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Relations and opinions
Azerbaijanball Gibs oils
Racist Wahabi shithead (Until 2020)
San Marinoball ( You know that you are mine...Just waiting for the day....)
PIGS, creepypasta, Annoying habeshas, Paul brothers, when someone touches his spaghetti, Angela Merkel ,Emmanuel Macron
(and also Merkelreich), NGOs, economic migrants, migrant smuggling, Lewis Hamilton, Wario pizza with pineapple, Waluigi, being sick, When the pasta shelves are empty, pizza with ketchup, and pizza with potatoes, COVID-19
|Kingdom of Italyball|
Is of importants
Can into space?
|“||La mia pizza è decisamente migliore. (My pizza is way better.)||”|VItalyball, officially known as the YeeishItalian Boot Republicball, is a countryball in Europe, and the favorite grandchild of SPQRball. Italyball appears in a lot of the Polandball comics, Often with Vaticanball and San Marinoball on its head. It is always celebrating its culture, art, history, and other "beautiful" things ... but it hates very much when people think it is only pizza and pasta. It thinks they should know more.
Italy is the 71st largest country, and as of 2019, it has a population of 60.52 million inhabitants.
Italy is a great power and it has the world's largest number of World Heritage Sites (55). It is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty) and of the G7 (or Group of Seven). Italyball is friends with both Russiaball (Italyball: stop with this thing of Third Rome) and the USAball (Italyball: stop trying to be a wannabe Roman Empire too).
Italyball was the host of the two FIFA World Cups: the first time in 1934 and the second time in 1990. Italy can into space along with ESAball and can into Nukes along with NATOball.
It's independence day is on the 2nd of June.
One important thing to know about Italyball it that it hates any pizza recipe that is not of his own, especially Pinapple Pizza.
- 1 History
- 2 Flag Colour
- 3 Personality
- 4 How to draw
- 5 Relations
- 6 Regionballs
- 7 Gallery
The Italian stateballs had been divided for centuries since the fall of the glorious SPQRball in 476 AD, but only after the Enlightenment and subsequent Napoleonic Wars, did a sense of Italian nationalism and unity begin growing amongst the Italian Stateballs, particularly after the Revolutions of 1848 which rocked the European continent. In 1859, the Kingdom of Sardiniaball annexed many of the Northern Italian Stateballs, such as Tuscanyball, Modenaball, Massaball, and Parmaball. He then fought a war against Austrian Empireball Habsburgball with the help of Franceball to liberate Lombardia, in exchange for giving Nice and Savoy to Franceball.
Then in 1860, Sardiniaball led his Redshirts' Expedition of the Thousand to Two Siciliesball's clay, which was then forced to join the new union, leading to Sardiniaball to proclaim himself as the Kingdom of Italyball in 1861. He then set about reclaiming 'Italia Irredenta' (Unredeemed Italy). In 1866, he teamed up with Prussiaball against Habsburgball again, gaining Venice from Franceball, who had obtained it from Austrian Empireball directly. Then Italyball turned on Franceball's ally Papal Statesball while Franceball was distracted by the North German stateballs during the Franco-Prussian war of 1870-71. Rome was 'liberated' by Italyball, and became the new capital, with Papal Statesball protesting vehemently.
Throughout the 1870s and 1880s, Italyball worked to secure diplomatic ties with his neighbors; in 1882 he signed an alliance with German Empireball and Austria-Hungaryball despite their differences over the Adriatic lands, then he signed a naval agreement with UKball in 1887 regarding the Mediterranean passage. He also colonized East Africa in 1889, adopting Italian Eritreaball and Italian Somalilandball. He was however beaten to the punch by Franceball who took Tunisiaball in 1881 before he could. He was, however shamefully defeated at the Battle of Adawa in 1896 by Ethiopiaball.
