Relations and opinions
Kiasu Tringy (Friendly rival)
SABAH IS MINE FOREVER!!!!!!! (sometimes)
Perlis stealer (sometimes)
Yuo voted Najib! (sometimes)
Colonizer!!! (Sometimes especially his Divide and Rule Policy)
Pigdog And Flag Stealer! (Sometimes)
Is of importants
Can into space?
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— A Malay proverb
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— Tunku Abdul Rahman
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— Any Malaysian ever
Lepakland Bolehland Mala riaysiaball is a n American kebab American state countryball who was the original lah countryball before Tringapore stole it and claimed it as his own and where everything is possible located in Southeast Asia. He cannot into safe airlines is bordered by Thailandball and Bruneiball to the north, and Tringapore and Indonesiaball to the south. The country is divided into 15 13 states and 3 federal territories, which are Putrajayaball, Labuanball, and his capital Kuala Lumpurball, giving him a total area of 127,613 square miles (330,803 Square Kilometers), making him the 66th largest country in the world. As end of 2020, he maintains a population of about 33.10 million inhabitants of various religions. He is the funniest countryball in the world.
Being geographically in Southeast Asia, as well as being a former Islamic British colony, gives Malaysia the ability to join ASEANball, the Commonwealth, and the OIC. Malaysia is also a major non-NATO ally, as well as a UN member like every other country.
Malaysiaball (except for Sabahball) as well as Tringapore and Bruneiball are safe from most natural disasters. (Thanks to Indonesiaball.)The word 'most' is used, because this year (2021) he experienced his worst flooding in half a century.
His national day (Hari Kebangsaan) is on August 31st and founding day (Hari Malaysia) on September 16th.
Malaysiaball is an expert about the land he lives in and everything in it, from poetry, music, house-making, forest navigation, smithing... you get it. Probably the most famous example of Malay blacksmithing is the legendary Keris (or Kris), a short melee weapon with a curved blade that's really tough for almost all purposes (including fashion, Malaysiaball can be spotted wearing one during cultural festivities, paired with his favourite
hat headgear known as tengkolok or tanjak). He also uses his own martial art (actually shared with Indonesiaball, same thing with the aforementioned Keris), which is - wait for it - silat. Contrary to popular myth that said hat Malay weaponry is so backwards, he actually had already begun using rifles as early as the 16th century, even perfecting it to an extent never before achieved by European-made rifles. Another popular myth is that Malaysians are lazy people, which is totally wrong. In fact, many Malaysians overworked, rivalling Germans in terms of work consistency.
The strength for Malaysiaball is its ethnically & religous diverse population. Malaysiaball has three main ethnic groups, Malays, Chinese and Indians. Malaysiaball also have indigenous population called Orang Asli. Sabahball and Sarawakball has even more indigenous ethnic groups while their major ethnic groups are Kadazan-Dusun and Iban respectively. Racial tensions is still a common issue since 13 May incident of 1969.
Islam (Kebab) is a state religion but other religions such as Buddhism, Hinduism, Chirstianity and Sikhism are freely practiced in Malaysiaball, apparently a good role-model in religious freedom. However, his religious freedom is flawed as all Malays should be Kebabs and it is illegal for them to convert to other religions.
- 1 History
- 2 Flag Colors
- 3 Hubungan( هوبوڠن ) / Relationships
- 4 States and Territories
- 5 Gallery
Ye wanna learn how I was created? Good. Get your nasi lemak ready and wear that time-traveling tengkolok to get back into the
In 1400s, In one of it's state of Malaccaball, became an empire and anchluss then Kingdom of Tringapura and some parts of Sumatra in Indonesiaball. In 1511, Kingdom of Portugalball ruled Malaccaball and destroyed it's empire. The fall of Malaccaball led to the birth of Johorball and Perakball. Later the Dutch Empireball and Johorball helped to remove Portugalball of Malaccaball in 1641, and then Dutch Empireball give Malaccaball to UKball in 1825.
Meanwhile in the Borneo Islands, Bruneian Empireball gave North Borneoball to Sulu Sultanateball and the Sulus later handed over to UKball, while Sarawakball became a kingdom as Bruneian Empireball gave it to the Brooke family (also a Pro-British) and Labuanball became a crown colony to the British.
Since 1771, UKball started to colonize every states in Malayaball starting from the settlement in Penangball (then part of Kedahball) until the fall of Pahangball in 1863. Then of UKball started to centralise Malay states which led to Federated Malay Statesball and Unfederated Malay states. Also, UKball built Straits Settlementball by putting Penangball, Dutch Malaccaball, British Tringapore and Labuanball.
Later in 1942, of Japanese Empireball anchluss and ruled Malayaball and Borneo until 1945. Then when they left, communism started to grow in the peninsular and had threatened to remove the monarchy which led to an emergency. UKball returned to Malayaball and forced all rulers in the state to sign a birth certificate of Malayan Unionball despite threats of mass removal by the Malays. Malayan Unionball was born and lasted 3 years after it was forced to remove by the Malays, it was later replaced by Federation of Malayaball until they can into independence on August 31st, 1957.
