 sonds like 7 in cantonese )
- Freedom-Hi (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at the protesters. Literal/Actual meaning is Freedom C***.
Almost everyone, especially...
- Macauball - Fellow
olderCantonese speaking brother who likes gambling. Shares a very similar culture. He is also very friendly and leads a more relaxing lifestyle! WHY DO YOU LOVE CHINA?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO HATE THAT COMMUNIST B****! F**** YOU! I WILL KILL YOU AND CHINA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- Taiwanball - Best friend forever! Admire him a lot for the freedom, democracy, and 台妹 (Taiwanese girls so hot)! Share the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! Also loves
hands freebubble tea.
- Tringapore - Pals. Fellow dragon! Skyscraper Rival! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good rival! Also yearns papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We are basically twins!
No caning please. Cathay Pacific strong unlike Singlish airlines.
- South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but too much plastic surgery and loving sappy drama.
REMOVE BTS! ARMY SHALL COLLAPSE!
- Japanball - He used to be allies with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? BUT he turned to the dark side in the next war 1941 never forget
WTF dude I thought we were friends! Now we are friends with each other again because moneysstrong economic ties and similar culture (we both says "hai" a lot, for similar or different reasons), good anime and hentai(but too many tentacles), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! Always eat.
- UKball - Adoptive father, I didn't always like him because he was a tyrant too, but he was far better than the communists. Thank you for supporting us!
Teach me to stab China
- USAball - Adoptive brother, Papa UK's most successful son. Love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. HAHAHA Sorry for surpassing you GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! Also, fast food is best, always eaten McDonalds since I was young, ALSO REMOVE RICEGUM FROM MY PREMISES!
- Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Jiacheng is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
- Gibraltarball - We barely met, but he also has an annoying neighbor like me! Kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
- Shanghaiball (sometimes) - We have so much in common! He is also my skyscraper and economic rival.
You will always be weaker than me, Hong Kong Strong
- Australiaball - An Adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration. remove Scott Morrison, Turnbull strong.
- New Zealandball - Another adoptive brother who I sometimes visit.
- Philippinesball - Also hates Chinaball. But BRUTALLY MASSACRED MY PEOPLE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT!
Also my maid. YOU OF OBEY ME I AM YUOR MASTER!At least he forgave me for that incident in Manila in 2014...
- Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORLGET!!!
- Shenzhenball - YUO OVERTAKE ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YUO ARE HARMING ME AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME. But sometimes we can cooperate well..
- Thailandball - Beijing's ferocious dog!!! He doesn't let me in! But his
boysgirls are beautiful and his Pad Thai is great. but why did you not let me go fishing for lobster?
- Chinaball - My biological father,
but I kinda dislike him for constantly trying to take away my freedom and rule of lawwho I rook up to, he of ribelate me xixixixi. 'STUPID F***ING COMMUNIST DOG EATING MAINLANDERS!!! THEY COME AND RUIN THE ECONOMY!!! THEY SHIT AND SPIT EVERYWHERE AND BUY ALL MY MILK POWDER!!! DOES NOT GIB ELECTION BUT GIB POLLUTION!!! REMOVE MAINLANDERS!!! YOU ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING COMMIES!!! REMOVE MAOISTS!!! GIB BEIKAQIU BACK!!! 1997 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!Stop messing with my own affairs and censoring my media! Press freedom plox! WHY U RESTRICT TYPES OF PAPER TO BE RECYCLE AND REWRITE 1997!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT CHINA!!!!! I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE HONG KONG!!! FREE HONG KONG !!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES (光復香港，時代革命)!!! DEATH TO THE EXTRADITION LAW!!! OUST CARRIE LAM!!! FINALLY! But the Extradition Law has been withdrawed, and thanks for getting me into space and making me sorta independent for 50 more years.
- ISISball - We won't forget what you done to me in Germanyball.
- Lebron James - You are a disgrace to the NBA for supporting China over your boss statement shame on you! Our basketball hero is pro China.... Im burning your jersey..
- North Koreaball - A F*CKING MADMAN WHO WANTS TO DESTROY THIS WORLD WITH NUKES! F U C K Y O U!
- Vietnamball (formerly) -
Pok Gai JUST GET THE FU*K OFF I DON'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE! 北漏洞拉! (Bat lau dung laai)!I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we're okay now. Also your pho and KFC Vietnamse Butter Chickenis yummy.
- Beijingball - I AM STRONKER THAN YOU STUPID CAPITAL, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A HIGHER GDP AND TALLER SKYSCRAPERS THAN ME!
- Guangdongball (sometimes) - Chinese brother which I CLEARLY hate. He stole some of my stuff like Shenzhenball did! He's a disgrace and disappointment!
I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO INTO REPUBLICK OF HONG KONG. REMOVE DIM SUM!
- Chinaball -
- Macauball -
- Taiwanball - Sister
- UKball -
- Canadaball - Adoptive Brother
- USAball - Adoptive Brother
- Australiaball - Adoptive Brother
- New Zealandball - Adoptive Brother
- Tringapore - Adoptive Brother
- Indiaball - Adoptive Brother
- Gibraltarball -Adoptive Brother
Hong Kongball has 18 districts.
Hong Kong Island
- Central and Westernball - Skyscrapers and office buildings.
Red Light District!
- Easternball - Can into large shopping mall.
- Southernball - Ocean Park, Expats, Fishing.
- Wan Chaiball - Exhibition Centre! Skyscrapers! Shops!
Another Red Light District!
- Sham Shui Poball - Poor in terms of Hong Kong standards.
So manyRed Light Districts!
- Kowloon Cityball - A walled city and crazy airport used to be here, also big.
- Kwun Tongball - Industry or...Commerce?
- Wong Tai Sinball - Cannot into sea but can into religious temple.
- Yau Tsim Mongball - Am the core urban area of Kowloon!
- Islands Districtball - Big Buddha, Cable Car, Airport, Fishing Village, Discovery Bay and done.
- Kwai Tsingball - Can into shipping port.
- Northball - I connect Hong Kong to Shenzhenball
SEI TAI LOK, DIU LEI, HUI FAN SHI HANG
- Sai Kungball - I can into expats and backyard garden!
- Sha Tinball - I'm SHA TIN up now! Also can into horse racing and IB.
- Tai Poball - Can into weird tower and large dam, also railway museum.
- Tsuen Wanball - I can into Lantau and Disney!
- Tuen Munball - I can into seafood and dragon boating.
- Yuen Longball - I can into old market town and wetlands.
Tin Shui Wai is not a part of Yuen Long