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General information
Government
Federal presidential constitutional republicPersonality
Language
Spanish 
Mexican Spanish
68 indigenous languages
English
Type
Capital
Affiliation
Religion
Christianity- Roman Catholicism
- Evangelicalism
Relations and opinions
Friends
Enemies
CHINGA TU MADRE Y VETE ALA VERGA!!!!!
Not You
REMOVE CARAVANAS
Venezuelaball
(Neutral)
YOU FUCKIN WALL BUILDER!!!!!!!!
Butthurt smoker 
FLAG STEALER!!! 
0-1 and yuo shall never working as hard as me
TRUMP LOVER
Swedenball
YUO SERB NOT SHQIP
NAME STEALER!!!
Formerly:
Spanish Empireball
French Empireball
Nazi Germanyball
Kingdom of Italyball
Empire of Japanball
Francoist Spainball
Likes
Sombreros
Smiling
Golden Eagle
Tortilla Chip Sombrero from Despicable Me 2
tequila
Juan Pablo II
shouting "PUUUTO!" in soccer matches
his Association Football
Boxing
Baseball
American Football (mainly 
Monterreyball)
El Chapulin Colorado
El chavo del ocho
watching telenovelas (soap operas)
zombies
the Mexican singer "Thalia"
the actor "Mario Moreno Cantinflas"
the guitar player "Carlos Santana"
the rock band "Maná"
día de Muertos
Lucha libre (Wrestling)
the director "Guillermo del Toro"
El tren del mame
Mexican Movies
Chihuahuas
foreign investment
expecting a high GDP growth despite reasons to believe the opposite
ignoring inconvenient realities
Pixar: ,,Coco"!
Maybe TF2 Pyro?
Estadio Azteca
Tekashi69
Messiah AMLO
Central (geography) stronk past
Alebrijes.
Luisito comunica
Sr Pelo, KRIMAAAA Mexican Street Fighter: T Hawk, El Fuerte, Noembelu
Manny (Halloween) and Rosa (Mexico City) from Subway Surf
Joe Biden,Catalina la Catrina (The new mexican waifu), juan.
Mexican Dream
Dislikes
USAball claims to be Mexican food, his own government-self, corrupt (un)government officials, Enrique Peña Nieto, the PRI political party, you speak english, Illegal Drugs, Cartels, 
Los Zetas, 
El Chapo Guzman, 
WAR 
, responsibilities (sometimes), Drought, hard work (sometimes), WALL, soaring gas prices, Earthquake, making the last place of the World Cup, La Llorona, La Chancla, 
COVID-19| Preceded by |
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 Porfiriatoball |
Is of importants
Can into space?
Börk
Tëquila Tëquila
Ay Ay
Gringo Gringo
Food
Status
COVID-19 and can now into winnings in Miss Universe 2020!Notes
| “ | Ya, como chingas pinche Donald Trompetas y tu muro! | ” |
—
 Mexico |
| “ | But what I am most proud of, of those 6 years, is the year of 1968, because it allowed me to serve and save the country, whether you like it or not... | ” |
— Gustavo Diaz Ordaz
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Mexicoball,Pico officially the United Mexican Tacos Statesball is a smiling Character in Friday Night Funkin countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USAball and 
Canadaball but he does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital 
Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2021, he has a population of about 130.2 million inhabitants, the 10th most populous in the world.
Mexico maintains membership in the 
UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the 
EUball.
Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like . It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the Masonic Burgerball mass media shows
USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. His economy has seen a large amount of growth due to his large trades with 
Chinaball and USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.
He can into 2026 World Cup with USAball and Canadaball. It´s the third time that he hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)
His birthday is on September 16.
Contents
History
65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barely alive and caused mass extinctions.
For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3ball and 
7ball civilizations like 
Mayaball and Aztec Empireball.
In 1521, Mexico was born as New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by 
Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their mother, Spainball.
After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The 
First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over his clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... 
Texasball.
Texasball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to USAball in 1845. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texasball but USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern sons, which are now the American states of 
Californiaball, 
Nevadaball, 
Arizonaball, 
Utahball, 
Coloradoball and 
New Mexicoball.
In 1861, Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in 
Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over 
Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.
Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USAball. As a result, 
Reichtangle invited him to declare war on USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including Texasball and New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.
Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 
8ball power Olympics in 1968.
Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on his clay. But Mexicoball resolves with his new presidential strategy since 2018.
On May 3 2021, a viaduct on line 12 of his subway collapsed leaving 20 dead.
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bottle Green | 0, 104, 71 | C100-M34-Y93-K30 | #006847 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFF | |
| Fire Engine Red | 206, 17, 38 | C0-M92-Y82-K19 | #CE1126 | |
Emblem Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bottle Green | 0, 104, 71 | C100-M34-Y93-K30 | #006847 | |
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFF | |
| Fire Engine Red | 206, 17, 38 | C0-M92-Y82-K19 | #CE1126 | |
| Maximum Blue | 48, 194, 220 | C78-M12-Y0-K14 | #30C2DC | |
| Saddle Brown | 143, 70, 32 | C0-M51-Y78-K44 | #8F4620 | |
| Earth Yellow | 219, 173, 108 | C0-M21-Y51-K14 | #DBAD6C | |
Relationships
Friends/Amigos
- Chile - Good hermano, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD CUP MUAJAJAJA.
hoho badabun passed holasoygerman in subs - Brasil - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of Him, Also i love HUE. He did beat me in the 2018 WC (STOP DIVING NEYMAR), and he likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER!🇧🇷🇲🇽
- Colombia - Good amigo and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
- El Salvador - Great hermano. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
- Belice - My Anglo neighbor.
