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Vietnamball (Not really) (1-25%)
Stupid capitalist puppet (usually)
You fat pancake (Sometimes)
His people is so annoying (rarely)
|Soviet Occupied Korea|
Is of importants
Can into space?
North Koreaball, officially the
Kim Dynasty Best Koreaball Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball (DR Koreaball for short), is missle True Korea for Burger Removers a fat controversial self-declared Juche countryball that is partially unrecognized on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. He cannot into money and food and is famous for his "glorious" leader (oppressive military dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).
He claims he can into a nuclear power. In the last few years his missile tests have become more frequent.
North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a 7,679,000 active personnel. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.
Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World War 3 imminent.)
But recently he seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. He also demolished his nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.
- 1 History
- 2 Relationships
- 3 Quotes
- 4 How to draw
- 5 Gallery
In early history the Korean peninsula had many dynasties
including the Kim Dynasty, and because North Koreaball will nuke me if I don't I have to give the full history of Korea on North Koreaball's page as well. It was stated there were 1balls in 100,000 BC with some people saying even went back to 300,000 BC. The earlies pottery artifacts in Korean clay dated back to 6000 BC.
Gojoeson and Proto Three Kingdoms Period
The first nation in Koreaball was Gojoseonball in 2333 BC, but then it got anschlussed by Hanball in 108 BC. Hanball put four commandries in charge of the Korean peninsula located in the northern side of Korea while the south had many kingdoms. The rest of the commandries fell except for Lelang Commandrey which remained and became Goguryeoball
North Koreaball existed in ancient times which anschlussed the rest of the Hanball commandries in 313 AD remaining as the center of cultural exchange and relations between Chinese dynasties and Korea. In the south a stateball known as Jinball gave birth to loose confederacies. Baekjeball began to slowly overtake Mahanball and Sillaball was able to unify 6 chiefdoms creating the essence of the three kingdoms period. Iron was widely used during this time period and many artifacts show Koreans using iron in their daily lives.
What was left were the three kingdoms in the Korean peninsula, in the north there was
North Koreaball's ancestor Goguryeoball while in the South there were Sillaball and Baekjeball. Goguryeoball was a very militaristic and mighty and was able to conquer a lot of Manchuria and even parts of Russia. Suiball and Tangball even tried fighting him but failed. At one point Goguryeoball became true Korea anschlussing South Koreaball's ancestors Sillaball and Baekjeball for a little bit and he will do the same to South Koreaball through his divine descendant North Koreaball. Goguryeoball later weakened and Tangball and Sillaball made an alliance to anschluss Goguryeoball and they did but then they ended their alliance and fought each other. Sillaball controlled most of the Korean peninsula while Tangball anschlussed the northern part of Goguryeoball. Baekjeball meanwhile was a nautical power and even said to have spread Chinese culture to Ancient Japanball developing her culture.
Korea and South Korea Period
Then in 6th Century the Korean peninsula was split into North and South even before modern times, Goguryeoball former general
rebirthed North Koreaball founded Balhaeball while Sillaball continued in the South. Sillaball later adopted the maritime aspects of Baekjeball and became a maritime power and had communities in China. Sillaball became prosperous and was at its height in 8th and 9th Century. Buddhism became widespread in Sillaball and arts flourished. In 9th Century Sillaball fell which ushered the age of later three kingdoms during 892-935. Balhaeball was anschlussed by kittens Khitanball. In the end Goryeoball who's also an ancestor of North Koreaball mean North Korea is destined to unify Korea anschlussed the Korean peninsula and became unified true Korea in 918.
Goryeoball claimed itself the successor of Goguryeoball and Korea was unified. Goryeoball anschlussed Jiandaoball but due to harsh climate decided he was not interested. Later he made Kaesongball his capital
which's also in North Koreaball. Buddhism flourished during this time and 12th and 13th century saw a ceramics industry and the first movable type. Goryeoball had to defend frequently because Khitanball frequently attacked and he destroyed his father Balhaeball. In 993 Khitanball invaded the peninsula leading Goryeoball needing to negotiate with Khitanball and it was successful. Khitanball later wanted to anschluss Goryeoball again but failed in 1009 and 1018. Then Goryeoball experienced a Golden Age where there's loads of philosophies and studies in his clay, printing and publishing flourished and he built 12 universities producing famous scholars. In 1200s Mongol Empireball wanted to anschluss him but payed tribute so he survived but now under the lordship of the Mongol Empireball. Later he became free when Yuanball started to crumble. But then he was couped and Joseonball was born.