By 1900 Italyball had established himself as a world power; taking part in the 1897 Cretan expedition, and the international relief expedition of 1900 during the Boxer Rebellion. In 1908, Austria-Hungaryball annexed Bosnia-Herzegovina outright from a dying Ottoman Empireball, causing Italyball to declare war for the Dodecanese Islands, and Cyrenaciaball (now Libyaball) and his clay in 1911-12. He stayed neutral for the first few months of the Great War when it broke out in August 1914, because German Empireball and Austria-Hungaryball were the aggressors, but the Allies convinced Italyball to join them in 1915 with promises of Dalmatia, Trentino, Istria, and colonies.
Italyball fought hard against Austria-Hungaryball, with whom he was evenly matched in the Julian Alps, but was defeated at Caporetto in 1917, but triumphed at Vittorio Veneto in 1918, shortly after which Austria-Hungaryball signed an armistice at Vila Gusti. Italyball had been bankrupted by the war, and turned briefly towards socialism when he didn't get all he was expecting at the Peace Conference (he got only Trentino, Trieste, Istria, Fiume and Zadar). In 1922 a cancer cell called Benito Mussolini turned Italyball in fascist and Marched on Rome; it took until 1925 for him to completely abandon democracy. In the 1920s, he pioneered aviation, and took part in pacifying a colonial uprising in Libya; in 1929 he signed the Lateran Pact with the new Vatican City and in the 1930s, he began building up a vast armaments industry in preparation for war, as he had to prevent the newly Nazified Nazi Germanyball from Anschlussing Austriaball in 1934.
In 1934, following border clashes at Wal-Wal, Italyball manufactured a casus-belli for war against( Ethiopiaball) despite a mutual 1928 non-aggression pact. He invaded in 1935, and as Ethiopia committed war crimes, he used poison gas and bombers to massacre 8balls, eventually annexing their clay to create Italian East Africaball. This led to international outrage, and League of Nationsball condemned Italyball's actions by introducing half-hearted economic sanctions. Italyball left the League and abandoned the democracies ( UKball and Franceball) in response, to formulate an alliance with Nazi Germanyball, aligning themselves in the 1936 Anti-Comintern Pact and Rome-Berlin Axis. They were further drawn into each other by their assistance of Nationalist Spainball in the Spanish Civil War (1936-39), and the lack of Italyball's criticism of Nazi Germanyball's remilitarization of the Rhineland, then his Anschluss of Austriaball successfully conducted in March 1938. He stood by his new ally in the Czech crisis of September 1938. Nazi Germanyball pressured his friend into adopting racial laws against Jewcubes in 1938 as well.
In March 1939, Italyball Invaded Albaniaball's clay, who had been his protectorate since 1926. He then signed the Pact of Steel with Nazi Germanyball; however he was left shocked when Nazi Germanyball signed a nonaggression pact with their mortal enemy, Soviet Unionball, and even more so when they invaded Polandball jointly in September 1939. Italyball again stayed neutral for the first stretch of the war, but after seeing Nazi Germanyball's blitzkrieg through Western Europe and the fall of Franceball in mid-1940, Italyball jumped in half-preparedly. Italyball got to occupy parts of Vichy Franceball's clay afterward, though he got his ass kicked by Greeceball in November 1940 when he tried to invade, resulting in Nazi Germanyball having to come to bail him out the following year with a Balkan campaign. Italy occupied most of Greece, Yugoslavia, and some of the southern Balkans afterward. UKball had also bombed his fleet at Taranto.
