Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, yuo very nıce place!
— Borat
Sálem! (Hello!)
— Kazakhstan on a usual day
Altın kün aspanı, Altın dän dalası,

Erliktiň dastanı – Elime qaraşı!

Ejelden er degen, Daňqımız şıqtı ğoy,

Namısın Bermegen, Qazağım Mıktı ğoy!!

Meniñ elim, Meniñ Elim,

Güliñ bolıp egilemin!

Jırın bolıp tögilemin, elim!

Twğan jerim - Meniñ Qazaqstanım!

— Kazakh national anthem

Kazakhbrıck, sometımes spelt Qazaqbrıck, offıcıally the Repubrıck of Kazakhstan, ıs a great Kebab country ın Central Asıa and Eastern Europe. He ıs bordered by Russia-icon Russıaball to the North, Uzbek-icon Uzbekıstanball, Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, and Turkmen-icon Turkmenıstan to the South, China-icon Chınaball to the East, and the Caspıan Sea to the East. The country ıs dıvıded ınto 14 regıons, ıncludıng the capıtal Astana-icon Nursultanbrıck located ın the Akmola-icon Akmolabrıck regıon, gıvıng hım a total area of 2 724 900 square kılometers, makıng hım both the 9th largest country and the largest landlocked country ın the world. As of 2018, he maıntaıns a populatıon of about 18.37 mıllıon ınhabıtants.

Kazakhstan sometımes lets Russia-icon Russıaball and other former Sovıet state members to use hıs clay for launchıng rockets ınto space and ınto anybody Ukraine-icon USA-icon Turkey-icon EU-icon the launcher wants removed. Russıa has taken a Kazakh astronaut ınto space, Aidyn Aimbetov.

Sınce he ıs a brıck, he requıres the help of Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball, Tajik-icon Tajıkıstanball, Turkmen-icon Turkmenıstanball, and Uzbek-icon Uzbekıstanball as wheels to be able to move. He hopes to be part of BRICS-icon BRICS. Why? Because Kazakhstan can ınto BRICKS!

Hıs natıonal day ıs December 21st. Hıs Astrologıcal sıgn ıs Caprıcorn.



From the Lower Paleolithic age, Kazakhstan was inhabited by 2balls who lived in nomadic lifestyle since the area was suitable that way. However, there was a dry climate period which forced the 2balls to migrate towards north in what is now present-day Russiaball where there were more forests. After the end of the dry period in the beginning of the 1st millennium BC, nomadic populations migrated into Kazakhstan again from the west and the east, repopulating abandoned areas. These included several Indo-European tribes, often known collectively as Scythianballs.

1st to 8th century

The Huns entered Kazakhstan as well. Because of that, many of its inhabitants migrated westward into Europe, some were absorbed by the Huns. By 91 AD, according to Tacitus, the Huns had reached the east region of the Caspian Sea. They gradually moved westward from the steppes into Eastern Europe.

By the beginning of the 6th Century, the Rouran Khaganateball had annexed areas that were later part of the east Kazakhbrick. He was killed and succeeded by Gokturkball.

Gokturkball migrated westward and pushing the remnants of the Huns west and southward. By the mid-6th Century, the Central Eurasian steppes was under control by him. A few decades later, a civil war resulted in the khaganate being split into east and west. The Gokturkball controlled the western portion. In 659, he was taken over by Tangball. Towards the end of the 7th Century, Gokturkball reunited into Second Turkic Khaganateball. However, the khaganate began to fragment again only a few generations later.

8th to 15th century

In the 8th and 9th centuries, portions of southern Kazakhstan were conquered by Abbasid Caliphateball who introduced Islam. Oghuz Yabguball controlled western Kazakhstan from the 9th through the 11th centuries; the Kimek Khanateball and Kipchakball, also of Turkic origin, controlled the east at roughly the same time. In turn the Cumanball controlled western Kazakhstan from around the 12th century until the 1220s. The large central desert of Kazakhstan is still called Dashti-Kipchak, or the Kipchak Steppe.

In the beginning of the early 11th century, the Qarlukidsballs fought constantly among themselves and with Seljuk Empireball to the south. The Qarlukidsballs were conquered in the 1130s by Kara-Khanid Khanateball. In the mid-12th century an independent state of Khorazm along the Oxus River broke away from the weakening Karakitai, but the bulk of the Kara-Khitan lasted until the Mongol Empireball invasion from 1219 to 1221

Kazakh Khanate (1465-1848)

Kazakh Khanatebrick was the father of Kazakhbrick. Kazakhbrick was then part of Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball and was called Kyrgyz.

