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Japanball (Japanese: 日本球) is a developed, unapologetic, very old
puppet countryball of murica island countryball in East Asia. It is a sovereign state with a parliamentary constitutional monarchy. The capital and largest metropolitan area in the world is Tokyoball. The Emperor is a figurehead who performs ceremonial duties. Japanball is the largest island country in East Asia and the 4th largest island country in the world. Japanball's clay has a total of 377 973 square kilometers, making him the 61st biggest country. 124 million people live there which makes it the 11th most populous countryball in the world (2019). It has the 8th largest exclusive economic zone 4,470,000 sq km. Since most of Japan's clay is sea territory it does not yet have the technology to live in the sea. He is also called "land of the rising sun" because being the most eastern country in East Asia and the kanji (symbols) literally mean "the sun's origin" (日本).
Japanball has the third-largest economy in the world. He is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), the countryballs with the 19 largest economies plus the EUball. He is also a member of the exclusive G7 (Group of Seven) and the OECDball for one of the most economic countryballs in the world, and the UNball. He is considered a great power. Throughout its history, Japanball achieved outstanding scientific and economic progress. Japanball is also one of two balls that can have cat ears and cattail (kawaii), the other is Hawaiiball . He also invented emojis.
Japanball's clay is made by about 6,852 islands. The four largest islands are Hokkaido a regionball, Honshu, Kyushu, and Shikoku) making a total of eight regionballs. Japanball has 2 stateballs, One Territoryball, and 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyoball. Japanball is separated from his neighbors by vast seas. His neighbors are North Koreaball and South Koreaball and Chinaball to the west, Taiwanball to the southwest, and Russiaball to the north. His maritime borders are the Okhotsk Sea to the north, the East China Sea and the Philippine Sea to the south, East Sea to the west, and the Pacific Ocean to the east.
He was once an isolated feudal country with a warrior class known as the samurai and Shogun (military dictators) as the de facto rulers from 1192 till 1868. This made Japan a "warrior nation". Then Japanball became a major world player and Asian superpower as the Empire of Japanball. It was one of the largest empires in history. He was a member of the Entente in WW1. He was one of the few major non-European empires, just like his then-friendly-rival, USAball. Later he joined the Axis Powers in WW2, but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff that strengthens his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century. Nowadays Japanboru has a lot of "soft power" influence and gets more money through his greatest invention -- anime. He is famous for high tech and video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. The American-written 1947 constitution made Japan a pacifist country. In 2015 he had the 4th highest ranked
military force Self-Defense Forces in the world. USAball wants Japanball to help more in the world. So it is gradually shedding its pacifist ideals.
Japanball lives in harmony with ancient traditions and high tech. Harmony, the collective (
greater good), traditions and unity are important in Japanball culture and society. The group is often put before the individual. Japanball respects his ancient culture such as sumo wrestling, tea ceremony, martial arts, festivals, etc. He loves to eat seafood like sushi that he fishes from her vast sea territory. Japanball likes life with rules, order, cleanliness, and hierarchy and dislikes unpredictable things such as earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, and Godzilla. Fujisan (Mount Fuji) is regarded as a sacred mountain and admired for its natural beauty. He loves the sun because Japan is the "land of the rising sun" (Nihon, 日本). He is polite and a tech-guru. Politeness depends on your status. Japanball is a workaholic and he lives to work. He also works into the night to serve her company. He has little free time and frequently puts work before dating, sex, family, and friends. Japanball enjoys all kinds of anime and video games. He can act modest and shy to strangers. Japanball likes everything that is kawaii. Gaining and keeping honor is sometimes more important than material things. Japanball is punctual and wants everything to be on time, getting angry when other countries are a few minutes late.
Japanball is semi-pacifist due to the 1947 constitution that was
forced given by USAball. It made Japanball kawaii like a catgirl. However, tensions and disputes with neighbors South Koreaball, Chinaball, Russiaball, and a possible nuclear threat from North Koreaball lead to the rearming of Japanball to protect itself. The pacifism is slowly, but surely decreasing.
