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שלום (shalom)
אױ װײ (oy vey)

Israelcube is a countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EU-icon.png EUball, African Union-icon.png African Unionball, Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.

There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that Iran-icon.pngSyria-icon.pngPalestine-icon.png want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.

History

Ancient History

Jewcubes used to have an independent Kingdom of Israel-icon.png Kingdom of Israelcube. However they divided into 12 tribes, which were conquered by Ancient Egypt-icon.png Ancient Egyptball, Babylon-icon.png Babylonball and Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball.

They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judah-icon.png Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israel-icon.png Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQR-icon.png SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.

In response to SPQR-icon.png SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth.

He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove SPQR-icon.png SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.

In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQR-icon.png SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and SPQR-icon.png SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.

In 476 when SPQR-icon.png SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of Islam-icon.png Arabballs, that's when Palestine-icon.png Palestineball's ancestors came, by the 1500s the region had been conquered by Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball.

British Mandate

Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.

Then UK-icon.png UKball defeated Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in World War I and made British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in 1920 promisng Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and have a sovereign state there.

Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.

Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball  in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball).

And sparked the Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against UK-icon.png UKball's rule in British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but UK-icon.png UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.

This in turn angered Jewcubes for it was crucial to leave Europe in the time of Nazi-icon.png Naziball and led them to revolt against UK-icon.png UKball rule in 1940 - 1944 forming an settlement named Yishuv.

After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so UK-icon.png UKball left British Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to UN-icon.png UNball who in 1948 proposed a partion plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israel-icon.png Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.

Arab-Israeli Wars

But Islam-icon.png Arabballs (Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) refuses and a day later Israel-icon.png Israelcube was attacked by Iraq-icon.png Iraqball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and Jordan-icon.png Jordanball with the support of the Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.

Against all odds, the one day old nation Israel-icon.png Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for Gaza-icon.png Gazaball that was under the control of Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and Palestine-icon.png West Bankball that was under the control of Jordan-icon.png Jordanball.

In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Islam-icon.png Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordan-icon.png Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim isd identified themselves as something more than just Islam-icon.png Arabballs, thus Palestine-icon.png Palestineball was born.

The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Iraq-icon.png Iraqball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Jordan-icon.png Jordanball, Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball and Egypt-icon.png Egyptball try to conquer Israel-icon.png Israelcube but lose in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.

"Our basic objective will be the total destruction of Israel-icon.png Israelcube, the Islam-icon.png Arabballs want to fight!" - Gamal Abdel Nasser, President of Egypt-icon.png Egyptball

Israel-icon.png Israelcube takes over Syria-icon (division).png Golan Heightsball from Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Palestine-icon.png West Bankball from Jordan-icon.png Jordanball, Gaza-icon.png Gazaball and North Sinai-icon.pngSouth Sinai-icon.png Sinai Peninsulaball from Egypt-icon.png Egyptball.

In 1970, Palestine-icon.png Palestineball attacks Jordan-icon.png Jordanball (Black September in Jordan), Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).

In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Islam-icon.png Arabballs surprise attack Israel-icon.png Israelcube but lose again. So in 1979, Israel-icon.png Israelcube finally is into peace with Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and gives North Sinai-icon.pngSouth Sinai-icon.png Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball, and with Jordan-icon.png Jordanball in 1994.

Modern Day

In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israel-icon.png Israelcube leaves Palestine-icon.png Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to Palestine-icon.png Palestineball but Palestine-icon.png Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement Hamas-icon.png Hamasball is born who attacks Israel-icon.png Israelcube.

With help from Egypt-icon.png Egyptball (now friends), Israel-icon.png Israelcube puts a military blocade in Palestine-icon.png Gazaball.

In 2008, Israel-icon.png Israelcube offered Palestine-icon.png Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank.

In time Israel-icon.png Israelcube and Palestine-icon.png Palestineball got tired of looking for any solution for peace. Nowdays they are not trying to solve the conflict anymore, just to manage it.