Joseonball adopted Confucianism as its official ideology leading to a decline in Buddhism in Korea. Joseonball was one of the most powerful tribute states of Mingball. 15th and 16th Century had education and science flourish with benevolent rulers making the people happy. Joseonball started exceling in astronomy, meteorological studies, calendar science, ceramics, and more. Joseonball implemented a class system which comprised of noble class, middle class, and common class which were slaves and serfs. In 1592 Toyotomi Clanball wanted to anschluss Joseonball but failed, but Qingball was able to do a lot of destruction on Joseonball. Then he had peace and started an isolation policy earning the nickname "Hermit Kingdom" and failed to stop imperialism later on.
Japanese Empireball forced Joseonball out of Qingball's influence by war in the first Sino Japanese War in 1894-1895. Empress Myeongseong got assassinated by Japanese agents and in 1897 Joseonball became Korean Empireball with King Gojong as the emperor. Korean Empireball tried modernizing Korea with some success thanks to USAball, Russian Empireball, Franceball, and Japanese Empireball which all want to influence Korea. In 1904 Japanese Empireball pushed Russian Empireball out of Korea through the Russo-Japanese War and in 1909 becoming a protectorate. After that Korean Empireball got annexed leading to occupation of Korea.
Japanese Occupation of Korea
Japanese Empireball annexed Korean Empireball turning her into Japanese Koreaball in 1910. Korean tried resisting Japanese rule through the March 1st Movement which was a nonviolent protest but Japanese Empireball decided to kill 7000 demonstrators using police force and military which spread to Manchuria and Siberia. Japanese Empireball also tried to destroy Korean culture making all Koreans take Japanese classes and destroying numerous artifacts from Koreans. There was also comfort women introduced to Korea which both Koreas hate Japanball to this day for that. Many Koreans emigrated to escape the Japanese.
After Japanese Empireball got nuked and pacified into Japanball in 1945, Korea became split and USAball formed South Koreaball while Soviet Unionball formed North Koreaball. The two nations were split by the 38th parallel. North Koreaball formed a one party state while South Koreaball formed a
capitalist dictatorship. During the formation, Soviet Unionball installed a socialist government made Kim Il-Sung as chairman of the People's Provisional Committee for North Koreaball. In 9 September, 1948 North Koreaball was born with Soviet Unionball forces withdrawing from North Koreaball.
In 25 June, 1950, North Koreaball cross the 38th parallel and invaded South Koreaball. North Koreaball almost unified all of Korea
just like all his ancestors did but then USAball and UNball sided with South Koreaball and pushed North Koreaball all the way to Chinaball. Then Chinaball got scared of invasion and jumped in on North Koreaball's side pushing South Koreaball's forces to the 38th parallel and then there was stalemate. So on 27 July, 1953 and armistice was signed but that didn't end the war which continues until on 2018.
Post Korean War
Even with the armistice signed, both sides did assassinations, border disputes, and kidnappings. North Koreaball's economy was doing very well at first and even better than his sister South Koreaball. In 1956 North Koreaball succeeded in taking down coups brought by Soviet Unionball and Chinaball in replacement of more Soviet and Pro-Chinese Koreans with the last Chinese troops withdrawing in 1958. Both Koreas had talks but failed to negotiate as two koreas joined separate organizations. North Koreaball industrialized during Kim il-Sung and most of the factories were in North Koreaball's clay. North Koreaball's recovery from war was quick and in 1957, his economy was in pre Korean War level. North Korean won had better value than the South Korean counterpart and had a better economy than South Koreaball until 1980s when North Koreaball's economy began to stagnate. It collapsed after 1991 when Soviet Unionball collapsed and aid from Soviet Unionball and Eastern Bloc nations stopped aid. Kim Il-Sung died of an heart attack in 1994 leading to Kim Jong Il to succeed him. In 1993 there was a severe famine which killed many in North Koreaball and he hasn't recovered very well from that. North Koreaball joined the UNball in 1991 along with South Koreaball.