As the 4th largest island country, the Japanball people are islanders. Many people have an island mentality. They prefer to be inward-looking and preoccupied with their own weird culture and society. They see themselves as
superior unique from all other countryballs. They like to live in their own world and care less about other countryballs. Sometimes Japanball becomes isolationist when it had enough of the barbarians gaijins (foreigners) on their clay. It finds the continental people (continentball) gaijins strange and entertaining. As a fellow island country, Japanball can better understand Igirisu-san, Taiwan-san, Firipin-kun, Parao-kun, and Indoneshia-kun.
And VERY, VERY, Kawaii.
The first arrival to the Japanese archipelago was the Caucasian-looking Jomonball (14,000 – 1000 BC). They had a hunter-gatherer culture and made the finest pottery. Then the Yayoi Japanball (1000 BC - 300 AD) arrived and brought new technology such as iron tools and rice cultivation. Japan became a settled agricultural society. The Jomonballs and Yayoiballs mixed and formed the modern Japanball people.
Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsuball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since 660 BC, the age of Jimmu (神武). There were long periods of clan warfare and civil wars.
At first, Japanball practiced Shintoism before learning about Buddhism. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. For most of Japanball history, it was ruled by military governments. The Shogun (supreme military dictator), the daimyo (feudal lords) and the samurai (military nobility, officers) ruled Japan from 1192 till 1868. Kousitsuball was mostly a figurehead without real power. The nobility had limited power largely in the Imperial Court in Kyoto. So Japanball has many centuries of militarism as a "warrior" country were samurai, katanas (
weapons), ninjas and bushido were very important.
After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure since 660 BC.
Japanball's clay is far from the Asian continent. So it was difficult for continental people to reach the Japanese islands. The sea storms (tsunami) and steep mountains made it near impossible and very costly to invade, but some have tried like Mongol Empireball.
One day, after the Mongolballs conquered most of Asia and Eastern Europe, it tried to take Kamakuraball's clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikaze typhoon (神風) and the fierce samurai of Kamakuraball. They resisted two Mongol invasions in 1274 and 1281. The Ashikaga shogunate ruled Japanball from 1338 to 1573.
An important daimyo (feudal lord) was Oda Clanball. He (Oda Nobunaga) unified much of Japanball in the Sengoku period (warring-states) from 1560 to 1582 CE. The Oda Clanball successfully gained control over most of Japan's main island Honshu and he ruled much of Japanball until his death in 1582. He was succeeded by his best friend, the daimyo Toyotomi Clanball (Toyotomi Hideyoshi). He ended the Sengoku period (warring-states of Japan) and ruled ruthlessly, dis-empowering those he hated and giving power to those he favored.
In 1592, the Toyotomi Clanball ordered the Japanese invasions of Joseonball(1592–1598) to reach Mingball. He quickly captured Joseonball's capital, but Admiral Yi won battles in the sea. The initial invasion was in 1592 which was a success. Then there was a brief truce in 1596. After that, there was a second invasion in 1597, but Joseonball with the help of Mingball pushed him back. He retreated in 1597. Just before the final wars, the Toyotomi Clanball died at 61 years old in 1598. This paved the way for Tokugawaball to rise to power and he ruled all of Japan as the Shogun (military dictator) from 1603 till 1867 CE.
Japanball's fathers, Edoball and Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits and closed most of Japan from foreigners. However, Japanball had connections with some westerners like the Dutch Empireball and Portugalball. Tokugawaball was very suspicious of
foreigners gaijin such as the Dutch , British Empireball, Russian Empireball, and USAball. Japanball was closed for gaijin from 1635 until 1853 when USAball arrived and taught him to open their markets totally not through Gunship Diplomacy.
