NANI?
 
Japan-icon.png Japanball (surprised)
Omae wa mou shindeiru
 
— Jiren
Their Friends and Our friends are not friends, plus they’re planning on invading the entire ocean.
 
— Bill Wurtz
Dame da ne, dameyo, dame nanoyo, anta ga, sukide, suki sugite
 
— Kiryu Kazuma
KONO DIO DA!
 
— Dio Brando


Japanball (Japanese: 日本球) is an cars, anime and manga island countryball in the part of East Asia. It is a sovereign state with a parliamentary constitutional monarchy.  The capital and largest metropolitan area in the world and the capital cityball is Tokyo-icon.png Tokyoball. The Emperor is a figurehead who performs ceremonial duties. Japanball is the largest island country in East Asia and the 4th largest island country in the world. Japanball's clay has a total of 377 973 square kilometers, making him the 61st biggest country. 124 million people live there which makes it the 11th most populous countryball in the world (2019). It has the 8th largest exclusive economic zone 4,470,000 sq km. Since most of Japan's clay is sea territory it does not yet have the technology to live in the sea. He is also called "land of the rising sun" because being the most eastern country in East Asia and the kanji (symbols) literally mean "the sun's origin" (日本).

Japanball has the third-largest economy in the world. He is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), the countryballs with the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball. He is also a member of the exclusive G7 (Group of Seven) and the OECD-icon.png OECDball for one of the most economic countryballs in the world, and the UN-icon.png UNball. He is considered a great power. Throughout its history, Japanball achieved outstanding scientific and economic progress. Japanball is also one of two balls that can have cat ears and cattail (kawaii), the other is Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball. He also invented emojis.

Japanball's clay is made by about 6,852 islands. The four largest islands are Hokkaido-icon.png Hokkaido a regionball, Honshu, Kyushu, and Shikoku) making a total of eight regionballs. Japanball has 2 stateballs, One Territoryball, and 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyo-icon.png Tokyoball. Japanball is separated from his neighbors by vast seas. His neighbors are North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball and South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball and China-icon.png Chinaball to the west, Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball to the southwest, and Russia-icon.png Russiaball to the north. His maritime borders are the Okhotsk Sea to the north, the East China Sea and the Philippine Sea to the south, East Sea to the west, and the Pacific Ocean to the east.

He was once an isolated feudal country with a warrior class known as the samurai and Shogun (military dictators) as the de facto rulers from 1192 till 1868. This made Japan a "warrior nation". Then Japanball became a major world player and Asian superpower as the Japanese-Empire-icon.png  Empire of Japanball. It was one of the largest empires in history. He was a member of the Entente in WW1. He was one of the few major non-European empires, just like his then-friendly-rival, USA-icon.png USAball. Later he joined the Nazi-icon.png Axis Powers in WW2, but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff that strengthens his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century. Nowadays Japanboru has a lot of "soft power" influence and gets more money through his greatest invention -- anime. He is famous for high tech and video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. The USA-icon.png American-written 1947 constitution made Japan a pacifist country. In 2015 he had the 4th highest ranked military force Self-Defense Forces in the world. USA-icon.png USAball wants Japan-icon.pngJapanball to help more in the world. So it is gradually shedding its pacifist ideals.

Personality

Japanball

Japanball lives in harmony with ancient traditions and high tech. Harmony, the collective (greater good), traditions, and unity are important in Japanball culture and society. The group is often put before the individual. Japan-icon.png Japanball respects his ancient culture such as sumo wrestling, tea ceremony, martial arts, festivals, etc. He loves to eat seafood like sushi that he fishes from his vast sea territory. Japanball likes life with rules, order, cleanliness, and hierarchy and dislikes unpredictable things such as earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, and Godzilla. Fujisan (Mount Fuji) is regarded as a sacred mountain and admired for its natural beauty. He loves the sun because Japan is the "land of the rising sun" (Nihon, 日本). He is polite and a tech-guru. Politeness depends on your status. Japanball is a workaholic and he loves to work it's all for money. He also works into the night to serve his company. He has little free time and frequently puts work before dating, sex, family, and friends. Japan-icon.png Japanball enjoys all kinds of anime and video games. He can act modest and shy to strangers. Japan-icon.png Japanball likes everything that is kawaii. Gaining and keeping honor is sometimes more important than material things. Japanball is punctual and wants everything to be on time, getting angry when other countries are a few minutes late.