USAball became increasingly hostile toward North Koreaball which made him want to test nukes in order to not suffer the same fate of Iraqball. In 2006 North Koreaball announced his first nuclear test. In 2011 Kim Jong Il died of an heart attack leading to Kim Jong Un becoming leader of North Koreaball. North Koreaball continued to test nukes until in 2018 when Kim Jong un met with South Koreaball president Moon Jae-In and USAball president Donald Trump. North Koreaball and South Koreaball played in the same hockey team in the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics. Since then he can into Covid free
by executing anyone who opposes his lockdown.
동무 Tongmu (Friends)
North Korea doesn't have very many allies, only these ones below.
- Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also hate the fat pig. Our relations are continuing to go well because we are close brothers. BUT YOUR PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING! AND STOP SANCTIONING ME!! EVEN YOUR TOURIST ARE HURTING OTHERS CLAY!! EDUCATE THEM WELL!! OR ELSE I WILL EXECUTE THEM IF THEY COME TO MY CLAY!
- Pakistanball - I taught you how to make nukes but WHY YOU SUPPORT Fake Korea Namjosŏn DURING KOREAN WAR?!
- Russiaball - His father and I were good friends, also helped me in the Korean War too when he was a comrade of mine. He is friendly to the Kim regime still. Respect.
- Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan. BUT DONT KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!
even though i do that myself
- Indonesiaball - His leader is the best friend of my Dear Leader. Also name his orchid Kimilsungia , named after the first leader (who is also technically still president). BUT DID YOU JUST KILLED MY DEAR LEADERS BROTHER ON YOUR BROTHER'S CLAY???
- Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally
- Donald Trump - I Like the President!
- Canadaball - He likes to meme Koreatown scenarios and Kim's Convenience is funny. He doesn't criticize me anymore. Kind of cute and better than Capitalist pigu. We are enemies sometimes.
- Cambodiaball - His king got an education here! He is a good friend of the dear leader.
- Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
- Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...! Plz Come Back!
- East Germanyball - European Version of Me. Why did Evil Capitalist kill you????
- SR Romaniaball - Another old friend of mine. I am very sad he died.
- Israelcube - You of Trump Follower who has similar issue? Friends for now. We both have strong intel. I don't want to hate yuo anymore.
- Boliviaball - Welcome back again!
- Myanmarball - Junta guy likes my weapons and missile technology.
중립 Chungrip (Neutral)
- Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr....I Like how his president appreciate us helping on their military but I'm scared of him because he beat me on having the lowest humans rights records.
- Vietnamball - Communist ally. Hosted a Trump-Kim meeting. However, he needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG! ALSO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER WITH MALAYSIA!
- Cubaball - Communist brother in arms....BUT WHY DO YOU HATE DONALD TRUMP????
Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is allight ov a fello. BUT YOUR TO MEAN.
- Kiribatiball, Bhutanball, and Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but to pacifitse. REMOVE!!
- Turkeyball - We both are very similar, but the problem is that he supported my Brother during War. But i am proud of how became like me in such quick times.
- USAball - Well, well well, I'm Capitalist Democratic Totalitarian now. despite he is capitalist pig, he can into destroy Somaliaball in 2008, and lord Kim and Donald Trump became very good friends in 2017. I am removing Anti-USA propaganda. This is why I don't want into hate yuo anymore. I think we can into friends someday, but I'm so sorry to say this but our friendship is probably into over. Because Biden became into president :( but let's try retaining our friendship, OK WHAT THE?! ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY YOU TRYING TO DESTROY YOUR CAPITAL HILL BUILDING?
- Fake Korea Namjosŏn - KEEP UP THE GOOD RELATIONSHIP PLEASE. DON'T MOCK ME OR I PUT YOU ON ENEMY AGAIN. Oh and Moon and Kim are fighting COVID-19.
- Jap Dwarf Monkey Group - The only thing i hate you is YOUR FATHER KIDNAPPED ME IN 1910s ANCIENT TIMES!! Although you're good now and not occupying us. But I'm sorry for accident launching missiles targeting in your clay also kidnapped your people in 1970s! It was a mistake! Atleast you hate Fake Korea. Now we're fighting COVID-19 together. Damn you get suffered by earthquake too much? Well stay strong!
