No matter how good a squirrel can jump, it will fall eventually to terra firma.
— A Malay proverb
Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!
— Tunku Abdul Rahman
Selamat pagi!
— Any Malaysian ever

Lahball Malaysiaball is an American countryball where everything is possible located in Southeast Asia. He is bordered by Thailand-icon.png Thailandball and Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball to the north, and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball to the south. The country is divided into 15 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball, Labuan-icon.png Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,613 square miles (330,803 Square Kilometers), making him the 66th largest country in the world. As end of 2020, he maintains a population of about 33.10 million inhabitants. He is the funniest countryball in he world.

Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball, the English-icon.png Commonwealth, and the OIC-icon.png OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN-icon.png UN member like every other country.

Malaysiaball (except for Sabah-icon.png Sabahball) as well asSingapore-icon.png Tringapore and Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball are safe from most natural disasters. (Thanks to Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball.)The word 'most' is used, because this year (2021) he experienced his worst flooding in half a century.

His national day (Hari Kebangsaan) is on August 31st and founding day (Hari Malaysia) on September 16th.

Malaysiaball is an expert about the land he lives in and everything in it, from poetry, music, house-making, forest navigation, smithing... you get it. Probably the most famous example of Malay blacksmithing is the legendary Keris (or Kris), a short melee weapon with a curved blade that's really tough for almost all purposes (including fashion, Malaysiaball can be spotted wearing one during cultural festivities, paired with his favourite hat headgear known as tengkolok or tanjak). He also uses his own martial art (actually shared with Indonesiaball, same thing with the aforementioned Keris), which is - wait for it - silat. Contrary to popular myth that said hat Malay weaponry is so backwards, he actually had already begun using rifles as early as the 16th century, even perfecting it to an extent never before achieved by European-made rifles. Another popular myth is that Malays are lazy people, which is totally wrong. In fact, many Malaysians overworked, rivalling Germans in terms of work consistency.


Ye wanna learn how I was created? Good. Get your nasi lemak ready and wear that time-traveling tengkolok to get back into the Middle Ages.

In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball, became an Malacca Sultanate-icon.png empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Singapura-icon.png Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugal-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball led to the birth of Johor-icon.png Johorball and Perak-icon.png Perakball. Later the Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball and Johor-icon.png Johorball helped to remove Portugal-icon.png Portugalball of Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball give Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball to UK-icon.png UKball in 1825.

Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empire-icon.png Bruneian Empireball gave Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UK-icon.png UKball, while Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empire-icon.png Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuan-icon.png Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.

Since 1771, UK-icon.png UKball started to colonize every states in Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penang-icon.png Penangball (then part of Kedah-icon.png Kedahball) until the fall of Pahang-icon.png Pahangball in 1863. Then of UK-icon.png UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Malayan Union-icon.png Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UK-icon.png UKball built Straits Settlements-icon.png Straits Settlementball by putting Penang-icon.png Penangball, Dutch Malacca-icon.png Dutch Malaccaball, British Singapore-icon.png British Tringapore and Labuan-icon.png Labuanball.

Later in 1942, of Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UK-icon.png UKball returned to Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Union-icon.png Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Union-icon.png Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Malaysia-icon.png Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.

Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Malaysia-icon.png Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanball. Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball was handed to UK-icon.png British Empireball and became of Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png crown colony instead. While Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball also became a Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png crown colony of UK-icon.png British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.

In 1960s, independent Malaysia-icon.png Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball, Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball and British Singapore-icon.png British Tringapore to become Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball. Crown Colony of Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball, Crown Colony of North Borneo-icon.png North Borneoball and Singapore-icon.png Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball and Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.

With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UK-icon.png UKball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, Australia-icon.png Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon.png Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEAN-icon.png ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.

Singapore-icon.png Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and on 9 August 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.

In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UK-icon.png UKball where he implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).

In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.

On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korea-icon.png North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy, but also become wary because of this.

On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional  coalition (which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957.