Japan-icon.png Japanball is semi-pacifist due to the 1947 constitution that was forced given by USA-icon.png USAball. It made Japan-icon.png Japanball kawaii like a catgirl. However, tensions and disputes with neighbors South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball, China-icon.png Chinaball, Russia-icon.png Russiaball, and a possible nuclear threat from North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball lead to the rearming of Japanball to protect itself. The pacifism is slowly, but surely decreasing.

As the 4th largest island country, the Japan-icon.png Japanball people are islanders. Many people have an island mentality. They prefer to be inward-looking and preoccupied with their own weird culture and society. They see themselves as superior unique from all other countryballs. They like to live in their own world and care less about other countryballs. Sometimes Japan-icon.png Japanball becomes isolationist when it had enough of the barbarians gaijins (foreigners) on their clay. It finds the continental people (continentball) gaijins strange and entertaining. As a fellow island country, Japanball can better understand UK-icon.png Igirisu-san, Taiwan-icon.png Taiwan-san​​, Philippines-icon.png Firipin-kun, Palau-icon.png Parao-kun, and Indonesia-icon.png Indoneshia-kun.

And VERY, VERY, Kawaii.

History

1-icon.png Prehistoric and Ancient Japan 1-icon.png

The first arrival to the Japanese archipelago was the Caucasian-looking 1-icon.png Jomonball (14,000 – 1000 BC). They had a hunter-gatherer culture and made the finest pottery. Then the 1-icon.png Yayoi Japanball (1000 BC - 300 AD) arrived and brought new technology such as iron tools and rice cultivation. Japan became a settled agricultural society. The 1-icon.png Jomonballs and 1-icon.png Yayoiballs mixed and formed the modern Japanball people.

Classical Japan

Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsuball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since 660 BC, the age of Jimmu (神武). There were long periods of clan warfare and civil wars. At first, Japanball practiced Shintoism before learning about Buddhism-icon.png Buddhism. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. For most of Japanball history, it was ruled by military governments. The Shogun (supreme military dictator), the daimyo (feudal lords), and the samurai (military nobility, officers) ruled Japan from 1192 till 1868. Kousitsuball was mostly a figurehead without real power. The nobility had limited power largely in the Imperial Court in Kyoto. So Japanball has many centuries of militarism as a "warrior" country were samurai, katanas (weapons), ninjas and bushido were very important. After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure since 660 BC.

Feudal Japan

Japanball's clay is far from the Asian continent. So it was difficult for continental people to reach the Japanese islands. The sea storms (tsunami) and steep mountains made it near impossible and very costly to invade, but some have tried like Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball.

One day, after the Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongolballs, conquered most of Asia and Eastern Europe, like Russia. it tried to take Minamoto Clan-icon.png Kamakuraball's clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikaze typhoon (神風) and the fierce samurai of Minamoto Clan-icon.png Kamakuraball. They resisted two Mongol invasions in 1274 and 1281. The Ashikaga shogunate ruled Japanball from 1338 to 1573.

An important daimyo (feudal lord) was Oda-icon.png Oda Clanball. He (Oda Nobunaga, the leader of the clan) unified much of Japanball in the Sengoku period (warring-states) from 1560 to 1582 CE. The Oda-icon.png Oda Clanball successfully gained control over most of Japan's main island Honshu and he ruled much of ​Japanball until his death in 1582. He was succeeded by his best friend, the daimyo Toyotomi-icon.png Toyotomi Clanball (Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the leader of the clan). He ended the Sengoku period (warring-states of Japan) and ruled ruthlessly, dis-empowering those he hated and giving power to those he favored.

In 1592, the Toyotomi-icon.png Toyotomi Clanball ordered the Japanese invasions of Joseon-icon.png Joseonball(1592–1598) to reach Ming-icon.png Mingball. He quickly captured Joseon-icon.png Joseonball's capital, but Admiral Yi won battles in the sea. The initial invasion was in 1592 which was a success. Then there was a brief truce in 1596. After that, there was a second invasion in 1597, but Joseon-icon.png Joseonball with the help of Ming-icon.png Mingball pushed him back. He retreated in 1597. Just before the final wars, the Toyotomi-icon.png Toyotomi Clanball died at 61 years old in 1598. This paved the way for Tokugawa-icon.png Tokugawaball to rise to power and he ruled all of Japan as the Shogun (military dictator) from 1603 till 1867 CE.