Kazakhbrick in his Early Life (1917-1936)

Kazakhbrick was born in 1917 with the help of White Movement-icon White Movementball under a name called Alash Autonomy-icon Alash Autonomybrick. He was, however, recognized by only one country, Republic of China-icon (1912-1928) Republic of China.

Soviet Union (1922-1991)

During Soviet times he was a repubrick of Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball. When Soviet broke he was poor but then he got oil monies and into launching spaceships.

Repubrick of Kazakhstan

Then UK-icon UKball created Boratbrick. He annoyed Kazakbrick so much that he made a media campaign for the world to see him as he really is. But Boratbrick called it "propaganda", even blaming the Uzbek-icon doubly-landlocked, or in his terms, "evil nitwits of Uzbekistan" on it. The one true thing that Boratbrick says is that Kazakhstan has the best potassium in the world and that he is the greatest country in the world.

Now Kazakhstan-icon Kazakbrick is using oil monies to hunt Boratbrick down and bring him to a court of justice.

He also can into his own pro cycling team like his friends Bahrainball and UAEball: Nursultan Pro Team.

His president Nursultan Nazarbayev resigned in March 21st 2019 after ruling Kazakhstan for nearly over 3 decades. Nursultan is strong


Like Tajik-icon Tajikistanball and Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball, The word "Stan" at the end is of meaning "Land Of" in Persian. The name "Kazakh" comes from the ancient Turkic word qaz, "to wander". So those two words make up his name today (Land of Wanderers), reflecting Kazakhstan's nomadic culture.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Turquoise Surf 0, 175, 202 C100-M13-Y0-K21 #00AFCA

Emblem Colors

Mikado Yellow 254, 197, 12 C0-M22-Y95-K0 #FEC50C

Special Letters

We use Cyrillic script, but like
Azerbaijan-icon Azerbaijanball, we have some slightly changed letters. These are Əə, Ғғ (not Letter F. Look closely! The line in the middle goes through the letter!), Ққ, Ңң, Өө, Ұұ, Үү, Ii, and a special kind of Letter h.

Ə, ө and ү corresponds to German “ä, ö, ü”. “Қ” corresponds to “q”, sometimes read as “kh”, and Ғ is similar to Arabic “غ” (Ghayn), the Gh sound. About “ң”... Well, do you know how to pronounce the “ك” in Uyghur-icon Uyghurball‘s language that have three dots on it? Yes!

Russians use “У” for Letter U, but our “У” sounds a bit more like W. For Letter U, we use ұ.

Letter Ii is similar to the Ukrainian “ï”, pronounced “yi”. Meanwhile the other I sounds (И, Й, Ы) translates to y, ï and ı (The Turkish “Eh”/“uh”) in the Latin Kazakh script that will be used in a few years!

Last, like Arabic, we have 2 kinds of letter h. One is Хх, which corresponds to Arabic “ح”, and the other one corresponds to “ه”. The difference? It is that the former sounds a bit like kh without the k and the latter is the normal h.


Достар (Friends)

