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North Koreaball, officially the Kim Dynasty Democratic People's Republic of Koreaball, is a fat controversial self-declared Juche countryball that is partially unrecognized on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. He cannot into money and food and is famous for his "glorious" leader (oppressive military dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).

He claims he can into a nuclear power. In the last few years his missile tests have become more frequent.

North Koreaball usually thinks of himself as the only Korea while seeing his twin South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball as occupied Korea and a colony of USA-icon.png USAball which's true.

He is not a Kebab, but he really likes Kebab Countries because they want to destroy USA-icon.png USAball and Israel-icon.png his puppet.

North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a 7,679,000 active personnel. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.

Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour, China-icon.png Chinaball and enemies Japan-icon.png Japanball, South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball and USA-icon.png USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program. USA-icon.png USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World War 3 imminent.)

But recently he seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. He also demolished his nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.

History

Early History

In early history the Korean peninsulal had many dynasties including the Kim Dynasty, and because North Koreaball will nuke me if I don't I have to give the full history of Korea on North Koreaball's page as well. It was stated there were 1balls in 100,000 BC with some people saying even went back to 300,000 BC. The earlies pottery artifacts in Korean clay dated back to 6000 BC.

Gojoeson and Proto Three Kingdoms Period

The first nation in Koreaball was Gojoseon-icon.png Gojoseonball in 2333 BC, but then it got anschlussed by Han-icon.png Hanball in 108 BC. Han-icon.png Hanball put four commandries in charge of the Korean peninsula located in the northern side of Korea while the south had many kingdoms. The rest of the commandries fell except for Lelang Commandrey which remained and became Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball North Koreaball existed in ancient times which anschlussed the rest of the Han-icon.png Hanball commandries in 313 AD remaining as the center of cultural exchange and relations between Chinese dynasties and Korea. In the south a stateball known as 1-icon.png Jinball gave birth to loose confederacies. Baekje-icon.png Baekjeball began to slowly overtake Mahan-icon.png Mahanball and Silla-icon.png Sillaball was able to unify 6 chiefdoms creating the essence of the three kingdoms period. Iron was widely used during this time period and many artifacts show Koreans using iron in their daily lives.

Three Kingdoms

What was left were the three kingdoms in the Korean peninsula, in the north there was North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball's ancestor Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball while in the South there were Silla-icon.png Sillaball and Baekje-icon.png Baekjeball. Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball was a very militaristic and mighty and was able to conquer a lot of Manchuria and even parts of Russia. Sui-icon.png Suiball and Tang-icon.png Tangball even tried fighting him but failed. At one point Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball became true Korea anschlussing South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball's ancestors Sillaball and Baekjeball for a little bit and he will do the same to South Koreaball through his divine descendant North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball. Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball later weakened and Tang-icon.png Tangball and Silla-icon.png Sillaball made an alliance to anschluss Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball and they did but then they ended their alliance and fought each other. Silla-icon.png Sillaball controlled most of the Korean peninsula while Tang-icon.png Tangball anschlussed the northern part of Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball. Baekje-icon.png Baekjeball meanwhile was a nautical power and even said to have spread Chinese culture to Ancient Japan-icon.png Japanball developing her culture.

North Korea and South Korea Period

Then in 6th Century the Korean peninsula was split into North and South even before modern times, Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball former general rebirthed North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball founded Balhae-icon.png Balhaeball while Silla-icon.png Sillaball continued in the South. Silla-icon.png Sillaball later adopted the maritime aspects of Baekje-icon.png Baekjeball and became a maritime power and had communities in China. Silla-icon.png Sillaball became prosperous and was at its height in 8th and 9th Century. Buddhism became widespread in Silla-icon.png Sillaball and arts flourished. In 9th Century Silla-icon.png Sillaball fell which ushered the age of later three kingdoms during 892-935. Balhae-icon.png Balhaeball was anschlussed by kittens Liao-icon.png Khitanball. In the end Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball who's also an ancestor of North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball mean North Korea is destined to unify Korea anschlussed the Korean peninsula and became unified true Korea in 918.

Goryeo-icon.png Goryeo period Goryeo-icon.png

Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball claimed itself the successor of Goguryeo-icon.png Goguryeoball and Korea was unified. Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball anschlussed Jiandaoball but due to harsh climate decided he was not interested. Later he made North Korea-icon (division).png Kaesongball his capital which's also in North Koreaball. Buddhism flourished during this time and 12th and 13th century saw a ceramics industry and the first movable type. Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball had to defend frequently because Liao-icon.png Khitanball frequently attacked and he destroyed his father Balhae-icon.png Balhaeball. In 993 Liao-icon.png Khitanball invaded the peninsula leading Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball needing to negotiate with Liao-icon.png Khitanball and it was successful. Liao-icon.png Khitanball later wanted to anschluss Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball again but failed in 1009 and 1018. Then Goryeo-icon.png Goryeoball experienced a Golden Age where there's loads of philosophies and studies in his clay, printing and publishing flourished and he built 12 universities producing famous scholars. In 1200s Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball wanted to anschluss him but payed tribute so he survived but now under the lordship of the Mongol Empire-icon.png Mongol Empireball. Later he became free when Yuan-icon.png Yuanball started to crumble. But then he was couped and Joseon-icon.png Joseonball was born.

