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Italy-icon Italyball

VItalyball, officially known as the Pizza Italian Republicball, is a bass player countryball in Europe, and the favorite grandchild of SPQR-icon SPQRball. Italyball appears in a lot of the Polandball comics, Often with Vatican-icon Vaticanball and San Marino-icon San Marinoball on its head. It is always celebrating its culture, art, history, and other "beautiful" things ... but it hates very much when people think it is only pizza and pasta. It thinks they should know more.  Italy is the 71st largest country, and as of 2019, it has a population of 60.52 million inhabitants.

Italy is a great power and it has the world's largest number of World Heritage Sites (55). It is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty) and of the G7 (or Group of seven). Italyball is friends with both Russia-icon Russiaball (Italyball: stop with this thing of Third Rome) and USA-icon USAball (Italyball: stop trying to be a wannabe Roman Empire too).

Italyball was the host of the two FIFA World Cups: the first time in 1934 and the second time in 1990. Italy can into space along with ESAball and can into Nukes along with NATO-icon NATOball.

It's independence day is on the 2nd of June.

One important thing to know about Italyball it that it hates any pizza recipe that is not of his own.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a female noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Italy-icon Italian).

History

Unification (1848-1871)

The Italian stateballs had been divided for centuries since the fall of the glorious SPQR-icon SPQRball in 476 AD, but only after the Enlightenment and subsequent Napoleonic Wars, did a sense of Italian nationalism and unity begin growing amongst the Italian Stateballs, particularly after the Revolutions of 1848 which rocked the European continent. In 1859, the Kingdom of Sardiniaball annexed many of the Northern Italian Stateballs, such as Tuscany-icon Tuscanyball, Modenaball, Massa-icon Massaball, and Parmaball. He then fought a war against Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball Austrian Empire-icon (crown) Habsburgball with the help of France-icon Franceball to liberate Lombardia, in exchange for giving Nice and Savoy to Franceball.

Then in 1860, Sardinia-icon Sardiniaball led his Redshirts' Expedition of the Thousand to Two Siciliesball's clay, which was then forced to join the new union, leading to Sardinia-icon Sardiniaball to proclaim himself as Italy-icon the Kingdom of Italyball in 1861. He then set about reclaiming 'Italia Irredenta' (Unredeemed Italy). In 1866, he teamed up with Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball against Austria-icon Habsburgball again, gaining Venice from Franceball, who had obtained it from Austrian Empire-iconAustrian Empireball directly. Then Italyball turned on France-icon Franceball's ally Vatican-icon Papal Statesball while France-icon Franceball was distracted by the North German stateballs during the Franco-Prussian war of 1870-71. Rome was 'liberated' by Italyball, and became the new capital, with Vatican-icon Papal Statesball protesting vehemently.

Expansion (1871-1915)

Throughout the 1870s and 1880s, Italyball worked to secure diplomatic ties with his neighbors; in 1882 he signed an alliance with German Empire-icon German Empireball and Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball despite their differences over the Adriatic lands, then he signed a naval agreement with UK-icon UKball in 1887 regarding the Mediterranean passage. He also colonized East Africa in 1889, adopting Eritrea-icon Italian Eritreaball and Somalia-icon Italian Somalilandball. He was however beaten to the punch by France-icon Franceball who took Tunisiaball in 1881 before he could. He was, however shamefully defeated at the Battle of Adawa in 1896 by Ethiopiaball.

By 1900 Italyball had established himself as a world power; taking part in the 1897 Cretan expedition, and the international relief expedition of 1900 during the Boxer Rebellion. In 1908, Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball annexed Bosnia-Herzegovina outright from a dying Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball, causing Italyball to declare war for the Dodecanese Islands, and Cyrenaciaball (now Libya-icon Libyaball) and his clay in 1911-12. He stayed neutral for the first few months of the Great War when it broke out in August 1914, because German Empire-icon German Empireball and Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball were the aggressors, but the Allies convinced Italyball to join them in 1915 with promises of Dalmatia-icon Dalmatia, Trentino-icon Trentino, Istria-icon Istria, and colonies.

