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Indiaball, officially the Republic of Indiaball is
the glorious antic master a sovereign stateball, a federal socialist state that banned TikTok republic in South Asia.Indiaball is the 7th largest country in the world with a total area of 3.287 million square kilometers. His clay is bordered by Chinaball, NepalRawr, and Bhutanball to the North, Bangladeshball and Myanmarball to the East, and Pakistanball to the West. The country is divided into 29 states and 7 union territories, including his capital Delhiball. There are over 1.324 billion people in Indiaball which makes it the 2nd most populous country besides Chinaball. It is the 12th most popular human migration destination after Ukraineball. Indiaball has many different cultures and ethnic groups that live together. It has a very rich cuisine. Most people are religious. 79.8% of the population practices Hinduball. Cows are sacred for Hindus and they believe in reincarnation. India is the second-largest English speaking country. It has 125 million English speakers, mainly as a second language.
Indiaball has one of the fastest-growing economies and the third-largest GDP/PPP. However, it has major domestic problems such as poverty, corruption, pollution, and crime. The judicial system is slow with prosecuting offenders or they get bribed. There is also major discrimination due to the remnant caste system. It puts people in different castes based on ethnicity, ancestry, etc. This has caused semi-stratification of society.
Indiaball is the dominant power of South Asia and a major player in Asia. He has the 5th strongest military. Maybe one day he will become a superpower
and remove TikTok yay.
The most important national day is Indian Independence Day on August 15. It commemorates Indiaball's independence from his adoptive father UKball on 15 August 1947. His astrological sign is Leo.
Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a male noun in the native languages of the country (like Hindi). The native name of India, Bharat, was the name of an ancient king called King Bharat.
Indiaball was born as a 2ball along with his brother who will be filthy shit kebab neighbour in future and more distantly Iranball. They both became Indus Valleyball where its ancestry comes from. The archeological sites have an inscription of the Rig Veda (ऋग्वेद), dating to at least 3500 BC, which clearly shows that Hinduball was the religion. Much of the IVC remains a mystery because Indus script has not yet been deciphered (and probably never will be).
The decline of the IVC is subject to debate. Some archeologists suggest that the river Saraswati dried/shifted resulting in many of the cities being abandoned, while some suggested that the trade with Mesopotamia stopped due to some reason. According to some other archaeologists, the ruins of Harappa, Mohan-Jo-Daro, Rakhigarhi (probably the capital) appear to have been annihilated in a single day, because the skeleton discovered suggest that the people were carrying out the daily activities when something killed them all in a single instant, which sounds like 6balls were involved. All Indic civilizations had well-developed drainage systems and knew basic metalworking. Their city planning was better compared to that of other ancient civilizations.
The Mauryaball was the first major empire on India's clay. The empire was known for its gigantic army of 10K war elephants and for its wealth. Under Ashoka's rule, the empire stretched from most of the Indian subcontinent to Indochina, Afghanistan, and Tibet.
After the death of Mauryaball other empires took power and made their own contribution to shape Indiaclay.
The Gupta Empire - (4th–6th century) is regarded as the "Golden Age" of Hinduism, although a host of kingdoms ruled over Indiaclay in these centuries. Also, the Sangam literature flourished from the 3rd century BC to the 3rd century AD in southern Indiaclay. During this period, the economy is estimated to have been the largest in the world, having between one-third and one-quarter of the world's wealth, from 1 AD to 1000 AD.
The Shunga Empire - was the ancient Indian dynasty from Magadha that controlled vast areas of the Indian subcontinent from around 187 to 78 BC. The dynasty was established by Pushyamitra Shunga, after the fall of the Maurya Empire. Its capital was Pataliputra, but later emperors such as Bhagabhadra also held court at Besnagar, modern Vidisha in Eastern Malwa. Pushyamitra Shunga ruled for 36 years and was succeeded by his son Agnimitra. There were ten Shunga rulers. The empire is noted for its numerous wars with both foreign and indigenous powers. They fought battles with the Kalingas, Satavahanas, the Indo-Greeks, and possibly the Panchalas and Mitras. Art, education, philosophy, and other forms of learning flowered during this period including small terracotta images, larger stone sculptures, and architectural monuments such as the Stupa at Bharhut, and the renowned Great Stupa at Sanchi.
The Shunga rulers helped to establish the tradition of royal sponsorship of learning and art. The script used by the empire was a variant of Brahmi and was used to write the Sanskrit language. The Shunga Empire played an imperative role in patronizing Indian culture at a time when some of the most important developments in Hindu thought were taking place. This helped the empire flourish and gain power.
