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Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongball


Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball Heunggong-icon.png, officially Milk Teaball Hong Kong Special Administrative Regionball of China-icon.png Chinaball (sometimes abbreviated to as HKball or HKSARball), also known as Xianggangball is a semi-independent state and a quasi-constitutional "democracy" that is a special administrative region, or SAR of China-icon.png Chinaball located in both East and Southeast Asia, along with his brother Macau-icon.png Macauball. He is bordered by China-icon (subdivision).png Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The state is politically divided into 18 egg-tarts districts (even though he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. e.g. Kowloon City) He has a total area of 1,106 square kilometres, making him somewhat the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants, but due to the BN(O) extension, his population might drop to 4.347 million or even more if 3 million BN(O) passport holders decided to move out.

Due to being part of China-icon.png Chinaball, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organisations.

Like Poland-icon.png Polandball, Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball is slightly naive. He is sometimes seen depressed due to the his inner conflict which he has had since 1st July 1997. Chinaball has tried to help him, but Hong Kongball often ignores him.

Hong Kongball is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore and it has the same status with New York and his nephew London. Although he is rich and self-governed, he sometimes feels bullied by his neighbour Chinaball.

His "regional" day is 1st July. Ever since 1997, he takes a holiday to either celebrate or mourn his return to China-icon.png Chinaball.

His future remains uncertain. Hong Kongball is no longer a British Overseas territory, having been returned to China-icon.png Chinaball in 1997. It has been argued if Hong Kongball is still legally part of UK-icon.png UKball as the British army once returned to his clay in late-2016.

Citizens born before 1997 can claim legal citizenship in UK-icon.png UKball due to an agreement between UKball and Chinaball.

History

Neolithic Period times

Hong Kong was born as a happy fishing 1-icon.png 1ball, but first known to have been occupied by other caveballs during the Neolithic period, about 6,000 years ago. However, in 2003, stone tools were excavated at the Wong Tei Tung archaeological site, in which optical luminescence testing showed date to between 35,000 and 39,000 years ago. Early 1balls were a semi-coastal people who migrated from inland and brought knowledge of rice cultivation. The Qin dynasty annexed Hong Kongball area into Chinaball in 214 BCE, after conquering the indigenous Baiyue. The region was consolidated under the Nanyue kingdom (a predecessor state of Vietnam) after the Qin collapse, and recaptured by Chinaball after the Han conquest. During the Mongol conquest of Chinaball in the 13th century, the Southern Song court was briefly located in modern-day Kowloon City (the Sung Wong Toi site) before its final defeat in the 1279 Battle of Yamen. By the end of the Yuan dynasty, seven large families had settled in the region and owned most of the land. Settlers from nearby provinces migrated to Kowloon throughout the Ming-icon.png Ming dynasty.

Opium War (1841 - 1898)

In the early 19th century, UK-icon.png UKball got very interested in tea and asked Qing-icon.png Qingball to trade for tea in exchange for silver. Qing-icon.png Qingball agreed and sold tea to UK-icon.png UKball, and as a result UK-icon.png UKball is running out of silver to pay for tea, which UKball is getting addicted to. So, UK-icon.png UKball smuggled opium into Qing-icon.png Qingball in exchange for silver from locals which is then used to pay for tea. Qing-icon.pngQingball found out and got very angry, and declared war on UK-icon.png UKball twice, which Qing-icon.png Qingball lost twice. He seceded Hong Kong Island to Qing-icon.png Qingball in the First Opium War through the Treaty of Nanjing, and seceded the Kowloon Peninsula in the Second Opium War using the Treaty of Beijing, as well as paying a lot of money and other treaties that made Qing-icon.pngQingball weaker and weaker. In 1898, ​​​​​UK-icon.png UKball asked Qing-icon.pngQingball to also cede New Territory (The rest of Hong Kong) to UKball. UKball had sucessfully controlled the entire Hong Kong clay, and Qing-icon.pngQingball reluctantly agreed as he was getting weaker, near the edge of death, and didn't want to fight ​​​​​UK-icon.png UKball.Therefore, ​​​​​UK-icon.png UKball got full control of the region for 99 years, which was, until 1997.

Japanese Occupation (1941 - 1945)

On December 8 1941, Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball invaded and raped British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon.png British Hong Kongball. By December 25 1941, Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball controlled the entire British colony. ​​​​​UK-icon.png UKball was busy fighting Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, so ​​​​​UK-icon.png UKball and the Allies didn't send a lot of troops to defend British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon.png British Hong Kongball. UK-icon.png UKball finally regained control of the region in 1945 when the Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball surrendered to the Allied Powers.

