Italyball

Italyball Italian Republicball: Repubblica Italianapalla
←    2 June, 1946 - Present
General information
Government	Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic
Personality	Friendly, romantic, noisy, religious, pragmatic, traditionalist, ANGRY, Chaotic Neutral & Misunderstood, sick due to the coronavirus
Language	Italian
Type	Latin
Capital	Romeball
Affiliation	EUball G7 G8 G10 NATOball OECDball UNball Union for the Mediterraneanball
Religion	Christianity Catholicism Atheism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball Russiaball Greeceball UKball Polandball Romaniaball Spainball USAball Azerbaijanball Gibs oils Brazilball Tunisiaball (sometimes) Legals Albaniaball Croatiaball Argentinaball Lebanonball Philippinesball We Both Love Pizza! My only Nordic friend Japanball Hungaryball San Marinoball Maltaball Austriaball(sometimes) Franceball(sometimes) Monacoball Turkeyball Canadaball Algeriaball Australiaball Saudi Arabiaball (Since 2020)
Enemies	Sloveniaball (sometimes) South Koreaball Hey, scusa for war crimes (netural) Franceball(sometimes) REMOVE T-SERIES!!! Racist Wahabi shithead (Until 2020) REMOVE DUNCAN LAURENCE!!! REMOVE LEIF ERIKSON!!! Al-Qaedaball ISISball EUball (sometimes) FLAG STEALERS!!! Yuo ruined my pizza YOU RUNED MY SON! PINEAPPLE DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA!! WHY YUO SLANDER HAWAII NAME FOR THIS?! (sometimes) HE BROUGHT THAT STUPID VIRUS INTO MY COUNTRY!!! WHY DID YOU TAKE THE BOOM BOOM INSPIRATION Illegals! San Marinoball ( You know that you are mine...Just waiting for the day....) YUO CAN NEVER PUT KETCHUP ON PIZZA!!! YUO CAN NEVER PUT POTATOES ON MY PIZZA!!! Vatican Cityball ( Yuo and that San Marino, You both know you are mine.) Formerly: Austrian Empireball Ethiopian Empireball Qingball Venezuelaball Ottoman Empireball Albanian Kingdomball German Empireball Austria-Hungaryball Nazi Germanyball Soviet Unionball Ba'athist Iraqball Gaddafi Libyaball Flag stealing cult
Likes	🍕 Pizza, 🍝 pasta, 🍷 wine, lasagne, Yee, Catholicism, good old days, enclaves , ⚽️ soccer, 🏀 Basketball, bass, Rugby 🏉 (even though he sucks at it), Christopher Columbus, Columbus day, Jennette McCurdy, Tarantella Napolitana, 🦍 Festival della canzone italiana di Sanremo, Lacuna Coil, Gigi D'Agostino, Benny Benassi, Dino Zoff, Mario Balotelli, Gianluigi Buffon, Santino Marella, Donald Trump, Matteo Salvini, Silvio Berlusconi, Luciano Pavarotti(RIP), Winx Club, W.I.T.C.H. (I created the comics and Franceball created this show until USAball thinks it was owned by Disney), Romantic Music, Electronic Dance Music, 🎶 the song We No Speak Americano, 🎶 Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu (aka Volare), 🎶 Blue (Da Ba