Relations and opinions
Bapak Inggeris (Dad)
Hong Kongball (mostly)
Yuo will be freed one day!
Happy 100th anniversary!
Kebab Remover (Neutral)
Kiasu Tringy (Friendly rival)
GET OFF MY AIRSPACE!!! (sometimes)
SABAH IS MINE FOREVER!!!!! (sometimes)
The Fatty rocket man/ Kim Fatty III
Perlis stealer (sometimes)
Hong Kongball (sometimes)
Another Flag Stealer
REMEMBER BLACK HAWK DOWN & Stop Pirating my SHIPS!!! (sometimes)
Yuo voted Najib! (sometimes)
SORRY FOR ALTANTUYAA!!!
GIB BACK JHO LOW!!!
Shot down a plane of mine
Stole a plane of mine
Why won't you ever resign?
Palm Oil boycotter!!!!
Colonizer!!! (Sometimes especially his Divide and Rule Policy)
Flag Stealer! (Sometimes)
ANOTHER NAME STEALER!
10-0 (Only football)
Is of importants
Can into space?
|“||No matter how good a squirrel can jump, it will fall eventually to terra firma.||”|
— A Malay proverb
|“||Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!||”|
— Tunku Abdul Rahman
|“||Selamat Pagi! Malaysia Boleh!||”|
— Any Malaysian ever
Lepakland Bolehland United States of Malaysiaball is a n American kebab American state countryball who was the original lah speaking countryball before Tringapore stole it and claimed it as his own and where everything is possible located in Southeast Asia. He cannot into safe airlines is bordered by Thailandball and Bruneiball to the north, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to the south. The country is divided into 15 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajayaball, Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,613 square miles (330,803 Square Kilometers), making him the 66th largest country in the world. As end of 2020, he maintains a population of about 33.10 million inhabitants of various religions. He is the funniest countryball in the world.
Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEANball, the Commonwealth, and the OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN member like every other country.
Malaysiaball (except for Sabahball) as well as Tringapore and Bruneiball are safe from most natural disasters. (Thanks to Indonesiaball.)The word 'most' is used, because this year (2021) he experienced his worst flooding in half a century.
His national day (Hari Kebangsaan) is on August 31st and founding day (Hari Malaysia) on September 16th.
Malaysiaball is an expert about the land he lives in and everything in it, from poetry, music, house-making, forest navigation, smithing... you get it. Probably the most famous example of Malay blacksmithing is the legendary Keris (or Kris), a short melee weapon with a curved blade that's really tough for almost all purposes (including fashion, Malaysiaball can be spotted wearing one during cultural festivities, paired with his favourite
hat headgear known as tengkolok or tanjak). He also uses his own martial art (actually shared with Indonesiaball, same thing with the aforementioned Keris), which is - wait for it - silat. Contrary to popular myth that said hat Malay weaponry is so backwards, he actually had already begun using rifles as early as the 16th century, even perfecting it to an extent never before achieved by European-made rifles. Another popular myth is that Malaysians are lazy people, which is totally wrong. In fact, many Malaysians overworked, rivalling, sometimes even beating Germans in terms of work consistency.
The strength for Malaysiaball is its ethnically & religous diverse population. Malaysiaball has three main ethnic groups, Malays, Chinese and Indians. Malaysiaball also have indigenous population called Orang Asli. Sabahball and Sarawakball has even more indigenous ethnic groups while their major ethnic groups are Kadazan-Dusun and Iban respectively. Racial tensions is still a common issue since 13 May incident of 1969.
Islam (Kebab) is a state religion but other religions such as Buddhism, Hinduism, Chirstianity and Sikhism are freely practiced in Malaysiaball, apparently a good role-model in religious freedom. All Malays however, should be Kebabs and it is illegal for them to convert to other religions. This doesn't apply to any other ethnicity.
What people didn't know though, is that Malays were always defined by religion. For the last couple centuries, that religion was Islam. In fact, so ingrained it was in Malay culture that it's considered as part of Malay identity, and converting to other religion will strip someone of its identity as a Malay.
- 1 History
- 2 Flag Colors
- 3 Hubungan( هوبوڠن ) / Relationships
- 4 States and Territories
- 5 Gallery
Ye wanna learn how I was created? Good. Get your nasi lemak ready and wear that time-traveling tengkolok to get back into the
In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.
Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.
Since 1771, UKball started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.
Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.
Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.
In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.
With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKball, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.
Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and on 9 August 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.
In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKball where he implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).
In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.
On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy, but also become wary because of this.
On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional coalition
(which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957. However on 25 February 2020, Pakatan Harapan government collapsed upon Mahathir's resignation and failed Sheraton Move coup and replaced by the Perikatan Nasional.
