Close your eyes and you won't see it.
 
HONG KONG IS NOT CHINA!
 
Hong Kong-icon.png Independents of Hong Kongball
Would you like some milk tea? OwO
 
Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball

Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, officially the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of Chinaball, is the only ball that speaks English well  a cityball and Special Administrative Region of China-icon.png Chinaball, along with his brother Macau-icon.png Macauball. He is bordered by China-icon (subdivision).png Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The city-state is divided into 3 regions and 18 districts (But although he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. And therefore, his capital is Central and Western District (Hong Kong)-icon.png Central and Westernball). He has a total area of 1,064 square miles, making him the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants.

Due to being part of China-icon.png Chinaball, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organizations. Therefore, he had to leave the Commonwealth.

Hong Kongball is the only Chinese cityball to fully adopt English as an official language and is always seen wearing a top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive father UK-icon.png UKball.

Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore, which has made him a valuable part of China's economy. Though he is rich and autonomous, he often feels oppressed and bullied by his father.

His regional day is 1 July. since 1997, an annual march is held to boycott China-icon.pngChinaball's violations of a very important document.

History

Hong Kongball was born as nomadic 1-icon.png 1balls who were fishing. Hong Kong had an very long peaceful in many dynasties like Han-icon.png Hanball  and Tang-icon.png Tangball as well as Ming-icon.png Mingball  time until Qing-icon.png Manchuballs conquered China.

Qing-icon.png Qingball was failed on First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qing-icon.png Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the UK-icon.png UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UK-icon.png UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for 99 years.

In 1941 Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with Taiwan-icon.png Republic of Chinaball, British Singapore-icon.png Tringapore, France-icon.png French Indochinaball, United States Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball, Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, and Joseon-icon.png Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father UK-icon.png UKball and his adoptive brother USA-icon.png USAball.

In 1997, UK-icon.png UKball returned him to his biological father China-icon.png Chinaball (who at this point was communist), something which he was not very happy about, because he did not want to be suppressed like Tibet-icon.png Tibetball and Uyghur-icon.png East Turkestanball. But UK-icon.png UKball managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of China-icon.png Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from China-icon.png Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from China-icon.png Chinaball.

In 2018 a small political party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by Cuckservative politicians.

In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an "extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to China-icon.png Chinaball's kangaroo courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The CPC puppet Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam got cold feet and suspended the bill, finally, the law was abolished but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help, but USA-icon.png USAball cared more about making money. 

Stereotypes

Unlike all countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Chinese-icon.png Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language...

A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".

"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)

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Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊) , lan (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)

Other curse phrases

  • Diu(屌): Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
  • Ding Ley go fai(頂你個肺): Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
  • Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
  • On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot.
  • Lun: Male genital.
  • Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English . Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
  • Hai(閪): female genital
  • Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
  • Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in cantonese )
  • Libtard (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at radical protestors. Literal/Actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", beause 閪 sounds like hai in Cantonese.
  • Horny Dick (濕鳩): Two words, horny (鹹濕) and dick/dumb (戇鳩) combined into one. 

Relationships

老友 (Friends)

Almost everyone, especially...

  • Macau-icon.png Macauball - Fellow older Cantonese speaking brother who likes gambling. Shares a very similar culture. He is also very friendly and leads a more relaxing lifestyle! NO UNIFICATION. DIU LEI. CHINESE PIG
  • UK-icon.png UKball - My true father, who I love the most for supporting my protests. He made my culture beautiful, including my cuisine. Shame on him for having me ceded back to China-icon.png the hundred acre wood, but he admitted it that it was his fault. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING US!!!!!!!! OwO (kisses UKBall)
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - Best friend forever! Real China!!!! I admire him a lot for the freedom, democracy, and 台妹 (Taiwanese girls so hot)! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! He also loves hands free bubble tea. WAIT!!! I didn't know that you're supporting us!! THANK YOU! OWOWOWOWOWO
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Pals. Fellow dragon! Skyscraper Rival! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good rival! Also yearns UK-icon.png Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We are basically twins! You want unification? Okay......
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but too much plastic surgery and loving sappy drama. REMOVE BTS! ARMY SHALL COLLAPSE!
  • Polandball - ​​​​​​ He made me a book for me to learn his language!!! HE ALSO SUPPORTS MY PROTESTS!!!!! UWU
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - His dad used to be allies with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET 1941!!!!WTF dude I thought we were friends! Now his son are friends with each other because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot, for similar or different reasons), good anime and hentai(but too many tentacles and censorship), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! uwu 
  • Ukraine-icon.png
    Ukraineball - THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY PROTESTS!!!!! UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive brother, UK-icon.png Papa UK's most successful son I AM THE BEST SON!. I love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. OOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! Also, fast food is the best, I used to mostly eat McDonald's since I was young, ALSO REMOVE RICEGUM FROM MY PREMISES!
  • Chaozhou-icon.png Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Jiacheng is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
  • Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball - We barely met, but he also has an annoying Spain-icon.png neighbor like me! Kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me. 
  • Shanghai-icon.png Shanghaiball (sometimes) - We have so much in common! He is also my skyscraper and economic rival. You will always be weaker than me. hehehehehehehe
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration. REMOVE SCOTT MORRISON!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit, but has more immigrants than Australiaball. 
  • Polandball
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - His dad used to be allies with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET 1941!!!!WTF dude I thought we were friends! Now his son are friends with each other because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot, for similar or different reasons), good anime and hentai(but too many tentacles and censorship), he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! uwu 
  • Ukraine-icon.png
    Ukraineball - THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY PROTESTS!!!!! UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Adoptive brother, UK-icon.png Papa UK's most successful son I AM THE BEST SON!. I love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. OOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! Also, fast food is the best, I used to mostly eat McDonald's since I was young, ALSO REMOVE RICEGUM FROM MY PREMISES!
  • Chaozhou-icon.png Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Jiacheng is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
  • Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball - We barely met, but he also has an annoying Spain-icon.png neighbor like me! Kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me. 
  • Shanghai-icon.png Shanghaiball (sometimes) - We have so much in common! He is also my skyscraper and economic rival. You will always be weaker than me. hehehehehehehe
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration. REMOVE SCOTT MORRISON!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit, but has more immigrants than Australiaball. 

