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假中國鬼子! 去死LAH! 中華民國萬歲!
 
Heunggong-icon Hong Kongball
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Heunggong-icon Hong Kongball

Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball Heunggong-icon, also known as Xianggangball, officially Milk Teaball the Hong Kong Special Administrative Regionball of the People's Republic of Chinaball (sometimes abbreviated to as HKball or HKSARball), is a couple of 263 overcrowded islands with 4 million people semi-independent state and a quasi-constitutional democracy that is a Special Administrative Region of China-icon Chinaball located in both East and Southeast Asia, along with his brother Macau-icon Macauball. He is bordered by China-icon (subdivision) Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The state is politically divided into 18 egg-tarts districts (even though he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. e.g. Kowloon City) He has a total area of 1,106 square kilometres, making him the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants, but due to the BN(O) extension, his population might drop to 4.347 million or even more if 3 million BN(O) passport holders decided to move out.

Due to being part of China-icon Chinaball, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organisations. Therefore, he had to leave the English-icon Commonwealth. But he can into rejoin if into independence

Unlike Singapore-icon Tringapore, Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball is the ONLY Asian Anglosphere countryball who speaks proper English and is always seen wearing a Heunggong-icon top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive (and more loved) father UK-icon UKball.

Like Poland-icon Polandball, Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball is a naive countryball as he is often bullied by China-icon Chinaball. He is often seen depressed and/or cramped due to the split with his UK-icon father on 1st July 1997. PR China tried to help him, but Hong Kong keeps neglecting China.

Hong Kong is known for his pop music, most of the pop songs from his clay are bilingual in Cantonese and English. In addition, A Little Love by Fiona Fung is the most emotional song made in Hong Kong. In 2019-2020, some young Hongkongers became small bedroom EDM producers.

Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Korea-icon South Koreaball, Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, and Singapore-icon Tringapore. Although he is rich and autonomous and getting tear-gas addicted, he often feels oppressed and bullied by his neighbour.

His "regional" day is 1st July. Since 1997, an annual march is held to boycott China-icon Chinaball's violations of a very important but mostly unrecognised treaty. However, his astrological sign is Aquarius because he is born on 25th January.

His future remains uncertain. Hong Kongball is no longer a British Overseas territory, having him being taken away by China-icon Chinaball in 1997. He is, however, claimed by Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, his biological father who was fused with Formosaball on 1949. It has been argued if Hong Kongball is still legally part of UK-icon UKball as the British army once returned to his clay in late-2016.

History

Neolithic Period times

Hong Kong was born as a happy fishing 1-icon 1ball, but first known to have been occupied by other caveballs during the Neolithic period, about 6,000 years ago. However, in 2003, stone tools were excavated at the Wong Tei Tung archaeological site, in which optical luminescence testing showed date to between 35,000 and 39,000 years ago. Early 1balls were a semi-coastal people who migrated from inland and brought knowledge of rice cultivation. The Qin dynasty annexed the Hong Kongball area into Chinaball in 214 BCE, after conquering the indigenous Baiyue. The region was consolidated under the Nanyue kingdom (a predecessor state of Vietnam) after the Qin collapse, and recaptured by Chinaball after the Han conquest. During the Mongol conquest of Chinaball in the 13th century, the Southern Song court was briefly located in modern-day Kowloon City (the Sung Wong Toi site) before its final defeat in the 1279 Battle of Yamen. By the end of the Yuan dynasty, seven large families had settled in the region and owned most of the land. Settlers from nearby provinces migrated to Kowloon throughout the Ming-icon Ming dynasty.

Opium War (1841 - 1898)

In the early 19th century, UK-icon UKball got very interested in tea and asked Qing-icon Qingball for tea in exchange for silver. Qing-icon Qingball agreed and sold tea to UK-icon UKball, and as a result UK-icon UKball is running out of silver to pay for tea caused UKball is getting addicted. So, UK-icon UKball snuck opium into Qing-icon Qingball in exchange for silver from locals which is then used to pay for tea. Qing-iconQingball found out and got very angry, and declared war on UK-icon UKball twice, which Qing-icon Qingball lost twice. He seceded Hong Kong Island to Qing-icon Qingball in the First Opium War, and seceded the Kowloon Peninsula in the Second Opium War, as well as paying a lot of monies and other treaties that made Qing-iconQingball weaker and weaker. In 1898, ​​​​​UK-icon UKball asked Qing-iconQingball to control entire Hong Kong, and Qing-iconQingball reluctantly agreed as he is getting weaker and almost dying, and he didn't want to fight ​​​​​UK-icon UKball. ​​​​​UK-icon UKball got full control of the region for 99 years until 1997.

