Ireland-icon Irelandball (Irish: Éire), unofficially the Republic of Irelandball, is a countryball that takes up most of the Isle of Ireland in western Europe. He is bordered by UK-icon UKball with Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball to the North and Northeast, the Celtic Sea to the South, the Atlantic to the West, and is located just off the coast of UKball to the East. The country is divided into 4 provinces, including his capital Dublin-icon Dublinball located in the Leinster-icon Leinsterball province, giving him a total area of 27,133 square miles, making him the 118th largest country in the world. 

He maintains membership in EU-icon EUball, as well as the UN-icon UNball like almost every other country in the world.


Ireland is the only Gaul-icon Celtic country that is independent, whereas all the rest are anschlussed by Germania-icon Germanics. His relationship with UK-icon UKball is tough for centuries. He is still mad at him for not helping him during his famine but very much relies on him with trade. The two are part of the British - Irish Council, showing that they still have some friendship. When Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball is not only saying "BOMB", "Norn Iron", and etc. They sometimes fight. Usually when "Norn Iron" is "retarded" he usually tries to steal him from UKball.


Irelandball was Gaul-icon Celtball's son, and while his brother Wales-icon Walesball was conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball, he remained independent.

Then after England-icon Englandball was invaded by Frankball's son, Normandy-icon Normandyball, Englandball invaded Ireland, and stayed there for 800 or more years

In 1603, England-icon England forced Irelandball to become a Protestant bastard (see above), and raped him in 1649. Then in 1688-1692, England-icon Englandball fought a war against Catholic Irelandball, resulting in Ireland becoming mostly Protestant, and laws that removed most of Catholic Ireland's rights, but over the years Irelandball regained it's Catholic-icon Catholic way, and is now mostlyCatholic-icon Catholic.

In 1798, Irelandball rebelled against UK-icon Britainball, resulting in his son, Ulster-icon Ulsterball, being taken away by the new UK-icon UKball in 1801. Then in 1845, Ireland lost his 🥔 potato. then again in 1847, and 1851. This led to thoughts of independence from UK-icon UKball, but this was not shared by Ulster-icon Ulsterball, who decided to remain as part of UK-icon UKball in 1912.

In 1916, while UKball was busy fighting German Empire-icon German Empireball, Ireland started fighting him for independence. Eventually, in 1921, Ireland can into independence, but part of Ulster stayed with UK-icon UKball to become Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball leaving 26 out of 32 parts of the his island. This caused a brutal and bloody 40 year long war between the two nations, known as The Troubles (this war was not endorsed by either nation). Ireland remained neutral in WWII (known in Ireland as The Emergency) to prove it's independence from  UK-icon UKball. In 1973, UK-icon UKball joined EUball, and since Ireland had such strong trade agreements with UKball he joined also. When both UK-icon UKball and Ireland-icon Irelandball got tired of the 40-year-border crisis with Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball, they signed the Good Friday agreement on 10 of April 1998 to keep "happy" with UK-icon UKball. The Good Friday Agreement included the removal of the boarder between both nations (This was thanks to EUball's new open border treaty), and [2 and Article 3] of the 'BUNREACHT NA hÉIREANN'  or 'Constitution Of Ireland'  to be changed, with an overwhelming 90% of the Irish population voting for the agreement.

In 2016 he became richer than UK-icon UKball in GDP per capita. He still wants more 🥔 potatoes though.

He's also won Eurovision more than anyone else - a record seven times (though Sweden-icon Swedenball is catching up to him)!

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Shamrock Green 22, 155, 98 C86-M0-Y37-K39 #169B62
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Mango Tango 255, 136, 62 C0-M47-Y76-K0 #FF883E



  • Latvia-icon Latviaball - ME 🥔 POTATER SISTER!
  • USA-icon USAball - There are a lot of Irish immigrants in USAball. USAball sometimes claims to be part irish which annoys me. I don't really like him that much, but i mena I don't hate him. However, Irelandball dislikes American tourists. It's special.
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Son who lives in th' South Pacific, About 1/3 of Australian population is significant of Irish descent. Also enjoys love of 🥔 potatoes but mostly makes hot chips with 'em. 
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Best friend. T'ey hate UKball (especially England-icon Englandball)... T'ey also have significant Irish heritage.
  • Northern Ireland-icon Northern Irelandball - Me twin, we were once one but now dis UK-icon tea is hoggin' ye. GET. OFF. THE FENCE. AND STOP WITH NORN IRON FLEG! 26+6=1!!!!
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Happy 100th birthday to you, me best Slavic friend! Also likes 🥔 potatoes and loves gettin' drunk. There are also many Poles in me clay.
  • San Marino-icon San Marinoball: Also has a crap neighbour: Italyball (Please don't kill me Italyball).
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - A lot of Irish immigrants there and he gave us 🥔 potatoes.
  • Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball - Me alcoholic, 🥔 potato eating Catholic friend.
  • Peru-icon Peruball - The mythical, glorious clay from which 🥔 potatoes originated. I don't have much of a relationship with Peruball, but love 'em for t'at.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - I call him me relative but he always says I'm not his relative.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Close friends bonded by religion and history. I sent many o' me Catholic priests in her clay; as well as George Lewis Shaw to help her inpedendence from Japanese-Empire Empire of Japanball.
  • Basque-icon Basqueball - Me IRA supported 'im durin' 'is wee tantrum in the 1980s. Thinks he's an 6-icon alien 'cause of 'is weird gab.
  • Catalonia-icon Cataloniaball - Aye, he's just tried ta get 'is independence from Spain-icon 'is bitchy mother. 2017 NEVER FORGET!!! One a' these days, Catalonia, ya gonna get yer independence and I'm behind ya!
  • Irish Republican Army-icon Irish Republican Armyball - Aye, he's not much a bugger as he used t' be, but he's still active in me clay. 26+6=1!!! REMOVE TEA REMOVE FLEG!!! IRELAND STRONK!!! ERIN GO BRAGH!!!
  • France-icon Franceball - We both hated the UK, but now we are both allied with him. GIB INDEPENDANCE TO BRITANNY,also,why did you gave your Ivory Coast-icon son my flag,IT CAN'T BE TWO IRELANDS!
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I like his anime.


  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - Never forget how ye beat me with 5-1 which cause me t' miss World Cup 2018. I'm happy Croatia-icon Croatia beat ye Danskjävel. FUCK YE! ERIKSEN SHOULDN'T SHOW 'IS FACE IN DUBLIN AGAIN! YE LOSE IN WORLD CUP! Still kinda friends though...
  • Idaho-icon Idahoball - 🥔 Potato rival
  • Portugal-icon Italy-icon Greece-icon Spain-icon The PIGS - Shite nations I apparently once hung out with, whatever I'm feckin' rich now!! But if they leave t'e Euroempire! EU-icon (master) I'll be sure to mock 'em like UK-icon UK! However I could be just like them..
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - Potato sister of mine. He and I both can into potatoes 🥔!!!!!!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Well i can't feckin' believe i won against you with 35-0 but i am kinda fine with you now tho, Also You are a good friend!!!!


  • Cork-icon Corkball - SEPARATIST CITY!
  • Corkball (county) - SEPARTIST COUNTY!!!
  • Ivory Coast-icon Ivory Coastball - A french copycat of me in Africa!


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