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Japanball (Japanese: 日本球) is a developed, unapologetic
puppet countryball of murica countryball in East Asia. He was once an isolated location, then went on to become a major world player after WW1. He is one of the few major non-European empires, just like his then-friendly-rival, USAball. Later he joined the Axis Powers in WW2 but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff which strengthen his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century, and now Japanboru get rotsa more money nowadays through his greatest invention -- anime. He is famous for video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. Japanball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball, also is a member of the OECDball for one of the most economic countryballs in the world, and the UNball. Japanball is also one of two balls that can have cat ears and cat tail (kawaii), the other is Hawaii. He also invented emojis.
His clay is made by about 6,852 islands. The four ones are the largest ( as Hokkaido a regionball, Honshu, Kyushu, and Shikoku) making the total of eight regionballs. Japanball has 2 stateballs, One Territoryball, and 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyoball. His neighbors are North Koreaball and South Koreaball to the west, Chinaball and Taiwanball to the southeast, and Russiaball to the north. His maritime borders are East China Sea and Sea of Okhotsk to the north, Philippine Sea to the south, Sea of Japan (His sea) to the west, and Pacific Ocean to the east. Japanball's clay has a total of 377,973 sq km (145,936 sq mi) as a 61st biggest country in the world, and 126.4 million people entering the top 10 most populous countryballs in the world (as of 2018).
Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsuball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since 660 BCE, the age of Jimmu (神武).
After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure of since 660 BCE.
At first, Japanball used Shinto before learning about Buddhismball. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. One day Mongol Empireball tried to take his clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikaze typhoon (神風). Japanball's fathers, Edoball and Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits, until one day USAball arrived, and taught him how to modernize
totally not through Gunship Diplomacy. During the late 1860's revolutions began to sprout across the nation, replacing the Tokugawa Shogunate with the House of the rising sun. With it's leader being Emperor Meiji. In 1868 Japan started trading with other European countryballs as well, but Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). He also started to build up a large army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873, and the Kuril Islands in 1875. In 1894, went to war with Qing Chinaball and defeated him the following year, taking his Formosan ( Taiwanball) clay as punishment along with ( Qingdaoball In 1904, He warred with Russiaball, and won, taking half of his Sakhalin clay. Then he annexed and raped Korean Empireball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex partners, Koreaball and Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.
When the Great War broke out in 1914, he fought with Britainball and Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterwards. But in the 1930s, developed an interest in kidnapping and raping Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped Franceball.
Oh and, even as neonazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Philippinesball, Triangapore, Hong Kongball, French Indochinaball and Malaysiaball, but they were rescued by USAball, who also bombed him in his tentacles Hiroshima and Nagasaki parts.
But USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshall Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former slaves, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners.
Japanball later achieved rapid growth to become the second-largest economy in za warudo
(time freezes), until surpassed by Chinaball in 2010. He can make anything but is very good at cars, high speed bullet trains and electronics.
His invent amazing tv shows like Takichi's castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever win! On March 11, 2011 an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning another huge chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.
On April 14, 2016 MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuadorball blames Japan for damaging his country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one at the US west coast, but USAball was glad that nothing happened after that.
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Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks his own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:
- Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", "Election" spelled as "Erection", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
- Anime (アニメ): The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru. Manga is reading anime.
- Kawaii (可愛い): Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute"
- Kakkoii (カッコいい): Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
- Senpai (先輩): Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
- Waifu (ワイフ): a term that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
- Desu (です): Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvian for sausage.
- Nani? (何？): English translation is "What?".
- Sensei (先生): Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
- Banzai (万歳 or 萬歲): "Ten thousand years" Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
- Tomodachi (友達): Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
- Shine (死ね): Die!
- Baka (na)! (馬鹿(な)): Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
- Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
- -teru or -su: Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent
- Jap (ジャップ) : Origin is derogatory name of Japanese people. Now it means that Mortification jokes of Japanese things.
- Horuhoru (ﾎﾙﾎﾙ): To self-praising about Japanese culture (Almost animes)
- Karoshi (過労死): Newer suicide pattern of Japanball.
