|“||In a world falling apart, NATO stands united.||”|
NATOball officially the
Murican EmpireNorth Atlantic Terrorists Treaty Organization is a military allianceball in North America and Western Europe. NATOball was built after the Second World War by USAball and the countryballs of Western Europe in order to defend 'Murican-style freedom from the commies. Soviet Unionball and his satellite countryballs in Eastern Europe later formed the Warsaw Pactball in response.
Since the death of Sovietball, NATOball evolved and USAball now reprogrammed him to bring freedom™ to the Arabballs, defend the Balticballs, North America, and more! Although its means of doing so are questionable. He has recently added Montenegroball and North Macedoniaball.
NATO can refer either to the organization (portrayed in Polandball as a club) or as the character who represents it (who is a robot for not being a country but an
- USAball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - The very best member. Liberator of Western Europe. Has many great tanks, soldiers, jets, bombers, ships, and nukes spread out.
- Canadaball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - An important contributor.
- UKball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) -
CoffeeTea and power. Also liberated Western Europe with his Commonwealth. Provider of Warrior IFV, SAS, Royal Navy, and Challenger MBTs!
- Franceball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Nice Char Leclerc. Great aircraft carrier Charle de Gaulle. Brave soldiers.
- Germanyball (Joined in 1955) - Guns and tanks. Leopard 2 MBT best tank in the world!
- Icelandball (Founder state, Joined in 1949 - Peaceful bystander. Master Iceland has an excellent Coast Guard though!!!
- Italyball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - De chef. Provider of A129 Mangusta gunships.
- Belgiumball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - He built me! HQ in Brusselsball. The Creator also have many fighter jets.
- Netherlandsball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Smokes too much weed!! Anyways... thanks for arresting Somalian pirates
- Portugalball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Hue hue hue hue...
- Spainball (Joined in 1982) - Also important, but currently I don't have any mission from Mistress Spain. But do not dare take Gibraltarball or Master UK will give me orders to kick you out.
- Luxembourgball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Master Luxembourg is rich and has no taxes
- Greeceball (Joined in 1952) - Master Greece is poor but good Master Greece is good person
- Turkeyball (Joined in 1952) - Master Turkey is the centre of so many disastrous events. Still he helps me.
- Denmarkball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Great men
- Norwayball (Founder state, Joined in 1949) - Not part of the EU. Master Norway is good for that, and still part of NATO! I like the Norweigan Ranger and the Fridsof Nansen missile frigates!
Post Communist nations joined NATO after that Soviet Union dissolved. They joined for better cooperation and watch certain neighbor...
- Polandball (Joined in 1999) - Happy 100th Independence day Master Poland! He has one of the best Special Forces groups in the world, only surpassed by British SAS and the American Navy SEALs. Other members laughs when I call him "Master Poland".
- Estoniaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Estonia big and strong.
- Latviaball (Joined in 2004) - Has lots of potatoes
- Lithuaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Basketball, STRONK.
- Czechball (Joined in 1999) - My food and drink maker BEER AND DUPLINGS STRONG! Also has an antivirus company.
- Slovakiaball (Joined in 2004) - Master Slovakia long and strong!
- Romaniaball (Joined in 2004) - Best friend
- Sloveniaball (Joined in 2004) - Small bystander at Central Europe. Also the wife of Master USA!
- Albaniaball (Joined in 2009) -
FlagStrong and big!
- Croatiaball (Joined in 2009) - Strong nation
- Bulgariaball (Joined in 2004) - Where is Romaniaball?
- Hungaryball (Joined in 1999) - Hungary strong, and he's not Austria!
- Montenegroball (Joined in 2017) - My second newest Master. Sorry for the orders for bombing you in 90s.
- North Macedoniaball (Joined in 2020) - Now that you have changed your name, you can into NATO without angering Greeceball!
- Kosovoball - 2022 but some countries have to recognize you first!
- Cyprusball - No planned data
- Bosniaball - Accession in progress
- Georgiaball - Accession planned
- Ukraineball - Planned negotiations in 2014
- British Indian Ocean Territoryball -Masters US and UK joint military base in the Indian Ocean. Good for monitoring dim sum, kebab, pirates, and vodka. Note to self, restore locals when done.
- Bermudatriangle: Has the Royal Bermuda Regiment near US.
- Gibraltarball: Gateway to the Atlantic!
- Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball: Extension of e
xilejurisidiction in the South Atlantic.
- South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball: Protectorate!