Dee), Måneskin, Leonardo da Vinci, Bruno Sammartino (greatest wrestler in the world!), Fausto Coppi, Gino Bartali, Marco Pantani (RIP), Michael Schumacher, Nutella, Michelangelo, Ferrero, Style, Salami, 🌶 hot pepper everywhere, 🚗 luxury cars, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Pagani, Scooters, Prosciutto, MotoGP, Valentino Rossi, Shoving Hot Peppers in enemy's face, Getting pissed off, Il Giro, Super Mario Bros. (no matter how much he tries to deny it), Giuseppe Conte, Polaretti, 👗👢Italian fashion brands (Armani, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Max Mara, Miu Miu, Off-White, Versace, etc.), CutiePieMarzia {Congrats on the wedding!}, Being fashionable when it comes to Milanball, Cosplaying with Japanball, Ducati, Bellini, Vespa, Paperissima, Matteo Salvini, Cinepanettoni, Il Collegio, Lelli Kelly, Super Mario, Geronimo Stilton, Titanic: The Legend Goes On, Germano Mosconi (that angry journalist from the 80s that became popular in the internet, RIP), The Legend Of Titanic, In Search of the Titanic, Winx Club, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (especially Part 5), Devil May Cry, Italo disco, Coffee YUO ARE MINE, Just cause 3 (is set in fictional country, but it was inspired by me so it ok), Mario Magnotta, Disney’s Luca
Dislikes	Kebab Terrorists, mafioso, Zidane's headbutt, Padaniaball, earthquakes, economic problems, France claiming her food is better, getting told to calm down, Bowser, Sonic the Hedgehog, introverts, people doing bad Italian accents, being called a PIGS, creepypasta, Annoying habeshas, MAMA MIA!! YUO AGAIN!!, Paul brothers, when someone touches his spaghetti, Angela Merkel ,Emmanuel Macron(and also Merkelreich), NGOs, economic migrants, migrant smuggling, Lewis Hamilton, Wario pizza with pineapple, Waluigi, being sick, When the pasta shelves are empty, pizza with ketchup, and pizza with potatoes, COVID-19, TikTok, K-pop
Historical information
Preceded by	Kingdom of Italyball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes
Börk	Ital ital / Pizza pizza / Pasta pasta / Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia / Bella ciao, bella ciao/ Ravioli Ravioli/Yee Yee
Food	Pizza (BUT NOT STUFFED-CRUST PEPPERONI, MAYO AND KETCHUP, DEEP DISH AND ESPECIALLY NOT PIZZA BURGERS, AND WORST OF ALL NO PINEAPPLE!!!), pasta (spaghetti, bolognese, carbonara, lasagne, ravioli, etc.), coffee (but no takeaway/Starbucks), gelato, tiramisù, mozzarella, Nutella & go con estathé, caffè espresso, hot pepper, calzone, polenta, gnocchi, latte (but not after 12 PM), wine
Status
Made Europe so hungry for me last week that it could send me to bankruptcy.
Notes
WE ARE WINNERS OF EUROVISION 2021!!! IL ROCK & ROLL NON MUORE MAI!!!!

