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Israelcube is a countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EUball,
African Unionball,
Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.
There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".
The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.
Contents
History
Ancient History
Jewcubes used to have an independent Kingdom of Israelcube. However they divided into 12 tribes, which were conquered by
Ancient Egyptball,
Babylonball and
Ancient Greeceball.
They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judahcube and
Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by
SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.
In response to SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth.
He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.
In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and
SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.
In 476 when SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under
Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of
Arabballs, that's when
Palestineball's ancestors came, by the 1500s the region had been conquered by
Ottomanball.
British Mandate
Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.
Then UKball defeated
Ottomanball in World War I and made
Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in 1920 promisng Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and have a sovereign state there.
Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Arabballs (
Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.
Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi Germanyball in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to
Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and
Arabballs (
Palestineball).
And sparked the Arabballs (
Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against
UKball's rule in
Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but
UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to
Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.
This in turn angered Jewcubes for it was crucial to leave Europe in the time of Naziball and led them to revolt against
UKball rule in 1940 - 1944 forming an settlement named Yishuv.
After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Arabballs (
Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so
UKball left
Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to
UNball who in 1948 proposed a partion plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and
Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.
Arab-Israeli Wars
But Arabballs (
Palestineball) refuses and a day later
Israelcube was attacked by
Iraqball,
Syriaball,
Egyptball and
Jordanball with the support of the
Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.
Against all odds, the one day old nation Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for
Gazaball that was under the control of
Egyptball and
West Bankball that was under the control of
Jordanball.
In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as
Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim isd identified themselves as something more than just
Arabballs, thus
Palestineball was born.
The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Israelcube attacked
Iraqball,
Syriaball,
Jordanball,
Lebanonball and
Egyptball and won in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.
"Our basic objective will be the total destruction of Israelcube, the
Arabballs want to fight!" - Gamal Abdel Nasser, President of
Egyptball
Israelcube takes over
Golan Heightsball from
Syriaball,
West Bankball from
Jordanball,
Gazaball and
Sinai Peninsulaball from
Egyptball.
In 1970, Palestineball attacks
Jordanball (Black September in Jordan),
Israelcube and
Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).
In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Arabballs surprise attack
Israelcube but lose again. So in 1979,
Israelcube finally is into peace with
Egyptball and gives
Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with
Lebanonball, and with
Jordanball in 1994.
Modern Day
In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israelcube leaves
Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to
Palestineball but
Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement
Hamasball is born who attacks
Israelcube.
With help from Egyptball (now friends),
Israelcube puts a military blocade in
Gazaball.
In 2008, Israelcube offered
Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank.
In time Israelcube and
Palestineball got tired of looking for any solution for peace. Nowdays they are not trying to solve the conflict anymore, just to manage it.
Relationships (קשרי גומלין/kashri gommelin)
Friends (חברים/hevrim)
USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharingsbetween you, me, and all of athe llies. He doesn't recognize
Palestineball.
Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend.
Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009.
Germoneyball
(Reichtangle of Merkel)- Apology accepted and he doesn't recognizePalestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend.
Sudanball - New Friend.
Kosovoball - Both recently have exchanged recognitions.
UAEball - i was expecting you to recognize me.
Bahrainball - same goes to UAEball.
Franceball,
Italyball,
Spainball and
Portugalball - Doesn't recognize
Palestineball.
Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against
Egyptball,
Syriaball and
Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing
Palestineball but has heard of him.
Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize
Palestineball.
Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of
ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing kebab from 3km is impressive, teach me master! AHe aso doesn't recognize
Palestineball.
Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy
Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours,
Malaysiaball and
Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him.
Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis!
Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses.
South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory,
Cameroonball - Don't recognize
Palestineball and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
Philippinesball - OP GREAT CLOSE FRIEND! Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. We were close friends since the beginning! I is of her first friend and still is! I gib her new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Remember the time we used to hang out back in the ancient times? Yuor dad proposed to be engaged with me.
Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me!
Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN
Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing
Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
Guatemalaball - moving embassy to Jerusalem
Palauball,
Micronesiaball and
Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters
Togoball - African friend who Supports me on Jerusalem
Eritreaball - Despite his insanity he is the only horn African I can trust. I have a lot of my military equipment in his clay stationed. I protect him against terrorist and Somali Pirates
Bhutanball - Yuo have established relations with me, so we are into friendship now.
Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), and he recognizes me now. We both hate
Iranball and
Algeriaball.
Neutral (נייטרלי)
Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
Ethiopiaball - My cousin from the Horn of Africa (don´t belive me? Remember Solomon and Sheba?). We had to cut ties in 1979 in his Derg Communisum phaze, and he got mad at me for leaving his refugees in Sudan until 1991. When the Eto-Lives-Matter Protest has been rising in 2019, I made another ban on immigration. I just lifted the ban around mid-September of 2020 because of chaos going with the riots with the OLF protests. I hope we can have better relations and continue with our semetic alliance.
Swedenball - Recognizes
Palestineball.
Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
Egyptball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab.
FSAball -
Supporting him in SyriaballArmeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" (
Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám"). He also doesn't recognize
Palestineball, but he hates me because I give weapons to Azer
Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. But why must they befriend Palestineball?
Enemies (אויבים/oybia)
Nazi Germanyball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
Palestineball - My worst enemy! FILTHY !פלסטיני NO RECOGNITION FOR YOU UNTIL I FULLY OCCUPY YOU!
Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!!
Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
- Kebabs of most kind
Puppets Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry
+
= Kebeb
Removed
Russiaball - Stop helping my enemies, you are of terrible friend, Remove Vodka
Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE N MINE!
Chinaball - Again, why Must you support all my enemies!? ALSO CONTROL YUO FREAKING VIRUS U DUMB!!
North Koreaball - Stupid Nuclear addict who's trying to imitiate me.
San Marinoball and
Sentineleseball - I cannot of controllings them.
Somaliaball - Anti Semetic Terrorist pirate who does not recognize me, supports
Palestineball and make riots on
Solominic Family. You deserved to get invaded by
Nato
Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!???
Thanks for buying my planes though.ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!
Burundiball and
Zimbabweball - African Anti Imperialists, Stop supporting Palestine and Burger is good
Gaddafiball - glad you are dead
Yugoslaviaball - helped
Egyptball against me.
Quotes
- "Shalom!"
- "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
"Helloings my puppets"- "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
- "Mazal tov!"
- "Oy vey!"
- "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
- "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
- "Muh goyim!"
- "Gib shekels!"
- "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
- "dis my clay now"
- "Stupid Goy"
- "Stupid Goyim"
- "Six Million"
- "Gib submarine plox"
- "Yuo is Nazi"
- "Gib Shekels"
- "What is of Palestine?"
- "Where is of my shekels?"
- "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
- "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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