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In a world falling apart, NATO stands united.
 
NATO-icon.png NATO in World In Conflict - NATO in Combat Trailer

NATO-icon.png NATOball officially the Murican Empire North Atlantic Terrorists Treaty Organization is a military allianceball in North America and Western Europe. NATOball was built after the Second World War by USA-icon.png USAball and the countryballs of Western Europe in order to defend 'Murican-style freedom from the Communism-icon.png commies. Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and his satellite countryballs in Eastern Europe later formed the Warsaw Pact-icon.png Warsaw Pactball in response.

History

Since the death of Soviet-icon.png Sovietball, NATOball evolved and USA-icon.png USAball now reprogrammed him to bring freedom™ to the Arab League-icon.png Arabballs, defend the Estonia-icon.png Latvia-icon.png Lithuania-icon.png Balticballs, North America, and more! Although its means of doing so are questionable. He has recently added Montenegro-icon.png Montenegroball and Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball.

NATO can refer either to the organization (portrayed in Polandball as a club) or as the character who represents it (who is a robot for not being a country but a pretty evil organization).

Members

North America

  • USA-icon.png USAball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - He is The very best member. Also the Liberator of Western Europe. Has many great tanks, soldiers, jets, bombers, ships, and nukes spread out.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - An important contributor, master USA's little brother.

Europe

  • UK-icon.png UKball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Coffee Tea and power. He Also liberated Western Europe with his Commonwealth. The Provider of Warrior IFV, SAS, Royal Navy, and Challenger MBTs!
  • France-icon.png Franceball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Nice Char Leclerc. Great aircraft carrier Charle de Gaulle. She had coward Brave soldiers. Don't I think that I won't forget that she tried to left us.
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball (Joined in 1955) - Guns and tanks. Leopard 2 MBT are the best tank in the world!
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball (Founder state, Joined in 1949 - Peaceful bystander. Master Iceland has an excellent Coast Guard though!!! But Dude, stop being addicted to Russia!
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - De chef. Provider of A129 Mangusta gunships. Land of pastas and unique cuisine!
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - He built me! HQ in Brussels-icon.png Brusselsball. The Creator also have many fighter jets.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Smokes too much weed!! Anyways... thanks for arresting Somalian pirates.
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Hue hue hue hue...
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball (Joined in 1982) - Also important, but currently I don't have any mission from Mistress Spain. But do not dare take Gibraltar-icon.pngGibraltarball or Master UK will give me orders to kick you out.
  • Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Master Luxembourg is rich and has no taxes
  • Greece-icon.png Greeceball (Joined in 1952) - Master Greece is poor but good Master Greece is good person
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball (Joined in 1952) - Master Turkey is the centre of so many disastrous events. Still he helps me.
  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Great men
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Not part of the EU. Master Norway is good for that, and still part of NATO! I like the Norweigan Ranger and the Fridsof Nansen missile frigates!

Post-Communist Europe

Post Communist nations joined NATO after that Soviet-icon.png Soviet Union dissolved. They joined for better cooperation and watch Russia-icon.png certain neighbor...

  • Poland-icon.png Polandball (Joined in 1999) - Happy 100th Independence day Master Poland! He has one of the best Special Forces groups in the world, only surpassed by British SAS and the American Navy SEALs. Other members laughs when I call him "Master Poland".
  • Estonia-icon.png Estoniaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Estonia big and strong.
  • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball (Joined in 2004) - Has lots of potatoes
  • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Basketball, STRONK.
  • Czechia-icon.png Czechball (Joined in 1999) - My food and drink maker BEER AND DUPLINGS STRONG! Also has an antivirus company.
  • Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Slovakia long and strong!
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Best friend
  • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball (Joined in 2004) - Small bystander at Central Europe. Also the wife of Master USA!
  • Albania-icon.png Albaniaball (Joined in 2009) - Flag Strong and big!
  • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball (Joined in 2009) - Strong nation
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball (Joined in 2004) - Where is Romania-icon.png Romaniaball?
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball (Joined in 1999) - Hungary strong, and he's not Austria!
  • Montenegro-icon.png Montenegroball (Joined in 2017) - My second newest Master. Sorry for the orders for bombing you in 90s.
  • Macedonia-icon.png North Macedoniaball (Joined in 2020) - Now that you have changed your name, you can into NATO without angering Greece-icon.png Greeceball!