Flag Colors

Navy Blue 1, 0, 102 C100-M94-Y24-K20 #010066
Tangerine Yellow 255, 204, 0 C0-M25-Y94-K0 #FFCC00
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Boston University Red 204, 0,1 C12-M91-Y100-K2 #CC0001

Hubungan( هوبوڠن ) / Relationships

Kawan-kawan( كاون-كاون ) /Friends

  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - my relative and also a "friendly" rival and we share excellent relations forever. We had our days.. but HELP ME PLEASE OR I'LL GO BROKE!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE HSR PROJECT??? IN EXCHANGE I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES! HE MADE NASI LEMAK BURGER!!! Also, Saloma is born in Tringapore. But he is friends with that Israel-icon.png stupid Kosher !
  • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - Great Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya. Not many of my people know about you but that's okay.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - My brother (through UK). Thanks for introducing Milo in 1950. It is so popular that it became part of our culture. We have a good relations overall and having economic and military alliance.
  • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball - Brother of Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball, We are cool. We are both members of G77. My oil company PETRONAS is operating in your clay. Congrats for your peace deal and victory in Karabakh. Unlike this Iran-icon (hat).png "extremist" shia, he is mostly secular and doesn't care much about 'halal'. Maybe I should represent ASEAN-icon.png ASEANcoin to be an economic partner.
  • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Another of my brothers who speaks weird Malay. Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it? Malaysia-icon (tangle).png One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia-icon (tangle).png Thanks for not wanting Limbang anymore. Wow, you so clean lah... how?
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - THANKS FOR CLEANING UP THE un-recyclable plastics. Also a Commonwealth friend! (Did you know that Mount Kinabalu's summit snows once in a year? Let's go ski but unfortunately can't)
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend since the glorious Ming dynasty. He gives us weapons and aid against COVID-19. Better than USA-icon.png USAball, he teaches us to contain the virus very well.Malaysia-icon.png Tun Mahathir and Xi Jinping-icon.png Xi Jinping are friends and allies. Love you always! And we both hate curry Indiaball. YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT TO MY ECONOMY. CHINESE MELAYUS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US BECAUSE OF BUMIPUTERA POLICY!  WE NEED YOU IN SPORTS, ECONOMY AND BUSINESS TO SURVIVE. OR MAYBE JUST GIMME MORE CHINESE PEOPLE!!! BUT MALAYSIAN CHINESE FOOD IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! And he wants to claim my Layang-layang islands. Also he is genociding Uyghur-icon.png the Uyghurs so I don't know if I should into neutral at him.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Thanks for the warships, weapons, cars (Peugeot who?), tourists and luxury stuff. I liked your Croissants and Macarons. We had a French village in my clay. He used to have some sort of rivalry with UK-icon.png UKball.
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Besides my arms supplier (HK416 is best raifu!!!), I welcomed his tourists to my clay. I do celebrate Oktoberfest although some do not like it. I'm the only countryball in the world that uses the XM-8 rifle. Also Mercedes Benz AMG is partnered with PETRONAS in motorsports. We're F1 dominators! Thanks to you, Petronas is very well-known. Also gib quality cars (but ho-ho expensive).
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - Umm... brother Kiwi... hey please don't cry Christchurch was not your fault... Please don't cry, you gonna make me of cry as well... But congratulations for removing COVID-19 in yuor clay!!! Sorry for mistaking your national bird as a shoe polisher
  • GhanaCoffinDance-icon.png Ghanaball - (Meme country) Thanks yuo for helping my people staying at home!! HEY WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!? KEEP THE MEME ALIVE!!!
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - How can I learn your language? But thanks for appreciating my cuisine and sharing Langos (European Cakoi)!!! Magyar girls are pretty and an alternative to Thai girls.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball -  Now with Muhyiddin, we will not be backing Pakistan-icon.png kebab on Kashmir and I will not discuss with issue further. I wanted to have a good relationship and restart our trade again. I hope you don't mind me keeping friendship with Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball too. Also remove your tech scammers! Some of my people want me to deport Zakir Naik now. So before I can send him back to India, you need to send me a formal extradition letter first. Also, I have friendly relationship with Chennaiball. Historically, we're friends. In the first millenia my people are mostly Hindus and Buddhists thanks to him. I love Indian cuisine.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I let his waifu entertaining into my clay and having same birthday, 31 August. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally. I liked anime and manga that I made a parody of Dragonball called Covid Ball Z. Also, your people wanted to move to my clay because its much cheaper here. I also made an Air-Asia Itahikouki too Hope I don't lose it!!!. But a few of us (especially the older generation) don't like you because of your Japanese-Empire.gif evil counterpart for bombing Penang-icon.png Penangball and Singapore-icon.pngTringapore back in WW2. Also, a study has shown that my keris is simply better than your katana but how come you anschlussed me when you're a empire?
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I Recognize yuo into freedom!
  • NATO-icon.png NATOball - Good friends of mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and Bosnia killer. Helped the club a bit during that crisis.
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I feel bad for you bro. You should be independent. I mean I don't hate Jewish people but Israelcube is being mean to U. Defend Al-Aqsa!
