Illinoisball is a state of USAball and is very liberal because of his annoying son Chicagoball. Illinoisball spends lots of money on healthcare and other liberal stuff to keep Chicagoball from annoying him, because of this he has a lot of debt. Illinoisballs clay is mostly just farms and corns besides Chicagoball.
- OhioRawr - TAKE THAT! CUBS FINALLY WIN! FLY THE W! The Cubs are 2016 World Series Champs!
- Indianaball - He basically needs his own economy that DOES NOT INVOLVE CHICAGO!!! And STOP POSTING BILLBOARDS THAT MAKE MY CITIZENS MOVE TO YOUR CLAY!!
- Hillary Clinton - I wish she was my president.
- Vermontball - Oh, Same with Bernie. What? I am a rock hard Democrat.
- Iowaball - We are much alike, if ignoring Chicagoball.
- Polandball - Have a lot of Polish immigrants in my clay.