“	La mia pizza è la migliore. (My pizza is the best.)	”
	— Italyball

VItalyball, officially known as the Italian Boot Republicball, is a countryball in Europe, and the favorite grandchild of SPQRball. Italyball appears in a lot of the Polandball comics, Often with Vaticanball and San Marinoball on its head. It is always celebrating its culture, art, history, and other "beautiful" things ... but it hates very much when people think it is only pizza and pasta. It thinks they should know more. Italy is the 71st largest country, and as of 2019, it has a population of 60.52 million inhabitants.

Italy is a great power and it has the world's largest number of World Heritage Sites (55). It is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty) and of the G7 (or Group of Seven). Italyball is friends with both Russiaball (Italyball: stop with this thing of Third Rome) and the USAball (Italyball: stop trying to be a wannabe Roman Empire too).

Italyball was the host of the two FIFA World Cups: the first time in 1934 and the second time in 1990. Italy can into space along with ESAball and can into Nukes along with NATOball.

His birthday is on the 2nd of June, making him a Gemini.

One important thing to know about Italyball is that it hates any pizza recipe that is not of his own, especially pineapple pizza.

History

Unification (1848-1871)

The Italian stateballs had been divided for centuries since the fall of the glorious SPQRball in 476 AD, but only after the Enlightenment and subsequent Napoleonic Wars, did a sense of Italian nationalism and unity begin growing amongst the Italian Stateballs, particularly after the Revolutions of 1848 which rocked the European continent. In 1859, the Kingdom of Sardiniaball annexed many of the Northern Italian Stateballs, such as Tuscanyball, Modenaball, Massaball, and Parmaball. He then fought a war against Austrian Empireball Habsburgball with the help of Franceball to liberate Lombardia, in exchange for giving Nice and Savoy to Franceball.

Then in 1860, Sardiniaball led his Redshirts' Expedition of the Thousand to Two Siciliesball's clay, which was then forced to join the new union, leading to Sardiniaball to proclaim himself as the Kingdom of Italyball in 1861. He then set about reclaiming 'Italia Irredenta' (Unredeemed Italy). In 1866, he teamed up with Prussiaball against Habsburgball again, gaining Venice from Franceball, who had obtained it from Austrian Empireball directly. Then Italyball turned on Franceball's ally Papal Statesball while Franceball was distracted by the North German stateballs during the Franco-Prussian war of 1870-71. Rome was 'liberated' by Italyball, and became the new capital, with Papal Statesball protesting vehemently.