Meanwhile in the Borneo islands, the Brooke dynasty in Sarawakball was dying and they promised to give independence earlier which was canceled after the Anschluss of Japanball. Sarawakball was handed to British Empireball and became of crown colony instead. While North Borneoball also became a crown colony of British Empireball after they easily accepted their offer.
In 1960s, independent Malayaball managed to remove communism, grows up and calls Sarawakball, North Borneoball and British Tringapore to become Malaysiaball. Sarawakball, North Borneoball and Tringapore agreed to form the federation. Bruneiball wanted to be part of Malaysiaball at first but was later refused over oil issues. Malaysiaball became of reality on 16 September, 1963. Philippinesball and Indonesiaball are against it at first and they attacked us but Commonwealthball came and protected us, later they of accept the formation.
With the attack ended, and the growing tensions of the Cold War, Malaysiaball was strongly against communism and decides to seek protection from UKball, Canadaball, Australiaball, and Australia's Australiaball if communism ever tries to remove him. Later, he founded the ASEANcoin along with his neighbors as a part to remove communism and seek monies.
Tringapore wanted equal rights to all races after they formed Malaysiaball. Unfortunately, due to of racial politics, Malaysiaball didn't agree. This led to of racial disputes, causing racial riots in 1964. and on 9 August 1965, Tringapore was kicked out by Malaysiaball.
In 1969, racial tensions between of Malay and of Chinese were growing over control of Malaysiaball's economy. This was due to the racial side effects left by UKball where he implemented a policy where one race work in just one industry. Basically, economic apartheid. The Chinese were far more rich compare to of Malay. Tensions grew even further after this issue was brought into politics. This led into a breakout of May 13 riots in which was later declared one of Malaysiaball's darkest day. With this, he decided to implement New Economic Policy and Oath of Allegiance (Rukun Negara).
In 1970, the New Economic Policy has helped Malaysiaball gain monies and racial tensions in the economy had finally eased and ensured every industry was handled by every race, not one industry was monopolized by just one race.
On February 13, 2017, two women from Vietcong and Indonmie killed the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Nam with little support by the North Korean Supreme Leader. Malaysia was happy, but also become wary because of this.
On 9 May 2018, the main opposition coalition called Pakatan Harapan ("Alliance of Hope") in the Malaysian Parliament won a total of 121 seats in the new Parliament, enough to form a government. This marked a historic defeat for the ruling Baziran Nasional coalition
(which its name was tarnished by corruption scandals and misallocation of government funds), which had been the governing party of Malaysia and its predecessor state, Malayaball, since the country's independence in 1957. However on 25 February 2020, Pakatan Harapan government collapsed upon Mahathir's resignation and failed Sheraton Move coup and replaced by the Perikatan Nasional.
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Hubungan( هوبوڠن ) / Relationships
Kawan-kawan( كاون-كاون ) /Friends
- Tringapore - My relative and also a "friendly" rival and we share excellent relations forever. We had our days.. but HELP ME PLEASE OR I'LL GO BROKE!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE HSR PROJECT??? IN EXCHANGE I'LL GIVE YOU WATER SUPPLIES! HE MADE NASI LEMAK BURGER!!!
- Albaniaball - Great Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya. Not many of my people know about you but that's okay. Also, thanks for Dua Lipa (ahem Shqip, if you don't know, Dua, as in Dua Lipa, means 2 in Malay.)
- Australiaball - My brother (through UK). Thanks for introducing Milo in 1950. It is so popular that it became part of our culture. We have a good relations overall and having economic and military alliance.
- Azerbaijanball - Brother of Turkeyball, We are cool. We are both members of G77. My oil company PETRONAS is operating in your clay. Congrats for your peace deal and victory in Karabakh. Unlike this "extremist" shia, he is mostly secular and doesn't care much about 'halal'. Maybe I should represent ASEANcoin to be an economic partner.
- Bruneiball - Another of my brothers who speaks weird Malay. Why would you implement Hudud law while your own royal family breaks it?
One day your capital will be Kuala Lumpur.Thanks for not wanting Limbang anymore. Wow, you so clean lah... how?
- Canadaball - THANKS FOR CLEANING UP THE un-recyclable plastics. Also a Commonwealth friend! (Did you know that Mount Kinabalu's summit snows once in a year? Let's go ski
but unfortunately we can't)
- Chinaball - Of good trading partners and friend since the glorious Ming Dynasty. He gives us weapons and aid against COVID-19. He's better than USAball (I guess), he teaches us to contain the virus very well. Since Tun Mahathir and
Winnie the FluXi Jinping became friends and allies. But can you stop killing Blue kebab please? It's really disgusting tho. And we both hate curry Indiaball. YOU'RE SO IMPORTANT TO MY ECONOMY. CHINESE MELAYUS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US BECAUSE OF BUMIPUTERA POLICY! WE NEED YOU IN SPORTS, ECONOMY AND BUSINESS TO SURVIVE. OR MAYBE JUST GIMME MORE CHINESE PEOPLE!!!
