Best North Koreaball, officially the Kim Empire Democratic People's Republic of Rocket man and nukes Koreaball (DR Koreaball for short), is a controversial self-declared Juche countryball that is partially unrecognized on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. He cannot into money and food and is famous for his "glorious" leader (oppressive military dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).
He claims he can into a nuclear power. In the last few years his missile tests have become more frequent. He can also into dictatorship.
North Koreaball usually thinks of himself as the only Korea while seeing his twin
South Koreaball as occupied Korea and a colony of
USAball, which is not true at all.
He is not a Kebab, but he really likes Kebab Countries because they want to destroy
USAball, and
his freind.
North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a 7,679,000 active personnel. But he isn't very stronk because most of his equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. He is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.
Currently he of testings nukes so much that his neighbour,
Chinaball and enemies
Japanball,
South Koreaball and
USAball had enough and want to end his nuke program.
USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World War 3 imminent.)
But recently he seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. He also demolished his nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.
Contents
History
Early History
In early history the Korean peninsula had many dynasties including the Kim Dynasty, and because North Koreaball will nuke me if I don't I have to give the full history of Korea on North Koreaball's page as well. It was stated there were 1balls in 100,000 BC with some people saying even went back to 300,000 BC. The earlies pottery artifacts in Korean clay dated back to 6000 BC.
Gojoeson and Proto Three Kingdoms Period
The first nation in Koreaball was
Gojoseonball in 2333 BC, but then it got anschlussed by
Hanball in 108 BC.
Hanball put four commandries in charge of the Korean peninsula located in the northern side of Korea while the south had many kingdoms. The rest of the commandries fell except for Lelang Commandrey which remained and became
Goguryeoball North Koreaball existed in ancient times which anschlussed the rest of the
Hanball commandries in 313 AD remaining as the center of cultural exchange and relations between Chinese dynasties and Korea. In the south a stateball known as
Jinball gave birth to loose confederacies.
Baekjeball began to slowly overtake
Mahanball and
Sillaball was able to unify 6 chiefdoms creating the essence of the three kingdoms period. Iron was widely used during this time period and many artifacts show Koreans using iron in their daily lives.
Three Kingdoms
What was left were the three kingdoms in the Korean peninsula, in the north there was
North Koreaball's ancestor
Goguryeoball while in the South there were
Sillaball and
Baekjeball.
Goguryeoball was a very militaristic and mighty and was able to conquer a lot of Manchuria and even parts of Russia.
Suiball and
Tangball even tried fighting him but failed. At one point
Goguryeoball became true Korea anschlussing Sillaball and Baekjeball for a little bit
South Koreaball's ancestorsand he will do the same to South Koreaball through his divine descendant North Koreaball.
Goguryeoball later weakened and
Tangball and
Sillaball made an alliance to anschluss
Goguryeoball and they did but then they ended their alliance and fought each other.
Sillaball controlled most of the Korean peninsula while
Tangball anschlussed the northern part of
Goguryeoball.
Baekjeball meanwhile was a nautical power and even said to have spread Chinese culture to Ancient
Japanball developing her culture.
North Korea and South Korea Period
Then in 6th Century the Korean peninsula was split into North and South even before modern times,
Goguryeoball former general rebirthed North Koreaball founded
Balhaeball while
Sillaball continued in the South.
Sillaball later adopted the maritime aspects of
Baekjeball and became a maritime power and had communities in China.
Sillaball became prosperous and was at its height in 8th and 9th Century. Buddhism became widespread in
Sillaball and arts flourished. In 9th Century
Sillaball fell which ushered the age of later three kingdoms during 892-935.
Balhaeball was anschlussed by kittens
Khitanball. In the end
Goryeoball who's also an ancestor of anschlussed the Korean peninsula and became unified
North Koreaball mean North Korea is destined to unify Koreatrue Korea in 918.
Goryeo period 
Goryeoball claimed itself the successor of
Goguryeoball and Korea was unified.
Goryeoball anschlussed Jiandaoball but due to harsh climate decided he was not interested. Later he made
Kaesongball his capital which's also in North Koreaball. Buddhism flourished during this time and 12th and 13th century saw a ceramics industry and the first movable type.