Japanball's fathers, Tokyo-icon.png Edoball and Tokugawa-icon.png Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits and closed most of Japan from foreigners. However, Japanball had connections with some westerners like the Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball and Portugal-icon.png Portugalball. Tokugawa-icon.png Tokugawaball was very suspicious of foreigners gaijin such as the Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch , UK-icon.png British Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and USA-icon.png USAball. Japanball was closed for gaijin from 1635 until 1853 when USA-icon.png USAball arrived and taught him to open their markets totally not through Gunship Diplomacy. 

Modern period

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A Japanese WWII veteran disappointed with kids

During the late 1860s revolutions began to sprout across the nation, because the shoguns could not protect Japan and it had to modernize to prevent westerners from exploiting and taking Japan's clay. The Tokugawa-icon.png Tokugawaball Shogunate was replaced with the House of the rising sun and a modern constitutional monarchy. Its leader being Emperor Meiji had most power on, but the Prime Minister was the real ruler of the Empire of Japanball. In 1868 Japan started actively trading with other European countryballs as well, but Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). Japan modernized quickly and became the only industrialized non-western country in the world. He also started to build up a large and modern army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873 and the Kuril Islands in 1875. Japanball looked at western colonial powers and started to imitate their behavior in Asia. In 1894, he went to war with Qing-icon.png Qing Chinaball and defeated the backward Qing empire the following year, taking his Formosan (Japanese Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball) clay as punishment along with (Qingdao-icon.png Qingdaoball) In 1904-1905, during the Russo-Japanese War he warred with the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russiaball, and won with an overwhelming naval victory. That was the first time in modern history that an East Asian power defeated a western power. Empire of Japanball solidified its status as the main superpower of East Asia. Then he took half of his Sakhalin clay. While Joseon-icon.png Joseonball was a vassal state of Ming-icon.png Chinese dynasties Qing-icon.png for centuries, Japan's victory changed the balance in the Far East. Japan was the dominant power. So Japan annexed Korea which became Japanese Korea-icon.png Japanese Koreaball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex partners, Japanese Korea-icon.png Koreaball and Japanese Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When World War I broke out in 1914, he fought with UK-icon.png UKball and France-icon.png Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterward. He also acquired Manchuria which was a puppet and later fully annexed as Manchukuo-icon.png Manchukuoball in 1932. But in the 1930s, he developed an interest in a kidnapping and raping Taiwan-icon.png Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped France-icon.png Franceball. Oh and, even as neo-Nazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Second Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball, British Singapore-icon.png Triangapore, British Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball, French Indochina-icon.png French IndochinaballDutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch East IndiesballMyanmar-icon.png Burmaball Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New GuineaballMalaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball, and many pacific islands before brutally suppresing them and raping their women. However, they were "liberated" by USA-icon.png USAball, who also bombed ,or hurt badly, in her tentacles Hiroshima-icon.png Hiroshima and Nagasaki-icon.png Nagasaki parts. Japanball was shocked because it didn't have nuclear bombs. This lead to the only time in history that Japanball surrendered to a foreign power.

Contemporary period

In 1947, the Empire of Japanball lost all its overseas colonies and it was reformed as the "State of Japanball" with liberal democracy. Its constitution was written by USA-icon.png USAball which made it a pacifist country (article 9). Japanball has mixed feelings of pride and regrets for the Empire of Japanball. It learned from the past to do better. USA-icon.png USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshall Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former colonies, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners. Japanball regained full independence in 1952. Japanball didn't have a military, but due to the Cold War and the threat of Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball, he established the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) in 1954.

Japanball achieved rapid growth in the 1950s to become the second-largest economy in za warudo in 1970. This made Japanball great power again. The asset price bubble burst in 1992. After that, there was a decade of economic stagnation and low growth. Japanball didn't sign a peace treaty withRussia-icon.png Russiaball yet due to a dispute over a part of Sakhalin-icon.png Sakhalin Oblastball's clay in the South Kuril Islands called Chishima (千島ボール) that were seized by Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball after the Empire of Japanball surrendered.

Japanball became the third largest economy after China-icon.png Chinaball surpassed it in 2011. He can make anything but is very good at cars, ships, high-speed bullet trains, technology, and electronics. Japanese cartoons Anime (Japanese cartoons) became world-famous. His invent amazing TV shows like Takishi's Castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever wins!

On March 11, 2011, an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning a big chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.

On April 14, 2016, MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuador-icon.png Ecuadorball blames Japan for damaging her country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one on the US west coast, but USA-icon.png USAball was glad that nothing happened after that.