Joseon-icon.png Joseon Dynasty Joseon-icon.png

Joseon-icon.png Joseonball adopted Confucianism as its official ideology leading to a decline in Buddhism in Korea. Joseon-icon.png Joseonball was one of the most powerful tribute states of Ming-icon.png Mingball. 15th and 16th Century had education and science flourish with benevolent rulers making the people happy. Joseon-icon.png Joseonball started exceling in astronomy, meteorological studies, calendar science, ceramics, and more. Joseon-icon.png Joseonball implemented a class system which comprised of noble class, middle class, and common class which were slaves and serfs. In 1592 Toyotomi-icon.png Toyotomi Clanball wanted to anschluss Joseonball but failed, but Qing-icon.png Qingball was able to do a lot of destruction on Joseon-icon.png Joseonball. Then he had peace and started an isolation policy earning the nickname "Hermit Kingdom" and failed to stop imperialism later on.

Korea-Empire-icon.png Korean Empire Korea-Empire-icon.png

Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball forced Joseon-icon.png Joseonball out of Qing-icon.png Qingball's influence by war in the first Sino Japanese War in 1894-1895. Empress Myeongseong got assassinated by Japanese agents and in 1897 Joseon-icon.png Joseonball became Korea-Empire-icon.png Korean Empireball with King Gojong as the emperor. Korea-Empire-icon.png Korean Empireball tried modernizing Korea with some success thanks to USA-icon.png USAball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, France-icon.png Franceball, and Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball which all want to influence Korea. In 1904 Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball pushed Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball out of Korea through the Russo-Japanese War and in 1909 becoming a protectorate. After that Korea-Empire-icon.png Korean Empireball got annexed leading to occupation of Korea.

Japanese Korea-icon.png Japanese Occupation of Korea Japanese Korea-icon.png

Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball annexed Korea-Empire-icon.png Korean Empireball turning her into Japanese Korea-icon.png Japanese Koreaball in 1910. Korean tried resisting Japanese rule through the March 1st Movement which was a nonviolent protest but Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball decided to kill 7000 demonstrators using police force and military which spread to Manchuria and Siberia. Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball also tried to destroy Korean culture making all Koreans take Japanese classes and destroying numerous artifacts from Koreans. There was also comfort women introduced to Korea which both Koreas hate Japan-icon.png Japanball to this day for that. Many Koreans emigrated to escape the Japanese.

Post WWII

After Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball got nuked and pacified into Japan-icon.png Japanball in 1945, Korea became split and USA-icon.png USAball formed South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball while Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball formed North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball. The two nations were split by the 38th parallel. North Koreaball formed a one party state while South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball formed a capitalist dictatorship. During the formation, Soviet Unionball installed a socialist government made Kim Il-Sung as chairman of the South Korea-icon.png People's Provisional Committee for North Koreaball. In 9 September, 1948 North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball was born with Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball forces withdrawing from North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball.

Korean War

In 25 June, 1950, North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball cross the 38th parallel and invaded South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball almost unified all of Korea just like all his ancestors did but then USA-icon.png USAball and UN-icon.png UNball sided with South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball and pushed North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball all the way to China-icon.png Chinaball. Then China-icon.png Chinaball got scared of invasion and jumped in on North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball's side pushing South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball's forces to the 38th parallel and then there was stalemate. So on 27 July, 1953 and armistice was signed but that didn't end the war which continues until on 2018.

Post Korean War

Even with the armistice signed, both sides did assassinations, border disputes, and kidnappings. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball's economy was doing very well at first and even better than his sister South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball. In 1956 North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball succeeded in taking down coups brought by Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and China-icon.png Chinaball in replacement of more Soviet and Pro-Chinese Koreans with the last Chinese troops withdrawing in 1958. Both Koreas had talks but failed to negotiate as two koreas joined separate organizations. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball industrialized during Kim il-Sung and most of the factories were in North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball's clay. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball's recovery from war was quick and in 1957, his economy was in pre Korean War level. North Korean won had better value than the South Korean counterpart and had a better economy than South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball until 1980s when North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball's economy began to stagnate. It collapsed after 1991 when Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball collapsed and aid from Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball and Eastern Bloc nations stopped aid. Kim Il-Sung died of an heart attack in 1994 leading to Kim Jong Il to succeed him. In 1993 there was a severe famine which killed many in North Koreaball and he hasn't recovered very well from that. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball joined the UN-icon.png UNball in 1991 along with South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball.

21st Century

USA-icon.png USAball became increasingly hostile toward North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball which made him want to test nukes in order to not suffer the same fate of Iraq-icon.png Iraqball. In 2006 North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball announced his first nuclear test. In 2011 Kim Jong Il died of an heart attack leading to Kim Jong Un becoming leader of North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball continued to test nukes until in 2018 when Kim Jong un met with South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball president Moon Jae-In and USA-icon.png USAball president Donald Trump. North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball and South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball played in the same hockey team in the 2018 Pyeongchang-icon.png Pyeongchang Olympics. Since then he can into Covid free by executing anyone who opposes his lockdown >:)

Relationships

Chingu & Friends

North Korea doesn't have very many allies, only these ones below.

