Ape kabar!
 
— Jakartaball

Jakartaball, officially known as flooded capital city DKI Jakartaball, is the capital and the largest city of Indonesiaball. His short name is Jakartaball, his long name is Bola Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta (Special Capital Region of Jakartaball). He cannot into clean city and is overcrowded with nearly 11 million inhabitants in 662 km² city area.

He was known by many names throught his history such as Sunda Kelapa, Jayakarta, and Batavia. He really into loving flood and traffic jam. He is of dense city in Indonesia, and can into many diversities. Almost all ethnics in Indonesia live in Indonesia. Even before he of sucks.

History

Jakartaball was born as a settlement of Sundanese known as Sunda Kelapa. For almost a millenia (7th-16th century) it served as main port of West Java-icon.png Sunda Kingdomball until kebabs threatened this glorious kingdom.

In 1521 Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball arrived in Sunda Kelapa amid tension between Banten-icon.png Banten Sultanateball and Demak Sultanateball. Surawisesa, Sunda's king, made a treaty with Portuguese to protect Sunda Kingdom from those squishing kebabs, but Portuguese were too weak and Sunda Kalapa anschlussed by Demak Sultanateball and renamed into Jayakarta.

In early 17th century Jayakarta turned into major trading post of East India Company-icon.png East India Companyball and VOC-icon.png Dutch East India Companyball. Deteriorating relations between two companies and local rulers turned into conflict with Dutch victory, and Jayakarta renamed into Batavia under Dutch control in 1619.

Under VOC and later Dutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch East Indiesball, Batavia became major port and developed rapidly, attracted Chinese and Arabian merchant and workers but sadly they did not do well...

In 1942 Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball anschlussed Malay Archipelago in its entirety and renamed Batavia into Jakarta (because Japs can't spell nor write Jayakarta easily so they shortened the name). And still with that name until this day (thanks Japan!).

Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball declared its independence on August 17, 1945 on Soekarno's house in Jakarta, but during Indonesian National Revolution the city became primary target of Dutch's possession and as a result there is no major war in Jakarta during that period, because of Dutch control.

In 1949 after Round Table Conference, Jakarta returned to Indonesia and became the country's problematic capital until this goy announced the movement of capital into East Kalimantan-icon.png East Kalimantanball in 2019.

Appendices

Jakartaball used to be Sundanese, but because extensive contact with foreigners they developed new creole language culture, under name Betawi (from word Batavia).

You can found nearly all of ethnics from Indonesia in Jakarta. Although it will be very hard because lingua franca in Jakarta is Indonesian, all of their face is same (except obviously Moluccans and Papuans) and only the elder can speak their own local language. Younger generation who grew up in Jakarta speaks Betawi Malay and swears a lot.

Jakarta is located in alluvial plain and many of the area was once large swamps transformed into concrete forest. This, along with the fact that Jakarta has many rivers that it can be considered as "semi-delta", makes Jakarta prone to flood, and deep foundation from buildings further increased sinking rate of this city. First recorded flooding in Jakarta dated back to 17th century.

Due to problems above, Soekarno back in the '60s had planned new capital in Central Kalimantan-icon.png Central Kalimantanball beyond Palangkarayaball. However after his overthrow by Soeharto this plan was cancelled and anything began to become worse. Only in 2019 the government decided to move the capital, now into East Kalimantan-icon.png East Kalimantanball. with China-icon.png Chinaball's money and monopoly by chinese conglomerates

Relationships

Kota Kembar (Sister Cities)

Teman (Friend)

  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks for returning my name. Also he gib many good things to us. Sorry for Malari 1974 tho.
  • Ayyubid-icon.png Demak Sultanateball - Papa who turned me into kebab, which is the reason of my suckness
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - His old past is first European power in my clay, and you left some of your artifacts here. Today we know you for CR7 and Luis Figo.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Sister city and lowland friend. Thanks for developing me back in the colonial era, also thanks for teaching me to cope with seawater but we do not have money to do it, so gib money pl0x.
  • Bangka-Belitung Islands-icon.png Bangka Belitung Islandsball - Great holiday destination and tin supplier. Ahok is from this province.
  • North Sumatra-icon.png North Sumatraball - Has good business here. Holiday destination.
  • Bali-icon.png Baliball - another holiday destination but overrated
  • Central Java-icon.png East Java-icon.png Jawa - Almost half of me is their descendant. Of good blokes unlike West Java-icon.png my neighbor.

Neutral

  • East Java-icon.png Surabayaball - Friendly rival, he was bigger than me back in colonial era.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - He is the reason why I am suck Stop your corruption and please treat your capital better! But he moved the capital to East Kalimantan-icon.png East Kalimantanball so...
  • Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball - WHY YUO OF MORE DEVELOPED THAN ME?!
    • Kuala Lumpur-icon.png - look at yourself SUCKER
  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Fellow city-port. Holiday destination, but stop being stingy pl0x.
  • West Sumatra-icon.png West Sumatraball - Of delicious cook but many op his people is supporting Separatism-icon.png Terrorist so REMOVE.

Musuh (Enemy)

  • Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png Free Papua Movement - Of crazy separatist. REMOVE!!! He is someone's puppet but I don't know who
  • Separatism-icon.png Front Pembela Islam - HOW DARE YOU USING RELIGION FOR REMOVING AHOK!!! STOP KILLING AND INTIMIDATING NON-MUSLIMS YOU SUCKER!!! 30/12/2020 BEST DAY ON MY LIFE!!! GET LOST YOU KEBAB TERRORIST!!!
    • Umayyad-icon.png - Except Ahok, for all that crimes you mentioned, you know, I'm just frame...
    • Jakarta-icon.png - (shoots FPI with m16)
  • Aceh-icon.png Acehball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW, NOW!!! WHY YOU SUPPORT Separatism-icon.png Terrorist?! REMEMBER DOM YOU SEPARATIST KEBAB!!! But much thanks for Monas's gold and Seulawah plane
  • West Java-icon.png West Javaball - Your nature is great His people is destroying me. Also he is the main operating area of Separatism-icon.png MADMAN
  • West Java-icon.png Bandungball - Racist killer. Best weekend destination REMOVE SEBLAK!!
  • ISIS-icon.png GREATER TERRORIST AND LESSER TERRORISTOH YOU! THE BIGOT MAD KEBAB WHO LOVES BEHEADING BOMBING KILLING AND RAPING ANDISFIHFIWHKHWFKSHDKHSKSDJJ@%!#@%!$ REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! NEVER FORGET 2001, 2009, AND 2016!!! GO TO HELL WITH Separatism-icon.png Front Pembela Islam YOU MFING KEBAB!!!

How to draw

Draw Jakartaball isn't very difficult:

  1. Draw the basic circle shape
  2. Draw the coat of arms of Jakarta in the centre
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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