From 2012 to 2018, Japan got angry when North Korea-icon.png Kitachōsen fired missiles in the Sea of Japan.

Japanball struggles with its pacifist 1947 constitution that prevents it from having a normal military. It has the Japan Self-Defense Forces which was the 4th highest ranked in 2015. It has a security alliance with USA-icon.png USAball and relies on it for offensive military duties. USA-icon.png USAball wants Japanball to do more military activities in the alliance. Disputes with China-icon.png Chinaball  caused Japanball's military resurgence. In 2015 collective-self defense was allowed. Japanball does more regional security in East and South-East Asia. However, there is still big opposition to changing article 9 of the 1947 constitution that was written by USA-icon.png USAball, and the disasters in Fukushima galvanized opposition to nuclear proliferation. The Tokugawa-icon.png samurai have not fully returned yet....

On 1 May 2019, Crown Prince Naruhito became the new Emperor after Akihito abdicated the throne. He is a figurehead, a symbol of the state and unity of the people of Japanball.

Shinzo Abe has resigned and Japanball feels sad, but luckily Yoshihide Suga has been chosen as the new Prime Minister that will continue what Abe wanted to do but was unable to do.

Regions

Regions of Japanball

Japanball is a unified island country. It is over 3,000 km (1,900 mi) long with 6,852 islands. The 5 main islands are Hokkaido, Honshu, Kyushu, Shikoku, and Okinawa. It is divided into 8 informal regions. Each region contains 1 or more prefectures. The regions are from north to south:

Prefectures

Prefectures of Japanball

There are a total of 47 prefectures.

Hokkaido-icon.png Hokkaidō (region)

Japan-icon (division).png Tōhoku (region)

Kanto-icon.png Kantō (region)

Chubu-icon.png Chūbu (region)

Kansai-icon.png Kansai (region)

Japan-icon (division).png Chūgoku (region)

Shikoku-icon.png Shikoku (region)

Kyushu-icon.png Kyūshū (region)

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Crimson Glory 188, 0, 45 C0-M1-Y0.760-K0.262 #BC002D

Stereotypes

Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks her own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:

  • Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", "Election" spelled as "Erection", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
  • Anime (アニメ): The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru. Manga is reading anime. But let's be honest, unless you know japanese, you're just reading the subtitles. Anime is just animated manga.
  • Kawaii (可愛い): Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute" and Hawaiiball.
  • Kakkoii (カッコいい): Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
  • Senpai (先輩): Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
  • Waifu (ワイフ): a term that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
  • Desu (です): Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvian for sausage.
  • Gohan gohan? Kosumusumu-run!!! (トランプフラッシん): Used from Ajinomoto Japanese Commerical from 2000's
  • TorapufuruFurasshu!! (トランプフラッシュ): Used From Kaitou Joker when enemy got to catch him Translate meanin "Playing cards flash!!!"
  • Nani? (何?): English translation is "What?".
  • Sensei (先生): Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
  • Banzai (万歳 or 萬歲): "Ten thousand years" Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
  • Tomodachi (友達): Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
  • Shi-ne (死ね): Die!
  • Baka (na)! (馬鹿(な)): Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
  • Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
  • -teru or -su: Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent
  • Jap (ジャップ) : Origin is derogatory name of Japanese people. Now it means that Mortification jokes of Japanese things.
  • Yoku taburu Yoku Ikiru (よく食べるよく生きる) the quotes came from ajinomoto. A japanese Product Since 1901.
  • Horuhoru (ホルホル): To self-praising about Japanese culture (Almost animes)
  • Karoshi (過労死): Newer suicide pattern of Japanball.
  • Otaku (オタク or ヲタク): A person who obsesses over a fandom/fandoms to the detriment of their social life.
  • Densha (電車): Trains, and when we are talking about trains in Japan, we mean a lot of trains.(Technically Densha is specific term for an electric train that every carriage has power instead of a pulling locomotive, but Densha are so common that it doesn't matter)
  • Kimi Wa (君は): You.
  • Watashi (私): I/Me.