中立 (Neutral)

  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - He also hates China-icon.png Chinaball. But BRUTALLY MASSACRED MY PEOPLE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT!! At least he forgave me for that incident in Manila in 2014... But some people called me the "Little Philippines" ?? WHAT THE FUCK?? DO I SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE OR NOT?? IS THIS A JOKE? YOUR PEOPLE ARE DOING STUPID THINGS AND MAKE CROWDED DURING WEEKEND??!! IT RUINED MY ECONOMY AND HDI!! YOU ARE ALSO TRYING TRYING TO ANNEX ME BECAUSE OF THEM!!!!! DIU LEI!!!!
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORGET!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • China-icon.png Shenzhenball - YOU OVERTAKE ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YOU ARE HARMING ME AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME. But sometimes we can cooperate well....but why do you have a crush on me? Are you gay?
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - Beijing's ferocious dog!!! He doesn't let me in! But his boys girls are beautiful and his Pad Thai is great. but why did you not let me go fishing for lobster?
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we're okay now. Also your pho and KFC Vietnamese Butter Chicken is yummy, at least you are against Chinaball. UwU

敵人 (Enemies) 

  • Coronavirus (COVID-19) OH YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE AND INFECTIONS THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHAME ON CHINA!!!!!
  • China-icon.png Copycat tea - SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FAKE CHINA!!!!! YOU TOOK OVER YOUR OWN FATHER IN A VERY ILLEGAL WAY!!! YOU TREAT MY CITIZENS VERY BADLY AND YOU SPREAD YOUR OWN VIRUS TO MY COUNTY!!!! 1997 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! YOU ALWAYS FAIL AT MY ENGLISH EXAMS AND YOU ACT LIKE A KID!!!! YOU JUST WON'T STOP ANNEXING RANDOM COUNTRIES!!! PRESS FREEDOM PLOX!!! REMOVE XI JINPING!!! REMOVE BEIJING!!! YOUR BROTHER TAIWANBALL WHO IS 4 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IS REAL CHINA!!!! COPYCAT TEA!!!! BLOODY HELL!! FREE ME FROM THIS INFECTIOUS GRIP!!!! DIU LEI!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER, YOU HEAR ME?!!!! YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING MADMAN WHO WANTS TO DESTROY THIS WORLD WITH NUKES!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!! WE USED TO BE VERY GOOD TRADING PARTNERS AND NOW IT'S OVER!!! I HATE TRADING WITH YOU, COMMUNIST PIG!!!! REMOVE THOSE NUKES OR I WILL ANNEX YOU AND LOSE YOUR COMMUNISM TIMES!!!!!!
  • China-icon (subdivision).png Guangdongball (sometimes) -  A Chinese brother which I CLEARLY hate. He stole some of my stuff like Shenzhenball did! He's a disgrace and disappointment! But if I help you, YOU CAN GAIN A LOT OF MONEY!!!!! However, I'll help you when I'm independent, by absorbing and integrating you as a part of my clay. 
  • Beijing-icon.png Beijingball - I AM STRONGER THAN YOU, STUPID CAPITAL!!!! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A HIGHER GDP AND TALLER SKYSCRAPERS THAN ME!​​​​​​ ​​​​​​ 
  • Communism - YOU USED MY STUPID FATHER TO FUCKING KILL MY GRANDPA!!! REMOVE SOCIALISM!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Lebron James - You are a disgrace to the NBA for supporting China over your boss statement shame on you! Our basketball hero is pro China.... I'm burning your jersey..
  • RiceGum - ​​​​​​WHY DID YOU CALL ME CHINA????? TAKE SINOPHOBIA OVER China-icon.png COPYCAT TEA, NOT ME!!!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME PHOBIA, OKAY????? DON'T CALL MY CITIZENS CHINESE, PLEASE!!!! RESPECT US!!!!!

Districts

Hong Kongball has 18 districts.

Hong Kong Island

Kowloon

New Territories

Gallery

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