سر زد از افق مهر خاوران
Iranball beginning to sing his National Anthem
Midunesti nane, nane nane, sarebazi bade, bade bade, morakhazish kame, kame kame, nanekëo mano zayidi, to ke dahane mano gayidi
,midunesti nane, bozorg misham, sarebazi miram, chera dadi to shiram,nazashti man bemiram Sarbazamo, sarebazi baram ye moshdekhake, hamin daru nadaram, faghad yikdune pake, sarbaz doäm gelime pare, shabra sar miyare
Kalogh par, pa morghe, basash farghinadare!Persian Turtle
Iranball, officially the Islamic Republic of Uraniumball Iraqball Iranball, formerly known as Persiaball (In the Western World) is the true leader of Islam a countryball who loves to run as fast as he can in first-person in the Middle East. He is bordered by
Armeniaball,
Azerbaijanball, and
Turkmenistanball to the North along with the Caspian Sea, the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman to the South,
Iraqball and
Turkeyball to the West, and
Afghanistanball and
Pakistanball to the East. The country is divided into 31 provinces, including his capital
Tehranball located in the North Central region, giving him a total area of 1.648 million square kilometers, making him the 17th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he has a population of about 82.12 million.
Being a high-oil producing Muslim-majority country already gives Iran the ability to join
ECOball,
OICball, and
OPECball, as well as the
UNball although he is considering leaving.
Iranball is a very religious country. Many countryballs feel uneasy because of his nuclear program. Though considered oppressive by opponents, Iranball is an extremely organized country. While he does act aggressive, it is mainly due to the fact that many countries used to mess with his land, economy, and government and still do (Talking to you
USAball).
His birthday (National Day) is on April 1. Other celebrations he likes is Nowruz (March 21st) and oil Nationalization Day (March 20th).
Iran is not semitic, even if he has Arab-like letters.
Contents
Relationships
دوستان/Friends
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Algeriaball - You are after Iraq and Syria the 3rd true Arab Friend (and maybe 5th influential ally!). We both hate
Moroccoball -
Armeniaball - Many Armenians living in my clay, we love each other, because we hate
Azerbaijanball and love
Russiaball. We also share a similar culture and long history. -
Afghanistanball (Mostly) - We are Iranian brothers but get off the fence and please respect the agreements and share the river!! -
Azerbaijanball (Sometimes)- When some people decide to be nice and seek partnership with me and have people move to my clay for traveling. And also when he and Armenia can into peace. Very cultural and historical to my land during ancient times. He was once mine... as we share similar Genetics -
Bangladeshball - Good friend and trade Partner. Both we like
Indiaball. -
Burundiball - New Anti-Imperialist Friend. -
Bruneiball - Another Sunni Brother who is really friendly with me. -
Belarusball - like Russia, only smaller. -
Boliviaball - The anti-imperialists are making a comeback again.ime. We are trade partners and helping me with sanctions, buying major oil. I trade him a lot of my Oil in exchange for prosperity. We both have a secret relationship. Iran can into SCO. Of course, I support you on the Huawei crisis! . Go ahead and do anything to piss America off. I can't wait! But maybe slow down when Biden takes Presidency so we can normalize relations with the world -
Cubaball - He is friend of Russia, and he is also a good friend with me. -
Eritreaball - we get along and his president has visited plenty of times. We have on
Common Enemy But I have a question....why are you friends with
Little Satan -
Eurasian Unionball and
CSTOball - Might join yuo guys. -
Georgiaball (state) - Best Murican state ever! He likes kebab, and we traded ecucation from city to city! Also, thank yuo for comforting me after the assassination of one of my generals, I really needed some comfort! -
Icelandball - Best western country ever! I love LazyTown! -
Indiaball - Historical neighbor. I rented elephants at any medieval war from him. Buys a lot of oil and made me rich and is also very supportive. But why yuo of vote against my nuclear program? But also a friend of damn
PIG! and
LITTLE SATAN!. -
Indonesiaball - Best Sunni Brother. He use to support me when I'm in troubles, and he also (sorta) hates
Saudi Arabiaball because he's lying about that 300 Trillion Rupiah... -
Iraqball - name stealerWe used to be enemies and there was the dispute over Shatt al-Arab waterways but after Saddam was overthrown, we became good friends. One of your generals got assasinated too? Don't worry,we will end that
capitalist pig! -
Kazakhbrick,
Uzbekistanball, and
Kyrgyzstanball - Turkic Friends and Trading Partners! Long live Central Asian buddies -
Lebanonball - Anti-Israel ally. I also love Beirut foods like Falafel. (Papa keanu) -