Meanwhile, in 1941 UKball and Free Franceball had liberated Abyssinia in East Africa and occupied his colonies there, as well as in Libya. His forces were hopeless in North Africa until Nazi Germanyball sent his panzers to help him out; then he was forced to send his troops to help invade Sovietball's vast clay. Then USAball and UKball kicked them out of North Africa altogether, despite Italyballs resistance (most notably the legendary Folgore Division), which saved the entire Axis army and was internationally acclaimed, such as by Winston Churchill and Erwin Rommell, despite Allied propaganda tried to hide it. Eventually, the Allies landed in Sardinia and Sicily by mid 1943, pushing up into Campania. At this point, Italyball had spent his resources, and was tired of the war; he dropped fascism in the coup of 25 Luglio 1943 and signed an armistice, but then Nazi Germanyball occupied the north of his clay and created a puppet state, Italian Social Republicball to continue the war as the Allies struggled up the Italian peninsula, with battles at Monte Cassio. Royal Italyball and Italian Social Republicball were in civil war; they teamed up only one time for kicking Franceball's ass who was trying to occupy Aosta Valleyball. Rome was liberated in mid 1944; but Italian Social Republicball kept fighting until the surrender of Nazi Germanyball in May 1945.
After the disaster of the war, which had wrecked Italyball's clay and industry, he decided to dispose of the monarchy in a referendum in 1947, after having lost his colonies and having to pay reparations. So, in 1947, The Kingdom of Italy became a Republic.
Italyball, after becoming a republic by popular referendum in 1947, started rebuilding his economy and industry based on loans from the Marshall Plan. He narrowly avoided a socialist victory in the elections, and became affiliated with USAball, NATOball and against Sovietball. He was forced to give up all his colonies to UKball, Franceball and Ethiopiaball except Italian Somalilandball; and he had to give up Albaniaball, the Dalmatian coastline, and some of Istria to Yugoslaviaball. He also had to pay reparations and was prohibited from owning heavy-duty military machines for some time.
In 1951, Italyball was invited to join the European Coal and Steel Community, which developed into the EEC in 1956/7 via the Treaty of Rome, with Franceball, West Germanyball and the BeNeLux balls. In 1960 he gave Somaliaball his independence; then he allowed USAball to place strategic missiles on his clay during the Cold War (the Jupiter Missiles). Those were removed following the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962. He also got rid of Mafia activities in the 1970s. In the late 1960s began a bad time for Italy. The Years of lead were a terroristic period in which many people died by mortal attempts.
Italyball developed a modern economy in the 1970s and 1980s, producing luxury brands like Ferrari. He joined the EU in 1993 as a founding member of the EEC after the Maastricht Treaty, and nowadays he partakes in only some coalitions to keep peace in the Middle East under NATOball. He is a member of the G20 & G7, and the fourth most developed EU member (third after Brexit). He now spends his time producing luxury sunglasses, good food, and patrolling the southern coast to keep a lookout for 8-ball and Middle Eastern refugees.
Together with his sisters Franceball and Spainball, they host the three Grand Tours of professional cycling. Italyball proudly hosts the Giro d'Italia every May (his sisters host the Tour and the Vuelta respectively).
On 21 February 2020, 2 clusters of COVID-19 infections were found in Lombardyball and Venetoball. Italyball locked himself down and every citizen is forced to quarantine themselves for 14 days can now leave their homes. This became a serious threat to Italyball and as of now, there are over 245 000 cases of COVID-19 in Italy along with 35 073 deaths. Italyball's healthcare infrastructure has been heavily strained and is currently facing his worst crisis since World War 2.
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Italyball tries to be friends with everyone. Despite his tries of being friendly with everyone he still has some resemblances of him during the fascist era and sometimes this causes some troubles. He doesn't seem to care about most things but is very serious about irredentism and taking back all the stolen lands from Croatiaball (Istriaball and Dalmatiaball) and Franceball (Savoyball, Niceball and especially Corsicaball) (who loves him in return as she loves every beautiful thing).
He's normally calm and relaxed but when his fascist counterpart takes his place he becomes very violent and forces everyone who uses the communistic "u" instead of the Latin "v" to drink the so-called "Olio di Ricino" used by him to torture communists during the fascist era. His favorite comic hero is Dr. Fascio, a fascist propaganda comic about a bolsheviks-killing doctor. He's very mad if someone insults his favorite football team, so mad that he can even send everyone to the hospital (Italyball: Of course I am violent, I have the blood of Roman legionaries in the veins!!! Capiche!!!) He does not like it when people think that all he does is eat pizza and pasta! he drinks wine too
How to draw
Drawing Italyball is easy.