- Falklandsball: Protectorate, but dont take it, Argentinaball.
- Greenlandball: Protectorate! Has a US Air Force base.
- Virginiaball: Home of the US Atlantic Fleet!
- Hawaiiball: Home of Pearl Harbor (aka US Pacific Fleet - not our jurisdiction but still awesome).
- Tringapore - Best nation in the Southeast
- Mexicoball - The Masters are thinking of adding you (love your tacos btw), because he is a good military partner of the Master US when training during RIMPAC.
- Colombiaball - It helps us sometimes, especially against Druggies and Commies.
- Azerbaijanball - You have ceasefire with Armeniaball and Russiaball during in Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.
- EUball - I was born as his bodyguard and...nothing to say
Minor NATO allies
- South Koreaball - Despite not in the Atlantic, we helped her during the Korean War to fight her commie brother and dim sum.
- Japanball - We are watching China closely!
- Philippinesball - Close friends of Master USA. Don't worry, China is under our watchful eye, but stop extrajudically killing people and being buddies with Russiaball and Chinaball!
- Malaysiaball - When Bosnia and Herzegovina was under attacked by Serbians with their Chetniks and Srpskas, he helped me with my member United States and my friend United Nations against those terrorists.
- Israelcube - We will fight those kebabs that threaten your homeland.
- Egyptball - Recently suffered a multiple personality disorder. Must keep a close watch.
- Jordanball - Rich ally
- Irelandball - He pays for my protection with potatoes. Good ally
- Kuwaitball - We saved him from Iraq back in 1991.
- Bahrainball - He lets us put our boats in him.
- Tunisiaball - He can into Tunis Empire, glorious pro-west north African country!
- Afghanistanball - I hope you don't turn against us.
- Argentinaball - He's really BIG! But do not dare take Falklandsball and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball.
- Brazilball - Unofficial ally in South America, everyone in my alliance loves him, he´s second strongest country in Americas, and good friend of USAball, HUE! But he love Vodka and can into BRICS. Stop being buddies with Russiaball and Chinaball OR ANSCHLUSS!
- Pakistanball - Great ally in South Asia. He may be harboring terrorists but also has nukes! Also, do not attack India or else...ANSCHLUSS!
- Bosniaball - We will help you against Rakijas that threaten your clays.
- Thailandball - Just a guy in southeast Asia, everyone gives him tourist money. But he is leaning closer to China...SO ANSCHLUSS!
- Australiaball - If NATO included the Pacific, they would be a member!
- New Zealandball - They too would have been a member if NATO included the Pacific!
- Moroccoball - Non-NATO major ally of me, I'm watching Algeria for you! First country to recognize Uncle Sam.
- Nigeriaball - Non -NATO major ally who gives oil and gives permission to hunt down terrorist in his clay such as Boko Haramball
- Taiwanball - Military friend of Master USAball.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Major Arab Ally that supplies oil and we both hate Iranball.
- Serbiaball - I know you and your history and 1999, but since you aren't attacking anyone else now, you're OK. You do enjoy talks with me. :). Vucic is nice to both sides so why not
- Switzerlandball - HE HOUSES THE MEETINGS BETWEEN WORLD ORDER :D So of course he is my friend. He chairs many Global organizations
- Andorraball - All members who are also in EUball love him.
- Monacoball - Good trades with France.
- Arab Leagueball - He's Master US's oil buddy. He's a little fishy, other Masters give me orders to watching you.
- Chinaball - Not the "very annoying commie" anymore, but I still have orders to watch you, so don't become a nuclear slave to Pigdog's army. Was also my friend back in the 70s because he was enemy of that commie shit even if he was a commie. Also trades with most of my members. NOW ALL OF MY MEMBERS ARE INFECTED OF COVID-19 BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE MAJOR THREAT OF THE WORLD!! YOU MUST FIND THE VACCINE NOW!!
- Indiaball - A guy who can counter Pakistan and China. But he love Vodka and can into BRICS.JOIN ME ALREADY OR ANSCHLUSS!
- Austriaball - We are OK friends, but I'm sometimes pissed at him because he is the only Central European countryball not in my organization (besides Switzerlandball. He's neutral, but Austria does not have a reason for why he is not a part of me). but since he is the brother of Germany, we are good.
- Algeriaball - Please, Just Pick a side, Me or those damn Commies
and freemen, plz Just pick, I'm tired! and I see that you like Tunisiaball, Maybe you can into Neutral But I'm still watching You, And you are friend with Those SUCKERS!?