Relationships

Tomodachi/友達/仲良/Friends

  • Shinzo Abe: Thank you for the service
  • Argentina-icon.png Aruzenchin-chan - OMG IT'S AMATERASU, I LOVE YOU!!!! Just kidding... Argentina is younger than me. In fact... a lot of countries are younger than me.
  • EU-icon.png Ōshūrengō-kun, Indonesia-icon.png Indoneshia-kun and Philippines-icon.png Firipin-chan - They can rikings into our kawaii. Prease stop asking for asyrum, only a few can into residence
  • Palau-icon.png Parao-kun - He is my little brother . Watashi of kidnap him back then and govern him for 30 years after WW 1. Watashi help deveropu his islands, Watashi taught him to speak Japanese! He has many people with Japanese ancestry. So he cannot into weeaboo. He is the son of Firipin-chan
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Honkon-kun - OF RICH ASIAN BUDDY!!!! Watashi love him so much, but watachi can't hang out with him because he is best friends with my best friend. We are also of trading partners. Watashi support his protests. Watashi loving his milk tea!!!!! DEMOCRACY TO CHINA!!!!!
  • Portugal-icon.png Porutogaru-sensei - Ah yes, he is filst European countly to step on the cray of mine, and he intloduce me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He knows we are expelienced with gunpowder, so he taught us how to into oul own Muskets duling the Sengoku Period.
  • Malaysia-icon.png Marēshia-chan - My waifu visited his clay in December 16.
  • Poland-icon.png Polando-chan - Happy 100th bilthday!
  • USA-icon.png Amerika-kun- He can into arriance and tlade! Though Watashi find it of stlange that whire he carrs me sick pervert for invent tentacre rape, he invent TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! Watashi heard about yuo new plesident, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rike anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA ruv oul video games, so I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels. But we stirr of havings good lerationship. But 1945 never forget.
  • Maldives-icon.png Mardivis-kun - Watashi is solly for destloying Yaahunbara boat. Watashi wirr gib yuo rice evely year :3
  • Iran-icon.png Iran-san - We had great histoly. He like me is a very old country. He rikes our car brands and gibs Oir that I can make good cars for him, we rove cats too, but he is of fliends with the China-icon.png baka commies.
  • ASEAN-icon.png ASEAN-san, East Timor-icon.png Azuma timōru-kun, Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papuanyūginia-kun and Solomon Islands-icon.png Soromon shotō-kun - Trading partners, just trading partners and were gomen'nasai to yuor ASEANcoin's member (Except Thailand-icon.pngThailandball) 1942 NEVER FORGET
  • Brazil-icon.png Burajiru-kun - My South Amelican friend. He can into largest Japanese popuration outside of me and watashi also host one of the largest amount of his popuration. He also can into riking anime! Arigato.
  • El Salvador-icon.png Erusarubadoru-kun - My central American friend that I support the benefits, and he also can into liking TV Series, Anime, and Video games! I aplecciate you for get a new president of 2019, and Dōmo-arigatō for visiting me.
  • India-icon.png Indo-kun - Hory rand where Buddha is from. He roves anime and kawaii and hates China-icon.png baka. He arso rikes my trains and technorogy and we supply him with nuclear tech. We have economic and military ties, with frequent military drills, and he can visit my base in djibouti. He is arso of スケベ (perv). DEFEND CURRY
  • Egypt-icon.png Ejiputo-san - Ancient Middle east friend. A very old country like me. We have great histoly and especiarry cat lovers.
  • Turkey-icon.png Toruko-kun - Turkik Middle eastern friend. Watashi wants of be learnings flom yuo how to captuled Constantinopre 
  • Israel-icon.png Isuraeru-kun - Juden friend. Yuol tech is good.
  • Chile-icon.png Chiri-kun - Chiru-kun or Aureria, We can both into erquaku, he hito me once with one, I hito him back with other and so on...
  • Philippines-icon.png Firipin-chan - Best Friend and also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). Arso my ferrow island country and Nihonji like her curture as well is also some of my ferrow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks (Even she's a roricon) maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to my Imperiaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsaterrite the "DIWATA 1"? But yuo said that i reform to my imperiaristic self? NIE, it wourd nevel happened in the future! Also watashi can speak Filipino a rittle bit! You're the Pro-Japanese? NANI? BEST OF FRIENDS! WATASHI DAISKI!!!
