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Jaliscoball is a state of Mexico-icon Mexicoball. He is the most Mexico-icon Mexican state famous for his Mariachis and Tequila. He also hosted the 2011 Pan American Games. His Cartel is one of the most dangerous in Mexico-icon Mexico.

History

Jaliscoball was born as a 3-icon 3ball, later adopted by Aztec-icon Aztecball, Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball (within New Spainball and New Galiciaball as well), First Mexican Empire-icon First Mexican Empireball, Second Mexican Empire-icon Second Mexican Empireball and then Mexico-icon Mexicoball.

Relationships

Amigos (Friends)

Es complicado (Neutral/It's complicated)

  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - My abusive father. He sayings I'm his most representative hijo, but he also takings a lot of my monies and payings me migajas back just like my northern hermanos. But seriously, remove Morena and AMLO otherwise we endings like Venezuela-icon Venezuela or worse
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - He gibs big monies, BUT STOP DOING PENDEJADAS WITH Palestine-icon PALESTINA!!!!
  • LGBT-icon LGBT+ people - I think I havings Mexico-icon dad's biggest conformación of LGBT+ in my clay, ironic considering I have a mocho side 
  • Enrique Alfaro - My incumbent gobernador. He has a very, very, but very bad relación with AMLO. He also makings spendings big monies in infraestructura vial, BUT STOP HIRING SO MUCH DEUDA!!!! I actually have a very bipolar relación with him
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Stop lookings me feo, it just happened that Israel-icon Kosher gave me big monies in 2016...

Enemigos (Enemies)

CHINGUEN A SU MADRE!!!!! (Worst enemies)

  • Jalisco-icon Emilio González Marquez - YUO ARE THE WORST GOBERNADOR EVER!!!!
  • Tabasco-icon AMLO - REMOVE MORENA FROM PALACIO NACIONAL!!!! YUO ARE DRIVING MÍ AND MY OPOSSING HERMANOS CRAZY!!! YUO BRAINWASHED MY Mexico-icon PADRE AND MAKINGS HIM AN ABUSIVE, MANTENIDO COMMIE!!!!!!!!!! HEY, TÚ NOT OF DONE YET WITH GUADALAJARA'S TREN, SO FINISH IT!!!! (fuck it, I'll finishings it yo mismo) AND WHY OF CHINGADOS YUO KEEPINGS CUTTING ME PRESUPUESTO?! Hopefully yuo and Alfaro can stop fighting and solvings the COVID-19 brote

Trivia

  • His name means "At the surface of sand" in Nahuatl
  • Colima-icon Colimaball and Nayarit-icon Nayaritball were initially part of his clay
  • Cristero War started in his clay
  • He is often confused with Guadalajara (Mexico)-icon his son (looking especialmente at yuo, Mexico City-icon Chilango)...
  • His northern region looks like a hand, and is often considered as a panhandle


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