Japan-icon Japanball (surprised)
Omae wa mou shindeiru
— Jiren

Japanball (Japanese: 日本球) is an evil isolationist empire island countryball in East Asia. It is a sovereign state with a parliamentary constitutional monarchy.  The capital and largest metropolitan area in the world and the capital city is Tokyo-icon Tokyoball. The Emperor is a figurehead who performs ceremonial duties. Japanball is the largest island country in East Asia and the 4th largest island country in the world. Japanball's clay has a total of 377 973 square kilometers, making him the 61st biggest country. 124 million people live there which makes it the 11th most populous countryball in the world (2019). It has the 8th largest exclusive economic zone 4,470,000 sq km. Since most of Japan's clay is sea territory it does not yet have the technology to live in the sea. He is also called "land of the rising sun" because being the most eastern country in East Asia and the kanji (symbols) literally mean "the sun's origin" (日本).

Japanball has the third-largest economy in the world. He is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), the countryballs with the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon EUball. He is also a member of the exclusive G7 (Group of Seven) and the OECD-icon OECDball for one of the most economic countryballs in the world, and the UN-icon UNball. He is considered a great power. Throughout its history, Japanball achieved outstanding scientific and economic progress. Japanball is also one of two balls that can have cat ears and cattail (kawaii), the other is Hawaii-icon Hawaiiball. He also invented emojis.

Japanball's clay is made by about 6,852 islands. The four largest islands are Hokkaido-icon Hokkaido a regionball, Honshu, Kyushu, and Shikoku) making a total of eight regionballs. Japanball has 2 stateballs, One Territoryball, and 43 Prefectureballs, including his capitalball Tokyo-icon Tokyoball. Japanball is separated from his neighbors by vast seas. His neighbors are North Korea-icon North Koreaball and South Korea-icon South Koreaball and China-icon Chinaball to the west, Taiwan-icon Taiwanball to the southwest, and Russia-icon Russiaball to the north. His maritime borders are the Okhotsk Sea to the north, the East China Sea and the Philippine Sea to the south, East Sea to the west, and the Pacific Ocean to the east.

He was once an isolated feudal country with a warrior class known as the samurai and Shogun (military dictators) as the de facto rulers from 1192 till 1868. This made Japan a "warrior nation". Then Japanball became a major world player and Asian superpower as the Japanese-Empire-icon  Empire of Japanball. It was one of the largest empires in history. He was a member of the Entente in WW1. He was one of the few major non-European empires, just like his then-friendly-rival, USA-icon USAball. Later he joined the Nazi-icon Axis Powers in WW2, but lost and went back to living peacefully, and thus creating stuff that strengthens his economy. He was really an avid fan of art since the 15th century. Nowadays Japanboru has a lot of "soft power" influence and gets more money through his greatest invention -- anime. He is famous for high tech and video games like Sonic, Kirby, Mario Brothers, Pac-Man, Dig Dug, etc. The USA-icon American-written 1947 constitution made Japan a pacifist country. In 2015 he had the 4th highest ranked military force Self-Defense Forces in the world. USA-icon USAball wants Japan-icon Japanball to help more in the world. So it is gradually shedding its pacifist ideals.




[[Japanball|Japan-icon Japanball]] lives in harmony with ancient traditions and high tech. Harmony, the collective (greater good), traditions, and unity are important in Japanball culture and society. The group is often put before the individual. Japan-icon Japanball respects his ancient culture such as sumo wrestling, tea ceremony, martial arts, festivals, etc. He loves to eat seafood like sushi that he fishes from his vast sea territory. Japanball likes life with rules, order, cleanliness, and hierarchy and dislikes unpredictable things such as earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, and Godzilla. Fujisan (Mount Fuji) is regarded as a sacred mountain and admired for its natural beauty. He loves the sun because Japan is the "land of the rising sun" (Nihon, 日本). He is polite and a tech-guru. Politeness depends on your status. Japanball is a workaholic and he loves to work it's all for money. He also works into the night to serve his company. He has little free time and frequently puts work before dating, sex, family, and friends. Japan-icon Japanball enjoys all kinds of anime and video games. He can act modest and shy to strangers. Japan-icon Japanball likes everything that is kawaii. Gaining and keeping honor is sometimes more important than material things. Japanball is punctual and wants everything to be on time, getting angry when other countries are a few minutes late.

