or Malaysiaku is a countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Thailandball and Bruneiball to the North, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to the South. The country is divided into 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajayaball, Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,613 square miles (330,803 Square Kilometers), making him the 66th largest country in the world. As end of 2020, he maintains a population of about 33.10 million inhabitants.
Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEANball, the Commonwealth, and the OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN member like every other country.
His national day is on August 31st and founding day on September 16th.
In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.
Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.
Since 1771, UKball started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.
Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.
Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.
In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.
With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKball, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.
Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and on 9 August 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.
In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKball where he implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).
In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.
On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy because of this.
On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional ("National Wastage") coalition
(which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957.
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- Albaniaball - Great Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya.
- Azerbaijanball - Brother Turkeyball, i liked your history and culture. We are both members of G77. I'm looking forward for more business opportunities in your clay. I support you on Karabakh issue. Also I support peace for Caucusus plox.
- Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries that recognized his independence. Thanks for yuo
illegalworkers. My cars are in yuo Extraction movie.
- Canadaball - THANKS FOR CLEANING UP THE unrecyclable plastics ~ I'm trying to keep our relation in good terms but i am not of your dumpsite!
- Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend. He gives us weapons and aid against covid-19. Better than USAball, he teaches us to contain the virus very well. Tun Mahathir and Xi Jinping are friends and allies. Love you always! And we both hate curry Indiaball. YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT TO MY ECONOMY. CHINESE MELAYUS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US BECAUSE OF BUMIPUTERA POLICY! WE NEED YOU IN SPORTS, ECONOMY AND BUSINESS TO SURVIVE.
BUT WHY DID YOU DENY US A GOLD OLYMPIC MEDAL MORE THAN ONCE?
- Hungaryball - TV2.
how can I learn your language?
- New Zealandball - Umm... brother Kiwi... hey please don't cry Christchurch was not your fault... Please don't cry, you going make me of cry as well...
- Franceball - Thanks for the warships, weapons and luxury stuff. I liked your Croissants and Macarons.
- Ghanaball - (Meme country) Thanks yuo!! Now my airline can die in Peace. (Coffin Dance)
- Japanball - I let his waifu entertaining into my clay. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally. I liked anime too
- Kosovoball - Yuo can into freedom! keep on removing rakiya!!
- Macauball - Macau hijau, just like your flag. (get the joke?)
- NATOball - Good friends of mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and Bosnia killer.
- Palestineball - I feel bad for you bro. You should be independent. I mean
I don't hate Jewish peoplebut Israelcube is being mean to U. I want to go to Rawabi city and buy yuo olive oil.
- Polandball - Happy 100 anniversary! KURWA BROTHERS!!
- South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, cool. But some of us don't. Thanks for your CHALLENGE NOODLES.
- Thailandball - He is of good frand and fellow friend, despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along. He is real nice bro, my true friend. BUT GIB AID! His girls are quite pretty and good lah.
- Hong Kongball - Is of Tringapore's twin lah. However he rebels against Chinaball but I don't care lah, we are rich. Last year I told Carrie Lam to resign., unfortunately she didn't.
- Switzerlandball - Thanks for giving us Milo ice and Maggi goreng.
- Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both sends students to each other. Despite of supporting countries that i do not of necessary like, we still can be kawan. Your dates are the best! Make it all year long.
- Turkeyball - Another Brother. Defend kebab! Also thank you for helping me build my Deftech armored vehicles. I would like to buy your Altay tanks in future. I'm also friends with Azerbaijanball. I manage your Sabiha Gocken Airport in Istanbul.
- Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with Americans especially in Battle of Mogadish. I sold my Proton cars to you. I know you have problem with Indiaball but both of yuo can into my friends.
- Russiaball - Thanks for letting me into space. Although, I recognize Crimeaball as Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and he sent the first Malaysian into space in 2007. Thanks for yuo Sukhois.
- BRICSbricks - All my bff's in there. South Africa and Brazil similar to me and btw, Thx Russia for letting me into space and stop of bullying NATOball.
- Bruneiball - Another of my brothers! Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it? One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur. Thanks for not wanting Limbang anymore.
- Taiwanball - many Malaysian nationals live in his clay, Our famous singers like Guang Liang got famous here.
BUT EWWWW HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT WELCOME IN MY COUNTRY!!! ITS GROSS, AND EWW (FAINTS)Also thanks for taking care of Namewee during of dark years of Najib. Also you can into Sinitic and Austronesian like me so you're not an enemy. We drink boba tea like crazy.
- Tringapore - my relative and also a "friendly" rival and we share excellent relations forever. We had our days.. but HELP ME PLEASE OR I'LL GO BROKE!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. IN EXCHANGE I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES!
