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Mexico-icon.png Mexico

But what I am most proud of, of those 6 years, is the year of 1968, because it allowed me to serve and save the country, whether you like it or not...
— Gustavo Diaz Ordaz

Mexicoball,Pico officially the United Mexican Tacos Statesball is a smiling Character in Friday Night Funkin countryball with identity conflicts; he lives in North America with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball but he does not share their language. The country is divided into 31 states, along with a special territory being his capital Mexico City-icon.png Mexico Cityball, giving him a total area of 761,610 square miles (1,964,375 sq km), making him the 13th largest country in the world. As of 2021, he has a population of about 130.2 million inhabitants, the 10th most populous in the world.

Mexico maintains membership in the UN-icon.png UNball like almost every other country in the world, and used to be also a major NATO ally, but not anymore. Mexicoball is also member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EU-icon.png EUball.

Mexicoball isn't a poor countryball like USA-icon.png Masonic Burgerball mass media shows. It is true that Mexicoball isn’t as developed as the Murica-icon.png USAball, but Mexicoball would be considered a solid middle-class countryball. His economy has seen a large amount of growth due to his large trades with China-icon.png Chinaball and USA-icon.png USAball, and he is trying to reduce poverty in the country to provide more opportunities to its citizens such as jobs, education, and the installation of universal healthcare. Though he does struggle with problems like crime, drug wars, and water pollution, things are beginning looking up though, and he'll be completely developed soon! He is a relatively weak countryball right now but by 2050 it is estimated that he will be a force to be reckon with.

He can into 2026 World Cup with USA-icon.png USAball and Canada-icon.png Canadaball. It´s the third time that he hosted the tournament, being the country who most hosted the World Cup. The cities hosting have not yet been determined. He can also into the crater of the dino-killing asteroid (Te callas Ukraine!)

His birthday is on September 16.


65 million years ago, Mexico was struck by the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs, the Earth was barely alive and caused mass extinctions.

For thousands of years, the clay of that is now Mexico was home to ancients 3-icon.png 3ball and 7-icon.png 7ball civilizations like Maya-icon.png Mayaball and Aztec-icon.png Aztec Empireball.

In 1521, Mexico was born as Spanish-Empire-icon.png New Spainball, and for the next 300 years, he remained under the custody of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball. But when his mother was defeated by France-icon.png Franceball in Europe, he and his brothers sought to become independent. To do so, they fought their mother, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball.

After 11 years of fighting, Mexico became independent in 1821, but didn't really have any idea how to govern itself. The First Mexican Empire-icon.png First Mexican Empireball was originally a unitary countryball, but after the fall of the monarchy in 1823, the Provinceballs of the Empire became Federated Stateballs of a Federal Republic. But in 1835 Mexico became a Unitary or Centralist Republic, and because of this political instability set in all over his clay. Mexicoball fought a short war with France-icon.png Franceball over a pastry restaurant, while the federalism caused several states to begin revolting. One of the states that hated the Centralist Republic was... Texas-icon.png Texasball.

Texas-icon.png Texasball was populated by Anglo Americans who fought for independence and tried to USA-icon.png USAball in 1845. In 1846, Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic and tried to take back Texas-icon.png Texasball but USA-icon.png USAball resisted, triggering a war that ended in USA-icon.png USAball robbing gaining custody of Mexicoball's northern sons, which are now the American states of California-icon.png Californiaball, Nevada-icon.png Nevadaball, Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball, Utah-icon.png Utahball, Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball.

In 1861, France-icon.png Franceball tried to get control of Mexicoball, turning him again in Second Mexican Empire-icon.png Second Mexican Empireball, but failed miserably, and gave up in 1868 threatened by USAball just after winning over CSA-icon.png Confederateball. Mexicoball returned to be a Federal Republic in 1867.

Starting in 1876, Mexico was ruled by Porfirio Diaz, and there was relative peace until 1910 when the Mexican Revolution caused 10 years of major fighting, and then he had some conflicts with USA-icon.png USAball. As a result, ReichTime.png Reichtangle invited him to declare war on USA-icon.png USAball in World War I in return for all of his sons, including Texas-icon.png Texasball and NewMexico-icon.png New Mexicoball. Mexicoball sensibly declined. In 1917 a new constitution was implemented and starting in 1929, Mexico was ruled by the P.R.I. party for 70 years.

