EAT CRAB CAKES MOTHERF*CKER!
 
— Maryland

For the county in Liberia, see Marylandball (Liberia).

Marylandball is a state of USA-icon.png USAball. Marylandball likes dressing up as UK-icon.png UKball or wearing big and poofy wigs while walking his poodle. Marylandball also likes to occasionally wear a crab hat on his head, and is often found carrying a bottle of old bay spice. He’s a victim of gerrymandering and has some of the weirdest looking congressional districts in the east coast. Marylandball has a passion for rock music and folk art. He’s also where "The Star Spangled Banner" (the national anthem of the United States) was written.

Marylandball is one of the states with the highest number of 8-icon.png 8balls, these 8balls are descendants of slaves that came from countryballs like Angola-icon.png Angolaball, Congo-icon.png Congoball, Guinea-icon.png Guineaball, DR Congo-icon.png Democratic Republic of Congoball, Togo-icon.png Togoball, Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball, Senegal-icon.png Senegalball, Gambia-icon.png Gambiaball, Benin-icon.png Beninball, Cameroon-icon.png Cameroonball, Ivory Coast-icon.png Ivory Coastball, Ghana-icon.png Ghanaball, etc.

His flag is the worst (best) one in the world like just look at it

History

Marylandball was born a 3-icon.png 3ball. He was colonized by England-icon.png Englandball settlers, founded Catholic and was later adopted by USA-icon.png USAball. He ratified the Constitution on April 28, 1788, becoming the seventh state to ratify it. In 1861, CSA-icon.png CSAball asked Marylandball to leave USA-icon.png USAball and join him; Marylandball said no. Now of having 8-icon.png 8ball overload.

Trivia

Marylandball has a cityball, Manchester (Carroll County), who has the distinction of being perhaps the only cityball whose reality state has a "donut hole" in its clay. One of Marylandball's other cityballs, Westminster, is held to serve the residence of one of the largest pipe organs in the Baltimore-Washington metropolitan area. They have not voted Republican since 1988. Marylandball's reality state is the birthplace of the poet who wrote the national anthem of USAball. (Frederick Countyball swears that having everything to do with the poem of "The Defense of Fort McHenry", which provides the lyrics of the song, has nothing to do with why it wants to split from Marylandball along with some other countyballs and form a 51st stateball). Marylandball's biggest counties are MoCoballP.G. Countyball, and HoCoBall.

Relationships

  • USA-icon.png USball - My father who established me to have sea, thanks dad. Bring me CRAB!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Get your disgusting culture away from me, grandpa!
  • Estonia-icon.pngEstoniaball: Name stealer! Other than that we are besties! Dad partnered my national guard with them after USSR died. Lots of their people live in my clay!
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Nah! She’s not my rival, well, just twice, most likely an ally! Just PLEASE stop waving that shitty blank flag of yours!
  • Virginia-icon.png Virginiaball - She borrows my stuff AND FORGETS TO RETURN IT. Besides that very good sister.
  • Ohio-icon.png OhioRawr - He doesn’t let me put a crab hat on him when I take him for walkies.
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - Amazing friend, but with weird shape tho. He can into Atlantic!
  • Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball - Its cool you have a county named after me, but please change the flag! It’s worse than mine!
  • West Virginia-icon.png West Virginiaball - Dirtbike BMX partner. A good friend and has some really good artisan soaps and rootbeer.
  • Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball - Very annoying person, always brags about his “football teams”, god I hate this guy!
  • Pennsylvania-icon.png Pennsylvaniaball - Bro to the north. He has very bad roads. STOP DUMPING STUFF INTO OUR BAY!
  • WashingtonDC-icon.png DCball - My son! Don't listen to him.
  • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - He helps me with tourism and getting people to visit my clay.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I let him visit once. Now there are Jews everywhere.
  • Delaware-icon.png Delawareball - He may be very tiny, but he really bothers me. Keep your little gangs in your state buddy. Or I’ll annex you!
  • Nazi-icon.png CSA-icon.png Protesters - Stop taking down my statues!
  • Afghan-icon.png Afghanistanball - Stop sending us heroin! We don’t need any more junkies around the streets!
  • Russia-icon.pngRussiaball From what my dad told me, I'm not a big fan of you at all. As he says, we have our eyes on you.

Major Cityballs

  • Baltimore-icon.png Baltimoreball Where to begin. This is my most edgy son. Always doing drugs, causing crime, and burning himself to the ground. Please fix yourself Baltimore!

How to draw

Drawing Marylandball is a pain:

  1. Divide the basic circle shape into quarters
  2. Color the up-left one and the down-right one of this yellow
  3. Divide the other quarters in littler quarters
  4. Color them (from up-left, clockwise) of white, red, white and red
  5. Draw a pattee cross on these big quarters counter coloring
  6. Divide the yellow quarters into six vertical lines (yellow and black)
  7. Draw a diagonal (from up-left to right-down) line counter coloring
  8. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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