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100 anniversary! KURWA (Bukit Bintang) BROTHERS!! He gib me MBT PT-91 Pendekar tank as my MBT, which I upgraded a bit but my neighbour Singapore-icon.pngTringapore has much more Leopard 2SG than me. Sorry, I always mistook you as Indonesiaball.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, which is cool. But some of us don't. Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball is twinned with Sejong-icon.png Sejongball.
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Gave me Volvo, Ikea and meatballs with jam. Also gave me Bofors guns and speedboats for my navy called CB90. My people love your culture, from Vikings, to Minecraft, to Greta Thunberg...
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - He is my neighbour and a good friend despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along. He is real nice bro, my true friend. His girls are quite pretty and good lah. (My girls are pretty too.) Also, Pattani-icon.pngPattaniball is yours even they are mostly Malays (but still, one day, Pattaniball will be mine, including neighboring lands, am I sounding a bit medieval here?). But I'm staying away from your protests. Just stop claiming my Perlis, Kedah, Kelantan and Terengganu or telling me to remove Monarchy.
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - Is of Tringapore's twin lah. However he rebels against Chinaball but I don't care lah, we are rich. Last year I told Carrie Lam to resign., unfortunately she didn't. If you want to move out, I will let you your people migrate to my clay only if Covid-19 doesn't exist.
  • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - Thanks for giving us Milo ice and Maggi goreng, saya suka Maggi Goreng. He of having embassy and companies of his in my clay. Teach me how to stay neutral and have good politics + economy plox, and oh I realized, Titiwangsa Mountains is as good, if not better than the Alps.
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - MOTHER OF AUSTRONESIANS!!! HURRAH!!! No, I'm not mad that you legalised LGBT or what, you gib Bubble tea and yuor president's birthday has the same date as my national day. Why yuo mad that I like China-icon.png Chinaball tho? I thought yuor president wants to normalise relations in 2021.
  • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in Sfaxball and we both sends students to each other. Despite of supporting countries that i do not of necessary like, we still can be kawan.
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Another Brother. Defend kebab! Also thank you for helping me build my Deftech armored vehicles. I'm also friends with Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball. I manage your Sabiha Gökçen Airport in Istanbul and my people liked to travel to Istanbul and enjoy your Kebabs. My former Health minister, Dzulkefly Ahmad is referred as "Erdogan" of Malaysia and he was the first to greet Erdogan when he arrived to my clay. Thanks for the delicious Kebab (dish).
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with Americans especially in Battle of Mogadish in '93 with USA-icon.png Burger. I sold my Proton cars to you. I know you have problem with me now being friends with India-icon.png Indiaball again and no longer interfering with Kashmir but both of yuo can into my friends.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Priviet tovarishch! Thanks for letting me into space. Although, I recognize Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball as Ukraine-icon.png Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and he sent the first Malaysian into space in 2007.
  • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Can into diversity like me. He gib Nandos and fruits. Also, we removed your aparthied Union of South Africa-icon.png dad in 1994.
  • UAE-icon.png UAEball - Can Into Skyscrapers like me. Your airline Emirates are the BEST!!! He hired my pilots because not many people want to travel with my Malaysia Airlines. But why you started being friends with that Israel-icon.png stupid Kosher you Traitor? Nvm, my king likes him so I don't really care much.
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Dad, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!!!  How dare you insult mighty Malaysian rendang, what of kind is krispy rendang? Is of like saying we should deep fry tea bag or fish served with tikka masala, Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?! Oh nvm, were mostly good. Maybe Ramsay will call you an Idiot Sandwich. (he needs to learn how to cook rice, also, Chef Wan is by any means as skilled as Ramsay.) RIP Sean Connery 😭.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Don't worry, I recognize Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball as your land instead of Russia-icon.png Russiaball's.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - CONGRATULATIONS, BIDEN!!! By the way we train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT. But Your Liberia-icon.png 8-ball son dislikes me because of flag stealing which is because we ARE DEMOCRATIC NATIONS. I hope your new president will remove sanctions and buy palm oil. Educate your people not to mistook my flag as ISIS-icon.png ISISball flag. And curb your anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to REMOVE COVID-19! And I hope you can include us to travel to your clay under VWP. He help me with finding my lost plane. You're my side character of my comic book Covid Ball Z. I hope Biden will be nicer to Palestineball but he is helping me to find this Cyprus-icon.png PIG DOG THIEF NAMED JHO LOW!!!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football (not always)! Likes Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy. There are many of you people settling my clay. We have had a love-hate relationship since the beginning of time. Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now. Hooray! And why u build building of taller than of mine? It no matter I make taller building in my skyscraper heaven hehe.
  • BRICS-icon.png BRICSbricks - All my bff's in there. South Africa is similar to me and btw, Thx Russia for letting me into space but stop of bullying NATOball.