[[Japanball|Japan-icon Japanball]] is semi-pacifist due to the 1947 constitution that was forced given by USA-icon USAball. It made Japan-icon Japanball kawaii like a catgirl. However, tensions and disputes with neighbors South Korea-icon South Koreaball, China-icon Chinaball, Russia-icon Russiaball, and a possible nuclear threat from North Korea-icon North Koreaball lead to the rearming of Japanball to protect itself. The pacifism is slowly, but surely decreasing.

As the 4th largest island country, the Japan-icon Japanball people are islanders. Many people have an island mentality. They prefer to be inward-looking and preoccupied with their own weird culture and society. They see themselves as superior unique from all other countryballs. They like to live in their own world and care less about other countryballs. Sometimes Japan-icon Japanball becomes isolationist when it had enough of the barbarians gaijins (foreigners) on their clay. It finds the continental people (continentball) gaijins strange and entertaining. As a fellow island country, Japanball can better understand UK-icon Igirisu-san, Taiwan-icon Taiwan-san​​, Philippines-icon Firipin-kun, Palau-icon Parao-kun, and Indonesia-icon Indoneshia-kun.

And VERY, VERY, Kawaii.


1-icon Prehistoric and Ancient Japan 1-icon

The first arrival to the Japanese archipelago was the Caucasian-looking 1-icon Jomonball (14,000 – 1000 BC). They had a hunter-gatherer culture and made the finest pottery. Then the 1-icon Yayoi Japanball (1000 BC - 300 AD) arrived and brought new technology such as iron tools and rice cultivation. Japan became a settled agricultural society. The 1-icon Jomonballs and 1-icon Yayoiballs mixed and formed the modern Japanball people.

Classical Japan

Like all historically existed formal regimes in Japan, his 'leader de jure' is the Kousitsuball (皇室球), the Japanese Imperial Familyball, founded since 660 BC, the age of Jimmu (神武). There were long periods of clan warfare and civil wars. At first, Japanball practiced Shintoism before learning about Buddhism-icon Buddhism. He started having emperors and eventually became a samurai. For most of Japanball history, it was ruled by military governments. The Shogun (supreme military dictator), the daimyo (feudal lords), and the samurai (military nobility, officers) ruled Japan from 1192 till 1868. Kousitsuball was mostly a figurehead without real power. The nobility had limited power largely in the Imperial Court in Kyoto. So Japanball has many centuries of militarism as a "warrior" country were samurai, katanas (weapons), ninjas and bushido were very important. After the WW2, Kousitsu-ball became the 'symbolic leader', not anymore the 'leader de facto'. But it's true that Kousitsu-ball had been, and is still the leader de jure since 660 BC.

Feudal Japan

Japanball's clay is far from the Asian continent. So it was difficult for continental people to reach the Japanese islands. The sea storms (tsunami) and steep mountains made it near impossible and very costly to invade, but some have tried like Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball.

One day, after the Mongol Empire-icon Mongolballs, conquered most of Asia and Eastern Europe, like Russia. it tried to take Minamoto Clan-icon Kamakuraball's clay but couldn't because of mighty Kamikaze typhoon (神風) and the fierce samurai of Minamoto Clan-icon Kamakuraball. They resisted two Mongol invasions in 1274 and 1281. The Ashikaga shogunate ruled Japanball from 1338 to 1573.

An important daimyo (feudal lord) was Oda-icon Oda Clanball. He (Oda Nobunaga, the leader of the clan) unified much of Japanball in the Sengoku period (warring-states) from 1560 to 1582 CE. The Oda-icon Oda Clanball successfully gained control over most of Japan's main island Honshu and he ruled much of ​Japanball until his death in 1582. He was succeeded by his best friend, the daimyo Toyotomi-icon Toyotomi Clanball (Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the leader of the clan). He ended the Sengoku period (warring-states of Japan) and ruled ruthlessly, dis-empowering those he hated and giving power to those he favored.

In 1592, the Toyotomi-icon Toyotomi Clanball ordered the Japanese invasions of Joseon-icon Joseonball(1592–1598) to reach Ming-icon Mingball. He quickly captured Joseon-icon Joseonball's capital, but Admiral Yi won battles in the sea. The initial invasion was in 1592 which was a success. Then there was a brief truce in 1596. After that, there was a second invasion in 1597, but Joseon-icon Joseonball with the help of Ming-icon Mingball pushed him back. He retreated in 1597. Just before the final wars, the Toyotomi-icon Toyotomi Clanball died at 61 years old in 1598. This paved the way for Tokugawa-icon Tokugawaball to rise to power and he ruled all of Japan as the Shogun (military dictator) from 1603 till 1867 CE.

