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|“||Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.||”|
|“||I think that I have now said enough about the war, which is past now for over twenty-five years. I bow in reverence before the memory of the men who lost their lives in this war on both sides, and I think that we all hope that we never shall have such a war again.||”|
— Karl Dönitz
Nazi Germanyball was a countryball in Central Europe, The countryball founded and ruled by Adolf Hitler was formed in 1933. He had ultimately hated many types of people, but the most hated type were the Jewcubes. He believed the Judes were the causes of all of his problems. He also believed they caused him to lose WWI, which was based on no evidence. He also hated communists, as well as Gypsies, Slavs, Catholics and homosexuals, etc. His ideal Nazi utopia was a racial hierarchy with anyone that's of German descent or a German to be on top, followed by other Aryan races. He is a jew killer.
He also has fish loving bois from a movie called downfall.
Fascism was about Germans as part of the dominant, Aryan, race. National Socialism is quite simply a more extreme version of Fascism. The Nazi Regime wanted to make the world an Aryan world. However, not only Germans were the master race, Nordic people were also seen as Aryan. Nazis wanted racial and ethnic perfection. Contrary to belief, Nazism disproved of Islam as well but not as much as the Jews and Catholics.
He believed in the Aryan Race or, Germanic people being superior to everyone else. Once born, he started to prepare for the inevitable war. He started to build such a strong and powerful army that would strike fear into the hearts of the enemy. He also tried to kill all his enemies that existed in his country by making mass genocide camps, commonly referred to as "concentration camps," collecting Israelcube with secret police called the Gestapo (although this does not excuse the allies war crimes or their bombings on him).
He was really successful in his death camps. He needed friends and more importantly, allies to accomplish world dominance. He became friends with Italyball because he was fascist like him. Also, Italy wasn't terrible, though he wasn't exactly the best either. Also he became friends with Empire of Japanball because he was extremely powerful and he could make a strong diversion for threats. His first move as a almighty powerful empire started by regaining other Germanic states, and then, most of Europe. (Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Denmark, the Netherlands, Norway, France, Belgium, Caucasus states, and some Yugoslav countries). Eventually, Japanball bombed Pearl Harbor, Hawaii of USAball, and forced USAball to join the war. As soon as he declared war on Japanball, declared war on USAball. Eventually, USAball dropped two atomic bombs on two Japanese cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Japanball surrendered. The war ended on August 14, 1945 with more than 50 million people dead, 14 million of them dying from the Holocaust.
Buildup to War (1933- Sept. 1939)
After German Empireball lost the WW1, Germanyball ( Weimar Republicball at the time) was humiliated by the Allied powers of the War, who forced him to sign the Treaty of Versailles in 1919, which took away any of his clay west of the Rhine, and also limited his power. Germanyball experienced hyperinflation (Bread sold for than trillion marks!!) and Franceball invading part of his clay in 1923, after he tried to postpone his reparations, but eventually got back on his feet, and joined the League of Nations in 1925. In 1929, However, USAball experienced a stock market crash, which affected all of his indebted, including Germanyball, who quickly lost all his money. As a result of his poverty, he renamed himself Nazi Germanyball in 1933, and re-anschlussed his demilitarized clay, known as the Saar, in 1935, then the Rhineland in 1936. Italyball, had become fascist in 1922 and had invaded Albaniaball's clay in 1926, the Abssyniaball's clay in 1935-36. During this time, Nazi Germanyball focused on re-developing German armaments industries into a military-industrial complex; his new propaganda industry produced films like Triumph of the Will but was humiliated in the 1936 Olympic Games by USAball.
Meanwhile, in Europe, in 1936-37 Nazi Germanyball helped fellow fascists to destroy the Spanish republicans in Spainball, and bomb Basqueball in the Spanish Civil War. In 1938 Nazi Germanyball Anschlussed Austriaball and it's clay, and did the same to Czechoslovakiaball and his Sudetenland clay a few months later. Slovakiaball becomes independent and Bohemiaball and Moraviaball become protectorates. In 1938, UKball and Franceball met Nazi Germanyball in Munichball, part of his clay to sign an agreement, in which Nazi Germanyball agreed to stop expanding his clay. However, when he broke the agreement in September 1939 by invading Polandball's clay, under a secret non-aggression pact with Soviet Unionball, UKball and Franceball declared war against Nazi Germanyball, after he refused to withdraw from Polandball's clay.