Relationships (קשרי גומלין/kashri gommelin)

Friends (חברים/hevrim)

  • USA-icon.png USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharingsbetween you, me, and all of athe llies. He doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend.
  • Dominican-icon.png Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009.
  • Germany-icon.png Germoneyball (ReichTime.png Reichtangle of Merkel) - Apology accepted and he doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend.
  • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - New Friend.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Both recently have exchanged recognitions.
  • UAE-icon.png UAEball - i was expecting you to recognize me.
  • Bahrain-icon.png Bahrainball - same goes to UAEball.
  • France-icon.png Franceball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, Spain-icon.png Spainball and Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egypt-icon.png Egyptball, Syria-icon.png Syriaball and Jordan-icon.png Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestine-icon.png Palestineball but has heard of him.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
  • Canada-icon.png Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISIS-icon.png ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing kebab from 3km is impressive, teach me master! AHe aso doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
  • Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon.png Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him.
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis!
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses. 
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory,
  • Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - OP GREAT CLOSE FRIEND! Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. We were close friends since the beginning! I is of her first friend and still is! I gib her new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Remember the time we used to hang out back in the ancient times? Yuor dad proposed to be engaged with me.
  • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me!
  • Cook Islands-icon.png Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing Pakistan-icon.png Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
  • SriLanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
  • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball - moving embassy to Jerusalem
  • Palau-icon.png Palauball, Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball and Marshall Islands-icon.png Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters
  • Togo-icon.png Togoball - African friend who Supports me on Jerusalem
  • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - Despite his insanity he is the only horn African I can trust. I have a lot of my military equipment in his clay stationed. I protect him against terrorist and Somali Pirates

Neutral (נייטרלי)

  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - My cousin from the Horn of Africa (don´t belive me? Remember Solomon and Sheba?). We had to cut ties in 1979 in his Derg Communisum phaze, and he got mad at me for leaving his refugees in Sudan until 1991. When the Eto-Lives-Matter Protest has been rising in 2019, I made another ban on immigration. I just lifted the ban around mid-September of 2020 because of chaos going with the riots with the OLF protests. I hope we can have better relations and continue with our semetic alliance. 
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Recognizes my dear brother Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
  • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
  • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE.
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), but supports Palestine-icon.png Palestineball.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab.
  • FSA-icon.png FSAball - Supporting him in Syriaball
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" (Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám"). He also doesn't recognize Palestine-icon.png Palestineball, but he hates me because I give weapons to Azer
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. But why must they befriend Palestineball?

Enemies (אויבים/oybia)

  • Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19 - OY VEY!!! NOT YUO!!! AT LEAST I HAVE JEWISH PHYSICS SO I COULD INSTANTLY MAKE THE CURE!!!! LEAVE MY CLAY ALONE!!!!
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball  - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - My worst enemy! FILTHY !פלסטיני NO RECOGNITION FOR YOU UNTIL I FULLY OCCUPY YOU!
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!!
  • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
  • Kebabs of most kind Puppets
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry Israel-icon.png + India-icon.png = Kebeb Pakistan-icon.png Removed
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Stop helping my enemies, you are of terrible friend, Remove Vodka
  • Lebanon-icon.png LebanonballCivil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
  • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE N MINE!
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Again, why Must you support all my enemies!? ALSO CONTROL YUO FREAKING VIRUS U DUMB!!
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Stupid Nuclear addict who's trying to imitiate me.
  • San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball and Bhutan-icon.png Bhutanball and Sentinelese-icon.png Sentineleseball - I cannot of controllings them.
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Anti Semetic Terrorist pirate who does not recognize me, supports Palestine-icon.png Palestineball and make riots on Eritrea-icon.png Ethiopia-icon.png Solominic Family. You deserved to get invaded by NATO-icon.png Nato
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? Thanks for buying my planes though.
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!
  • Burundi-icon.png Burundiball and Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball - African Anti Imperialists, Stop supporting Palestine and Burger is good
  • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball - glad you are dead
  • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - helped Egypt-icon.png Egyptball against me.

Quotes

  • "Shalom!"
  • "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
  • "Helloings my puppets"
  • "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
  • "Mazal tov!"
  • "Oy vey!"
  • "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
  • "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
  • "Muh goyim!"
  • "Gib shekels!"
  • "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
  • "dis my clay now"
  • "Stupid Goy"
  • "Stupid Goyim"
  • "Six Million"
  • "Gib submarine plox"
  • "Yuo is Nazi"
  • "Gib Shekels"
  • "What is of Palestine?"
  • "Where is of my shekels?"
  • "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
  • "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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