Japanball's fathers, Tokyo-icon Edoball and Tokugawa-icon Tokugawaball, were reclusive hermits and closed most of Japan from foreigners. However, Japanball had connections with some westerners like the Dutch Empire-icon Dutch Empireball and Portugal-icon Portugalball. Tokugawa-icon Tokugawaball was very suspicious of foreigners gaijin such as the Dutch Empire-icon Dutch , UK-icon British Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, and USA-icon USAball. Japanball was closed for gaijin from 1635 until 1853 when USA-icon USAball arrived and taught him to open their markets totally not through Gunship Diplomacy. 

Modern period

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A Japanese WWII veteran disappointed with kids

During the late 1860s revolutions began to sprout across the nation, because the shoguns could not protect Japan and it had to modernize to prevent westerners from exploiting and taking Japan's clay. The Tokugawa-icon Tokugawaball Shogunate was replaced with the House of the rising sun and a modern constitutional monarchy. Its leader being Emperor Meiji had most power on, but the Prime Minister was the real ruler of the Empire of Japanball. In 1868 Japan started actively trading with other European countryballs as well, but Kingdom of Prussia-icon Germany had yellow fever (not a real disease). Japan modernized quickly and became the only industrialized non-western country in the world. He also started to build up a large and modern army and navy, using it to capture Okinawa in 1873 and the Kuril Islands in 1875. Japanball looked at western colonial powers and started to imitate their behavior in Asia. In 1894, he went to war with Qing-icon Qing Chinaball and defeated the backward Qing empire the following year, taking his Formosan (Japanese Taiwan-icon Taiwanball) clay as punishment along with (Qingdao-icon Qingdaoball) In 1904-1905, during the Russo-Japanese War he warred with the Russian-Empire-icon Russiaball, and won with an overwhelming naval victory. That was the first time in modern history that an East Asian power defeated a western power. Empire of Japanball solidified its status as the main superpower of East Asia. Then he took half of his Sakhalin clay. While Joseon-icon Joseonball was a vassal state of Ming-icon Chinese dynasties Qing-icon for centuries, Japan's victory changed the balance in the Far East. Japan was the dominant power. So Japan annexed Korea which became Japanese Korea-icon Japanese Koreaball. He developed an interest in extreme bondage and subjugation of its (unwilling) sex partners, Japanese Korea-icon Koreaball and Japanese Taiwan-icon Taiwanball, the former was raped in 1910.

When World War I broke out in 1914, he fought with UK-icon UKball and France-icon Franceball as part of the Allies, capturing Germanyball's Chinese possession Tsingtao, and was granted a place in the League of Nations afterward. He also acquired Manchuria which was a puppet and later fully annexed as Manchukuo-icon Manchukuoball in 1932. But in the 1930s, he developed an interest in a kidnapping and raping Taiwan-icon Chinaball, which he did in 1937 before his new ally Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball attacked and raped France-icon Franceball. Oh and, even as neo-Nazi, Japan can into kawaii. He also kidnapped Second Philippine Republic-icon Philippinesball, British Singapore-icon Triangapore, British Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball, French Indochina-icon French IndochinaballDutch East Indies-icon Dutch East IndiesballMyanmar-icon Burmaball Papua New Guinea-icon Papua New GuineaballMalaysia-icon Malaysiaball, and many pacific islands before brutally suppresing them and raping their women. However, they were "liberated" by USA-icon USAball, who also bombed ,or hurt badly, in her tentacles Hiroshima-icon Hiroshima and Nagasaki-icon Nagasaki parts. Japanball was shocked because it didn't have nuclear bombs. This lead to the only time in history that Japanball surrendered to a foreign power.

Contemporary period

In 1947, the Empire of Japanball lost all its overseas colonies and it was reformed as the "State of Japanball" with liberal democracy. Its constitution was written by USA-icon USAball which made it a pacifist country (article 9). Japanball has mixed feelings of pride and regrets for the Empire of Japanball. It learned from the past to do better. USA-icon USAball made it up to him by offering free psychotherapy sessions, aka the Marshall Plan, teaching him how to control his lust for his former colonies, and is now one of his best friends and trading partners. Japanball regained full independence in 1952. Japanball didn't have a military, but due to the Cold War and the threat of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball, he established the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) in 1954.