- Franceball - Thanks for the warships, weapons, cars (
Peugeot who?), tourists and luxury stuff. I liked your Croissants and Macarons. We had a French village in my clay. He used to have some sort of rivalry with UKball but pls yuor son is boycotting my palm oil and my brother's nickle.
- Germanyball - Besides my arms supplier (HK416 is best raifu!!!), I welcomed his tourists to my clay. I do celebrate Oktoberfest although some don't. I'm the only countryball in the world that uses the XM-8 rifle. Also Mercedes Benz AMG is partnered with PETRONAS in motorsports. We're F1 dominators! Thanks to you, Petronas is very well-known. We can into Work. Also gib quality cars (but ho-ho expensive) but yuor anak
pungutboycott my palm oil and my kakak's nickle.
- New Zealandball - Umm... sister Kiwi... please don't cry Christchurch was not your fault... Please don't cry, you gonna make me cry as well... But congratulations for removing COVID-19 in yuor clay!
Sorry for mistook your national bird as a shoe polisher thanks
- Ghanaball - (Meme country) Thank yuo for helping my people staying at home!! HEY WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!!? KEEP UP THE MEME ALIVE!!! Also, I made a Malayicized version of Astronomia (coffin dance theme song). I hope you like it, hehe.
- Hungaryball -
H ow can I learn your language?But thanks for appreciating my cuisine and sharing Langos (European Cakoi)!!! Magyar girls are pretty and an alternative to Thai girls.
- Indiaball - Now with Muhyiddin, we will not be backing kebab on Kashmir and I will not discuss with issue further. I wanted to have a good relationship and restart our trade again. I hope you don't mind me keeping friendship with Pakistanball too. Also remove your tech scammers, it's really annoying! Some of my people want me to deport Zakir Naik now. So before I can send him back to India, you need to send me a formal extradition letter first. Also, I have friendly relationship with Chennaiball. Historically, we're friends. In the first millenia my people are mostly Hindus and Buddhists thanks to him. I love Indian cuisine.
- Indonesiaball - Mb brother, and a friendly rival, we had a very complicated admirable relationship. My people love to visit his clay and vice versa, his people love to visit my doctor son (Medan and Penang are one strait away) , and also his TV shows, and many kids in his clay love my animated shows (especially BoBoiBoy and Upin Ipin). But stop claiming my culture as your own! Ironically he is one of the richest countries in the world but many of his people come here to work as migrant workers for greater wages and AND I didn't TORTURE THEM wkwwkwkwk. We can't decide who is better on e-sports because currently we're both up there with the best of the world. ALSO STOP CLAIMING SARAWAK! ITS MINE LAH! Oh, you don’t? Control your smog and forest fire problems then. ALSO I will ALWAYS REMEMBER THE KONFRONTASI OF 1963-1965. But, no matter how much we liked or hated each other, we will always be brothers and we both op hate Merkelreich for banning our goods.
- Japanball - I let his waifu entertaining into my clay and having same birthday, 31 August. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally. I liked anime and manga that I made a parody version of DragonBall called Covid Ball-Z. Also, your people wanted to move to my clay because its much cheaper here. I also made an Air-Asia Itahikouki too
Hope I don't lose it!!!. But a few of us (especially the older generation) don't like you because of your evil counterpart bombed Penangball and Tringapore back in WW2 days. Also, a study has shown that my keris is simply better than your katana. but how come you anschlussed me when you're a empire?
- Jordanball - A good Arab friend who is protects Palestineball and is mostly against Israelcube. We have good relationships overall.
Sorry for calling you as a shoe (sometimes).
- Kosovoball - I Recognize yuo into freedom!
- NATOball - Good friends of mine, thanks for removing Republika Srpska and those Bosnian killers. Helped the club a bit during that crisis.
- Palestineball - I felt bad for you bro, you should have been independent. That Jewish Physics is being mean to you. Defend Al-Aqsa!
- Polandball - Happy 100 anniversary! KURWA (
Bukit Bintang)BROTHERS!! He gib me MBT PT-91 Pendekar tank as my MBT, which I upgraded a bit but my neighbour Tringapore has much more Leopard 2SG than me. Sorry, I always mistook you as Indonesiaball.
- South Koreaball - My good friend and trading partner. Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs, which is cool. I had relationship problems with your crazy brother and he cut ties with me recently, so this makes us true allies. Putrajayaball is twinned with Sejongball.
- Swedenball - Gave me Volvo, IKEA and meatballs with jam. Also gave me Bofors guns and speedboats for my navy called CB90. My people love your culture, from Vikings, to Minecraft, to Greta Thunberg...
