Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
— O-Zone

Moldovaball, officially the Republic of O-Zone Moldovaball, is Romania but worse and moldy a countryball in Eastern Europe, sandwiched between Romania-icon Romaniaball and Ukraine-icon Ukraineball. He has the lowest HDI of any European country, with an HDI of 0.700 and is also the poorest country in Europe when it comes to $3,227 GDP per capita.

The country is divided into 32 districts, 3 municipalities and 2 Gagauzia-icon Transnistria-icon Autonomous Regions, including the capital Chishinëu-icon Chișinăuball being one of the Municipalities located in the South, giving Moldovaball a total area of 13,068 square miles (Excluding Transnistria = 11,461 square miles), making them the 135th largest country in the world. As of 2018, Moldova-icon Moldovaball maintains a population of 3.547 million inhabitants.

He can into least tourist visited country in Europe.



Moldovaball was born as a 2-icon 2ball in Eastern Europe and was adopted by Dacia-icon Daciaball in 168 BC.

Moldovaball's clay was Anschlussed by SPQR-icon SPQRball and the local population was Romanized, taking from the conquerors their language and advanced culture of the Roman Empire.

War Veterans were given clay and Roman Colonists were invited from all corners of the Empire to accelerate the Romanization process.

The people on that clay became Daco-Romans (although they considered themselves as only Romans). In 271, SPQR-icon SPQRball Legions evacuated Dacia-icon Daciaball and the migrations period began (Goths, Huns, Avars, Slavs).

Since the migrants had no interest of agriculture themselves but needed food they made a deal with the natives, they are allowed to rule themselves and not be killed as long as they give 1/2 of everything they produce.

Middle Ages

Eventually, they ended up under Kingdom of Hungary-iconKingdom of Hungaryball and in 1359 successfully revolted forming Moldavia-icon Moldaviaball under Bogdan I "the Founder".

As Moldavia-icon Moldaviaball they fought many battles against the Ottoman-icon Ottomanball and resisted as well as protected the rest of Europe for centuries. Their most famous ruler was Stephen the Great with a great win-loss ratio of 44 - 2 against kebab. He once asked all Western European Christian Nations to join him in an ultimate crusade against kebab. Unfortunately, nobody joined as they were too busy fighting each other.

Moldavia-icon Moldaviaball fought against kebab for as much as they could but in the 16th century, Moldovaball was finally Anschluss by Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball.

Modern Age

In 1806, the Russo-Turkish war starts. After 6 years of battle, the Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball wins and anschlusses the eastern half of Moldavia-icon Moldaviaball, known as Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaball in the Bucharest treaty of 1812. While under Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, Moldovaball became one of the poorest provinces of Europe.

In 1859, ad-hoc meetings were organized in 1857 where the populations of ​Wallachia-iconWallachiaball and the western half of Moldavia-icon Moldaviaball that remained under Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball expressed their desire for union. In 1859, the Great Powers allowed such a union and United Principalities-icon Romaniaball was born.

In 1877, United Principalities-icon Romaniaball declares its independence from Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball fighting besides Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball, Serbia-icon Serbiaball and Montenegro-icon Montenegroball in an Orthodoxy crusader coalition. In 1881, United Principalities-icon Romaniaball becomes Kingdom of Romania-icon Kingdom of Romaniaball.

World Wars

During World War I, taking advantage from the chaos of the communist revolution, Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaball declared independence from Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball as the unrecognized Democratic Republic of Moldavia-icon Democratic Republic of Moldaviaball. Three months later, the supreme authority of the new Bessarabian state – Sfatul Tarii voted for union with Kingdom of Romania-icon Kingdom of Romaniaball. The newly born Soviet-icon Sovietball never recognized this union and saw it as the annexation of Russian clay.

They were together for 22 year until 1940 when Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaball was kidnapped by the Soviet-icon USSRball as a consequence of the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact of 1939. Who took Budjakball (GIB SEA BACK!) and Khotynball from Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaball then started deportations of anyone who promoted a Pro-Romanian sentiment to differentiate Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaball from Romania-icon Romaniaball and eliminate tensions.

The official stance of the Soviet-icon USSRball government was that Moldovan culture and nationality are distinct from Romanian, the Latin alphabet was replaced with the Cyrillic alphabet and the language was renamed Moldovan, the access of native Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaballs to positions in administration and economy was limited as they were considered untrustworthy, the authors that promoted a Romanian national sentiment were banned, ethnic cleansing by mass deporting native Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaballs in Siberia-icon Siberiaball started and Gagauzia-icon Gagauziaball, Russia-icon Russiaball and Ukraine-icon Ukraineball were brought in.


When Soviet-icon Sovietball thankfully died in 1991, Moldova-icon Moldovaball became a free country. Some thought that Moldova-icon Moldovaball and Romania-icon Romaniaball will unite like East Germany-icon East Germanyball and Germany-icon West Germanyball. However, this did not happen. Unlike East Germany-icon East Germanyball who knew they were Germans, Moldova-icon Moldovaball was of rapings and part of the Soviet-icon USSRball itself, not a satellite state.

