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North Koreaball, officially the Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball, is a controversial self-declared Juche state on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. He cannot into money and food and is famous for his "glorious" leader (oppressive military dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).
He claims he can into nuclear power. In the last few years his missile tests have become more frequent.
North Koreaball has a rocky relationship with his southern neighbor, South Koreaball, since they both claim to be the only Korea, recognizing each other as an imposter or puppet state. Japanball also doesn't think he is true Korea.
North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a million active personell. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.
Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World War 3 imminent.)
But recently he seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. He also demolished his nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.
Earlier, prior history can be found on the South Koreaball page.
Korean history starts with various Asian dynasties but before World War II there were no "North Korea" or "South Korea". In 1945, Japanese Koreaball, a Fascist occupation of the Korean peninsula formerly part of Korean Empireball, was split into two different parts by Sovietball and USAball.
In 1948, North Koreaball made their government.
This division encouraged the Northern part of Korea to invade the Southern one, in 1950, starting the Korean War which de facto ended into a status quo, thanks to United States support to South Korea and Sino-Soviet support to North Korea. After war, North Korea made their own flag with Soviet Unionball gaved. One funnily ironic thing is Kim Il-Sung (Kim Jong-Un's grandfather) liked Korea flag ( South Korea flag).
Since 1995, North Koreaball has to open up to external food aid and modernization in this country is below zero. As Communist block fell off, North Korea remained with less and less allies, with the few he has left growing tired of his actions. Now he has been testing nukes like crazy (
and is of failing).
Despite his own craziness, even he knows that Eritreaball is more insane.
He is targeted Guamball starting Mid-August 2018.
But he backed down and there is no WWIII.
Chingu & Friends
North Korea doesn't have very many allies, only these ones below.
- Chinaball (Sometimes) - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also hate the fat pig and the weeaboo. Our relations are 'Detroiting' because of my nukes and he is getting fed up with my "Nagging". But GIB AID!
- Russiaball - His father and I were good friends, also helped me in the Korean War too when he was a comrade of mine. He is less friendly with me these days.
- Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan.
- Indonesiaball - His leader is the best friend of my Dear Leader. Also name his orchid Kimilsungia , named after the first leader (who is also technically still president).
- Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally
- Cambodiaball - His king got an education here! He is a good friend of the dear leader.
- Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is allight ov a fello.
Junglibgug & Neutral
- Cubaball - Both are communist but... Why you side with capitalist pigs?! YOU ARE NOT OF COMRADE TO ME ANY MORE!!!
- Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...! Plz Come Back!
- Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr...
- Vietnamball - Communist ally but needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG!
- ISISball - We both hate USAball but dear leader and god Kim Jong-Un forbid these guys get what they want. We simply canet be of friends. They are of even worse then Eritreaball (though we like that he attacks capitalist pigs But still).
- Kiribatiball, Bhutanball, and Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but to pacifitse. REMOVE!!
- Turkeyball - We both are very similar, but the problem is that he supported my Brother during War. But i am proud of how became like me in such quick times.
- USAball - CAPITALISTSTEA PIGU BECAUSE OF YUO KOREA CANNOT REUNIFY YUO RILL FARLL TO GRORYUS JURCHE MY NUKES CAN REACH TO AMERICAN CLAY!!!!! REMOVE GIANT BURGER!!! REMOVE IMPERIALIST DOG! FIGHT ME CAPITALIST PIG!!!NUKE TEM ALL! YUOR CLAY IS OF MINE!!!! But I think we are cool now at this moment.
Jeogdeul & Enemies
Everyone who isn't his friend. But especially these ones.
- South Koreaball - 우리가 진짜 조선! YUO ARE OFWORST KOREA!!! I AM REAL KOREA YUO FALSE IMPOSTOL! YUO IS JUST BEINGS OF MY CLAY OCCUPIED BY CAPITALIST BURGER!!! I AM INDEPENDENTER!! NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!!!
- Philippinesball - HAHAHAHA! PUPPI OF THAT PIGDOG, HIDE BACK TO YUOR RITTLE IDIOTIC DAD. YUO CANNOT EVEN HAVINGS PROPER GOVERLNMENT! ARR YUO IS GOOD FOR IS TALGET PLACTICE FOR MY NUKES! STUPID JANGO BARERY ASIAN!!!
- Japanball - Capitalist Pigu! REMOVE ANIME! Fascist imperialists! Hedonistic capitalists addicted to Anime! 위안부, 직업, 제국주의 식민지를 기억하십시오! 어리석은 제국주의 자, 전쟁 배상금을 지불하거나 나는 모든 어리석은 애니메이션을 깰 것입니다! 독도는 언제나 합당한 한국 영토이며! 1910 WOLST YEAL, 1910 NEVEL FOLGET!
- Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER!
(but we set it up)!
- Romaniaball - YUO ASSHOLE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT THEN YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITALIST PIG DOG, TRAITOL TO REVORUTION
- Israelcube - You of Zionist pigdog who wants to destroy entire World. Free Parestinebarr!
- Australiaball - FOLLOWING THE CAPITALIST PIG ARE YUO!? REMOVE KANGAROO!
- New Zealandball - ANOTHEL CAPITARIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WILL OF REACH WELLINGTON! REMOVE KIWI!
- Russiaball - WHO ARE YUO TO THINK YUO CAN MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF LEADER??!!!! YUO KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? I'LL SHOOT PUTIN! I'LL BLOW UP THE KREMLIN!!! AND I'LL RAPE ALL YUOR FEMALE SOLDIERS!!! AND I'LL DERAIL YUOR STUPID SAPSAN TRAINS AND SHOOT DOWN YUOR STUPID ANTONOV 225s AND REMOVE DASH CAMS AND BURN YUOR FLAGS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Chinaball - Stupid tlaitor 왜 가짜 한국을 인식합니까? 나는 진짜 한국이고 오직 한국 만이 있습니다! 당신은 사회주의의 원칙을 버렸습니다?! 나는 핵무기를 가지고 있고 곧 우리는 상하이, 홍콩, 베이징, 선전, 광저우, 톈진, 그리고 모든 자본가의 땅을 뚫을 것입니다! I THOUGHT WE BEINGS FRIENDS! WE HAD GREAT RELATIONS AND YUO IS FUCKINGS IT UP! STOP CARRING MY DEAR READEL FAT!!! But help evadings sanctions and gib aid plox.
- Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORESTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WIRR KIRR YUO!!! WE WILL DESTLOY ARR OF YUOL CLAY, IMPERIALIST WHORE! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU! I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
- Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET!
- UNball - ZHTAP CALLING ERITRE ZE ME OF AFRICA! WE DONT WANT TO BE COMPARED TO HIM IN GRORY OF KIN JUNG UN!! YOU MAKE US LOOK OF EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU DO THAT!
- Polandball - FASCIST CATHOLIC PIG DOG, YOU CANNOT INTO SPACE BUT GLORIOUS LEADER CANINGS ! REMOVE KIELBASA Remove kielbasa you are worst hussar. NO GOOD, I SPIT ON THE EYE AND MOUTH OF YOUR FLAG AND COUNTRY!
- Somaliaball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY CARGO SHIP!
Even Burger of herp me.
- Juche Juche
- Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.
- Me is Best Korea!
How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
- Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
- After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
- Draw the eyes and you've done