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During the late 1860s revolutions began to sprout across the nation, because the shoguns could not protect Japan and it had to modernize to prevent westerners from exploiting and taking Japan's clay. The Tokugawaball Shogunate was replaced with the House of the rising sun and a modern constitutional monarchy. Its leader being Emperor Meiji had most power on, but the Prime Minister was the real ruler of the Empire of Japanball. In 1868 Japan started actively trading with other European countryballs as well, but Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). Japan modernized quickly and became the only industrialized non-western country in the world. He also started to build up a large and modern army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873 and the Kuril Islands in 1875. Japanball looked at western colonial powers and started to imitate their behavior in Asia. In 1894, he went to war with Qing Chinaball and defeated the backward Qing empire the following year, taking his Formosan ( Taiwanball) clay as punishment along with ( Qingdaoball) In 1904-1905, during the Russo-Japanese War he warred with the Russiaball, and won with an overwhelming naval victory. That was the first time in modern history that an East Asian power defeated a western power. Empire of Japanball solidified its status as the main superpower of East Asia. Then he took half of his Sakhalin clay. While Joseonball was a vassal state of Chinese dynasties for centuries, Japan's victory changed the balance in the Far East. Japan was the dominant power. So Japan annexed Korea which became Japanese Koreaball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex partners, Koreaball and Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.
When World War I broke out in 1914, he fought with Britainball and Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterward. He also acquired Manchuria which was a puppet and later fully annexed as Manchukuoball in 1932. But in the 1930s, he developed an interest in a kidnapping and raping Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped Franceball.
Oh and, even as neo-Nazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Philippinesball, Triangapore, Hong Kongball,
French Indochinaball, Dutch East Indiesball , Burmaball Papua New Guineaball, Malaysiaball, and many pacific islands before brutally suppresing them and raping their women. However, they were "liberated" by USAball, who also bombed ,or hurt badly, in her tentacles Hiroshima and Nagasaki parts. Japanball was shocked because it didn't have nuclear bombs. This lead to the only time in history that Japanball surrendered to a foreign power.
In 1947, the Empire of Japanball lost all its overseas colonies and it was reformed as the "State of Japanball" with liberal democracy. Its constitution was written by USAball which made it a pacifist country (article 9). Japanball has mixed feelings of pride and regrets for the Empire of Japanball. It learned from the past to do better. USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshall Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former colonies, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners. Japanball regained full independence in 1952. Japanball didn't have a military, but due to the Cold War and the threat of Soviet Unionball, he established the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) in 1954.
Japanball achieved rapid growth in the 1950s to become the second-largest economy in
za warudo in 1970. This made Japanball great power again. The asset price bubble burst in 1992. After that, there was a decade of economic stagnation and low growth. Japanball didn't sign a peace treaty with Russiaball yet due to a dispute over a part of Sakhalin Oblastball's clay in the South Kuril Islands called Chishima (千島ボール) that were seized by Soviet Unionball after the Empire of Japanball surrendered.
Japanball became the third largest economy after Chinaball surpassed it in 2011. He can make anything but is very good at cars, ships, high-speed bullet trains, technology, and electronics. Japanese
cartoons Anime (Japanese cartoons) became world-famous. His invent amazing TV shows like Takishi's Castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever wins!
On March 11, 2011, an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning a big chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.
On April 14, 2016, MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuadorball blames Japan for damaging her country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one on the US west coast, but USAball was glad that nothing happened after that.
From 2012 to 2018, Japan got angry when Kitachōsen fired missiles in the Sea of Japan.
Japanball struggles with its pacifist 1947 constitution that prevents it from having a normal military. It has the Japan Self-Defense Forces which was the 4th highest ranked in 2015. It has a security alliance with USAball and relies on it for offensive military duties. USAball wants Japanball to do more military activities in the alliance. Disputes with Chinaball caused Japanball's military resurgence. In 2015 collective-self defense was allowed. Japanball does more regional security in East and South-East Asia. However, there is still big opposition to changing article 9 of the 1947 constitution that was written by USAball, and the disasters in Fukushima galvanized opposition to nuclear proliferation. The samurai have not fully returned yet...