Expansion (1871-1915)

Throughout the 1870s and 1880s, Italyball worked to secure diplomatic ties with his neighbors; in 1882 he signed an alliance with German Empireball and Austria-Hungaryball despite their differences over the Adriatic lands, then he signed a naval agreement with UKball in 1887 regarding the Mediterranean passage. He also colonized East Africa in 1889, adopting Italian Eritreaball and Italian Somalilandball. He was however beaten to the punch by Franceball who took Tunisiaball in 1881 before he could. He was, however shamefully defeated at the Battle of Adawa in 1896 by Ethiopiaball.

By 1900 Italyball had established himself as a world power; taking part in the 1897 Cretan expedition, and the international relief expedition of 1900 during the Boxer Rebellion. In 1908, Austria-Hungaryball annexed Bosnia-Herzegovina outright from a dying Ottoman Empireball, causing Italyball to declare war for the Dodecanese Islands, and Cyrenaciaball (now Libyaball) and his clay in 1911-12. He stayed neutral for the first few months of the Great War when it broke out in August 1914, because German Empireball and Austria-Hungaryball were the aggressors, but the Allies convinced Italyball to join them in 1915 with promises of Dalmatia, Trentino, Istria, and colonies.

World War 1 and Interbellum (1915-1939)

Italyball fought hard against Austria-Hungaryball, with whom he was evenly matched in the Julian Alps, but was defeated at Caporetto in 1917, but triumphed at Vittorio Veneto in 1918, shortly after which Austria-Hungaryball signed an armistice at Vila Gusti. Italyball had been bankrupted by the war, and turned briefly towards socialism when he didn't get all he was expecting at the Peace Conference (he got only Trentino, Trieste, Istria, and Zadar). In 1922 a cancer cell called Benito Mussolini turned Italyball in fascist and Marched on Rome; it took until 1925 for him to completely abandon democracy. In the 1920s, he pioneered aviation, and took part in pacifying a colonial uprising in Libya; in 1929 he signed the Lateran Pact with the new Vatican City and in the 1930s, he began building up a vast armaments industry in preparation for war, as he had to prevent the newly Nazified Nazi Germanyball from Anschlussing Austriaball in 1934.

In 1934, following border clashes at Wal-Wal, Italyball manufactured a casus-belli for war against( Ethiopiaball) despite a mutual 1928 non-aggression pact. He invaded in 1935, and as Ethiopia committed war crimes, he used poison gas and bombers to massacre 8balls, eventually annexing their clay to create Italian East Africaball. This led to international outrage, and League of Nationsball condemned Italyball's actions by introducing half-hearted economic sanctions. Italyball left the League and abandoned the democracies ( UKball and Franceball) in response, to formulate an alliance with Nazi Germanyball, aligning themselves in the 1936 Anti-Comintern Pact and Rome-Berlin Axis. They were further drawn into each other by their assistance of Nationalist Spainball in the Spanish Civil War (1936-39), and the lack of Italyball's criticism of Nazi Germanyball's remilitarization of the Rhineland, then his Anschluss of Austriaball successfully conducted in March 1938. He stood by his new ally in the Czech crisis of September 1938. Nazi Germanyball pressured his friend into adopting racial laws against Jewcubes in 1938 as well.

World War 2 and Republic (1939-1947)

In March 1939, Italyball Invaded Albaniaball's clay, who had been his protectorate since 1926. He then signed the Pact of Steel with Nazi Germanyball; however he was left shocked when Nazi Germanyball signed a nonaggression pact with their mortal enemy, Soviet Unionball, and even more so when they invaded Polandball jointly in September 1939. Italyball again stayed neutral for the first stretch of the war, but after seeing Nazi Germanyball's blitzkrieg through Western Europe and the fall of Franceball in mid-1940, Italyball jumped in half-preparedly. Italyball got to occupy parts of Vichy Franceball's clay afterward, though he got his ass kicked by Greeceball in November 1940 when he tried to invade, resulting in Nazi Germanyball having to come to bail him out the following year with a Balkan campaign. Italy occupied most of Greece, Yugoslavia, and some of the southern Balkans afterward. UKball had also bombed his fleet at Taranto.