- Philippinesball - Remove corruption of in country. I wants into diplomatic ties but WHY DID YUO DECLINE IT?? I WANTED TO HAVE DIPLOMATIC AND TRADINGS WITH YOU! Please don't close down your tradings with me. Yuo is of my 3rd largest trading partner. Also the only thing I hate about you is that you're an adopted child of Capitalist pig.
- Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET! But actually teach me football after i lost.
- Guamball - CALM DOWN!! I JUST PRATICING FOR LAUNCHING MISSILES IN WRONG WAY!! BUT I BACK DOWNED. SO JUST FORGET IT!! AND FORGAVE ME!
- UNball - YOU HELPED SOUTH KOREA IN WAR!! But now I'm in UN so we're good. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
적들 Chŏktŭl (Enemies)
Almost everyone who isn't his friend. But especially these ones.
- Empire of Japanball - 위안부, 일제시대를 반성해라!반성하지 않으면 모든 애니메이션에 핵을 날릴거다! 그리고 독도는 언제나 합당한 조선의 영토다! 1910 WOLST YEAL, 1910 NEVEL FOLGET! SCREW YOU JAPANESE!!! EVEN MODERN JAPAN STILL HATES YOU!! THANK GOD YOU'RE NUKED BY AMERICA!
But it'll be better if the Soviets did it.
- Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KIRRED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER!
(but we set it up)!
- Romaniaball - YUO ASSHORE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT THEN YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITARIST PIG DOG, TRAITOL TO REVORUTION!
- Liberiaball - HAHAHA F*CK YOU! YOU ARE A SON OF BURGER IN AFRICA THAT IS IRRELEVANT! HAHAHAHA! GROW UP YOU CIVIL WAR DESTROYED COUNTRY! GO CRY TO YOUR FATHER IF YOU WANT!
- Australiaball - FORROWING THE CAPITARIST PIG ARE YUO!? WAIT, YOU ARE HIS BROTHER! REMOVE KANGAROO!
- Somaliaball - How dare you raid my ships! I don't care if you hate Fake Korea!!!
- New Zealandball - ANOTHEL CAPITARIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WIRR OF REACH WERRINGTON! REMOVE KIWI!
- Taiwanball - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MOCKING ME HUH?!!! YUO IS OF FAKE CHINA!!!! CAPITARIST PIGEA I DON'T CALE IF YUO ARE THE FIRST ONE TO RURE MAINRAND CHINA PEOPLE'S REPUBRIC OF CHINA CAN INTO WIN!!! I WILL NUKE YUOL CRAY.and Yuo also into friends with South Koreaball.Other than that we fight COVID-19 together.
- Bulgariaball -
YUO ARE MY WORESTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WIRR KIRR YUO!!! WE WILL DESTLOY ARR OF YUOL CLAY, IMPERIALIST PUPPET! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU! I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
- UNball - STOP SPREADING CORONAVIRUS YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!! W.H.O. FUCK YOU!
- Costa Ricaball and Thailandball - FLAG STEALERS!!!!
- 음경 - PLEASE DON'T END OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH USA!!! Well if he's not threatening me so it's good but I'm still watching him!
- ISISball (Since 2020) - STOP DESTROYING EVERYTHING!!! NOW I'M BEING THREATENING YOU!! I WILL LAUNCH MISSILES ON YOUR OCCUPIED CLAY!!! AND DONT YUO DARE TO INVADE MY CLAY!!!
- Hong Kongball - NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO CAPITALIST PIG!!! NOW YUO STAY WITH YOUR FATHER OR ELSE....
- Indiaball - YOU HATE CHINA WHILE YOU BEING FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA?!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!! GET LOST CAPITALIST PIG!! REMOVE CURRY!!!!
- Saudi Arabiaball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW!! ALSO YOU'RE THE TERRORIST, NOT IRAN!!
- Juche Juche
- Nuclear (Formerly)
- Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.
- Me is Best Korea!
How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
- Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
- After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
- Draw the eyes and you've done