On 1 May 2019, Crown Prince Naruhito became the new Emperor after Akihito abdicated the throne. He is a figurehead, a symbol of the state and unity of the people of Japanball.
Japanball is a unified island country. It is over 3,000 km (1,900 mi) long with 6,852 islands. The 5 main islands are Hokkaido, Honshu, Kyushu, Shikoku, and Okinawa. It is divided into 8 informal regions. Each region contains 1 or more prefectures. The regions are from north to south:
There are a total of 47 prefectures.
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Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks her own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:
- Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", "Election" spelled as "Erection", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
- Anime (アニメ): The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru. Manga is reading anime.
But let's be honest, unless you know japanese, you're just reading the subtitles. Anime is just animated manga.
- Kawaii (可愛い): Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute"
and Second Empire of Japanball Hawaiiball.
- Kakkoii (カッコいい): Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
- Senpai (先輩): Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
- Waifu (ワイフ): a term that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
- Desu (です): Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Second Empire of Japanball Latvian for sausage.
- Nani? (何？): English translation is "What?".
- Sensei (先生): Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
- Banzai (万歳 or 萬歲): "Ten thousand years" Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
- Tomodachi (友達): Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
- Shi-ne (死ね): Die!
- Baka (na)! (馬鹿(な)): Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
- Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
- -teru or -su: Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent
- Jap (ジャップ) : Origin is derogatory name of Japanese people. Now it means that Mortification jokes of Japanese things.
- Horuhoru (ﾎﾙﾎﾙ): To self-praising about Japanese culture (Almost animes)
- Karoshi (過労死): Newer suicide pattern of Japanball.
- Otaku (オタク or ヲタク): A person who obsesses over a fandom/fandoms to the detriment of their social life.
- Densha (電車): Trains, and when we are talking about trains in Japan, we mean a lot of trains.
- Kimi Wa (君は): You.
- Watashi (私): I/Me.
- Aruzenchin-kun - OMG IT'S THE MELIODAS I LOVE YOU!!! Just kidding... Argentina is younger than me.
- Ōshūrengō-san, Indoneshia-kun and Firipin-kun - They can rikings into our kawaii. Prease stop asking for asyrum, you will never get it.
IF YOU WANT TO BE INTO JAPAN WE CAN ARWAYS ANNEX YOU AGAIN
- Parao-kun - He is my little brother . Watashi of kidnap him back then and govern him for 30 years after WW 1. Watashi help deveropu his islands, Watashi taught him to speak Japanese! He has many people with Japanese ancestry. So he cannot into weeaboo.
- Honkon-san - Watashi love him so much, but watachi can't hang out with him because he is best friends with my best friend. We are also of trading partners. Watashi support his protests. Watashi loving his milk tea!!!!! DEMOCRACY TO CHINA!!!!!
- Porutogaru-sensei - Ah yes, he is filst European countly to step on the cray of mine, and he intloduce me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He knows we are expelienced with gunpowder, so he taught us how to into oul own Muskets duling the Sengoku Period.
- Marēshia-chan - My waifu visited his clay in December 16.
- Polando-san - Happy 100th bilthday!
- Amerika-san- He can into arriance and tlade! Though Watashi find it of stlange that whire he carrs me sick pervert for invent tentacre rape, he invent TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! Watashi heard about yuo new plesident, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rike anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA ruv oul video games, so I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels.
(But I Have Three Probrems, He Keeps Plonouncing Pokemon "Pokeyman" and LEMOVE ROGAN PAUR, AND YOU NUKED US TWICE!!!)but we stirr of havings good lerationship. Your Amtrak railcorp is of slow and weak, JR always will be stronk.
- Mardivis-kun - Watashi is solly for destloying Yaahunbara boat. Watashi wirr gib yuo rice evely year :3
- Iran-san - We had great histoly. He rikes our car brands and gibs Oir that I can make good cars for him, we rove cats too, but he is of fliends with the baka commies.
- ASEAN-san, Azuma timōru-kun, Papuanyūginia-san and Soromon shotō-san -
Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!Trading partners, just trading partners.