Economically, some would tend to think it was Romania-icon Romaniaball who didn't want the union because he was 5 times richer than Moldova-icon Moldovaball and union meant that he would have to invest a lot of money in Bessarabia-icon Bessarabiaball. Strangely this wasn't the case, due to patriotic reasons >80% of Romanians wanted the union. On the other hand, Moldova-icon Moldovaball did not want the union because they came to believe they are not the same people as Romania-icon Romaniaball.

Moldova-icon Moldovaball's declaration of independence from 1991 refers to the official language as Romanian, while their constitution from 1994 refers to the language as Moldovan. There's controversy in Moldovaball whether Moldovaball's language is Moldovan or Romanian, due to the Soviet-icon USSRball raping when Moldovaball was Moldavian SSR-icon Moldavian SSRball. Some claim "Romanian people Romanian language" while others claim "I'm Moldovan, I speak Moldovan language".

People from urban areas predominantly call their language Romanian while people from rural areas predominately call their language Moldovan. Various Moldovan singers performed pro-Romanian language songs such as O-zone "I won't forsake our language" with the last verse being "I won't forsake our language, our Romanian language", Doina and Ion Aldea Teodorovici performed a song called "The Romanian language". Aurica Dicusară Basarabeanca performed a song called "Bessarabia, don't cry" as a tribute to 25 years since the officialization of the Romanian language.

After Moldova-icon Moldovaball became a member of UN-icon UNball in 1992, Moldovaball's president authorized a military intervenience against rebels who still wanted to be part of Soviet-icon Sovietball. Backed by Russia-icon Russiaball troops, the rebels gained control over the eastern bank of the Dnister river attacking police sections loyal to Moldova-icon Moldovaball, thus Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball was born. Moldova-icon Moldovaball army was outnumbered by Russia-icon Russiaball troops which made them unable to regain control over Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball. A ceasefire was signed and Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball declared partial independence from them.

Until 1995 Moldova-icon Moldovaball had the same anthem as Romania-icon Romaniaball, "Awaken thee, Romanian!". Since 1995 the anthem of Moldova-icon Moldovaball became "Our Language" written by Alexei Mateevici (1888-1917) as a prase to the Romanian language while under Russian domination urging people to keep using it. However, the song was ironically used by Moldova-icon Moldovaball as a praise to the Moldovan language.


In 2003, a Moldovan-Romanian dictionary by Vasile Stati was published. Linguists of Romania-icon Romaniaball Academy declared that all the Moldovan words are also Romanian words, although some of its contents are Russian loanwords. In Moldova-icon Moldovaball, the head of the Academy of Sciences' Institute of Linguistics, Ion Bărbuță described the dictionary as an absurdity, serving political purposes. Vasile Stati, however, accused both of promoting Romanian colonialism. At that point, a group of Romanian linguists adopted a resolution stating that promotion of the notion of a distinct Moldovan language is an anti-scientific campaign.

In 2006, Romanian newspaper Cotidianul estimated the cost of a union with Moldova-icon Moldovaball for Romania-icon Romaniaball at €30–35 billion, and attracted criticism from the Romanian newspapers Ziua and Timpul for exaggerating the costs and disregarding other dimensions of a possible union.

Starting 2009 the communist party lost power, the percentage of Moldova-icon Moldovaball that wants union increased and keeps increasing, however, they are still a minority (about 30% of the country). And Moldova-icon Moldovaball started moving towards EU-icon EUball. However there is Russia-icon Russiaball who still has troops stationed in Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball that can repeat the Crimea-icon Crimeaball scenario anytime and invade Moldova-icon Moldovaball under whatever excuse.


In 2010, Mircea Druc, former prime minister of Moldova-icon Moldovaball in 1990 - 1991, declared that the unification of Romania-icon Romaniaball and Moldova-icon Moldovaball is inevitable. However, acting president Mihai Ghimpu stated that a union is not included in the program of the governing coalition. On another occasion, he declared that if the people wanted unification, neither he nor anyone else could stop them. He admitted on several occasions to personally hold unionist views.

In 2013, the Constitutional Court of Moldova-icon Moldovaball ruled that the name "Romanian," as used in the Declaration of Independence to identify the official language, prevails over the name "Moldovan," given in the Article 13. Thus the official language settled for "Romanian". However the breakaway region of Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball continues to recognize "Moldovan" as the official language, along with Russian and Ukrainian (due to the many Russians and Ukrainians living there).

In, 2013, Romania-icon Romaniaball President Traian Băsescu stated that the third priority for Romania, after joining NATO and EU, must be the union with Moldova. "I'm convinced that if in Moldova will be an unionist current, Romania will say 'yes' without hesitation". The Mayor of Chișinău, Dorin Chirtoacă welcomed the statements made by Băsescu. On the other hand, the Moldovan prime-minister, Iurie Leancă, described Băsescu's declaration as "creating crucial problems" for Moldova and affirmed his government's support for a sovereign Moldova. In present, Romania-icon Romaniaball supports the full integration of Moldova into the EU.

