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also has the most clickbaity name in the entire history is number one a Nordic countryball located in the Atlantic ocean. He does not border any other countries due to being an island, but is still relatively close to Greenlandball. His clay is divided into 8 regions, including his capital Reykjavíkball located in the Southwest, giving him a total area of 103 000 square kilometers, making him the 106th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of about 353,070 inhabitants. No, he is not a land of ice. He is a land of geysers.
Due to being a highly Westernized and developed country located in Northwest Europe, Iceland has been able to gain membership in NATOball, Arctic Councilball, and the Nordic Councilball, as well as the United Nations like almost every other country in the world. Today he is considering to join EUball though which might upset his close brother Norwayball
Icelandball is often seen as a generally friendly country and does not have many enemies (or friends outside Scandinavia for that matter). But Icelandball has a tendency to spew (or in some cases fart) ash all over Europe, much to other countryballs' annoyance. Icelandball also enjoys its small island nation status. Sometimes it watches Europe's problems from afar, usually with popcorn in hand. It likes to stay alone and has one of the smallest populations in the world.
His national day is June 17th, and his astrological sign is Gemini. Despite not having a huge population, he manages to dub movies from Disney, Warner Bros, Universal and Paramount into the Icelandic language. Its also know to have the world's best politics.
Settlement and Foreign Rule
In the 9th and 10th centuries, Vikingball came here and settled down here. In the year 930 AD, Icelandic Commonwealthball was born. He remained independent for 300 years, but was killed by Denmark-Norwayball. He then became Kingdom of Norwayball's son until 1814. In 1874, he finally gained full autonomy. In 1914, he regained his independence to some extent, but still was in a personal union with Denmarkball.
World War II and Independence
When Denmarkball fell to Nazi Germanyball, Icelandball was unable to relations with Denmarkball, and thus decided to declare himself neutral. However, the UKball was paranoid that Nazi Germanyball would target Icelandball, as he is an important strategic position in the Atlantic, and "invaded" Icelandball. Since Icelandball had no standing military, Icelandball reluctantly agreed to allow Allied forces to "occupy" him, and UKball posted notices of such "occupation" in broken Icelandic.
By 1944, Icelandball decided to declare himself an independent republic.
After WWII, he decided to join NATO, despite having no standing army,
suck and kind country already. Due to modernization efforts and the infrastructure boost during WWII, Iceland developed extremely rapidly, essentially turning from a Middle-Age like country to a fully modern European nation within years. Despite his seemingly excellent economy, in reality, he was in debt and his economy was at risk of falling from even a slight disturbance.
During the Great Recession, he began to consider joining the EU as well, after seeing how fragile his economy was. To make matters worse, a subglacial volcano named Eyjafjallajökull erupted in 2010, spewing large ash clouds and halting air travel in Northern Europe and America. However, when he began to make a rapid recovery, he dropped the idea. During the great recession, he tried to promote tourism to aid his decimated economy, advertising his landscape and
brainwashing attracting large amounts of tourists. Even today, he is still a very popular tourist destination, we are number one.
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- Nordicballs - Brothers!
- Gotlandball - Is relatable
- Swedenball - Buys me stuff from Ikea
- Norwayball - Also buys me stuff (but might not be from ikea)
- Finlandball - Good Vodka
- Greenlandball - Nephew, and we are arctic buddies! Please don't into suicide...
Denmarkball- Danadjöflar! and i like bjarki from subway surf
- Faroe Islandsball - Nephew who loves whaling and fishing too
- Russiaball - I DONT CARE THAT MY BROTHERS HATE HIM!! HES MY FRIEND AND HAS SUPPORTED ME FOR LONGER THAN YOU THINK!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE LOOK AFTER EACH OTHER!! WERE ALWAYS MAKING SURE OUR PEOPLE ARE SAFE AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER!!! VODKA 4 LIFE!!! MY PRESIDENT LOVES PUTIN!!! THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE EVER HAD!!!
