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Israelcube is a countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EUball, African Unionball, Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.
There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".
The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.
They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.
In response to SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth.
He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.
In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.
In 476 when SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of Arabballs, that's when Palestineball's ancestors came, by the 1500s the region had been conquered by Ottomanball.
Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.
Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Arabballs ( Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.
Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi Germanyball in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and Arabballs ( Palestineball).
And sparked the Arabballs ( Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against UKball's rule in Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.
After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Arabballs ( Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so UKball left Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to UNball who in 1948 proposed a partion plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.
But Arabballs ( Palestineball) refuses and a day later Israelcube was attacked by Iraqball, Syriaball, Egyptball and Jordanball with the support of the Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.
Against all odds, the one day old nation Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for Gazaball that was under the control of Egyptball and West Bankball that was under the control of Jordanball.
In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim isd identified themselves as something more than just Arabballs, thus Palestineball was born.
The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Iraqball, Syriaball, Jordanball, Lebanonball and Egyptball try to conquer Israelcube but lose in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.
In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Arabballs surprise attack Israelcube but lose again. So in 1979, Israelcube finally is into peace with Egyptball and gives Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanonball, and with Jordanball in 1994.
In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israelcube leaves Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to Palestineball but Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement Hamasball is born who attacks Israelcube.
In 2008, Israelcube offered Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank.
Relationships (קשרי גומלין/kashri gommelin)
- USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharingsbetween you, me, and all of athe llies. He doesn't recognize Palestineball.
- Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend.
- Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009.
( Reichtangle of Merkel)- Apology accepted and he doesn't recognize Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend.
- Sudanball - New Friend.
- Kosovoball - Both recently have exchanged recognitions.
- UAEball - i was expecting you to recognize me.
- Bahrainball - same goes to UAEball.
- Franceball, Italyball, Spainball and Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestineball.
- Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egyptball, Syriaball and Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestineball but has heard of him.
- Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestineball.
- Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing kebab from 3km is impressive, teach me master! AHe aso doesn't recognize Palestineball.
- Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy
- Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysiaball and Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him.
- Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis!
- Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses.
- South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory,
- Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestineball and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
- Philippinesball - OP GREAT CLOSE FRIEND! Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. We were close friends since the beginning! I is of her first friend and still is! I gib her new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Remember the time we used to hang out back in the ancient times? Yuor dad proposed to be engaged with me.
- Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me!
- Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN
- Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
- Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
- Guatemalaball - moving embassy to Jerusalem
- Palauball, Micronesiaball and Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters
- Togoball - African friend who Supports me on Jerusalem
- Eritreaball - Despite his insanity he is the only horn African I can trust. I have a lot of my military equipment in his clay stationed. I protect him against terrorist and Somali Pirates
- Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
- Ethiopiaball - My cousin from the Horn of Africa (don´t belive me? Remember Solomon and Sheba?). We had to cut ties in 1979 in his Derg Communisum phaze, and he got mad at me for leaving his refugees in Sudan until 1991. When the Eto-Lives-Matter Protest has been rising in 2019, I made another ban on immigration. I just lifted the ban around mid-September of 2020 because of chaos going with the riots with the OLF protests. I hope we can have better relations and continue with our semetic alliance.
- Swedenball - Recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
- Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
- Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE.
- Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), but supports Palestineball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab.
- FSAball -
Supporting him in Syriaball
- Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" ( Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám"). He also doesn't recognize Palestineball, but he hates me because I give weapons to Azer
- Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. But why must they befriend Palestineball?
- COVID-19 - OY VEY!!! NOT YUO!!!
AT LEAST I HAVE JEWISH PHYSICS SO I COULD INSTANTLY MAKE THE CURE!!!!LEAVE MY CLAY ALONE!!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
- Palestineball - My worst enemy! FILTHY !פלסטיני NO RECOGNITION FOR YOU UNTIL I FULLY OCCUPY YOU!
- Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!!
- Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
- Kebabs of most kind
- Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry + = Kebeb Removed
- Russiaball - Stop helping my enemies, you are of terrible friend, Remove Vodka
- Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
- Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE N MINE!
- Chinaball - Again, why Must you support all my enemies!? ALSO CONTROL YUO FREAKING VIRUS U DUMB!!
- North Koreaball - Stupid Nuclear addict who's trying to imitiate me.
- San Marinoball and Bhutanball and Sentineleseball - I cannot of controllings them.
- Somaliaball - Anti Semetic Terrorist pirate who does not recognize me, supports Palestineball and make riots on Solominic Family. You deserved to get invaded by Nato
- Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!???
Thanks for buying my planes though.
- ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!
- Burundiball and Zimbabweball - African Anti Imperialists, Stop supporting Palestine and Burger is good
- Gaddafiball - glad you are dead
- Yugoslaviaball - helped Egyptball against me.
- "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
"Helloings my puppets"
- "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
- "Mazal tov!"
- "Oy vey!"
- "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
- "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
- "Muh goyim!"
- "Gib shekels!"
- "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
- "dis my clay now"
- "Stupid Goy"
- "Stupid Goyim"
- "Six Million"
- "Gib submarine plox"
- "Yuo is Nazi"
- "Gib Shekels"
- "What is of Palestine?"
- "Where is of my shekels?"
- "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
- "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
|Oy Vey Israel|
|Districts||Haifacube • Jerusalemcube • Tel Avivcube • Central Districtcube • Northern Districtcube • Southern Districtcube|
|District capitals||Arielcube • Beershebacube • Haifacube • Jerusalemcube • Nazarethcube • Ramlacube • Tel Avivcube • West Jerusalemcube|
||Ashdodcube • Ashkeloncube • Bat Yamcube • Eilatcube • Givatayimcube • Holoncube • Modiincube • Netanyacube • Ramat Gancube • Tiberiascube|
|Former entities||4ball • Kingdom of Israelcube • Kingdom of Samariacube • Kingdom of Judahcube • Yehudcube • Herodiancube • Iudeaball • Byzantineball • Rashidunball • Umayyadball • Abbasidball • Fatimidball • Kingdom of Jerusalemball • Ayyubidball • Mamlukball • Ottoman Empireball ( Damascus Eyaletball • Mutasarrifate of Jerusalemcube) • British Palestinecube|