The most significant event between the 7th and 11th centuries was the Tripartite struggle centered on Kannauj that lasted for more than two centuries between the Pala Empire, Rashtrakuta Empire, and Gurjara Pratihara Empire. Southern India saw the rise of multiple imperial powers from the middle of the fifth century, most notable being the Chalukya, Chola, Pallav, Chera, Pandyan, and Western Chalukya Empires. The Chola dynasty conquered southern India and successfully invaded parts of Southeast Asia, Sri Lanka, Maldives and Bengal in the 11th century. The early medieval period Indian mathematics influenced the development of mathematics and astronomy in the Arab world and the Hindu numerals were introduced.
Muslim Rule - started in parts of north India in the 13th century when the Delhi Sultanate was founded in 1206 CE by Central Asian Turks; though earlier Kebab conquests made limited inroads into modern Afghanistan and Pakistan as early as the 8th century. The Delhi Sultanate ruled the major part of northern India in the early 14th century but declined in the late 14th century. During this period, continued Hindu resistance led to the emergence of several powerful Hindu states, notably Vijayanagara, Gajapati, Ahom, as well as Rajput states, such as Mewar. The 15th century saw the advent of Sikhism.
The Early Modern period
The early modern period began in the 16th century when the Mughal Empire conquered most of the Indian subcontinent. The Mughal Empire suffered a gradual decline in the early 18th century, which provided opportunities for the Maratha Empire, the Sikh Empire, and the Mysore Kingdom to exercise control over large areas of the subcontinent.
During the post-medieval era, powers from Europe came as traders but started the divide and rule strategy to defeat the powerful princely states and slowly started to conquer these lands, creating colonial subjects. UKball conquered the whole Indian-subcontinent including Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Burma. This became the British Rajball. So it was UKball that united Indiaball otherwise it would still be fragmented with many different kingdoms and the Princely States. British Rajball was the most important colonial territory of the global spanning British Empire.
Indiaball was till rather underdeveloped compared to the European Imperial countries. UKball brought new technology and innovations from Europe to Indiaball. Since he was part of the British Empire, that caused Indiaball to be involved in regional and global conflicts. Such as World War I and World War II.
After nearly 110 years, the British Empire had proven to be an irresponsible and abusive parent. Indian farmers were forced to grow indigo on their land, which was really harmful to the soil, and were paid very little for the produce. The taxes charged by the British were of the disproportionate amount and were used to support the economy of the British Empire instead of public welfare.
Indian Rebellion of 1857
The Indian Rebellion of 1857 was a major, but ultimately unsuccessful, the uprising in India in 1857–58 against the rule of the British East India Company, which functioned as a sovereign power on behalf of the British Crown. The rebellion began on 10 May 1857 in the form of a mutiny of sepoys of the Company's army in the garrison town of Meerut, 40 miles northeast of Delhi (now Old Delhi). It then erupted into other mutinies and civilian rebellions chiefly in the upper Gangetic plain and central India, though incidents of revolt also occurred farther north and east. The British were initially caught off-guard and were thus slow to react, but eventually responded with force. The lack of effective organization among the rebels, coupled with the military superiority of the British, brought a rapid end to the rebellion. The British fought the main army of the rebels near Delhi, and after prolonged fighting and a siege, defeated them and retook the city on 20 September 1857. Subsequently, revolts in other centres were also crushed. The last significant battle was fought in Gwalior on 17 June 1858, during which Rani Lakshmibai was killed. Sporadic fighting and guerrilla warfare, led by Tatya Tope, continued until spring 1859, but most of the rebels were eventually subdued.
Under the Government of India Act 1858, the Company was deprived of its involvement in ruling India, with its territory being transferred to the direct authority of the British government. At the apex of the new system was a Cabinet minister, the Secretary of State for India, who was to be formally advised by a statutory council; the Governor-General of India (Viceroy) was made responsible to him, while he, in turn, was responsible to the government. In a royal proclamation made to the people of India, Queen Victoria promised the equal opportunity of public service under British law and also pledged to respect the rights of the native princes, which she never fulfilled. The British stopped the policy of seizing land from the princes, decreed religious tolerance, and began to admit Indians into the civil service (but mainly as subordinates). However, they also increased the number of British soldiers in relation to native Indian ones and only allowed British soldiers to handle artillery. Bahadur Shah was exiled to Rangoon, Burma, where he died in 1862. In 1876, in a controversial move, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli acceded to the Queen's request and passed legislation to give Queen Victoria the additional title of Empress of India. Liberals in Britain objected that the title was foreign to British traditions.