Nicaraguaball - Central American Friend. -
North Koreaball - My Anti-burger friend. He also not want into Rotshchild banks. I hope you are not trying to destroy the world. I consider you real korea. North Korea Best Korea!! -
Omanball - I like him, even though he is a monarchy he is one of the only Gulf States to get along with me. -
Pakistanball - We both support
Palestineball independence from
Israelcube. I am also the first country to recognise him as a sovereign nation. He's the first to be called 'Islamic Republic', but I respect him. but why do you hate my friend Indiaball? -
Palestineball - Poor countryball. Don't worry, you will be free soon and we will destroy
Israelcube together. -
Philippinesball - You are friends of that burger. I once hated you, but I appreciate the fact that you know better not to be in ties with him. We will get along fine, but you have to destroy ISIS filth in your country and I might give info. Thanks for supporting my Nuclear Program back in 2008.. -
Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball- He was my first freind I made after the 1979 revolution, and he helped me during the Iran-Iraq war. Also he hates
Corrupt Imperialist Warlord too! Shame they killed him. Miss you Gaddafi. -
Polandball - I feel so bad for you, cause you were always invaded from other countries. You are not the only one, that was invaded so much. I was also invaded from other countries for example from Soviet Union and the UK. I also saved her people during WW2 and I did open a Polish school for Polish children. Have a very good 100th birthday my Slavic friend. BUT QUIT ANGERING CHINA PLEASE! RELEASE THAT CHINESE HUAWEI EXECUTIVE OR I WILL SIDE WITH RUSSIA! WHY? WHY? WHY are you siding with the Canadians on Huawei? -
Russiaball - We both are enemies of
CAPITALIST PIG. We do protect
Armenia from
Evil Kebabs. We two hate
NATO. Russia, I really enjoyed the World Cup you held. I mean, I'm going to train a lot for the next games here in the Middle East (Qatar 2022), I hope to meet you again 4 years from now. Although it is a pity that I got eliminated in the group stage of the 2018 tournament. I will side with you to have you attack Poland if he is being a dick to comrade China. -
Serbiaball - Even though he removes kebab, but his origins of Serbs living in his clay coming from my clay! He also dislikes Turkey and America too, so I like him. -
Sudanball - Thanks for becoming friends again bro. He also supports my buddy Russia. -
Syriaball - Is of good anti imperialist friend, we both hate
Great satan,
Little satan and
Their puppet. I help him against
parasite. You are a part of my influential empire too! -
Tajikistanball - He is of Iranian just like me despite not bordering me and using different writing system. We are brothers! I call him "Barodaram" which means in Tajik "My brother". -
Turkmenistanball - My brother! When he is nice to me :D -
Venezuelaball - We two are of biggest exporters of Oil. We both hate this
capitalist PIG. Also Best South American Friend. But I'm not of socialist like him. -
Vietnamball - Good Trading partner and Friend. BUT STOP ASSOCIATING WITH
PIGDOG! -
Vladimir Putin - Best president!!! I like him cause he hates USA and a good friend of us. -
Western Saharaball - I recognize you and support you and
Algeriaball against
Moroccoball.! -
Joe Biden - The new president in the US! I hope he can have normal relationships with me and we can improve.
خنثی/Neutral
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UAEball - Relations between the neighboring countries of UAE and I are deeply historic, dating back centuries prior to the establishment of the modern-day United Arab Emirates. Both the countries maintain diplomatic relations with each other, having embassies in each other's capitals, and have close economic ties. But we have our disagreements. You have beautiful places, but would be a shame if it were Saudi owned, Also Stay Away from My Islands ! -
Brazilball - Trade partner, I buy a lot of meat from him, but he don´t like
Venezuelaball. But remove Bolsonaro, he is a zionist flame patriot who wants to cut ties with me. -
Canadaball - We now have normal relations. One day... We will be friends.. Im sorry for everything. I will remove you from enemies. Yuo also have EletroBOOM living in yuor clay. -
Californiaball - He is a state of the
Great Satanic Pigdog. But, he isn’t too bad! We both like
Georgiaball (state) and hate
Azerbaijanball. He is home to Tehrangeles, where a lot of Iranians went to
Los Angelesball to flee during my Iranian Revolution. -
Turkeyball - He is okay, cause we both hate Saudi Arabia and Kurdistan, but stop bullying Armenia. But, im still watching you! Thank you for Turkish Youtuber Emre Durmuş, he did a video about me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANcLrLHHg3Y&vl=tr -
Cambodiaball - We actually get along together but I defeated you 14-0 HAHAHA!!!! -
