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The Netherlandsball, also known as Hollandball, is a Western European countryball. Drugs are legal (drug addicts are given rehab, while foreigners possessing drugs are escorted back to their native country), with people being allowed to buy up to five grams of Marijuana in coffee shops. Officially, it’s illegal to buy weed from coffee shops and often frowned upon to smoke weed in most public places. Nevertheless, people are able to grow up to three plants of it in the privacy of their own home. The Netherlands also legalises abortion and euthanasia. This was the first nation to officially legalize gay marriage, back in 2001. Known for dikes, dams and polders. EUball fears that he will do Nexit after UKball's Brexit.
His clay is bordered by Germany on the east, and Belgium on the south. He also borders France with Sint Maartenball. His maritime border is the North Sea where is partly surrounded by his northern and western clay. His clay is divided into 12 provinces and three special municipalities in the Caribbean. The Netherlands should not be confused with Holland (because those are two provinces). Including his capital, Amsterdam where is placed on North Holland. As a result, his clay has a total of 41 543 square kilometres making him the 131st largest country in the world. As of 2019, his population of about 17.3 million people, and is the 66th populous country in the world.
Netherlandsball is the adopted son of Spainball, and he was born in the 1500s. He was taken away by his half brother Austriaball but got his independence in 1648 after fighting a war with him, helped by his adoptive aunt Franceball, and changed his name from the long Austrian Netherlandsball to Dutch Republicball.
Around this time, he developed interests such as navigation, trade, and colonising, as seen by his sons Dutch East Indiesball (now known as Indonesiaball), Dutch Formosaball (now known as Taiwanball) and Surinameball. His clay was occupied by Franceball, in 1795-6, and when she left in 1814, he changed his name to United Kingdom of the Netherlandsball, still unaware of his sons with Franceball, Belgiumball, and Luxembourgball, later delivered and raised by UKball.
In the Great War, Netherlandsball chose to remain neutral as his neighbours Reichtangle and UKball fought over his estranged son Belgiumball's clay but was beaten by Nazi Germanyball in 1940, and his clay was anschlussed for four years, along with all the Jewcubes he had sheltered from Nazi Germanyball.
After his distant cousin Canadaball liberated him, he reluctantly gave his sons Indonesiaball independence in 1945, and Surinameball independence in 1975. He joined the EU, his cousin in 1957 as a founding member, and now spends his days smoking weed with his smoking buddies Jamaicaball and Uruguayball, and building dams. He is also a founding member of NATOball in 1949.
In 2001, he legalized Same-sex marriage, being the first country to legalize it.
In 2019, he won Eurovision for the first time in 44 years. Sadly, he cannot host Eurovision 2020 because he and surrounding European balls are too affected by coronavirus. But he just found out that he's hosting in 2021!!
Netherlandsball is usually
very high happy and relaxed by nature due to his laid back and easygoing personality, and due to his country's typically pacifistic morals. Sometimes he can be found smoking weed with Jamaicaball and/or Uruguayball. He's friendly to most other countries. He actually has a lot of money and is a very good swimmer since most of the time his clay is underwater.
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- Argentinaball - The birthplace of our Queen.
BUT YOU STOPPED ME FROM WINNING 1978 WORLD CUP AND GETTING IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP FINAL BECAUSE OF THOSE STUPID PENALTIES! 2-4 NEVER FORGET! I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY!
- Arubaball- My territory who has square currency and richest GDP per captia island of the carribean (and still practices that blackface thing we're trying to stop people doing).
- Australiaball - Nephew.
I eliminated you from the 2014 World Cup in the second round! 3-2 never forget!
- Belgiumball and Luxembourgball -
Luxembourg is a flag thiefMy sons, part of Benelux. Let's eat food at our border town of Baarle.
- Bonaireball, Sint Maartenball, Sint Eustatiusball and Sababall - Sons that lives in the Caraïben.
- Brazilball - My adoptive son and nephew, and he laughs like me! (
Never forget 1974, 2010 and 2014 World Cup... HIEHIEHIEHIEHIEHIE)
- Canadaball - Pretty nice guy. Let me hang out at his place for a while when Naziball kicked me out. He managed to "talk" him back into letting me go home. Ik send flowers every year to thank him.
And also legalis ed weed!
- Curaçaoball - Who? Ah, hem. Hij is good, I guess?
- Taiwanball - Like Indonesiaball, I colonised him but unlike Indon, I gave birth to Taiwan. ALSO SORRY FOR SUPPORTING THE UN RESOLUTION 2758!!! WHY DID I DO THIS TO ONE OF MY SONS???????? Also, telly your infected brother to control his virus!!!
- Serbiaball - Oh wow, you're in my friends list, how cool.... well, I'm glad you're with me.
- EUball - Founding member! Hij is sometimes nice, but Ik am niet sure if hij has best interests...
will soon leave your shitty union after UK and after that I will smoke weed everyday
- Franceball - Former lover. Mijn favourite holiday destination.
- Germanyball - Béét weird relation: Wan het isn't Anschluss time, he is one of best fliends. But when 't is, hij is one of my biggest fears. And also gib leopard tank. Also, I'll never forget wan het beat me in 1974 World Cup final! HAHAHAHAH IK WIN 4-2 AGAINST DU!~
- Israelcube - Bedankt for hosting a memorable Eurovisie Songfestival in 2019, ik still can't believe my Duncan won!
- Jamaicaball - Great Smoking buddy.
- Moroccoball Good friend, I have many people of him in my country,do yuo want weed?