- Thailandball - He is my neighbour and a good friend despite being a majority Buddhist country, we get along. He is real nice bro, my true friend. His girls are quite pretty and good lah (
Eww, shemales). (My girls are pretty too.) Also, Pattaniball is yours even they are mostly Malays, but he keeps wanted to join me tho. ( but still, one day, all the traditional Malay lands from Narathiwat to Phetchaburi will be mine, am I sounding a bit medieval here?). But I'm staying away from your protests. Just stop claiming my Perlis, Kedah, Kelantan and Terengganu as yours or telling me to remove Monarchy.
- Hong Kongball - He is of File:Tringapore-icon.png Tringapore's twin lah. However he rebels against Chinaball but I don't care lah, we are both rich. Last year I told that bitch to resign, unfortunately she didn't. If you want to move out of your clay, I will let your people migrate to my clay, anyways you're welcome anyways.
Only if Covid-19 doesn't exist. FREEDOM TO HONG KONG!
- Switzerlandball - Thanks for giving us Milo ice and Maggi goreng, saya suka Maggi Goreng, glory to Maggi Goreng! (
that's how he secretly invades the world, because beneath that innocent body, there may lie a rebellious heart.)He of having embassy and companies of his in my clay. Teach me how to stay neutral and have good politics + economy plox, and oh I realized, Titiwangsa Mountains is as good, if not better than the Alps.
- Taiwanball - MOTHER OF AUSTRONESIANS!!! HURRAY!!! No, I'm not mad that you legalised LGBT or anything, you gib Bubble tea and yuor president's birthday has the same date as my national day, nice! Why yuo mad at me that I like Chinaball tho? I thought yuor president wants to normalize relations with me in 2021.
- Tunisiaball - Best North African country. I have a lot of companies in File:Sfax-icon.png Sfaxball and we both sends students to each other. Despite of supporting countries that I do not of necessary like, we still can be kawan-kawan.
- Turkeyball - Another kebab brother, defend kebab! Also thank you for helping me build my Deftech armored vehicles. I manage your Sabiha Gökçen Airport in Istanbul and my people liked to travel to Istanbul and enjoy your Kebabs. My former Health minister, Dzulkefly Ahmad is referred as "Erdogan" of Malaysia and he was the first to greet Erdogan when he arrived to my clay. Thanks for the delicious Kebab (dish).
- Pakistanball - We fight side-by side with Americans especially in Battle of Mogadish in '93. I sold my Proton cars to you. I know you have problem with me now being friends with Indiaball again and no longer interfering with Kashmir but both of yuo can into my friends.
- Russiaball - Priviet tovarishch! Thanks for letting me into space. Although, I recognize Crimeaball as Ukrainian clay, We can be friends and he sent the first Malaysian into space in 2007. But one of my state hates You for calling him a Ukraine.
- South Africaball - He can into mass diversity like me, and he gib Nandos and fruits! He also have Malays in his clay. Also, we removed your apartheid father in 1994.
- UAEball - Can Into Skyscrapers like me. Your airline Emirates are the BEST!!! He hired my pilots because not many people want to travel with my Malaysia Airlines. But why you started being friends with that stupid Kosher you Traitor? Nvm, my king likes him so I don't really care much.
- UKball - (Adoptive) Dad, thanks for letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!! How dare you insult mah mighty Malaysian rendang, what of kind is krispy rendang? Is it like saying we should deep fry tea bag or fish served with tikka masala, Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?? Oh nvm, we're mostly good. Maybe Gordon Ramsay will call you an Idiot
SanswichSandwich. (he should need to learn how to cook rice, also, Chef Wan is by any means as skilled as Ramsay.) RIP Sean Connery 😭 at least yuo leave the Shitty Union for banning my palm oil.
- Ukraineball - Don't worry buddy, I recognize Crimeaball as yours instead of Russiaball's. Btw Upin's hair look kind of the same as your trademarked Zaporozhian Cossacks' haircut. Khay zyve vil'na Ukraina!
- USAball - CONGRATULATIONS, BIDEN!!! By the way we train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT. But Your 8-ball son dislikes me because of flag stealing which is because we are DEMOCRATIC NATIONS. I hope your new president Biden will remove sanctions and buy my palm oil. Please educate your people not to mistook my flag as a stinky jihadist flag. Also please stop forcing us into accepting homosex, we don't want them. And curb your anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to remove COVID-19! And I hope you can include us to travel to your clay under VWP. He help me with finding my lost plane. You're my side character of my comic book Covid Ball Z. I hope Joe Biden will be nicer to Palestineball but he is helping me to find this PIG DOG THIEF NAMED JHO LOW!!! And recently, North Koreaball had cut my diplomatic missions with me. Maybe we should be allies.
- Vietnamball - ASEAN friend! but I can into beating yuo in football (
not always)! Likes Upin Ipin and BoBoiBoy. There are many of you people settling my clay, and probably vice versa. We have had a love-hate relationship since the beginning of time. Also, Tun Mahathir visited your clay in 2019, so I think we're good now. Hooray! And why u build building of taller than of mine? It no matter I make taller building in my skyscraper heaven hehe.
