Malaysiaball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Thailandball and Bruneiball to the North, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to the South. The country is divided into 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajayaball, Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,724 square miles, making him the 66th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 33 million inhabitants.
Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEANball, the Commonwealth, and the OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN member like every other country.
His national day is on August 31.
In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.
Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.
Since 1771, UKball started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.
Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.
Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.
In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.
With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKball, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.
Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and in 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.
In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKball where he implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).
In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.
On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy because of this.
On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional ("National Wastage") coalition
(which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957.
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- Albaniaball - Good Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya.
- Armeniaball - I like you Armenia. I send you a gift, your brand new hotel for you to relax. Wish I could help you to recognize your genocide by Donmehs! I know Young Turk kebabs did your genocide. I support you against Azerbaijan!
- Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries that reconized his independence.
- Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend. He gives us weapons and aid against covid-19. Better than USAball, he teaches us to contain the virus very well. Tun Mahathir and Xi Jinping are friends and allies. Love you always! And we both hate curry Indiaball. YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT TO MY ECONOMY. CHINESE MELAYUS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US BECAUSE OF BUMIPUTERA POLICY! WE NEED YOU IN SPORTS, ECONOMY AND BUSINESS TO SURVIVE .
- Hungaryball - TV2
- New Zealandball - Umm... brother Kiwi... hey please don't cry Christchurch was not your fault... Please don't cry, you going make me of cry as well.
- Japanball - I let his waifu entertaining into my clay. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally.
- Kosovoball - Yuo can into freedom! keep on removing rakiya!!
- Macauball - Macau hijau, just like your flag. (get it?)
- NATOball - Good friends ov mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and Bosnia killer.
- Palestineball - I feel bad for you bro. You should be independent. I mean
I don't hate Jewish peoplebut Israelcube is being mean to U.
- Polandball - Happy 100 anniversary! KURWA BROTHERS!
- South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, cool. But some of us don't.
- Thailandball - He is of good frand and fellow friend, despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along. He is real nice bro, my true friend. BUT GIB AID! His girls are quite pretty and good lah.
- Hong Kongball - We are pignoy removers. Also Tringapore's twin lah. However he rebels against Chinaball but I don't care lah, we are rich. Hope you can into remove those OFWs and thanks for calling Sabah to be my state!
- Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both sends students to each other. Despite of supporting countries that i do not of necessary like, we still can be kawan
- Turkeyball - Defend kebab! Also pls dont do anything to Armeniaball.
- Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with Americans especially in Battle of Mogadish.
- Russiaball - Thanks for letting me into space. Altought, I recognize Crimeaball as Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and he sent the first Malaysian into space in 2007.
- BRICSbricks - All my bff's in there. South Africa and Brazil similar to me and btw, Thx Russia for letting me into space and stop of bullyingNATOball
- Bruneiball - Another of my brothers! Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it? One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur.
- Taiwanball - many Malaysian nationals live in his clay, Our famous singers like Guang Liang got famous here. BUT EWWWW HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT WELCOME IN MY COUNTRY!!! ITS GROSS, AND EWW (FAINTS) Also terima kasih for taking care of Namewee during of dark years of Najib.Also we are friends of China soo......
- Tringapore - my relative and also a friendly rival and we share excellent relations forever. We had our days.. but HELP ME PLEASE OR I'LL GO BROKE!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. IN EXCHANGE I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES!
- Indonesiaball - Brother, friendly rival, and a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love visit his clay, see my doctor son, and also his TV shows, and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin). But stop claiming my culture as your own! Ironically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people come here to work as migrant workers for greater wages and AND I don't TORTURE THEM Wkwkwkwkwkwk. Control yuor smog and forest fire problems plox. ALSO 1963-1965 NEVER FORGET!.
- Ukraineball - Don't worry, I recognize Crimeaball as your land instead of Russiaball's. But i still dont fogive you after you shot down one of my planes
so pay me back plox
- UKball - Bapa, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!!! How dare you insult mighty Malaysian rendang, what of kind is krispy rendang? Is of like saying we should deep fry tea bag, and I still not going to forgive you, what happen back than when Empire of Japanball invade, you coward! Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?!
- Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football! Likes Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy But you of also collaborate with Indomie to ruin my relationship wib North Korea! Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now.
