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New Jerseyball is a stateball of USA-icon USAball. He is the third oldest state in the Union. He is partly Italy-icon Italian (like New York-icon New Yorkball). He is the state everybody makes fun of (possibly due to his very low economic freedom). He was the origin of the world famous reality TV show Jersey Shore. Currently he hates his flag because of it simply being his state emblem on a background, but hasn't gotten to the referendum yet. He has the largest Islam-icon Islamic population in USA-icon USAball. Some of his cities are violent, such as Camden and Asbury Park. He invented saltwater taffy, but can't decide on a name for a sandwich on long bread. He loves cars, but is an aggressive and erratic driver. He's a gifted gardener and grows a lot of fruits and vegetables. He refers to himself as "Jersey."

New Jersey has a split personality disorder: South Jersey likes Pennsylvania-icon Pennsylvaniaball (mainly Philadelphia-icon Philadelphiaball), but North Jersey likes New York-icon New Yorkball more. New Jersey can't make up his mind whether there is such a thing as Central Jersey.

History

NewJersey-icon New Jerseyball born as a 3-icon 3ball, first adopted by Sweden-icon Swedenball for a short time, then Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball after, and lastly UK-icon UKball in Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with other 12 states becoming USA-icon USAball. It has always been rebellious so the history is really mixed. He ratified the Constitution on December 18, 1787, becoming the third to do so. He has four sons, Trenton-Icon Trentonball, Elizabeth-Icon Elizabethball, Newarkball Icon Newarkball, and Atlantic City-Icon Atlantic Cityball, even though there are other towns and suburbs in his state, like Cherry Hill. He cannot into safe amusement parks in the 1980s because of Action Park having a reputation of being the dangerous amusement park at the time. He had a very rough time in 2012 with Hurricane Sandy; he was forced to show his vulnerable side and in some ways, he never recovered. 

Relationships

Friends

  • New York-icon New Yorkball - Brother who helps me out alot. He does poke fun at me, but helps me get jobs. BFF!
  • Pennsylvania-icon Pennsylvaniaball - Second BFF.
  • USA-icon USAball - Father! Tell the other states to stop making fun of me! Waaaaaaaaa!!!
  • UK-icon UKball - Grandpa! I was your colony!
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - Wait, I was first adopted by börk? Wow! I am of börk!
  • Netherlands-icon Netherlandsball - He adopted me too. (started the miracle of my life)
  • Florida-icon Floridaball - Take care of Albert/Flamingo for me, please, I trust you with him.


Neutral

MUFF CABBAGE/Enemies 

  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball - STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP YOU PSYCHO F*CK!
  • China-icon Chinaball -  FUCKING CABBAGE. I blame you for global warming!
  • Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball - Pathetic piece of GAHBAGE. your U-BOAT attacks must go to HELL!
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - PSYCHO F*CK!
  • Texas-icon TexasballYOU FUCKING FAT-ASS PIG! YEEHAW MY ASS!!!

How to draw

Like almost every USA-icon US state, he's only a coat of arms on a background:

  1. Color the basic circle shape of this yellow
  2. Draw the coat of arms of NewJersey-icon New Jersey in the center
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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