  • China-icon.png Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also hate the fat pig and the weeaboo. Our relations are continuing to go well because we are close brothers
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - His father and I were good friends, also helped me in the Korean War too when he was a comrade of mine. He is friendly to the Kim regime still. Respect
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan. BUT DONT KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - His leader is the best friend of my Dear Leader. Also name his orchid Kimilsungia , named after the first leader (who is also technically still president).
  • Laos-icon.png Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally
  • Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball - His king got an education here! He is a good friend of the dear leader.
  • Turkmen-icon.png Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
  • Sentinelese-icon.png Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is allight ov a fello.
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...! Plz Come Back!
  • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Communist brother in arms....BUT WHY DO YOU HATE DONALD TRUMP????
  • East Germany-icon.png East Germanyball - European Version of Me. Why did Evil Capitalist kill you????
  • RS Romania-icon.png SR Romaniaball - Another old friend of mine. I am very sad he died.

Junglibgug & Neutral

  • Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr....We team up against terrorist and pirates but......Isaias seemed to be a very scary man
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Communist ally but needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG! ALSO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER WITH Malaysia-icon.png MALAYSIA! THANKS!
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - We both hate USAball but dear leader and god Kim Jong-Un forbid these guys get what they want. We simply canet be of friends. They are of even worse then Eritreaball (though we like that he attacks capitalist pigs But still).
  • Kiribati-icon.png Kiribatiball, Bhutan-icon.png Bhutanball, and Pitcairn Islands-icon.png Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but to pacifitse. REMOVE!!
  • Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - We both are very similar, but the problem is that he supported my Brother during War. But i am proud of how became like me in such quick times.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Well, despite he is capitalist pig, he can into destroy Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball in 2008, and lord Kim and Donald Trump became very good friends in 2017. I am removing Anti-USA propaganda. This is why I don't want into hate yuo anymore. I think we can into friends someday, but I'm so sorry to say this but our friendship is probably into over. Because Biden became into president :( but let's try retaining our friendship, ok?
  • South Korea-icon.png Fake Korea - KEEP UP THE GOOD RELATIONSHIP PLEASE. DONT MOCK ME OR I PUT YOU ON ENEMY AGAIN. Moon and Kim are fighting covid
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Remove corruption of in country. I wants into diplomatic ties but WHY DID YUO DECLINE IT?? I WANTED TO HAVE DIPLOMATIC AND TRADINGS WITH YOU! Please don't close down your tradings with me. Yuo is of my 3rd largest trading partner.

Jeogdeul & Enemies

Everyone who isn't his friend. But especially these ones.

  • Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19 - FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! I EXECUTE ANYONE WHO SPREAD VIRUS. DEATH TO COVID!!! DEATH TO PLAGUE DEATH TO EVERYTHING
  • Japan-icon.png Jap dwarf monkey group - Capitalist Pigu! REMOVE ANIME! Fascist imperialists! Hedonistic capitalists addicted to Anime! 위안부, 일제시대를 반성해라!반성하지 않으면 모든 애니메이션에 핵을 날릴거다! 그리고 독도는 언제나 합당한 조선의 영토다! 1910 WOLST YEAL, 1910 NEVEL FOLGET! SCREW YOU JAPANESE!!!
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER! (but we set it up)!
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - YUO ASSHOLE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT THEN YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITALIST PIG DOG, TRAITOL TO REVORUTION
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - You of Zionist pigdog who wants to destroy entire World. Free Parestineball!
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - FOLLOWING THE CAPITALIST PIG ARE YUO!? REMOVE KANGAROO!
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - ANOTHEL CAPITARIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WILL OF REACH WELLINGTON! REMOVE KIWI!
  • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MOCKING ME HUH?!!! YUO IS OF FAKE CHINA!!!! CAPITALIST PIGEA I DON'T CALE IF YUO ARE THE FIRST ONE TO RURE MAINRAND CHINA PEOPLE'S REPUBRIC OF CHINA CAN INTO WIN!!! I WILL NUKE YUOL CLAY.
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORESTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WIRR KIRR YUO!!! WE WILL DESTLOY ARR OF YUOL CLAY, IMPERIALIST PUPPET! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU! I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!!
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET! But actually teach me football.
  • UN-icon.png UNball - STOP SPREADING CORONAVIRUS YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!!
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY CARGO SHIP! Even Burger of herp me.
  • Joe Biden-icon.png 음경 - PLEASE DONT END OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Quotes

  • Juche Juche
  • Haeck!!!!
  • Nuclear (Formerly)
  • Chinaehanun Gimjonguen Jangunnim Manse: Hail for the General Gimjonguen.
  • Me is Best Korea!

How to draw

Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:

  1. Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
  2. Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
  3. After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
  4. Draw the eyes and you've done

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