Entry of M.K Gandhi
After experiencing the blatant racism and the horrors of colonialism, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi vowed to free India from the Brits.
Mahatma Gandhi launched a series of non-violent protests starting from the 'Swadeshi' movement and ending with the 'Quit India' movement.
After years of struggle and the biggest non-violent revolution in human history, finally, in 1947, the British Rajball became independent from its overlord, the UKball. However, the religious differences between Muslims and Hindus led the country to be partitioned into Pakistanball and Indiaball.
On 22 October 1947, Pakistanball's Pashtun tribal militias crossed the border of the state. These local tribal militias and irregular Pakistan forces moved to take Srinagar, but on reaching Baramulla, they took to plunder and stalled. Hari Singh, the ruler of Kashmirball made a plea to India for assistance, and help was offered, but it was subject to his signing an Instrument of Accession to Indiaball.
The war was initially fought by the Jammu and Kashmir State Forces and by tribal militias from the Frontier Tribal Areas adjoining the North-West Frontier Province. Following the accession of the state to India on 26 October 1947, Indian troops were air-lifted to Srinagar, the state capital. The British commanding officers initially refused the entry of Pakistan troops into the conflict, citing the accession of the state to India. The fronts solidified gradually along what came to be known as the Line of Control. A formal cease-fire was declared at 23:59 on the night of 31 December 1948.
61 Goa liberation
The Goa liberation movement was a movement in which Indiaball took back Goaball from Portugalball. The movement built on the small scale revolts and uprisings of the 19th century and grew powerful during the period of 1940-1961. The movement was conducted both inside and outside Goa, and was characterized by a range of tactics including nonviolent demonstrations, revolutionary methods, and diplomatic efforts. However, Portuguese control of its Indian colonies ended only when Indiaball took back Goaball in 1961 and incorporated the clay into the Indian Union.
Lasting just 13 days, it is one of the shortest wars in history. This is one of the time when USAball was directly hostile towards Indiaball. USAball was in support of Pakistan because of a pig called Nixon who made a proposal to UNball to stop Indiaball's anschluss of Goa clay, but the decision was vetoed by Sovietball and USAball with UKball was about to launch an attack at Indiaball with a carrier fleet but again, Sovietball send his nuclear submarine to threaten the attackers. This ensured Indiaball's anschluss of Goaball.
Sino-Indian War of 1962
This Sino-Indian War was between Chinaball and Indiaball that occurred in 1962. A disputed Himalayan border was the main pretext for war, but other issues played a role. There had been a series of violent border incidents after the 1959 Tibetball uprising, when India had granted asylum to the Dalai Lama. India initiated a Forward Policy in which it placed outposts along the border, including several north of the McMahon Line, the eastern portion of a Line of Actual Control proclaimed by Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai in 1959.
Unable to reach political accommodation on disputed territory along the 3,225-kilometre-long Himalayan border, the Chinese launched simultaneous offensives in Ladakh and across the McMahon Line on 20 October 1962. Chinese troops advanced over Indian forces in both theatres, capturing Rezang la in Chushul in the western theatre, as well as Tawang in the eastern theatre. The war ended when China declared a ceasefire on 20 November 1962 and simultaneously announced its withdrawal from one of the two disputed areas. Indian posts and patrols were removed from Aksai Chin, which came under direct Chinese control after the end of the conflict. India claims Aksai Chin is part of Jammu and Kashmirball.
In 1965, the Indo-Pakistan War began following Pakistanball's Operation Gibraltar, which was designed to infiltrate forces into Jammu and Kashmir clay to precipitate an insurgency against Indian rule. India retaliated by launching a full-scale military attack on West Pakistan. The seventeen-day war caused thousands of casualties on both sides and witnessed the largest engagement of armored vehicles and the largest tank battle since World War II. Hostilities between the two countryballs ended after a UNball mandated ceasefire was declared following diplomatic intervention by the Sovietball and the Americaball, and the subsequent issuance of the Tashkent Declaration. Much of the war was fought by the countries' land forces in Kashmirball's clay and along the border between India and Pakistan. India returned occupied territories after the end of the war but still waiting for Pakistan to return the occupied territories.