- Commie Freak-FUCK YOU COMMIE!!! YOU MADE MALAYAN COMMIES AGAINST ME!!! LUCKY UKball and USAball buddies removed YOU!!! I BET YOU LIKED MY AIRCRASHES!!! STUPID SOVIET SHITbut he did stress out UK until he have no choice give me independent and I visit him at Moscow too....heh...
- USAball - Please don't ban Muslims. Even though we train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT, no choice lah. Remove Trump! HE IS UNCIVIL TOWARDS COVID 19. Now that Mahathir is no longer PM, I think we can normalize our relationship.
- North Koreaball - Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leaders half brothers. IT WAS VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IDIOTS DID IN MUH CLAY SO THIS HAPPENS.
- Philippinesball - I really don't know, but we should be fine. I think that he is another one of my relatives in terms of ethnicity. Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join. Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go home, were fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another Pigdog. I heared Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, REMOVE BALUT FROM THE PREMISES AND FUCK OFF PIGNOY!!!! SABAH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!
- Indiaball - Stop killing people in Kashmir!! And how dare you to ruin my economy because I oppose your new law!! -I'LL DECLARE WAR ON YOU WITH DIMSUM!!!- Remove Modi!!! Oh wait, now that my country is under new management, maybe we can reopen our trade again. Also stop accusing me of being racist towards your people in my country!
- Covid-19 (Novel Coronavirus) - OH MY GOD LAH! NOT WUHAN AGAIN!!!! THE VIRUS KILL MY PEOPLE!!!! Dr. Noor Hisham Abdullah WILL KILL YOU, I FUCKING SWEAR.
- Canadaball - Take back your unrecyclable plastics please... ~ I'm trying to keep our relation in good terms but i am not of your dumpsite!
- Liberiaball - FLAG STEALER SCREW YOU!!!
- Qatarball - Stop making fake news against me!!!
- Dr. Mahathir Mohammad: Sorry lah, we had to make you resign.
- ISISball - Islamic extremist, before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?SO REMOVE TERRORISM OR ME AND Everyone WILL REMOVE YUO UNTIL THE EDGE OF EARTH
- Israelcube - REMOVE KOSHER! NO ANY DEPLOMATIC FOR YUO!LOOK MY PASSPORT! NEVER BEING GOOD WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! Really, why cant you just give Palestine independence?
- Republika Srpskaball - YOU IS OF FAKE COUNTRY!!! IS OF RIGHTFUL BOSNIAN CLAY!!! I KILLED YOU WITH MY BUDDIES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!
- MH370 - They stole my plane: '( MH370 (sob) I HOPE Chinaball WILL FUCK YOU!!!
States and Territories
Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)
- Kuala Lumpurball - Twin towers. Future of KL118
- Putrajayaball - Home of the government.
- Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap ciggies,liquors and CHOCLATE!!!!!!!!!
- Selangorball - Most urbanized state.
- Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here.
- Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches and a verdant hill.
- Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia, now he still remember his former glory.
- Kelantanball - The strength of Kebab is strong in this one. Can into football too.
- Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice.
- Terengganuball - A lot of oil here.
- Perlisball - Nothing much.
- Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and [casinos|https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genting_Highlands] nothing else. Genting is of in Pahang not from Singapura wannabe Selangor.
- Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy
- Johorball - Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart
Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)
- Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doen't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. (Treason) They can into oil an timber.and edible worms! </s>
- Sabahball - They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. I am talking to you Philippines!
- Indonesiaball don't stealing my region OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS WHOLE KALIMANTAN !
Former and Proposed
- Tringapore - Kicked out by mistake. We both have our ways
- Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother.
Malaysiaball speaks in Bahasa Malaysia, but it also can speak in 136 different languages other than that. Malaysiaball also speaks Bahasa Rojak, which mixes 3 or 4 languages in a sentence. Some of the quotes spoken are:
- Betul betul betul!
- "Kita再来anschluss新加坡 aok aok aok, Brunei 你watch out macha."
- "Lah lah Lepak lah aok aok aok"
- "Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu"
Rumah Sakit korban lelaki"
- "Malaysia Boleh!
- "Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama
jadi shuttlecockbercantum juga"
- "Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian
cukai pendapatantidak berguna"
- "Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan raja kita selamat bertakhta"
that's the national anthem LOL
- "Wei macha, today apa mau makan, manok pansoh ok tak?" (We mix 5 languages in this)
- "Benda boleh gaduh, buat apa bincang?"
...and many more other
mencarut not-so-vulgar sentences.