Austria-Hungary-icon World War 1 and Interbellum Kingdom of Italy-icon (1916 soldier) (1915-1939)

Italyball fought hard against Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball, with whom he was evenly matched in the Julian Alps, but was defeated at Caporetto in 1917, but triumphed at Vittorio Veneto in 1918, shortly after which Austria-Hungary-icon Austria-Hungaryball signed an armistice at Vila Gusti. Italyball had been bankrupted by the war, and turned briefly towards socialism when he didn't get all he was expecting at the Peace Conference (he got only Trentino-icon Trentino, Trieste-icon Trieste, Istria-icon Istria, Fiume and Zadar-icon Zadar). In 1922 a cancer cell called Benito Mussolini turned Italyball in fascist and Marched on Rome-icon Rome; it took until 1925 for him to completely abandon democracy. In the 1920s, he pioneered aviation, and took part in pacifying a colonial uprising in Libya-icon Libya; in 1929 he signed the Lateran Pact with the new Vatican-icon Vatican City and in the 1930s, he began building up a vast armaments industry in preparation for war, as he had to prevent the newly Nazified Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball from Anschlussing Austriaball in 1934.

In 1934, following border clashes at Wal-Wal, Italyball manufactured a casus-belli for war against(Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball) despite a mutual 1928 non-aggression pact. He invaded in 1935, and as Ethiopia committed war crimes, he used poison gas and bombers to massacre 8-icon 8balls, eventually annexing their clay to create Italian East Africaball. This led to international outrage, and League of Nations-icon League of Nationsball condemned Italyball's actions by introducing half-hearted economic sanctions. Italyball left the League and abandoned the democracies (UK-icon UKball and France-icon Franceball) in response, to formulate an alliance with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball, aligning themselves in the 1936 Anti-Comintern Pact and Rome-Berlin Axis. They were further drawn into each other by their assistance of Spain-icon Nationalist Spainball in the Spanish Civil War (1936-39), and the lack of Italyball's criticism of Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's remilitarization of the Rhineland, then his Anschluss of Austriaball successfully conducted in March 1938. He stood by his new ally in the Czech-icon Czech crisis of September 1938. Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball pressured his friend into adopting racial laws against Israel-icon Jewcubes in 1938 as well.

Nazi-icon USA-icon World War 2 and Republic Fascist Italy-icon Italy-icon (1939-1947)

In March 1939, Italyball Invaded Albania-icon Albaniaball's clay, who had been his protectorate since 1926. He then signed the Pact of Steel with Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball; however he was left shocked when Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball signed a nonaggression pact with their mortal enemy, Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, and even more so when they invaded Poland-icon Polandball jointly in September 1939. Italyball again stayed neutral for the first stretch of the war, but after seeing Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball's blitzkrieg through Western Europe and the fall of France-icon Franceball in mid-1940, Italyball jumped in half-preparedly. Italyball got to occupy parts of Vichy France-icon Vichy Franceball's clay afterward, though he got his ass kicked by Greece-icon Greeceball in November 1940 when he tried to invade, resulting in Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball having to come to bail him out the following year with a Balkan campaign. Italy occupied most of Greece, Yugoslavia, and some of the southern Balkans afterward.UK-icon UKball had also bombed his fleet at Taranto.

Meanwhile, in 1941 UK-icon UKball and France-icon Free Franceball had liberated Ethiopia-icon Abyssinia in East Africa and occupied his colonies there, as well as in Libya. His forces were hopeless in North Africa until Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball sent his panzers to help him out; then he was forced to send his troops to help invade Soviet-icon Sovietball's vast clay. Then USA-icon USAball and UK-icon UKball kicked them out of North Africa altogether, despite Italyballs resistance (most notably the legendary Folgore Division), which saved the entire Axis army and was internationally acclaimed, such as by Winston Churchill and Erwin Rommell, despite Allied propaganda tried to hide it. Eventually, the Allies landed in Sardinia-icon Sardinia and Sicily-icon Sicily by mid 1943, pushing up into Campania. At this point, Italyball had spent his resources, and was tired of the war; he dropped fascism in the coup of 25 Luglio 1943 and signed an armistice, but then Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball occupied the north of his clay and created a puppet state, Italian Social Republic-icon Italian Social Republicball to continue the war as the Allies struggled up the Italian peninsula, with battles at Monte Cassio. Italian-Empire-icon Royal Italyball and Italian Social Republic-icon Italian Social Republicball were in civil war; they teamed up only one time for kicking Free France-icon Franceball's ass who was trying to occupy Aosta Valley-icon Aosta Valleyball. Rome was liberated in mid 1944; but Italian Social Republic-icon Italian Social Republicball kept fighting until the surrender of Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball in May 1945.