Partnership For Peace

Mediterranean Dialogue

Future Members

Relationships

Friends

Minor NATO allies

Neutral

  • Arab League-icon.png Arab Leagueball - He's Master US's oil buddy. But sometimes he's a little fishy, and other Masters gave me orders to watch you.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - He's Not the "very annoying commie" anymore, but I still have orders to watch you, so don't become a nuclear slave to North Korea-icon.png Pigdog's army. He was also my friend back in the 70's because he was an enemy of that commie shit even if he was a commie. Also have good trades with most of my members. But we won't forget that NOW ALL OF MY MEMBERS ARE INFECTED OF COVID-19 BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE MAJOR THREAT OF THE WORLD!! YOU MUST FIND THE VACCINE NOW!! ALSO, FREE Hong Kong-icon.png MILK TEA!!
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - He Great ally in South Asia. But we may heard that He is harboring terrorists but also has nukes! Also, do not attack India or else... ANSCHLUSS!
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - A guy who can counter Pakistan and China. But he loves Vodka and can into BRICS. JOIN ME ALREADY OR ANSCHLUSS!
    • India-icon.png - Look dude, I don't have a North Atlantic coast, so how can I join yuo?
    • NATO-icon.png - Hmm... That's a point.
  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - We are good friends, but sometimes I'm pissed at him because he is the only Central European countryball which is not in my organization (besides Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball. He's neutral, but Austria does not have a reason for why he is not a part of me). but since he is the brother of Germany-icon.png Germany, we're mostly good.
  • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - Please, just Pick a side, Me? Or those damn Commies and freemen? Plz Just pick, I'm tired already! And I see that you like Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball, Maybe you can into Neutral But I'm still watching You, because you're friends with Russia-icon.png Iran-icon.png Those SUCKERS!?
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - A Stronk member, but why do you invade Northern Syria, Oh right! You support the FSA-icon.png FSA but USA-icon.png USAball JUST RETREATED HIS TROOPS AND YOU HAD TO BE IMPLICATED?? YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE!!
  • Syria-icon.png Syriaball - Ok, ok, I leave you alone, you can fight those rebels alone without our help and live in peace, oh wait! I forgot about Turkey-icon.png Kebab.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - You're too neutral to join NATO. But at least you defeat all the commies in Winter War.
  • Armenia-icon.png Armeniaball - I heard that you have signed a ceasefire with Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijanball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball. But why are friends with that Russia-icon.png vodka? Stop this already!
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - I'll never join you in NATO, because you are neutral unlike your brother Norway, he's the one who has chosen to join me instead of EUball.
  • Rojava-icon.png Rojavaball - Good job destroying ISIS-icon.png ISISball in Syria! But please stop it with this commie shit, it's childish. Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball also doesn't like you and he's my second largest power! You're also affiliated with the PKK-icon.png terrorist PKK so stop that too!
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - You're good but please be nicer to Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball and Georgia-icon.png Georgiaball. Relations recently improved.
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Same as Russia-icon.png Russiaball.

Enemies

  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - We fought them along with South Korea during the Korean War. I see him Always threatening everyone with nukes! I hope you won't do anything dangerous because we are watching you!
  • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe, go back to Spain-icon.png Spainball if you can.
  • Aceh-icon.png Acehball & Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png West Papuaball - Same as Cataloniaball you two also Indonesian Vodka Puppet!!! If you trying to revolting again!!!, i support Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball against you!!
  • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - STOP KILLING EVERYONE AND TRYING TO BE AN AFRICAN VERSION OF NORTH KOREA!! Plus, I support Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball and Yemen-icon.png Yemenball against you! Obama warned us so we're always watching you!
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - We'll invade you unless you terrorize everyone and I always be watching you, stupid piratehead.
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - HELL YEAH! More AC-130 target practice! more airstrikes! Suck my ass if you can you little prick. LEAVE MY MEMBERS ALONE!!!
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - I'm watching your nuclear program. And stop calling us coward!
  • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Remove communism, our relations have gotten better but still you have to remove communism out of your clay.
  • Panslavic-icon.png Serbia and Montenegroball - I Bombed him during the Kosovo War. Burn in hell. Sorry
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - You freakin' Commies! Although you got oil, but you need FREEDOM! Not Oil! Braziltangle-icon.png Or else Huetangle will anschluss yuo!
  • South Sudan-icon.png South Sudanball, Zimbabwe-icon.png Zimbabweball and Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Anti-NATO governments, Remove!
  • Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - A Genocidal Kebab, he accuses me of trying to split him into five separate states, and he's friends with vodka. Still watching you!
  • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball - We came, we saw he died! Bye Bye Gaddafi, never come back!
  • Nicaragua-icon.png Burundi-icon.png Burger Haters - Just shut up please, we'll remove you if you continue to remain uncooperative. Also an ally of Russia.
  • PKK-icon.png PKKball - YOU TERRORIST! YOU STOP DESTROYING Turkey-icon.png TURKEYBALL! Turkeytangle-icon.png ORRR ELSSSEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Turkeytangle-icon.png

Before

Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, Canada-icon.png Canadaball, Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball, France-icon.png Franceball, Iceland-icon.png Icelandball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, Norway-icon.png Norwayball, Portugal-icon.png Portugalball, UK-icon.png UKball and USA-icon.png USAball signed the North Atlantic Treaty, creating him. They are his masters since they created him.

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