Meanwhile, in 1941 UKball and Free Franceball had liberated Abyssinia in East Africa and occupied his colonies there, as well as in Libya. His forces were hopeless in North Africa until Nazi Germanyball sent his panzers to help him out; then he was forced to send his troops to help invade Sovietball's vast clay. Then USAball and UKball kicked them out of North Africa altogether, despite Italyballs resistance (most notably the legendary Folgore Division), which saved the entire Axis army and was internationally acclaimed, such as by Winston Churchill and Erwin Rommell, despite Allied propaganda tried to hide it. Eventually, the Allies landed in Sardinia and Sicily by mid 1943, pushing up into Campania. At this point, Italyball had spent his resources, and was tired of the war; he dropped fascism in the coup of 25 Luglio 1943 and signed an armistice, but then Nazi Germanyball occupied the north of his clay and created a puppet state, Italian Social Republicball to continue the war as the Allies struggled up the Italian peninsula, with battles at Monte Cassio. Royal Italyball and Italian Social Republicball were in civil war; they teamed up only one time for kicking Franceball's ass who was trying to occupy Aosta Valleyball. Rome was liberated in mid 1944; but Italian Social Republicball kept fighting until the surrender of Nazi Germanyball in May 1945.

After the disaster of the war, which had wrecked Italyball's clay and industry, he decided to dispose of the monarchy in a referendum in 1947, after having lost his colonies and having to pay reparations. So, in 1947, The Kingdom of Italy became a Republic.

Modern Era (1947- present)

Italyball, after becoming a republic by popular referendum in 1947, started rebuilding his economy and industry based on loans from the Marshall Plan. He narrowly avoided a socialist victory in the elections, and became affiliated with USAball, NATOball and against Sovietball. He was forced to give up all his colonies to UKball, Franceball and Ethiopiaball except Italian Somalilandball; and he had to give up Albaniaball, the Dalmatian coastline, and some of Istria to Yugoslaviaball. He also had to pay reparations and was prohibited from owning heavy-duty military machines for some time.

In 1951, Italyball was invited to join the European Coal and Steel Community, which developed into the EEC in 1956/7 via the Treaty of Rome, with Franceball, West Germanyball and the BeNeLux balls. In 1960 he gave Somaliaball his independence; then he allowed USAball to place strategic missiles on his clay during the Cold War (the Jupiter Missiles). Those were removed following the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962. He also got rid of Mafia activities in the 1970s. In the late 1960s began a bad time for Italy. The Years of lead were a terroristic period in which many people died by mortal attempts.

Italyball developed a modern economy in the 1970s and 1980s, producing luxury brands like Ferrari. He joined the EU in 1993 as a founding member of the EEC after the Maastricht Treaty, and nowadays he partakes in only some coalitions to keep peace in the Middle East under NATOball. He is a member of the G20 & G7, and the fourth most developed EU member (third after Brexit). He now spends his time producing luxury sunglasses, good food, and patrolling the southern coast to keep a lookout for 8-ball and Middle Eastern refugees.

Together with his sisters Franceball and Spainball, they host the three Grand Tours of professional cycling. Italyball proudly hosts the Giro d'Italia every May (his sisters host the Tour and the Vuelta respectively).

On 21 February 2020, 2 clusters of COVID-19 infections were found in Lombardyball and Venetoball. Italyball locked himself down and every citizen is forced to quarantine themselves for 14 days can now leave their homes. This became a serious threat to Italyball and as of now, there are over 245 000 cases of COVID-19 in Italy along with 35 073 deaths. Italyball's healthcare infrastructure has been heavily strained and is currently facing his worst crisis since World War 2.

Flag Colour

Color Name		RGB	CMYK	HEX
	Green	0,146,70	1.0000, 0.0000, 0.5205, 0.4275	#009246
	White	255,255,255	N/A	#ffffff
	Red	206,43,55	C5-M94-Y99-K1	#ce2b37

Personality

Italyball tries to be friends with everyone. Despite his tries of being friendly with everyone he still has some resemblances of him during the fascist era and sometimes this causes some troubles. He doesn't seem to care about most things but is very serious about irredentism and taking back all the stolen lands from Croatiaball (Istriaball and Dalmatiaball) and Franceball (Savoyball, Niceball and especially Corsicaball) (who loves him in return as she loves every beautiful thing).

He's normally calm and relaxed but when his fascist counterpart takes his place he becomes very violent and forces everyone who uses the communistic "u" instead of the Latin "v" to drink the so-called "Olio di Ricino" used by him to torture communists during the fascist era. His favorite comic hero is Dr. Fascio, a fascist propaganda comic about a bolsheviks-killing doctor. He's very mad if someone insults his favorite football team, so mad that he can even send everyone to the hospital (Italyball: Of course I am violent, I have the blood of Roman legionaries in the veins!!! Capiche!!!) He does not like it when people think that all he does is eat pizza and pasta! he drinks wine too

How to draw

Drawing Italyball is easy.