Nathu La and Cho La incidents
The Nathu La and Cho La incidents, (11–14 September 1967 and 1 October 1967 respectively) were a series of military clashes between Indiaball and Chinaball alongside the border of Himalayan Kingdom of Sikhism, then an Indian protectorate.
The clashes started on 11 September 1967, when the People's Liberation Army launched an attack on Indian posts at Nathu La, which lasted till 15 September 1967. In October 1967, another dual took place at Cho La and ended on the same day.
The end of the conflict resulted in the defeat of the Indians' military in the hands of the PLA. Many Indian fortifications at Nathu La were said to be destroyed. In the two incidents, a significant number of casualties occurred on both sides, of which different figures were reported by both parties. There have been sources claiming otherwise, due to India having more foreign contact and friends.
The Indo-Pakistani War of 1971 was a military confrontation between Indiaball and Pakistan that occurred during the events in the liberation war in East Pakistan, from 3 December 1971 to the Fall of Dhaka on 16 December 1971. Indiaball started the proxy war against Pakistanball by supporting Bengali separatists and even establishing their training centres and HQ on their clay. Bengali separatists engaged in a bloody conflict with Pakistanball. This move by Indiaball compelled Pakistanball to launch preemptive aerial strikes on 11 Indian air stations which led to the commencement of hostilities with Pakistan and Indian entry into the war of independence in East Pakistan on the side of Bengali nationalist forces. Even though Indiaball believes that USAball was on Pakistanball side but the reality is that USAball had imposed arms embargo on Pakistanball prior to the start of war. Hence Pakistanball was never able to recover its losses from the previous war.
Anschluss of Siachen
Sometimes called the Siachen War, is a military conflict between Indiaball and Pakistanball over the disputed Siachen Glacier region in Kashmirball. A cease-fire went into effect in 2003. The contentious area is about 2,300 km2 to nearly 2,600 km2 of territory. The conflict began in 1984 with India's successful Operation Meghdoot during which it gained control over all of the Siachen Glacier (unoccupied and undemarcated area). India has established control over all of the 70 kilometers long Siachen Glacier and all of its tributary glaciers, as well as the three main passes of the Saltoro Ridge immediately west of the glacier—Sia La, Bilafond La, and Gyong La. Pakistan controls the glacial valleys immediately west of the Saltoro Ridge. According to TIME magazine, India gained more than 3,000 km2 of territory because of its military operations in Siachen.
The Kargil War was an armed conflict between Indiaball and Pakistanball that took place between May and July 1999 in the Kargil district of Kashmir and elsewhere along the Line of Control (LOC). In India, the conflict is also referred to as Operation Vijay, which was the name of the Indian operation to clear the Kargil sector.
The cause of the war was the infiltration of Pakistani soldiers and Kashmiri militants into positions on the Indian side of the LOC, which serves as the de facto border between Indian and Pakistani clay. During the initial stages of the war, Pakistan blamed the fighting entirely on independent Kashmiri insurgents, but documents left behind by casualties and later statements by Pakistan's Prime Minister and Chief of Army Staff proved the involvement of Pakistani paramilitary forces led by General Ashraf Rashid. The Indian Army, later supported by the Indian Air Force, recaptured all of the lost positions on the Indian side of the LOC infiltrated by the Pakistani troops and militants. Facing international diplomatic opposition, the Pakistani forces withdrew from the remaining Indian positions along the LOC. Result: Indiaball took back clay.
China–India border standoff
The China–India border standoff was from 6 June 2017 till 28 August 2017. Chinaball wanted to build infrastructure through Bhutanball which would gain it strategic and military influence into north-eastern Indian states. If Chinaball builds infrastructure to the thin geographic area then it could cut off Indiaball's access via West Bengal into its eastern states of Assam, Meghalaya and Arunachal Pradesh.
After a 2 month long standoff Chinaball finally backed down. However, Indiaball is still suspicious and improved its border security. Indiaball is also concerned about Chinaball's unfounded
land grabs territorial claims to the Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh.
Close Relationship with Taiwan
On October 10 2020, Indiaball celebrated Taiwanball's national day, which gone viral on the internet. This surprised Taiwan's president Tsai Ying-wen and said, 'Thank you to all of our dear friends in India for your well wishes on #TaiwanNationalDay. Together, we can take pride in safeguarding our shared values like freedom & human rights, & defending our democratic way of life. #namaste' on Twitter. As such, territorial disputes aside, Taiwan and India became friends.