Blitzkrieg! (Sept. 1939- Aug. 1943)
Around this time, fellow fascist ball, the Kingdom of Italyball anschlussed Albaniaball and Ethiopiaball, and became allies with Nazi Germanyball and Japanball in 1940. Nazi Germanyball anschlussed the clay of Denmarkball, Norwayball, Luxembourgball, Belgiumball (family tradition), and Netherlandsball, then raped Franceball in May 1940, creating a puppet state, Vichy Franceball, who inherited Franceball's clay, since she had fled to UKball's clay. Nazi Germanyball then tried to bomb UKball's clay but was ultimately defeated and forced to withdraw from it.
Meanwhile, Soviet Unionball tried to rape Finlandball, but he beat up Soviet Unionball, who raped Estoniaball, Latviaball, Moldovaball and Lithuaniaball instead, causing Nazi Germanyball to wonder if Soviet Unionball was really that stronk after all. In 1941, Nazi Germanyball invaded Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball and Greeceball's clay, with some help from Italyball, who later invaded Monacoball's tiny clay. In Yugoslavia he set up multiple puppet states. Hungaryball, Romaniaball, and Bulgariaball decided to ally with Nazi Germanyball, in hopes of not being raped by him. Nazi Germanyball then decided to invade Soviet Unionball's clay in June 1941.
In June 1941, Nazi Germanyball invaded both Sovietball's clay, and Vichy Franceball's clay in North Africa, his half-brothers French Algeriaball, Tunisiaball, and Libyaball. He also bombed Maltaball's clay, but since this is really rather irrelevant we will move on. USAball helped UKball in North Africa, to defend Egyptball at El Alamein, and eventually liberated Franceball's adoptive North African children from their evil half-brother's control. In 1943, USAball invaded Italyball's southern clay, and UKball liberated Greeceball's island clay.
In Eastern Europe, Nazi Germanyball had invaded most of Sovietball's clay, pillaging, murdering, and making slaves of Byelorussian SSRball, Ukranian SSRball, Moldovan SSRball, Estonian SSRball, Latvian SSRball, and Lithuanian SSRball, with his new ally Finlandball, but was bogged down in the winter of 1942-43 by bad weather and good planning by Sovietball's admiral Zhukov. He was forced to retreat, and was defeated at Kursk and Stalingrad on Sovietball's clay in 1943. By September 1943, Sovietball had reclaimed most of the SSRballs' clay, and Nazi Germanyball was on the retreat. In Europe, however, Nazi Germanyball was too busy murdering Jewcubes on Polandball's clay to notice Romaniaball, Finlandball, Iranball was forced to betray him after the invasion of his clay led by Sovietball UKball as well as Bulgariaball by the soviets. USAball pushed up Italyball's clay, but Nazi Germanyball took the rest of it before USAball could liberate it, and he created Italian Social Republicball. Italyball then switched sides to join the Allies. Meanwhile, UKball helped liberate Abyssiniaball from Italyball in East Africa.
The Tide Turns (Dec. 1943- May. 1945)
By January 1944, USAball had liberated most of Italyball's clay and Philippinesball's clay in the Battle of Manila, and Sovietball had liberated Polandball and Czechoslovakiaball clay. UKball and Franceball then staged an invasion to liberate Franceball's clay from her evil son at Monte Cassino in 1944, causing Vichy Franceball to surrender to the Allies (family tradition?). In June 1944, UKball, and his sons Canadaball and USAball landed on Franceball's former clay, and liberated Paris, in September 1944.