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Hubungan( هوبوڠن ) / Relationships
Kawan-kawan( كاون-كاون ) /Friends
- Tringapore - My relative and also a "friendly" rival. We share excellent relations forever. We had our good ol' days.. BUT HELP ME PLEASE OR ELSE I'LL GO DOWNFALL!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE HSR PROJECT??? IN RETURN I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES! HE MADE NASI LEMAK BURGER!!! But why you don't recognize Palestine leh?
- Australiaball - My brother (through UK). Thanks for introducing Milo to us in 1950. It's so popular that it became a part of our Malaysian culture. We have a good relations overall and having economic and military alliance.
- Bruneiball - Another of my brothers who speaks weird Malay. Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it?
One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur.Thanks for not wanting Limbang anymore. Wow, you so clean lah...
- Canadaball - THANKS FOR CLEANING UP the un-recyclable plastics. Also a fellow Commonwealth friend! (Did you know that Mount Kinabalu's summit snows once in a year? Let's go ski
but unfortunately we can't wkwk)! Also, control yuor Islamophobia please, I'm getting sick of Muslims not being treated as proper human beings. RIP, syuhadas of London, Ontario.
- Indiaball - Now with Muhyiddin, we won't be backing kebab on Kashmir and discuss with issue further. I wanted to have good relationships and restart our trade again. I hope you don't mind me keeping my friendship with Pakistanball too. Also remove your tech scammers, it's really annoying! Some of my people want me to deport Zakir Naik now. So before I can send him back to India, you need to send me a formal extradition letter first. Also, I have friendly relationship with Chennaiball. Historically, we're friends. In the first millenia my people are mostly Hindus and Buddhists thanks to him. I love Indian cuisine.
- New Zealandball - Umm... sister Kiwi... please don't cry! Christchurch was not your fault... Don't cry, you're gonna made me cry as well... But congratulations for removing COVID-19 in yuor clay!
Sorry for mistook your national bird as a shoe polisher thanks.
- Indonesiaball - My brother, and friendly rival, we had a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love to visit his clay and vice versa, his people love to visit my doctor son (Medan and Penang are one strait away) , and also his TV shows, and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin)! But stop claiming my culture as your own! It's not just yours, it's ours, aren't we related? We must do everything to protect Nusantaran heritage! Ironically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people came here to work as migrant workers for greater wages AND I didn't TORTURE THEM wkwwkwkwk. We can't decide who is better on e-sports because currently we're both up there, the best of the world. ALSO STOP CLAIMING SARAWAK! ITS MINE LAH! Oh, you don’t? Control your smog and forest fire problems then. WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE KONFRONTASI OF 1963-1965. But, no matter how much we've provoked or hated each other, we will always be brothers and we both hate Merkelreich for banning our goods.
- Ghanaball - (Meme country) Thank yuo for helping my people staying at home!! HEY WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!? KEEP UP THE MEME ALIVE!!! Also, I made a Malayicized version of Astronomia (coffin dance theme song). I hope you like it, hehe.
- UKball - Adoptive Dad, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!! How dare you insult mah mighty Malaysirendang, what kind of krispy rendang is? It's like we said we should deep fry tea bag or fish served with tikka masala, Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?? Oh nvm, we're mostly good. Maybe Gordon Ramsay will call you an Idiot
SanswichSandwich. (he should need to learn how to cook rice, also, Chef Wan is by any means as skilled as Ramsay.) RIP Sean Connery at least yuo leave the Shitty Union for banning my palm oil. Pro-gamer move (?) right there.
- USAball - CONGRATULATIONS, BIDEN!!! By the way we train side-by-side in RIMPAC and CARAT. But Your 8-ball son disliked me because of similar flag which is because we are DEMOCRATIC NATIONS. I hope your new president Biden will remove sanctions and buy my palm oil. Please educate your people not to mistook my flag as stinky jihadist flag. Also stop forcing us to accept homosex, we don't want them, let me be me. And cure your anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to remove COVID-19! And I hope you can include us to travel to your clay under VWP. He help me to find my lost plane. You're my side character of my comic book Covid Ball Z. I hope Joe Biden will be nicer to Palestineball but he is helping me to find this PIG DOG THIEF NAMED JHO LOW!!! And recently, North Koreaball cut ties with me. Maybe we should be allies. Also we have similar situation, basically the North American version of me .
- Hong Kongball - He is Tringapore's twin lah. However, he rebels against Chinaball but I don't care lah, we are both rich. However, I always hate that YUOR PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO MY PEOPLE!! Yuor people can into self-identity lah and yuo no need to interfere with their FREEDOM. Accept foreigners lah! Anyway I told that bitch to resign, unfortunately she didn't. If you want to move out of your clay, I will let your people migrate to my clay
and join the glorious Melayu community, you're welcome anyways.