Goryeoball had to defend frequently because
Khitanball frequently attacked and he destroyed his father
Balhaeball. In 993
Khitanball invaded the peninsula leading
Goryeoball needing to negotiate with
Khitanball and it was successful.
Khitanball later wanted to anschluss
Goryeoball again but failed in 1009 and 1018. Then
Goryeoball experienced a Golden Age where there's loads of philosophies and studies in his clay, printing and publishing flourished and he built 12 universities producing famous scholars. In 1200s
Mongol Empireball wanted to anschluss him but payed tribute so he survived but now under the lordship of the
Mongol Empireball. Later he became free when
Yuanball started to crumble. But then he was couped and
Joseonball was born.
Joseon Dynasty 
Joseonball adopted Confucianism as its official ideology leading to a decline in Buddhism in Korea.
Joseonball was one of the most powerful tribute states of
Mingball. 15th and 16th Century had education and science flourish with benevolent rulers making the people happy.
Joseonball started exceling in astronomy, meteorological studies, calendar science, ceramics, and more.
Joseonball implemented a class system which comprised of noble class, middle class, and common class which were slaves and serfs. In 1592
Toyotomi Clanball wanted to anschluss Joseonball but failed, but
Qingball was able to do a lot of destruction on
Joseonball. Then he had peace and started an isolation policy earning the nickname "Hermit Kingdom" and failed to stop imperialism later on.
Korean Empire 
Japanese Empireball forced
Joseonball out of
Qingball's influence by war in the first Sino Japanese War in 1894-1895. Empress Myeongseong got assassinated by Japanese agents and in 1897
Joseonball became
Korean Empireball with King Gojong as the emperor.
Korean Empireball tried modernizing Korea with some success thanks to
USAball,
Russian Empireball,
Franceball, and
Japanese Empireball which all want to influence Korea. In 1904
Japanese Empireball pushed
Russian Empireball out of Korea through the Russo-Japanese War and in 1909 becoming a protectorate. After that
Korean Empireball got annexed leading to occupation of Korea.
Japanese Occupation of Korea 
Japanese Empireball annexed
Korean Empireball turning her into
Japanese Koreaball in 1910. Korean tried resisting Japanese rule through the March 1st Movement which was a nonviolent protest but
Japanese Empireball decided to kill 7000 demonstrators using police force and military which spread to Manchuria and Siberia.
Japanese Empireball also tried to destroy Korean culture making all Koreans take Japanese classes and destroying numerous artifacts from Koreans. There was also comfort women introduced to Korea which both Koreas hate
Japanball to this day for that. Many Koreans emigrated to escape the Japanese.
Post WWII
After
Japanese Empireball got nuked and pacified into
Japanball in 1945, Korea became split and
USAball formed
South Koreaball while
Soviet Unionball formed North Koreaball. The two nations were split by the 38th parallel. North Koreaball formed a one party state while
South Koreaball formed a capitalist dictatorship. During the formation, Soviet Unionball installed a socialist government made Kim Il-Sung as chairman of the
People's Provisional Committee for North Koreaball. In 9 September, 1948 North Koreaball was born with
Soviet Unionball forces withdrawing from North Koreaball.
Korean War
In 25 June, 1950, North Koreaball cross the 38th parallel and invaded
South Koreaball. North Koreaball almost unified all of Korea just like all his ancestors did but then
USAball and
UNball sided with
South Koreaball and pushed North Koreaball all the way to
Chinaball. Then
Chinaball got scared of invasion and jumped in on North Koreaball's side pushing
South Koreaball's forces to the 38th parallel and then there was stalemate. So on 27 July, 1953 and armistice was signed but that didn't end the war which continues until on 2018.
