Houston, We have a problem.
— Apollo 13

Houstonball is a city of Texas-icon.png Texasball, USA-icon.png USAball. Home of NASA and drills for oil.


Houstonball was founded in 1836 by the USA-icon.png USAball. He is (to be) the third largest city of USAball. He is a rival of Dallasball. He also still has a hatred for Nashville for stealing his Oilers, in the 1990s. His American Football team is now known as the Houston Texans.

When USAball intos space, he helps Floridaball launch the spacerocket, and controls it when it is no longer touching Earthball clay. He has been hit hard by Hurricane Harvey in 2017. His baseball team, the Astros, won the World Series against Los Angelesball's Dodgers (November 1, 2017 was the best day of his life for that reason).

He also has three other sports teams: the Rockets of the NBA, the Texans of the NFL, and the Dynamo of MLS. He is still waiting for the Texans to bring home a trophy.


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