  • Italy-icon.png Itaria-chan is also a Otaku country roves being kawaii especially. She rikes to make cospray (Even she rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). We are friends since Imperiaristic version of myserf. We are arso good trading partners. Super Mario is Italian. They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2. Also Love Live! Sunshine!! Movie Over the Rainbow and Jojo Bizzare Adventures will be filmed in Itaria-chan's clay.
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwan-kun - Best basebarru friends! Fellow island country. Kawaii just rike me! Herupu each other in disaster! (biggest aid aftel what happen in Tōhoku ) ! HOMOSEX DETECTU. NANI?!!! But, i don't think i will make you as a prefecture... 
  • Lee Teng Hui - Arigato for your service, rest in peace hero!
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indoneshia-kun - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre 4 mirrion (by UN-icon.png UNball). But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist. 
  • Czech-icon.png Checko-chan - My friend, WHY YUO OF CALLING ME TOMIO OKAMURA?
  • Sweden-icon.png Swede-kun - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry since watashi translatu it in Nihonji version!
  • Denmark-icon.png Denmāku-kun - Another Noldic fliendo! Watashi rike his LEGOs. He arso hate that China-icon.png communistu. He arso calls him a Fake Lego producing commie.
  • Norway-icon.png Noruwē-kun - Yet another Nordic fliendo! Rikes my anime.
  • Romania-icon.png Rūmania-chan, Greece-icon.png Girisha-chan, Bulgaria-icon.png Burugaria-chan, and Serbia-icon.png Serubia-chan - They rike my anime and sushi (and Nintendo).
  • Georgia-icon.png Jojia-chan - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii too. And can into sumo wrestring...
  • Yaroslavl Oblast-icon.png Yaroslavlball - My best friend. He likes me.
  • France-icon.png Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race. Another Pokemon region is based off your Paris-icon.png capital!
  • Germany-icon.png Doitsu-kun - Great support in science and architecture and we were arries during WW2! 
  • Netherlands-icon.png Oranda-kun- One of my first tomodachi-desu. He can into rikings kawaii and my games, and he also usings to own one of Dejima-icon.png my islands in the past.
  • Thailand-icon.png Tai-kun - Admirer and forced u to givu passage in WWII. He also is Buddhist and has kawaii correge girls.
  • Canada-icon.png Kanada-kun - Best friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon, InuYasha and Vietnam-icon.png STOP CALLING ME China-icon.png CHINA-SAN!
  • Iraq-icon.png Iraku-kun - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover. meow meow
  • Peru-icon.png Peru-kun - Good Sourth amerlican fliend that can into APEC like me! He has one of the biggest communities of japanese peopre! Goku is of populal thele, like Toyota! But I'm solly fol Alberto Fujimori, he of destloyed Peru.
  • Mexico-icon.png Mekishiko-kun - I rike his culture! And thanks for supporting my cars!
  • Spain-icon.png Supein-chan - Rikes my cars and anime.
  • Sri Lanka-icon.png Suriranka-kun - Defended me from paying reparations after World War II, loves my technology. I also give him much aid. But stay away from China!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Betonamu-kun - Sorry for 1945. We are friend now. I heard you like my anime very much. Sometimes he wants me to call him Etsunan but I think I'll stick with the current pronunciation. BUT STOP SHOPLIFTING!!!
  • Yakutia-icon.png Yakūchia-san - he became really interesting for me to visit. May i help you somehow?
  • Somalia-icon.png Somali-kun - I made an anime based olf him! He leary rike it! It is carred one pieace!
  • Yemen-icon.png Lemen-kun - Kankoku-san doesn't accept your refugees. So watashi can take your people here in my clay. We will wercome yuo.
  • Nigeria-icon.png Nigeria-kun - Best African buddy! He of rikings my car brands rike Toyota and Honda! But do you rearry have to name everything in yuor cray after me?
  • Japanese-Empire.gif Empire of Japanball - My past serf. I wirr stirr have the power yuo have so I courd arways stay stronk. BUT I STIRR MOSTRY HATE YUO!!!
  • Baka Mitai - Dame da ne, dame do, dame dakoyo