After the disaster of the war, which had wrecked Italyball's clay and industry, he decided to dispose of the monarchy in a referendum in 1947, after having lost his colonies and having to pay reparations. So, in 1947, Italian-Empire-icon The Kingdom of Italy became a Italy-icon Republic.

NATO-icon EU-icon Modern Era Italy-icon (1947- present)

Italyball, after becoming a republic by popular referendum in 1947, started rebuilding his economy and industry based on loans from the Marshall Plan. He narrowly avoided a socialist victory in the elections, and became affiliated with USA-icon USAball,NATO-icon NATOball and against Soviet-icon Sovietball. He was forced to give up all his colonies to UK-icon UKball, France-icon Franceball and Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball except Somalia-icon Italian Somalilandball; and he had to give up Albania-icon Albaniaball, the Dalmatian coastline, and some of Istria to Serbia-icon Yugoslaviaball. He also had to pay reparations and was prohibited from owning heavy-duty military machines for some time.

In 1951, Italyball was invited to join the European Coal and Steel Community, which developed into the EU-icon EEC in 1956/7 via the Treaty of Rome, with France-icon Franceball, Germany-icon West Germanyball and the Belgium-icon BeNeLux balls. In 1960 he gave Somalia-icon Somaliaball his independence; then he allowed USA-icon USAball to place strategic missiles on his clay during the Cold War (the Jupiter Missiles). Those were removed following the Soviet-iconCuba-icon Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962. He also got rid of Mafia activities in the 1970s. In the late 1960s began a bad time for Italy. The Years of lead were a terroristic period in which many people died by mortal attempts.

Italyball developed a modern economy in the 1970s and 1980s, producing luxury brands like Ferrari. He joined the EU-icon EU in 1993 as a founding member of the EU-icon EEC after the Maastricht Treaty, and nowadays he partakes in only some coalitions to keep peace in the Middle East under NATO-icon NATOball. He is a member of the G20 & G7, and the fourth most developed EU-icon EU member (third after UK-iconEngland-icon Brexit). He now spends his time producing luxury sunglasses, good food, and patrolling the southern coast to keep a lookout for 8-icon 8-ball and Middle Eastern refugees.

Together with his sisters France-icon Franceball and Spain-icon Spainball, they host the three Grand Tours of professional cycling. Italyball proudly hosts the Giro d'Italia every May (his sisters host the Tour and the Vuelta respectively).

On 21 February 2020, 2 clusters of COVID-19 infections were found in Lombardyball and Venetoball. Italyball locked himself down and every citizen is forced to quarantine themselves for 14 days can now leave their homes. This became a serious threat to Italy-iconItalyball and as of now, there are over 245 000 cases of COVID-19 in Italy along with 35 073 deaths. Italyball's healthcare infrastructure has been heavily strained and is currently facing his worst crisis since World War 2.

Flag Colour

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Green 0,146,70 1.0000, 0.0000, 0.5205, 0.4275 #009246
White 255,255,255 N/A #ffffff
Red 206,43,55 C5-M94-Y99-K1 #ce2b37

Personality

Italyball tries to be friends with everyone. Despite his tries of being friendly with everyone he still has some resemblances of him during the fascist era and sometimes this causes some troubles. He doesn't seem to care about most things but is very serious about irredentism and taking back all the stolen lands from Croatia-icon Croatiaball (Istriaball and Dalmatiaball) and France-icon Franceball (Savoyball, Niceball and especially Corsicaball) (who loves him in return as she loves every beautiful thing).

He's normally calm and relaxed but when his fascist counterpart takes his place he becomes very violent and forces everyone who uses the communistic "u" instead of the Latin "v" to drink the so-called "Olio di Ricino" used by him to torture communists during the fascist era. His favorite comic hero is Dr. Fascio, a fascist propaganda comic about a bolsheviks-killing doctor. He's very mad if someone insults his favorite football team, so mad that he can even send everyone to the hospital (Italyball: Of course I am violent, I have the blood of Roman legionaries in the veins!!! Capiche!!!) He does not like it when people think that all he does is eat pizza and pasta! he drinks wine too

How to draw

  1. Draw the basic circle shape and divide it into three vertical stripes.
  2. Colour the stripes respectively of these colours: green, white, red
  3. Add eyes and you've finished