Japanese Occupation (1941 - 1945)

On December 8 1941, Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball invaded and raped the British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon British Hong Kongball. By December 25 1941, Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball controlled the entire British colony. ​​​​​UK-icon UKball was busy fighting Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, so ​​​​​UK-icon UKball and the Allies didn't send a lot of troops to defend British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon British Hong Kongball. UK-icon UKball finally regained control of the region in 1945 when the Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball surrendered to the Allied Powers.

In 1967, from inspiration of his brother Portuguese Macau-icon Portugese Macauball's 12-3 incident that made him closer to the Chinese, and the cultural revolution from China-icon Chinaball that made British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon British Hong Kongball into thinking that communism and Maoism is better instead of colonialism, he rebelled against UK-iconUKball's rule to try and become part of the PRC. There were multiple riots between May and December, and some radical protesters going as far as planting bombs (called "pineapples" locally), resulting in 51 dead, 832 injured, 1936 protesters prosecuted and even more arrested by the end of the riots. The riots, however, failed, and British Hong Kong (1870-1876)-icon British Hong Kongball was pranking UKball apologised and said he actually wanted to remain British, so he remained a British colony until 1997.

Death of the British Empire (1997)

In 1997, China-icon Chinaball stole Hong Kong, which is something which he hated a lot (like A LOT) because China is a communist country. But China managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of China-icon Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his father over his Asian stepfather.

Aftermath

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from China-icon Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by China and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from China-icon Chinaball.

In 2018 a small political LiberateHK-icon localist party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by politicians.

Anti-extradition protests/anti-government protests (2019 - present)

In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to China-icon Chinaball's monkey courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam suspended the bill. Finally, the law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help, but USA-icon USAball cared more about making money.

On late-May 2020, Hong Kongball's brother USA-icon USAball claims that Hong Kongball is no longer autonomous from China-icon Chinaball because of a new "national security law".

Since July 2020, in response to the National Security Law, UK-icon UKball is defending 3 million Hongkongers by allowing Hongkongers who has a BN(O) passport having easier ways to migrate to UK-icon UKball but also an easier way to British citizenship. Hong Kongball's adoptive brother Australia-icon Australiaball also allow Hongkongers an easier way to migrate. This made Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball very happy, but this made China-icon Chinaball very angry and vowed to completely annex Hong Kong.

Personality

Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball has a very Heunggong-icon British-like attitude, He is mostly seen sipping milk tea due to his addition to it. When he's not with Chinaball, he is nice to other countryballs. When he sees something that he hates, he freaks out. He also likes to swear a lot. He has been begging independence from Chinaball because even though he is part of him, his culture, political stance, language and even his currency and laws are different from Chinaball. Although Hong Kong currently wears the clothes the PRC gave to him, he usually wears his former clothes (British) to advocate independence/British rule/autonomy. He used to wear a flag similar to the British but without the Union Jack.

Stereotypes

Unlike all countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Chinese-icon Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language...

A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".

"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)

Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊), lun (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)

Kurwa hk

Other curse phrases

  • Diu(屌): Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
  • Ding Ley go fai(頂你個肺): Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
  • Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
  • On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot. Often written as On9, since the word 鳩 sounds identical to the word 9 in Cantonese.
  • Lun(撚): Male genital. Often used as an alternative word to "fuck", and can be used as an adjective with no special meaning.
  • Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English. Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
  • Hai(閪): female genital
  • Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
  • Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in Cantonese )
  • Libtard (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at radical protestors. The literal and actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", because 閪 sounds like hai or hi in Cantonese.
  • Douchebag (濕鳩): Overestimating yourself, but in a bad way.
  • Haak Guai (黑鬼): The N-Word, used very rarely because there are no blacks in Hong Kong.