Post Korean War
Even with the armistice signed, both sides did assassinations, border disputes, and kidnappings. North Koreaball's economy was doing very well at first and even better than his sister
South Koreaball. In 1956 North Koreaball succeeded in taking down coups brought by
Soviet Unionball and
Chinaball in replacement of more Soviet and Pro-Chinese Koreans with the last Chinese troops withdrawing in 1958. Both Koreas had talks but failed to negotiate as two koreas joined separate organizations. North Koreaball industrialized during Kim il-Sung and most of the factories were in North Koreaball's clay. North Koreaball's recovery from war was quick and in 1957, his economy was in pre Korean War level. North Korean won had better value than the South Korean counterpart and had a better economy than
South Koreaball until 1980s when North Koreaball's economy began to stagnate. It collapsed after 1991 when
Soviet Unionball collapsed and aid from
Soviet Unionball and Eastern Bloc nations stopped aid. Kim Il-Sung died of an heart attack in 1994 leading to Kim Jong Il to succeed him. In 1993 there was a severe famine which killed many in North Koreaball and he hasn't recovered very well from that. North Koreaball joined the
UNball in 1991 along with
South Koreaball.
21st Century
USAball became increasingly hostile toward North Koreaball which made him want to test nukes in order to not suffer the same fate of
Iraqball. In 2006 North Koreaball announced his first nuclear test. In 2011 Kim Jong Il died of an heart attack leading to Kim Jong Un becoming leader of North Koreaball. North Koreaball continued to test nukes until in 2018 when Kim Jong un met with
South Koreaball president Moon Jae-In and
USAball president Donald Trump. North Koreaball and
South Koreaball played in the same hockey team in the 2018
Pyeongchang Olympics. Since then he can into Covid free by executing anyone who opposes his lockdown.
Relationships
동무Dongmu (Friends)
North Korea doesn't have very many allies, only these ones below.
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Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also hate the fat pig. Our relations are continuing to go well because we are close brothers. BUT YOUR PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING! AND STOP SANCTIONING ME!! EVEN YOUR TOURIST ARE HURTING OTHERS CLAY!! EDUCATE THEM WELL!! OR ELSE I WILL EXECUTE THEM IF THEY COME TO MY CLAY! -
Pakistanball - I taught you how to make nukes but WHY YOU SUPPORT
Fake Korea Namjosŏn DURING KOREAN WAR?! -
Russiaball - His father and I were good friends, also helped me in the Korean War too when he was a comrade of mine. He is friendly to the Kim regime still. Respect. -
Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan. BUT DONT KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! even though i do that myself -
Indonesiaball - Soekarno is the best friend of my Dear Leader Kim Il-sung. Also named his orchid Kimilsungia, named after our first Supreme Leader. BUT WHY YOUR BROTHER KILLED OUR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER KIM JONG-NAM?? Thanks for the help though -
Laosball - He is isolated secretive like me! He gib weapons and he is a communist ally -
Donald Trump - I Like the President! -
Canadaball - He likes to meme Koreatown scenarios and Kim's Convenience is funny. He doesn't criticize me anymore. Kind of cute and better than Capitalist pig. We are enemies sometimes. -
Western Saharaball- Same As
Palestineball,He Want To Getting Independence From That
Arabian Capitalist Colony Pig, -
Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities. -
Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die??? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT!!! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO!!!! YUO...Yuo were like of father to me...! Plz Come Back! -
East Germanyball - European Version of Me. Why did Evil Capitalist kill you???? -
SR Romaniaball - Another old friend of mine. I am very sad he died.
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Syriaball - Great Arabian Friend, He Hates
Burger,
Satan,And
Wahhabist For Bullying You For No Reasons, I'm Glad That
Russia Saved You,
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Palestineball - Arabian friend, he loathes
Burger and
His Friend. No need to worry, I don't recognize
this poser for you. And one day you'll be free! -
Boliviaball - Welcome back again! -
Myanmarball - Junta guy likes my weapons and missile technology.
중립 Jungrip (Neutral)
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Fake Korea Namjosŏn - KEEP UP THE GOOD RELATIONSHIP PLOX. DON'T MOCK ME OR I PUT YOU ON ENEMY AGAIN. Oh and Moon and Kim are fighting COVID-19. -
USAball - Well, well well, I'm Capitalist Democratic Totalitarian now.... Despite he is capitalist pig, he can into destroy
Somaliaball in 2008, and lord Kim and Donald Trump became very good friends in 2017. I am removing Anti-USA propaganda. This is why I don't want into hate yuo anymore. I think we can into friends someday, but I'm so sorry to say this but our friendship is probably into over, because Biden became into president >:( ...but let's try retaining our friendship, alright? -
Eritreaball - These guys are like us but... well... Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find him scary... rrr....I Like how his president appreciate us helping on their military but I'm scared of him because he beat me on having the lowest humans rights records. -
Vietnamball - Communist ally. Hosted a Trump-Kim meeting. However, he needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG! ALSO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER WITH
MALAYSIA! TYSM! -
Cubaball - Communist brother in arms....BUT WHY DO YOU HATE DONALD TRUMP????
