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Mexico-icon.png Mexico

Mexicoball, officially the United Mexican Tacos Statesball is Sr Pelo screaming a smiling countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball but he does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital Mexico City-icon.png Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2016, he has a population of about 127.5 million inhabitants, the 11th most populous in the world.

Mexico maintains membership in the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball.

Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like USA-icon.png Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. His economy has seen a large amount of growth due to his large trades with China-icon.png Chinaball and USA-icon.png USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.

He can into 2026 World Cup with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball. It´s the third time that he hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

His birthday is on September 16, and his astrological sign is Virgo.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a male noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Spanish-icon.png Spanish). He is also located in the same latitude than countryballs like Japan-icon.png Japanball (just Kyushu-icon.png Kyushuball and some tiny Japanese islands in the Pacific Ocean), USA-icon.png USAball (just Hawaii-icon.png Hawaiiball) China-icon.png Chinaball (south to Shanghai-icon.png Shangaiball), Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball and Philippines-icon.png Philipinesball (in the case of his West Coast) and USA-icon.png USAball (just Florida-icon.png Floridaball), Western Sahara-icon.png Western Saharaball, Cuba-icon.png Cubaball, Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and Haiti-icon.png Haitiball (in the case of his East Coast). This means that his climate is very similar to the climate of these countryballs.

History

65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barley alive and caused mass extinctions.

For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3-icon.png 3ball and 7-icon.png 7ball civilizations like Maya-icon.png Mayaball and Aztec-icon.png Aztec Empireball.

In 1521, Mexico was born as Spanish-Empire-icon.png New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by France-icon.png Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their mother, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball.

After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empire-icon.png First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over his clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with France-icon.png Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texas-icon.png Texasball.

Texas-icon.png Texasball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to USA-icon.png USAball in 1845. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texas-icon.png Texasball but USA-icon.png USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in USA-icon.png USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern sons, which are now the American states of California-icon.png Californiaball, Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball, Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball, Utah-icon.png Utahball, Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball.

In 1861, France-icon.png Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in Second Mexican Empire-icon.png Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over CSA-icon.png Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.

Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USA-icon.png USAball. As a result, ReichTime.png Reichtangle invited him to declare war on USA-icon.png USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including Texas-icon.png Texasball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.

Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 8-icon.png 8ball power Olympics in 1968.

Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on his clay. But Mexicoball resolves with his new presidential strategy since 2018.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Bangladesh Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
Philippine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126

Emblem Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Bangladesh Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
Philippine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126
Maximum Blue Green 48, 194, 220 C78-M12-Y0-K14 #30C2DC
Saddle Brown 143, 70, 32 C0-M51-Y78-K44 #8F4620
Fawn 219, 173, 108 C0-M21-Y51-K14 #DBAD6C

Relationships

Friends/Amigos

  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - Hermano, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD COUP MUAJAJAJA.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of Him, Also i love HUE. He did beat me in the 2018 WC, (STOP DIVING NEYMAR )and he likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER!🇧🇷🇲🇽
  • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Good friends and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
  • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvadorball - Great brother. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
  • Belize-icon.png Belizeball - My Anglo neighbor.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Cousin and good friend. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo. YOU'RE FAT! no
  • UK-icon.png UKball - El papá de USAball and help him during World War II with little help USAball. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism.
  • Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - I received many immigrants from him, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - We both can into spicy food and rich history. African friend. Me and USA-icon.png Grinko among other allies did not recognize the Italian occupation among his clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Amigo..congrats for staying uncolonized your so lucky You do not want to know what Spain-icon.png My formally evil imperialist mother did
  • Almost all countries in the Americas are related to Mexico
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also he's one of the best friends of Hue
  • Ireland-icon.png Irelandball - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the world cup!!! 2-0 against Germany??? Awesome!
  • ​​Romania-icon.png​ Romaniaball - Eastern European uncle. He really likes my food
  • ​​Russia-icon.png​ Russiaball - You good friend. He is a bro of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball and we hate USA-icon.png USAball.
  • ​​Western Sahara-icon.pngWestern Saharaball - I recognize you and I have your embassy
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - We are both good friends and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as shitholes. I hope you and your brother go into piece. 

Neutral

  • France-icon.png Franceball - Aunt. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mother with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest and marks me as her favorite niño.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - FLAG STEALER!!! Tu can into Catholic too but Still, Taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball. But we both hate Sweden-icon.png Swedenball
  • Peru-icon.png Peruball - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca)
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW I GOT INFECTED.
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs. But please, stop making a Cuba Comunista!!!
  • USA-icon.png USAball - I will not be paying for that MALDITO wall!!!! We are good amigos and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost land but we good now. He is also my brother because we both have the same mother. (Spainball) shoot I actually share family with him. But never forget 1846! MY son Texasball still hates me for that. He helps me with this problem. But still you got to get rid of that Gringo Trump!! Donald Trump doesn't really hate me directly, he just blames me for my illegal immigrants, and wants to close off the frontera. But oh well, I'm sure López Obrador will fix our relationship later! Currently, the monopolized Mexican mass media hates Trump very much and makes him out as Enemigo Publico #1, especially Televisa, a relevant "American Dream" propagandist Mexican media company.  

Enemies/Enemgios

  • COVID-19 - OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!!!!! THIS IS OF VIRUS IS KILLING MY PEOPLE HIJO DE PUTA!! IT IS SAME AS BAD AS THE SWINE FLU PANDEMIC OF 2009!!, REMOVE!!
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - I am the dino killer! Not tu!
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - I do not know why but I hate him. Well he did beat me in the Group Stage 
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - You are fucking fake country!!!! Kosovo es Serbia!!!!!!
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Internet trolling rival. Also, HAHA YUO DIDNT GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
  • Texas-icon.png Texasball - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight covered gringo. TEXMEX!!!? Hijo, You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!??
  • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemalaball - Of clay theif. He is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you. No te iguales, no me digas "hermano".
  • Honduras-icon.png Hondurasball - How dare your people force their way into my clay?!? YUO WILL GET LA CHANCLA AND EL CINTO BY ME!!! REMOVE CARAVAN!! And also frijoles are not of pig food!
  • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡LACRA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
  • Netherlands-icon.png ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters !!!
  • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - Another drug user. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY Argentina-icon.png INTERNET TROLLING RIVAL!!!
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you communist cabron!!!!! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay?
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - this fascist puta is the reason I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship
  • Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball-LEAVE Abyssinia AND Greece ALONE YOU FACISIT!!! THEY DO NOT WANT ANOTHER ROMAN EMPRIE!!! 
  • Japanese-Empire.gif Empire of Japanball - YUO EVIL LITTLE SHIT!! REMOVE YUO!! LEAVE CHINA AND KOREA ALONE!! Your sushi suckS!!! MY TACOS, CHIPS AND SALSA IS SO MUCH BETTER!!! 1945 BEST YEAR OF THE WORLD!! COMFPRT TO WOMAN!
  • Franco-icon.png Francoist Spainball - Remove Fascist. I supported Spanish Republicans against you. How can tu become evil, madre!!!!! POR QUE???
  • Donald Trump-icon.png IDIOTAS - JAJAJA, IDIOTA A UN PATO CON TROMPETA, DE TODAS FORMAS PUEDE GANAR YAY QUITARTE LA TROMPETA NO APTO EN LA CASA BLANCA, ¿QUÉ? DEMANDARÁS A BIDEN, NO, NO PUEDES HACER ESO

Regional departments

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