- Burajiru-kun - My South Amelican friend. He can into largest Japanese popuration outside of me and watashi also host one of the largest amount of his popuration. He also can into riking anime! Arigato.
- Erusarubadoru-kun - My central American friend that I support the benefits, and he also can into liking TV Series, Anime, and Video games! I aplecciate you for get a new president of 2019, and Dōmo-arigatō for visiting me.
- Indo-san - Hory rand of Buddha and food. Roves oul Kawaii and hates that baka. Great fliend
is of スケベ (perv)Arso Security Pact, so DEFEND CURRY! Tokyoball is of sick with too many Indo please remove some.
- Ejiputo-san - Ancient Middle east friend. We have great histoly and especiarry cat lovers.
- Toruko-san - Asian friend. Watashi wants of be learnings flom yuo how to captuled Constantinopre
for taking Midway.
- Isuraeru-san - Juden friend. Yuol tech is good.
- Chiri-kun - Chiru-san or Aureria, We can both into erquaku, he hito me once with one, I hito him back with other and so on...
- Firipin-kun is also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). Arso my ferrow island country and Nihonji like his curture as well is also some of my ferrow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks
(Even he's a roricon)maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to my Imperiaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsaterrite the "DIWATA 1"? But yuo said that i reform to my imperiaristic self? NIE, it wourd nevel happened in the future! Also watashi can speak Filipino a rittle bit!
- Itaria-kun is also a Otaku country roves being kawaii especially He rikes to make cospray (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). We are friends since Imperiaristic version of myserf. We are arso good trading partners. Super Mario is Italian. They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2.
キリトはイタリア人ではない!!!Also Love Live! Sunshine!! Movie Over the Rainbow and Jojo Bizzare Adventures will be filmed in Itaria-chan's clay.
- Taiwan-san - Best basebarru friends! Fellow island country. Kawaii just rike me! Herupu each other in disaster! (biggest aid aftel what happen in Tōhoku ) Kinda hate me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?! HOMOSEX DETECTU. NANI?!!! But, i don't think i will make you as a prefecture...
- Indoneshia-kun - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre. But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist.
AND WHY YUO CAUSE THE SEKONDU BINTARO TRAGEDI, YUO KNOW I ARREADY GIB YUO MY SECONDHANDED TOKYO METRO 7021!!!
- Checko-san - My friend, WHY YUO OF CALLING ME TOMIO OKAMURA?
- Swede-san - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry since watashi translatu it in Nihonji version!
- Denmāku-san - Another Noldic fliendo! Watashi rike his LEGOs. He arso hate that communistu. He arso calls him a Fake Lego producing commie.
- Noruu~ē-kun - Yet another Nordic fliendo! Rikes my anime
and hentai. Arigato for Opera!
- Lomania-san Girisha-san, Burugaria-san, and Serubia-san - They rike my anime and sushi (and Nintendo).
- Jojia-san - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii too. And can into sumo wrestring...
- Cloatia-san - Another Barukan fliendo. Has a gleatu coast and roves my anime too!
- Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race. Another Pokemon region is based off your capital!
- Doitsu-kun - Great support in
scienceand architecture and we were arries during WW2! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!
- Oranda-san- One of my first tomodachi-desu. He can into rikings kawaii and my games, and he also usings to own one of my islands in the past.
- Prathesthiy-san/Thailan-san - Admirer and forced u to givu passage in WWII. He also is Buddhist and has kawaii college girls.
- Kanada-kun - Best friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon, InuYasha and Pretty Cure to dub into Engrish). Arso, Avril Lavigne, yuor Canadian Hello Kitty song is of very kawaii... but sometimes I confuse him with America-san... well they speak English so are same thing. Just STOP CALLING ME CHINA-SAN!
- Iraku-san - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover.
- Peru-san - Good Sourth amerlican fliend that can into APEC like me! He has one of the biggest communities of japanese peopre! Goku is of populal thele, like Toyota! But I'm solly fol Alberto Fujimori, he of destloyed Peru.