Egyptball - We are Neutral on each other, we both have a rich history but he is not the biggest fan of me but he support me at the UN and is thinking about rebuilding ties with me -
Greeceball - NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU BARBARIANS DID TO MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE!!! However in modern times you are considered an ok friend. -
Myanmarball I used to like you because we are both anti burger and we are allies of
Russiaball and
Chinaball. But you are Persecuting the Rohingya, you dangerous b***h, so watch it! -
Qatarball - NO!!!, YOU END MY RELATIONS!, NOW YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SAUDI ARABIA! -
South Koreaball - Thanks to make
Teheran road in
Seoul. BUT I STILL support and love North Korea. AND WHY DO YOU BAN ME USING MOBILE PHONES IN THE OLYMPICS? You are fake Korea cause you are puppet of the USA. You can't even defend yourself from North Korea. But you are not too bad. But, GET AWAY FROM YOUR STUPID KPOP MUSIC FROM ME!! Actually yuor not that bad -
Franceball- I'm happy to send good Oil to you and I to take Car Brands Peugeot, Citroën and Renault from you, thanks for keeping the Ayataollah Khomeini when the
western puppet shah exiled him but you are too friendly with
Great Satan. Plus you supported
Saddam Hussein in the 1980-88 war! So be careful! You're also a hypocrite you traitor. You support this terrorist Mujahedin who is against me. STOP SUPPORT THEM!! OR I WILL DESTROY YOUR CAR BRANDS' FACTORY THAT ARE IN MY COUNTRY. ACTUALLY YOUR CAR BRAND IS THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE WORLD EVEN USA HATES YOUR CAR BRANDS. AND GERMANY IS MAKING BETTER CAR THAN YOURS. -
UNball - Please tell DONALD TRUMP TO NOT TERRORIZE ME PLEASE! HE WANTS TO HURT ME! PLEASE SAVE ME! OR ELSE I'LL LEAVE YOU!!! -
Japanball - I actually like you because i enjoyed watching your anime! Please gib more ANIMES plox. But, you're just friend with Great Satan I don't mind anyways. We both have ancient monarchies before republic and history. -
Kosovoball - I don't know you, but you are kebab so I should recognize you.
دشمنان/Enemies
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Pahlavi Iranball - YOU OF THE WORST!!!! YOU SIDED WITH THE GREAT SATAN
AMERICA! I’m glad that I finally killed you for good in 1979 fucking traitor!!!!!! Burn in hell!!!!!! -
EUball - ONE OF THE WORST ENEMIES!! -
The Great Satan 2.0Soviet Unionball - YUO SUCK! GIB
Azerbaijani SSRball RIGHT NOW! I WILL COLLAB WITH
GREAT SATAN AGAINST YUO IN YUOR WAR! - Alex Kiszl - Why do you Hate Me so Much?
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Arab Leagueball - You are of disgrace!! This group is completly useless. Even my brother
Turkeyball agrees with me! ☫☫☫ I am proud to be Iranian and not be like yuor countries ☫☫☫. The only thing that this useless organization does is gib
THE DISGRACE OF ALL MUSLIM COUNTRIES oil and money plox as well as the gulf countries (except
Arabian with african decent ) and leave all the
These poor Poverty striken africans do die with hunger! What is wrong with you?? Also you swear to destroy
THE SATANIC CUBE but you did nothing?? All you actually do is just watch the drama between
This berber and
Poor unpopulated independent place get mad and kill each other just for you to laugh at!!! Its not funny!!! Its rather disgusting of how you potray Africans and refuse to gib them any aid whatsoever. #Blacklivesmatter. I am stronger enough to beat yuo. This is the thing yuo deserve after yuo did these and also this country is just Saudi's puppetiers so that explans of how nothing goes on in this useless group. Al-Ahwaz, Abu Musa and the Greater and Lesser Tunbs are all mine too!! -
Bahrainball - You are belong to me yuo independent loser, your corrupt monarchy will fall, islamic revolution coming soon. -
Ba'athist Iraqball - This menace anschluss me in 1980, and
Great Satan helped him by giving him weapons. Burn in hell Saddam Hussein, evil pig and shia killer, But well, he realized that
Saudi Arabiaball lately was using him. Our relationships started to get better later and I also opposed the 2003 invasion of Iraq. -
Azerbaijanball - When some idiots decide to be a jerk and bully
Armenia. AND NO I HISTORICALLY CONTROLLED HIS LAND NOT OTTOMANS -
Turkmenistanball - My brother! SOMETIMES When he is NOT NICE TO me... >:( -
Djiboutiball - You are not real. In fact, I am the only country who does not recognize you. -
Gays - OH NO, OH NO, OH NOOO. YOU ARE WORST. FUCK OFF FROM MY CLAY, AND NEVER COME IN MY CLAY. I HATE YOU LIKE THE PLAGUE. YOU WILL BE HANGED IF YOU COME!!!! Look at Taiwan. -
Hungaryball - Take some Refugees you dumb racist, meanwhile I have over 4 Million Refugees who needs a safe place, also, FLAG STEALER!!! -