In Europe, after the Battle of the Bulge in winter 1944-45, Nazi Germanyball had retreated from the Ardennes, and Luxembourgball, Belgiumball, and Netherlandsball had been liberated, the last one by Canadaball. Meanwhile, Italyball and Monacoball's clay had been liberated by USAball, and Sovietball had liberated Hungaryball, Austriaball, and Polandball's clay, rescuing the Jewcubes that had not been murdered, and had even entered Nazi Germanyball's clay.Meanwhile, Yugoslaviaball and Albaniaball liberated themselves. By March 1945, Sovietball had won the Battle of Berlin, and was in the heart of Nazi Germanyball's clay. UKball and USAball joined him soon afterwards, and Nazi Germanyball was mortally wounded in late April, and committed suicide on the 8th of May, 1945, ending the war in Europe. His children West Germanyball, and East Germanyball were adopted respectively by USAball and Sovietball. Saar Protectorateball was adopted by Franceball, but eventually given to West Germanyball. Norwayball and Denmarkball became free once again after Nazi Germanyball's death in May 1945.
Reichtangle - SIEG HEIL, MEIN VATERLAND!
- Austriaball - They were of the same. 'Voted' to join the third Reich. Also birthplace of mein Führer.
- Vichy Franceball - Mein good son who ist to take over ze evil brother.
- Italian Social Republicball - Mein good friend who is to take over ze wuss, who betrayed ze vaterland, zat is Kingdom of Italyball
Reichskommissariat states/more puppet states/protectorates
- Reichskommissariat Ostlandball
- Reichskommissariat Ukraineball
- Reichskommissariat Norwegenball
- Reichskommissariat Niederlandeball
- Reichskommissariat Belgien-Nordfrankreichball
- Reichskommissariat Don-Wolgaball
- Reichskommissariat Moskowienball
- Reichskommissariat Kaukasusball
- Reichskommissariat Turkestanball
- Slovak Republicball
- Bohemia and Moraviaball
- General Governmentball
- Albanian Kingdomball (1943-1944)
- New Swabiaball
Nazi Germanyball had few friends because he wanted to take over everything.
- Independent State of Croatiaball - "Aaaahh mein loyal little friend you helped me in the East." Your coast is amazing, I guess so.
- Kingdom of Italyball -
Complete FehlerPartners in crime, friends. Ugh, but so immature as well. Wanted African clay but got raped by UKball. More of a burden to be honest. He even fell down before me. Not saying that I fell down, of cerse.
- Kingdom of Romaniaball -
We raped Soviets together!Good allies, of course. Preserve the master race!
- Palestineball - I am friends with Amin Al-Husseini. Plus yuo hate Jew. But why yuo no start uprising against Jews during WW2? I would have supported yuo....
- Bulgariaball - Ze loyal friend. (Still slavic inferior race. I'll kill you later).
- Thailandball - Help Empire of Japanball, good friends. Still not Aryan though. I shall conquer you later.
- Finlandball - Finlandia, yuo may not be part of Axis, but I salute yuo for removing Vodka and killing Bobrikov. OH WHY MUST ZE BLONDEST PEOPLE NOT BE ARYAN BUT OF URALIC. Grr.
- Swedenball - Yuo also not part of axis, and didn't join the war, but yuo sell the metals. And you are part of superior Aryan master race, so I will have merci. Also yuo helped Finn against evil Vodka.
- Turkeyball - We were allies but we could never in the war as ally. But you didn't send army for killings us and you joined allies which is the cause of my death.
- Republic of Chinaball - We are good friends before... Ja, you save mein Fuhrer, but stupid Chiang Kei-Shiek don't like mein plans... I will anschluss yuo all... But I sold him some weapons.
- Argentinaball -
Mein furher died herethere where many Nazi groups supporting mein regime, thank you for letting me in ¡VIVA PERONISTA VIVA!, but why did you into helpings enemies! fuk you! George Soros - Only good jew, he helped me confiscate property.
- Indiaball - Even though he was ein British colony, ICH LIKE HIM, thanks for ze Swastika. :D, but why du liek Inferior Scheiße?
Every other countryball, especially Jews.
- THE JEWS - REMOVE JEWS!!! REMOVE REMOVE!!! I SENT YOU TO HOLOCAUST HAHAHAHAHAHA AND THEN YOU STOLE MEIN POWER IN 1943 NEVER FORGET AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! HEIL HITLER!!!!
- Polandball - Er war unterlegen. Er war einmal mit Verbündeten im Ersten Weltkrieg, aber er hat eine riesige Menge an Ton für uns, bis er von diesen schmutzigen Russen überfallen wurde... (Translation: He was of inferior. Was once allies during WW1, but he has a lot of clay until he was of anschlussed by filthy Sowjet...)