- Mekishiko-san - I rike his culture! And thanks for supporting my cars!
- Supein-san - Rikes my cars and anime.
- Suriranka-kun - Defended me from paying reparations after World War II, loves my technology. I also give him much aid. But stay away from China!
- Yakūchia-san - he became really interesting for me to visit. May i help you somehow?
- Lemen-san - Kankoku-san doesn't accept your refugees. So watashi can take your people here in my clay. We will wercome yuo.
- Bangladeshball-You don´t look well :( ill give you aid. Have some soup, I hope you can feel better. He hates it when I say that he is sick, but look at his green flag and poverty rates. He is definitely sick, and I will help him with aid and soup!!!! (He hates the soup though and IDK WHY)
- Kankoku -
Watashi thought we were gonna be of tomodachi after the tlade war ended, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO REMOVE ME, HUH!?! I aporogized tho......' 'Butwe are tomodachi already... And watashi rike your LG and Samsung electronics and Hyundai and Kia cars.
- Mongoru-san- at some point we can be cooru but stirr...(see enemies list)
- Roshia-san -
千島列島 は俺の正当な領土！Rikes orudo japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give Second Empire of Japanball Chishimaball (千島ボール). back, but he's stirr a good guy.
- Saujiarabia-san - Is of sharia kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives, But I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YUOR ARABIAN STUDENTU DETOROYING MY BEAUTIFUL TEMPURU! ALSO, WHAT DID KANADA-KUN DO TO YOU IN 2018?!
- Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendo. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia. As a fellow island country I understand and feel affiliated with yuo island culture. I'm not kirring Whales !
- Okinawa-kun - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids. but... (see enemies list)
- Finrando-san - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song.
She of stealings idea.
- Ōsutoraria-san - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!! But at reast he rikes orudo japan car. We're arries of Amerika-san.
- Sobieto renpo-san - Not learry as an enemy. But he thankful me because i make Tetlis the 2nd popurar game for him.
- Koronbia - I DEFEAT YUO AT THE 2018 WORLD CUP!!
- Berugī - I was about to get into the 2018 qualtelfinars, but HE DEFEATED ME IN ROUND OF 16! 3-2 NEVER FOLGET! WAI YUO DO THIS TO ME?!!!
- My Imperialistic Fathel - BAKA BAKA NA, OTOSAN! You're the reason why peopre hates me because of YUO! REMOVE AND I'M THE BEST TLUE NIHONGO! Hope YUO nevel come back!
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!/お前はもう死んでいる! /Biggest Enemies
- Covid-19 - GO AWAY! BAKA!! YOU INFECTED MY CLAY?!!! YUO KIRR MY PEOPLE AND RUIN MY ECONOMY! BURN IN HERR YOU PIECE OF DUMB FACE!!! NOW MOST OF MY EVENTS ARE POSTPONED OR CANCELLED!!
- Chugoku and Kitachōsen - Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars! (arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings) NORTH KOREA, I HADDINGS ENOUGH OF YUO RAUNCHINGS MISSIRES ON MY SEA!!! THAT IS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YUO LAUNCHING NUKES AT ME YUO OF SCARED MY CITIZENS I HOPE AMERIKA-SAN AND FLIENDS INVADESU YUOR CLAY AND DESTLOYS YOUR MISSILES!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM! NANKING MASSACRE IS OF THE FAKE CCP IS OF THE PRANT FAKE EVIDENCE SO CAN GUIRT US!!! CHUGOKU THANKS FOR RUINING MY COUNTRY WITH SARS-2!!!
Shichimenchō - REMOVE KEBAB!!! YAKITORI IS WAY BETTER THAN YOUR FILTHY KEBAB!!!