Relationships

老友 (Friends)

Almost everyone, especially...

  • UK-icon UKball - REMOVE BORAT My true and European father, who I love the most for supporting my protests and opposing the national security law. I want to THANK YOU for raising. I just, love you, very, very much for 100 reasons. You take care of me, almost every day.
  • Macau-icon Macauball - flag stealer big peepeepoopoo Fellow Portuguese brother who likes gambling. He is also very friendly and we both drive on the left side on the road. He also leads a more relaxing lifestyle! Give Latin culture!!!! Your father is best friends with Papa Britain.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - Biological father and a fellow dragon! The Republic of China real China! I admire him a lot for freedom and democracy! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! THESE COMMUNIST PIGS WILL PAY FOR THE EXTRADITION BILL!!! I WILL SIDE WITH YOU, FATHER!!! DON'T WORRY, WE WILL FIGHT AGAINST China-icon FAKE DIMSUM!!! 中華民國萬歲!
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - A fellow dragon! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good lover twin brother! Also yearns UK-icon Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We also have Han Chinese blood but you have some Austronesian though. Also ah, your chicken rice is damn good ah. Why are we shipped so many times lah?! >:(
  • Lee Teng-hui : NOOOO I WILL MISS YOU! YOU INSPIRE MANY HONG KONG PEOPLE INCLUDING JOSHUA WONG!! WE RESPECT YOU A LOT!!!! May you rest in peace. *cries softly...*
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - He has the second biggest ethnic minority in my clay. Both of us are Anti-Communists. We are also couples of overcrowded islands.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Fellow dragon and anti-communist. I love her dramas like Doctor John but sometimes it's too romantic which makes me cringe XD. She's beautiful and called me the King of the '80s.....
  • Poland-icon Polandball -​ We both have a very similar life as we are both naive balls. We are constantly bullied by Russia-icon Russiaball and China-icon Chinaball, a.k.a the most authoritarian and oppressive also retarded countries on Earth. We are also great trading partners and you taught me Polish while I teach you my Cantonese dialect. I might help you get into space......oh yea I forgot, you support my protests too. Thanks!!!!!
  • Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhbrick - Thank you for removing Borat. The movie deserved it.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Big bro, and he also ends his friendship with that Maoist dictator! Also Ukraine's boyfriend, sort of. He also has a very big Hong Kong population diaspora! But no, Papa Britain will have the biggest in 2021.
  • India-icon Indiaball - Fellow British brother!! Your curry food is yummy!!! I like you because we both hate that tea by Joseph Stalin. However, don't hate Pewdiepie leh!
  • Japan-icon Japanball - His dad used to be allied with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! Now his son is friends with me because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! HOWEVER, WHY ARE YOU SO TOLERANT AND ALLOW GENSHIN IMPACT INTO YOUR CLAY AND IMPORT AS A PLAYSTATION GAME TO MAKE PEOPLE CONFUSED AS A JAPANESE GAME? THAT GAME IS FUCKING CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE THAT YOUR NEW PRIME MINISTER YOSHIHIDE SUGA CAN BAN THAT GAME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Papa UK's best friend and Macau-icon my twin's adoptive father. I WANT TO THANK YOU for influencing my brother Macau-icon Macauball. I love your anthem (only in Ab Major ) and your folk dance that is also performed in Macau very often!
  • Hong Kong-icon Taiwan-icon Thailand-icon Milk Tea Alliance - YES!!!! My very first alliance with fellow milk tea buddies. We can destroy mainland Chinese netizens lah! #BoycottMulan #BoycottGenshinImpact
  • Chaozhou-icon Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Ka-Shing is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
  • Uyghur-icon East Turkestanball - Although he is a separatist autonomous region like Tibet-icon Tibetball, I like him more than his biological brother (Tibet), who won't stop trading with China-icon Chinaball. He's a good Muslim brother and protests like me. Hope you can proclaim East Turkestan!
  • Falklands-icon Malvinasball Falklandsball - Fellow British brother, I support you under British rule. I actually don't know him.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Same as Gibraltar, we barely met. However, Germany and I were ruined by ISIS once, I WILL NOT FORGET THAT, ISIS!!! He is a democratic country unlike me, and your sausages are delicious. Also thanks for taking care of some of us.
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - 2nd best Slavic friend. Thanks for supporting me and understanding me!!! Also, Crimea belongs to you.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Very good trading partner. He is also Macau-icon Macauball's strongest brother.
  • Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball - Fellow brother. We sometimes talk to each other, and he also has an annoying Spain-icon neighbour like me! I kinda sympathise with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - Very close friend because we are part of the Milk Tea Alliance. Likes to fight PRC trolls, but please support my protests, mate! We share our milk tea power to beat communist netizens. Ah yes, your boys girls are hot lah.
  • Norway-icon Norwayball - I like how Alan Walker filmed a music video in my clay!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - The only communist whom I actually respect. Yuo also hate China-icon that bully. Your national breakfast pho is the best. I LOVE PHO AND ROYAL MIKE!!!! In addition, I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we can be friends. You also support my protests. Thanks! I'm probably gonna forgive you for supporting the security law, mate.
  • Shanghai-icon Shanghaiball - We can rarely get along pretty smoothly! He is also my skyscraper and economic friendly rival.
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration. 
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit. I like her sheep.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Papa's Germanic cousin. I like your anthem and I especially love Pewdiepie but please don't fight with my brother India-icon Indiaball!!