- Albaniaball - Great Potatoes. Also I will support you against that damn Rakija unlike my bro support Rakija. Not many of my people know about you (or your language) but that's okay. At least traveling to your clay is cheap. Yuo have great culture and great music, let's collab. Also, thanks for Dua Lipa (ahem Shqip, if you don't know, Dua, as in Dua Lipa, means 2 in Malay.)
- Azerbaijanball - Brother of Turkeyball, we are of cool lah. We're both members of G77. My oil company PETRONAS is operating in your clay. Congrats to your peace deal and victory in Karabakh. Unlike this "extremist" shia, he is mostly secular and don't care much about 'halal'. Maybe I should represent ASEANcoin to be an economic partner.
- Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend since the glorious Ming Dynasty. He gives us weapons and aid against COVID-19. Definitely better than USAball (I guess), he taught us how to contain the virus very well. Since Tun Mahathir and
Xinnie the FluXi Jinping became friends. But can you stop killing Blue kebab please? It's really disgusting lah. Uyghurs have the right to live, they had an amazing history, and a beautiful land. (You should use them as a focal point to attract tourists to go to Xinjiang instead, which will improve yuor economy even more. Shmart me.) YOU'RE SO IMPORTANT TO OUR ECONOMY. CHINESE MALAYSIANS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US BECAUSE OF OUR BUMIPUTERA POLICY! WE NEED YOU IN SPORTS, ECONOMY AND BUSINESS TO SURVIVE. BUT GET OFF MY AIRSPACE!!!
- Franceball - Thanks for the warships, weapons, cars (
Peugeot who?), tourists and luxury stuff. I liked your Croissants and Macarons. (But not Macron.) We had a French village in my clay. (But Paris is overrated as *uck) He used to have some sort of rivalry with UKball.
- Germanyball - Besides my arms supplier (HK416 is best raifu!!), I welcomed his tourists to my clay. (Never say that yuor culture is superior than us, you overrated Euro boi.) I'm the only countryball in the world that uses the XM-8 rifle. Also Mercedes Benz AMG is partnered with PETRONAS in motorsports. We're F1 dominators! Thanks to you, Petronas is very well-known. (Give credit where credit is due, Deutschland.) We can into Work. Also gib quality cars (but ho-ho expensive) but yuor anak
pungutboycott my palm oil and my kakak's nickle.
- Hungaryball - My abang hates yuo for 6-0 in 1938.
H ow can I learn your language?But thanks for appreciating my cuisine and sharing Langos (European Cakoi)!! Magyar girls are pretty lah and alternative to Thai one.Also, Vienna is overrated af, let's have a horse ride in Budapest! (Or any Magyar city for that matter.)
- Japanball - I allowed his waifu to enter my clay and having the same birthday, 31 August. He also met Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally. My youth liked his anime and manga just as much as they like K-Pop, so I made a parody version of Dragon Ball called Covid Ball-Z. (You, like it...?) Also, your people wanted to move to my clay because its much cheaper here. I also made an AirAsia Itahikouki too.
Hope I don't lose it!!But a few of us (especially the older generation) don't like you because of your evil counterpart bombed Penangball and Tringapore back in WW2 days. Also, a study has shown that my keris is simply better than your katana. but how come you anschlussed me when you're an empire?
- Jordanball - A good Arab friend who protects Palestineball and he is mostly against Israelcube. We have good relationships overall.
I'm sorry for calling you a shoe.
- Kosovoball - I Recognize yuo into freedom from that kebab removing rakija, unlike My Twin Abang who Support kebab removing rakija and not reconized yuo. Prishtina is such a nice city, wish you could open tourism to Malaysians.
- NATOball - Good friends of mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and Bosnian killers with my Brother, I helped his club a bit during that crisis. Call me when yuo want, I'll help ya.
- Palestineball - I feel bad for you bro, you should have been independent. That Koyak is being mean to you. Defend Al-Aqsa!
- Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary! KURWA (
Bukit Bintang)BROTHERS!! He gib me MBT PT-91 Pendekar tank as my MBT, which I upgraded a bit but my neighbour Tringapore has much more Leopard 2SG than me. Sorry, I always mistook you as Indonesiaball.
- South Koreaball - My good friend and trading partner. My abang is a member of you MIKTA. Most of our yourhs like your K-Pops, which is cool and also uncool, in the sense that it made the youth lost interest in my music, especially traditional Malay music. I had conversation issues with your crazy brother and he cut ties with me recently, so this makes us true allies. Putrajayaball is twinned with Sejongball.