- BRICSbricks - All my best friends in there. South Africa is kinda similar to me and btw, thanks Russia for letting me into space but stop bullying NATOball! He did nothing to you!!
Berkecuali( بركچوالي ) / Neutral
- Armeniaball - I really don't know him but he's not my Enemy-stan and I still liked you anyways. And thanks for giving me a hotel and a street to Penangball that still likes you. He went to Yerevan for WCIT 2019.
Because I'm still okay with you, why not make a village in my clay as that frogleg lover did?
- Bangladeshball - I was one of the countries that recognized his independence. Most of your foreign workers are Bengali who can speak Malay. Also I'm one of the largest investors in my clay and gave him Protons. But STOP turning my clay into BENGALASIA!!! Also, DO NOT PHANTOM VOTE ON MY ELECTIONS, IT'S FOR LOCALS ONLY!!
Of course you once voted for stupid Barisan bcos they paid you but stop it...
- Iranball - A good friend whom I have trade relations despite USA's Sanctions. I had a historical relationship with him and some of my rulers have partial or full Persian descent. But Stop promoting Shia Islam in me and my bro's clay!
Do it to Thailandball instead wkwkwkwkwk.
- Philippinesball - Great clay for tourism but I really don't know about her, but we should be fine. We had love-hate relationships. She is another one of my siblings (Austronesian family). Hey, Sabahball is mine, they volunteered to join? Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go back home, Sweet Home Alabama, we're fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that Sabahball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another pigdog,
or else.... I heard Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. Nevertheless, FUCK OFF YOU PIGNOY!!! SABAH IS RIGHTFULLY MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME?! But I think were fine now she is also my rightful trading partner. I thought I was the selfie capital of the world until I learned more about her social life.
- Qatarball - We don't have much problems to deal with as we had trade relations, But AL-JAZEERA, STOP MAKING THOSE FAKE NEWS ABOUT ME!!! Thanks to yuo being locked up in Lockdown documentary, we mostly don't like your media. Honestly, I don't want to put you into my enemies list. Apologize now,
- Macauball - Macau Adidas Hijau, just like your flag. (do you get the joke?) But stop scamming my people!!! Also find back Jho Low!!!
- : .........I didn't lah! Also Ask my Dad about Jho Low!!!
- Liberiaball - We don't have any problems, it's just you stole of my flag!!!
- Trinidad and Tobagoball - Not knowing much but his "birthday" is also on 31 August!!! And he's a bit like India.
- MCP fanboy - What do you mean by komunis Malaysia true Malaysia? You like Chin Peng? At least Lai Teck is better but you don't even know what I was doing with Chin Peng, that commie freak, YUO DON'T SIMPLY TRUST CHIN PENG, HE RUINED COMMUNISM JUST LIKE OTHER BAD LEADERS, even Fu Daqing made Communism better in Malaysia before, so don't just simply hate me for that because yuo need to know what your thinking yuor doing! But he did stress out UK until he have no choice give me independent and I visit him at Moscow too...heh...
- Mongoliaball - I know its getting old, but I didn't mean to murder your Altantuyaa. Pls don't ANSCHLUSSS ME!!! I'll punish my evil policemen who did this thing... At least Najib is gone now. Malacca Sultanate and Mongol Empire stronk!
- Myanmarball - Look man, I don't want to fight yuo because we are part of ASEAN, but I can't accept Rohingya's refugees anymore. What did they do to you? STOP REMOVING KEBAB
OR I WILL CLAIM ALL YOUR LANDS ALL THE WAY TO PUTAO
(Because I secretly want a portion of Himalaya (otherwise my name wouldn't make sense, aka, Indus syndrome), also, am I sounding a bit medieval again?)!!! Also I'm better than you at e-sports wkwkwkwk (maybe).
- Serbiaball - STOP REMOVING KEBAB AND PLAYING THAT EARRAPE MUSIC, GAH!!! But yuo forgave Bosnia and Herzegovina? Alright, I'll forgive you back. But I still recognize Kosovoball, he can't be yours either. At least he is not that stupid Kosher.
- Somaliaball - I mean we agree, we like Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball and he is a good muslim arab friend and we have diplomatic relations....but..... Remember the black hawk. If you evil pirates attack me one more time I will fucking kill your wrecked shithole with my BARE HANDS!!! REMOVE PIRATES!!! but other then that we are OKAY. His girls are pretty too
and a future alternative to Thai girls.
- Pattaniball - Sorry, You are part of Thailandball even if you are technically Nusantara. And I will not recognize your potential independence. But still, if something like the Masjid Kerisik (Krue Se Mosque,
Siamized version of Malay name is funny) raid happens, maybe I'll back yuo.
- Various Unrecognized Countryballs - Only my health minister recognises yuo (Except Wakanda and Molossia, I guess).