中性 (Neutral)

  • Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORGET!!!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - A bootlicker of fake China's money with terrible human rights, and it doesn't help that he supported the NSL. you're OK.
  • Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball - A European friend from half the world away. I'm sorry that I support your pro-democratic independence movement, I didn't know you were communist, mate. I also trade with your mother, just in case if she has better products. Don't force me to be a commie, however, so I have to stay away from you more. But your food is tasty and I love it.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - She also hates China-icon fake China. But, 2010 never forget! You killed our people! (wait...it was just a civilian...) And I couldn't apologise because I was bloody busy with my protests! Also, we can also remove terrorist Jitler for ruining your flag.
  • USA-icon USAball - Adoptive brother, UK-icon Papa UK's most successful son I AM MORE SUCCESSFUL. I like his culture (except/especially the gun-culture stuff even though you are a cultural desert). Thanks for the investment but WHOOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! BUT REMOVE CHINA JOE!!! WHY DO YOU RECOGNISE China-icon FAKE CHINA AND NOT MY Taiwan-icon DAD???!!!! WHY???????????????????
  • Spain-icon Aunt/Grandma Spainball - She is friends with UK-icon my dad (Well, not really because of the "issue" of Gibraltar-icon Gibraltarball) and I also sometimes visit her for travelling. One of my biggest trading partners as well. But don't hurt Catalonia please, I'm friends with him. WAIT, HE'S COMMUNIST??!!! OH, SHIT!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO? SIDE WITH YOU?

敵人 (Enemies)

  • ISIS-icon ISISball - I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND Germany-icon GERMANYBALL!!!!!!!! REMOVE TERRORISTS!!!!
  • Beijing-icon Beijingball (A.K.A Pekingball) - OH MY GOD NOT THIS PL0NKER AGAIN LAH!!! YOU STUPID RACIST USSR PUPPET TRYING TO REMOVE MY SPECIAL STATUS GIVEN BY COPYCAT TEA!!!!! FUCK OFF, PEKING!!!! SHANGHAI IS THE REAL CAPITAL YOU DUMBASS!!! YOU HAVE LEGIT ECONOMIC FAILURE (ONE HONG KONG DOLLAR EQUALS TO 0.9 CHINESHIT YUAN LAH)! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
  • China-icon (subdivision) Shenzhenball - YOU OVERTOOK ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YOU ARE VERY HARMFUL AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME!!!! WHY, SHENZHEN???? YOU STUPID RACIST AND POORLY REPUTATED NEIGHBOUR!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • YUU - THE WORST COMMERCIAL EVER TO EXIST!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • China-icon (subdivision) Guangdongball (sometimes) - Stepbrother who I CLEARLY hate. He stole most of my stuff as Shenzhenball did! HE EVEN STOLE MY EGG TART!!! GO TO HELL LAH!!!!! YOU'RE A DISGRACE AND A DISAPPOINTMENT, MATE!!! STOP STEALING MY CULTURE LAH!!!'British Hong Kong-icon OR ELSE..... British Hong Kong-icon
  • RiceGum-icon RiceGum (formerly) - ​​​​​​WHY DID YOU CALL ME CHINA????? TAKE SINOPHOBIA OVER China-icon COPYCAT TEA, NOT ME!!!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME PHOBIA, OKAY????? DON'T CALL MY CITIZENS CHINESE, PLEASE!!!! RESPECT US!!!!! At least you apologised to us so we forgive you.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - Meh, he's a damn fake China puppet. I hope Israelcube annexes him.