Mexicoball sided with and supported the Allies (though quite modestly) in World War II and even sent some pilots to the Battle of Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball. However, it remained mostly neutral during the Cold War while hosting the 8-icon.png 8ball power Olympics in 1968.

Nowadays Mexicoball is now known for being a "taco illegal alien" who has drug violence and corruption problems on his clay. But Mexicoball resolves with his new presidential strategy since 2018.

On May 3 2021, a viaduct on line 12 of his subway collapsed leaving 20 dead.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Bottle Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
Fire Engine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126

Emblem Colors

Bottle Green 0, 104, 71 C100-M34-Y93-K30 #006847
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFF
Fire Engine Red 206, 17, 38 C0-M92-Y82-K19 #CE1126
Maximum Blue 48, 194, 220 C78-M12-Y0-K14 #30C2DC
Saddle Brown 143, 70, 32 C0-M51-Y78-K44 #8F4620
Earth Yellow 219, 173, 108 C0-M21-Y51-K14 #DBAD6C



  • Chile-icon.png Chile - Good hermano, but I still won't forgive you for those 7 goals, my hermano knows how does earthquakes feel. (Meh! Who cares? Best bro ever! Weyes and weones must live peacefully! Well, you are OUT OF WORLD CUP MUAJAJAJA. hoho badabun passed holasoygerman in subs
  • Brazil-icon.png Brasil - My dear primazo! He loves my novelas and my vintage media a lot, also we are similar each others, Im the Español version of Him, Also i love HUE. He did beat me in the 2018 WC (STOP DIVING NEYMAR), and he likes Now United (a pop music group that isn't very popular in Mexico but I know that we have members in this). Any and Sabina are best friends! LARINAS TOGETHER!🇧🇷🇲🇽
  • Colombia-icon.png Colombia - Good amigo and brothers. Also both have a problem with drug cartels.
  • El Salvador-icon.png El Salvador - Great hermano. We have similar cultures, and both solve a problem with caravans.
  • Belize-icon.png Belice - My Anglo neighbor.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadá - Cousin and good amigo. He is son of my Aunt Franceball. I understand his rivalry with USAball, we likes to make fun of his ignorance. I learned that your immigration website crashed, we need to have a meeting with the gringo.
  • UK-icon.png Reino Unido - El papá de gringo and help him during World War II with little help from gringo. But I had a weird feeling about him. Porque me miras me??? Wait....Dad?
  • Israel-icon.png Israel - Good amigo, many Mexican tourists go to Israel to do religious tourism but please stop bullying el Palestino...
  • Lebanon-icon.png Líbano - I received many immigrants from him, muchas gracias also for tacos al pastor.
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Etiopía - We both can into spicy food and rich history. African amigo. Me and USA-icon.png Grinko among other amigos did not recognize the Italian occupation among his clay! I love your culture and you love mine. Amigo..congrats for staying uncolonized. you're so lucky You do not want to know what Spain-icon.png My formally evil imperialist papa did.
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbia - Good amigo. He loves my food and doesn't like gringo like me, also, thanks for god-like manager Bora Milutinovic <3, also he's one of the best friends of Huen, I also don't recognize Kosovo, Kosovo es Serbia.
  • Ireland-icon.png Irlanda - El Batallon de San Patricio :3
  • South Korea-icon.png Corea del Sur - Thank yuo so much for saving mi in the World Cup! 2-0 against Germany? Awesome!
  • ​​Romania-icon.pngRumania - Eastern European uncle. He really likes my food.
  • ​​Russia-icon.pngRusia - You good amigo. He is a bro of Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball and we hate USA-icon.png USAball. But Crimea is Ukraineball.
  • ​​Western Sahara-icon.pngSahara Occidental - I recognize you and I have your embassy.
  • Somalia-icon.png Somalia - We are both good amigos and trading partners. We both hate American Media portraying us as shitholes. I hope you and your brother go into peace. bot why do you hate my Western Sahara-icon.png Friend?
  • Philippines-icon.png Filipinas - We are both Hispanioballs! I like your food And you like mine too!
  • Iceland-icon.png Islandia - Of all nordicos, you are the one that I like the most.
  • Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball - sister who has a lot of oil.


