Malaysiaball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Thailand-icon Thailandball and Brunei-icon Bruneiball to the North, and Singapore-icon Tringapore and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball to the South. The country is divided into 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajaya-icon Putrajayaball, Labuan-icon Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpur-icon Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,724 square miles, making him the 66th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 33 million inhabitants.

Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEAN-icon ASEANball, the English-icon Commonwealth, and the OIC-icon OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN-icon UN member like every other country.

Malaysiaball (except for Sabah-icon Sabahball) as well asSingapore-icon Tringapore and Brunei-icon Bruneiball are safe from most natural disasters. (Thanks to Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball.)

His national day is on August 31.


In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malacca-icon Malaccaball, became an Malacca Sultanate-icon empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Singapura-icon Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugal-icon Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malacca-icon Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malacca-icon Malaccaball led to the birth of Johor-icon Johorball and Perak-icon Perakball. Later the Dutch Empire-icon Dutch Empireball and Johor-icon Johorball helped to remove Portugal-icon Portugalball of Malacca-icon Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empire-icon Dutch Empireball give Malacca-icon Malaccaball to UK-icon UKball in 1825.

Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empire-icon Bruneian Empireball gave Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UK-icon UKball, while Sarawak-icon Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empire-icon Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuan-icon Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.

Since 1771, UK-icon UKball started to colonize every states in Malaysia-icon Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penang-icon Penangball (then part of Kedah-icon Kedahball) until the fall of Pahang-icon Pahangball in 1863. Then of UK-icon UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Malayan Union-icon Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UK-icon UKball built Straits Settlements-icon Straits Settlementball by putting Penang-icon Penangball, Dutch Malacca-icon Dutch Malaccaball, British Singapore-icon British Tringapore and Labuan-icon Labuanball.

Later in 1942, of Japanese-Empire-icon Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malaysia-icon Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UK-icon UKball returned to Malaysia-icon Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Union-icon Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Union-icon Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Malaysia-icon Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.

Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Malaysia-icon Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanese-Empire-icon Japanball. Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon Sarawakball was handed to UK-icon British Empireball and became of Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon crown colony instead. While Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon North Borneoball also became a Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon crown colony of UK-icon British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.

In 1960s, independent Malaysia-icon Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon Sarawakball, Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon North Borneoball and British Singapore-icon British Tringapore to become Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball. Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon Sarawakball, Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon North Borneoball and Singapore-icon Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Brunei-icon Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysia-icon Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippines-icon Philippinesball and Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.

With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UK-icon UKball, Canada-icon Canadaball, Australia-icon Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEAN-icon ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.

Singapore-icon Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and in 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.

In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UK-icon UKball where he implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).

In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.

On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korea-icon North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy because of this.

On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional ("National Wastage") coalition (which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957.

Flag Colors

Navy Blue 1, 0, 102 C100-M94-Y24-K20 #010066
Tangerine Yellow 255, 204, 0 C0-M25-Y94-K0 #FFCC00
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Boston University Red 204, 0,1 C12-M91-Y100-K2 #CC0001



  • Albania-icon Albaniaball - Good Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya.
  • Armenia-icon Armeniaball - I like you Armenia. I send you a gift, your brand new hotel for you to relax. Wish I could help you to recognize your genocide by Donmehs! I know Young Turk kebabs did your genocide. I support you against Azerbaijan!
  • Bangladesh-icon Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries that reconized his independence. 
  • China-icon Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend. He gives us weapons and aid against covid-19. Better than USA-icon USAball, he teaches us to contain the virus very well.Malaysia-icon Tun Mahathir and Xi Jinping-icon Xi Jinping are friends and allies. Love you always! And we both hate curry Indiaball. YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT TO MY ECONOMY. CHINESE MELAYUS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US BECAUSE OF BUMIPUTERA POLICY!  WE NEED YOU IN SPORTS, ECONOMY AND BUSINESS TO SURVIVE .
  • Hungary-icon Hungaryball - TV2
  • New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - Umm... brother Kiwi... hey please don't cry Christchurch was not your fault... Please don't cry, you going make me of cry as well.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - I let his waifu entertaining into my clay. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally.
  • Kosovo-icon Kosovoball - Yuo can into freedom! keep on removing rakiya!!
  • Macau-icon Macauball - Macau hijau, just like your flag. (get it?)
  • NATO-icon NATOball - Good friends ov mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and Bosnia killer.
  • Palestine-icon Palestineball - I feel bad for you bro. You should be independent. I mean I don't hate Jewish people but Israelcube is being mean to U.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Happy 100 anniversary! KURWA BROTHERS!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, cool. But some of us don't.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - He is of good frand and fellow friend, despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along. He is real nice bro, my true friend. BUT GIB AID! His girls are quite pretty and good lah.
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - We are pignoy removers. Also Tringapore's twin lah. However he rebels against Chinaball but I don't care lah, we are rich. Hope you can into remove those OFWs and thanks for calling Sabah to be my state!
  • Tunisia-icon Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both sends students to each other. Despite of supporting countries that i do not of necessary like, we still can be kawan
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Defend kebab! Also pls dont do anything to Armenia-icon Armeniaball.
  • Pakistan-icon Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with Americans especially in Battle of Mogadish.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Thanks for letting me into space. Altought, I recognize Crimea-icon Crimeaball as Ukraine-icon Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and he sent the first Malaysian into space in 2007.
  • BRICS-icon BRICSbricks - All my bff's in there. South Africa and Brazil similar to me and btw, Thx Russia for letting me into space and stop of bullyingNATOball
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Another of my brothers! Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it? One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur.