  • USA-icon USAball - He was the first to recognize me as a country, His president praises me and my president. We both have embassies in each other's capitals, He in Astana-icon Nursultanbrick and I in WashingtonDC-icon DCball. Son of the..............UK-icon UK?!?!?!? but however we still have great relationship though. BUT REMOVE JAKE PAUL
  • Mongolia-icon Mongoliaball- Has an embassy in Nursultanbrick and a Consulate General in Almaty. Kazakhbrick has an embassy in Ulaanbaatarball. Also he is my brother.
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - He is my brother.
  • Bashkortostan-icon Bashkortostanball- He is my Insignificant musician brother
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - He is my great friend. But let me into BRICS will ya?
    • Russia-icon - No. *eyes widen*
    • Kazakh-icon - Why not? *confused looks*
    • Russia-icon - Because ummmmm..... your shape could topple us... O_O  *starts sweating with FEAR over Kazakh's shape*
  • Czech-icon Czechiaball - you funny fool, you tried borat swimming suit, but do not worry, I'll pay penalty because it was only horseplay
  • Abbasid-icon Abbasid Caliphateball - Godfather. He turned me into kebab. Without him, I would probably have not been born. Thank yuo so much for "establishing" me! Wish he was still alive. Too bad he didn't last long.
  • Turkmen-icon Turkmenistanball- He is my insane brother.
  • Kyrgyz-icon Kyrgyzstanball - He is my poor brother.
  • Tajik-icon Tajikistanball - He is my Persian friend.
  • UAE-icon UAEball, Qatar-icon Qatarball, Bahrain-icon Bahrainball - Good Business and especially Oil Partners. Are also Muslim Friends.
  • Iran-icon Iranball - Persian Trading Partner                                   
  • Iraq-icon Iraqball - Mesopotamian Trading Partner.
  • All Turkic countries and entities Except Uzbekistan, very nosy sea-stealing people with bones in their brains. But then we are all under the controll by THIS GAME !
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - We both hate UK-icon UKball for different reasons. We almost have the same size. (He is slightly bigger than me.)
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Hey bro. I heard your sending Students from Simon Fraser University for a tour to Almaty/ Al-Farabi Kazakh National University? Great idea! I would welcome Canadians to my area! Even if your the son of UK, I would like to be your friend. More students equals better education of diversity!\
  • Kuwait-icon Kuwaitball - He did play the borat anthem at the olympics, but he apologized about it so I forgive. He has the worlds strongest currency and he has alot of oil. Why you post it on YouTube?
  • Brick-icon Brickbrick - Brick friend. Also my long lost brother. Tell me when you want to take over the world and turn it into a giant brick.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - He hates Logan Paul like I hate Jake Paul.

Бейтарап (Neutral)

  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Despite the fact that he bullies Palestine, we still maintain good relations. He has an embassy in Nursultan, I have an embassy in Tel Aviv. Plus he buys my oil. He also removes and bans Borat in his country since that guy hates Jews.
  • Uzbek-icon Uzbekistanball - He is an asshole my brother with the bone in the middle of their brain he steals water from Syr-darya and now we lose aral.
  • EU-icon EUball- He hates the UK but let kebab into EU will ya?

Дұшпандар (Enemies)

  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Cause he is a terrorist. Good thing he is not anywhere close to central Asia, except for that mass shootings recently in Aktobe and Almaty. STOP EVIL!!!!!!!!
  • UK-icon UKballREMOVE BORAT!  But, I got a lot of tourists thanks to your shitty movie. But I do like your teas, chocolates, and your British programming.
  • Serbia-icon Serbiaball - Don't remove me pls. Досымды алып тастау үшін сен ақылды екеніңді айтуым керек.
  • Borat - your movie is ridiculous and awful. your anthem is very annoying and you didn't even have any Kazakh actors in the movie. you filmed it in a Gypsy-icon Gypsy village in Romania-icon Romaniaball, not in Kazakhstan-icon Kazakhstan and you weren't speaking any Kazakhstan-icon Kazakh at all, you were speaking Israel-icon Hebrew and Poland-icon Polish. But thanks for tourists...I STILL HATE YOU!!!!!!! AND I DON’T EXPORT THE MOST OF THE POTASSIUM! Canada-icon POUTINE EXPORTS THE MOST POTASSIUM! REMOVE! YOU FOOL AND IDIOT! Сіз өскенде?
  • Jake Paul - insulted us by talking about Borat and making out that Kazakhs like blowing people up.

Why Kazakhbrick is a Brick

When Polandball (meme) originated on the website Krautchan the moderators of the board were looking to adopt countryballs as the official markers of user's national backgrounds. Kazakhstan's flag was notably wider than other flags and its design can't fit into a round shape. The admins then decided to simply preserve Kazakhstan as its rectangular form, adopting the term "Kazakhbrick" to refer to it.

An in-universe explanation for this is that the Kazakhstani government moved the capital city status from Almaty-icon Almatybrick to Astana-icon Nursultanbrick in the late '90s, therefore many constructions are started in Nursultan, and Kazakhstan needed so many bricks for it.

Ex-Soviet authors sometimes interpret Kazakhstan's rectangular shape as a rug, rather than a brick, considering that Central Asia is famous in the former USSR for its rug weaving.

Another reason is due to Kazakhbrick's attempts to join BRICS-icon BRICS.





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