Malaysiaball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Thailandball and Bruneiball to the North, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to the South. The country is divided into 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajayaball, Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,724 square miles, making him the 66th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 33 million inhabitants.
Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEANball, the Commonwealth, and the OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN member like every other country.
His national day is August 31.
In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.
Meanwhile in the borneo islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.
Since 1771, UKball started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.
Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.
Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was cancelled after the Anschluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.
In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.
With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKball, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.
Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and in 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.
In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese was growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKball where he implement a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, an economic apartheid. The Chinese was far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).
In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in economy had finally eased and ensure every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.
On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy because of this.
On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional ("National Wastage") coalition
(which it's name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957.
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- Albaniaball - Good Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya. KOSOVO IS ALBANIA!!!
- Armeniaball - I like you Armenia. I send you a gift, your brand new hotel for you to relax. Wish I could help you to recognize your genocide by STUPID DONMEHS! Also why you want to Remove Kebab? Of course I know Young Turk kebabs did your genocide.
- Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries that reconized his independence. Both of us hate The Serbia of Southeast Asia.BUT REMOVE BANGKALA WORKERS
- FSAball - Yuo can into freedom, keep on removing ISIS and Assad! I thought Yuo are terrorist?
- Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend. Gib weapons. But why yuo of claiming Spratly?
- Hungaryball- TV2
- New Zealandball -Umm..... abang NZ...….. hey please don't cry is not your fault....Please don't cry, you going make me crylah...Tolong abang NZ,jangan nangis…...please
- Japanball - I let his waifu entertaining into my clay. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally.
- Kosovoball - Yuo can into freedom! keep on removing rakiya!!
- Macauball - Macau hijau, just like your flag. (get it?)
- NATOball- Good friends ov mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and Bosnia killer.
- Palestineball - I feel bad for you bro. You should be independent. I mean I don't hate Jewish people or anything but Israelcube is being mean to U.
- Polandball - Happy 100 anniversary! KURWA BROTHERS!
- Tringapore - He is my relative and also a friendly rival, though the one who used to threaten the bumiputra's right. And now I also regret kicking him off Federation lah. HELP ME PLEASE OR I'LL ANSCHLUSS YUO
- South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, cool.
- Thailandball- He is of good frand and fellow friend that removes That Myanmarball, though he is still Buddhist, but he is real nice bro, my true friend. BUT GIB AID! His girls are quite pretty and good lah.
- Taiwanball - many Malaysian nationals live in his clay, please keep Namewee in yup clay!! BUT EWWWW HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT WELCOME IN MY COUNTRY!!! ITS GROSS, AND EWW (FAINTS)
- Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both sends students to each other. Unfortunately he is also friend with The damn Kebab remover and doesn't recognize Kosovoball but I still love this guy despite from that.
- Turkeyball - Defend kebab! Also pls dont do anything to Armeniaball.
- Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with Americans especially in Battle of Mogadish.
- Canadaball-Take Back Your Useless Ass Unrecyclable Piss Of Shit Plastics Please~ I'm trying to keep our relation in a good term but I'M NOT A THRASH BIN THAT YOU CAN THROW YOUR UNRECYCLABLE PLASTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Russiaball - Thanks for letting me into space. But recently, one of your soldiers may have committed huge war crime, Altought, I recognize Crimeaball as Ukrainian clay. We can be friends
- BRICSbricks- All my bff's in there. South Africa and Brazil similar to me and btw, Thx Russia for letting me into space and STOP BULLYING NATOball
- Bruneiball - Another of my relatives!!! Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it? One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur.
- USAball - Removes imposter kebabs. We train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT.BUT HOW DARE YOUR PEOPLE NOT NOTICE ME AN ONLY KNOW ME FOR AIRPLANE FAILURE ONE DAY YOU WILL SPLIT INTO PEICES YOU GOT THAT!? ALSO, YUO STOLE MY FLAG!BUT pls don't ban Muslims. He also help me to Fight Commie Infidels. One of my true friends.
- Indonesiaball - Brother, friendly rival, and a very complicated love-hate relationship. My people love visit his clay, see my doctor son, and also his TV shows and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin). BUT STOP CLAIMING IM YOUR CULTURE STEALER!! ALL CULTURE ORIGINALLY BELONGED TO ME!!! I EXISTES SINCE BC THAN URS! THE WORD MALAYA COME FROM MALAYALAM!!! I'M EXISTED IN BC AND YOURS INDO CREATED BY EUROPEANS!!!
UR NOT REALLY A COUNTRY THOUGHIronically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people come here to work as migrant workers for greater wages and AND I (don't) TORTURE THEM WKWKWKWKWKWK. Control yuor smog and forest fire problems plox. ALSO 1963-1965 NEVER FORGET! YOU STEALINGS POLAND'S FLAG?!. AND WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR WHINING ABOUT I STEAL FROM ANY COUNTRIES?! YOU REALLY INSULT ME BY CALLING "MALINGSIAL"? WELL I CALLING YOU "INDOGNESIAL" Then... ALSO YOU AND NGUYEN EMPIRE ARE THE ONE WHO KILLED NORTH KOREAN'S HALF BROTHER WHICH CAUSE A FAIL FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME AND NORTH KOREA! Sialan punya Indon! (I hope Dr M will fix our relationship. Thanks for protecting me from those natural disasters.)
- Philippinesball - I really don't know, but we should be fine. I think that he is another one of my relatives in terms of ethnicity. Hey, Sabahball is mine
, I paid themthey volunteered to join. Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go home, were fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another pigdog. I heared Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, REMOVE BALUT FROM THE PREMISES AND FUCK OFF PIGNOY!!!! SABAH IS FOREVER MINE!