1. Draw the basic circle shape and divide it into three vertical stripes.
2. Colour the stripes respectively of these colours: green, white, red
3. Add eyes and you've finished

Relations

Amici/Alleati (Friends/Allies)

• Albaniaball - One of my best friends, and my former colony. But... why are so many Albanians live in my country?! Io still love you my Bunkerous kind of Muslim broth-
• Kosovoball - Albaniaball's best friend. We have great diplomatic and cultural relations with each other, just like Albania.
• Algeriaball - Mio African friend. I'm his main European trading partner. We have a strong connection since the ancient times as he was part of my grandfather's clay, and he also asked me to help him make and direct the movie The Battle of Algiers.
• Argentinaball - My adoptive son, also pope and axis buddy. A lot of Argentines are from my ancestry.
• Australiaball - We have a friendly positive relationship, and many Italians are a fan of him. Although we are very far apart, we would often like to visit each other.
• Brazilball - Gib your father and uncles som monies plox. A lot of Brazilians are from my ancestry. He liberated me in WW2 along with USAball.
• Eritreaball - My crazy son! He is unlike my other colonial kebab sons, he used to love me. His president is an Italian descendant! Sometimes he even call me his papa and I feed him pasta everyday now and then as a child. His clay looks like mini me but, after the raw meat eater took you as a colony, he started to become psychopathic. He is rebelling and messing with his neighbors and worships this madman. WHY SON, WHY?! But I still love you mio cute little son <3. He escaped refuges mostly come to my clay from his evil government.
• Finlandball - My only Nordic friend. We were Axis Powers during WW2. Now we are EUball members but he is not part of NATOball because of neutrality. Still good friends. TAKE THAT LOSERS!!!
• Greeceball - My good pal, we both have an ancient and wonderful history and domination. Lets take monies from Germanyball! UNA FACCIA UNA RAZZA!
• Hungaryball - Another countryball that hates the 4th Reich. BUT YUO STOLE MIO FLAG!
• Serbiaball - We established relations since when he was a Ottoman's puppet, plus my districts really loved him since the Middle Ages Era. Loads of his tourists really love my clay alot. I am so sorry for bombing you but I had the benediction to do it. BUT CONTROL YOUR SISTER AND YOUR BROTHER!!!
• Indonesiaball - Vaticanball love him so much... (Even though he is a Kebab), He also say my food is better than Escargot, TAKE THAT FRANCEBALL!!!
• Israelcube - My culture enjoys a very high standing among those Israelis, who frequently visit me for education, work, tourism, and scientific and artistic exchanges. A strong community of Italian Jews who have made aliyah to him have strengthened cultural ties and promoted my culture in the country. It would be nicer if you stopped bullying Palestineball.
• Japanball - One of my best Asian friends. We were used to be Axis Powers and are still currently allies, and I am a huge fan of his Anime - specialmente Lupin III. I like making cosplay with him too and we both can into world's biggest comic conventions. I also love Super Mario Bros (but I don't talk like that!) Your anime called Jojo Bizzare Adventures was filmed in my clay! And some of my people are Jojo fans! NAISU NAISU! *Starts Giorno music*
• Libyaball - I created his clay. He used to hate me because I colonized him a few years ago, but he forgave me after I paid him for the old damages. We became very good friends and he gave me his oil... until he descended into civil war..
• Maltaball - Son. Are you sure you don't want to be part of me again?
• Monacoball - Son. He was born from a clay that I ceded to Franceball during my Unification. Now we have a solid relationship, and he refers to himself as a "Franceball thinking Italyballs". He also gave me Charles Leclerc (IL PREDESTINATOOOOOOOO).
• Philippinesball - My 2nd best asian friend. She loves my food and cartoons. There are a lot of Filipinos here, and recently they opened a Jollibe branch in Milanball. But what kind of spaghetti is this!? Too much sweetings! Also, why did one of her cults steal my flag?! But your speghetti looks good but sweet flavor kudos to you! I'm not even mad about it.
  • - Listen here you Catholic shit; I am not an cult! I am the one and only true church, and you are the first one to steal my flag!
• Polandball - Marsz marsz Dąbrowski, z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Happy 100th birthday!
• Romaniaball - Latin brother and good friend. We have a good relation. We are corrupt but we have the best dishes. He likes pizza, I like mititei. But STOP of likings 4th Reich, he doesn't even let you have Euro like me (I don't need this German currency).
• Russiaball - He is good friends with my brother. We both hate the debt collector and the 4th Reich. He also named the city of Tolyatti in honor of Italian politician Palmiro Togliatti. But I am confused what to say when the EU curses yuo. He also sent aid to me during my sufferings with da bats.
• San Marinoball - My tiny uncle. You are a rightful Italia clay! We're also like brothers.
• Somaliaball - Son. We have some common enemies. He brings a lot of refugees into my country. He and Libya does not adopt Italian culture and descended to civil war. I'm sorry, I did my best to help you guys.
• Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball - My great friend that has no clay but I still give him a few places to stay. He is of the very importance to me now and helps with military. I hate it when the others tell me that he is not a real and that he is just a figment of my imagination.
• Spainball - A very good friend, and also my sister, I totally understand her language, both have serious economic problems, we must take back our money with Portugalball.
• UKball - We're on good terms. I like his culture, and both of us have rivalry with France. He has a bad food reputation that makes us look even better. Thank goodness you left EUball. You were totally right about EUball. BUT SCHUMI BETTER DRIVER THAN HAMILTON! AND I WILL NEVER REMOVE LELLI KELLY!
• Uruguayball - I played a large role in his history for centuries, as the first settlers in Montevideo were Italians. He also celebrates my Founding Father Giuseppe Garibaldi as a hero and an important contributor towards his independence.
• Vaticanball - Home of Catholics. We used to have hate eachother. Now he's my cute little son. He thinks my head is very comfortable and is always sitting there!
• Saudi Arabiaball - My former enemy. He is no longer calling me a sick man. He also likes my Ferrari cars and my culture. And we also have common enemies.
• Malaysiaball - He is another Muslim countryball who likes mio pizza and pasta, and my dishes are Top #1 in one of his son! Especially Pasta Pasta and Little Italy.