Indiaball is friendly with almost every countryball on the globe. He loves Indian cuisine such as curry and often eats with his bare hands. He likes computers and is a traditionalist for upholding and practicing ancient traditions. There are many different cultures and ethnic groups which makes him multicultural. He speaks multiple languages, mostly Hindi and English. He is religious and sometimes fanatic. Mainly Hinduism (79.8%) with beliefs in reincarnation and that cows are sacred. 12.7% believe in Islam. He still follows the "caste system" to some degree, but it's not official by law. He enjoys watching Bollywood movies with low-budget special effects. He gets agitated when people confuse him with Native Americans (Amerindians), because Indiaballs are the real and original Indians. He tries to be clean, but much of Indiaball is dirty with pollution including the rivers.
Indiaball despises his arch-rival Pakistanball and Chinaball because of Kashmirball dispute and the Sino-Indian War of 1962. He is a regional power and the dominant power of South Asia. He has one of the largest militaries with nukes and the 5th strongest (2018) in the world. He can be rather cunning and intelligent. He suffers from substantial corruption. He used to give donations to Bangladeshball. Now he gives it to Nepalrawr, Maldivesball and also sometimes military support in his free time. He is fed up with separatists in some parts of his clay, mostly in the north-east. Indiaball has a love, hate relationship with his adoptive father UKball.
Most of the time, he is happy that he is able into space with his own rockets. He has one of the fastest-growing major economies in the world. He is best at cricket, hockey, and tech support. He is also best in football, though most don't know that because he can't into FIFA. He got qualified into the 1950 FIFA World Cup but had to withdraw soon. Some people believe it happened because nobody allowed him to play barefoot or due to some shitty controversies revolving around his team. Though he is still practicing for football and is hopeful.
States and Territories
Indiaball has 29 states, 6 union territories, and the national capital territory.
These are the 28 states:
- Andhra Pradesh
- Arunachal Pradesh (claimed by Chinaball)
- Himachal Pradesh
- Madhya Pradesh
- Tamil Nadu
- Uttar Pradesh
- West Bengal
There are 8 union territories and the national capital territory Delhiball.
- Andaman and Nicobar Islands
- Dadra and Nagar Haveli and Daman and Diu
- Ladakhball (official on October the 31st, 2019).
- Jammu and Kashmir (official on October 31st, 2019).
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- "Namaste" (नमस्ते) - it is a greeting that comes from Sanskrit and means “bowing to you” or “I bow to you”.
- "Jai Hind!" (जय हिंद!) - a salutation that means "Long live India" or "Victory to India."
- "autotuned but overused screaming voice" - Every Indian Women Sing
- "T-Series rulezz, while PewDiePie droolzz!" - Indian YouTubers
- "Hello this is Stewart from tech support" - An Indian Scammer
- "Time to conquer all of India... Most of India." (पूरे भारत पर राज करना है... शायद ज़्यादातर) - Chandragupta Maurya
- "Bas!" (बस!) - Stop! in Hindi.
- "And we've got spices!" (எங்களுக்கு மசாலா உள்ளது!) - Tamil Kings trading with Arabian ni**as after kicking Chandragupta Maurya out of Tamilikam
Friends with most countryballs, but the more important ones are:
- Afghanistanball -
My HitmanOld friend who got raped by USAball. I gib lots of aid, dams, helicopters and train his soldiers so that he can stab paki if neededas a sign of goodwill. A dam is named after our friendship. Colonized.ALSO STOP FORCING HINDUS TO PUT BADGES SAYING THAT THEY ARE HINDU, ARE YOU A NAZI?
- Armeniaball - Hates Pakistan for not recognizing him. Anyone who hates Pakistan is my friend.
- Brazilball - He one of my trade partners is a fellow member of BRICSbrick. TELL YOUR FATHER THAT GOA IS MINE!
- Bhutanball - Happy monk brother. Doesn't give a fuck about the world. But that commie China wants his clay! Don't mess with the Thunder Dragon Nation! Will gib him missiles. Not to mention, my army protects him.
- Canadaball - Very important ally to rival China. Although he was culturally appropriating. I can forgive him as I like tobearhug Trudeau as Modi. We are fine now and we have covid to deal with
- Franceball - She is my best European friend and Airplane dealer. Thanks for supporting my nuclear tests.
- Germanyball - My BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche, and most importantly Volkswagen supplier. Thanks for everything. But I will remember how you dehumanized the Swastika in your past.
- Greeceball - Historical and very distant friend. Alexander the Great can into conquerings my clay (well, more like the northern part). I also gibed him elephants during the Mauryan times and we like to learn together. Both of us are of very ancient.
- Chileball - We both hate PewDiePie
- Indonesiaball - We are an old friend since ancient times. He has been mentioned as 'Yawádweep in the Rāmayan. In the 1950s, He gibs me tones of rice when I suffered great starving. Then I gib him tones of clothes and support at any political problem. We are also founding members of the non-aligned movement.
- Iranball - Good friend who shares a good relationship with Modi. 71% of Iranians viewed India's influence positively, with 21% viewing it negatively, the most favorable rating of India for any country in the world Also, due to Iran being on good terms with both India and Pakistan, Iran has offered to serve as a mediator between the two. So thanks for calming both our relations down.
- Iraqball - Good friend. I like some of his food he likes mine.
- Israelcube - Gibs weapon technology. We will remove evil kebab together in Pakistan. Many Jewish-Indiaballs are Israeli citizens. His citizens favor my country. But don't interrupt Palestine.
- Japanball - He is my best friend in Eastern Asia and he also hates Communist Madarchod. We can both into Curry and Security pact, and I really like his anime and technology. One day he will help us get into Bullet Trains. DEFEND ANIME!!!
- Philippinesball - I remember my representative in 1994, she won when they hosted Miss Universe back in 1994. Modi met Duterte. She hates Pakistanball.
- Hong Kongball - You must be one of Papa's sons! I'm your big brother. He hates the PRC so I support your protests. He likes Pewdiepie but I don't care, hope you can into succeed and democracy!!! हाँग काँग को आज़ाद करो!!!
- Taiwanball - A patriotic, smart, unique, liberal, nationalist and Austronesian friend who helps me to fight against his evil clone. We can into best friends because we hate THIS IDIOT! Thank you for letting me celebrate your national day in 2020. You are the best China I've ever met. You are better than my brother, not gonna lie. I might start to help you annex the Chinese mainland if you need to.
- Russiaball - Gibs tons of weapons. Fellow BRICS member. Can into removing kebab. Will help your economy and buy more weapons. DEFEND VODKA! BUT STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH CHINA!!!
Tuva belongs to Taiwan.
- South Koreaball - My LG and Samsung seller. She is also the best Korea. We both hate Italyball so we're fine.
- Miamiball - Indian people lives here an because he has a flag similar(STEALER BUT IT WORKS). I CAN DOMINATE WITH SPORTS MUAHAHAHAHHA. I CAN RULE IN BASKETBALL!
- Sovietball - Come back plox. Best friend (though he was a bit violent)
- UAEball - I make half of his population.
- Kuwaitball - Some of my people move to his clay for his money.
PuppetQatarball - Whenever he's in danger I of protectings him. But pls stop abusing my workers
- USAball - Though we have been trading partners, he's now trying to drag me into his trade war with the Chinko and Iran. And I also don't like your CAATSA act.
I w ill take away all your American jobs and colonize you!But relations are still very good, I guess. He helped me win independence so he's good. So out of all of my friends besides Russia, I think I like him the best.ALSO, DEFEND TRUMP!!!! Sometimes I wonder if he and his neighbours are basically the North American/Western version of us. I'm secretly obsessed with his children
- Nigeriaball -
We are both tech support scammers. We will scam the world one day SHHHH don't tell anyone of our future plans hehehehehe!!We are of very good friends and trading partners. He and his neighbors are the African versions of us as well. We both are very rich! I have gold and he have oil.
- Mauritiusball - Hindu brother, the most prosperous state in Africa, also the largest FDI. Most people are of Indian origin.
- Egyptball - Non Aligned friend.
- Yugoslaviaball - Also non-aligned friend. Come back please
- Serbiaball - Kebab removing friend. Is my best friend and son of Yugoslavia!!!! Also I don’t recognize the fake state of Kosovo!!!!!!!
- Ghanaball - Another non-alligned movement founder.
- Ethiopiaball- We both have common enemies- Frikin pirate and a terrorist Kebab. I love Injeria and WOT and you seem to have a nice culture. One of the best African countries I have seen so far.
(Seems to be a secret Asian).
उलझे हुए (Complicated)
- Bangladeshball - My other kebab brother. Helped him get independence, but now we have a love-hate relationship after I tried to invade him. Also, stop sending your refugees! GET OFF THE FENCE
- Myanmarball - Stop sending yuor stupid Rohingya into my clay! Damn! Now I know how euroguys feel.
- Uzbekistanball - .