Berkecuali( بركچوالي ) / Neutral

  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I don't know him well but is not my Enemy-stan and still liked you. I know it was difficult for you to return Artsakh-icon.png Nagorno-Karabakh and its surrounding clay to  Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball under the Russia-icon.png Russiaball's deal. At least the war is over. Hopefully you can start relations with Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball and  Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball. Thanks for giving me a hotel and a street in Penang-icon.png Penangball that still likes you. He went to Yerevan for WCIT 2019.
  • Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries that recognized his independence. Most of your foreign workers are Bangla who can speak Malay. Also I'm one of the largest investors in my clay and gib him Protons. But STOP turning my clay into BANGLASIA!!! Also, DO NOT PHANTOM VOTE ON MY ELECTIONS, IT'S FOR MALAYSIANS ONLY!! Of course you once voted for stupid Barisan bcos they paid you but stop...
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Brother, friendly rival, and a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love visit his clay, see my Penang-icon.png doctor son , and also his TV shows, and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin). But stop claiming my culture as your own! Ironically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people come here to work as migrant workers for greater wages and AND I don't TORTURE THEM wkwkwkwkwkwk. We can't decide who is better on e-sports because currently we're both up there with the best of the world. ALSO STOP CLAIMING SARAWAK! ITS MINE! Oh, you don’t anymore? Control your smog and forest fire problems then. ALSO I will ALWAYS REMEMBER THE KONFRONTASI OF 1963-1965. But, no matter how much we liked or hated each other, we will always be brothers!!!
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - A good friend whom I have trade relations despite USABall Sanctions. I had a historical relationship with him and some of my rulers have partial or full Persian descent. But Stop promoting Shia Islam in my clay! Do it to Thailandball instead.
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Great clay for tourism but I really don't know, but we should be fine. I hate you and I love you at the same time. She is another one of my siblings (austronesian family). Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join. Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go home, were fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another USA-icon.png pigdog, Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngor else........ I heard Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, FUCK OFF PIGNOY!!!! SABAH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE! But I think were fine now she is also my rightful trading partner. I thought I was the selfie capital of the world until I learned more about her social life.
  • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball -  We don't have much problems to deal with as we had trade relations, But AL-JAZEERA, STOP MAKING FAKE NEWS ABOUT ME!!! Thanks to yuo Locked up in Lockdown documentary, we don't like you. Honestly, I don't want to make any enemies anymore. Apologize now, Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngor else........
  • Macau-icon.png Macauball - Macau Adidas Hijau, just like your flag. (get the joke?) But stop scamming my people!!! Also Gib Back Jho Low!!!
    • Macau-icon.png: ...................I didn't lah! Also Ask my China-icon.png Dad about Jho Low!!!
  • Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball IRL - We don't have problems IRL, it's just you stole of mine flag!!!
  • Trinidad and Tobago-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - Not knowing much but his "birthday" is also on 31 August!!! And he's a bit like India.