- One China Policy - BAKA BAKA BAKA TAIWAN IS OF LEAR CHINA PRC OF FAKE YUO GET OUT OF UN AAAAAAAAAAAA
- ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARISTS!!!! REMOVE TERRORISTS! DON'T YUO DARE TO INVADE MY BEAUTIFUL CITY!!
- A.R.M.Y - WATASHI AGLEE WITH KANKOKU! YOU JUST BASHED ME AND MY ANIMES?! DID I DO ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU? AND WHY YOUL NAME IS A.R.M.Y?? IS THIS RELATED TO HER SOLDIERS OR NOT? YOU MAKE LOOK HER WORSE! LOOK AT HER SHE'S DEPRESSED! B.T.S roves to watch anime! YUO UNDERSTAND?
- Mongoru-san - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE as Mongol Empireball BUT DIED IN A KAMIKAZE! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
- Second Empire of Japanball Ryūkyū ōkoku - Actuarry anschluss victim. YUO ARE OKINAWA A PALT OF JAPAN! YUO WIRR NEVEL INDEPENDENT FROM WATASHI!
- Benezuera - Hates me because watashi am of friend of Amerika-san! Also a friend of commie Chinaball! But atleast he rikes my anime.
- Rogan Paur - YOU FUCKING BITCH.' HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FLIM A MAN HANGING HIMSELF ON TREE. NOW EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M FUCKING SUICIDAL. 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
- Kurudisutan - DARE YUO HATE MY CARS??????!!!!!!
- Kita Makedonia - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORUDO EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GREEKU!! You are BULGARIAN!
- Joe Biden - You're a lapist and a pedophire cleepy Joe, you keep touching rittle girrs. Why? Watashi stand with Tala Leade-chan. You even plaised the KKK and met with theil readel befol, and you're being lacist to brack peopre. And you're arso a puppet of Chugoku. Watashi hope you're not the plesident of the USA. Shame on you!!!!!
Saderan Empireball - YUO WIRR PAY ME FOR INVADING ME! Werr atreast we're in peace now.
- "CHINA IS OF THREAT"
- "Desu desu"
- Baka (stupid)
- “Ole Sama“ (
- "GOTTA CATCHING THEM ALL"
- "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" (お前はもう死んでいる : You are already dead)
- "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA (Godzilla)!!!"
- Yare Yare Daze (やれやれだぜ:Good Grief)
- "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!" (おら！)
- "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" (無駄 : Uselessness)
- "KAMEHAMEHA!!" (カメハメ波)
- "Sugoi!" (凄い : Amazing or sometimes terrible)
- "Nani?" (何？ : What?)
- "Minna!" (みんな : We, Everyone)
- "Henshin!" (変身 : Transformation!)
- "RASENGAN!" (螺旋丸)
- "CHIDORI!" (千鳥)
- "Tentacre pornu is bestu."
- "XBOX SUCKS! PRAYSTATION AND NINTENDO ARE BETTEL!"
- "Gomen nasai." (御免なさい : I'm sorry)
- Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥) (お金 : Currency)
Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!
- "Senpai?" (先輩) -To the biggest western nations
- "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
- "Daisuki!" (大好き : love so much)
- "DESU!!!! (です!!!!: to be/it is)
- "Dōmo arigatō" (どうもありがとう: Thank you very much!)
- "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!" (リザードン、ドラゴンクロー！: Charizard, Dragon Claw!)
- 「朕茲ニ戰ヲ宣ス」- declaring war against USA (in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan (after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.
- "KAWAII!!!" (かわいい: So cute!, Adorable!)
- "Tomodachi" (友達/仲良: Friend)
- "Most dishonoraburu!" - is used to express disapproval.
- "Saibatoron‘s TRANSFORM!!!!"!: Cybertron’s (Autobots) TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!
How to draw
This is how to draw Japanball:
- Draw a typical circle with a white background.
- Fill in a circle with crimson glory inside.
- Finally, draw the eyes.
- You can also put cat accessories (tail, ears) and kawaii eyes.
- You can draw the energized, warrior version with red streams going out in all directions. For reference check the flag of the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) and the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF).