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Hong Kongball, officially the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of Chinaball,
is the leader of the China Removing Agency a cityball and Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, along with his brother Macauball. He is bordered by Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The city-state is divided into 3 regions and 18 districts (But although he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. And therefore, his capital is Central and Westernball). He has a total area of 1,064 square miles, making him the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants and was a part of the UKball
Hong Kongball is the only ball who does not speak English in broken grammar and is always seen wearing a top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive father UKball.
Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball, Taiwanball, and Tringapore, which has made him a valuable part of China's economy. Though he is rich and autonomous, he often feels oppressed and bullied by his father.
Hong Kongball is often portrayed in the Polandball comics as a secondary protagonist due to his protests and is also often seen mad at his biological father (Chinaball).
Qingball was failed on First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for 99 years.
In 1941 Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with Republic of Chinaball, Tringapore, French Indochinaball, Philippinesball, Taiwanball, and Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father UKball and his adoptive brother USAball.
In 1997, UKball returned him to his biological father Chinaball (who at this point was communist), something which he was not very happy about, because he did not want to be suppressed like Tibetball and East Turkestanball. But UKball managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.
In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from Chinaball.
In 2018 a small political party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by
In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an "extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to Chinaball's kangaroo courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The
CPC puppet Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam got cold feet and suspended the bill. Finally, the law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help, but USAball cared more about making money.
On late-May 2020, Hong Kongball's brother USAball claims that Hong Kongball is no longer automonous from Chinaball because of a new "national security law". However, Hong Kong later said that he is still automonous and still has more freedom.
Unlike all countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language...
A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".
"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)
Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊) , lun (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)
Other curse phrases
- Diu（屌）: Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
- Ding Ley go fai（頂你個肺）: Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
- Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
- On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot.
- Lun: Male genital.
- Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English . Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
- Hai(閪): female genital
- Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
- Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in cantonese )
- Libtard (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at radical protestors. Literal/Actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", beause 閪 sounds like hai in Cantonese.
- Horny Dick (濕鳩): Two words, horny (鹹濕) and dick/dumb (戇鳩) combined into one.
Almost everyone, especially...
- Macauball - Fellow
olderCantonese speaking brother who likes gambling. Shares a very similar culture. He is also very friendly and leads a more relaxing lifestyle! N O UNIFICATION. DIU LEI. CHINESE PIG
- UKball - My true father, who I love the most for supporting my protests. I also love Boris Johnson. He made my culture beautiful, including my cuisine. Shame on him for having me ceded back to the hundred acre wood, but he admitted it that it was his fault. He opposes the national security law. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING US!!!!!!!! OwO (kisses UKBall)
- Taiwanball - Best friend forever! Real China!!!! I admire him a lot for the freedom, democracy, and 台妹 (Taiwanese girls so hot)! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! He also loves
hands freebubble tea. To be honest, I don't care if he's homosexua-WAIT!!! I didn't know that you're supporting us!! THANK YOU! OWOWOWOWOWO
- Tringapore - Pals. Fellow dragon! Skyscraper Rival! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good rival! Also yearns Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We are basically twins! I might have to force all of my residents to speak English, not sure if this is necessary or not.
Also I want unification too.
- South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but she has too much surgery and loves romantic drama. She's hot and beautiful.....but remove BTS, please.......
- Polandball - He made me a book for me to learn his language!!! HE ALSO SUPPORTS MY PROTESTS!!!!! Also, I can help you get into space. Umiem mówić po polsku!!!
- Japanball - His dad used to be allied with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET 1941!!!!
WTF dude I thought we were friends! Now his son is friends with me because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot, for similar or different reasons), good anime and hentai(but too many tentacles and censorship), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! uwu
- Ukraineball - THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY PROTESTS!!!!! UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
- USAball - Adoptive brother, Papa UK's most successful son
I AM THE BEST SON!. I love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. OOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! Also, fast food is the best, I used to mostly eat McDonald's since I was young, ALSO REMOVE RICEGUM FROM MY PREMISES!
- Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Jiacheng is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
- Gibraltarball - We barely met, but he also has an annoying neighbor like me! Kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
- Vietnamball - Your national breakfast pho is the best. I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we can be friends again. You're also part of the Chink Removing Agency Team....and you also support my protests. UwU
- Shanghaiball (sometimes) - We have so much in common! He is also my skyscraper and economic rival.
You will always be weaker than me. hehehehehehehe
- Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration.
REMOVE SCOTT MORRISON!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit, but has more immigrants than Australiaball.
