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| “ | EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT OFF TO YOUR MAMA IN A BOX!!! | ” |
— TF2 Soldier
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Minnesotaball is secretly a northern Midwest stateball of 
Canada
USAball.
The last line is a reference to The Peanuts, a popular comic series that originated in Minnesota
Contents
History
Minnesotaball was a 
3ball (Ojibwa and Dakota) until he was adopted by USAball. Firstly, he was apart of the Northwest Territory from 1783-1800. Then he was apart of the Indiana Territory from 1800-1809, as well as apart of the Louisiana territory from 1803-1812. Then the Illinois Territory from 1809-1818 and the newly formed Missouri Territory from the Louisiana Territory in 1812-1820. After that he became part of the Michigan Territory from 1818-1836 and the Unorganized Territory from 1821-1834. Then being fully included into the Michigan Territory in 1835. A year later he became part of the Wisconsin Territory in 1836, and two years later in 1838, was split again by the Wisconsin Territory and the newly formed Iowa Territory. Years later in 1847, the Unorganized Territory claimed the western half of Minnesota yet again. The next year in 1848, he became completely included in the Unorganized Territory, but the very next year in 1849 he was granted his very own territory in 1849. Finally, he was admitted to the Union on May 11th, 1858 by taking the clay from the Territory of Minnesotaball. In the American Civil War, Minnesota sent in the First Minnesota Regiment to help the Union win the Battle of Gettysburg.
In General
Minnesotaball is told he is one of the nicest states in the USA and that he has a unique accent. He likes to go up north to the cabin in the summer and play hockey in the winter. It's also one of the colder states in the USA. One of the smartest and healthiest states. He is blindly liberal, and hates Donald Trump, but is starting to turn more conservative. He has a Football team called Minnesota Vikings. He also really hates the Packers (Cheeseheads). But He sometimes cannot into winning the Super Bowl.
Also he says he wants to leave USAball and join Canadaball because his culture has more Canadian in him than American, which at one point Canadaball joked about how Minnesotaball is his 11th Province.
Relations
Minnesotaball is kinda like Canadaball when it comes to relations, since he is friendly with almost everybody.
Best Friends & Friends
North Dakotaball - younger and favorite brother. They both can into big Norwegian population and a land border with Canadaball. Also, most of North Dakotaball's clay was once part of Minnesotaball as a territory.
- South Dakotaball - twin brother of North Dakotaball, but is not as similar to Minnesotaball (although they still have much in common.) He's a good little brother and likes my teams.
- Canadaball - uncle who taught Minnesotaball how to be nice. He gives Minnesotaball his cold weather, Both can into unique accents. and sorry, but no, I wont give my Northwest Angle to Manitobaball. Although, I could have given it to Ontarioball instead. I parodied one of his rock bands once: [1]. Thanks for supporting Black Lives Matter
- Iowaball - neighbor who gets along with Minnesotaball. Both can into John Deere!
has smelly pigs.
- Somaliaball - Gives Minneapolisball many immigrants.
- Laosball and Cambodiaball - Many of my Hmong immigrants come from here.
- Norwayball - Minnesotaball's main and largest heritage, I has the most Norwegian Americans in USAball.
Real European Grandfather.
- Germanyball - Takes up the other half of my heritage, mostly in the south, especially New Ulm.
2nd Real European Grandfather. Also,i Teleported Bread
- USAball - My dad who accepts stupid cheesehead as his son, but i still lub him..
- 3ball - I am so sorry about that fight back in 1862, we can into friends now.
Enemies
- Protesters & Rioters - OH SCREW YOU TRAITOROUS PEOPLE!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT COPS IN MY STATE WERE RACIST, I ARRESTED THOSE FILTHY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU CAN'T STOP?! IF I COULD STOP THIS PROTEST IMMEDIATELY, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF GEORGE FLOYD WAS KILLED BY THOSE COPS, THANKS TO YOU, IM IN TOTAL ANARCHY RIGHT NOW!!
I guess now I know how my friend feels about anarchy! - 👮♂️ Derek Chauvin - IF YUO HADN'T MURDERED 👨🏿 GEORGE FLOYD IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WON'T BE DESTROYED BY THE BLACK LIVES MATTER RIOTERS AND PROTESTERS. YUO ARE THE WORST OFFICER EVER!!! THANK GOD YOU'RE IN JAIL!!!
- Wisconsinball - Football rivals! But we both have German heritage in our populations, But he hates me, Remove Cheesehead Packers from the Super Bowl! Stupid cheeseheads going “whey” too far, and he only has cows and farms. How can you even breath in those cow pie smelling fields!?
- Yooperball and Michigancube - GIB ISLE ROYALE! IT IS CLOSER TO MY CLAY DONTCHA' KNOW?! GIB NOW OR YOULL END UP LIKE CHEESEHEAD IN FOOTBALL!
- Chinaball - DAMN YOU, WUHAN! YOU GAVE ME CORONAVIRUS AND NOW I HAVE TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN. REMOVE DIM SUM!
- Scotlandball - YOU ARE NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS!
- Russiaball - STARS AND STRIPES ARE BETTER THAN HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP!
- Massachusettsball - Dont bring a Bat to a War! (hockey rivals)
- Texasball - YOU BITCH! YOU DON’T SUPPORT BLM, YOU ARE THE WORST STATE IN THE UNION!!!! YOU ARE A RACIST IGNORANT HOMOPHOBIC BITCH WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP! REMOVE COWBOYS! I SUPPORT THE LIBERAL CONQUEST OF TEXAS BY Californiaball! REMOVEEE! (Side note: STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR LITTLW TOYS AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN
even though I whine and complain about trump all the time and I act like a little pussy more than him!!!!!) - Arizonaball - Same as Texas, you also deserved to be conquered by California
- Idahoball - Same as Arizona, ally of Texas also, REMOVE POTATO
How to draw
Like almost all US states, he's only a coat of arms on a blue background (Is of Ugly!):
- Color the basic circle shape of this blue
- Draw the coat of arms of Minnesota in the center
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
Gallery