- Otaku (オタクorヲタク): Weeaboo
- Densha (電車): Trains.
- Kimi Wa (君は): You.
- Watashi (私): I/Me.
- Amerika-san- He can into arriance and tlade! Though I find it odd that whire he carrs me a sick pervert for inventing tentacre rape, he invented TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! I heard about yuo new president, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rikes oul anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA love our video Games, So I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels.
(But I Have Three Probrems, He Keeps Plonouncing Pokemon "Pokeyman" and LEMOVE ROGAN PAUR, AND YOU NUKED US TWICE!!!)but we stirr of havings good lerationship.
KawaiiHawai-san - KAWAII BESTU STATE, NO DOUBT!!! Arso of favorite tourist destination!. Arso aporogise me for attackings yuo. If I were of winnings Battre of Midway from your father, I wourd of adopt yuo.
- Teneshī shū-san - OMG ITS A REAL DRAGONBALL I LOVE YOU!!!!
- Masachūsettsu-san - Onry the North rikes him. He doesn't rikes anime or kawaii.
- Aruzenchin-san - OMG ITS THE MELIODAS I LOVE YOU!!!
- Ōshūrengō-san, Indoneshia-san and Firipin-san - They can rikings into our kawaii.
- Parao-san - lalery gets spoken of. I of kidnap him back then, and I was into destloying his home and his rand. Especiarry Peleliuball. I'm vely solly. On the blight side, I taught him to speak Japanese! So he cannot into weeaboo.
- Porutogaru-san - Ah yes, he is the first European country to step on the soil of my land, and he introduced me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He knows we are experienced with gunpowder, so he taught us how to make our own Muskets during the Sengoku Period.
- Marēshia-san - My waifu visited his clay in December 16.
- Polando-san - Happy 100th birthday!
- Mardivis-san - I'm solly for destroying Yaahunbara boat.I wirr gib yuo Rice every yearr :3
- Iran-san - We had great history. He rikes our Cal brands and gibs Oir that I can make good Cals for him, we rove cats too, but he is of friend with the damn Communists Chinaball and Russiaball
- ASEAN-san, Azuma timōru-san, Papuanyūginia-san and Soromon shotō-san -
Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!Trading partners, just trading partners.
- Burajiru-san - My south american friend. He has the largest japanese population outside Japan and i also host one of the largest amount of his population. He also can into liking anime! Arigato.
- Erusarubadoru-san - My central american friend that I support the benefits, and he also can into liking TV Series, Anime, and Video games! I aplecciate you for get a new president of 2019.
- Indo-san - Hory rand of Buddha and food. Roves our Kawaii and hates that punk . Great friend
is of スケベ (perv)Also Security Pact, so DEFEND CURRY! Tokyoball is of sick with too many Indo please remove some
- Ejiputo-san - Ancient Middle east friend. We have great history and especially cat lovers.
- Toruko-san - Asian friend. Wanna learn from yuo how to captuled Constantinopre
for taking Midway.
- Isuraeru-san - Juden friend. Yuor tech is good.
- Chiri-san - Chiru-san or Aureria, We can both into erquaku, he hito me once with one, I hito him back with other and so on...
- Firipin-san is also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). Arso my ferrow Nihonji like his curture as well is also some of my ferrow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks
(Even he's a roricon)maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to my Imperiaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsaterrite the "DIWATA 1"? (and wtf is a fairytale in a satellite?, Maybe our F-2 Fighters and Type-74 tanks someday in the future, once our SDF becomes a miritar againi and arrow us to export weaponries desu!)
- Itaria-san is also a Otaku country roves being kawaii especially He rikes to make cospray (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). We are friends since Imperiaristic version of myserf. We are arso good trading partners. Super Mario is Italian. They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2.
キリトはイタリア人ではない!!!Also Love Live! Sunshine!! Movie Over the Rainbow will be filmed in Itaria-chan's clay.
- Indoneshia-san - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre. But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist.
- Checko-san - My friend, WHY YUO OF CALLING ME TOMIO OKAMURA?