Berkecuali (Neutral)

  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - many Malaysian nationals live in his clay, Our famous singers like Guang Liang got famous here. BUT EWWWW HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT WELCOME IN MY COUNTRY!!! ITS GROSS, AND EWW (FAINTS) Also terima kasih for taking care of Namewee during of dark years of Najib.Also we are friends of China-iconChina soo......
  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - my relative and also a friendly rival and we share excellent relations forever. We had our days.. but HELP ME PLEASE OR I'LL GO BROKE!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. IN EXCHANGE I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES!
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - Brother, friendly rival, and a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love visit his clay, see my Penang-icon doctor son, and also his TV shows, and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin). But stop claiming my culture as your own! Ironically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people come here to work as migrant workers for greater wages and AND I don't TORTURE THEM Wkwkwkwkwkwk. Control yuor smog and forest fire problems plox. ALSO 1963-1965 NEVER FORGET!
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - Don't worry, I recognize Crimea-icon Crimeaball as your land instead of Russia-icon Russiaball's. But i still dont fogive you after you shot down one of my planes so pay me back plox
  • UK-icon UKball - Bapa, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!!!  How dare you insult mighty Malaysian rendang, what of kind is krispy rendang? Is of like saying we should deep fry tea bag, and I still not going to forgive you, what happen back than when Empire of Japanball invade, you coward! Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?!
  • Vietnam-icon Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football! Likes Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy But you of also collaborate with Indomie to ruin my relationship wib North Korea! Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now.


  • Soviet-icon Commie Freak-FUCK YOU COMMIE!!! YOU MADE MALAYAN COMMIES AGAINST ME!!! LUCKY UKball and USAball buddies removed YOU!!! I BET YOU LIKED MY AIRCRASHES!!! STUPID SOVIET SHITbut he did stress out UK until he have no choice give me independent and I visit him at Moscow too....heh...
  • USA-icon USAball - Please don't ban Muslims. Even though we train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT, no choice lah. Remove Trump!  HE IS UNCIVIL TOWARDS COVID 19. Now that Mahathir is no longer PM, I think we can normalize our relationship.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leaders half brothers. IT WAS VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IDIOTS DID IN MUH CLAY SO THIS HAPPENS.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - I really don't know, but we should be fine. I think that he is another one of my relatives in terms of ethnicity. Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join. Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go home, were fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another USA-iconPigdog. I heared Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, REMOVE BALUT FROM THE PREMISES AND FUCK OFF PIGNOY!!!! SABAH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!
  • India-icon Indiaball - Stop killing people in Kashmir!! And how dare you to ruin my economy because I oppose your new law!! -I'LL DECLARE WAR ON YOU WITH DIMSUM!!!- Remove Modi!!! Oh wait, now that my country is under new management, maybe we can reopen our trade again. Also stop accusing me of being racist towards your people in my country!


  • Covid-19 (Novel Coronavirus) - OH MY GOD LAH! NOT WUHAN AGAIN!!!! THE VIRUS KILL MY PEOPLE!!!! Malaysia-icon Dr. Noor Hisham Abdullah WILL KILL YOU, I FUCKING SWEAR.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Take back your unrecyclable plastics please... ~ I'm trying to keep our relation in good terms but i am not of your dumpsite!
  • Liberia-icon Liberiaball -  FLAG STEALER  SCREW YOU!!!
  • Qatar-icon Qatarball - Stop making fake news against me!!!
  • Dr. Mahathir Mohammad: Sorry lah, we had to make you resign.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball -  Islamic extremist, before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first?SO REMOVE TERRORISM OR ME AND Everyone WILL REMOVE YUO UNTIL THE EDGE OF EARTH
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - REMOVE KOSHER! NO ANY DEPLOMATIC FOR YUO!LOOK MY PASSPORT! NEVER BEING GOOD WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! Really, why cant you just give Palestine independence?
  • MH370 - They stole my plane: '( MH370 (sob) I HOPE China-icon Chinaball WILL FUCK YOU!!!

States and Territories

Polandball map of malaysia

Malaysiaball map

Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)

Peninsular (Semenanjung)

Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)


States in Borneo (East Malaysia)

  • Sarawak-icon Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doen't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. (Treason) They can into oil an timber.and edible worms! </s>
  • Sabah-icon Sabahball - They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. I am talking to you Philippines!
  • Indonesiaball don't stealing my region OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS WHOLE KALIMANTAN !

Former and Proposed

  • Singapore-icon Tringapore - Kicked out by mistake. We both have our ways
  • Brunei-icon Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother.


Quotes (Peribahasa)

Malaysiaball speaks in Bahasa Malaysia, but it also can speak in 136 different languages other than that. Malaysiaball also speaks Bahasa Rojak, which mixes 3 or 4 languages in a sentence. Some of the quotes spoken are:

  • Betul betul betul!
  • "Kita再来anschluss新加坡 aok aok aok, Brunei 你watch out macha."
  • "Lah lah Lepak lah aok aok aok"
  • "Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu"
  • "Rumah Sakit korban lelaki"
  • "Perkosa bumi"
  • "Malaysia Boleh! blah"
  • "Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi shuttlecock bercantum juga"
  • "Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian cukai pendapatan tidak berguna"
  • "Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan raja kita selamat bertakhta" that's the national anthem LOL
  • "Wei macha, today apa mau makan, manok pansoh ok tak?" (We mix 5 languages in this)
  • "Benda boleh gaduh, buat apa bincang?"

...and many more other mencarut not-so-vulgar sentences.




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