- Swedenball - He Gave us Volvo, IKEA and meatballs with jam. Also gave me his Bofors guns and speedboats for my navy called CB90. My people love your culture, from Vikings, Minecraft, to Greta Thunberg... (overrated af country)
- Thailandball - He's my neighbour and a good friend despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along pretty well. He's real nice bro, my true friend. His girls are quite pretty and good leh (
Eww, shemales). (My girls are pretty too) Also, Pattaniball is yours (for now, before my inner Malay wakes up again), even though they are mostly Malays. But he keeps wanted to join me tho. ( but still, one day, all the traditional Malay lands from Narathiwat to Phetchaburi will be mine, am I sounding a bit medieval here?). But I'm staying away from your protests. Just stop claiming my Perlis, Kedah, Kelantan and Terengganu as yours or telling me to remove Monarchy.
- Switzerlandball - Thanks for giving us Milo and Maggi goreng, saya suka Maggi Goreng, glory to Maggi Goreng! (
that's how he secretly invades the world, because beneath that innocent body, there may lie a rebellious heart.)He has his embassy and companies in my clay. Teach me how to stay neutral and have good politics + economy plox. Overrated af country, but overall, pretty good.
- Taiwanball - MOTHER OF AUSTRONESIANS!! HURRAY!!! No, I'm not mad that you legalised LGBT or something, you gib Bubble tea and yuor president's birthday has the same date as my national day, nice! Why yuo mad at me that I like Chinaball tho? I thought yuor president wants to normalize relations with me in 2021.
- Cubaball - Good friend, I hope you can get better relations with USAball.
- Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both send students to each other. Despite he is supporting countries that I don't necessarily like, we still can be kawan-kawan.
- Turkeyball - Another kebab brother, defend kebab! Also thank you for helping me build my Deftech armored vehicles. I manage your Sabiha Gökçen Airport in Istanbul and my people liked to travel to Istanbul and enjoy your Kebabs. My former Health minister, Dzulkefly Ahmad is referred as "Erdogan" of Malaysia and he was the first to greet Erdogan when he arrived to my clay. Thanks for the delicious Kebab (dish).
- Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with America in Battle of Mogadish during 1993. I sold my Proton cars to you. I know you had problems with me for being friends with Indiaball again and no longer interfering with Kashmir but both of yuo can be my friends. (Y no one talks about Kashmir's beauty? I'm baffled. The Kashmiri landscape was so majestic, it makes the overrated af Alps look like a cheap film set.)
- Russiaball - Priviet moy tovarishch! Thanks for letting me into space. Although, I recognize Crimeaball as Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and he sent the first Malaysian into space in 2007. But one of my state hates you for calling him Ukraine. Also, can I borrow yuor Balalaika?
- South Africaball - He can into mass diversity like me, and he gib Nandos and fruits! He also have Malays in his clay. Also, we removed your apartheid father in 1994. Nelson Mandela rocks!
- UAEball - Can Into Skyscrapers like me. Your airline Emirates are of BEST!!! He hired my pilots because not many people want to travel with my Malaysia Airlines. But why you started being friends with that koyak Kosher? Nvm, my king likes him so I don't really care much meh but remember 4-0 because he defeated me in WC qualifiers! Why yuo buy so many supercars but never actually drive them fast?
- Ukraineball - Don't worry buddy, I recognize Crimeaball as yours instead of Russiaball's. Btw Upin's hair look kind of the same as your trademarked Zaporozhian Cossacks' haircut. Sadly, most of my dumb, easily manipulated younger generation doesn't know that you are different than Rossiya, heck, many of them doesn't even know you exist. Khay zyve vil'na Ukraina! (
Also since he's basically a reverted version of my son, might as well anschluss him)
- Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football (
not always)! His children likes my show Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy. Many of you people are in my clay, and probably vice versa. We had a love-hate relationship since the beginning of time. Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now. Hooray! And why you build building of taller than mine? It no matter I make taller building in my skyscraper heaven hehe. No, stupid 2 to 1!!! (if yuo know yuo know)
- BRICSbricks - All of my best friends there. South Africa is kinda similar to me and btw, thanks to Russia for letting me into space but stop bullying NATOball! He did nothing to you!!
Berkecuali( بركچوالي ) / Neutral
- Armeniaball - I really don't know him but he's not my Enemy-stan and I still liked you anyways. And thanks for giving me a hotel and a street to Penangball that still likes you. He went to Yerevan for WCIT 2019.
Because I'm still okay with you, why not make a village in my clay as that frogleg lover did? You used to have one here.I love yuor culture actually, can't wait to visit Khor Virap and eating khorovats with you. (Should I make a mosque on top of a hill?)
- Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries who recognized his independence. Most of your foreign workers were Bengali who can speak Malay. Also I'm one of the largest investors in my clay and gave him Protons. But stop turning my clay into BENGALASIA!! ALSO, DO NOT PHANTOM VOTE ON MY ELECTIONS, IT'S FOR LOCALS ONLY!!
Of course you once voted for stupid Barisan bcos they paid you but stop it...also, why am I so blind to see that yuo have a great culture, and incredible wildlife?