- Draw the basic circle shape and divide it into three vertical stripes.
- Colour the stripes respectively of these colours: green, white, red
- Add eyes and you've finished
- Albaniaball - One of my best friends. But... why so many Albanians in my country?! Io still love you my pervert kind of Muslim broh-
- Kosovoball - Albaniaball's best friend. We have great diplomatic and cultural relations, just like Albania.
- Algeriaball - African friend. I'm his main European trading partner. We have a strong connection since ancient times as he was part of my grandfather's clay, and he also asked me to help him make and direct the movie The Battle of Algiers.
- Argentinaball - My adoptive son, also pope and
axis buddy.A lot of Argentinaballs are from my ancestry
- Australiaball - We have a friendly positive relationship, and many Italyballs are fans of him. Although we are very far apart, we would often like to visit each other.
- Brazilball - Gib your father and uncles som monies plox. A lot of Brazilballs are from my ancestry. He liberated me in WW2 with USAball.
- Eritreaball - Crazy son! He unlike my other colonial kebab sons, he used to love me. His president is of Italian descent. He even sometimes call me papa and I feed him pasta every now and then as a child. His clay looks like mini me but, after the raw meat eater took you as a colony, he started to become psychopathic. He is rebelling and messing with his neighbors and worships this madman. WHY SON WHY! But I still love you <3 . Escaped refuges mostly come to my clay from his evil government.
- Finlandball - My only Nordic friend. We were Axis Powers during WW2. Now we are EUball members but he is not part of NATOball because of neutrality. Still good friends.
TAKE THAT LOSERS!!!
- Greeceball - Good pal, we both can into ancient history and domination. Lets take monies from Germanyball! UNA FACCIA UNA RAZZA❤️
- Hungaryball - Another countryball that hates the 4th Reich. BUT YUO STOLE MIO FLAG.
- Indonesiaball - Vatican love him so much... (Even though he is a Kebab), He also say my food is better than Escargot, TAKE THAT FRANCEBALL!!!!
- Israelcube - My culture enjoys a very high standing among Israelis, who frequently visit me for education, work, tourism, and scientific and artistic exchanges. A strong community of Italian Jews who have made aliyah to Israelcube have strengthened cultural ties and promoted my culture in the country. It would be nice if you stopped bullying Palestineball.
- Japanball - One of my best Asian friends. We were Axis Powers and are currently allies, and I am huge fan of his Anime - specialmente Lupin III. I like making cosplay with him too and we both can into world's biggest comic conventions. I also love Super Mario Bros (but I don't talk like that!) Your anime called Jojo Bizzare Adventures was filmed in my clay! And some of my people are Jojo fans. NICE! *Starts Giorno music*
- Libyaball - I created his clay. He used to hate me because I colonized him years ago, but he forgave me after I paid him for the old damages. We became very good friends and he gave me his oil... until he descended in civil war.
- Maltaball - Son. Are you sure you don't want to be part of me again?
- Monacoball - Son. He was born from a clay that I ceded to Franceball during my Unification. Now we have a solid relationship, and he refers to himself as a "Franceball thinking Italyballs". He also gave me Charles Leclerc (IL PREDESTINATOOOOOOOO).
- Philippinesball - My 2nd best asian friend. She loves my food and cartoons. There are a lot of Filipinos here, and recently they opened a Jollibe branch in Milanball. But what kind of spaghetti is this!? Too much sweetings! Also, why did one of her religious cult steal my flag?! But your speghetti looks good but sweet flavor kudos to you! I'm not even mad about it.
- Polandball - Marsz marsz Dąbrowski, z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Happy 100th birthday!