  • Soviet-icon.png MCP fanboy - What do you mean by komunis Malaysia true Malaysia? You like Chin Peng? At least Lai Teck is better but you don't even know what I was doing with Chin Peng, that commie freak, YUO DON'T SIMPLY TRUST CHIN PENG, HE RUINED COMMUNISM JUST LIKE OTHER BAD LEADERS, even Fu Daqing made Communism better in Malaysia before, so don't just simply hate me for that because yuo need to know what your thinking yuor doing! But he did stress out UK until he have no choice give me independent and I visit him at Moscow too....heh...
  • Mongolia-icon.png Mongoliaball - I know its getting old, but I didn't mean to murder your Altantuyaa. Pls don't ANSCHLUSSS ME!!! I'll punish my evil policemen who did this evil thing... At least Najib is gone now. Malacca Sultanate and Mongol Empire stronk!
  • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Look, I don't want to fight yuo because we are part of ASEAN, but I cannot accept Rohingya refugees anymore. What did they do to you? STOP REMOVING KEBAB, OR I WILL CLAIM ALL YOUR LANDS ALL THE WAY TO PUTAO (Because I secretly want a portion of Himalaya, also, am I sounding a bit medieval again?) !!! Also I'm better than you at e-sports (maybe).
  • Serbia-icon.png SerbiaballSTOP REMOVING KEBAB OR PLAYING THAT EARRAPE MUSIC!!! But yuo forgiving Bosnia-icon.png Bosnia and Herzegovinaball? Ok, I'll forgive you back. But, I still recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball. At least he is not Israel-icon.png Kosher.
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - I mean we agree, we like Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball and  Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and he is a good muslim arab friend and we have diplomatic relations....but..... Remember the black hawk. If you evil pirates attack me one more time I will fucking kill your wrecked shithole with my BARE HANDS!!! REMOVE PIRATE!!! but other then that we are OKAY. His girls are pretty too and a future alternative to Thai girls.
  • Pattani-icon.png Pattaniball - Sorry, You are part of Thailandball even you are technically Nusantara. And I will not recognize your potential independence. But still, if something like the Masjid Kerisik (Krue Se Mosque, Siamized version of Malay name is funny) raid happens, maybe I'll back yuo.
  • Sealand-icon.pngLiberland-icon.pngNorthern Cyprus-icon.pngWakanda-icon.pngMolossia-icon.png Various Unrecognized Countryballs - Only my health minister recognises yuo!

Musuh-musuh( موسوه-موسوه ) / Enemies

  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - Why are you blaming me for Kim Jong Nam's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leaders half brother. YOU EVEN FRAMED VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IN MUH CLAY SO I ENDED RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. South Korea-icon.png SOUTH KOREABALL IS BEST KOREABALL!!!
    • North Korea-icon.png - 무슬림 돼지 좆까 !!! NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!!! Wanna see my Little Rocket Man u fake USA-icon.png 미국!!? I'M GLAD THAT I KILLED YOUR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER!
  • Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball -  FLAG STEALER SCREW YOU!!! FULL STOP!!!
  • LGBT-icon.png Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - HARAM JADAH!! REMOVE LGBT!!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME!!! ALSO SWIM BACK TO Australia-icon.png AUSTRALIABALL IF YOU CAN!!! I'm not like these Brunei-icon (songkok).pngSaudi Arabia-icon.pngYemen-icon.pngIran-icon.pngQatar-icon.png kebabs that throw stones at you, Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngBut I'll ROTAN you instead!!! *Whips Rotan*
  • Donetsk-Republic-icon.png Donetsk People's Republicball - NEVER FORGET MH17 YOU WAR CRIMINAL!!! Really, do I ever interfere in your matters to the point that you think that my plane is your enemy's plane? No, UNTIL NOW!
  • MH370 STEALERS!!!- They stole my plane: '( MH370 (sob, cry, of depress) I HOPE China-icon.png Chinaball WILL FUCK YOU!!!
  • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YOU ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SON'S FLAG, AND STOP CALLING HIM FILIPINO!!!!! Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngor else....Ukraine will be Anschlus YUO!!!

