New Jerseyball is a stateball of USAball. He is the third oldest stateball in the Union. He is partly
Italian (like his neighbour,
New Yorkball). He is the state everybody makes fun of (possibly due to his very low economic freedom). He was the origin of the world famous reality TV show Jersey Shore. Currently he hates his flag because of it simply being his state emblem on a background, but hasn't gotten to the referendum yet. He has the largest
Islamic population in
USAball. Some of his cities are violent, such as Camden and Asbury Park. He invented saltwater taffy, but can't decide on a name for a sandwich on long bread. He loves cars, but is an aggressive and erratic driver. He's a gifted gardener and grows a lot of fruits and vegetables. He refers to himself as "Jersey."
New Jersey has a split personality disorder: South Jersey likes Pennsylvaniaball (mainly
Philadelphiaball), but North Jersey likes
New Yorkball more. New Jersey can't make up his mind whether there is such a thing as Central Jersey.
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History
New Jerseyball born as a
3ball, first adopted by
Swedenball for a short time, then
Netherlandsball after, and lastly
UKball in Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with other 12 states becoming
USAball. It has always been rebellious so the history is really mixed. He ratified the Constitution on December 18, 1787, becoming the third to do so. He has four sons,
Trentonball,
Elizabethball,
Newarkball, and
Atlantic Cityball, even though there are other towns and suburbs in his state, like Cherry Hill. He cannot into safe amusement parks in the 1980s because of Action Park having a reputation of being the dangerous amusement park at the time. He had a very rough time in 2012 with Hurricane Sandy, and he was forced to show his vulnerable side and in some ways, he never recovered.
Relationships
Friends
New Yorkball - Brother who helps me out alot. He does poke fun at me, but helps me get jobs. BFF!
Pennsylvaniaball - Second BFF.
USAball - Father! Tell the other states to stop making fun of me! Waaaaaaaaa!!!
UKball - Grandpa! I was your colony!
Swedenball - Wait, I was first adopted by börk?Wow! I am of börk!
Netherlandsball - He adopted me too. (started the miracle of my life)
Floridaball - Take care of Albert/Flamingo for me, please, I trust you with him.
- Philippinesball - Brother outside of US. I hope you do really well cause you're independence now.
Neutral
- North & South Jersey- You two need to get along!
Indiaball - He seems to have an obsession with me for some reason...
MUFF CABBAGE/Enemies
Soviet Unionball - STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP YOU PSYCHO F*CK!
Chinaball - FUCKING CABBAGE. I blame you for global warming!
Nazi Germanyball - Pathetic piece of GAHBAGE. your U-BOAT attacks must go to HELL!
ISISball - PSYCHO F*CK!
Texasball - YOU FUCKING DUMB RACIST FAT-ASS PIG! YEEHAW MY ASS!!!
Coloradoball - YOU AND YOUR STUPID SHOW SOUTH PARK REALLY HAD TO MAKE FUN OF MY STATE? “It’s just a Jersey Thing” = Worst thing ever, YOUR OFFICIALLY MUFF CABBAGE SINCE 2010
How to draw
Like almost every US state, he's only a coat of arms on a background:
- Color the basic circle shape of this yellow
- Draw the coat of arms of
New Jersey in the center
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
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