- Iranball - A good friend whom I have trade relations despite USA's Sanctions. I had a historical relationship with him and some of my rulers were of partial or full Persian descent. My language also borrowed some words from yours. But Stop promoting Shia Islam to me and my bro's clay!
Do it to Thailandball instead.
- Philippinesball - A Great clay for tourism, but we should be fine. We have love-hate relationships. She is another one of my siblings (Austronesian family). Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join? Oh, I can see that Marawi is attacked by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself and Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dump migrants onto my clay, I don't want another pigdog, I heard Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, FUCK OFF PIGNOY!! SABAH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE, YA HEAR ME?! But I think were fine now she is also my rightful trading partner. Also, we're related culturally. MAPHILINDO stronk! Sad thing is, my younger generation don't give a f*ck about that. I thought I was the selfie capital of the world until I learned more about her social life.
I never thought that Bella Poarch was a Filipino...
- Qatarball - We don't have much problems to deal with as we had trade relations, also an Arabball, But AL-JAZEERA, STOP MAKING THOSE FAKE NEWS ABOUT ME!!! Thank yuo for being locked up in Lockdown documentary, we don't like your media mostly. Honestly, I don't want to put you on my enemies list. Apologize now,
- Macauball - Macau Adidas Hijau, just like your flag. (Do you get the joke?) But stop scamming my people!! ALSO FIND BACK JHO LOW!!! Other than that, I appreciate your culture, we both for some time, were under Portugis rule.
- Liberiaball - I thought he was a flag stealer, But he is USAball's son which makes me his uncle so let's be neutral btw.
- Malawiball - Nearly an African name stealer, but we both like tea, so lets be neutral.
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - I don't know him that much but his "birthday" is also at 31 August. And he's slightly similar to India. Does Tobago mean Tobacco?
- Dead Commie - Why did yuo make me do this!? Yuor helping the traitor so everybody around can watch yuo die! Think Soviet, think! Yuo will not live forever for your family, friends and everyone you love on this Bumi, you died when the Cold War finishes already! Everybody and everything you know will soon be gone! Because yuo need to know what your thinking yuor doing! But he did stress out bapak until he had no choice to give me independent, but I visit him at Moscow too... Heh? (Starts singing Moskau song)
- Mongoliaball - I know it's getting old, but I didn't mean to murder Altantuyaa. PLS DON'T ANSCHLUSSS ME!! I'll punish my evil policemen who did this thing... At least Najib is gone now. Malacca Sultanate and Mongol Empire stronk! Imagine if my music was fused with yuor music. That'll shook the world.
- Myanmarball - Look man, I don't want to fight yuo because we're part of ASEAN right? But I can't accept Rohingya's refugees anymore. What did they do to you? STOP REMOVING KEBAB
OR I WILL CLAIM ALL YOUR LANDS ALL THE WAY TO PUTAO
(Because I secretly want a portion of Himalaya (otherwise my name wouldn't make sense, aka, Indus syndrome), also, am I sounding a bit medieval again?)!!! YA HEAR ME?! Also I'm better than you at e-sports (maybe).
- Serbiaball - STOP REMOVING KEBAB AND PLAYING THAT EARRAPE MUSIC, GAH!!!
(Meanwhile my artists produced obscure music that resonated to no one outside SE Asia)But yuo forgave Bosnia and Herzegovina? Aight, I'll forgive you back. But I still recognize Kosovoball, he can't be yours either. At least he is not that stupid Kosher.
- Somaliaball - I mean we agree, we love Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball and he is a good Arab friend and we have diplomatic relations but..... Remember the black hawk. If your evil pirates attack me one more time, I will fucking kill your wrecked shithole with my BARE HANDS!!! REMOVE PIRATES!!! But other then that we're OKAY. His girls are pretty too!
and a future alternative to Thai girls
- Pattaniball - I'm Sorry, You're part of Thailandball. Even you are technically Nusantara. And I will not recognize your potential independence. But still, if something like the Masjid Kerisik (Krue Se Mosque,
Siamized version of Malay name is funny) raid happens, maybe I'll back yuo. (Maybe even gib yuo independence, or, hey, let's join papa Malaysia. Kelantan and Terengganu awaited yuo for a long time...)
- Various Unrecognized Countryballs - Only my health minister recognises yuo (Except Wakanda and Molossia, I guess).
Musuh-musuh( موسوه٢ ) / Enemies
- #IsraelKoyak - He didn't do anything mean to me directly since my independence from UKball. Honestly, I don't really hate the Jews, BUT PLEASE STOP BULLYING PALESTINEBALL OR ELSE I WON'T NORMALIZE TIES WITH YOU! As long as you're a friend with USAball, BUT YOU WON'T BE MY FRIEND!!!
- Angolaball - HOW DARE YOU BAN ISLAM AND HATINGS MY FRIENDS!!!