Neutro (Neutral)

• Austriaball - A good friend, but please get your troops off from the border! And no, Io not gibbings South Tyrol back. Sorry.
• Belgiumball - A good friend. His Royal Family is from Italian heritage. However, remember Marcinelle!
• Canadaball - Good friend, and there are many Italians in his clay, BUT REMOVE PIZZA WITH ANANAS!
• Chinaball - CRETINO! TU SHOULDN'T HAVE EAT BAT SOUP! VA' IN MALORA! ALSO TU CAUSED THE MORTE OF 10 YEAR OLD WITH YOUR TIKTOK APP! THAT’S IT, I AM BANNING YOUR SHITTY APP RIGHT NOW! CAZZO YOU FOR SPREADING THE GODDAMN VIRUS TO EUROPE! QUESTO È TUTTO! HO FATTO CON TE E LA TUA MERDA! Well at least you sent aid to me in March... BUT THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ALMOST SENDING YOUR SPACE ROCKET ON ME! NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR ROCKETS BEFORE LAUNCHING THEM,IDIOTA!!!
• Croatiabal - Another thief, but still a slavic friend. You did really well in the World Cup.
• Donald Trump - He had praised my prime minister. We thank you so much! We both hate the 4th Reich. BUT DON'T BRING OUT MILITARY ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS! STOP BEING LIKE MUSSOLINI! IDIOTA FASCISTA!
• Egyptball - We have generally a cordial relationship, and we like to joke about Cleopatra VII's relationship with Mark Anthony but... TELL NOI THE TRUTH SU REGENI! (I'm looking at you, UK). I also support ethiopia in the dam dispute though, sorry friend. Also i heard that my popular anime (Jojo Bizzare Adventure) is filmed on yuor Clay!
• Franceball - Mia sorella. We both have lots of history and we are in NATO and EU. BUT MY FOOD IS BETTER THAN YOU!!! Also just because Mona Lisa is in your museum doesn't mean it's yours. In fact IT'S MINE, LEONARDO DA VINCI WAS ITALIAN, YOU HEAR ME?! She's also my football rival, I beat her in 1938, 1978 and 2006 world cups, but NEVER FORGET 1986, 1998 SEMI-FINAL AND EURO 2000 FINAL! Also stop being so arrogant and bossy! Despite this, we have a good relationship, and our capital cities are twinned esclusively with each other. Also can you gibs Niceball, Savoyball and Corsicaball, please?
• Germanyball - We enjoyed a special relationship after my unification. We also used to be Axis Powers and now we are EUball and NATOball members... but forcing me to pay debts is how you repay me? Cazzo off! I will leave the 4th Reich! HAHAHAHAHA! Rome shall rise again! But grazie mille for Schumi e Vettel.
• Ethiopiaball - He used to hate me because I occupied and tried to colonize him, but now we get very along and trade with each other. I supported him in his dam dispute and he even trusted me to help him build the dam. Me really liky your coffeee and cultures. I tried to rebuild one of his churches from his historical Axum days.
• Lithuaniaball - We estabilished relations since the 15th Century when he maintained intense contacts with the Republic of Veniceball. Now we are close defense allies. There's only one thing that I don't like of him: This! He eats PIZZA WITH KETCHUP, WHY?!
• Mexicoball - We get along.. but he stole my flag! Yet you can into Catholic. WHY YUO DESTROY DINOSAUR WITH YUOR MERDA METEOR, IO STILL OF WANT SEE MIO GORGEOUS DINOSAURI ANTROPOMORFI
• NATOball - I like working with you, we destroy terrorists and commies, and brought democracy to other countries, especially the Eastern Europe. However, I still haven't forgotten your involvement in a certain event that affected me a lot.
• Netherlandsball - We really get along, but he beated me at the Eurovision Song Contest when I clearly had the better song! Mahmood is better than Duncan Laurence! And Charles Leclerc is better than Max Verstappen!
• South Koreaball - We remember 2002 World Cup! Unforgivable!. Though you beat Germany in 2018 World Cup; I'll forgive you. But remove KPop!
• Tunisiaball - My African nephew. We used to be enemies in the past, but we're getting along with each other and I'm teaching him how make pizza and sometimes he calls me for daddy. AND sometimes I get angry at him for claiming that Malta was his SISTER brother, also sent me refugees and arguing about Pantelleriaball and Sicilyball belongs to him. I will give you Pantelleria if you only tell your sister that I'm her real father.
• USAball - I am in one of his NATOball alliance, and there are many Italians who immigrated to him, secretary Pompeo's father was also from my clay. I wish you a very good luck with your new president. (BUT I DON'T SOUND LIKE WHAT YOU THINK I DO SO STOP TRYING YOU FUCKING REAPER! ONE DAY I WILL GET BACK MY SOVERGINITY YOU SON OF A BITCH!) Also that "thing" yuo make that yuo call pizza IS NOT PIZZA! I DECLARE WAR ON ANY BAD PIZZA MAKERS! NO ONE CAN OUTPIZZA THE HUT, YOU SAY? WELL I JUST DID, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! ITALY OUTPIZZAS THE HUT! AND ALSO ITALIAN PIZZA >>> CHICAGO/NEW YORK PIZZA
• Vietnamball - My relationship with him is normal, and most of Vietnameses like my cartoons, most notably the Winx Club series. We both hate China for spreading COVID-19! But why yuo callings me "Ý?!

Nemici (Enemies)