In 1967, from inspiration of his brother Portuguese Macau-icon.png Portugese Macauball's 12-3 incident that made him closer to the Chinese, and the cultural revolution from China-icon.png Chinaball that made British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon.png British Hong Kongball into thinking that communism and Maoism is better instead of colonialism, he rebelled against UK-icon.pngUKball's rule to try and become part of the PRC. There were multiple riots between May and December, and some radical protesters going as far as planting bombs (called "pineapples" locally), resulting in 51 dead, 832 injured, 1936 protesters prosecuted and even more arrested by the end of the riots. The riots, however, failed, and British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon.png British Hong Kongballremained a British colony until 1997.

Return to China (1997)

In 1997, he was returned to China-icon.png PRCball. This ended his British imperialist colonial times and his people automatically became Chinese citizens. This led to him being incredibly mental till this day. However, China-icon.png PRCball (who was under Jiang Zemin's rule) wanted him to have a chancve to settle better, he gave him the role of Special Administrative Region, which will last for 50 years.

Hong Kong's life under Chinese rule is incredibly controversial. The younger generation in Hong Kongball wanted more tea more freedom, but the older generation was content. This led to a lot of drama which caused protests and riots known as "Umbrella Revolutions".

Aftermath

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from China-icon.png Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by Chinaball.

In 2018 a small political LiberateHK-icon.png localist party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by politicians.

Anti-extradition protests/anti-government protests (2019 April- now)

In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to China-icon.png Chinaball's. They mainly wanted 5 things: Full withdrawal of the extradition bill, amnesty for arrested protesters, dual universal suffrage(The Legislative Council and the Chief Executive), a commission of inquiry into alleged police brutality, and retracting the classification of protesters as 'rioters'.

The protests started as peaceful ones, but as time passed, some extremists started to wreck the property of pro-government organizations. The Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam suspended the bill, letting the murderer who started the protests go free due to having no laws to keep him. The law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not answered due to some of the requests needing huge reforms, and some being unreasonable. Due to this, they asked for international help. Many democratic countries such as Germanyball, Japanball, Taiwanball, and USAball supported the protests, but USA-icon.png USAball cared more about making money.

On late-May 2020, Hong Kongball's adopted brother USA-icon.png USAball claimed that Hong Kongball is no longer autonomous from China-icon.png Chinaball because of a new "national security law".

Since July 2020, in response to the National Security Law, UK-icon.png UKball sheltered 3 million Hongkongers by allowing Hongkongers who have a BN(O) passport have easier ways to migrate to UK-icon.png UKball but also easier ways to British citizenship. Hong Kongball's adoptive brother Australia-icon.png Australiaball also allowed Hongkongers an easier way to migrate, but that made the tension between Australiabal and Chinaball higher. However, all this made Hong Kongball's inner conflict larger.

Personality

Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball has a somewhat Heunggong-icon.png British-like attitude. He is mostly seen sipping milk tea due to his addiction to it. A bit hyperactive due to his constant caffeine overdose. When he's not with Chinaball, he is quite nice to other countryballs. When he sees something that he doesn't like, he freaks out. He also likes to swear a lot. His favourite dim sum are shu mai, egg tarts, and butter pineapple buns.

Stereotypes

Unlike most countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. Although he does speak perfect English, he likes to add a bit of slang or profanity to make the language more unqiue. You need to know a bit of Chinese-icon.png Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)) if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language.

A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".

"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)

Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊), lun (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)

Poland and Hong Kong teaching each other their native languages.

Other curse phrases

  • Diu(屌): Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
  • Ding Ley go fai(頂你個肺): Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
  • Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
  • On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot. Often written as On9, since the word 鳩 sounds identical to the word 9 in Cantonese.
  • Lun(撚): Male genital. Often used as an alternative word to "fuck", and can be used as an adjective with no special meaning.
  • Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English. Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
  • Hai(閪): female genital
  • Fai Chai (廢柴): Garbage
  • Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
  • Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in Cantonese )
  • Libtard (自由閪) The literal and actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", because 閪 sounds like hai or hi in Cantonese.
  • Douchebag (濕鳩): Overestimating yourself, but in a bad way.
  • Haak Guai (黑鬼): The N-Word, used very rarely because there are not much blacks in Hong Kong.