ISISball - جهادگرای شیطان !!! من از پس تو برمی آیم! از آنجایی که اینقدر آدم و ژورنالیست درست کردید !!! منظور من ... حتی ایالات متحده و اتحادیه جماهیر بهتر از شماست !!! CMON, TRY ATTACKING ME YUO MONGREL,I wonder if I hate yuo more than I hate Israel wait you are the same thing. I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU SCUM DID IN IMAM KHOMEINI'S TOMB!! DIE IN HELL!. -
Satan Jr.Israelcube - بدترین دشمن من! شما حتی یک یهودی هم نیستید ، به یهودیت اهمیتی نمی دهید ، فقط یک اراذل و اوباش حریص هستید !! من هرگز با تقلب غیرقانونی دوست شما نخواهم شد ، شما شایسته رحمت نیستید ... Don't forget that our Shah Cyrus the Great helped you Jews out of captivity in Babylon. You heard right, we always treated you guys right, BUT CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING A DAMN SCUM???? I will never talk to you, justice must be done.(ironically i had a Hebrew Queen on Old Persian Days) YOU KILLED MY NUCLEAR SCIENTIST!!!I could make an entire essay about why yuo suck -
Kurdistanball - You may be Iranic just like me but STOP TRYING TO CAUSE ALL THESE SEPARATIST MOVEMENTS !!!! WE MUST UNITE UNDER THE BANNR OF ISLAM!! And stop working for
Little Satan. -
- WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SAME FLAG AS THE GREAT SATAN?! -
Cameroonball - Dumb Palestine Bullier! -
Moroccoball - Free Western Sahara! -
NATOball - Stop threating me and Russia you stupid terrorist Organization, who don't know what peace is! They never follow that stupid treaty, anyway! Also stop bombing Syrian civilians and Hospitals dumbass. And why don't you fight against ISIS?? Are you scared or what?? -
Saudi Arabiaball - Oh boy, you are so historical in making our relations bitter. You are actually so racist, discriminatory and have no freedom of religion at all. Unlike you, I have freedom of religion and grant
Armenian Christianity,
Judaism,
Christianity,
Roman Catholic and even
Jewish rights to my people. You are so censorious that even I am disgusted by you. You are a Satan country, and Great Satan I am not, I am a free country! And you only hate me for being a SHIA? WHAT THE HECK MAN? HAH You deserved to get droned strike by me and the Houthis for being so rude and why are you part of the Kebab Protecting Agency. You deserved it and I'm sorry if I angered
USA! Well we offered to stop hating each other, so we started to build relations :) -
Somaliaball - This guy thinks he can fuck me, but he can forget it. Their country is almost totally destroyed and I've heard they are the poorest country. STOP DESTROYING MY SHIPS YOU PIRATE LOVERS OR I WILL ATTACK you. Though he hates the
great shatan he is also the puppet of the
THE OIL DRINKER and he is basically a terrirosit so...I hate you. -
Somalilandball - WESTERN FLAG STEALER! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN
YOUR TERRORIST FATHER WHO'S RAIDING AND DESTROYING MY SHIPS!!! AND ALSO WHY DO YOU HATE MY FRIENDS
QATAR AND
REAL CHINA FOR DENYING YOUR GENOCIDE THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!! -
UKball - Stupid imperialist, will you ever stop being a little sh*t. -
Ukraineball - You hate me BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA? AND YOU THINK A TEAM WITH TRUDEAU AND POLAND WILL STOP ME FROM SIDING WITH RUSSIA AND CHINA! OH BOY YOU ARE SO UNEDUCATED! I WILL CRUSH YOUR EUROMAIDAN PRIDE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH! SERIOUSLY SURRENDER! But I'm sorry for shooting down your plane (Cries) -
Estoniaball - Yuo also hate me because I'm friends with
Russiaball? Also, I know yuo are
racist's sister ,so that gave me a reason to hate yuo, but yuo hated
Lesser Satan but NO MATTER! ALSO, I'M SORRY I SHOT DOWN
yuor friends airplane okay?! -
- You're all puppet of the USA, so I hate you all. -
Germanyball - ARE YUO STILL A NAZI????!!!! STOP CALLING ME A TERROIST! I AM NOTHING LIKE THOSE JIHAD FREAKS!!! Don't try to improve relationships with me you US-puppet and supporter of Israel. REMOVE AUDI, MERCEDES AND BMW!! -
Austriaball - Oh look a puppet of the USA wants to improve relations with me... Who the f*** do you think you are that wants to improve relationships with me you hypocrite? When you were a part of Nazi-Germany you helped to gas Jews and apologized Israel years later! But In the 80s you supported Saddam Hussein with chemical weapons to gas me but you didn't apologized me? Whats wrong with you? Stay away from me you damn hypocite and go improve your relationship with Israel and Iraq. Even Turkey hates you! -
USAball - We both hate radical jihadist scum and your people are fine, but your government is not! You always call me a terrorist and say I have nuclear bombs, you haven't any proof!!! Thus you have more than 1,000 nuclear weapons! You fight in Iraq, Pakistan, Syria and lol you always finish our work when we are victory in battle like Iraq and ISIS! And don't you think I forget the time that You intentionally shot down my Airbus A300!!! Then we are the terrorist!!?? -
Mongol Empireball - INVADED ME FROM
KHWARAZMIAN TIMES!!!!!!!!