States and Territories

Malaysiaball map

Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)

  • Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball - Home of the twin towers. Future of KL118 & the T-Rex Tun Razak Exchange. The best place to go sight-seeing a Rolls-Royce.
  • Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball - Second Capital, Home of the government and the prime ministers. Has a great man-made lake and futuristic architecture. He is a role-model and twinned with Sejong-icon.png Sejongball.
  • Labuan-icon.png Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap ciggies,liquors and CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! MMM. Tax-free haven. Also has a cemetery dedicated for WWII heroes.

Peninsular (Semenanjung)

  • Selangor-icon.png Selangorball - Most urbanized state. Also the most populous one, and the richest. One of his mosques has the biggest dome in the world! The coastal port of Klang is currently the country's main port. His clay can get very crowded in some places, while being completely empty on other places. Has the only major track in all of Malaysia, the Sepang Circuit, ya ever heard of it? (This is the reason why Malaysians race on the streets and install some Jahannam mods to their cars, there is not enough tracks for Malaysians to test their cars and to know more about actual good mods to install, not just some taped spoilers that allegedly produce an elephant's weight of downforce but are also vulnerable.)
  • Perak-icon.png Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here, in fact, he's probably named after the Malay word for silver(perak). His rulers are of direct Malacca Sultanate descent. He creates the innovative clay container known as labu sayong. Makes good Gongpian too. Makes good chicken rice too. His royal capital has the beautiful Ubudiah Mosque. The city of Teluk Intan (Diamond Bay), formerly known as Teluk Anson (Anson Bay), has a leaning tower called Menara Condong (literally means 'Leaning Tower' in Malay), similar to Pisa's. Pulau Pangkor is very nice, it has the ruins of a Dutch fort (remains from when the Dutch flee the island after being attacked by locals, who said Malays are weak?)
  • Penang-icon.png Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches, a long bridge and a verdant hill. Some people actually think that learning how to drive in his clay will make you a great driver, although this is unjustified. Once part of Kedahball, he was the first Malaysian state to go under British rule, in 1786. Even today there are statues of Francis Light in his capital.
  • Malacca-icon.png Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia that was Anschlussed by Portuguese-icon.png Portuguese in 1511 (actually he almost totally rekt Portugis, but he got backstabbed by one of his ministers), now he still remembers his former glory. A tourist magnet. Has many relics from the ancient times such as the A'Famosa fortress and a replica of the wrecked Portuguese flagship vessel, the Flor de la Mar (The Flower of The Sea).
  • Kelantan-icon.png Kelantanball - Has a very catchy accent of Malay. Loves his animals, especially his mousedeers. He loves playing wau, a really big kite handcrafted by himself, and can take on many shapes and forms, but the most well-known (and possibly the biggest and the most striking) one is Wau Bulan (Moon), shaped like a crescent. He even wrote a song about it (eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, teraju tiga...). Can into female leadership during the good old days. Many tribes live in his interiors. Best buds with Terengganuball. Almost everything is the same between them - both have great folk music, both have Islamic-oriented leadership, both have beautiful girls, just like Thailandball both can be hit hard by floods (though Kelantanball usually takes more pain because his heartlands are not as mountainous as Terengganuball's, but he has more tourists anyway), both use the Jawi writing system more frequently than other states, both have a quite similar accent, both have beautiful beaches, both has beautiful, mountainous countrysides (safe for that big lake Terengganu owns, oh yeah, Terengganu also hugs most of the coast), both has a history crafted from the up north, both have been under Siamese rule, both are pious kebabs, both have delicious foods, and the list goes on. But, according to legend, there is a hiccup in their relationship. see Terengganuball
  • Kedah-icon.png Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice. As someone to draw a picture of Kedah's countryside, and they'll likely to include vast paddy fields in the foreground, maybe with a traditional Malay house, a coconut tree, or a stream, with hills in the horizon. He's known for being the 'rice bowl' of Malaysia, the rice capital of Malaysia. His rice has gone global. Another catchy accent of Malay, known as 'the Northern speak' is spoken here. He owns Langkawiball, a nice, big island and a tax-free haven. He still remembers his glorious old days, when he was a major port in Southeast Asia, with global relationships.