- NepalRawr -
My hat/petHindu like I am. But he can be savage at times. He's cool unless you piss him off, which is when he takes out that khurki and cuts you open. He also greatly hates me for imposing blockade and interfering in its politics. He also has a disputed territory (Kalapani territory) with me. Oh wait he's getting pulled away by someone damn. My 29th state!
- Palestineball - This one is like a Levant version of Kashmir. A bloody kebab, he is. Still, I provide him aid for humanitarian reasons.
- Sentineleseball - When you think North Korea is crazy... I'll just leave your people on your tiny island.
- Swedenball - I do like Sweden for its cultures like Volvo and IKEA. But the most thing I hate about Sweden is PewDiePie. Pewds thinks he is #1, BUT T SERIES IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE. Frankly, PewDiePie is offering to help our country's Child Laborers, we thank you so much! But we still believe that T-Series will still win against you! Wait... YOU SURRENDERED TO T-SERIES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT BITCH! Also, you're gay (
I am as well) and gays have no place in my community. ALSO U NO LIEK  Donald Trump!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HOW DARE YUO!!!!!!!!At least we have some common enemies.
- Sri Lankaball:
My 30st state!Stop getting so cozy with Chinko! Or suffer a military coup.Also, stop killing my fishermen. My petHe has a lot of Hindus in his clay just forget about the Tamil Eelamball, okay...
- UKball - Tyrannical adoptive father. How dare you kill my people!? Never forget Jalliawala Bagh! Gib Koh-i-noor back! I will also never forget the sugar farm slavery. And everyone thought that you brought hell to west Africa, we dealt with that pain too!!! But I've moved on since yuo support me for permanent UNSC seat. He has lots of Indiaballs in his clay. Yuo made Pakistan born tho..
- Turkeyball - We both are interested in working on space technology together, but yuo of supporting filthy pig worshipper in the Kashmirball dispute! IS MY CLAY YUO UNDERSTAND
- Argentinaball - we are friends in football, and i also support you on the Malvinas dispute...... BUT NO MORE EATING COWS!!!!! COWS ARE SACRED!!!!!!! Also, I am bigger than you!
- Coronavirus - REMOVE WUHAN! NOW I HAVE GOT 6 MILLION CASES THANKS TO THAT CHINESE DUMBASS!!!!!!
- Pakistanball - WORST ENERMY!!!!! A SELF-RIGHTEOUS TERRORIST KEBAB KAFFIR WITH NUKES. HE THINKS THAT HE CAN REMOVE ME. WELL, WE MIGHT HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF NUKES, BUT MY NUKES MORE BETTER. GO DIE YOU FILTHY URDU PIG WORSHIPPER SCUM OF THE EARTH WHY DO YUO OF EXISTINGS LIFE WOULD BE BETTER. SIR CREEK AND KASHMIR ARE BOTH MY CLAY, YOU SHOULD GO DIE IN HELL ALONG WITH YOUR OTHER ISLAMIC FRIENDS REMOVE KEBAB AND ALSO YOUR BORN FROM INCEST. GIB INDUS
otherwise my name won't make senseमुझे लगता है कि तुम एक पागल हो, और तुम खुद भी यह बात जानते हो! I AM 100% SURE THAT YOU ARE SECRETLY CHINABALL"S BIOLOGICAL TWIN BROTHER. 'I HATE YOU FOREVER. HINDU IS SUPERIOR!!!!!!!!!!! @#$@#$@#$#@#$@#$@#$@#$@@#$@#$@#$#@$@#$@#*&*&#@$&@#*&@#EVIL!!!!!
- Chinaball -
FAKE CHINA!!!' 'ANOTHER WORST ENEMY!!! HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT PAKISTAN??!!!! 1962 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! 1974 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! YOU THINK YOU WILL BEAT ME BUT MY POPULATION WILL DO! ALSO, STOP INFECTING ME WITH YOUR STUPID VIRUS! I WILL LEAVE SCO AND BRICS SOON! IM TIRED OF YOUR SHITTY ALLIANCE!! WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME!!!! FREE MY PROUDEST BROTHER HONG KONG FROM THIS INSTANT!!!! HOW DARE YOU STOLE HIM???!!!!!!! YOU REALIZE THAT KIDNAPPING HONG KONG DESTROYED MY FATHER'S EMPIRE, YOU HEAR ME??? PAPA WAS WORKING SO HARD ON THE EMPIRE UNTIL YOU CAME IN AND TORN IT APART ON 1ST JULY, 1997!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT HE WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU SOON, SPLITTING YOU INTO TWO CLAYS!!!! STAY AWAY FOR UR VIRUS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
- Gypsyball - Most Balkan countryballs hate me because of yuo, even though it is not of my fault. Yuo are a shame to everyone back home. Who cares... yuo of poor... I of rich and relevant, I of emerging power.