Relations

Amici/Alleati (Friends/Allies)

  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - One of my best friends. But... why so many Albanians in my country?! Io still love you my pervert kind of Muslim broh-
  • Algeria-icon Algeriaball - African friend. I'm his main European trading partner. We have a strong connection since ancient times as he was part of my grandfather's clay, and he also asked me to help him make and direct the movie The Battle of Algiers.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - My adoptive son, also pope and axis buddy. A lot of Argentinaballs are from my ancestry
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - We have a friendly positive relationship, and many Italyballs are fans of him. Although we are very far apart, we would often like to visit each other.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - Gib your father and uncles som monies plox. A lot of Brazilballs are from my ancestry. He liberated me in WW2 with USA-icon USAball.
  • Finland-icon Finlandball - My only Nordic friend. We were Axis Powers during WW2. Now we are EU-icon EUball members but he is not part of NATO-icon NATOball because of neutrality. Still good friends. TAKE THAT LOSERS!!!
  • Greece-icon Greeceball - Good pal, we both can into ancient history and domination. Lets take monies from Germanyball! UNA FACCIA UNA RAZZA❤️
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - Another countryball that hates the EU-icon 4th Reich. BUT YUO STOLE MIO FLAG. 
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Vatican love him so much... (Even though he is a Kebab), He also say my food is better than France-icon Escargot, TAKE THAT FRANCEBALL!!!!
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - My culture enjoys a very high standing among Israelis, who frequently visit me for education, work, tourism, and scientific and artistic exchanges. A strong community of Italian Jews who have made aliyah to Israelcube have strengthened cultural ties and promoted my culture in the country.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - One of my best Asian friends. We were Axis Powers and are currently allies, and I am huge fan of his Anime - specialmente Lupin III. I like making cosplay with him too and we both can into world's biggest comic conventions. But I don't talk like that! Remove Super Mario Bros! Your anime called Jojo Bizzare Adventures was filmed in my clay! And some of my people are Jojo fans. NICE! *Starts Giorno music*
  • Libya-icon Libyaball - I created his clay. He used to hate me because I colonized him years ago, but he forgave me after I paid him for the old damages. We became very good friends and he gave me his oil... until he descended in civil war.
  • Monaco-icon Monacoball - Son. He was born from a clay that I ceded to Franceball during my Unification. Now we have a solid relationship, and he refers to himself as a "Franceball thinking Italyballs". He also gave me Charles Leclerc (IL PREDESTINATOOOOOOOO).
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - My old ally and close friend, she loves my food and cartoons. There are a lot of Filipinos here, and recently they opened a Jollibe branch in Milanball. But what kind of spaghetti is this?! Also, why did one of her religious cult steal my flag?! But your speghetti looks good but sweet flavor kudos to you! I'm not even mad about it.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Marsz marsz Dąbrowski, z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Happy 100th birthday!
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Brother and good friend. We have a good relation. We are corrupt but we have the best food. He likes pizza, I like mititei.But STOP of likings EU-icon 4th Reich,he doesn't even let you have Euro like me(I don't need this German currency).
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - He is good friends with my Vatican-icon brother. We both hate the Germany-icon debt collector and the EU-icon 4th Reich. He also named the city of Tolyatti in honor of Italian politician Palmiro Togliatti. But I am confused what to say when the EU curses yuo.
  • San Marino-icon San Marinoball - My uncle. You are rightful Italia clay! We're also like brothers.
  • Somalia-icon Somaliaball - Son. We have some India-icon Sweden-icon Ethiopia-icon common enemies. But He hates me for my colonial anti- Kebab faze like Libya.I also aided him in the ogedon war. (Ogedon is yours my son...not the The EVIL SON WHO DENIES MY EXISTANCE ) But now he cannot into goverment!!! Sorry to you and Libya Kebab sons :(
  • Malta-icon Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball - My Adoptive son who I took in and who has no clay but I still give him a few places to stay. He is of the very importance to me now and helps with military.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Very good friend, I totally understand his language, both have serious economic problems, we must take back money with Portugal-icon Portugalball
  • UK-icon UKball - We're on good terms. I like his culture, and both of us have rivalry with France. Has bad food reputation that makes us look even better. You were totally right about EU-icon EUball. BUT SCHUMI BETTER DRIVER THAN HAMILTON! AND I WILL NEVER REMOVE LELLI KELLY!
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - I played a large role in his history for centuries, as the first settlers in Montevideo were Italians. He also celebrates my Founding Father Giuseppe Garibaldi as a hero and an important contributor towards his independence.
  • Vatican-icon Vaticanball - Home of Catholics. We used to have hate. Now he's like my little brother (literally). He thinks my head is very comfortable and is always sitting there! 

