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Isle of Wightball, also informally known as The Islandball, or alternatively, IOWBall, is an island county of England-icon Englandball, UKball. He is blessed with many beautiful coast which mainlanders often come down to visit during the summer season. In the summers he is overwhelmed with tourists making him very grouchy. He has many pleasant features including glorious cliffs and structures like The Needles, he is heavily into archaeology and palaeontology with people often digging up historical treasures. He got independence from Hampshire-icon Hampshireball in 1890.

He has a very distinct dialect with many words slowing fading out of existence as more mainlanders influence him, some of the most notable he uses is the word "somewhen" which is a combination of sometime and somewhere as well as the term "nipper" indicating a young lad, and finally "gallybagger" which means scarecrow and can be used as a insult.

He is good friends with Polandball as when Polandball was hurt in the second great conflict and had his boats moored in East Cowesball they protected the Islandball from Germanyball. Islandball is constantly dealing with people trying to connect him to Hampshireball but he won't give up his independence and gets angry from it, people say Islandball is 4 years behind the rest of Englandball. There is a running gag behind a safety announcement with Islandball.

People from Islandball are extremely culturally sensitive .

People complain about the weather a lot on Islandball so they try to escape. He has the oldest still running theme park in the world, and he owns beautiful natural features called chines, as well as white chalk cliffs which are very rare anywhere else in the world but absolutely no one cares. He aspires to be a master palaeontologist just like his cousins.

In 1970, he held what might have been the biggest rock concert ever held, with over 700,000, around 7x the population of people living on his clay. He was so overcrowded that he turned very grouchy, a persona still demonstrated today.

He has invented many things, such as the hovercraft, and flying boat, but no one actually cares. In the cold war, UKBall used his clay to test secret rockets that would launch his satellites into space.



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