Japanball achieved rapid growth in the 1950s to become the second-largest economy in za warudo in 1970. This made Japanball great power again. The asset price bubble burst in 1992. After that, there was a decade of economic stagnation and low growth. Japanball didn't sign a peace treaty withRussia-icon Russiaball yet due to a dispute over a part of Sakhalin-icon Sakhalin Oblastball's clay in the South Kuril Islands called Chishima (千島ボール) that were seized by Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball after the Empire of Japanball surrendered.

Japanball became the third largest economy after China-icon Chinaball surpassed it in 2011. He can make anything but is very good at cars, ships, high-speed bullet trains, technology, and electronics. Japanese cartoons Anime (Japanese cartoons) became world-famous. His invent amazing TV shows like Takishi's Castle and Ninja Warrior, no one ever wins!

On March 11, 2011, an earthquake and tsunami destroyed a huge chunk of Japan's clay. It also caused a nuclear meltdown poisoning a big chunk of Japan's clay. That was a very bad day for him.

On April 14, 2016, MULTIPLE earthquakes struck the island of Kyushu. This caused the earthquake to transfer from Japan and Ecuador 3 days later, so now Ecuador-icon Ecuadorball blames Japan for damaging her country. Now the earthquake might trigger another one on the US west coast, but USA-icon USAball was glad that nothing happened after that.

From 2012 to 2018, Japan got angry when North Korea-icon Kitachōsen fired missiles in the Sea of Japan.

Japanball struggles with its pacifist 1947 constitution that prevents it from having a normal military. It has the Japan Self-Defense Forces which was the 4th highest ranked in 2015. It has a security alliance with USA-icon USAball and relies on it for offensive military duties. USA-icon USAball wants Japanball to do more military activities in the alliance. Disputes with China-icon Chinaball  caused Japanball's military resurgence. In 2015 collective-self defense was allowed. Japanball does more regional security in East and South-East Asia. However, there is still big opposition to changing article 9 of the 1947 constitution that was written by USA-icon USAball, and the disasters in Fukushima galvanized opposition to nuclear proliferation. The Tokugawa-icon samurai have not fully returned yet...

On 1 May 2019, Crown Prince Naruhito became the new Emperor after Akihito abdicated the throne. He is a figurehead, a symbol of the state and unity of the people of Japanball.

Shinzo Abe has resigned and Japanball feels sad, but luckily Yoshihide Suga has been chosen as the new Prime Minister.


Japan yes

Regions of Japanball

Japanball is a unified island country. It is over 3,000 km (1,900 mi) long with 6,852 islands. The 5 main islands are Hokkaido, Honshu, Kyushu, Shikoku, and Okinawa. It is divided into 8 informal regions. Each region contains 1 or more prefectures. The regions are from north to south:



Prefectures of Japanball

There are a total of 47 prefectures.

Hokkaido-icon Hokkaidō (region)

Japan-icon (division) Tōhoku (region)

Kanto-icon Kantō (region)

Chubu-icon Chūbu (region)

Kansai-icon Kansai (region)

Japan-icon (division) Chūgoku (region)

Shikoku-icon Shikoku (region)

Kyushu-icon Kyūshū (region)

Flag Colors

White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Crimson Glory 188, 0, 45 C0-M1-Y0.760-K0.262 #BC002D


Like any other countryballs that don't natively speak English, speaks her own dialect of broken English and Yuo needings to watch Anime if yuo wantings to understand what comes of next:

  • Swapping: "R"'s and "L'"s: Japan's speech usually has "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun at how Japanese usually speak. E.g. "Ball" may be spelled as "Barr" (in romaji "ball" is "boru"). "Hello", spelled as "Harro", "Election" spelled as "Erection", and "Sorry" as "Solly" etc.
  • Anime (アニメ): The best thing ever invented (In Japan) by Nihon boru. Manga is reading anime. But let's be honest, unless you know japanese, you're just reading the subtitles. Anime is just animated manga.
  • Kawaii (可愛い): Usually refers to the adorableness of. In Japanese it means "cute" and Hawaiiball.
  • Kakkoii (カッコいい): Usually refers to the coolness of. In Japanese it means "handsome" or "cool".
  • Senpai (先輩): Usually refers to someone who is interested in someone else. Senpai also means a person of higher position. Technically the English equivalent is "Sir". It is often followed by a wish for this "Senpai" to notice him. In the Facebook community, the phrase "Senpai noticed me" is often used for reference to replying to a fan.
  • Waifu (ワイフ): a term that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
  • Desu (です): Used to end a sentence. English translation is "is". Also Latvian for sausage.
  • Nani? (何?): English translation is "What?".
  • Sensei (先生): Usually refers to someone who is teaching something because it is the Japanese word for "teacher", however, specialists such as doctor or artist (including manga artist) could also be called "Sensei".
  • Banzai (万歳 or 萬歲): "Ten thousand years" Usually used as a term of 'long live the emperor' which the Japanese would yell during World War II.
  • Tomodachi (友達): Japanese word for friends. (While talking about one friend, use the word Yujin)
  • Shi-ne (死ね): Die!
  • Baka (na)! (馬鹿(な)): Roughly translates to idiot. Often used by Tsundere characters. It also means "impossible".
  • Bakatodesu: Roughly translates in countryball to "is of stupid."
  • -teru or -su: Added to ends of some words to make fun of the Japanese accent
  • Jap (ジャップ) : Origin is derogatory name of Japanese people. Now it means that Mortification jokes of Japanese things.
  • Horuhoru (ホルホル): To self-praising about Japanese culture (Almost animes)
  • Karoshi (過労死): Newer suicide pattern of Japanball.
  • Otaku (オタク or ヲタク): A person who obsesses over a fandom/fandoms to the detriment of their social life.
  • Densha (電車): Trains, and when we are talking about trains in Japan, we mean a lot of trains.
  • Kimi Wa (君は): You.
  • Watashi (私): I/Me.