Neutro (Neutral)

  • Austria-icon Austriaball - Good friend, but please get your troops off the border! And no, Io not gibbings South Tyrol back.
  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball - Good friend. His Royal Family is of Italian heritage. However, remember Marcinelle!
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Good friend and there are many Italians in his clay, BUT REMOVE PIZZA WITH ANANAS!
  • Croatia-icon Croatiabal - Another thief, but still a slavic friend. You did really well in the World Cup.
  • Donald Trump-icon Donald Trump - He had praised my prime minister. We thank you so much! We both hate the EU-icon 4th Reich. BUT DON'T BRING OUT MILITARY ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS! STOP BEING LIKE MUSSOLINI! IDIOTA FASCISTA!
  • Egypt-icon Egyptball - We have generally a cordial relationship, and we like to joke about Cleopatra VII's relationship with Mark Anthony but... TELL NOI THE TRUTH SU REGENI! (I'm looking at you, UK)
  • France-icon Franceball - Mia sorella. We both have lots of history and we are in NATO and EU. BUT MY FOOD IS BETTER!!!!! Also just because Mona Lisa is in your museum doesn't mean it's yours. In fact IT'S MINE, LEONARDO DA VINCI WAS ITALIAN!!!!! She's also my football rival, I beat her in 1938,1978 and 2006 world cups, but NEVER FORGET 1986,1998 SEMI-FINAL AND EURO 2000 FINAL! Also stop being so arrogant and bossy! Despite this, we have a good relationship, and our capital cities are twinned esclusively with each other. Also can you gibs Niceball, Savoyball and Corsicaball, please?
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - We enjoyed a special relationship after my unification. We also used to be Axis Powers and now we are EU-icon EUball and NATO-icon NATOball members... but debt is how you repay me? Fuck off! I will leave the Italy-icon 4th Reich! HAHAHAHAHA! Rome shall rise again But grazie mille for Schumi e Vettel.
  • Ethiopia-icon Ethiopiaball - He used to hate me because I occupied and tried to colonize him, but now we get very along and trade with each other. Me really liky your coffeee!!! I consider it a great son. Also we have Saudi Arabia-icon A common kebab enemy
  • Lithuania-icon Lithuaniaball - We estabilished relations since the 15th Century when he maintained intense contacts with the Republic of Veniceball. Now we are close defense allies. There's only one thing that I don't like of him: This! He eats PIZZA WITH KETCHUP!!!
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - We get along.. but he stole my flag! Yet you can into Catholic
  • NATO-icon NATOball - I like working with you, destroying terrorists and commies, and bringing democracy to other countries. However, I still haven't forgotten your involvement in a certain event that affected me a lot.
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - We get along, but he beats me at the Eurovision Song Contest when I clearly had the better song! Mahmood is better than Duncan Laurence! And Charles Leclerc is better than Max Verstappen!
  • Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball - My African nephew. We used to be enemies in the past, but we're getting along with each other and i´m teaching him how make pizza and sometimes he calls me for daddy. Sometimes I get angry at him for claiming that Malta is his SISTER Brother, Sending me refugees and arguing about Pantelleriaball and Sicily-icon Sicilyball belongs to him. I will give you Pantelleria if you only tell your sister that I'm her real father.
  • USA-icon USAball - I am in his NATO-icon NATOball alliance, and there are many Italians who immigrated to him. I wish you good luck with your new president. (BUT I DON'T SOUND LIKE WHAT YOU THINK I DO SO STOP TRYING YOU FUCKING REAPER! ONE DAY I WILL GET BACK MY SOVERGINITY YOU SON OF A BITCH!) Also that "thing" yuo make that yuo call pizza IS NOT PIZZA! I DECLARE WAR ON BAD PIZZA MAKERS! NO ONE CAN OUTPIZZA THE HUT, YOU SAY? WELL I JUST DID, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! ITALY OUTPIZZAS THE HUT! AND ALSO ITALIAN PIZZA >>> CHICAGO/NEW YORK PIZZA
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - My relationship with him is normal, and most of Vietnamballs like my cartoons, most notably the Winx Club series. We both also hate China for spreading COVID-19 (Coronavirus)

