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Hong Kongball, officially
Milk Teaball the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of Chinaball (sometimes abbreviated to as HKball or HKSARball), is made up from 263 overcrowded islands a semi-independent state that is a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball located in both East and Southeast Asia, along with his brother Macauball. He is bordered by Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The state is politically divided into 18 egg-tarts districts (even though he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. e.g. Kowloon City) He has a total area of 1,106 square kilometers, making him the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants and was a part of the UKball.
Unlike Tringapore, Hong Kongball is the ONLY Asian Anglosphere countryball who speaks proper English and is always seen wearing a top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive (and more loved) father UKball.
Like Polandball, Hong Kong is a naive countryball as he is often bullied by his Communist parent Chinaball. He is often seen depressed and/or cramped due to the split with his father on 1st July 1997. China tried to help him, but Hong Kong keeps neglecting China.
Hong Kong is known for his pop music, most of the pop songs from his clay are bilingual in Cantonese and English. In addition, A Little Love by Fiona Fung is the most emotional song made in Hong Kong. In 2019-2020, some young Hongkongers became small bedroom EDM producers.
Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball, Taiwanball, and Tringapore. Although he is rich and autonomous
and getting tear-gas addicted, he often feels oppressed and bullied by his father, which is true.
His "regional" day is 1st July. Since 1997, an annual march is held to boycott Chinaball's violations of a very important but mostly unrecognised treaty. However, his astrological sign is Aquarius because he is born on 25th January.
Before he was born, the state is first known to have been occupied by 1balls during the Neolithic period, about 6,000 years ago. However, in 2003, stone tools were excavated at the Wong Tei Tung archaeological site, in which optical luminescence testing showed date to between 35,000 and 39,000 years ago. Early 1balls were a semi-coastal people who migrated from inland and brought knowledge of rice cultivation. The Qin dynasty annexed the Hong Kongball area into Chinaball in 214 BCE, after conquering the indigenous Baiyue. The region was consolidated under the Nanyue kingdom (a predecessor state of Vietnam) after the Qin collapse, and recaptured by Chinaball after the Han conquest. During the Mongol conquest of Chinaball in the 13th century, the Southern Song court was briefly located in modern-day Kowloon City (the Sung Wong Toi site) before its final defeat in the 1279 Battle of Yamen. By the end of the Yuan dynasty, seven large families had settled in the region and owned most of the land. Settlers from nearby provinces migrated to Kowloon throughout the Ming dynasty.
In 25th January 1941, Hong Kong was born. Qingball failed in First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for a very long time.
In 1941 Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with Republic of Chinaball, Tringapore, French Indochinaball, Philippinesball, Taiwanball, and Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father UKball and his adoptive brother USAball.
In 1997, Chinaball stole Hong Kong, which is something which he hated a lot (like A LOT) because China at that time was an authoritarian country. But China managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his European father over his Asian one.
In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from Chinaball.
In 2018 a small political localist party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by politicians.
In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to Chinaball's kangaroo courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam suspended the bill. Finally, the law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help.
Since July 2020, in response to the National Security Law, UKball is defending 3 million Hongkongers by allowing Hongkongers who has a BN(O) passport having easier ways to migrate to UKball but also an easier way to British citizenship. Hong Kongball's adoptive brother Australiaball also allow Hongkongers an easier way to migrate. This made Chinaball very angry and vowed to take revenge.
Hong Kongball has a very British-like attitude, He is mostly seen sipping milk tea due to his addition to it. When he's not with Chinaball, he is nice to other countryballs. When he sees something that he hates, he freaks out. He also likes to swear a lot. He has been begging independence from Chinaball because even though he is part of him, his culture, political stance, language and even his currency and laws are different from Chinaball.
Unlike all countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language...
A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".
"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)
Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊), lun (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)
Other curse phrases
- Diu（屌）: Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
- Ding Ley go fai（頂你個肺）: Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
- Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
- On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot. Often written as On9, since the word 鳩 sounds identical to the word 9 in Cantonese.
- Lun(撚): Male genital. Often used as an alternative word to "fuck", and can be used as an adjective with no special meaning.
- Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English . Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
- Hai(閪): female genital
- Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
- Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in cantonese )
- Libtard (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at radical protestors. Literal/Actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", beause 閪 sounds like hai or hi in Cantonese.
- Douchebag (濕鳩): Overestimating yourself, but in a bad way.
Almost everyone, especially...
- UKball - My true and European father, who I love the most for supporting my protests. I also love them for opposing the national security law. I want to THANK YOU for raising. I just, love you, very, very much for 100 reasons. You take care of me, almost every day. You also try to protect me from that bully. Please help the 3 million of my people who you can!!! (sadly cries while hugging UKball)
- Macauball - Fellow Portuguese brother who likes gambling. He is also very friendly and we both drive on the left side on the road. He also leads a more relaxing lifestyle! Give Latin culture!!!! Your father is best friends with Papa Britain. AY AND WHY DO YOU LOVE CHINA EVEN THOUGH HE ILLEGALISED GAMBLING LAH?????????????
- Taiwanball - Best friends forever (my other father, sort of)! The Republic of China real China! I admire him a lot for freedom and democracy! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! He also loves
hands freebubble tea YOU STOLE MY CULTURE, MATE, and his girls are also very hot.Oh, I didn't know that you're supporting us!! THANK YOU!!! 光我民族，促進大同!!!!!
- Tringapore - A fellow dragon! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good
lovertwin brother! Also yearns Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We also have Han Chinese blood but you have some Austronesian though. Also ah, your chicken rice is damn good ah. MF YOU CALLED ME A MONKEY YOU BLOODY CHINESE PUPPET!
- Lee Teng-hui : NOOOO I WILL MISS YOU! YOU INSPIRE MANY HONG KONG PEOPLE INCLUDING JOSHUA WONG!! WE RESPECT YOU A LOT!!!! May you rest in peace.
- Cataloniaball - A European friend from half the world away. He tried SUPER HARD to gain independence from Spainball but failed. We share a lot of similarities with each other. I support your independence movement.
Why are you communist?
- South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but she has too much surgery and loves romantic drama. She's beautiful and called me the King of the '80s.....
but remove BTS lah!!
- Polandball - We both have a very similar life as we are both naive balls. We are constantly bullied by Russiaball and Chinaball, a.k.a the most authoritarian and oppressive
also retardedcountries on Earth. We are also great trading partners and you taught me Polish while I teach you my Cantonese dialect. I might help you get into space......oh yea I forgot, you support my protests too. Thanks!!!!!
- Indiaball - Fellow British brother!! Your curry food is yummy!!! I like you because we both hate that tea by Joseph Stalin. However, don't hate Pewdiepie leh!
- Japanball - His dad used to be allied with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! Now his son is friends with me because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best!
We pretty much copy everything they do MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
- USAball - Adoptive brother, Papa UK's most successful son. I love his culture (except/especially the gun-culture stuff
even though you are a cultural desert). Thanks for the investment. WHOOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! Also, fast food is the best, I used to mostly eat McDonald's since I was young. BUT PLEASE TELL YER STOOPID SON TO BEHAVE HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!
- Portugalball - Papa UK's best friend and my twin's adoptive father. I WANT TO THANK YOU for influencing my brother Macauball. I love your anthem (only in Ab Major ) and your folk dance that is also performed in Macau very often!
- Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Ka-Shing is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
- East Turkestanball - Although he is a separatist autonomous region like Tibetball, I like him more than his biological brother (Tibet), who won't stop trading with Chinaball. He's a good Muslim brother and protests like me.
- Germanyball - Same as Gibraltar, we barely met. However, Germany and I were ruined by ISIS once, I WILL NOT FORGET THAT, ISIS!!! He is a democratic country
unlike me, and your sausages are delicious. Also thanks for taking care of some of us.
- Ukraineball - 2nd best Slavic friend. Thanks for supporting me and understanding me!!! Also, Crimea belongs to you.
- Brazilball - Very good trading partner. He is also Macauball's strongest brother.