- Romaniaball - Brother and good friend. We have a good relation. We are corrupt but we have the best food. He likes pizza, I like mititei.But STOP of likings 4th Reich,he doesn't even let you have Euro like me(I don't need this German currency).
- Russiaball - He is good friends with my brother. We both hate the debt collector and the 4th Reich. He also named the city of Tolyatti in honor of Italian politician Palmiro Togliatti. But I am confused what to say when the EU curses yuo. He also sent aid to me during my sufferings with da bats
- San Marinoball - My uncle. You are rightful Italia clay! We're also like brothers.
- Somaliaball - Son. We have some common enemies. He brings lots of refuges into my country. He and Libya does not adopt Italian culture and descended to civil war. Sorry, I did my best to help you guys.
- Sovereign Military Order of Maltaball - My great friend that has no clay but I still give him a few places to stay. He is of the very importance to me now and helps with military. I hate it when others tell me that he is not real and that he is just a figment of my imagination.
- Spainball - Very good friend, I totally understand his language, both have serious economic problems, we must take back money with Portugalball
- UKball - We're on good terms. I like his culture, and both of us have rivalry with France. Has bad food reputation that makes us look even better.
You were totally right about EUball. BUT SCHUMI BETTER DRIVER THAN HAMILTON! AND I WILL NEVER REMOVE LELLI KELLY!
- Uruguayball - I played a large role in his history for centuries, as the first settlers in Montevideo were Italians. He also celebrates my Founding Father Giuseppe Garibaldi as a hero and an important contributor towards his independence.
- Vaticanball - Home of Catholics. We used to have hate. Now he's my little son. He thinks my head is very comfortable and is always sitting there!
- Saudi Arabiaball - My former enemy. He is no longer calling me a sick man. He also likes my Ferrari cars and my culture. And we also have common enemies.
- Austriaball - Good friend, but please get your troops off the border! And no, Io not gibbings South Tyrol back.
- Belgiumball - Good friend. His Royal Family is of Italian heritage. However, remember Marcinelle!
- Canadaball - Good friend and there are many Italians in his clay, BUT REMOVE PIZZA WITH ANANAS!
- Chinaball - CRETINO! TU SHOULDN'T HAVE EAT BAT SOUP! VA' IN MALORA! ALSO TU CAUSED THE MORTE OF 10 YEARS OLD WITH YOUR TIKTOK APP! THAT’S IT, I AM BANNING YOUR STUPID APP! QUESTO È TUTTO! HO FATTO CON TE E LA TUA MERDA! Well at least u sent aid to me in March, MA PER FAVORE, END THIS VIRUS OF YOURS!
- Croatiabal - Another thief, but still a slavic friend. You did really well in the World Cup.
- Donald Trump - He had praised my prime minister. We thank you so much! We both hate the 4th Reich. BUT DON'T BRING OUT MILITARY ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS! STOP BEING LIKE MUSSOLINI! IDIOTA FASCISTA!
- Egyptball - We have generally a cordial relationship, and we like to joke about Cleopatra VII's relationship with Mark Anthony but... TELL NOI THE TRUTH SU REGENI! (I'm looking at you, UK). I also support ethiopia in the dam dispute though, sorry friend. Also i heard that my popular anime (Jojo Bizzare Adventure) is filmed on yuor Clay!
- Franceball - Mia sorella. We both have lots of history and we are in NATO and EU. BUT MY FOOD IS BETTER!!!!! Also just because Mona Lisa is in your museum doesn't mean it's yours. In fact IT'S MINE, LEONARDO DA VINCI WAS ITALIAN!!!!! She's also my football rival, I beat her in 1938,1978 and 2006 world cups, but NEVER FORGET 1986,1998 SEMI-FINAL AND EURO 2000 FINAL! Also stop being so arrogant and bossy! Despite this, we have a good relationship, and our capital cities are twinned esclusively with each other.
Also can you gibs Niceball, Savoyball and Corsicaball, please?