- Swede-san - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry i translated it in Nihonji version!
- Rūmania-san, Girisha-san, Burugaria-san, and Serubia-san - They rike my anime and sushi (and nintendo). Especiarry, Girisha-san is my debt-par.
- Jojia-san - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii too. And can into sumo wrestring...
- Cloatia-san - Another Barukan fliendo. Has a gleatu coast and roves my anime too!
- Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race.
- Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendo. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia.
- Doitsu-san - Great support in science and architecture and we were arries during WW2!
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!
- Oranda-san- Good European tomodachi-desu. He can into rikings kawaii and my games, and he also usings to own one of my islands in the past.
- Prathesthiy-san/Thailan-san - Admirer and forced u to givu passage in WWII. He also is Buddhist and has kawaii college girls.
- Kanada-san - Good friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon, InuYasha and Pretty Cure to dub into Engrish). Arso, Avril Lavigne, yuor Canadian Hello Kitty song is of very kawaii... but sometimes I confuse him with America-san... well they speak English so are same thing.
- Iraku-san - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover.
- Peru-san - Good Sourth amerlican fliend that can into APEC like me! He has one of the biggest communities of japanese peopre! Goku is of populal thele, like Toyota! But I'm solly fol Alberto Fujimori, he of destloyed Peru.
- Srbije-san Barukan fliendo! I rike going in his cray. I arso gave him mole jobs!
- Suriranka-san - Defended me from paying reparations after World War II, loves my technology. I also give him much aid. But stay away from China!
- Hakujin-Sama - be roved me! My anime-character's face parts is also rikery white pelson but not japonic. I rove hakujin. In Japanese TV that called Horuhoru-Bangumi (It means "Staged TV-Program which is Foreigners (almost White persons but black person and asian case is very rarely) praise about japanese things"), White persons said "Japan is cool". Thank yuo for travering my clay
I securetry discuraiminate yuo... especiarry the hafu. yuo cannot into rearu Japanese!!!! WWWWWWWWW
- Sakhaball -
i will help you to get indepedence from that aggresive vodka!
- Mebrouk - A good deviant who loves Animes, and we both hate this pussy
- Mongoru-san- at some point we can be cooru but stirr...(see enemies list)
- Roshia-san -
千島列島 は俺の正当な領土！Rikes orudo japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give Chishimaball back, but he's stirr a good guy.
- Taiwan-san - Best basebarru friends! Kawaii just rike me! Herupu each other in disasters! (biggest aid aftel what happen in Tōhoku ) Kinda hates me for reign of terror, BUT THAT IS OF RIE!!! WHY YUO WITH CHŪGOKU?! HOMOSEXUAL PREDATOR DETECTED. NANI?!!!
- Kangoku-san - Your girls are of kawaii and re both role football and hosted 2002 world cup but hates me, yuor ritteru puny fan can do nothing! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Gib k pop and Samsung phone or memory. Yuo say yuo of hatings hentai, when yuo Eatings It! UFUFUFUFUFU!!!!!
Still of hot.We are stirr the tlio arries with USAball. WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY | RISING SUN FLAG?! WHY?! IT’S WHAT OF DEFINES MY SELF DEFENCES FORCES! BANZAI!
- Saujiarabia-san - Is of sharia kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives, But I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YUOR ARABIAN STUDENTU DETOROYING MY BEAUTIFUL TEMPURU!
- Kokusairenmei-sensei - How bout I won't join yuo?
- Wangan kyōryoku kyōgi-kai: Trading Partners, gib oil.
SOON I WILL DESTROY PEARR INDUSTRY AGAIN
- Okinawa-san - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids. but... (see enemies list)
- Finrando-san - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song.
She of stealings idea.
- Minami Sūdan-san - Meh. He of the okays. I of consider gibing supports. BUT WHY YOU FRIENDS WID VODKA?