Musuh-musuh( موسوه٢ ) / Enemies
- Israelcube - HONESTLY, I DON'T REALLY HATE JEWS, BUT PLEASE STOP BULLYING PALESTINEBALL OR I WON'T NORMALIZE TIES WITH YOU!!!
- Merkelreich - YOU FRICKIN'
NAZIMONSTER!!! WHAT IN THE NAJIS HAPPEN TO OUR FTA?! YOU JUST BANNED MY PALM OIL AND MY BRO'S NICKEL! My Bapak deserved to leave you!!! REMOVE SANCTIONS AND UNBAN MY PALM OIL RIGHT NOW!!!
- North Koreaball - Why are you keep blaming me for Kim Jong Nam's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you knew it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leader's half brother. YOU EVEN FRAMED VIETNAM AND INDONESIA IN MAH CLAY!!! AND YOU WAN TO CUT TIES WITH ME?! FINE, I DON'T CARE, GET OUT OF MY CLAY RIGHT NOW!!! SOUTH KOREABALL IS BEST KOREA!!!
- ISISball - FAKE KEBAB!!! Before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first? SO REMOVE TERRORISM OR ME AND EVERYONE WILL REMOVE YUO UNTIL THE EDGE OF EARTH!!! AultiND STOP MAKING THE WORLD HATING ISLAM, YUO FAKE JIHADIST!!! BECAUSE OF YUO, NON-KEBABS MOSTLY THINK THAT ISLAM IS AN EXTREMIST RELIGION WHEN THE PROBLEM IS NOT ISLAM BUT YUORSELF!!! *turns into a non-stop talking true Islamic scholar*
- Angolaball - HOW!, HOW DARE YOU BAN ISLAM AND HATE MY FRIENDS!!!!
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - YOU HARAM JADAH!! REMOVE LGBT!!! YOU AREN'T WELCOME!!! ALSO GO SWIM BACK TO AUSTRALIABALL IF YOU CAN!!! I'm not like these kebabs that throw stones at you,
But I'll ROTAN you instead!!!*Whips Rotan*
- Republika Srpskaball - YOU ARE A FAKE COUNTRY!!! YUO IS OF RIGHTFUL BOSNIAN CLAY!!! I KILLED YOU WITH MY BUDDIES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITY!!!
- Quebecball - An anti-imperialist whose think he can separate from Canadaball. No independence for yuo, French boi!
- Union of South Africaball - REMOVE APARTHIED!!! DEFEND OOGAA BOOGA! HE IS EVEN WORSE THAN ISRAELCUBE. AND WHY YUO LEFT COMMONWEALTH?! EVEN UKBALL HATES YUO. I'M GLAD THAT HE DIED!!! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL APARTHEID CRIMINAL, AND ALSO DON'T COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or else bad things will happen to you......
- Nazi Germanyball - IF YOU THINK I WANTED TO KILL JEWS, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG. I HAVE PROOF THAT YOU ARE A KEBAB REMOVER TOO. ENJOY YOUR NICE LIFE IN HELL!!!!
- Donetsk People's Republicball - NEVER FORGET MH17 YOU WAR CRIMINAL!!! Really, do I ever interfere in your matters to the point that you think that my plane is your enemy's plane? No, UNTIL NOW!
- MH370 STEALERS!!!- They stole my plane: '( MH370 (*sob*, crying, of depression) I HOPE CHINA WILL FUCK YOU ALL!!!
- Crimeaball - YOU ARE UKRAINIAN CLAY AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!! AND HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SON'S FLAG, AND STOP CALLING HIM FILIPINO YOU BITCH!!!!! But besides, you have a rich history and colorful culture, just like me. BUT DON'T CALL MY SON THAI!!!!
- Chin Peng - BABI KOMUNIS!!! NEVER COME BACK TO MY CLAY TRAITOR...EVEN YOUR ASHES!!! ALSO PERAKBALL HATES YUO FOR RAVAGING HIM!!! LAI TECK IS BETTER THAN YOU, HE IS THE BEST COMMUNIST UNLIKE YOU, YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANY OTHER COMMIES!!!
- Boliviaball - WA LAO WEH YOU TRAITOR!!! HOW DARE YOU REVERT BACK TO ANTI-IMPERIALISM!!! MUHAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT INTO SEA!!!
Carrie Lam - WHAT THE FUCK LAH? YOU MONSTER DICTATOR !! OUR FORMER PRIME MINISTER TOLD YUO TO FUCKING RESIGN!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH XI JINPING, YUO'RE THE ONE THAT MADE HONGKONGERS VIOLATE THEIR CITY!! YUO ALSO CORRUPTED THE POLICE!! WE WANT YUO TO RESIGN, RIGHT, NOW!!!!! Although I don't support the protests.
- Emmanuel Macron - WTF LAH?! YUO ISLAMPHOBIC!!! LIBERTY DOES NOT MEAN YUO CAN INSULT RELIGIONS!
NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY CYBERTROOPERS! Ta mère est verte!
- Soekarno - YUO COMMIE SCUM,
babiWHY YUO ANSCHLUSS ME?!?! I'M NOT BAPAK'S PUPPET. YUO ALMOST RUINED ME AND MY BROTHER CLAY, BECAUSE OF YUO MANY PEOPLE I'M MY BROTHER'S CLAY OF HATE ME THANKFULLY SOEHARTO REMOVE YUO. ENJOY YUOR STAY IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!!
- - Kebab Remover Team who murder poor Muslims - Those weak countries hate me but they are not of stronk (except China and India) so I don't care almost all about them. Though China and India will defeat me easily. But anyways, I will never surrender!
- Jacobim Mugatu- How dare you attempt to kill the prime minister of my country. Thank God Zoolander you saved us with magnum. And you escaped and died again in Zoolander 2 YOU RELAX AND FASHION FREAK!!!! 2001 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE(for zoolander)
- Uncle Roger - I don't know why...BUT SMOKY BBQ PORK IS NOT HALAL!!!
6ball- YUO IS THE REASON MY PLANE VANISHED, REMOVE LITTLE GREEN IDIOTS
- Molossiaball - WHAT THE FUCK LAH NAME STEALER??? WHY YUO WANT TO ANSCHLUSS ALL YUOR "FLAG STEALERS" LAH?? WHAT IS YUOR PROBLEM LAH???
States and Territories
Federal Territoriesball (Wilayah Persekutuan)
- Kuala Lumpurball - Home of the twin towers. Future of KL118 & the
T-RexTun Razak Exchange. The best place to go sight-seeing a Rolls-Royce.
- Putrajayaball - Second Capital, Home of the government and the prime ministers. Has a great man-made lake and futuristic architecture. He is a role-model and twinned with Sejongball.
- Labuanball - The one who takes care of Sarawakball and Sabahball, and can into cheap ciggies,liquors and CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! MMM. Tax-free haven. Also has a cemetery dedicated for WWII heroes.
- Selangorball - Most urbanized state. Also the most populous one, and the richest. One of his mosques has the biggest dome in the world! The coastal port of Klang is currently the country's main port. His clay can get very crowded in some places, while being completely empty on other places. Has the only major track in all of Malaysia, the Sepang Circuit, ya ever heard of it? (
This is the reason why Malaysians race on the streets and install some Jahannam mods to their cars, there is not enough tracks for Malaysians to test their cars and to know more about actual good mods to install, not just some taped spoilers that allegedly produce an elephant's weight of downforce but are also vulnerable.)
- Perakball - Gold and Silver mines goes here, in fact, he's probably named after the Malay word for
poop(berak)silver(perak). His rulers are of direct Malacca Sultanate descent. He creates the innovative clay container known as labu sayong. Makes good Gongpian too. Makes good chicken rice too. His royal capital has the beautiful Ubudiah Mosque. The city of Teluk Intan (Diamond Bay), formerly known as Teluk Anson (Anson Bay), has a leaning tower called Menara Condong (literally means 'Leaning Tower' in Malay), similar to Pisa's. Pulau Pangkor is very nice, it has the ruins of a Dutch fort (remains from when the Dutch flee the island after being attacked by locals, who said Malays are weak?)
- Penangball - Another most urbanized state, THE food capital, professional doctor, and a tourist attraction that includes a UNESCO site, beaches, a long bridge and a verdant hill. Some people actually think that learning how to drive in his clay will make you a great driver, although this is unjustified. Once part of Kedahball, he was the first Malaysian state to go under British rule, in 1786. Even today there are statues of Francis Light in his capital.
- Malaccaball - Used to be SPQRball version of Southeast Asia that was Anschlussed by Portuguese in 1511 (actually he almost totally rekt Portugis, but he got backstabbed by one of his ministers), now he still remembers his former glory. A tourist magnet. Has many relics from the ancient times such as the A'Famosa fortress and a replica of the wrecked Portuguese flagship vessel, the Flor de la Mar (The Flower of The Sea).
- Kelantanball - Has a very catchy accent of Malay. Loves his animals, especially his mousedeers. He loves playing wau, a really big kite handcrafted by himself, and can take on many shapes and forms, but the most well-known (and possibly the biggest and the most striking) one is Wau Bulan (Moon), shaped like a crescent. He even wrote a song about it (eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, eh wau bulan, teraju tiga...). Can into female leadership during the good old days. Many tribes live in his interiors. Best buds with Terengganuball. Almost everything is the same between them - both have great folk music, both have Islamic-oriented leadership,
both have beautiful girls, just like Thailandballboth can be hit hard by floods (though Kelantanball usually takes more pain because his heartlands are not as mountainous as Terengganuball's, but he has more tourists anyway), both use the Jawi writing system more frequently than other states, both have a quite similar accent, both have beautiful beaches, both has beautiful, mountainous countrysides (safe for that big lake Terengganu owns, oh yeah, Terengganu also hugs most of the coast), both has a history crafted from the up north, both have been under Siamese rule, both are pious kebabs, both have delicious foods, and the list goes on. But, according to legend, there is a hiccup in their relationship. see Terengganuball
- Kedahball - Rice, rice, and rice. As someone to draw a picture of Kedah's countryside, and they'll likely to include vast paddy fields in the foreground, maybe with a traditional Malay house, a coconut tree, or a stream, with hills in the horizon. He's known for being the 'rice bowl' of Malaysia, the rice capital of Malaysia. His rice has gone global. Another catchy accent of Malay, known as 'the Northern speak' is spoken here. He owns Langkawiball, a nice, big island and a tax-free haven. He still remembers his glorious old days, when he was a major port in Southeast Asia, with global relationships.
