If I’d lived in Roman times, I’d have lived in Rome. Today, America is the Roman Empire, and New York is Rome itself. New York is the center of the earth.
 
— John Lennon

New Yorkball is one of the 50 stateballs of the USA-icon.png USAball.

He is usually overshadowed by the NYC-icon.png Fake New York, but has a successful government in his capital city, Albany-icon.png Albanyball, and when his upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, he can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Islandball, it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, Rochester-icon.png Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball, and rightfully so. New Yorkball has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if he became his own country, like Texas-icon.png Texasball and California-icon.png Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), he could into G20.

History

New Yorkball was officaly born as an 3-icon.png 3ball, many of whom formed the Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Iroquois Confederacyball, and was later co-adopted by Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, who called him New Amsterdamball. UK-icon.png UKball then took over from them and renamed him as New Yorkball, joining ColAmerica-icon.png Colonial Americaball. In 1776, he rebelled with 12 other states and became USA-icon.png USAball.

He was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.

He later invaded and took clay from Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Iroquois Confederacyball in the 1784 and 1794 to form his Upstate. In the 1800-1900s Italy-icon.png Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.

Relations

Family

Major Cityballs

  • Albany-icon.png Albanyball - Capitalball. He might become the next Silicon Valley. You want some steamed hams?
  • NYC-icon.png New York Cityball - You know who he is. Y U NO STOP TRYING TO DESTROY UPSTATE?! And just freaking leave Upstate's businesses alone! Is it really that difficult? YOU HAVE TOURISM!
  • Buffalo-icon.png Buffaloball - Has Niagara Falls. He makes good chicken wings.
  • Rochester-icon.png Rochesterball - Upstate cityball. Big source of revenue. He creates businesses like Wegmans and despite NYC's best efforts, he is still a very powerful and rich city.
  • Syracuseball- Upstate cityball. He likes basketball.

Relations With Stateballs

  • California-icon.png Californiaball - Best Ally Ever! No Republic President Ever!
  • Massachusetts-icon.png Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials, you conservative prick.
  • CSA-icon.png CSAball - You gonna rise again or what? Do it so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying taxes so you peasants can have some sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
  • Vermont-icon.png Vermontball- The one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS
  • NewJersey-icon.png New Jerseyball - Cute little brother and best friend! I love you so much! LOL, NOT!
  • Wicca-icon.png Wiccaball- You aren't actually a state, but I'm sorry about what Assholistan did to you. You're pretty interesting as a matter of fact.
  • Indiana-icon.png Indianaball - Fuck you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
  • Connecticut-icon.png Connecticutball - Current girlfriend, but not sure if she is cheating with New Jerseyball or not.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
  • Florida-icon.png Floridaball - FUCK YOU FLORIDA, YOU PASSED ME IN POPULATION. I SHOULD BE NUMBER 3! (At least I'm stll richer and have a bigger city haha)
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - GET CORONAVIRUS OUT OF MY CLAY!! NOW I GOT 200K CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOUR STUPID CHILD WUHAN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP ME TO SOLVE THIS VIRUS NOW!!!!
  • Wuhan ball - SEND YOUR MEDICAL WORKERS, DOCTORS AND NURSE TO MY CLAY TO CURED MY PEOPLE FROM THIS VIRUS!!
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Your great child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better. Sometimes I think you adopted him. Props to that and I like it!
  • Moscow-icon.png ​ Moscowball - I don't want to hate ya, my dad forces me to. You're a pretty nice guy when I think about it. But why are you so shy around me? Are you scared? Hah, anyways, as I'm meant to say, I like you, Moscow..

How to draw

Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:

  1. Color the basic circle shape of this blue
  2. Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center 
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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