- Indonesiaball - Brother, friendly rival, and a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love visit his clay, see my doctor son, and also his TV shows, and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin). But stop claiming my culture as your own! Ironically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people come here to work as migrant workers for greater wages and AND I don't TORTURE THEM Wkwkwkwkwkwk. ALSO STOP CLAIMING SARAWAK! ITS MINE! Oh, you don’t anymore? Control yuor smog and forest fire problems plox. ALSO I will ALWAYS REMEMBER THE KONFRONTASI OF 1963-1965!!!
- Ukraineball - Don't worry, I recognize Crimeaball as your land instead of Russiaball's. But i still dont fogive you after you shot down one of my planes
so pay me back dumb.
- UKball - Dad, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!!! How dare you insult mighty Malaysian rendang, what of kind is krispy rendang? Is of like saying we should deep fry tea bag or fish and tikka masala, and I still not going to forgive you, what happen back than when Empire of Japanball invade, you coward! Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?! Oh nvm, were still good. Maybe Ramsay will call you an Idiot Sandwich.
- Liberiaball IRL - We don't have problems IRL, it's just that you stole my flag!!!
- Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football! Likes Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy. There are many of you people settling my clay. Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now. Hooray!
- Commie Freak - FUCK YOU COMMIE!!! YOU MADE MALAYAN COMMIES AGAINST ME!!! LUCKY UKball and USAball buddies removed YOU!!! I BET YOU LIKED MY AIRCRASHES!!! STUPID SOVIET SHITbut he did stress out UK until he have no choice give me independent and I visit him at Moscow too....heh...
- Armeniaball - Is not my Enemystan. I still liked you, but plox return Nagorno-Karabakh clay to Azerbaijanball IMMEDIATELY to end that needless conflict. Stop Violating Ceasefire PLOX!!! I want you to make peace Azerbaijanball now. This is all UNball's idea. But, thanks for giving a hotel and a street in Penangball.
Shame for not settling in my clay anymore, Its mostly Chinese now. Your writing is like Thailandball's.
- USAball - Please don't ban Muslims. Even though we train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT, no choice lah. Remove Trump! HE IS UNCIVIL TOWARDS COVID 19. Your AFRICAN FLAG STEALING SON HATES ME! Please buy my oil palm and remove your sanctions. Your Karen even mistook my flag as ISISball American flag. That's why education is IMPORTANT! Also, we support George Floyd. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! REMOVE RACISM!!! Also, why we need visa to travel your clay while we give you 90 days visa-free? REMOVE VISA BIAS, GIVE US VISA WAVIER!!! (But mostly in RL, we are pretty good.)
- North Koreaball - Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leaders half brothers. YOU EVEN FRAMED VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IN MUH CLAY SO THIS HAPPENS.
- Philippinesball - Great clay for tourism but I really don't know, but we should be fine. she is another one of my siblings (austronesian family). Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join. Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go home, were fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another pigdog. I heard Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, REMOVE BALUT FROM THE PREMISES AND FUCK OFF PIGNOY!!!! SABAH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE! But I think were fine now.
- Indiaball - Now that my country is under new management, thanks for reopen our trade again. I hope you don't mind me being friends with Pakistanball too. Also stop accusing me of being racist towards your people in my country!
- Serbiaball - STOP REMOVING KEBAB OR PLAYING THAT EARRAPE MUSIC!!! But yuo no remove kebab anymore? Also forgiving Bosnia and Herzegovinaball? Ok, I'll forgive you but, I still support Kosovoball's freedom.
- Qatarball - ESPECIALLY AL-JAZERRA, STOP MAKING FAKE NEWS ABOUT ME!!! Thanks to yuo Locked up in Lockdown documentary, We don't like you. but honestly, I don't want to make any enemies anymore. Apologize plox.
- Covid-19 (Novel Coronavirus) - BAD NEWS EVERYONE! THIS VIRUS WILL LAST AT LEAST 2 MORE YEARS THANKS TO WUHAN!!!! THE VIRUS WILL KILL MY PEOPLE!!!! Dr. Noor Hisham Abdullah WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR.
- Liberiaball - FLAG STEALER SCREW YOU!!!
- : Actually You are the REAL FLAG Stealer!!! AND I HADE IT WAY BEFORE YOU DID I ADOPTED MINE'S IN 1847 WHILE YOU ADOPED YOU'RE IN 1963!! SO IF ANYTHING IT'S YOU WHO'S THE REAL FLAG STEALER NOT ME OR MY DAD!!!!! YOU IDOIT!!
- : LIAR!! YOU OF IRRELEVANT!!
- : SHUT UP!!! COPYCAT!!
- : YOU STOLE MY FLAG AND YOU KNOW IT!!
- : I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY I ADOPPTED IT FIRST IN 1847 AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- : NO I'M NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT YOU ARE THE FLAG SEALER!!
- : WELL YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR FLAG!! AND THAT WLL BE THE END OF IT!
