שלום (shalom)


אױ װײ (oy vey)

Israelcube is a puppet master countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EU-icon EUball, African Union-icon African Unionball, Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.

There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that Iran-iconSyria-iconPalestine-icon want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.


Ancient History

Jewcubes used to have an independent Kingdom of Israel-icon Kingdom of Israelcube. However they divided into 12 tribes, which were conquered by Ancient Egypt-icon Ancient Egyptball, Babylon-icon Babylonball and Ancient Greece-icon Ancient Greeceball.

They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judah-icon Kingdom of Judahcube and Kingdom of Israel-icon Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by SPQR-icon SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.

In response to SPQR-icon SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth.

He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove SPQR-icon SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.

In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQR-icon SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and SPQR-icon SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.

In 476 when SPQR-icon SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under Byzantine-icon Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of Islam-icon Arabballs, that's when Palestine-icon Palestineball's ancestors came, by the 1500s the region had been conquered by Ottoman-icon Ottomanball.

British Mandate

Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.

Then UK-icon UKball defeated Ottoman-icon Ottomanball in World War I and made British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in 1920 promisng Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and have a sovereign state there.

Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Islam-icon Arabballs (Palestine-icon Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.

Due to growing anti-semitism and Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball  in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and Islam-icon Arabballs (Palestine-icon Palestineball).

And sparked the Islam-icon Arabballs (Palestine-icon Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against UK-icon UKball's rule in British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but UK-icon UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.

This in turn angered Jewcubes for it was crucial to leave Europe in the time of Nazi-icon Naziball and led them to revolt against UK-icon UKball rule in 1940 - 1944 forming an settlement named Yishuv.

After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Islam-icon Arabballs (Palestine-icon Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so UK-icon UKball left British Palestine-icon Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to UN-icon UNball who in 1948 proposed a partion plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israel-icon Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.

Arab-Israeli Wars

But Islam-icon Arabballs (Palestine-icon Palestineball) refuses and a day later Israel-icon Israelcube was attacked by Iraq-icon Iraqball, Syria-icon Syriaball, Egypt-icon Egyptball and Jordan-icon Jordanball with the support of the Arab League-icon Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.

Against all odds, the one day old nation Israel-icon Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for Gaza-icon Gazaball that was under the control of Egypt-icon Egyptball and Palestine-icon West Bankball that was under the control of Jordan-icon Jordanball.

In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Islam-icon Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as Jordan-icon Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim isd identified themselves as something more than just Islam-icon Arabballs, thus Palestine-icon Palestineball was born.

The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Iraq-icon Iraqball, Syria-icon Syriaball, Jordan-icon Jordanball, Lebanon-icon Lebanonball and Egypt-icon Egyptball try to conquer Israel-icon Israelcube but lose in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.

"Our basic objective will be the total destruction of Israel-icon Israelcube, the Islam-icon Arabballs want to fight!" - Gamal Abdel Nasser, President of Egypt-icon Egyptball

Israel-icon Israelcube takes over Syria-icon (division) Golan Heightsball from Syria-icon Syriaball, Palestine-icon West Bankball from Jordan-icon Jordanball, Gaza-icon Gazaball and North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai Peninsulaball from Egypt-icon Egyptball.

In 1970, Palestine-icon Palestineball attacks Jordan-icon Jordanball (Black September in Jordan), Israel-icon Israelcube and Lebanon-icon Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).

In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Islam-icon Arabballs surprise attack Israel-icon Israelcube but lose again. So in 1979, Israel-icon Israelcube finally is into peace with Egypt-icon Egyptball and gives North Sinai-iconSouth Sinai-icon Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanon-icon Lebanonball, and with Jordan-icon Jordanball in 1994.

Modern Day

In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israel-icon Israelcube leaves Palestine-icon Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to Palestine-icon Palestineball but Palestine-icon Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement Hamas-icon Hamasball is born who attacks Israel-icon Israelcube.

With help from Egypt-icon Egyptball (now friends), Israel-icon Israelcube puts a military blocade in Palestine-icon Gazaball.

In 2008, Israel-icon Israelcube offered Palestine-icon Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank.

In time Israel-icon Israelcube and Palestine-icon Palestineball got tired of looking for any solution for peace. Nowdays they are not trying to solve the conflict anymore, just to manage it.


