Space separates our bodies, not our souls and minds.
 
— Erasmus
Everyone is very kind here
 
— Spiderman

The Netherlandsball, also known as Hollandball (yes most people call it that cuz it is easy to remember), or Netherball, is very high a Dimension in Minecraft Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. This was the first nation to officially legalize LGBT-icon.png gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EU-icon.png EUball fears that he will do Nexit after UK-icon.png UKball's Brexit. 

His clay is bordered by Germany-icon.png Germanyball on the east, and Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball on the south. He also borders France-icon.png Franceball with Sint Maartenball. His maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by his northern and western clay. His clay is divided into 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including his capital, Amsterdam-icon.png Amsterdamball where is placed on North Holland-icon.png North Hollandball. As a result, his clay has a total of 41 850 square kilometres making him the 131st largest country in the world. As of 2020, his population of about 17.1 million people, and is the 69th populous country in the world.

History

Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spain-icon.png Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austria-icon.png Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt France-icon.png Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republic-icon.png Dutch Republicball.

Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons, a temporalily part of Brazil-icon.png Brazilball, Dutch East Indies-icon.png Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball), Taiwan-icon.png Dutch Formosaball (now known as Taiwanball) and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball. His clay was occupied by France-icon.png Franceball, in 1795-6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to Dutch-icon.png United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with France-icon.png Franceball, Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball, and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UK-icon.png UKball.

In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours ReichTime.png Reichtangle and UK-icon.png UKball fought over his estranged son Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball's clay but was beaten by Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.

After his distant cousin Canada-icon.png Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Suriname-icon.png Surinameball independence in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATO-icon.png NATOball in 1949.

In 2001, he legalized Same-sex marriage, being the first country to legalize it.

In 2019, he won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years. Sadly, he cannot host Eurovision 2020 because he and surrounding European balls are too affected by coronavirus. But he just found out that he's hosting in 2021!!

Personality

Netherlandsball is usually very high happy and relaxed by nature due to his laid back and easygoing personality, and due to his country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball and/or Uruguay-icon.pngUruguayball. He's friendly to most other countries. He actually has a lot of money and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater. 

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Upsdell Red 174, 28, 40 C0-M84-Y77-K32 #AE1C28
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Dark Cornflower Blue 33, 70, 139 C76-M50-Y0-K45 #21468B

Relationships

Vrienden/Friends

  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen. BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
  • Aruba-icon.png Arubaball- My territory who has square currency and richest GDP per captia island of the carribean (and still practices that blackface thing we're trying to stop people doing).
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Nephew. I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - My best friend's puppet. We both love Russia as I, you and Russia all hate Ukraine.
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball and Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball - Luxembourg is a flag thief My sons, part of Benelux. Let's eat food at our border town of Baarle.
  • Bonaire-icon.png Sint Maarten-icon.png Sint Eustatius-icon.png Saba-icon.png Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - My adoptive son and nephew, i colonized a part if him between 1630-1654, and he laughs like me! (Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE)
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him. And also legalised weed!
  • Curacao-icon.png Curaçaoball - Who? Ah, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
  • EU-icon.png EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests... will soon leave your shitty union after UK and after that I will smoke weed everyday
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination. But vertical flag stealer!
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget wan het beat me in 1974 World Cup final! HAHAHAHAH IK WIN 4-2 AGAINST DU!~
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Bedankt for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won!
  • Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - My friend in weed, love this guy and his weird philosophical theories, he said to me he wanted to smoke a tree one day.
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball Good friend, but please stop imprisoning rif activists, you're fine and all but just learn to respect opinions you dont like.
  • Nagasaki-icon.png Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him (Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed...)
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - You may be steal my flags and hate drugs, but then, some of your Filipino tourists were on vacation on my place! Yeah, I know, it's so beautiful in my country and they worked here because of the bigger economy. Oh, that donation that I gave to you? I gave it because you're USABall's close friend and ally! Although your people are really nice to me. I'm glad we're friends...
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - My best friend as I am nice to you, allied with you and we both hate Ukraine for Crimea. I can into the 9th Russian District after I leave the EU known as Nexit. But my politicians still accuses you for MH17 plane crash and the attempt to hack an international cyberhacking company inside Den Haag
  • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1! plus, what does sinterklaas do when he's not here?
  • Suriname-icon.png Surinameball - Hij is a good slave- i mean jonge. Mijn favourite son!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
  • Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Washington-icon.png Oregon-icon.png Alaska-icon.png California-icon.png Massachussets-icon.png Maine-icon.png Colorado-icon.png I'm friends with a few of his children because they can get high on drugs like me. They should've been a part of my colonial empire. HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!! BUT 2-0 FINAL, WORST DAY OF ME LIFE!Dutch Empire-icon.pngor else...Dutch Empire-icon.png

Neutraal/Neutral

  • Austria-icon.png Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter. If Ilse had a beard, we would have won in 2014.
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese.
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - He is a member of Natoball and EU-icon.png EUball and he likes my discos and my girls,and hates me at the same time for not letting him with Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball into Schengen,the reason is that he has gypsies,what's his problem with gypsies,they are my friends,this world has gone very crazy,
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Hey son,I really like your cuisine yuo just wait until I switchings your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!!!......YOU'RE THE SHORTEST IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA. BUT HE REMOVES SMOKE NOOOOO!!,son are you ok now,OH NO MY SON IS INFECTED WITH COVID 19!!!!!!!
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - same as Romania.
  • Latvia-icon.png Latviaball - Yuo got lucky Portugal let you participate in Yurovision 2002. MICHELLE BETTER THAN ARNIS AND MARIE!Dutch Empire-icon.pngor else...Dutch Empire-icon.png
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - We love pandas!!! They're so cute. But remove Coronavirus! Remember Eurovision 2020 outrage!Dutch Empire-icon.pngor else...Dutch Empire-icon.png

Vijanden/Enemies

Provinceballs

Map of Netherlandsball's provinceballs and neighboring countryballs. Credits to GeorgiusNL

  • North Holland-icon.png North Hollandball - He's the main reason why I am always get stoned.
  • Zuid-Holland-icon.png South Hollandball- He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
  • Drenthe-icon.png Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. Virtually nonexistent for most people.
  • Flevoland-icon.png Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water. Biggest artificial island in the world.
  • Friesland-icon.png Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
  • Gelderland-icon.png Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and farmers.
  • Groningen-icon.png Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communists.
  • Limburg-icon.png Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu, Max Verstappen, Geert Wilders and the manufacturer of the roughest roller coasters in the world. Eats lots of vlaai. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
  • North Brabantball - Home of Efteling, forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is, like Limburgball, almost Belgian.
  • Overijssel-icon.png Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
  • Utrecht-icon.png Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible. Has the biggest bicycle stall in the world.
  • Zeeland-icon.png Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea almost killed him in 1953. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.

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