- Gibraltarball - Fellow brother. We sometimes talk to each other, and he also has an annoying neighbor like me! I kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
- Thailandball - His girls are hot and his Pad Thai is great. His milk tea is also great. MILK TEA ALLIANCE!!!!!!!!
- Vietnamball - The only communist whom I actually respect. Your national breakfast pho is the best. I LOVE PHO AND ROYAL MIKE!!!! In addition, I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we can be friends. You also support my protests, AND YOU EVEN SANG "Glory To Hong Kong" IN VIETNAMESE!!!! OMG THANKS!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID YOU SUPPORT THE NSL??? DIU LEI
- Shanghaiball - We can get along pretty smoothly! He is also my skyscraper and economic friendly rival.
- Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration.
- New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit, but has more immigrants than Australiaball.
- Swedenball - Papa's Germanic cousin. I like your anthem and I especially love Pewdiepie but please don't fight my brother India!!! Everyone has their own opinions!
- Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORGET!!! But I recognise Sabah to be yours, not that murderous pignoy.
- Saudi Arabiaball - A bootlicker of China's money with terrible human rights, and it doesn't help that he supported the NSL. At least we gon' remove that pignoy.
- Aunt Spainball - She is friends with my dad and I also sometimes visit her for travelling. One of my biggest trading partners as well. But the problem is.....CAN YOU JUST LEAVE CATALONIA ALONE LAH? HE HAS A DIFFERENT CULTURE AND LIFESTYLE COMPARED TO YOU! Also, tell your stupid son to behave himself, mate!
- Russiaball - I visit him a lot. Also gives tourism
give more pl0xbut aya stay from Polandball and Ukraineball lah! REMOVE VLADIMIR PUTIN!!! At least I like vodka......also NFKRZ is the best Russian Youtuber ever. But why do you hate me? Are you dumb or something? CRIMEA IS NOT YOURS!!!!!!!
- Coronavirus (COVID-19) OH MY GOD YOU SON OF A PL0NKER LAH! YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE AND INFECTING THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHAME ON CHINA LAH!!!!! THE COVID-19 COMES FROM YOU, NOT ANIMALS, M8!!!
- ISISball - I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND GERMANYBALL!!!!!!!!
- Beijingball - OH MY GOD NOT THIS PL0NKER AGAIN LAH!!! YOU STUPID USSR PUPPET TRYING TO REMOVE MY SPECIAL STATUS GIVEN BY COPYCAT TEA!!!!! FUCK OFF, BEIJING!!!! SHANGHAI IS THE REAL CAPITAL YOU DUMBASS!!! PLUS I HATE YOU EVEN MORE BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEGIT ECONOMIC FAILURE (ONE HK DOLLAR EQUALS TO 0.9 CHINESHIT YUAN LAH)! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
- Shenzhenball - YOU OVERTOOK ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YOU ARE VERY HARMFUL AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME!!!! WHY, SHENZHEN???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- RiceGum (formerly) - WHY DID YOU CALL ME CHINA????? TAKE SINOPHOBIA OVER COPYCAT TEA, NOT ME!!!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME PHOBIA, OKAY????? DON'T CALL MY CITIZENS CHINESE, PLEASE!!!! RESPECT US!!!!! At least you apologised to us so we forgive you.
- Crimeaball - YOU BELONG TO UKRAINE AND YOU WILL BE ALWAYS UKRAINIAN, MATE!!!!
死敵/FUCKING DEADBEAT MONSTERS!!!!!! (WORST ENEMIES EVER)
- pl0nker tea - AH Ye fockin' little communist potato and copycat tea that STOLE ME FROM PAPA UK!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN EVIL COUNTRY THAT HATES THE BRITISH!!!! YOU HAVE A DIRTY LIFE!!! YOU JUST OPPRESS YOUR AUTONOMOUS REGIONS UNTIL THEY ARE COMPLETELY BEATEN!! ARE YOU DUMB?!!! IS IT JUST ME OR DID YOU JUST POK GAI OR SOMETHING?!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNTIL I LEARNT THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU!!! The truth is THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS ME!!! LIBERATE HONG KONG!!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!! YOU COPYCAT TEA!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST!!!!!!! THE NSL CAN'T STOP ME!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE BRAVE, WE ARE STRONG, AND WE WILL RAID YOU FOR GOOD!!!! EVEN PAPA UK HATES YOU!!!! YOU FAILED TO DEFEND ME, AND MY REPUTATION IS DECREASING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE, THE HONGKONGERS AND THE BRITISH ARE THE HEROES AND YOU OPPRESSIVE MAINLANDERS.....THE MAIN THREATS TO PLANET EARTH!!!!!!