  • Shinzo Abe: Thank you for the service
  • Argentina-icon Aruzenchin-kun - OMG IT'S THE MELIODAS I LOVE YOU!!! Just kidding... Argentina is younger than me.
  • EU-icon Ōshūrengō-san, Indonesia-icon Indoneshia-kun and Philippines-icon Firipin-kun - They can rikings into our kawaii. Prease stop asking for asyrum, only a few can into residence
  • Palau-icon Parao-kun - He is my little brother . Watashi of kidnap him back then and govern him for 30 years after WW 1. Watashi help deveropu his islands, Watashi taught him to speak Japanese! He has many people with Japanese ancestry. So he cannot into weeaboo.
  • Hong Kong-icon Honkon-san - OF RICH ASIAN BUDDY!!!! Watashi love him so much, but watachi can't hang out with him because he is best friends with my best friend. We are also of trading partners. Watashi support his protests. Watashi loving his milk tea!!!!! DEMOCRACY TO CHINA!!!!!
  • Portugal-icon Porutogaru-sensei - Ah yes, he is filst European countly to step on the cray of mine, and he intloduce me to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simpry just swords and bows. He knows we are expelienced with gunpowder, so he taught us how to into oul own Muskets duling the Sengoku Period.
  • Malaysia-icon Marēshia-chan - My waifu visited his clay in December 16.
  • Poland-icon Polando-san - Happy 100th bilthday!
  • USA-icon Amerika-san- He can into arriance and tlade! Though Watashi find it of stlange that whire he carrs me sick pervert for invent tentacre rape, he invent TREE BRANCH rape in his sick firm Evir Dead!! But arso can of rikings into our kawaii! Watashi heard about yuo new plesident, good ruck, I hope he brings peace and prosperity (His son rike anime!). And just to ret yuo know, DAISUKI!!!! USA ruv oul video games, so I gib Him Pokemon and Supel Malio Blothels. But we stirr of havings good lerationship. 
  • Maldives-icon Mardivis-kun - Watashi is solly for destloying Yaahunbara boat. Watashi wirr gib yuo rice evely year :3
  • Iran-icon Iran-san - We had great histoly. He rikes our car brands and gibs Oir that I can make good cars for him, we rove cats too, but he is of fliends with the China-icon baka commies.
  • ASEAN-icon ASEAN-san, East Timor-icon Azuma timōru-kun, Papua New Guinea-icon Papuanyūginia-san and Solomon Islands-icon Soromon shotō-san - Trading partners, just trading partners.
  • Brazil-icon Burajiru-kun - My South Amelican friend. He can into largest Japanese popuration outside of me and watashi also host one of the largest amount of his popuration. He also can into riking anime! Arigato.
  • El Salvador-icon Erusarubadoru-kun - My central American friend that I support the benefits, and he also can into liking TV Series, Anime, and Video games! I aplecciate you for get a new president of 2019, and Dōmo-arigatō for visiting me.
  • India-icon Indo-san - Hory rand where Buddha is from. He roves anime and kawaii and hates China-icon baka. He arso rikes my tlains and technorogy and we supply him with nucreal tech. We have economic and miritaly ties, with frequent military drills, and he can visit my base in djibouti. He is arso of スケベ (perv). DEFEND CURRY
  • Egypt-icon Ejiputo-san - Ancient Middle east friend. We have great histoly and especiarry cat lovers.
  • Turkey-icon Toruko-san - Turkik Middle eastern friend. Watashi wants of be learnings flom yuo how to captuled Constantinopre 
  • Israel-icon Isuraeru-san - Juden friend. Yuol tech is good.
  • Chile-icon Chiri-kun - Chiru-san or Aureria, We can both into erquaku, he hito me once with one, I hito him back with other and so on...
  • Philippines-icon Firipin-kun - Best Friend and also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides me) roves being kawaii especially their cospray queen Alodia (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). Arso my ferrow island country and Nihonji like his curture as well is also some of my ferrow otaku countrymen rikes Breedman-senpai's anime-styred artworks (Even he's a roricon) maybe we can work together to make his comics into an Anime someday, Also aporogy to my Imperiaristic version of myserf for invading yuo and yuor people. We are arso good trading partners especiarry we gib investments arso keep-up the good work to fight drugs arso we sell them new Coast Guards vessers for their PCG and btw i designed your first microsaterrite the "DIWATA 1"? But yuo said that i reform to my imperiaristic self? NIE, it wourd nevel happened in the future! Also watashi can speak Filipino a rittle bit! You're the Pro-Japanese? NANI?
  • Italy-icon Itaria-kun is also a Otaku country roves being kawaii especially He rikes to make cospray (Even he rikes K-pop and Kdramas arso). We are friends since Imperiaristic version of myserf. We are arso good trading partners. Super Mario is Italian. They made Eurobeat for assu. Oh and don't forget about WW2. Also Love Live! Sunshine!! Movie Over the Rainbow and Jojo Bizzare Adventures will be filmed in Itaria-chan's clay.
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwan-san - Best basebarru friends! Fellow island country. Kawaii just rike me! Herupu each other in disaster! (biggest aid aftel what happen in Tōhoku ) ! HOMOSEX DETECTU. NANI?!!! But, i don't think i will make you as a prefecture... 
  • Lee Teng Hui - Arigato for your service, rest in peace hero!
  • Indonesia-icon Indoneshia-kun - Same rike Phirippines, many of his people are anime rovel. Especiarry, Naruto. And gomenasai fol 1942. I killed many of yuor peopre. But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationarist. 
  • Czech-icon Checko-san - My friend, WHY YUO OF CALLING ME TOMIO OKAMURA?
  • Sweden-icon Swede-san - We both rikes the song Caramerrdansenu especiarry since watashi translatu it in Nihonji version!
  • Denmark-icon Denmāku-san - Another Noldic fliendo! Watashi rike his LEGOs. He arso hate that China-icon communistu. He arso calls him a Fake Lego producing commie.
  • Norway-icon Noruwē-kun - Yet another Nordic fliendo! Rikes my anime. Arigato for Opera!
  • Romania-icon Rūmania-san Greece-icon Girisha-san, Bulgaria-icon Burugaria-san, and Serbia-icon Serubia-san - They rike my anime and sushi (and Nintendo).
  • Georgia-icon Jojia-san - They rike us and we invest many moni there... they are very kawaii too. And can into sumo wrestring...
  • Yaroslavl Oblast-icon Yaroslavlball - My best friend. He likes me.
  • France-icon Furansu-chan - Big fan, I rike her very much. She gave rittle Saitama-kun its own fun cycring race. Another Pokemon region is based off your Paris-icon capital!
  • Germany-icon Doitsu-kun - Great support in science and architecture and we were arries during WW2! 
  • Netherlands-icon Oranda-san- One of my first tomodachi-desu. He can into rikings kawaii and my games, and he also usings to own one of Dejima-icon my islands in the past.
  • Thailand-icon Tai-san - Admirer and forced u to givu passage in WWII. He also is Buddhist and has kawaii correge girls.
  • Canada-icon Kanada-kun - Best friend who roves anime (I gave him Sailor Moon, InuYasha and Vietnam-icon STOP CALLING ME China-icon CHINA-SAN!
  • Iraq-icon Iraku-san - Rikes my cal brands and we both have rich history and he is also a cat lover. meow meow
  • Peru-icon Peru-san - Good Sourth amerlican fliend that can into APEC like me! He has one of the biggest communities of japanese peopre! Goku is of populal thele, like Toyota! But I'm solly fol Alberto Fujimori, he of destloyed Peru.
  • Mexico-icon Mekishiko-san - I rike his culture! And thanks for supporting my cars!
  • Spain-icon Supein-san - Rikes my cars and anime.
  • Sri Lanka-icon Suriranka-kun - Defended me from paying reparations after World War II, loves my technology. I also give him much aid. But stay away from China!
  • Vietnam-icon Betonamu-kun - Sorry for 1945. We are friend now. I heard you like my anime very much. Sometimes he wants me to call him Etsunan but I think I'll stick with the current pronunciation. BUT STOP SHOPLIFTING!!!
  • Yakutia-icon Yakūchia-san - he became really interesting for me to visit. May i help you somehow?
  • Yemen-icon Lemen-san - Kankoku-san doesn't accept your refugees. So watashi can take your people here in my clay. We will wercome yuo.