死敵/FUCKING DEADBEAT MONSTERS!!!!!! (WORST ENEMIES EVER)

  • Coronavirus-icon Coronavirus (COVID-19) OH MY GOD YOU SON OF A PL0NKER LAH! YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE AND INFECTING THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHAME ON CHINA LAH!!!!! THE COVID-19 COMES FROM YOU, AND YOUR ANIMALS, M8!!!
  • China-icon (hat) Chee-naball (since the 70's) - YOU fuckin' little communist potato and copycat tea that STOLE ME FROM PAPA UK!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN EVIL COUNTRY THAT HATES THE POOR MUSLIMS!!!! YOU HAVE A DIRTY LIFE!!! YOU JUST OPPRESS YOUR SO-CALLED "AUTONOMOUS REGIONS" UNTIL THEY ARE COMPLETELY BEATEN!! ARE YOU DUMB?!!! IS IT JUST ME OR DID YOU JUST POK GAI OR SOMETHING?!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNTIL I LEARNT THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU!!! The truth is THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS ME!!! LIBERATE HONG KONG!!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!! YOU COPYCAT TEA!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST!!!!!!! THE NSL CAN'T STOP ME!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE BRAVE, WE ARE STRONG, AND WE WILL RAID YOU FOR GOOD!!!! EVEN PAPA UK HATES YOU!!!! YOU FAILED TO DEFEND ME, AND MY REPUTATION IS DECREASING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE, HONGKONGERS ARE HEROES AND YOU OPPRESSIVE MAINLANDERS.....
  • North Korea-icon that chinese puppet who wants to nuke me like a pl0nker so badly - YOU STOLE MY SPECIAL ADMINISTRATIVE REGION STATUS AND GAVE IT TO Sinuiju-icon SINUIJU???? FUCK YOU!!! I WILL REMOVE HIM AND WE WILL REMOVE YOUR NUKES REMOVE KIM JONG UN REMOVE KIM JONG IL REMOVE KIM FAMILY REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!! British Hong Kong-icon OR PREPARE TO DIE IN THE ENDGAME AGAINST YOU, YOUR MASTER, AND YOUR OTHER PUPPETS MUAHAHAHAHAHA British Hong Kong-icon
  • Hong Kong National Security Law - SEI TAI LOK GAU!!! DIU LEI!!! POK GAI!!!!! THIS LITTLE FOCKIN LAW THINKS IT CAN TAKE AWAY OUR GLORIOUS FREEDOM????? YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN TAKE OVER ME, BUT I AM NOT A PLACE, NEVER WAS!!!! I AM WHERE THE PEOPLE STAND!!!! THANKS TO FRANCE, PAPA UK, NETHERLANDS, GERMANY, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, AND LOTS OF COUNTRIES FOR OPPOSING THIS LAW!!!! I AM DONE!!!
  • Japanese-Empire-icon Empire of Japanball - 小日本鬼子! 去死吧!
  • TikTok - DIU LEI LO MO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, MATE!!!! YE VIDEOS ARE SUPER CURSED AND THEY SOMETIMES CAN BREAK MY MONOCLE!!! THANK GOD INDIA BANNED YOU!!!!
  • Nas Daily - Fuck you!!! I will never let anyone copy my MTR!!!!! I know you like my metro, but I still hate you because you said "Everyone should look at Hong Kong and build a metro like theirs!" which makes me mad!!! NO ONE WILL COPY MY METRO!!!!​​​​​
  • Jitler - REMOVE TERRORISM LAH!!!! You are the worst terrorist YouTuber ever. I know you didn't rip my fake flag or my British flag but YOU RIPPED Philippines-icon PHILIPPINESBALL'S FLAG INTO PARTS!!!! FUCK YOU LAH!!!! AREN'T South Korea-icon SOUTH KOREABALL AND Philippines-icon PHILIPPINESBALL FRIENDS LAH??? YOU ARE THE WORST SOUTH KOREAN PERSON I'VE EVER HEARD OF SO DON'T EVER MESS UP WITH MY FLAGS!!!! YOU AREN'T KOREAN, YOU ARE A FUCKING China-icon FAKE CHINESE VICIOUS LITTLE WORM WHO THINKS YOUR NATION IS STRONGER THAN THE PHILIPPINES! OH YEAH LAH? IMAGINE HE HAS A STRONGER MILITARY THAN SOUTH KOREA'S, WHAT WILL YOU DO LAH? ANSWER MY QUESTION, SEI CHEUNG!!!!!