Flag Colors
The Flag of Iran is a horizontal tricolor with the colors green, white, and red
Main Colors
The green stands for culture growth, happiness, unity, nature, and the Persian language. White stands for freedom, and the red stands for the blood of those who fought for their country. The pattern on both the green and red strips, are actually the worlds 'allahu akbar' (God is the greatest, but not in a jihadist way), written 11 times on each side, making it 22 times repeated to represent the 22nd of the month of Bahman in the Iranian calendar, which landed on the 11th of February 1979 (Iranian revolution).
Emblem Colors
The emblem may look like a sword with a bunch of crescents around it, but in reality, they are really letters forming an overlapping monogram of the Shahada, the declaration of Islam stating there is no god except allah.
Provinces
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Tehranball - My spectacular capital city and biggest City of Iran and the world. This is what a real City should look like.
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Gilanball - Was part of
Soviet Unionball and now he is my Part. You have btw cool beaches.
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South Azerbaijanball - A lot of Azerbaijanis and Turks live here. From this place here are come the best carpets.
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Sistan and Baluchestanball - Dangerous place, because there are some Terrorists who want independence.
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Khuzestanball - I think you are the hottest place in world, right?
- Iraqball Kurdestanball - It has some rebel cancer known as PJAK that are trying to get independence from me because of this traitor here
Iraqi Kurdistanball.
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Qomball - Our holy place of Mosques and
Russiaball did buy his Airport for 2.8 Mio Euro, that's nice because you've earned some Money.
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Ardabilball - I call him Iranian Siberia, because he is one of the coldest place in Iran.
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Alborzball - I like your Mountains.
- Iraqball Chahar Mahaal and Bakhtiariball - Why are you so quiet? show yourself a bit, or let yourself be mindful.
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Razavi Khorasanball - Why don't you call yourself Middle Khorasan or something?? Because I get a lot of confused, but I make plans to Unite with North Khorasanball and South Khorasanball.
- Iraqball South Khorasanball - Has a lot of problem with the Taliban at the Afghanistanball Border. But don't worry I do my best to protect him.
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Kermanball - A lot fruits come from here. Pls do more fruits and food for me.
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Kermanshahball - Our most important oil refinery is there. So pls be careful of that
ISISball Haram Terrorists that they not can stealing it.
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Hormozgānball - You are My second favourite Province (after Tehranball) because your beaches are beautyful and the Cities especially Bandar Abbas and Kish Island.
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Hamadanball - His Military Base is one of our Important Base, because me and
Russiaball fly from there to bomb those
ISISball pigs.
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Farsball - Another spectacular City of Iran after Isfahan, Mashhad and Teheran.
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Bushehrball - My Industrial and important Province for Trade. There is also Our Atomic factory that
Israelcube planned to attacked it, but never did it, because he have no balls to attacking it...
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Ilamball - Thank yuo for protecting my Border to Iraq and the Cities from those
ISISball Terrorist Pigs.
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Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmadball - I don't have so much contact with him. But btw why do you choose so a hard name??!! Kohgu-Kigugh-Kohguluieh... A dammit.
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Markaziball - Nothing special, but yes...
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Yazdball - How should I call you?! Dschast? Iast?
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Lorestanball - Don't let be provocate by
Kurdistanball right?
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Zanjanball - Nothing Special, but he produces a lot of Bread and Wheat, do more for me pls.
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Qazvinball - He builds the Railroads.
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Mazandaranball - You're Nature is beautiful, I like it.
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Golestanball - My Turkmenistan, You have also a beautyful Nature.
Gallery
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