- that chinese puppet who wants to nuke me like a pl0nker so badly - FAKE KOREA!!!! VIETNAM IS A BETTER COMMIE YOU NUKE-ADDICTED ASSHOLE!!! MAKE PEACE WITH USA, M8!! I HOPE SOUTH KOREA WILL ANNEX YOU LAH!!! At least we are trading partners.....
- Palestineball - FUCK NAS DAILY!!!!!! YOU ARE ISRAEL'S CLAY, NOT AN INDEPENDENT STATE M8!!! NAS'S FAVOURITE COUNTRY IS THAT PIGNOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Philippinesball - stupid pignoy 屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌 YOU KILLED OUR PEOPLE IN 2010!!! YOUR APOLOGISEMENT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!!! AND YE PEOPLE JUST DO STUPID SHITS ON MY CLAY DURING WEEKEND!! YOUR TOURIST IS FINE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS YOUR OFW WHO ARE TRYING TO ANNEX ME BECAUSE OF THEM!! I WILL BAN OFWS IN MA CLAY!!!!!!! REMOVE PIGNOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Empire of Japanball - DIU LEI AHH!! YOU INVADED ME AND TURNED ME INTO A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
- TikTok - DIU LEI LO MO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, MATE!!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BYPASS MY BAN ON YOU????? YE VIDEOS ARE SUPER CURSED AND THEY SOMETIMES CAN BREAK MY MONOCLE!!!
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Hong Kongball is a unitary unit consisting of 18 districts.
Hong Kong Island
- Central and Westernball - Skyscrapers and office buildings.
Red Light District!
- Wan Chaiball - Exhibition Centre! Skyscrapers! Shops!
Another Red Light District!
- Southernball - Ocean Park, Expats, Fishing.
- Easternball - I have large shopping malls.
- Sham Shui Poball - Poor in terms of Hong Kong standards.
So manyRed Light Districts!
- Kowloon Cityball - A walled city and crazy airport used to be here, also big.
- Kwun Tongball - Industry or...Commerce?
- Wong Tai Sinball - I don't connect to a sea but I have a religious temple.
- Yau Tsim Mongball - I am the core urban area of Kowloon!
- Islands Districtball - Big Buddha, Cable Car, Airport, Fishing Village, Discovery Bay and done.
- Kwai Tsingball - I have a shipping port.
- Northball - I connect Hong Kong to Shenzhenball.
The home of parallel traders. SEI TAI LOK GAU, DIU LEI, HUI FAN SHI HANG
- Sai Kungball - I have expats and backyard garden!
- Sha Tinball - I'm SHA TIN up now! I also have horse racing and IB.
- Tai Poball - I have a weird tower and large dam, also a railway museum.
- Tsuen Wanball - I have Lantau and Disney!
- Tuen Munball - I have yummy seafood and dragon boating.
- Yuen Longball - I have an old market town and wetlands.
Tin Shui Wai is not a part of Yuen Long!
Note that most of these quotes are derived from Kongish, an unofficial English-creole language in Hong Kong.
- "TOP YOU PASS LUNG!!!!!!!!!!!" (Fuck you!!!!)
- "Milk tea is better."
- "Give elections lah!"
- "P E E M A I L"
- "LIBERATE HONG KONG!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!"
- "Need sheep have sheep." (May you get whatever you want.)
- "Four expensive cheap safe." (May you blessed with peace all year around.)
- "Marry in rich door." (Marry into a rich family.)
- "Attack up hair chok." (May you have a wealthy life.)
- "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "Have some milk tea."
- laughs* "Lovely..." (
too British ngl)
- "so9sad" (so fucking sad)