- Cyprusball - GO FIND BACK JHO LOW!!! IF YOU DON'T,
- Hezbollahball - FAKE ISRAEL HATER!!! YOU ARE JUST A SHIA TOOL!!! I'M GLAD I DESIGNATED YOU AS A TERRORIST!!
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - HARAM JADAH!! BAKA HARAM!!! REMOVE HOMOSEX, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN MY CLAY!!! ALSO SWIM BACK TO AUSTRALIA IF YOU CAN, HE EVEN WON'T ACCEPT YOU!!! I'm not like these kebabs that hangs or throw stones at you,
But I'll ROTAN you instead!!!
- Republika Srpskaball - FAKE COUNTRY!!! GO BACK TO BOSNIA!!! YUO ARE OF RIGHTFUL BOSNIAN CLAY!!! I'M GLAD THAT ME AND MY BROTHER FINALLY KILLED YUO WITH MY BUDDIES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - IF YOU EVER THINK I WANTED TO KILL THE JEWS, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG. I HAVE PROOF THAT YOU ARE A KEBAB REMOVER TOO! ENJOY YOUR NICE LIFE IN HELL F*CKER!!!
- Donetsk People's Republicball - NEVER FORGET MH17 YOU WAR CRIMINAL!!! Really, do I ever interfere in your matters to the point that you think that my plane is your enemy's plane? No, UNTIL NOW! ALSO GO BACK TO UKRAINE!! Donetsk is actually a pretty good city tho.
- Crazy guy - Why you kept blaming me for Kim Jong Nam's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you knew it! But It wasn't me or Vietnam who killed your leader's half brother. YOU EVEN FRAMED VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IN MY CLAY!!! OH, SO YOU WANT TO CUT TIES WITH ME? FINE, I DON'T CARE, GET OUT OF MY CLAY RIGHT NOW!! YOU KNOW WHAT? SOUTH KOREA BEST KOREA!!!
- Crimeaball - YOU ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY AND THAT'S FINAL!!! AND HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SON'S FLAG, AND STOP CALLING HIM FILIPINO YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! But besides, you have a rich history and colorful culture, just like me. BUT DON'T CALL MY SON THAI!!!
Or else... wkwkwkwk
- Chin Peng - BABI KOMUNIS!!! NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLAY TRAITOR... EVEN YOUR ASHES!!! EVEN PERAKBALL HATES YUO FOR RAVAGING HIM!!! AT LEAST LAI TECK IS BETTER THAN YOU, HE'S THE BEST COMMUNIST UNLIKE YOU, YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANY OTHER COMMIES!!!
- Emmanuel Macron - WTF?! YUO ARE AN ISLAMPHOBIC DISGRACE!!! LIBERTY DOESN'T MEAN YUO CAN INSULT RELIGIONS!
NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY CYBERTROOPERS! Ta mère est verte!
6ball- YUO IS THE REASON MY PLANE VANISHED, REMOVE LITTLE GREEN IDIOTS
- Molossiaball - WTF LAH NAME STEALER??? WHY YUO WANT TO ANSCHLUSS ALL OF YUOR "FLAG STEALERS"?? WHAT IS YUOR PROBLEM LAH???
Babi-Babi!!!!! (أسوأ أعداء على الإطلاق) / Worst enemies ever!!!!!
Nazi 2.0- YOU FRICKIN' NAZIMONSTER!!! WHAT IN THE NAJIS HAPPEN TO OUR FTA?! YOU JUST BANNED MY PALM OIL AND MY BRO'S NICKEL! My Bapak deserved to leave you! WHY YUO DO THIS WE"RE BOTH ORIGINALY ARE KAWAN-KAWAN WHY REMOVE SANCTIONS AND UNBAN MY PALM OIL RIGHT NOW!!!!!
- Roanoke Colonyball - Who the hell are you lah? Some creepypasta character who appears only in my nightmares?
- Union of South Africaball - REMOVE APARTHIED!!! DEFEND OOGAA BOOGA! HE IS EVEN WORSE THAN ISRAELCUBE! AND WHY YUO LEFT COMMONWEALTH?! EVEN UKBALL HATES YUO. I'M GLAD THAT HE DIED!!! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL APARTHEID CRIMINAL, AND ALSO DON'T COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or else bad things will happen to! you......