Nemici (Enemies)

  • Coronavirus-icon COVID-19: Merda!!! Uccidi così tante persone! Pagherai feccia Cinese! TU FORCE ME INTO LOCKDOWN!!!
  • China-icon Chinaball - CRETINO! TU SHOULDN'T HAVE EAT BAT SOUP! VA' IN MALORA!
  • EU-icon EUball - EVIL SON OF BAGUETTE AND BEER WHO TREATS ME LIKE MERDA AND INSISTS ME WHEN I CLOSE PORTS FROM IMMIGRANTS! Me? A racist? Oho really? SAYS TU WHO INTO 4TH GERMAN REICH, NOW I HAVE BETTER GOVERNMENT AND TU COMPLAIN?! ONE DAY I WILL LEAVE TU AND NEVER REGRET!
  • Eritrea-icon Eritreaball - Crazy son! He unlike my other colonial kebab sons, he used to love me.He likes my pizza and inspiration. But after the raw meat eater took you as a colony, he started to become phycopathic. He is rebelling and messing with his neighbors and worships North Korea-icon this madman. WHY SON WHY! But I still love you <3
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON YOU EVIL COMMIE! YOUR A DISGUSTING TREAT TO HUMANITY! NEVER TOUCH MY SON AGAIN! AND STOP TERRORIZING EVERYONE WITH YOUR DICATARTORSHIP!!!!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - Whats wrong with yuo? I didnt do anything wrong with you! And im not sick man! But yuo like my Cars but this is how you regret me?!
  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball - Stop coming and scamming my tourists, they will want to stop coming, and don't force things into people's hands or else I will remove tu
  • Slovenia-icon Sloveniaball - Melania Trump your husband is a idiot like my Prime Minister so nope, no access to my country! TRIESTE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!!! YOU HEAR THAT?! IL MIO!!!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Stupid thieves (we remember 2002 World Cup! Unforgivable!) REMOVE KPOP!!! Though you beat Germany in 2018 World Cup; I forgive you but will not forget!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - TU NON MI PIACI!!! Could not into World Cup 2018 because of voi, REMOVE BÖRK!!! (Mia sorella Francia got her revenge for both of noi via England-icon Englandball) And he eats PASTA WITH KETCHUP AND PIZZA WITH BANANA TOPPING! OH DIO! TU SINNER! I DECLARE WAR ON BAD PASTA AND PIZZA MAKERS! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!! but Pewdiepie and Cutiepiemarzia are partners tho. Hahahahah I beat you for the 2026 winter olympics! Take that Sweden!
  • Norway-icon NorwayballSweden-icon Swedenball's brother. He get annoying when keeps saying that Leif Erikson was the first to explore North America instead of Christopher Columbus. Also, remove Grandiosa Pizza!
  • NYC-icon New York Cityball - Goddamit Cuomo brothers. Your Pizza taste awful and trash HAHAHAHA! Come to my clay for what's different taste of pizza between us.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Everyone hates him, me too, SO REMOVE THIS SMELLY JIHAD!!!!!!!!!
  • Yugoslavia-icon Yugoslaviaball - When he was still alive he killed a lot of Italian civilians throwing them in the foibe! I'll never forget it!
  • Everyone who remixes Bella Ciao and plays it on night clubs - Why? How dare you use a patriotic song for fun? How would you feel if I used the Star-Spangled Banner as a birthday song?  Or "God save the queen" as a meme template?

Regionballs

  • Abruzzo-icon Abruzzoball: My region with parks, wolves, bears and steak
  • Campania-icon Campaniaball: Here’s the most dangerous volcano in Europe, but also the best pizza
  • Liguria-icon Liguriaball: Good sea and good food but not good bridges
  • Sardinia-icon Sardiniaball: A region that speaks his own language and wants independence
  • Sicily-icon Sicilyball: Beautiful region but also the region where mafia born
  • Tuscany-icon Tuscanyball: Most cultural region (Dante, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo and many other important people were born there)
  • Veneto-icon Venetoball: One of my richest regions but also the most blasphemous

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