- Black Lives Matter protests - NO!!! THIS IS CAUSING VIOLENCE IN MURICA!!! I SUPPORT TRUMP AGAINST YOU!!!
Oh wait...I think I supported white supremacists...crap
- Nigerball - STOP STEALING MUH FLAG YOU KAFFIR. FLAG STEALER!! ALSO STOP STEALING NIGERIA NAME!! U OF FAKE NIGERIA!! REMOVE YUO
- Somaliaball - Bloody Pirate! He is an Islamic Terrorist K*ffir. But you like camels. He is besties with That terrorist kaffir since they love to make a wrench to the rest of the world. Wanna tell you a secret? He kills Camels you know?
- Talibanball - LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!!.
- Orange Teoorist - I support The natives against you because I know how your stupid shit feels like! Keep Ghandi and Nelson Mandela
- North Koreaball - YOU ARE OF FAKE KOREA! SOUTH KOREA IS TRUE KOREA! I HOPE SOUTH KOREA DESTROYS YOU SOON! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT NUKING ME YOU COMMUNIST PIG! REMOVE KIM FAMILY AND JUCHE! AND STOP SUPPORTING THAT PUNK! But we're also trade partners, so I don't hate you that much.
- Indianaball - NAME STEALER!!! HE STOLE NAME!!!
FUCK YUO INDIANA!!!'' BUT PLZ TEACH ME HOW TO RACE!
- Italyball - YOUR FAVOURITE SON PAPPU WON'T BECOME THE PM IN 2019!!! I SWEAR!! I WILL NOT LET HIM INFECT MY CLAY WITH MAFIA DISEASE! MODI STRONK!!!
YOU HAVE LOTS OF COVID-19, TOO!!!!!
- Swedenball - YUOR PEWDIEPIE DISGRACED T-SERIES AND WHOLE COUNTRY!!! (Only in memes)
- Ukraineball - Crimea belongs to Russia.
- Bahrainball - YOU KNOCKED ME OUT OF THE ASIAN CUP! 14 JANUARY 2019 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I HATE RASHID!
I got you colonized
- Malaysiaball - Ahahaha you call me a pig? YOUR prime minister is interfering with OUR internal affair! Also, you let the filthy disgust Zakir Naik roam free!! Well fuck yuo I'll destroy your economy by boycotting your palm oil!!! Awwwww....what's wong lil malayshit? yuo gotta lil....hurt? awww poor yuo... 😂. Also, you are the most racist pig I have ever met!
- Read the news! We got a new prime minister now. Also thanks dor buying back my palm oil. Now I am hoping to find that Zakar Naik now. But I still hate your tech scammers. Arrest them plox. I liked your curry.
- Kosovoball - YOU BELONG TO SERBIA!!!!!! REMOVE KEBAB!!! KOSOVO JE SRCE SRBIJE!!!
- Portugalball - GOA IS INDIA.
He's MY money making machine NOT YUORS!
- Aladdin - WHY YUO OF COMPARE ME TO FILTHY PIG WORSHIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS JASMINE WEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THEY STEAL MY ENDANGERED TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD JASMINE AGREE TO MARRY DISGUSTING MUSLIM PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- TikTok - I DROP YOUR RATINGS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE WORSE AND THAT YOUR A CHINESE PUPPET AND I FUCKING BAN YOU AND YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN PAKISTAN, CHINA, AND CORONAVIRUS COMBINED 
- Google - WHY DID YOU REMOVE MY LOW RATING REVIEWS FOR TIKTOK YOU KNOW THAT APP IS AN ABOMINATION AND IT A DISGRACE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOU SUCK FOR REMOVING MY LOW RATING REVIEWS FOR TIKTOK 
- Google: DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO ME AND SHUT UP!!!!
- Tech support scammers- THOSE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT RUINED MY REPUTATION, REMOVE!
- im_sandra - HOW DARE YOU BE RACIST TOWARDS MY PEOPLE, YOU FUCKING BITCH?! I'M SO GLAD YOU GOT BANNED ON ROBLOX!!!!! YOUR BAN IS JUSTIFIED!!