New Jerseyball is a stateball of USA-icon.png USAball. He is the third oldest state in the Union. He is partly Italy-icon.png Italian (like New York-icon.png New Yorkball). He is the state everybody makes fun of (possibly due to his very low economic freedom). He was the origin of the world famous reality TV show Jersey Shore. Currently he hates his flag because of it simply being his state emblem on a background, but hasn't gotten to the referendum yet. He has the largest Islam-icon.png Islamic population in USA-icon.png USAball. Some of his cities are violent, such as Camden and Asbury Park. He invented saltwater taffy, but can't decide on a name for a sandwich on long bread. He loves cars, but is an aggressive and erratic driver. He's a gifted gardener and grows a lot of fruits and vegetables. He refers to himself as "Jersey."

New Jersey has a split personality disorder: South Jersey likes Pennsylvania-icon.png Pennsylvaniaball (mainly Philadelphia-icon.png Philadelphiaball), but North Jersey likes New York-icon.png New Yorkball more. New Jersey can't make up his mind whether there is such a thing as Central Jersey.

History

NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball born as a 3-icon.png 3ball, first adopted by Sweden-icon.png Swedenball for a short time, then Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball after, and lastly UK-icon.png UKball in Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with other 12 states becoming USA-icon.png USAball. It has always been rebellious so the history is really mixed. He ratified the Constitution on December 18, 1787, becoming the third to do so. He has four sons, Trenton-Icon.png Trentonball, Elizabeth-Icon.png Elizabethball, Newarkball Icon.png Newarkball, and Atlantic City-Icon.png Atlantic Cityball, even though there are other towns and suburbs in his state, like Cherry Hill. He cannot into safe amusement parks in the 1980s because of Action Park having a reputation of being the dangerous amusement park at the time. He had a very rough time in 2012 with Hurricane Sandy, and he was forced to show his vulnerable side and in some ways, he never recovered. 

Relationships

Friends

  • New York-icon.png New Yorkball - Brother who helps me out alot. He does poke fun at me, but helps me get jobs. BFF!
  • Pennsylvania-icon.png Pennsylvaniaball - Second BFF.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Father! Tell the other states to stop making fun of me! Waaaaaaaaa!!!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Grandpa! I was your colony!
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - Wait, I was first adopted by börk? Wow! I am of börk!
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - He adopted me too. (started the miracle of my life)
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - Take care of Albert/Flamingo for me, please, I trust you with him.


Neutral

MUFF CABBAGE/Enemies 

  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP YOU PSYCHO F*CK!
  • China-icon.png Chinaball -  FUCKING CABBAGE. I blame you for global warming!
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Pathetic piece of GAHBAGE. your U-BOAT attacks must go to HELL!
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - PSYCHO F*CK!
  • Texas-icon.png TexasballYOU FUCKING FAT-ASS PIG! YEEHAW MY ASS!!!

How to draw

Like almost every USA-icon.png US state, he's only a coat of arms on a background:

  1. Color the basic circle shape of this yellow
  2. Draw the coat of arms of NewJersey-icon.png New Jersey in the center
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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