Jakartaball, officially known as
flooded capital city DKI Jakartaball, is the capital and the largest city of Indonesiaball. His short name is Jakartaball, his long name is Bola Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta (Special Capital Region of Jakartaball). He cannot into clean city and is overcrowded with nearly 11 million inhabitants in 662 km² city area.
He was known by many names throught his history such as Sunda Kelapa, Jayakarta, and Batavia.
He really into loving flood and traffic jam. He is of dense city in Indonesia, and can into many diversities. Almost all ethnics in Indonesia live in Indonesia. Even before he of sucks.
Jakartaball was born as a settlement of Sundanese known as Sunda Kelapa. For almost a millenia (7th-16th century) it served as main port of Sunda Kingdomball until kebabs threatened this glorious kingdom.
In 1521 Kingdom of Portugalball arrived in Sunda Kelapa amid tension between Banten Sultanateball and Demak Sultanateball. Surawisesa, Sunda's king, made a treaty with Portuguese to protect Sunda Kingdom from those squishing kebabs, but Portuguese were too weak and Sunda Kalapa anschlussed by Demak Sultanateball and renamed into Jayakarta.
In early 17th century Jayakarta turned into major trading post of East India Companyball and Dutch East India Companyball. Deteriorating relations between two companies and local rulers turned into conflict with Dutch victory, and Jayakarta renamed into Batavia under Dutch control in 1619.
In 1942 Empire of Japanball anschlussed Malay Archipelago in its entirety and renamed Batavia into Jakarta (because Japs can't spell nor write Jayakarta easily so they shortened the name). And still with that name until this day (thanks Japan!).
Indonesiaball declared its independence on August 17, 1945 on Soekarno's house in Jakarta, but during Indonesian National Revolution the city became primary target of Dutch's possession and as a result there is no major war in Jakarta during that period, because of Dutch control.
Jakartaball used to be Sundanese, but because extensive contact with foreigners they developed new creole language culture, under name Betawi (from word Batavia).
You can found nearly all of ethnics from Indonesia in Jakarta. Although it will be very hard because lingua franca in Jakarta is Indonesian, all of their face is same (except obviously Moluccans and Papuans) and only the elder can speak their own local language. Younger generation who grew up in Jakarta speaks Betawi Malay and swears a lot.
Jakarta is located in alluvial plain and many of the area was once large swamps transformed into concrete forest. This, along with the fact that Jakarta has many rivers that it can be considered as "semi-delta", makes Jakarta prone to flood, and deep foundation from buildings further increased sinking rate of this city. First recorded flooding in Jakarta dated back to 17th century.
Due to problems above, Soekarno back in the '60s had planned new capital in Central Kalimantanball beyond Palangkarayaball. However after his overthrow by Soeharto this plan was cancelled and anything began to become worse. Only in 2019 the government decided to move the capital, now into East Kalimantanball.
with Chinaball's money and monopoly by chinese conglomerates
Kota Kembar (Sister Cities)
- Tokyoball - soon I will be most populous metropolitan area!!! WKWKWKWKWK
- Beijingball - Chinaball's smokey capital.
- Shanghaiball - He's kinda better than Beijing, I guess...
- Seoulball - He has fastest Internet connection speed. Teach me to remove slums and cleaning rivers pl0x.
- Pyongyangball -
Teach me to remove congestion plox
- Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasitball - ASEAN friend who is on protests.
but why yuo of LGBT?
- Hanoiball -
- Islamabadball - Kebab bro.
WHY YUO MOSQUE IS BIGGER!?
- Jeddahball - The place where I land to perform Hajj.
- Rotterdamball - Lowland bro. teach me to cope with seawater pl0x
- Berlinball - College destination
- Parisball - We both suffered from ISIS craziness.
Monas > Eiffel
- Moscowball - Russiaball's capital, let's play CS:GO together.
- Budapestball - European friend since when we were commie.
- Athensball - Is of far older than me
- Istanbulball - Teach me how to conquer Constantinople
for taking Singapore.
- Cairoball - We like pyramids and your Al-Azhar University is favoured by Indonesian student.
- Casablancaball - Casablanca road in Jakarta,
but it is haunted
- Los Angelesball - movies
- Sydneyball - We are both largest boi in Southern Hemisphere.
- Japanball - Thanks for returning my name. Also he gib many good things to us. Sorry for Malari 1974 tho.
- Demak Sultanateball - Papa who turned me into kebab,
which is the reason of my suckness
- Portugalball - His old past is first European power in my clay, and you left some of your artifacts here. Today we know you for CR7 and Luis Figo.
- Netherlandsball - Sister city and lowland friend. Thanks for developing me back in the colonial era, also thanks for teaching me to cope with seawater
but we do not have money to do it, so gib money pl0x.
- Bangka Belitung Islandsball - Great holiday destination and tin supplier. Ahok is from this province.
- North Sumatraball - Has good business here. Holiday destination.
- Baliball - another holiday destination
- Jawa - Almost half of me is their descendant. Of good blokes unlike my neighbor.
- Surabayaball - Friendly rival, he was bigger than me back in colonial era.
- Indonesiaball -
He is the reason why I am suckStop your corruption and please treat your capital better! But he moved the capital to East Kalimantanball so...
- Kuala Lumpurball - WHY YUO OF MORE DEVELOPED THAN ME?!
- Tringapore - Fellow city-port. Holiday destination, but stop being stingy pl0x.
- West Sumatraball - Of delicious cook but many op his people is supporting Terrorist so REMOVE.
- Free Papua Movement - Of crazy separatist. REMOVE!!!
He is someone's puppet but I don't know who
- Front Pembela Islam - HOW DARE YOU USING RELIGION FOR REMOVING AHOK!!! STOP KILLING AND INTIMIDATING NON-MUSLIMS YOU SUCKER!!! 30/12/2020 BEST DAY ON MY LIFE!!! GET LOST YOU KEBAB TERRORIST!!!
- Acehball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW, NOW!!! WHY YOU SUPPORT Terrorist?! REMEMBER DOM YOU SEPARATIST KEBAB!!!
But much thanks for Monas's gold and Seulawah plane
- West Javaball -
Your nature is greatHis people is destroying me. Also he is the main operating area of MADMAN
- Bandungball - Racist killer.
Best weekend destinationREMOVE SEBLAK!!
- GREATER TERRORIST AND LESSER TERRORIST - OH YOU! THE BIGOT MAD KEBAB WHO LOVES BEHEADING BOMBING KILLING AND RAPING ANDISFIHFIWHKHWFKSHDKHSKSDJJ@%!#@%!$ REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! REMOVE!!! NEVER FORGET 2001, 2009, AND 2016!!! GO TO HELL WITH Front Pembela Islam YOU MFING KEBAB!!!
How to draw
Draw Jakartaball isn't very difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape
- Draw the coat of arms of Jakarta in the centre
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.