- Ukraineball - Don't worry, I recognize Crimeaball as your land instead of Russiaball's
- UKball - Bapa, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!!! WILL REMOVE FOR MAKING FUN OF MALAYSIAN CULTURE AND CUISINE and I still not going to forgive you, what happen back than when Empire of Japanball invade!
- Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football! Likes Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy AND FUCK YOU AND INDOG FOR LETTING FAILURE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN ME AND NORTH KOREA!
- Empire of Japanball-I want say thanks, at same time 'I BENCI you' like thank you for opening my eyes and teach me what is independent like Asia for Asian peoples but giving away my abang and kakak to Thailandball as agreement and raping me, I STILL HAVE THE HICKEYS YOU LEFT ME but you were about to give my independent but was to late, when USAball drop the A-bomd.
- Commie Freak-FUCK YOU COMMIE!!! YOU MADE MALAYAN COMMIES AGAINST ME!!! LUCKY UKball and USAball buddies removed YOU!!! I BET YOU LIKED MY AIRCRASHES!!! STUPID SOVIET SHITbut he did stress out UK until he have no choice give me independent and I visit him at Moscow too....heh...
- Chetniksball - HEY YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!!! STOP BULLYING BOSNIA!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU WITH USA!!! TOO BAD YOUR LEADERS ARE IN CAPTIVITIES!!!! BURN IN HELL FUCKING PIG!!!!!
- Crimeaball - You stealings one of
my state's flag except you don't have mountain on your face. Well of course I would send you to Ukraineball,.
- ISISball - Fuckin' Imposter, before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?SO REMOVE TERRORISM OR ME AND Everyone WILL FUCK YOU UP SO DAMN HARD
- Israelcube - REMOVE KOSHER! NO ANY DEPLOMATIC FOR YUO!LOOK MY PASSPORT! NEVER BEING GOOD WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! Really, why cant you just give Palestine independence? I might even start to like you if you did that.
- Liberiaball- ARE YOU CLAIMING ME YOUR FLAG STEALER, YOU MORON? I GOT IT FROM East India Companyball's Flag. YUO STEAL THE FLAG FROM USAball. Pretty nice guy though deep down. He is also my nephew and Philippinesball's brother.
- Myanmarball - YUO OF SHITF**K INFIDEL!!! HOW DARE YOU KILLING ROHINGYAS YOU NAZI SWASTIKCOWARD!!! GIVE BUDDHISM A BAD REPUTATION!!! YOU SHOULD BE KICKED OUT FROM MEMBER!
- North Koreaball -
Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leaders half brothers.IT WAS VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IDIOTS DID IN MUH CLAY SO THIS HAPPENS. ALSO I HAVE GOOD TIES WITH USA SO GET LOST COMMUNIST! SOUTH KOREA, BEST KOREA!!!
- Republika Srpskaball - YOU IS OF FAKE COUNTRY!!! IS OF RIGHTFUL BOSNIAN CLAY!!! I KILLED YOU WITH MY BUDDIES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!
- Serbiaball - REMOVE SERBIAN POWER FROM OUR PREMISES!
- 6ball- They stole my plane: '( MH370 (sob) I HOPE `MURICA WILL FUCK YOU!!!
States and Territories
Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)
- Kuala Lumpurball - Twin towers. Future of KL118
- Putrajayaball - Home of the government.
- Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap chocolates
ciggies and liquors.
- Selangorball - Most urbanized state.
- Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here.
- Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches and a verdant hill.
- Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia, now he still remember his former glory.
- Kelantanball - The strength of Kebab is strong in this one. Can into football too.
- Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice.
- Terengganuball - A lot of oil here.
- Perlisball - Nothing much.
- Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and
casinosnothing else. Genting is of in Pahang not from Singapura wannabe Selangor.
- Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy
- Johorball - Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart
Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)
- Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us,
now they regret it. If he doen't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. (Treason) They can into oil an timber.and edible worms! Sabahball - They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. I am talking to you Philippines! Indonesiaball don't stealing my region OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS WHOLE KALIMANTAN !
Former and Proposed
- Tringapore - Kicked out because useless, now I regret it.
- Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother.
Maybe soon some provinces in Southern Thailand will join us, maybe not- Yuo of seeing nothings.
- Ming Dynastyball - Great Grandfather
- Qing Dynastyball - Grandfather
- Lanfang Republicball - Father
- UKball - Adoptive Father
- Republic of Chinaball - Uncle
- Bruneiball - Brother
- Indonesiaball - Brother
- Tringapore - Brother
- Australiaball - Brother
- Canadaball - Adoptive Brother
- USAball - Adoptive Brother
- New Zealandball - Cousin/Brother
- Chinaball - Cousin
- Taiwanball - Cousin
- Surinameball - Cousin
- Vietnamball - Cousin
- Madagascarball - Cousin
- Hawaiiball - Cousin/Nephew
- ASEANball - Son
Malaysiaball speaks in Bahasa Malaysia, but it also can speak in 136 different languages other than that. Malaysiaball also speaks Bahasa Rojak, which mixes 3 or 4 languages in a sentence. Some of the quotes spoken are:
- Betul betul betul!
- "Kita再来anschluss新加坡 aok aok aok, Brunei 你watch out macha."
- "Lah lah Lepak lah aok aok aok"
- "Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu"
Rumah Sakit korban lelaki"
- "Malaysia Boleh!
- "Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama
jadi shuttlecockbercantum juga"
- "Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian
cukai pendapatantidak berguna"
- "Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan raja kita selamat bertakhta"
that's the national anthem LOL
- "Wei macha, today apa mau makan, manok pansoh ok tak?" (We mix 5 languages in this)
- "Benda boleh gaduh, buat apa bincang?"
...and many more other
mencarut not-so-vulgar sentences.