- For the county in Liberia, see Marylandball (Liberia).
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 Marylandball |
Marylandball is a state of 
USAball. Marylandball likes dressing up as 
UKball or wearing big and poofy wigs while walking his poodle. Marylandball also likes to occasionally wear a crab hat on his head, and is often found carrying a bottle of old bay spice. He’s a victim of gerrymandering and has some of the weirdest looking congressional districts in the east coast. Marylandball has a passion for rock music and folk art. He’s also where "The Star Spangled Banner" (the national anthem of the United States) was written.
Marylandball is one of the states with the highest number of 
8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from countryballs like 
Angolaball, 
Congoball, 
Guineaball, 
Democratic Republic of Congoball, 
Togoball, 
Nigeriaball, 
Senegalball, 
Gambiaball, 
Beninball, 
Cameroonball, 
Ivory Coastball, 
Ghanaball, etc.
His flag is the worst (best) one in the world like just look at it
Contents
History
Marylandball was born a 
3ball. He was colonized by 
Englandball settlers, founded Catholic and was later adopted by USAball. He ratified the Constitution on April 28, 1788, becoming the seventh state to ratify it. In 1861, 
CSAball asked Marylandball to leave USAball and join him; Marylandball said no. Now of having
8ball overload.
Trivia
Marylandball has a cityball, Manchester (Carroll County), who has the distinction of being perhaps the only cityball whose reality state has a "donut hole" in its clay. One of Marylandball's other cityballs, Westminster, is held to serve the residence of one of the largest pipe organs in the Baltimore-Washington metropolitan area. They have not voted Republican since 1988. Marylandball's reality state is the birthplace of the poet who wrote the national anthem of USAball. (Frederick Countyball swears that having everything to do with the poem of "The Defense of Fort McHenry", which provides the lyrics of the song, has nothing to do with why it wants to split from Marylandball along with some other countyballs and form a 51st stateball). Marylandball's biggest counties are MoCoball, P.G. Countyball, and HoCoBall.
Relationships
Friends
USAball - My father who established me to have sea, thanks dad. Bring me CRAB!
- Michigancube - He’s my very own Rubix Cube.
- UKball - Get your disgusting culture away from me, grandpa!
- Estoniaball - Name stealer! Other than that we are besties! Dad partnered my national guard with them after USSR died. Lots of their people live in my clay!
- Franceball - Nah! She’s not my rival, well, just twice, most likely an ally! Just PLEASE stop waving that shitty blank flag of yours!
- OhioRawr - He doesn’t let me put a crab hat on him when I take him for walkies.
- Floridaball - Amazing friend, but with weird shape tho. He can into Atlantic!
- Liberiaball - Its cool you have a county named after me, but please change the flag! It’s worse than mine!
- West Virginiaball - Dirtbike BMX partner. A good friend and has some really good artisan soaps and rootbeer.
- Georgiaball (state) - Best friend! He can also go into the Atlantic, loves my crabs! Let me annex Delawareball, please?
- Pennsylvaniaball - Bro to the north. He has very bad roads. STOP DUMPING STUFF INTO OUR BAY!
- DCball - My son! Don't listen to him.
- New Yorkball - He helps me with tourism and getting people to visit my clay.
- Israelcube - I let him visit once. Now there are Jews everywhere.
Neutral
- Virginiaball - He's a good brother, he borrows my stuff, but CAN YOU JUST RETURN IT!? IF YOU DON'T THEN I WILL ASSUME THAT YOU ARE STEALING.
- Minnesotaball - Another good brother, but can someone tell me why is a wannabe viking?
- Delawareball - He may be very tiny, but he really annoys me with his gangs, stop it, please, or I will have to annex you.
- Texasball - I mean, he’s not the worst person ever, he is chill most of the time but he’s also a racist redneck as well. At least he actually knows how to not have a high crime rate and growing economy unlike me..
- Californiaball - He is a progressive like me
and also has a dying economy and high crime rate in his cities like mebut he’s also like Texasball in the fact he is VERY VERY egotistical, oh yeah also stop acting like your the most progressive state ever and everyone else is racist. Plus he isn’t even democrat anymore, he’s full on Marxist
Enemies
- CSAball - FUCK YOU! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!! I'M GLAD I DID NOT SECEDE! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY, THREE TIMES! TWO IN 1862, ONCE IN 1863 AND THE FINAL TIME IN 1864! 1865 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!
- Soviet Unionball - You are a fucking commie piece of shit that called my Girlfriend a bitch, why?! What did she ever do to you? WELL GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE, I PARDNERED WITH HER AFTER YOU DIED, SO TAKE THAT POTATO COMMIE!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU RACIST DOG! YOU DECLARED WAR ON US! STOP KILLING JEWS! YOU ARE A FUCKING GIANT APE RETARD THAT SHOULD GO JUMP OF A CLIFF WITH CSA! YOU ARE ANOTHER REASON WHY MY GIRLFRIEND HAS SUCH A DARK AND BAD HISTORY! REMOVE HITLER! AND REMOVE NATIONAL SOCIALISM!
- Iranball - WHY YOU ATTACK MY DAD'S BASES?! DO NOT DO IT AGAIN, I'M WARNING YOU!
- Afghanistanball - REMOVE HEROIN!
- Massachusettsball - Not gonna lie, I really hate this guy, he always brags about this football team, he is fucking annoying!
Major Cityballs
- Annapolisball (Maryland) - My favorite son! I did make him my capital for a reason. He has a sailing fetish tho.
- Baltimoreball - Where to begin. This is my most edgy son. Always doing drugs, causing crime, and burning himself to the ground. Please fix yourself Baltimore!
- DCball - MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!
How to draw
Drawing Marylandball is a pain:
- Divide the basic circle shape into quarters
- Color the up-left one and the down-right one of this yellow
- Divide the other quarters in littler quarters
- Color them (from up-left, clockwise) of white, red, white and red
- Draw a pattee cross on these big quarters counter coloring
- Divide the yellow quarters into six vertical lines (yellow and black)
- Draw a diagonal (from up-left to right-down) line counter coloring
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
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