Irelandball (Irish: Éire), unofficially the Republic of Irelandball, is a countryball that takes up most of the Isle of Ireland in western Europe. He is bordered by UKball with Northern Irelandball to the North and Northeast, the Celtic Sea to the South, the Atlantic to the West, and is located just off the coast of UKball to the East. The country is divided into 4 provinces, including his capital Dublinball located in the Leinsterball province, giving him a total area of 27,133 square miles, making him the 118th largest country in the world.
Ireland is the only Celtic country that is independent, whereas all the rest are anschlussed by Germanics. His relationship with UKball is tough for centuries. He is still mad at him for not helping him during his famine but very much relies on him with trade. The two are part of the British - Irish Council, showing that they still have some friends. When Northern Irelandball is not only saying "BOMB", "Norn Iron", and etc. They sometimes fight. Usually when "Norn Iron" is "retarded" he usually tries to steal him from UKball.
In 1603, England forced Irelandball to become a Protestant bastard (see above), and raped him in 1649. Then in 1688-1692, Englandball fought a war against Catholic Irelandball, resulting in Ireland becoming mostly Protestant, and laws that removed most of Catholic Ireland's rights, but over the years Irelandball regained its Catholic way and is now mostly Catholic.
In 1798, Irelandball rebelled against Britainball, resulting in his son, Ulsterball, being taken away by the new UKball in 1801. Then in 1845, Ireland lost his 🥔 potato. then again in 1847, and 1851. This led to thoughts of independence from UKball, but this was not shared by Ulsterball, who decided to remain as part of UKball in 1912.
In 1916, while UKball was busy fighting German Empireball, Ireland started fighting him for independence. Eventually, in 1921, Ireland can into independence, but part of Ulster stayed with UKball to become Northern Irelandball leaving 26 out of 32 parts of his island. This caused a brutal and bloody 40-year long war between the two nations, known as The Troubles (this war was not endorsed by either nation). Ireland remained neutral in WWII (known in Ireland as The Emergency) to prove its independence from UKball. In 1973, UKball joined EUball, and since Ireland had such strong trade agreements with UKball he joined also. When both UKball and Irelandball got tired of the 40-year-border crisis with Northern Irelandball, they signed the Good Friday agreement on 10 April 1998 to keep "happy" with UKball. The Good Friday Agreement included the removal of the border between both nations (This was thanks to EUball's new open border treaty), and [2 and Article 3] of the 'BUNREACHT NA hÉIREANN' or 'Constitution Of Ireland' to be changed, with an overwhelming 90% of the Irish population voting for the agreement.
In 2016 he became richer than UKball in GDP per capita. He still wants more 🥔 potatoes though.
He's also won Eurovision more than anyone else - a record seven times (though Swedenball is catching up to him)!
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- Latviaball - ME 🥔 POTATER SISTER!
- USAball - There are a lot of Irish immigrants in USAball. USAball sometimes claims to be part irish which annoys me. I don't really like him that much, but I mean I don't hate him. However, Irelandball dislikes American tourists. It's special.
- Australiaball - Son who lives in th' South
Pacific, About 1/3 of the Australian population is significant of Irish descent. He also enjoys the love of 🥔 potatoes but mostly makes hot chips with 'em.
- Argentinaball - Best friend. T'ey hates UKball (especially Englandball)... T'ey also has significant Irish heritage.
- Northern Irelandball - Me twin, we were once one but now dis tea is hoggin' ye.
GET. OFF. THE FENCE.AND STOP WITH NORN IRON FLEG! 26+6=1!!!!
- Polandball - Happy 100th birthday to you, my best Slavic friend! He also likes 🥔 potatoes and loves gettin' drunk. There are also many Poles in my clay.
- San Marinoball: Also has a crap neighbor: Italyball (Please don't kill me Italyball).
- Canadaball - A lot of Irish immigrants there and he gave us 🥔 potatoes.
- Lithuaniaball - Me alcoholic, 🥔 potato eating Catholic friend.
- Peruball - The mythical, glorious clay from which 🥔 potatoes originated. I don't have much of a relationship with Peruball, but love 'em for t'at.
- Indonesiaball - I call him me relative but he always says I'm not his relative.
- South Koreaball - Close friends bonded by religion and history. I sent many o' me Catholic priests in her clay; as well as George Lewis Shaw to help her inpedendence from Empire of Japanball.
- Basqueball - Me IRA supported 'im durin' 'is wee tantrum in the 1980s. Thinks he's an alien 'cause of 'is weird gab.
- Cataloniaball - Aye, he's just tried ta get 'is independence from 'is bitchy mother. 2017 NEVER FORGET!!! One a' these days, Catalonia, ya gonna get yer independence and I'm behind ya!
- Irish Republican Armyball - Aye, he's not much a bugger as he used t' be, but he's still active in me clay.
26+6=1!!! REMOVE TEA REMOVE FLEG!!! IRELAND STRONK!!! ERIN GO BRAGH!!!
- Franceball - We both hated the UK, but now we are both allied with him. GIB INDEPENDANCE TO BRITANNY,also,why did you gave your son my flag,IT CAN'T BE TWO IRELANDS!
- Japanball - I like his anime.
- Denmarkball - Never forget how ye beat me with 5-1 which cause me t' miss World Cup 2018. I'm happy Croatia beat ye Danskjävel. FUCK YE! ERIKSEN SHOULDN'T SHOW 'IS FACE IN DUBLIN AGAIN! YE LOSE IN WORLD CUP! Still kinda friends though...
- Idahoball - 🥔 Potato rival
- The PIGS - Shite nations I apparently once hung out with, whatever I'm feckin' rich now!! But if they leave t'e Euroempire!
(master)I'll be sure to mock 'em like UK! However I could be just like them..
- Belarusball - Potato sister of mine. He and I both can into potatoes 🥔!!!!!!
- Russiaball - Well i can't feckin' believe i won against you with 35-0 but i am kinda fine with you now tho, Also You are a good friend!!!!
- EUball - WHY DID YOU PASS THAT DIRECTIVE?! NOW MY INTERNET BASED ECONOMY IS DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU!
- UKball (Until 2020) - YOUR IGNORENCE CAUSED MANY OF MY PEOPLE TO DIE! NEXT TIME LISTEN WHEN A PART OF YOU IS STARVING!
- Ivory Coastball - A french copycat of me in Africa!