  • Terengganu-icon.png Terengganuball - I HUGGED THE EAST COAST!!! Loves the Jawi writing system. His most famous artifact is a slab of stone from the ancient times that signified his acceptance of Islam (he is the first one to do so). Yet another catchy accent of Malay is here, which is quite similar to Kelantan's accent. His Pasar Payang (Payang Bazaar) is still one of the most well-known bazaars in the country. Also loves his turtles, beaches and islands (he owns almost all the islands on the East Coast). Has the biggest man-made lake in ASEAN (Kenyir Lake). Legend has it that Terengganu and Kelantan once had a chicken fight over who should rule the land between their respective clays, a.k.a, File:Besutball-icon.png Besutball. Long story short, Terengganu wins and got to keep Besut. Yes, it's not clear if this actually happened, but still, it's a good story.
  • Perlis-icon.png Perlisball - Nothing much other than it's close to Thailandball, and for being the smallest state. Amazing limestone formations and caves are found here. Speaks a slightly harder version of Kedahball's accent. Northernmost state (into the unknooooooooooooownnnnnn). Used to be friends with Sadaoball until the latter came under direct Siamese rule. Yeah, he's not Ukraine. Far from it.
  • Pahang-icon.png Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and casinos, delicious tempoyak, a very big and broad river (the largest in the peninsula), the National Park, Bera Lake, Chini Lake (with a legend stating that there's a dragon living at the bottom of the lake, similar to the Nessie lore), nothing else. Genting is of in Pahang-icon.png Pahang not from Singapore wannabe Selangor. Has the highest mountains in the Peninsula. Best state for sea fishing, many sailfishes and other big game fish in his waters. The same territory also houses the wrecks of two British WWII warships.
  • Negeri Sembilan-icon.png Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy. His unique culture is the result of a mix between local traditions and customs with Minangkabau traditions and customs brought by Minangkabau explorers from the Pagaruyung Sultanate in what is now West Sumatra (Malay and Minangkabau people, best friends!). You may know about his royal palace, the majestic Seri Menanti Palace, in a setting that's frankly, quite similar to the Pagaruyung Palace back in Sumatra.
  • Johor-icon.png Johorball - Singapore-icon.png Tringaporean wannabe. Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart. Leads other states in football. Calls himself the 'Southern Tiger'. And he (probably) has the handsomest boys in the country. There's a legend stemming from his highest mountain, Gunung (Mountain) Ledang about a beautiful princess that once offered crazy demands to the ruler of Malacca Sultanate-icon.png Malacca Sultanateball in order to marry her, which he ultimately refused because the craziest part of her demands includes the blood of his own son. He is very rich too. He is good in football too.

Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)

States in Borneo (East Malaysia)

  • Sarawak-icon.png Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doesn't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. Anyway, don’t worry bcs you both are currently developing right now. (Treason) They can into oil and timber. Biggest state.and edible worms, !
  • Sabah-icon.png Sabahball - WORST COVID-19 INFECTED IN MALAYSIA!!! They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. BUT DONT ABDUCT MY NORTH BORNEO CHILDREN PLS!!! Also, pls stay in Malaysia. Don't be like Crimea!!! Malaysia-icon (tangle).pngor else my money would be wasted bcs of developing yuo & Sarawakball

Former and Proposed

  • Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Kicked out by mistake, oops. We both have our ways.
  • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother. Your rulers have so much exotic cars, we only had like, 1 exotic car per 10000 cars on the road (I will make a supercar one day to beat Italy, Germany and Britain's asses). Got separated in two by File:Limbangball-icon.png Limbangball. (give oil and money)


  • Kuala Lumpur-icon.png Kuala Lumpurball- My greatest invention ever. This place has the largest population in my clay. Kuala Lumpur can into skyscrapers.
  • Putrajaya-icon.png Putrajayaball - de facto capital. Planned City and my administrative centre. He is a role-model and twinned with Sejong-icon.png Sejongball.


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