- Philippinesball - He also hates Chinaball. But BRUTALLY MASSACRED MY PEOPLE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT!! At least he forgave me for that incident in Manila in 2014... But some people called me the "Little Philippines" ?? WHAT THE FUCK?? DO I SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE OR NOT?? IS THIS A JOKE? YOUR PEOPLE ARE DOING STUPID THINGS AND MAKE ME CROWDED DURING WEEKEND??!! IT RUINED MY ECONOMY AND HDI!! YOU ARE ALSO TRYING TRYING TO ANNEX ME BECAUSE OF THEM!!!!! KURWA!!!!!!!
- Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORGET!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Shenzhenball - YOU OVERTAKE ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YOU ARE HARMING ME AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME. But sometimes we can cooperate well--WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE GAY!!!! HOMOSEXUAL DETECTED!!!!
- Thailandball - Beijing's ferocious dog!!! He doesn't let me in! But his girls are hot and his Pad Thai is great.
but why did you not let me go fishing for lobster?
- Coronavirus (COVID-19) OH YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE AND INFECTIONS THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHAME ON CHINA!!!!!
- Copycat tea - 'Aight, ya listen to me. You are a very illegal country that took over Taiwan's UN seat. You massacred your lovable dad, and you kidnapped me because I was a part of you during ancient times. You're having a laugh, I wasn't part of you in the first place!! AND YOU ANNEXED ME FOR NO GODDAMN REASON BECAUSE YOU WANT LAND MASS!!!! OH YEA?!! YOUR NATIONAL SECURITY LAW WON'T TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOMS
(although the US claims that I'm no longer automonous)'!!! REMOVE XI JINPING!!! LIBERATE HONG KONG!!! GO SUCK COMMUNIST SHIT!!!!! Also, your English is very bad. If I can, I will annex the half of your clay. MWAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
- North Koreaball - OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER, YOU HEAR ME?!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MADMAN WHO WANTS TO DESTROY THIS WORLD WITH NUKES!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!! WE USED TO BE VERY GOOD TRADING PARTNERS AND NOW IT'S OVER!!! I HATE TRADING WITH YOU, COMMUNIST PIG!!!! REMOVE THOSE NUKES OR I WILL ANNEX YOU AND LOSE YOUR COMMUNISM TIMES!!!!!!
- ISISball - I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME WITH GERMANYBALL!!!!!!!
- Guangdongball (sometimes) - A Chinese brother which I CLEARLY hate. He stole some of my stuff like Shenzhenball did! He's a disgrace and disappointment! But do you want to be very rich? Let me help.........by absorbing and integrating you as a part of my clay.
- Beijingball - I AM STRONGER THAN YOU, STUPID CAPITAL!!!! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A HIGHER GDP AND TALLER SKYSCRAPERS THAN ME!
- RiceGum - WHY DID YOU CALL ME CHINA????? TAKE SINOPHOBIA OVER COPYCAT TEA, NOT ME!!!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME PHOBIA, OKAY????? DON'T CALL MY CITIZENS CHINESE, PLEASE!!!! RESPECT US!!!!!
Hong Kongball has 18 districts.
Hong Kong Island
- Central and Westernball - Skyscrapers and office buildings.
Red Light District!
- Wan Chaiball - Exhibition Centre! Skyscrapers! Shops!
Another Red Light District!
- Southernball - Ocean Park, Expats, Fishing.
- Easternball - I have large shopping malls.
- Sham Shui Poball - Poor in terms of Hong Kong standards.
So manyRed Light Districts!
- Kowloon Cityball - A walled city and crazy airport used to be here, also big.
- Kwun Tongball - Industry or...Commerce?
- Wong Tai Sinball - I don't connect to a sea but I have a religious temple.
- Yau Tsim Mongball -' ' I am the core urban area of Kowloon!
- Islands Districtball - Big Buddha, Cable Car, Airport, Fishing Village, Discovery Bay and done.
- Kwai Tsingball - I have a shipping port.
- Northball - I connect Hong Kong to Shenzhenball
SEI TAI LOK, DIU LEI, HUI FAN SHI HANG
- Sai Kungball - I have expats and backyard garden!
- Sha Tinball - I'm SHA TIN up now! I also have horse racing and IB.
- Tai Poball - I have a weird tower and large dam, also railway museum.
- Tsuen Wanball - I have Lantau and Disney!
- Tuen Munball - I have yummy seafood and dragon boating.
- Yuen Longball - I have old market town and wetlands.
Tin Shui Wai is not a part of Yuen Long!