  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshu-san-You don´t rook rell :( ill give you aid. Have some soup, I hope you can feel better. He hates it when I say that he is sick, but look at his green flag and poverty rates. He is definitely sick, and I will help him with aid and soup!!!! (He hates the soup though and IDK WHY) *cries in rejection*
  • South Korea-icon Kankoku - We are tomodachi already... And watashi rike your LG and Samsung electronics and Hyundai and Kia cars. But youre just F*cking racist! And I'm sorry for what my father did to you! AND TREAT YOUR PEOPLE BEING NICE AND WELL-MANNERED!!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoru-san- at some point we can be cooru but stirr...(see enemies list)
  • Russia-icon Roshia-san - Rikes orudo japan car. And I rike Roritas. Doesn't wants to give Chishimaball (千島ボール). back, but he's stirr a good guy.
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saujiarabia-san - Is of sharia kebab but rikes, good I made car and gives, But I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YUOR ARABIAN STUDENTU DETOROYING MY BEAUTIFUL TEMPURU! ALSO, WHAT DID Canada-icon KANADA-KUN DO TO YOU IN 2018?! His people are 80% anime fans and come to my clay for educated!
  • UK-icon Igirisu-san - Westeln fliendo. We are the most polite nations in za warudo. He is cat rovel too. And solly fol WW2, I seized yuor corony in Southeast Asia. As a fellow island country I understand and feel affiliated with yuo island culture. I'm not kirring Whales ! lie
  • Hirohito - You make me to be powerful country in 19th century. You forced my people to killing each other like chinese, koreans, Filipinos in Asia. Then Amelika-san nuked me twice. So you did apologize and treat my people nice and work harding after WW2. You're the hero and longest emperor of my history. Rest in Peace!
  • Okinawa-icon Okinawa-kun - Rittre Brother. He rives in my house with my kids. but... (see enemies list)
  • Finland-icon Finrando-san - Hatsune Miku sings yuor song. 
  • Australia-icon Ōsutoraria-san - Yuor rittre "anti-wharing environmentarists (Sea shepherd) of rearry getting annoyings! I wirr remove kangaroo!! But at reast he rikes orudo japan car. We're arries of USA-icon Amerika-san.
  • Soviet-icon Sobieto renpo-san - Not learry as an enemy. But he thankful me because i make Tetlis the 2nd popurar game for him.


  • Belgium-icon Berugī - I was about to get into the 2018 qualtelfinars, but HE DEFEATED ME IN ROUND OF 16! 3-2 NEVER FOLGET! WAI YUO DO THIS TO ME?!!!
  • Colombia-icon Koronbia - I DEFEAT YUO AT THE 2018 WORLD CUP!!
  • Venezuela-icon Benezuera - Hates me because watashi am of friend of Amerika-san! Also a friend of commie China-icon Chinaball! But at least he rikes my anime.
  • Sakhalin-icon Karafuto NOOOOOO YUO ARE MINE!!!!!! But at least many Ainu-icon Ainuball choose me instead of yuo!!!
  • Kissanime and Kissmanga - YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY ANIMATORS ARE DYING AND YOU DIDNT DONATED THEM! Im sorry but ive decided to ban you... But i got new prime minister so... Im not sure that i will ban you...