Relationships

老友 (Friends)

Almost everyone!

  • UK-icon.png UKball - My adopted dad! Those years with him were fun, and I still need for teaching me the way to brew brit tea!
  • Macau-icon.png Macauball - flag stealer big peepeepoopoo Fellow Portuguese brother who likes gambling and wins every time. He is also very friendly and we both drive on the left side on the road. He also leads a more relaxing lifestyle! Give Latin culture!!!! Your father is best friends with Britain.
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - A fellow dragon! I don't know if I admire him or not because of my inner conflict, but he is a great uncle! Stop forcing me to drink bubble tea please
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - A fellow dragon! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good lover twin brother! Also yearns UK-icon.png Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We also have Han Chinese blood but you have some Austronesian though. Also ah, your chicken rice is amazing ah!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Fellow dragon. I love her dramas like Doctor John but sometimes it's just too romantic. She's beautiful and called me the King of the '80s.....
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball -​ We both have a very similar life as we are both naive balls. We are often bullied by Russia-icon.png Russiaball and China-icon.png Chinaball, We are also great trading partners and you taught me Polish while I taught you Cantonese. Have you been practicing?
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Adoptive big bro! Also Ukraine's boyfriend, sort of. He also has a very big Hong Kong population diaspora! We also have the same date of Independence. (1st of July)
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Fellow British brother. His curry is amazing! We both hate that tea by Stalin. Ew.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - His dad used to be allied with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....?Japan's friends with me because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot, albeit with different meanings), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! 
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - UK's best friend and Macau-icon.png my twin's adoptive father. I love his anthem and his folk dances that are performed in Macau often.
  • Chaozhou-icon.png Chaozhouball - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong. We have the same language, with a bit of difference in slang, and I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food!
  • Falklands-icon.png Malvinasball Falklandsball - Fellow British brother, although I don't see him often. I actually don't know him.
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Same as Gibraltar, we barely meet. His sausages are tasty.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive brother, UK-icon.png UK's most successful son. I like his culture (except/especially the gun-culture stuff even though you are a cultural desert). Thanks for the investment but WHOOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme!
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Very good trading partner. He is also Macau-icon.png Macauball's strongest brother.
  • Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball - Fellow brother. We sometimes talk to each other, and he has an annoying Spain-icon.png neighbour! I kinda sympathise with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - I respect him. Your national breakfast pho is the best. HIS PHO IS AMAZING!
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food. He is brother to Singapore-icon.png Tringapore BUT DUDE YOUR PEOPLE JUST KEEP PROMOTING MALAYSIAN NATIONALISM IN MY CLAY
  • Shanghai-icon.png Shanghaiball - We can rarely get along pretty smoothly! He is also my skyscraper and economic friendly rival.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot.
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit. I like her sheep.
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - UK's Germanic cousin. I like your anthem! Please don't fight with my brother India-icon.png Indiaball tho!

中性 (Neutral)

  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - A bootlicker of China's money with terrible human rights.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Biological father.
  • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - A European friend from half the world away. I also traded with his mother. His food is tasty and I love it.
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - She is friends with UK-icon.png UKball (Well, not really because of the "issue" of Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball) and I also sometimes visit her for travelling. One of my biggest trading partners as well. But don't hurt Catalonia please, I'm friends with him.

敵人 (Enemies)

Districts

Hong Kongball is a unitary city-state consisting of 18 districts.

Hong Kong Island

Kowloon

New Territories

Quotes

Note that most of these quotes are derived from Chinglish(or Kongish if you want), an unofficial English-creole language in Hong Kong.

  • "Milk tea is bettar ah!"
  • "LIBERATE HONG KONG!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!"
  • "STOP PLEASE WHAT AM I THINKING-"
  • "Need sheep have sheep." (May you get whatever you want.)
  • "Four expensive cheap safe." (May you blessed with peace all year around.)
  • "Marry in rich door." (Marry into a rich family.)
  • "Attack up hair chok." (May you have a wealthy life.)
  • "..lah!"
  • ”..ah!”
  • "..lo!"
  • "..gwa!"
  • "..ahh!"
  • "..LEH!!!"
  • "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Have some milk tea."
  • "Sing hallelujah to the Lord"
  • “Diu nei”( fuck you)
  • ”YEET”
  • “NOP”
  • ”So, where did the pofessar go?”

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