- : I'M NEVER GONNA CHANGE IT NOW DEAL WITH IT!
- : CHANGE THE FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
- : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
- : COPYCAT!!!
- : IMERIALIST PUPPET
- : YOU BETTER PAUSE I AM NOT IMPERIALIST YOU STUPID IDOIT
- : STUPID YOURSELF!!
- : YOU ARE THE FLAG STEALER AND THATS FREAKING FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!
- : NO YOU ARE A FLAG STEALER!!!!!!!! SO SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- : WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOUR NOT GONNA CHANGE IT I WILL BURN IT!!!!!!!
- : OH YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!
- : Oh come on Not another aurgument!
- [P.S.: Actually, Malaysia and Liberia in RL are pretty cool. ]
- ISISball - Islamic extremist, before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?SO REMOVE TERRORISM OR ME AND Everyone WILL REMOVE YUO UNTIL THE EDGE OF EARTH!!!
- Israelcube - REMOVE KOSHER! NO ANY DEPLOMATIC FOR YUO!LOOK MY PASSPORT! NEVER BEING GOOD WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!GIB BACK RIGHTFUL KEBAB CLAY!!! Really, why can't you just give Palestine independence? Stop bullying him plox.
- Republika Srpskaball - YOU ARE A FAKE COUNTRY!!! IS OF RIGHTFUL BOSNIAN CLAY!!! I KILLED YOU WITH MY BUDDIES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!
- MH370 - They stole my plane: '( MH370 (sob, cry, of depress) I HOPE Chinaball WILL FUCK YOU!!!
- Crimeaball - YOU ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Carrie Lam - WHAT THE FUCK? YOU DICTATOR!! OUR FORMER PRIME MINISTER TOLD YUO TO FUCKING RESIGN!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH XI JINPING, YUO'RE THE ONE THAT MADE HONGKONGERS VIOLATE THEIR CITY!! YUO ALSO CORRUPTED THE POLICE!! WE WANT YUO TO RESIGN, RIGHT, NOW!!!!!! Although I don't support the protests.
States and Territories
Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)
- Kuala Lumpurball - Home of the twin towers. Future of KL118
- Putrajayaball - Home of the government and the prime ministers.
- Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap ciggies,liquors and CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! MMM
- Selangorball - Most urbanized state. Also the most populous one.
- Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here. He creates the innovative clay container known as labu sayong. Makes good Gongpian too. Makes good chicken rice too
- Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches and a verdant hill.
- Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia, now he still remember his former glory.
- Kelantanball - The strength of Kebab is strong in this one. Can into football too. Also has a very catchy accent of Malay. Loves his animals. Many tribes live in his interiors.
- Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice. Another catchy accent of Malay is spoken here. Also GO AWAY SIVAGANGA CLUSTER!!!
- Terengganuball - A lot of oil here. Yet another catchy accent of Malay is here. He is the first state to accept Islam. Also loves his turtles, beaches and islands.
- Perlisball - Nothing much other than it's close to Thailandball. Amazing limestone formations and caves are found here.
- Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and casinos, nothing else. Genting is of in Pahang not from Singapore wannabe Selangor. Has the highest mountains in the Peninsula.
- Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy
- Johorball - Tringaporean wannabe. Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart. Leads other states in football.
Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)
- Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doen't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. (Treason) They can into oil an timber.and edible worms! </s>
- Sabahball - They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. I am talking to you Philippines! DONT ABDUCT MY NORTH BORNEO CHILDREN PLS!!!
- Indonesiaball don't stealing my region OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS WHOLE KALIMANTAN ! (Indonesia: Haha good luck we have larger and stronger military than you)
Former and Proposed
- Tringapore - Kicked out by mistake, oops. We both have our ways
- Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother.(gib oilmoneys)
- Kuala Lumpurball- My greatest invention ever. This place has the largest population in my clay. Kuala Lumpur can into skyscrapers.
Malaysiaball speaks in Bahasa Malaysia, but it also can speak in 136 different languages other than that. Malaysiaball also speaks Bahasa Rojak, which mixes 3 or 4 languages in a sentence. Some of the quotes spoken are:
- Betul betul betul!
- "Kita再来anschluss新加坡 aok aok aok, Brunei 你watch out macha."
- "Lah lah Lepak lah aok aok aok"
- "Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu"
Rumah Sakit korban lelaki"
- "Malaysia Boleh!!!!!
- "Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama
jadi shuttlecockbercantum juga"
- "Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian
cukai pendapatantidak berguna"
- "Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan raja kita selamat bertakhta"
that's the national anthem LOL
- "Wei macha, today apa mau makan, manok pansoh ok tak?" (We mix 5 languages in this)
- "Benda boleh gaduh, buat apa bincang?"
- " Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga"
...and many more other
mencarut not-so-vulgar sentences.