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!​​/お前はもう死んでいる! /Biggest Enemies

  • China-icon Chugoku and North Korea-icon Kitachōsen - Comfort women (or Ord Kawaii as some peopre wourd rike to carr them) and genocide is of rie! Arways of comprain about Nanking Massacre! Gib minerars! (arso has tlied many times to send me to therapy conversion and it did not seem of wolkings.)  North Korea You accidentally press the launch button and nearly nuked me. I don't like you, get out of my sight or else, I'll try more nukes in your sea.CHUGOKU THANKS FOR RUINING HONG KONG WITH THE NATIONAL SECURITY LAW AND MY COUNTRY WITH SARS-2!!!
  • Japanese-Empire-icon.pngMy Imperialistic Fathel - BAKA BAKA NA, OTOSAN! You're the reason why peopre hates me because of YUO! REMOVE AND I'M THE BEST TLUE NIHONGO! Hope YUO nevel come back! AND FROM NOW ON I RULED THE WORLD BY ANIMES AND GAMES!
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoru-san - TRIED TO INVADE ME TWICE as Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball BUT DIED IN A KAMIKAZE! But we don't really interact with each other. But if he tries to invade me I am ready.
  • Japanese-Empire-icon Second Empire of Japanball Ryūkyū ōkoku - Actuarry anschluss victim. YUO ARE OKINAWA A PALT OF JAPAN! YUO WIRR NEVEL INDEPENDENT FROM WATASHI!
  • Kurdistan-icon Kurudisutan - DARE YUO HATE MY CARS??????!!!!!! AND ARSO YUO HATE TORUKO!!!
  • Macedonia-icon Kita Makedonia - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU STORE WAGAHAI'S ORUDO EMPILE!!! Arexanda the Gureto is GREEKU!! You are BULGARIAN!
  • Joe Biden - You'le a lapist and a pedophire cleepy Joe, you keep touching rittle girrs. Why? Watashi stand with Tala Leade-chan. You even plaised the KKK and met with theil readel befol, and you're being lacist to brack peopre. And you're arso a puppet of Chugoku. Watashi hope you're not the plesident of the USA. Shame on you!!!!! Now yuo'le becoming a plesident of USA! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
  •  Saderan Empireball - YUO WIRR PAY ME FOR INVADING ME! Werr atreast we're in peace now.


  • "Desu desu"
  • Baka (stupid)
  • “Ole Sama“ (
  • "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" (お前はもう死んでいる : You are already dead)
  • "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT IS OF GOJIRA (Godzilla)!!!"
  • Yare Yare Daze (やれやれだぜ:Good Grief)
  • "ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! "ORA!" (おら!)
  • "MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!" (無駄 : Uselessness)
  • "KAMEHAMEHA!!" (カメハメ波)
  • "Sugoi!" (凄い : Amazing or sometimes terrible)
  • "Nani?" (何? : What?)
  • "Minna!" (みんな : We, Everyone)
  • "Henshin!" (変身 : Transformation!)
  • "RASENGAN!" (螺旋丸)
  • "CHIDORI!" (千鳥)
  • "Tentacre pornu is bestu."
  • "Gomen nasai." (御免なさい : I'm sorry)
  • Okane!!! (His eyes, normally closed, open and turn into yen symbols: ¥ ¥) (お金 : Currency)
  • Japanese Empire-icon (tangle)Recraim Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!Japanese Empire-icon (tangle)
  • "Senpai?" (先輩) -To the biggest western nations
  • "BaShow MoreShow Fewer-Baka me!!!!"
  • "Daisuki!" (大好き : love so much)
  • "DESU!!!! (です!!!!: to be/it is)
  • "Dōmo arigatō" (どうもありがとう: Thank you very much!)
  • "LIZARDON, DORAGON CRO!" (リザードン、ドラゴンクロー!: Charizard, Dragon Claw!)
  • 「朕茲ニ戰ヲ宣ス」- declaring war against USA (in 1941), or against communism China and both Korea who keep insulting sacred Imperial Family of Japan (after 201X). Now he is most pervert nation in world.
  • "KAWAII!!!" (かわいい: So cute!, Adorable!)
  • "Tomodachi" (友達/仲良: Friend)
  • "Most dishonoraburu!" - is used to express disapproval.
  • "Saibatoron‘s TRANSFORM!!!!"!: Cybertron’s (Autobots) TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!

How to draw

This is how to draw Japanball:

  1. Draw a typical circle with a white background.
  2. Fill in a circle with crimson glory inside.
  3. Finally, draw the eyes.
  4. You can also put cat accessories (tail, ears) and kawaii eyes.
  5. You can draw the energized, warrior version with red streams going out in all directions. For reference check the flag of the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) and the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force (JMSDF).





USAvsJapan gif final with peace


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