Chūsei/中性/Neutral

  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandu-san - You are a... Werr... Different Nordic from arr the others. You rearry rike Russia-icon.png Roshia-san...
  • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshu-san-You don´t rook rell :( ill give you aid. Have some soup, I hope you can feel better. He hates it when I say that he is sick, but look at his green flag and poverty rates. He is definitely sick, and I will help him with aid and soup!!!! (He hates the soup though and IDK WHY) *cries in rejection*
  • South Korea-icon.png Kankoku - We are tomodachi already... And watashi rike your LG and Samsung electronics and Hyundai and Kia cars. But youre just F*cking racist! And I'm sorry for what my father did to you! AND TREAT YOUR PEOPLE BEING NICE AND WELL-MANNERED!!
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoru-san- at some point we can be cooru but stirr...(see enemies list)
  • Russia-icon.png Roshia-san - Rikes orudo japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give Chishimaball (千島ボール). back, but she's stirr a good countryball.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saujiarabia-san - Is of sharia kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives, But I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YUOR ARABIAN STUDENTU DETOROYING MY BEAUTIFUL TEMPURU! ALSO, WHAT DID Canada-icon.png KANADA-KUN DO TO YOU IN 2018?! Her people are 80% anime fans and come to my clay for educated!
  • UK-icon.png Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendo. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia. As a fellow island country I understand and feel affiliated with yuo island culture. I'm not kirring Whales ! lie
  • Hirohito - You make me to be powerful country in 19th century. You forced my people to killing each other like chinese, koreans, Filipinos in Asia. Then Amelika-san nuked me twice. So you did apologize and treat my people nice and work harding after WW2. You're the hero and longest emperor of my history. Rest in Peace!
  • Okinawa-icon.png Okinawa-kun - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids. but... (see enemies list)
  • Finland-icon.png Finrando-san - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song. 
  • Australia-icon.png Ōsutoraria-san - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!! But at reast he rikes orudo japan car. We're arries of USA-icon.png Amerika-san.
  • Soviet-icon.png Sobieto renpo-san - Not learry as an enemy. But he thankful me because i make Tetlis the 2nd popurar game for him.
  • GhanaCoffinDance-icon.png Ghana-san - He won against me in World Cup 2018, congratulations.

Teki/敵/Enemies

  • Belgium-icon.png Berugī - I was about to get into the 2018 qualtelfinars, but HE DEFEATED ME IN ROUND OF 16! 3-2 NEVER FOLGET! WAI YUO DO THIS TO ME?!!!
  • Colombia-icon.png Koronbia - I DEFEAT YUO AT THE 2018 WORLD CUP!!
  • Venezuela-icon.png Benezuera - Hates me because watashi am of friend of Amerika-san! Also a friend of commie China-icon.png Chinaball! But at least she rikes my anime.
  • Sakhalin-icon.png Karafuto NOOOOOO YUO ARE MINE!!!!!! But at least many Ainu-icon.png Ainuball choose me instead of yuo!!!
  • Kissanime and Kissmanga - YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY ANIMATORS ARE DYING AND YOU DIDNT DONATED THEM! Im sorry but ive decided to ban you... But i got new prime minister so... Im not sure that i will ban you...
  • Belarus-icon.png Berarūshi - resign rukashenko NOW
    • Belarus-icon.png: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!​​/お前はもう死んでいる! /Biggest Enemies

  • 2019-nCoV.png Covid-19 - GO AWAY! BAKA!! YOU INFECTED MY CLAY?!!! YOU KIRR MY PEOPLE AND RUIN MY ECONOMY! BURN IN HERR YOU PIECE OF DUMB FACE!!! NOW MOST OF MY EVENTS ARE POSTPONED OR CANCELLED!! INCLUDING MY OLYMPICS!!!!!!!
  • China-icon.png Chugoku and North Korea-icon.png Kitachōsen - Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars! (arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings.)  North Korea You accidentally press the launch button and nearly nuked me. I don't like you, get out of my sight or else, I'll try more nukes in your sea.CHUGOKU THANKS FOR RUINING HONG KONG WITH THE NATIONAL SECURITY LAW AND MY COUNTRY WITH SARS-2!!!
  • One China Policy - BAKA BAKA BAKA TAIWAN IS OF LEAR CHINA PRC OF FAKE YUO GET OUT OF UN AAAAAAAAAAAA AND FUCK YOU FOR FORCING US TO RECOGNISE STUPID PRC THAT HE'S STOLE HONKON-SAN!
  • latest?cb=20190924223017My Impeliaristic serf - BAKA BAKA NA, OTOSAN! You're the reason why peopre hates me because of YUO! REMOVE AND I'M THE BEST TLUE NIHONGO! Hope YUO nevel come back! AND FROM NOW ON I RULED THE WORLD BY ANIMES AND GAMES!
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARISTS!!!! REMOVE TERRORISTS! DON'T YUO DARE TO INVADE MY BEAUTIFUL CITY!!
  • A.R.M.Y - WATASHI AGLEE WITH KANKOKU-SAN! YOU JUST BASHED ME AND MY ANIMES?! DID I DO ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU? AND WHY YOUL NAME IS A.R.M.Y?? IS THIS RELATED TO HER SOLDIERS OR NOT? YOU MAKE LOOK HER WORSE! LOOK AT HER SHE'S DEPRESSED! B.T.S roves to watch anime! YUO UNDERSTAND? WORST K-POP FANDOM EVER!!
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoru-san - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE as Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball BUT DIED IN A KAMIKAZE! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
  • Japanese-Empire.gif Second Empire of Japanball Ryūkyū ōkoku - Actuarry anschluss victim. YUO ARE OKINAWA A PALT OF JAPAN! YUO WIRR NEVEL INDEPENDENT FROM WATASHI!
  • Logan paul icon-3.gif Rogan PaurYOU FUCKING BITCH.' HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FLIM A  MAN HANGING HIMSELF ON TREE. NOW EVERYONE THINKS THAT I'M FUCKING SUICIDAL. 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT. BAKA
  • Kurdistan-icon.png Kurudisutan - DARE YUO HATE MY CARS??????!!!!!! AND ARSO YUO HATE TORUKO!!!
  • Macedonia-icon.png Kita Makedonia - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORUDO EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GREEKU!! You are BULGARIAN!
  •  Saderan Empireball - YUO WIRR PAY ME FOR INVADING ME! Werr atreast we're in peace now.
  •  AMERICAN MUKBANGERS - BAKA BAKA NA! HOW DALE YUO LUINED MY FOOD? AND PUT CHEESE ON SUSHI ON IT?!
  •  Jitler - NANI THE F*CK?!! WHY DID YUO RIPPING OFF OF FIRIPIN-KUN'S FLAG??!!! AND MAKE RACIST TOWARDS HIS COUNTRY??!! ALSO, YOU'RE DESTROYING MY FORMER EMPIRE FLAG?!!! FAKKKA YUO DONT YUO DALE TO COME ON MY CLAY!! OR YUO'LL GET ARRESTED! YOU'RE THE MOST F*CKING TERRORIST YOUTUBER!!!!!!