- Germanyball - We enjoyed a special relationship after my unification. We also used to be Axis Powers and now we are EUball and NATOball members... but debt is how you repay me? Fuck off! I will leave the 4th Reich! HAHAHAHAHA! Rome shall rise again
But grazie mille for Schumi e Vettel.
- Ethiopiaball - He used to hate me because I occupied and tried to colonize him, but now we get very along and trade with each other. I supported him in his dam dispute and he even trusted me to help him build the dam. Me really liky your coffeee and cultures. I tried to rebuild one of his churches from his historical Axum days.
- Lithuaniaball - We estabilished relations since the 15th Century when he maintained intense contacts with the Republic of Veniceball. Now we are close defense allies. There's only one thing that I don't like of him: This! He eats PIZZA WITH KETCHUP!!!
- Mexicoball - We get along.. but he stole my flag! Yet you can into Catholic.
WHY YUO DESTROY DINOSAUR WITH YUOR MERDA METEOR, IO STILL OF WANT SEE MIO GORGEOUS DINOSAURI ANTROPOMORFI
- NATOball - I like working with you, destroying terrorists and commies, and bringing democracy to other countries. However, I still haven't forgotten your involvement in a certain event that affected me a lot.
- Netherlandsball - We get along, but he beats me at the Eurovision Song Contest when I clearly had the better song! Mahmood is better than Duncan Laurence! And Charles Leclerc is better than Max Verstappen!
- Tunisiaball - My African nephew. We used to be enemies in the past, but we're getting along with each other and i´m teaching him how make pizza and sometimes he calls me for daddy. Sometimes I get angry at him for claiming that Malta is his
SISTERBrother, Sending me refugees and arguing about Pantelleriaball and Sicilyball belongs to him. I will give you Pantelleria if you only tell your sister that I'm her real father.
- USAball - I am in his NATOball alliance, and there are many Italians who immigrated to him, secretary Pompeo's father was also from my clay. I wish you good luck with your new president.
(BUT I DON'T SOUND LIKE WHAT YOU THINK I DO SO STOP TRYING YOU FUCKING REAPER! ONE DAY I WILL GET BACK MY SOVERGINITY YOU SON OF A BITCH!)Also that "thing" yuo make that yuo call pizza IS NOT PIZZA! I DECLARE WAR ON BAD PIZZA MAKERS! NO ONE CAN OUTPIZZA THE HUT, YOU SAY? WELL I JUST DID, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! ITALY OUTPIZZAS THE HUT! AND ALSO ITALIAN PIZZA >>> CHICAGO/NEW YORK PIZZA
- Vietnamball - My relationship with him is normal, and most of Vietnamballs like my cartoons, most notably the Winx Club series. We both also hate China for spreading COVID-19 (Coronavirus)
- Malaysiaball - The best muslim that likes mio pizza but please stop supporting Palestineball ok.
- EUball - EVIL SON OF BAGUETTE AND BEER WHO TREATS ME LIKE MERDA AND INSISTS ME WHEN I CLOSE PORTS FROM IMMIGRANTS! Me? A racist? Oho really? I accepted Kebab Immagrents from my former colonies who are in anarchy! Oh yeah and also I love Eritrean Habesha immagrents who escaped from evil Isias. Don´t call me a racist if I prefer my colonial subjects over stranger kebabs who are Illegals! Also.....SAYS TU WHO INTO 4TH GERMAN REICH, NOW I HAVE BETTER GOVERNMENT AND TU COMPLAIN?! ONE DAY I WILL LEAVE TU AND NEVER REGRET!
- North Koreaball - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON Eritreaball YOU EVIL COMMIE!!! REMOVE KIM JOUNG UN!
but Eritrea is also commie
- Bangladeshball - Stop coming and scamming my tourists, they will want to stop coming, and don't force things into people's hands or else I will remove tu
- Sloveniaball - Melania Trump your husband is a idiot like my Prime Minister so nope, no access to my country! TRIESTE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!!! YOU HEAR THAT?! IL MIO!!!