- Nagasakiball - Nice anime! Nice games! I make a nice port And I colonized him
Yuo wait... One day, I will show him the way of the weed...)
- Philippinesball - You may be steal my flags and hate drugs, but then, some of your Filipino tourists were on vacation on my place! Yeah, I know, it's so beautiful in my country and they worked here because of the bigger economy. Oh, that donation that I gave to you? I gave it because you're USABall's son! I'm glad we're friends...
- South Africaball - Son wie speaks weird Nederlands.
- South Koreaball - The best Korea (sincerely).
- Spainball - Defeated me in 2010 FIFA World Cup, got my beautiful revenge in 2014 FIFA World Cup by 5-1!
- Surinameball - Hij is a good jonge. Mijn favourite son!
- UKball - Used to be mijn worst enemy, now hij is fine, hoor.
- Polandball - Happy 100th birthday, mon amie! Love you.
- Uruguayball - Another smoking buddy.
- USAball - I'm friends with a few of his children
because they can get high on drugs like me.
They should've been a part of my colonial empire.HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!
BUT 2-0 FINAL, WORST DAY OF ME LIFE!
- Indonesiaball - My smoking addict son. He lets children smoke!!!! Gib satay and studentes! But I really like your cuisine
yuo just wait until I switchings your MSG with powdered crack MUAHAHAHAHA!!!......YOU'RE THE SHORTEST IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Austriaball - Estranged half-brother. Less said, de beter.
If Ilse had a beard, we would have won in 2014.
- Swedenball - You needed 253. You got 93. DEAL WITH IT.
- Turkeyball - Defeatings of me in euro 2016 with 3-0. also of gettings Nederturken to riot in Rotterdamball. Also I am not of fascist banana republic, am fokken kingdom. Well at least you are not annoying and made a kind of excuese.
- Croatiaball - I acknowledge you and although you stole the flag of mine and my son Brabant, your soccer team is OK, I PUT YOU on neutral because you owe me some cash!
- Chinaball - We love pandas!!! They're so cute but....HANDS OFF FORMOSA (TAIWAN)'S CLAY!!!! YOU ARE HIS BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO FUCK OFF WITH YUOR VIRUS!!!!
- Romaniaball - He is a member of Natoball and EUball and he likes my discos and my girls,and hates me at the same time for not letting him with Bulgariaball into Schengen,the reason is that he has gypsies,what's his problem with gypsies,they are my friends,this world has gone very crazy,
- Bulgariaball - same as Romania.
- Coronavirus - THIS WUHAN CHINA RUINED MY TOURISM! NOW NOBODY CAN GO TO EUROPE BECAUSE OF THIS VIRUS! EVEN MY DRUGS INFECT LESS PEOPLE THAN THIS! AND NOW EUROVISION IS CANCELLED BECAUSE OF YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU??!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - FOKKEN BOOKSHELVES WHO ANSCHLUSS ME IN 1940!!! You also starved my people.
- North Koreaball - BUT WHAT SH!T DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE CAPITALISTS? YOU OF HAVING LEGALIZED DRUGS, BUT, DO YOU HAVE SH!T ON THE HEAD IN EXPLODING US AND NATO STAFF? I AM A CAPITALIST! I SINCERELY THINK SOUTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA, I HOPE THAT SOUTH KOREA ANSCHLUSS YOU, HIEHIEHIEHIEHIE! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
I heard yuo like to get high on drugs too.
- Russiaball - stupid Bitch Who ban LGBT, Red Light and occupies Crimea and hates Ukraineball and Georgiaball, FUCK YOU, I hope you collapsed and you lose in WW3, NATO and USA stronk.ALSO, FLAG STEALER,AND REMOVE VODKA!
- Batangasball, & Missouriball - Sneaky little frickin' flag COPYCATERS! SCREW YOU!!!!!!
Stupid Polandball, YOU ARE SAYING THINGS THAT ARENT EVEN RIGHT
- Paraguayball - You ARE THE MOST IRRELEVANT FLAG MASTER! I'M NOT EVEN MAD (LAUGHS AT HIM CRAZILY)
- Yugoslaviaball - FICK YUO YUO OF STEALIGNS MY FLAG!!!!
- North Hollandball - He's the main reason why I am always get stoned.
- South Hollandball- He's different then North Hollandball and has the biggest harbour of Europe, the parliament and the government.
- Drentheball - A lot of dolmens. Virtually nonexistent for most people.
- Flevolandball - All of his clay is under the water. Biggest artificial island in the world.
- Frieslandball - Farmer, cows, speaks Frisian. Also, a lot of skaters and Elfstedentocht.
- Gelderlandball - His name sounds like money in Dutch. He has a lot of woodys, motorcrosses, bike lanes and farmers.
- Groningenball - More farmers and cows and has a lot of gas. Suffers earthquakes because of gas. Don't say he is a Frisian. He also has some communists.
- Limburgball - Has the only mountain in the country. Home of André Rieu, Max Verstappen,
Geert Wildersand the manufacturer of the roughest roller coasters in the world. Eats lots of vlaai. Celebrates a lot of carnival. He is almost Belgian.
- North Brabantball - Home of Efteling, forests, pubs and villages, also celebrates a lot of carnival. He is, like Limburgball, almost Belgian.
- Overijsselball - Farmers, Hansa cities and streams.
- Utrechtball - Smallest province by area. Still, 1.268.489 inhabitants, and the busiest train stations possible. Has the biggest bicycle stall in the world.
- Zeelandball - Meneer Bolus. The sea almost killed him in 1953. Tries to convince oll of mij people to come and visit him. In the winter.