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50% sea, 50% weed.
 
— Plankton’s analyzer
A weed smoker that is below sea level.
 
— Another seaweed joke

The Netherlandsball, aka. Dutchball, is a Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of Marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops, and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. This was the first nation to officially legalize gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EU-icon EUball fears that he will do Nexit after UK-icon UKball's Brexit.

His clay is bordered by Germany-icon Germany on the east, and Belgium-icon Belgium on the south. His maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by his northern and western clay. His clay is divided into a 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including his capital, Amsterdam-icon Amsterdam where is placed on Noord-Holland-icon North Holland. In result, his clay has a total of 41,543 sq km (16,040 sq mi) making the 131st largest country in the world. As of 2019, his population of about 17.3 million people as the 66th populous country in the world. 

History

Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spain-icon Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austria-icon Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt France-icon Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republic-icon Dutch Republicball.

Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indies-icon Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball) and Suriname-icon Surinameball. His clay was occupied by France-icon Franceball, in 1795-6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to Dutch-icon United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with France-icon Franceball, Belgium-icon Belgiumball, and Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UK-icon UKball.

In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours ReichTime Reichtangle and UK-icon UKball fought over his estranged son Belgium-icon Belgiumball's clay, but was beaten by Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball.

After his distant cousin Canada-icon Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Suriname-icon Surinameball independence in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATO-icon NATOball in 1949.

Personality

Netherlandsball is usually happy and relaxed by nature due to his laid back and easygoing personality, and due to his country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball and/or Uruguay-iconUruguayball. He's friendly to most other countries. He actually has a lot of money, and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater. 

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Upsdell Red 174, 28, 40 C0-M84-Y77-K32 #AE1C28
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Dark Cornflower Blue 33, 70, 139 C76-M50-Y0-K45 #21468B

Relationships

Friends

  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen. BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
  • Aruba-icon Arubaball- My territory who has square currency (and still practices that black face thing were trying to stop people doing).
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - Nephew. I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
  • Belgium-icon Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon Luxembourgball - Luxembourg is a flag thiefMy sons, part of Benelux. Lets eat food at our border town of Baarle.
  • Bonaire-icon Sint Maarten-icon Sint Eustatius-icon Saba-icon Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - My Adoptive Son and nephew, and he laughs like me! (Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE)
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him. And also legalized weed!
  • China-icon Chinaball - We give them two pandas dus we like them!
  • Curacao-icon Curaçaoball - Who? Oh, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
  • EU-icon EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests... will soon leave your shitty union after UK and after that I will smoke weed everyday
  • France-icon Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
  • Germany-icon Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget wan het beat me in 1974 World Cup final!
  • Jamaica-icon Jamaicaball - Smoking buddy.
  • Nagasaki-icon Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him (Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed...)
  • Taiwan-icon Taiwanball - My chino son. Remember the Formosa?
  • South Africa-icon South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
  • Spain-icon Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
  • Suriname-icon Surinameball - Hij is a good jonge. Mijn favourite son!
  • UK-icon UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
  • Poland-icon Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
  • USA-icon USAball - Washington-icon Oregon-icon Alaska-icon California-icon Massachussets-icon Maine-icon Colorado-icon I'm friends with a few of his children.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - My smoking addict son. He lets children smoke!!!! Gib satay and studentes! But I really like your cuisine yuo just wait until I switchings your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!!!......YOU'RE THE SHORTEST IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Neutral

  • Austria-icon Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter.
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Trade friend, but hij defeatings me en heb me eliminated from 2018 World Cup. Also, my friend, I just saw that I win 2 times against you. I'm not sure if it was or not?
  • Turkey-icon Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese.
  • Croatia-icon Croatiaball - I acknowledge you and although you are a flag stealer, your soccer team is OK, I PUT YOU on neutral because you owe me some cash!

Enemies

  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball- FOKKEN BOOKSHELVES WHO ANSCHLUSS ME IN 1940!!! You also starved my people.
  • North Korea-icon North Koreaball - BUT WHAT SH!T DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SH!T ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO-icon NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I SINCERELY THINK South Korea-icon SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT South Korea-icon SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU, HIEHIEHIEHIEHIE! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY! I heard yuo like to get high on drugs too.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - WHY YOU REMOVE DRUGS?!? Our Queen visited in your clay. Your Batangas-icon son stole my flag! You stole my Sint Maarten-icon son's flag! Yuo are the worst flag stealer ever! AND REMOVE Duterte-icon DUTERTE!!! But at least 40% of Filipinos trust me and I am your 3rd largest investor and 10th largest export partner so we are cool by now.

Family

Provinceballs

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Map of Netherlandsball's provinceballs and neighboring countryballs. Credits to GeorgiusNL

  • Noord-Holland-icon North Hollandball - He's alright and the main reason why I am always get stoned.
  • Zuid-Holland-icon South Hollandball- He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
  • Drenthe-icon Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. A lot of people don't even know people live here.
  • Flevoland-icon Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water. Biggest artificial island in the world.
  • Friesland-icon Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
  • Gelderland-icon Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and falmers.
  • Groningen-icon Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communistses.
  • Limburg-icon Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu and the roughest roller coaster manufacturer ever. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
  • North Brabantball - Home of forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is like Limburgball almost Belgian.
  • Overijssel-icon Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
  • Utrecht-icon Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible.
  • Zeeland-icon Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea nearly killed him in 1953 and will drown as first. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.

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