- Chugoku and Kitachōsen -
お前は愚かな独裁国家だ！我々はナショナリズムをぶっ潰す！俺たちは共産主義を消す！インターネット上の我々のアニメをどうしようとも無駄な検閲だ！俺は満洲を再び建国しようとしている！そして、蒙古聯合自治政府は貴様を殺す！- よお共産主義の豚！お前をぶっ殺す!! - Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars! (arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings) Recentry, North Korea has of raunched 4 missile-ru at my precious sea. Perhaps I shourd of be instarring THAAD myserf just rike South Korea-san did. (China: I OF HEARD YUO!) Japan: SH*TU! (Weeks later...) OK COMMIE KOREA! RAUNCHING MISSILE-RU AT MY SEA WAS OF BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW THEY ARE OF GOING OVER MY CLAY?!?!?!? THAT IS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YUO LAUNCHING NUKES AT ME YUO OF SCARED MY CITIZENS I HOPE AMERIKA-SAN AND FLIENDS INVADESU YUOR CLAY AND DESTLOYS YOUR MISSILES FIRST TIME WAS OF SCARY BUT NOW YUO R OF PISSING ME OFF and is of REARRY ANNOYING!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM!!! IMPERIALISM STRONG!!! NANKING MASSACRE IS OF THE FAKE CCP IS OF THE PRANT FAKE EVIDENCE SO CAN GUIRT US!!! However, at least Chugoku is my good student in modernization and since he is so good a student, I am considering of removing HUAWEI in order to protect my IT industry.
- Ōsutoraria - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!!
- ISISball - THEY KIRR MY 2 JOURNARİSTS!!!! REMOVE TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!
What is a terrorist?and Ha your executioner got Air striked.
- Kita Makedonia - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORUDO EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GREEKU!! You are BULGARIAN!
- Mongoru-kun - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE as Mongol Empireball BUT DIED IN A TORNADO, I MEAN TYPHOON!!!!! NO! KAMIKAZE!!!!!!! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
- Rogan Paul - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
- Nihon teikoku - U my f*cking fathel is the leason why some people (especially South Koreaball, Chinaball, and Russiaball) hate me! And you were insane! LEMOVE YOU, AND I AM PELFECT!
I will come back my father
- Ryūkyū ōkoku - Actuarry anschluss victim. YUO ARE OKINAWA A PALT OF JAPAN! YUO WIRR NEVEL INDEPENDENT FROM WATASHI!
- Okinawaball - I hate yuo because yuo are money stealer and unfair beggar! BE TO BURGER AIRFORCE'S BASE!
- Banguradeshu - ANOTHER FLAG STEARER!!
- Koronbia - I DEFEAT YUO AT THE 2018 WORLD CUP!!
Saderan Empireball - YUO WIRR PAY ME FOR INVADING ME! Werr atreast we're in peace now!
- Bart-Toons - THIS GODDAMN BITCH HATE MY ANIMES AND SAID THAT I'M A TRASH!! REMOVE LOUDCEST!!
- "CHINA IS OF THREAT"
- "desu desu"
- "GOTTINGS OF CATCHING THEM ALL"
- "OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU" (お前はもう死んでいる : You are already dead)
- "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA (Godzilla)!!!"
- "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!" (おら！)
- "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" (無駄 : Uselessness)
- "KAMEHAMEHA!!" (カメハメ波)
- "Sugoi!" (凄い : Amazing or Terrible)
- "Nani?" (何？ : What?)
- "Minna!" (みんな : We)
- "Henshin!" (変身 : Transformation!)
- "CHIDORI!" (千鳥)
- "Tentacre pornu is bestu."
- "XBOX SUCKS! PRAYSTATION AND NINTENDO ARE BETTEL!"
- "OPPAI!!!" (オッパイ : Ti*s)
- "Gomen nasai." (御免なさい : I'm sorry)
- Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥) (お金 : Currency)
Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!"
- "Senpai?" -To all Western nations
- "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
- "Daisuki!" (大好き : I love)
- "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!" (リザードン、ドラゴンクロー！)
- 「朕茲ニ戰ヲ宣ス」 - declaring war against USA(in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan(after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.
- F**k The A.U. JAPAN STRONK AND CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUPREMEIST INFLUENCEO
- KAWAII!!! (So cute!)