Quotes

  • "Desu desu"
  • Baka (stupid)
  • “Ole Sama“ (
  • "GOTTA OF CATCHING THEM ALL"
  • "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" (お前はもう死んでいる : You are already dead)
  • "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA (Godzilla)!!!"
  • Yare Yare Daze (やれやれだぜ:Good Grief)
  • "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!" (おら!)
  • "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" (無駄 : Uselessness)
  • "KAMEHAMEHA!!" (カメハメ波) -Goku (Dragonballs z)
  • "Sugoi!" (凄い : Amazing or sometimes terrible)
  • "Nani?" (何? : What?)
  • "Minna!" (みんな : We, Everyone)
  • "Henshin!" (変身 : Transformation!)
  • "RASENGAN!" (螺旋丸)
  • "CHIDORI!" (千鳥)
  • "Tentacre pornu is bestu."
  • "XBOX SUCKS! PRAYSTATION AND NINTENDO ARE BETTEL!"
  • "Gomen nasai." (御免なさい : I'm sorry)
  • Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥) (お金 : Currency)
  • Japanese Empire-icon (tangle).pngRecraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!Japanese Empire-icon (tangle).png
  • "Senpai?" (先輩) -To the biggest western nations
  • "Gohan Gohan?? Kusumu-run" (ごはんがススムくん:Rice Rice!! is Susumu-Kun!!) from Ajinomoto
  • "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
  • "Daisuki!" (大好き : love so much)
  • "DESU!!!! (です!!!!: to be/it is)
  • "Dōmo arigatō" (どうもありがとう: Thank you very much!)
  • "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!" (リザードン、ドラゴンクロー!: Charizard, Dragon Claw!)
  • 「朕茲ニ戰ヲ宣ス」- declaring war against USA (in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan (after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.
  • "KAWAII!!!" (かわいい: So cute!, Adorable!)
  • "Tomodachi" (友達/仲良: Friend)
  • "Most dishonoraburu!" - is used to express disapproval.
  • "Saibatoron‘s TRANSFORM!!!!"!: Cybertron’s (Autobots) TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!
  • "TorapufuruFurasshu!!!" (トランプフラッシュ:Playing Card!! flash!!) - Jack (joker) (kaitou Joker)
  • hadoken
  • tehno heka BANZAI
  • DAME DAME DAME YO DAME NANOYO

How to draw

This is how to draw Japanball:

  1. Draw a typical circle with a white background.
  2. Fill in a circle with crimson glory inside.
  3. Finally, draw the eyes.
  4. You can also put cat accessories (tail, ears) and kawaii eyes.
  5. You can draw the energized, warrior version with red streams going out in all directions. For reference check the flag of the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) and the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF).

Gallery

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