- Soviet Unionball - YUO TRAITOR!!! WE OF AGREEINGS TO NOT ANSCHLUSS EACH OTHER, UNTIL YUO ANSCHLUSSED FINLAND!!! REMOVE STALIN FROM PREMISES!!! BARBAROSSA BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! FILTHY COMMIE PIG!!! REMOVE VODKA FROM ALL PREMISES!! But glad we squished Polen. splits Polen.
- Empire of Japanball - mein sweet sweet puppet.
- Czechoslovakiaball - ANSCHLUSS! Sudetenland is of mein!
- Kingdom of Semiencube - Jewish Physics? GET OUT OF HERE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
- Ethiopian Empireball - DIE SEMITIC SCHWEIN!! YUOR COUNTRY DESERVED THE GAS FROM MUSSOLINI!!!!
Ich supplied the gas so he can take these Semitiks out of the Erde.
- Weimar Republicball - A loser that was a disgrace of the entire German race, Weimarball listened to whatever nonsence that UKball, Franceball, and USAball ordered him to do.
- USAball - He took mein SCIENTISTS ! AND how much did he steal?!?! Over YOU ARE RULED BY ZE JEWS.
- UKball - They had good guys like Mosley and were freinds of Deutschland, but then...-HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!! BLITZKRIEG BEST DAY OF MEIN LIFE!!! Yet ich cannot into crossing channel to invade them, so they bomb Berlinball NEIN!!! NEIN!!!
- Franceball - Yuo Hollande ist pathetic, ich conquer yuo! Yuo arr nothing but a piece of democartic piece of BAGUETTE SHITTE!!
- Liberiaball - Stupid Negr*ed Afrikanisch who delcared war on Ich on the orders of seine VATER!
- Republic of Chinaball and Communist Chinaball - Now trying to kill Japanball, eh?! Ich and Japan will defeat Dim Sum!
- Switzerlandball - Pathetic mountain Jews, ich did not invade cause they have monies and offered to wash my
lootedgold. That does not mean ich was not planning to invade him. Ich meine, he is still part of Deutschland.
- Germanyball - Mein sterrpid son who is of disgrace to immigration. Yuo are friends with Polandball, Franceball and other immigrants and NEIN! And worst, ZE JEWS!! You're supposed to remove ze swine, not to befriend them! But at least you are economically strong. :)
- Commie Reich - THIS IS A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. EAST COMMUNIST? INTERNATIONALIZT? FRIEND WITH ZE STUPID RUSSLAND? DIDN'T USE MY GLORIOUS BLACK EAGLE ON HIS COAT OF ARMS? OWNS ALL EASTERN
PRUSSIADEUTUCHLAND? AND FRIENDS WITH STERRPID POLEN TOO?!?!?!! MEIN EASTERN PRUSSIA!!!! MEIN POMARIA!!!!! MEIN POWER!! MEIN GLORY!!! ALL LOST TO ZE SLAVS!!!!!!! AT LEAST YOU ENDED IN 1990!!
- Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball - Only 2 days in AXIS, betrayed, you are removed! You give word 25th, you broke the word 27th... NOW LOOK AT YOU HOHOHOHO!!!
- Mexicoball - Zeriously? A petroleum ship is your excuse to get into war? PATHETIC.
- 8ball - Meh I don´t care about these guys. Some take a good pick and helped us in war. They dont do too much? but tell mitech why metisz zkin so dark?
- Michigancube - This Guy Ze Jews Stateball?
- Malaysiaball - Zis guy may hate ze jews, but why you hate me remove kebab?
- Indonesiaball - Zis guy is (kinda) anti zionist like mich, but he has neutral on Jew, he also hate mich for kill His vader
- Kurwaball - Vat? Polen?
- Polandball (Kiribati) - Vat? Another Polen?
How to draw
Drawing Nazi Germanyball is simple :
- Make a medium circle in the middle of the base circle
- The color of the base circle is red and the medium circle is white
- In the medium circle draw a swastika symbol (optional: Replace the swastika with any censored symbol if you don't want to draw the swastika)
- Draw the eyes and you've finished