In 2016, pro-Russian Igor Dodon became president and started moving towards Russia-icon Russiaball. The presidential site of Igor Dodon has seen the Romanian language option changed to Moldovan, which he described to be "in accordance with the constitution".

Moldovaball’s greatest problems are poverty and lack of direction, can't decide whether EU-icon EUball or Russia-icon Russiaball and doesn't know who to trust, and the fact that many Moldovans are leaving Moldova-icon Moldovaball for a better life in western countryballs. Some see a solution in a reunion with Romania-icon Romaniaball that they describe as "the motherland" but there is the problem of Russia-icon Russiaball troops in Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball, others see a solution in joining EU-icon EUball but without a union with Romania-icon Romaniaball, and others see a solution in Russia-icon Russiaball that they hope they can trust and acts in their best interests.

But until then Moldova-icon Moldovaball is doing okay, they are not in a threat or crisis situation and is independent (mostly), in spite of the different opinions and controversy within the country, Moldova-icon Moldovaball's people don't live difficult times in spite of being the poorest country in europe or times of conflict as it may seem from history. It's a peaceful countryball where people live normal lives.

On the bright side, as separate states Moldova-icon Moldovaball and Romania-icon Romaniaball always give each other 12 points on Eurovision, so they got that going for them which is nice. Some believe Moldova-icon Moldovaball and Romania-icon Romaniaball would be better as 2 brother nations but separate like Germany-icon Germanyball and Austria-icon Austriaball.

In 2017, Moldovaball got their best-ever Eurovision result - third place in the final - thanks to the return of the beloved Epic Sax Guy.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Cobalt Blue 0, 70, 174 C100-M60-Y0-K32 #0046AE
Cyber Yellow 255, 210, 0 C0-M18-Y100-K0 #FFD200
Vivid Crimson 204, 9, 47 C0-M96-Y77-K20 #CC092F

Emblem Colors

Cobalt Blue 0, 70, 174 C100-M60-Y0-K32 #0046AE
Cyber Yellow 255, 210, 0 C0-M18-Y100-K0 #FFD200
Vivid Crimson 204, 9, 47 C0-M96-Y77-K20 #CC092F
Café Au Lait 176, 127, 85 C0-M28-Y52-K31 #B07F55
Tropical Rain Forest 9, 119, 84 C92-M0-Y29-K53 #097754



  • Bulgaria-icon Bulgariaball - Brother’s friend.
  • Romania-icon Romaniaball - Brother and best friend. Helps remove gypsy. Romaniaball relies on me to describe his appearance and give him feedback because vampires don't have reflections in the mirror. But I’m independent!


  • EU-icon EUball - Gib membership plox! Or not? Not sure.
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Putin and Dodon are good friends at least.Hope to be "close" brothers you know what I mean. I understand why your neutral on me. I won't blame you. Ukraine is our common enemy. I know if you put me as a friend, this Ukraine will crush me so that is why I don't want to put you on friend or Ukraine will crush me as well. We are secretly friends. Wait are you trying to anchluss me
  • Ukraine-icon Ukraineball - We're Not Really Enemies BUT CAN YOU stop being creepy and give me ACCESS TO THE SEA DIRECTLY RATHER THAN RIVERLINE DANUBE? That will not stop us from being friends since Russia is at War with you and I DO NOT WANT TO ANGER THE RUSSKIES!  But I AM FORCED TO HELP YOU WITH PEACEKEEPING FORCES BECAUSE YOU WILL CRUSH ME IF I REBEL! (I SECRETLY HATE YOU FOR CLAIMING BUDJAK AWAY FROM ME) But nonetheless we are G.U.A.M Buddies.


  • Gagauzia-icon Gagauziaball - There was a time when he of good son, stop being friends with Transnistria! Stupid Turks...
  • Transnistria-icon Transnistriaball - Illegitimate son with Soviet-icon Sovietball.  Please unify back with me under Russian support. It looks like we may be friends for now.
  • Tiraspol-icon Tiraspolball (city) - Illegitimate Grandson. YUO IS NOT CAPITAL! STEFAN WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN PROUD!
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Worst nightmare, especially in football.
  • Budjakball - YOU'RE MINE!!!
  • Chad-icon Chadball - You stole Me and my Romania-icon My Brother's flag!
    • Chad-icon - so what!? you stole my flag too!!


  • “I consider Moldova one of the best kept secrets on earth, in fact. And, I am not alone.” – Kevin Stillmock, American cable television entrepreneur.
  • “Chișinău is one of the greenest cities in Europe, and in the fall virtually the entire city is transformed into reds and yellows.” – Nancy J. Weinstock, New York Times.
  • “There are places in my country you’ll never find somewhere else…is like a drug – once you go there you want to go again.” – Unknown.
  • “You don’t need going to California; you find a stairway to Heaven right here.” – G.T. , Guests’ Book of wine cellar Milestii Mici.


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