  • PaimonCHINESE TERRORIST WHO THREATENS TO NUKE THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! SHE IS A GLASS-HEARTED MADBITCH WHO THREATENS TO KILL ALL UYGHURS, TIBETANS, TAIWANESE, MONGOLIANS, FALUN GONG, KOREANS, AND HONGKONGERS!!!!  ALSO GENSHIN IMPACT IS A COPYCAT TO THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD AND WHY THE HELL IS LINK SO FRIENDLY WITH PAIMON, PAIMON DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!! YOU CALL ALL OF HONG KONG, EAST TURKESTAN, TIBET, AND SOUTHERN MONGOLIA COCKROACHES, AND THAT IS WHAT HITLER CALLED!! BEFORE THEY MASSACRED THE JEWS! YOU ARE PLANNING FOR ANOTHER HOLOCAUST. THIS, IS, MASSACRE!!!!!!! HEAR WHAT MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID, INJUSTICE ANYWHERE IS A THREAT TO JUSTICE EVERYWHERE!!!!! WE WANT FREEDOM, AND FREEDOM IS WHAT WE WILL GET!!!!!!!! GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!!! BECAUSE HONG KONG IS THE LAND OF THE BRAVE, AND WE ARE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT KEEPS APPEARING ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO PROMOTE AND EARN FUCKING MAOIST RENMINBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS EVERYONE SO HYPED AND OBSESSED WITH THIS GAME?????????????????????????????? NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT GAME AND YOUR BULLSHIT MAOIST MONEY AND WHY ON EARTH IS JAPAN SO TOLERANT ON THAT GAME????? EVEN SONY PLAYSTATION ALLOWS THIS??? I HOPE NINTENDO CAN SUE YOU FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, AND I HOPE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BAN YOU, BURN IN HELL FOREVER, MIHOYO!!! DLLM SEI POK GAI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Borat - REMOVE BORAT I HATE YOU

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Countries with * next to their names recognise Taiwan as the sole legitimate government of China.

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Districts

Hong Kongball is a unitary city-state consisting of 18 districts.

Hong Kong Island

Kowloon

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Quotes

Note that most of these quotes are derived from Kongish, an unofficial English-creole language in Hong Kong.

  • "TOP YOU PASS LUNG!!!!!!!!!!!" (Fuck you!!!!)
  • "Milk tea is better."
  • "Give elections lah!"
  • "pee mail."
  • "LIBERATE HONG KONG!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!"
  • "Need sheep have sheep." (May you get whatever you want.)
  • "Four expensive cheap safe." (May you blessed with peace all year around.)
  • "Marry in rich door." (Marry into a rich family.)
  • "Attack up hair chok." (May you have a wealthy life.)
  • "..lah!"
  • "..lo!"
  • "..gwa!"
  • "..ahh!"
  • "..LEH!!!"
  • "..mate/m8."
  • "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Have some milk tea."
  • laughs* "Lovely..." (too British ngl)
  • "so9sad" (so fucking sad)

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