  • France-icon.png Francia - Aunt. Ha! I beat you one time in 1867 But we are okay, now.
  • Spain-icon.png España - Her conquest is the cause of all my troubles. Mi madre with long history together. Yet she say I make her proudest and marks me as her favourite hijo unlike mi other hermanos.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia - Amigo from southeast asia, he not liking drogas, but we share some common interests. You should try it! OR ELSE...
  • Italy-icon.png Italia - BANDERA STEALER!!! But tu can into Catholic too and still, El Taco is better than pizza! And I strongly condemned Italian occupation of Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball. But we both hate Sweden-icon.png Swedenball.
  • Peru-icon.png Perú - He is jealous because Tacos better than his food, el is also jealous porque ONLY MY CAPITAL has more GDP than his entire country, but still good hermano, he helped me in the 2017 Earthquake. We also have a past, Aztec and Inca empire never met, but we were powerful (Aztec>>Inca).
  • China-icon.png China - Mi good trading partner but... STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I DO!!! and stop trying to establish your filthy and poorly ecologicamente shops here besides, I hated you in the past... THANKS TO YOU NOW I GOT INFECTED.
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuela - I remain fairly neutral about you, I prefer not to meddle in your affairs. But please, stop making el Cuba Comunista!!!
  • USA-icon.png Estados Unidos - SIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY AFTER 4 YEARS, TU FINALLY GOT RID OF TRUMP!!!!!! We are of good amigos and trading partners and all. We fought a war against each other in 1846 once and I lost my land but we're good now. He is also my brother because we both have the same mother (Spainball). But never forget 1846! My hijo Texasball still hates me for that. He helps me with my drug war. Good thing Joe Biden-icon.png Joe Biden can into president so I and you can into improving our relationships and aI hope he can get rid of that estupido wall.


  • Germany-icon.png Alemania - Never forget World Cup 2018! Estoy is better than tu! Soy also can workings harder than tu!
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ucrania - I am the dino killer! Not tu! But Crimea is yours anyway.
  • Sweden-icon.png Suecia - I do not know why but I hate him. Well he did beat me in the Group Stage.
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo - Eres un pais falsa! Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo es Serbia-icon.png Serbia!
  • Albania-icon.png Albania - I only hate you because you made Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo independiente!
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentina - Internet trolling rival hermano. Also, HAHA YUO DIDN'T GET TO THE WORLD CUP MU... Wait you did?!
  • Texas-icon.png Texas - I cannot believe you sided with that overweight gringo. TEXMEX?!! Hijo, You are too patriotic and American, I CANNOT TOLERATE THAT!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!??
  • Guatemala-icon.png Guatemala - He is of clay thiff. He is also pretty annoying. Guatemala is currently hostile because Chiapasball and Soconuscoball. I hates that my inept government don't put a wall to you. No te iguales, no me digas "hermano".
  • Honduras-icon.png Honduras - How dare your people force their way into my clay?!? YUO WILL GET LA CHANCLA AND EL CINTO BY ME!!! REMOVE CARAVAN!! (I can't believe this Donald Trump-icon.png Hijo de puta was right about yuo) And also frijoles are not of pig food!
  • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaica - (AKA DRUG PERSON) ¡LACRA! TU BEAT ME IN COPA ORO! How can you into defeat mi en mi own game of futbol?! Yo will get of revenge 2019!
  • Netherlands-icon.png ¡NO ERA PENAL! - I have not forgotten yet how Arjen Putorobben stealt our pass to quarters!
  • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay - Another drug user. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY Argentina-icon.png INTERNET TROLLING RIVAL!!!
  • North Korea-icon.png Corea del Norte - Ok so yuo are mad at me just because of your ship being detained? well you aren't going to get it back you Communist cabron! don't you dare nuke me for this! and your leader might have caused that earthquake in my clay? AND WHY TU LOVE THAT PUTA TRUMP?! REMOVE KIM JONG UN FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
  • Nazi-icon.png Alemania nazi - This fascist puta is the main reason why I was involved in WW2, he attacked my freaking petroleum ship! Curse tu!!
  • Franco-icon.png Dictadura de Francisco Franco - Remove Fascism. I supported Spanish Republicans against you. How can tu become evil, mama? POR QUE??? YUO TRAIDOR!!!
  • Morocco-icon.png Marruecos - Western Sahara-icon.png WESTERN SAHARA IS NOT YOURS, YOU PIECE OF MIERDA!!
  • Philippines-icon.png Mexico (Filipinas) - NAME STEALER! SHE STOLE MY NAME!!!

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