- Turkeyball - Stronk member, but why do you invade Northern Syria, Oh right! You support FSA but USAball JUST RETREATED HIS TROOPS AND YOU HAD TO BE IMPLICATED?? YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
- Syriaball - Ok ok i leave you alone, you can fight the rebels alone without our help and live in peace, oh! I forgot about Kebab
- Indonesiaball - many on my members Support him against Israelcube a long with yuor father but yuo are
Neutraland founder of the this since Cold War And also he always help me on this happend against terrorist but yuo friend with this bitches and yuo support Yugoslaviaball during Yugoslav Wars.
- Finlandball - You neutral to join in NATO. But at least you defeat all the commies in Winter War.
- Armeniaball - I heard that you have signed a ceasefire with Azerbaijanball and Russiaball. But why are friends with that vodka?
- Swedenball - I will never join you in NATO because you neutral so your brother Norwayball chosen to join me instead of EUball.
- Warsaw Pactball and Soviet Unionball - We kicked their commie asses through diplomacy and FREEDOM, Pinkos not are not allowed to stand on Earth! Remove Commie!!!!!
- Soviet Unionball - Oh Please! WE CAN TAKE YUO DOWN IN 1 SECOND! ...but you can't fight someone already dead.
- Russiaball and CISball - Damn closet commies
and freemen! I am Glad USA Finally Fired You Hahahaha!
- CSTOball and SCOball : Commie
and freemanalliance. Remove!!
- Palestineball, Western Saharaball, Abkhaziaball, Artsakhball, and South Ossetiaball - If you attack my friends Israelcube, Moroccoball, Azerbaijanball, and Georgiaball we will attack and remove you kebabs, commies, and vodka!!!!!!
- Vietnamball - Can into reforms and trade but America was badly defeated in the Vietnam War!!!!! and i will watching you commie
- UNball - You are useless, another Harry Potter ( Read carefully League of Nationsball blog ).
- North Koreaball - We fought them during the Korean War. Always threatening every country with nukes. I hope you won't do anything dangerous because we are watching you!
- Cataloniaball - Communist wannabe no independence for you and stay in Spainball clay you little sh*t.
- Eritreaball - STOP KILLING EVERYONE AND STOP TRYING TO BE THE KNOCK OF VERSION OF NORTH KOREA!! I support Djiboutiball and Yemenball against you! Obama warned us so we are always watching you.
- Somaliaball - We will invade you if you terrorize everyone and I always be watching you, idiot.
- ISISball - HELL YEAH! More AC-130 target practice!, more airstrikes! Suck my ass you little prick. LEAVE MY MEMBERS ALONE!
- Iranball - I'm watching your nuclear program.
- Cubaball - Remove communism , relations have gotten better but still remove communism out of your clay.
- Serbia and Montenegroball - Bombed him during the Kosovo War
- Venezuelaball - Commies! You got oil, you need FREEDOM! Not Oil!
Huetangle will anshluss yuo!
- South Sudanball, Zimbabweball, Myanmarball, and Belarusball - Anti NATO governments, Remove!
- Sudanball - Genocidal Kebab, he accuses me of trying to split him into five separate states.
- Gaddafiball - We came, we saw he died! Bye Bye Gaddafi, never come back!
- Burger Haters - Please just shut up, we will remove you if you continue to remain uncooperative.
- Boliviaball - Another burger hater so no sea for you!!!!
|International||BRICSbrick • Commonwealthball • IMFball • NAMball • OECDball • OPECball • UNball (template) • CPLPball|
|Regional||ACSBall • African Unionball • ALBAball • Arab Leagueball • Arab Maghreb Unionball • Arctic Councilball • ASEANball • Baltic Assemblyball • Beneluxball • CARICOMball • CEFTAball • CISball • Danube Commissionball• East African Communityball • ECOball • EFTAball • EUball • Eurasian Unionball • IMFball • NAFTAball • Nordic Councilball • OASball • OICball • OSCEball • Pacific Allianceball • Pacific Communityball • PARLACENball • SAARCball • SICAball • Turkic Councilball • Union for the Mediterraneanball • Visegrád Groupball|
|Military alliances||CSTOball • NATOball (template)• SCOball (template)|
|Historical||League of Nationsball • Comeconball • ECSCball • WEUball • SEATOball • Warsaw Pactball • EECball • Latin Unionball • UNASURball|
|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Kazakhbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Cyprusball|