- ISISball -
YOU ARE OF
FAKE KEBAB, JUST A BRAINDEAD JIHADIST!!!!!! Before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?? SO REMOVE TERRORISM FROM THE PREMISES OR ME AND EVERYONE WILL REMOVE YUO UNTIL THE EDGE OF THE EARTH!!! AND STOP MAKING THE WORLD HATING ISLAM, YUO FAKE JIHADIST!!! BECAUSE OF YUO, YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON NON-KEBABS COUNTRYBALLS MOSTLY THINK THAT ISLAM IS AN EXTREMIST RELIGION WHEN THE PROBLEM IS NOT ISLAM BUT YUORSELF!!!!!*turns into a non-stop talking true Islamic scholar*
Carrie Lam - WHAT THE FUCK LAH? YOU MONSTER DICTATOR !! OUR FORMER PRIME MINISTER TOLD YUO TO FUCKING RESIGN!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH XI JINPING, YUO'RE THE ONE THAT MADE HONGKONGERS VIOLATE THEIR CITY!! YUO ALSO CORRUPTED THE POLICE!! WE WANT YUO TO RESIGN, RIGHT, NOW!!!!! Although I don't support the protests except the lolbert milk-tea-alliance wannabes.
- George Soros - MAHATHIR WAS RIGHT!!! YUO'RE NOT ONLY MANIPULATING THE CURRENCIES, YUO ALSO MANIPULATING THE MEDIA!!! Freakin' Magyar intruder! 1997 FINANCIAL CRISIS WAS STARTED BY YUO!!! BERSIH, BAR COUNCIL, MERDEKA CENTER AND MALAYSIAKINI WAS FUNDED BY YUO!!! REMOVE SOROS REMOVE!!!!!!!!!
- Soekarno - My worst nightmare ever, SCREW U "ANTI COLONIALIST" IMPERIALIST. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY MY ABANG HATE ME. YOU INVADE ME UNDER ACCUSATION OF "PUPPET OF INGGERIS" BUT IN REALITY YOU WANT MY OIL!!!! REMEMBER 1963-1966!!!!!! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL
States and Territories
Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)
- Kuala Lumpurball - Home of the twin towers. Future of KL118 & the
T-RexTun Razak Exchange. The best place to go sight-seeing a Ferrari (why do Malaysians suck at saying foreign brand names? Anyway)
- Putrajayaball - Second Capital, Home of the government and the prime ministers. Has a great man-made lake and futuristic architecture. Nice mosques too. He is a role-model and are usually twinned with Sejongball.
- Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap cigars, liquors and CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! MMM. Tax-free haven. Also has a cemetery dedicated for some WWII heroes.
- Selangorball - The most urbanized state. Also the most populous one, and the richest. One of his mosques has the biggest dome in the world! The coastal port of Klang is currently the country's main port. His clay can get very crowded in some places, while being completely empty on other places. Has the only major track in all of Malaysia, the Sepang Circuit, ya ever heard of it? (
This is the reason why Malaysians race on the streets and install some Jahannam mods to their cars, there is not enough tracks for Malaysians to test their cars and to know more about actual good mods to install, not just some taped spoilers that allegedly produce an elephant's weight of downforce but are also vulnerable.)
- Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here, in fact, he's probably named after the Malay word for
poop(berak)silver(perak). His rulers are of direct Malacca Sultanate descent. He creates the innovative clay container known as labu sayong. Makes good Gongpian too. Makes good chicken rice too. His royal capital has the beautiful Ubudiah Mosque. The city of Teluk Intan (Diamond Bay), formerly known as Teluk Anson (Anson Bay), has a leaning tower called Menara Condong (literally means 'Leaning Tower' in Malay), similar to Pisa's. Pulau Pangkor is very nice, it has the ruins of a Dutch fort (remains from when the Dutch flee the island after being attacked by locals, who said Malays are weak?)
- Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches, a long bridge and a verdant hill. Some people actually think that learning how to drive in his clay will make you a great driver, although this is unjustified. Once part of Kedahball, he was the first Malaysian state to go under British rule, in 1786. Even today there are statues of Francis Light in his capital.
- Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia that was Anschlussed by Portuguese in 1511 (actually he almost totally rekt Portugis, but he got backstabbed by one of his ministers), now he still remembers his former glory. A tourist magnet. Has many relics from the ancient times such as the A'Famosa fortress and a replica of the wrecked Portuguese flagship vessel, the Flor de la Mar (The Flower of The Sea).