- South Koreaball - Stupid thieves (we remember 2002 World Cup! Unforgivable!) REMOVE KPOP!!! Though you beat Germany in 2018 World Cup; I forgive you but will not forget!
- Afghanistanball, Syriaball and Iraqball - ARE YOU STUPID?!?!, YOU ARE FAR WORSE THAN EUBALL!
- Crimeaball - Crimea is Ukraine! And Triesteball & Trentinoball is mine!
- Quebecball - YOU ARE OF FAKE! YOU ARE CANADABALL'S CLAY!
- Swedenball - TU NON MI PIACI!!! Could not into World Cup 2018 because of voi, REMOVE BÖRK!!! (Mia sorella Francia got her revenge for both of noi via Englandball) And he eats PASTA WITH KETCHUP AND PIZZA WITH BANANA TOPPING!!! OH DIO!!! TU SINNER!!! I DECLARE WAR ON BAD PASTA AND PIZZA MAKERS! REMOVE PEWDIEPIE!!! I dont care that Pewdiepie and Cutiepiemarzia are partners. Hahahahah I beat you for the 2026 winter olympics! Take that Sweden!
- Boliviaball - Oh mi dio!! Why are you anti-imperialist again?! Okay, I won't bother you anymore.
- Norwayball - Swedenball's brother. He get annoying when keeps saying that Leif Erikson was the first to explore North America instead of Christopher Columbus. Also, remove Grandiosa Pizza!
- New York Cityball - Goddamit Cuomo brothers. Your Pizza taste awful and trash HAHAHAHA! Come to my clay for what's different taste of pizza between us.
- Hawaiiball - MAMMAMIA!! YUO NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!!
- : It's Canadaball's fault, not me.
- Canadaball (sometimes) - SAME AS HAWAII!!!
- Indiaball - He hates my son so REMOVE CURRY AND PIZZA IS BETTER!!!
- Pakistanball - Same as Indiaball!
- Sudanball - WHAT!!! DID YOU JUST DECLARE WAR ON MY ENEMY?!?!, STOP IT!, or else...
- ISISball - Everyone hates him, me too, SO REMOVE THIS SMELLY JIHAD!!!!!!!!!
- Arab Leagueball - MAMMAMIAA!!!! DARE YUO PUT KEBABS ON PIZZA AND PASTA??!!!
- Yugoslaviaball - When he was still alive he killed a lot of Italian civilians throwing them in the foibe! I'll never forget it!
- Everyone who remixes Bella Ciao and plays it on night clubs - Why? How dare you use a patriotic song for fun? How would you feel if I used the Star-Spangled Banner as a birthday song? Or "God Save the Queen" as a meme template?
- Concrete: NOOOOO!!! MIA CEASARE! I HATE YOU FOR KILLING ZEPPELLI THIS AMNNERA!!!
- Scotlandball- DID YOU JUST, DEEP FRY PASTA, THEN MADE THOSE ITTALIANOS EAT THAT PIECE OF MERDA WITH PLASTIC FORKS?! CAZZO YOU!
- Abruzzoball: My region with parks, wolves, bears and steak
- Apuliaball: Good sea and food
- Basilicataball: Also irrelevant
- Calabriaball: Has some spicy food.
- Campaniaball: Here’s the most dangerous volcano in Europe, but also the best pizza
- Emilia-Romagnaball World famous food, Ferrari, and an infamously bad flag
- Liguriaball: Good sea and good food
but not good bridges
- Piedmontball: Gibs Nutella, wine and Fiat
- Sardiniaball: A region that speaks his own language and wants independence
- Sicilyball: Beautiful region but also the region where mafia born
- Tuscanyball: Most cultural region (Dante, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo and many other important people were born there)
- Umbriaball: Religious region
- Venetoball: One of my richest regions but also the most blasphemous