- Canadá - Cousin and good amigo. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
- Reino Unido - El papá de gringo and help him during World War II with little help from gringo. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
- Israel - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism but please stop bullying el Palestino...
- Líbano - I received many immigrants from him, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
- Etiopía - We both can into spicy food and rich history. African amigo. Me and Grinko among other amigos did not recognize the Italian occupation among his clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Amigo..congrats for staying uncolonized.
you're so lucky You do not want to know what My formally evil imperialist papa did. - Serbia - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also he's one of the best friends of Huen, I also don't recognize Kosovo, Kosovo es Serbia.
- Irlanda - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
- Corea del Sur - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the World Cup! 2-0 against Germany? Awesome!
- Rumania - Eastern European uncle. He really likes my food.
- Rusia - You good amigo. He is a bro of Serbiaball and we hate USAball. But Crimea is Ukraineball.
- Sahara Occidental - I recognize you and I have your embassy.
- Somalia - We are both good amigos and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as shitholes. I hope you and your brother go into peace. bot why do you hate my Friend?
- Filipinas - We are both Hispanioballs! I like your food And you like mine too!
- Islandia - Of all nordicos, you are the one that I like the most.
- Equatorial Guineaball - sister who has a lot of oil.
Neutral
- Francia - Aunt. Ha! I beat you
one timein 1867 But we are okay, now. - España - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mi madre with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest and marks me as her favourite hijo unlike mi other hermanos.
- Indonesia - Amigo from southeast asia, he not liking drogas, but we share some common interests. You should try it! OR ELSE...
- Italia - BANDERA STEALER!!! But tu can into Catholic too and still, El Taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopiaball. But we both hate Swedenball.
- Perú - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca).
- China - Mi good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW I GOT INFECTED.
- Venezuela - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs. But please, stop making el Cuba Comunista!!!
- Estados Unidos - SIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY AFTER 4 YEARS, TU FINALLY GOT RID OF TRUMP!!!!!! We are of good amigos and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost my land but we're good now. He is also my brother because we both have the same mother (Spainball). But never forget 1846! My hijo Texasball still hates me for that. He helps me with my drug war. Good thing Joe Biden can into president so I and you can into improving our relationships and aI hope he can get rid of that estupido wall.
Enemies/Enemgios
- Alemania - Never forget World Cup 2018! Estoy is better than tu! Soy also can workings harder than tu!
- Ucrania - I am the dino killer! Not tu! But Crimea is yours anyway.
- Suecia - I do not know why but I hate him. Well he did beat me in the Group Stage.
- Kosovo - Eres un pais falsa! Kosovo es Serbia!
- Albania - I only hate you because you made Kosovo independiente!
- Argentina - Internet trolling rival hermano. Also, HAHA YUO DIDN'T GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
- Texas - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight gringo. TEXMEX?!! Hijo, You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!??
- Guatemala - He is of clay thiff. He is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you. No te iguales, no me digas "hermano".
- Honduras - How dare your people force their way into my clay?!? YUO WILL GET LA CHANCLA AND EL CINTO BY ME!!! REMOVE CARAVAN!! (I can't believe this Hijo de puta was right about yuo) And also frijoles are not of pig food!
- Jamaica - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡LACRA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
- ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!
- Uruguay - Another drug user. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY INTERNET TROLLING RIVAL!!!
- Corea del Norte - Ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you Communist cabron! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay? AND WHY TU LOVE THAT PUTA TRUMP?! REMOVE KIM JONG UN FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
- Alemania nazi - This fascist puta is the main reason why I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship! Curse tu!!
- Reino de Italia - LEAVE ABYSSINIA AND GREECE ALONE YOU FASCISTA!!! THEY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ROMAN IMPERIO!!!
- Imperio de Japón - YUO EVIL LITTLE SHIT!! REMOVE YUO!! LEAVE CHINA AND KOREA ALONE!! YOUR SUSHI TASTES SOOO BAD!!! MY TACOS, CHIPS AND SALSA IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN TU!!! 1945 BEST YEAR OF THE WORLD!! COMFORT TO WOMAN YOU PUTA!
- Dictadura de Francisco Franco - Remove Fascism. I supported Spanish Republicans against you. How can tu become evil, mama? POR QUE??? YUO TRAIDOR!!!
- IDIOTAS - HOHOHOHOHO, IDIOTA A UN PATO CON TROMPETA, DE TODAS FORMAS PUEDE GANAR YAY QUITARTE LA TROMPETA NO APTO EN LA CASA BLANCA, ¿QUÉ? DEMANDARÁS A BIDEN, NO, NO PUEDES HACER ESO!!!
- Marruecos - WESTERN SAHARA IS NOT YOURS, YOU PIECE OF MIERDA!!
- Mexico (Filipinas) - NAME STEALER! SHE STOLE MY NAME!!!
Regional departments
- Aguascalientesball
- Baja Californiaball
- Baja California Surball
- Campecheball
- Chiapasball
- Chihuahuaball
- Coahuilaball
- Colimaball
- Durangoball
- Guanajuatoball
- Guerreroball
- Hidalgoball
- Jaliscoball
- Méxicoball Jr
- Michoacánball
- Morelosball
- Nayaritball
- Nuevo Leónball
- Oaxacaball
- Pueblaball
- Querétaroball
- Quintana Rooball
- San Luis Potosíball
- Sinaloaball
- Sonoraball
- Tabascoball
- Tamaulipasball
- Tlaxcalaball
- Veracruzball
- Yucatánball
- Zacatecasball
And 1 extraordinary entity and capital:
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