- Kelantanball - Has a very catchy accent of Malay. Loves his animals, especially his mousedeers. He loves playing wau, a really big kite handcrafted by himself, and can take on many shapes and forms, but the most well-known (and possibly the biggest and the most striking) one is Wau Bulan (Moon), shaped like a crescent. He even wrote a song about it (eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, teraju tiga...). Can into female leadership during the good old days. Many tribes live in his interiors. Best buds with Terengganuball. Almost everything is the same between them - both have great folk music, both have Islamic-oriented leadership,
both have beautiful girls, just like Thailandballboth can be hit hard by floods (though Kelantanball usually takes more pain because his heartlands are not as mountainous as Terengganuball's, but he has more tourists anyway), both use the Jawi writing system more frequently than other states, both have a quite similar accent, both have beautiful beaches, both has beautiful, mountainous countrysides (safe for that big lake Terengganu owns, oh yeah, Terengganu also hugs most of the coast), both has a history crafted from the up north, both have been under Siamese rule, both are pious kebabs, both have delicious foods, and the list goes on. But, according to legend, there is a hiccup in their relationship. see Terengganuball
- Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice. As someone to draw a picture of Kedah's countryside, and they'll likely to include vast paddy fields in the foreground, maybe with a traditional Malay house, a coconut tree, or a stream, with hills in the horizon. He's known for being the 'rice bowl' of Malaysia, the rice capital of Malaysia. His rice has gone global. Another catchy accent of Malay, known as 'the Northern speak' is spoken here. He owns Langkawiball, a nice, big island and a tax-free haven. He still remembers his glorious old days, when he was a major port in Southeast Asia, with global relationships. Now he wants to build a new track, because him and the boys aren't satisfied with mountain tracks alone.
- Terengganuball - I HUGGED THE EAST COAST!!! Loves the Jawi writing system. His most famous artifact is a slab of stone from the ancient times that signified his acceptance of Islam (he is the first one to do so). Yet another catchy accent of Malay is here, which is quite similar,but quite different (wat?) to Kelantan's accent. His Pasar Payang (Payang Bazaar) is still one of the most well-known bazaars in the country. Also loves his turtles, beaches and islands (he owns almost all the islands on the East Coast). Has the biggest man-made lake in ASEAN (Kenyir Lake). Legend has it that Terengganu and Kelantan once had a chicken fight over who should rule the land between their respective clays, a.k.a, Besutball. Long story short, Terengganu wins and got to keep Besut. Yes, it's not clear if this actually happened, but still, it's a good story.
- Perlisball - Nothing much other than it's close to Thailandball, and for being the smallest state. Amazing limestone formations and caves are found here. Speaks a slightly harder version of Kedahball's accent. Northernmost state (into the unknooooooooooooownnnnnn). Used to be friends with Sadaoball until the latter came under direct Siamese rule. Yeah, he's not Ukraine. Far from it.
Also, dengan nama tuhan, please don't call him Thai.
- Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and casinos, delicious tempoyak, a very big and broad river (the largest in the peninsula), the National Park, Siti Nurhaliza (greatest singer, change my mind) Bera Lake, Chini Lake (with a legend stating that there's a dragon living at the bottom of the lake, similar to the Nessie lore), nothing much. Genting is of in Pahang not from Singapore wannabe Selangor. Has the highest mountains in the Peninsula. Best state for sea fishing, many sailfishes and other big game fish in his waters. The same territory also houses the wrecks of two British WWII warships.
- Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy. His unique culture is the result of a mix between local traditions and customs with Minangkabau traditions and customs brought by Minangkabau explorers from the Pagaruyung Sultanate in what is now West Sumatra (Malay and Minangkabau people, best friends! Our languages are pretty intelligible to each other, but he has some weird spelling). You may know about his royal palace, the majestic Seri Menanti Palace, in a setting that's frankly, quite similar to the Pagaruyung Palace back in Sumatra. Also, best spicy food and smoked duck you'll taste in your entire life.
- Johorball - Tringaporean wannabe? Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart. (That's nice.) Leads other states in football. Calls himself the 'Southern Tiger'. And he (probably) has the handsomest boys and prettiest girls in the country. There's a legend stemming from his highest mountain, Gunung (Mountain) Ledang about a beautiful princess that once offered crazy demands to the ruler of Malacca Sultanateball in order to marry her, which he ultimately refused because the craziest part of her demands includes the blood of his own son. He is very rich too. He is good in football too, although lately Terengganu is catching up to him.
Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)
- Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doesn't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent some time. Anyway, don’t worry bcs you both are currently developing right now. They can into oil and timber, and, TOURISM! Biggest state.and edible worms, !
- Sabahball -
WORST COVID-19 INFECTED IN MALAYSIA!!!But not anymore.Formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. BUT DONT ABDUCT MY NORTH BORNEO CHILDREN PLS!!! Also, pls stay in Malaysia. Don't be like Crimea!!!
or else my money would be wasted bcs of developing yuo & Sarawakball
Former and Proposed
- Tringapore - Kicked out by mistake, oops
actually he was too much china and had to be removed. We both have our ways. Stay strong, rich bro.
- Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother. Your rulers have so much exotic cars, we only had like, 1 exotic car per 10000 cars on the road (I will make a supercar one day to beat Italy, Germany and Britain's asses). Got separated in two by Limbangball. (gib oil and money).
I'll be back someday later
- Kuala Lumpurball- My greatest invention ever. This place has the largest population in my clay. Kuala Lumpur can into skyscrapers.
- Putrajayaball -
de facto capital. Planned City and my administrative centre. He is a role-model and twinned with Sejongball.