Suck it nordicsHann fann upp FYRSTA COVID níutíu bóluefni og það virkar !!! EF ÞAÐ VAR EKKI FYRIR ÞESSUM GÖNNUM, VERÐI NAZISARNIR TIL YFIR HEIMINN !!! KOMIÐ HÉR NÚNA OG FÆRÐU MIKIÐ RÚSSLAND !!!! WHOEVER HATES MY RUSSIEBALL I WILL DECLARE WAR ON THEM! I EVEN HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU
- Soviet Unionball - My friends daddy. He supported me too, despite the NATO conflicts between me and him. Your son is being a great son. I hope you return,
You were my true daddy too
- Japanball - Has good
- Spainball and Portugalball - þau eru mín friends because buy my cod.
- Armeniaball - We both love Russiaball and Serbiaball. And we also both hate Albaniaball for the Kosovo situation and beating me in a football cup.
- Belarusball - Both of us gib potato to each other (I give him more which is why I have no more potato. He'll probably return some later) and we both loves MY FUCKIN FRIEND
- Switzerlandball - Continental version of me
- Lazy Town - Thanks to this cartoon,
allchildren are now healthy and sporty, like Sportacus. They're number one
- USAball - We like each other despite you have a problem with Russia. You're my 2ND BEST FRIEND BECAUSE YOUR TOURIST ALWAYS VISITED MY CLAY A LOT IT WILL BOOST MY ECONOMY IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!!! THANK YOU!!! ALSO CONGRATS FOR YOUR NEW PRESIDENT BUDDY!! HOPE WE CAN HAVE NORMAL RELATIONSHIP!!
- Somaliaball - He loves Lazy Town, especially the song "You are a pirate!". Unfortunately, my brothers hate him among with other kebabs since they come all the place.
- Argentinaball - 1-1 is an okay football match, so we of good.
- Chileball - I of visits beach
- Canadaball - The indigenous people of Canada respects me. He hates Russiaball and Denmarkball and likes Ukraineball. But at least you gib maple syrup and can into Liberal leadership
- Indonesiaball - We both can into smogging neighboring countries
- Serbiaball - I love Russia you love Russia. Also KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!
- Chadball - He hates the Virgins but he likes Russiaball Serbiaball
- Everyone who supported Stefan Karl and his fight with cancer
- Led Zeppelin -Thanks for making a song about me! But I'm not that gory anymore. You'll find I'm very nice once you get to know me.
- Kazakhball, Turkmenistanball and Uzbekistanball - Friends from Central asia. also friends with russia.
- Cubaball - Carribean Friend.
- Anyone who is friends with Russia
- Saudi Arabiaball - Who are you again?
- UKball -
Flag stealer!Get away from my fish. But I still of likings yuo, and thanks for restaurants but YOU HAVE A SUPERMARKET CALLED ICELAND THAT HAS A MINOTAURS BREATH!!!!!! REMOVE ICELAND FOODS!!!! Well, nope because Iceland Foods is based in the UK.
- Panamaball - Get those papers away from me because they cost me to resign. But my citizens are happy though so maybe not much of an enemy. We also made our world cup debuts in 2018.
- Ukraineball - You're mean to Russiaball he's my friend and I support him, please stop. He only wants his Crimea back and you're making this a big deal.
- Polandball Happy 100th anniversary, you plumber!!! Also please support Russiaball He hates Ukraine as much as you do.
- CoronaVirus - Get away from me you
- ISISball - Everyone hates him
- Nazi: Don't think I'm going to put you in friends just because you created me. You still killed like, 11 million people!
- Basqueball - IT WAS JUST A GODDAMN PRANK ! That whole Basque-killing law thing, it was like 400 years ago! Can't we just let bygones be bygones and move on with our lives?! I DIDN'T MEAN IT FOR REAL!
- Chinaball - I do not care if you are Russia's friend, the Hong Kong National Security Law is a violation. Also HOW DARE YOU START COVID 19?!!! HOW DARE YOOOUUU
- Albaniaball - I lost to this lady?! (4-2!!!) Also, KOSOVO IS SERBIA NOT ALBANIAN FUCK OFF KOSOVO JE SRBIJA !!!
- Greenlandball - Why!? Why did those idiot vikings have to name you Greenland and me Iceland!! You are a giant ad campaign! You have a 5 mile layer of ice! I have farms and grass! I am green, not you!!!
- Anyone who hates me or Russiaball or my brothers.
- Romaniaball, Georgiaball , and Lithuaniaball - These are Russy haters. Leave him alone.