• EUball - EVIL SON OF BAGUETTE AND BEER WHO TREATS ME LIKE MERDA AND INSISTS ME WHEN I CLOSE PORTS FROM IMMIGRANTS! Me? A racist? Oho really? I accepted Kebab Immagrents from my former colonies who are in anarchy! Oh yeah and also I love Eritrean Habesha immagrents who escaped from evil Isias. Don´t call me a racist if I prefer my colonial subjects over stranger kebabs who are Illegals! Also.....SAYS TU WHO INTO 4TH GERMAN REICH, NOW I HAVE BETTER GOVERNMENT AND TU COMPLAIN?! ONE DAY I WILL LEAVE TU AND NEVER REGRET!
• North Koreaball - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON Eritreaball YOU EVIL COMMIE!!! REMOVE KIM JOUNG UN! But Eritrea is also commie
• Bangladeshball - Stop coming and scamming my tourists, they want to stop coming, and don't force anything into people's hands or else I will remove tu!
• Palestineball - YOU IS OF ISRAELI!!! YOU ARE JUST BEINGS ISRAEL'S CLAY OCCUPIED BY ARABS!!! (But i actually into recognizing him secretly when Israelcube isn't looking)
• Sloveniaball - Melania Trump your husband is a idiot like my Prime Minister so nope, no access to my country! TRIESTE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!!! YOU HEAR THAT?! IL MIO!!!
• Afghanistanball, Syriaball and Iraqball - ARE YOU STUPID?!?! YOU ARE FAR WORSE THAN EUBALL! SYRIA I SUPPORT FSABALL AGAINST YOU!
• Crimeaball - Crimea is Ukraine!
• Swedenball - TU NON MI PIACI!!! Could not into World Cup 2018 because of voi, REMOVE BÖRK!!! (Mia sorella Francia got her revenge for both of noi via Englandball) And he eats PASTA WITH KETCHUP AND PIZZA WITH BANANA TOPPING!!! OH DIO!!! TU SINNER!!! I DECLARE WAR ON BAD PASTA AND PIZZA MAKERS! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!! I dont care that Pewdiepie and Cutiepiemarzia are partners. Hahahahah I beat you for the 2026 winter olympics! Take that Sweden!
• Norwayball - Swedenball's brother. He get annoying when keeps saying that Leif Erikson was the first to explore North America instead of Christopher Columbus. Also, remove Grandiosa Pizza!
• New York Cityball - Goddamit Cuomo brothers. Your Pizza taste awful and trash HAHAHAHA! Come to my clay for what's the different taste of pizza between you and mio!
• Hawaiiball - MAMMAMIA!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!!
• Indiaball - He hates Rahul Gandhi so REMOVE CURRY!!!
• Pakistanball - Same as Indiaball! Any of them is bad.
• ISISball - Everyone hates him, me too, SO REMOVE THIS SMELLY JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!
• Arab Leagueball - MAMMAMIAA!!!! DARE YUO PUT KEBABS ON PIZZA AND PASTA??!!! *Faints*
• Stone ceiling - MAMMAMIA!!!! WHY YOU KILLED OUR BELOVED CAESAR?!?!
• Yugoslaviaball - When he was still alive he killed a lot of Italians by throwing them onto the Foibe! I'll never forget it!
• Scotlandball - DID YOU JUST, DEEP FRY PASTA, THEN MADE THOSE ITTALIANOS EAT THAT PIECE OF MERDA WITH PLASTIC FORKS?! VAFFANCULO!!

Regionballs

• Abruzzoball - My region with parks, wolves, bears and steak, he is known for making arrosticini and also the highest mountain in Central Italy. Sadly he got hit by an earthquake in 2009.

• Aosta Valleyball - My french-speaking region who is not only famous for being french but also being the smallest and least densely populated region in my clay. He can also beings of rich.

• Apuliaball - Good sea and food, he is has particular houses in his clay and known also for la mafia.

• Basilicataball - Irrelevant region, he has very low population and is very poor like Calabriaball. But he has a very interesting city called ''Matera'', which is also known as the city of rocks.

• Calabriaball - Has some spicy food and is also one of the most poorest regions in my clay due to Mafia.

• Campaniaball - Here’s the most dangerous volcano in Europe, but also the best pizza and tourism. But still suffers of corruption because of his bratty son, Naples.

• Emilia-Romagnaball - World famous food, Ferrari, and an infamously bad flag. He can into tortellini too!

• Friuli-Venezia Giuliaball - Similar to Venetoball, but a little more slavic. Also don't let Sloveniaball steal your Trieste!

• Lazioball - The region of the capital Romeball.

• Liguriaball - Good sea and good food and a very big port! However, his son was sad due to his bridge collapsing.

• Lombardyball - My richest region named after the Germanic Barbarians. He is the most populous region of Italy and can of big economy, until COVID-19 came and made Lombardy the region with most cases and deaths.

• Marcheball - A small, irrelevant but with cool tourism and very popular traditions of his clay, he got hit by two earthquakes in 1997 and 2016, but he is still good. Also, say ciao to San Marino!

• Moliseball - Oh, a region who's new to my country, but he is too irrelevant because there are some people thinking that he doesn't exist. Also he suffers from population decrease.

• Piedmontball - Gibs Nutella, wine and Fiat. He is also famous for tourism in Turin!

• Sardiniaball - A region that speaks his own language and wants independence.

• Sicilyball - A beautiful region but also the most dangerous because mafia was born here.

• Tuscanyball - Most cultural region (Dante, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo and many other important people were born there)

• Trentinoball - My region that has mountains and a brother that speaks German. South Tyrol is not Yours

• Umbriaball - Religious region, he can into many catholics. However, one of them collapsed during the 1997 earthquake, but then it was rebuilt.

• Venetoball - One of my richest and beautiful regions but also the most blasphemous. Also, no independence!