- Terengganuball - I HUGGED THE EAST COAST!!! Loves the Jawi writing system. His most famous artifact is a slab of stone from the ancient times that signified his acceptance of Islam (he is the first one to do so). Yet another catchy accent of Malay is here, which is quite similar to Kelantan's accent. His Pasar Payang (Payang Bazaar) is still one of the most well-known bazaars in the country. Also loves his turtles, beaches and islands (he owns almost all the islands on the East Coast). Has the biggest man-made lake in ASEAN (Kenyir Lake). Legend has it that Terengganu and Kelantan once had a chicken fight over who should rule the land between their respective clays, a.k.a, File:Besutball-icon.png Besutball. Long story short, Terengganu wins and got to keep Besut. Yes, it's not clear if this actually happened, but still, it's a good story.
- Perlisball - Nothing much other than it's close to Thailandball, and for being the smallest state. Amazing limestone formations and caves are found here. Speaks a slightly harder version of Kedahball's accent. Northernmost state (into the unknooooooooooooownnnnnn). Used to be friends with Sadaoball until the latter came under direct Siamese rule. Yeah, he's not Ukraine. Far from it.
- Pahangball - Home of the strawberries, tea, and casinos, delicious tempoyak, a very big and broad river (the largest in the peninsula), the National Park, Bera Lake, Chini Lake (with a legend stating that there's a dragon living at the bottom of the lake, similar to the Nessie lore), nothing else. Genting is of in Pahang not from Singapore wannabe Selangor. Has the highest mountains in the Peninsula. Best state for sea fishing, many sailfishes and other big game fish in his waters. The same territory also houses the wrecks of two British WWII warships.
- Negeri Sembilanball - Abnormal enclaves of monarchy. His unique culture is the result of a mix between local traditions and customs with Minangkabau traditions and customs brought by Minangkabau explorers from the Pagaruyung Sultanate in what is now West Sumatra (Malay and Minangkabau people, best friends!). You may know about his royal palace, the majestic Seri Menanti Palace, in a setting that's frankly, quite similar to the Pagaruyung Palace back in Sumatra. Also, best spicy food and smoked duck you'll taste in your entire life.
- Johorball - Tringaporean wannabe. Where most dumb people become famous and went viral nationally. Other unfamous people are smart. Leads other states in football. Calls himself the 'Southern Tiger'. And he (probably) has the handsomest boys in the country. There's a legend stemming from his highest mountain, Gunung (Mountain) Ledang about a beautiful princess that once offered crazy demands to the ruler of Malacca Sultanateball in order to marry her, which he ultimately refused because the craziest part of her demands includes the blood of his own son. He is very rich too. He is good in football too.
Borneo/Kalimantan (Malaysia Timur)
- Sarawakball - They formally wanted to join us, now they regret it. If he doesn't get equal developings and keeps getting his money and 'ol stealed, he and Sabahball will be independent. Anyway, don’t worry bcs you both are currently developing right now. (Treason) They can into oil and timber. Biggest state.and edible worms, !
- Sabahball -
WORST COVID-19 INFECTED IN MALAYSIA!!!They formally wanted to join us, but our neighbors won't accept it. Until today. BUT DONT ABDUCT MY NORTH BORNEO CHILDREN PLS!!! Also, pls stay in Malaysia. Don't be like Crimea!!!
or else my money would be wasted bcs of developing yuo & Sarawakball
Former and Proposed
- Tringapore - Kicked out by mistake, oops
actually he was too much china and had to be removed. We both have our ways.
- Bruneiball - Didn't want to join us :( But we still treated him as a little brother. Your rulers have so much exotic cars, we only had like, 1 exotic car per 10000 cars on the road (I will make a supercar one day to beat Italy, Germany and Britain's asses). Got separated in two by File:Limbangball-icon.png Limbangball. (gib oil and money).
I'll be back someday later
- Kuala Lumpurball- My greatest invention ever. This place has the largest population in my clay. Kuala Lumpur can into skyscrapers.
- Putrajayaball -
de facto capital. Planned City and my administrative centre. He is a role-model and twinned with Sejongball.