Friends Puppet

  • USA-icon USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharingsbetween you, me, and all of athe llies. He doesn't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball. lIluminati buddies and puppet.
  • Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend. (Puppet)
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009. Puppet
  • Germany-icon Germoneyball (ReichTime Reichtangle of Merkel) - Apology accepted and he doesn't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend. Is becoming kebab and my puppet
  • France-icon Franceball, Italy-icon Italyball, Spain-icon Spainball and Portugal-icon Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egypt-icon Egyptball, Syria-icon Syriaball and Jordan-icon Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing Palestine-icon Palestineball but has heard of him. And no I will not legalize weed in my country. Is also becoming Kebab and my puppet.
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball. Puppet
  • Canada-icon Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISIS-icon ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing kebab from 3km is impressive, teach me master! AHe aso doesn't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball. Nice puppet
  • Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy Puppet.
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him. Puppet.
  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis! Puppet
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses. Puppet
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory, East sea and Dokdo Puppet.
  • Cameroon-icon Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Good friend. Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. I gib him new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Puppet
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me! Puppet
  • Cook Islands-icon Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN Nazi puppet
  • India-icon Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing Pakistan-icon Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
  • SriLanka-icon Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
  • Guatemala-icon Guatemalaball - moving embassy to Jerusalem all according to plan...
  • Palau-icon Palauball, Micronesia-icon Micronesiaball and Marshall Islands-icon Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters
  • Togo-icon Togoball - African friend who Supports me on Jerusalem
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - The only horn African I can trust, has a lot of my military equipment stationed.

Neutral puppets

  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Recognizes my dear brother Palestine-icon Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
  • Jordan-icon Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE. I gib you shiny weapons if you remove Gazaball Puppet ok good goy.
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), but supports Palestine-icon Palestineball.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab. Puppet master
  • FSA-icon FSAball - Supporting him in Syriaball
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" (Turkey-icon Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám"). He also doesn't recognize Palestine-icon Palestineball, but he hates me because I give weapons to Azer
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. But why must they befriend Palestineball?


  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball  - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - My worst enemy! FILTHY !פלסטיני I OF SHOOTINGS U HAMMAS TERRORIST ANTISEMIT!!! stupid goyim
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!!
  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Diplomatic dwarf, why no israel (of holy land) in world cup?!11 yuo remember holocaust! you of velly irrevelant partner stupid goyim you are not funny. supporter of Terrorirs HAMAS!!
  • Kebabs of most kind Puppets
  • Ethiopia-icon Egyptball - He was once my good friend, but now he is a annoying shithead  and recognize Palestine-icon Palestine and accused me of being racist towards his people in his country. You were one of my best friends, but now you do this!! I will make a travel ban on your country. NO MORE ETHIOPIAN IMMIGRANTS!!!! I WILL NEVER HAVE TO SET FACE WITH YOU AGAINS!!
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry Israel-icon + India-icon = Kebeb Pakistan-icon Removed
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Stop helping my enemies, you are of terrible friend, Remove Vodka
  • Lebanon-icon LebanonballCivil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
  • Syria-icon Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE N MINE!
  • China-icon Chinaball - again why Must you support all my enemies!?
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball - Broke ties with me and called me Terrorist
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball and North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Imitatings? MY CRAZY? ONLY ISRAEL CAN INTO CRAZY!!! YUO DIE NAW!!!! MUWÁЗĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Best friends since we can into craziness
  • San Marino-icon San Marinoball and Bhutan-icon Bhutanball and Sentinelese-icon Sentineleseball - I cannot of controllings them.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? Thanks for buying my planes though.
  • Burundi-icon Burundiball and Zimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball - African Anti Imperialists, Stop supporting Palestine and Burger is good
  • Sudan-icon Sudanball - bitter foe supporting my enemies in the six day war
  • Gaddafi Libya-icon Gaddafiball - glad you are dead
  • Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball - helped Egypt-icon Egyptball against me.


  • "Shalom!"
  • "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
  • "Helloings my puppets"
  • "Mazal tov!"
  • "Oy vey!"
  • "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
  • "Muh goyim!"
  • "Gib shekels!"
  • "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
  • "dis my clay now"
  • "Stupid Goy"
  • "Stupid Goyim"
  • "Six Million"
  • "Gib submarine plox"
  • "Yuo is Nazi"
  • "Gib Shekels"
  • "What is of Palestine?"
  • "Where is of my shekels?"
  • "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
  • "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




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