Sentineleseball - He is isolated like me, he spears anyone who comes near his island, this means he removes Burger and Fake Korea, so he is allight ov a fello. BUT YOUR TO MEAN.
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Kiribatiball,
Bhutanball, and
Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but too pacifist. REMOVE!! -
Turkeyball - We both are very similar, but the problem is that he supported my Brother during War. But i am proud of how became like me in such quick times. But Please Leave
Syriaball Alone, He Did Nothing Wrong To You, -
Jap Dwarf Monkey Group - The only thing I hate you is YOUR FATHER KIDNAPPED ME IN 1910s ANCIENT TIMES!! Although you're good now and not occupying us. But I'm sorry for accident launching missiles targeting in your clay also kidnapped your people in 1970s! It was a mistake! At least you hate Fake Korea. Now we're fighting COVID-19 together. Damn you get suffered by earthquake too much? Well stay strong! -
Philippinesball - Remove corruption of in country. I wants into diplomatic ties but WHY DID YUO DECLINE IT?? I WANTED TO HAVE DIPLOMATIC AND TRADINGS WITH YOU! Please don't close down your tradings with me. Yuo is of my 3rd largest trading partner. Also the only thing I hate about you is that you're an adopted child of
Capitalist pig. -
Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET! But actually teach me football after i lost. -
Indonesiaball (Sometimes) - Arthough we ale of neutlar, sometimes he rikes capitalist fake korea bettel, which makes me sad :( -
Guamball - CALM DOWN!! I JUST PRATICING FOR LAUNCHING MISSILES IN WRONG WAY!! BUT I BACK DOWNED. SO JUST FORGET IT!! AND FORGAVE ME! -
UNball - YOU HELPED SOUTH KOREA IN WAR!! But now I'm in UN so we're good. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Potato gang - Gib 🥔 Potato bcuz i liek.
적들 Chŏktŭl (Enemies)
Almost everyone who isn't his friend. But especially these ones.
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아새끼들 - 위안부, 일제시대를 반성해라! 반성하지 않으면 모든 애니메이션에 핵을 날릴거다! 그리고 독도는 언제나 합당한 조선의 영토다! 1910 WOLST YEAL, 1910 NEVEL FOLGET! SCREW YOU JAPANESE!!! EVEN MODERN JAPAN STILL HATES YOU!! THANK GOD YOU'RE NUKED BY AMERICA! But it'll be better if
the Soviets did it. -
Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KIRRED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER! (but we set it up)! -
Romaniaball - YUO ASSHORE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT THEN YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITARIST PIG DOG, TRAITOL TO REVORUTION! -
Liberiaball - HAHAHA F*CK YOU! YOU ARE A SON OF BURGER IN AFRICA THAT IS IRRELEVANT! HAHAHAHA! GROW UP YOU CIVIL WAR DESTROYED COUNTRY! GO CRY TO YOUR
FATHER IF YOU WANT! -
Australiaball - FORROWING THE CAPITARIST PIG ARE YUO!? WAIT, YOU ARE HIS BROTHER! REMOVE KANGAROO! -
Somaliaball - How dare you raid my ships! I don't care if you hate Fake Korea!!! -
New Zealandball - ANOTHEL CAPITARIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WIRR OF REACH WERRINGTON! REMOVE KIWI! -
Taiwanball - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MOCKING ME HUH?!!! YUO IS OF FAKE CHINA!!!! CAPITARIST PIGEA I DON'T CALE IF YUO ARE THE FIRST ONE TO RURE MAINRAND CHINA PEOPLE'S REPUBRIC OF CHINA CAN INTO WIN!!! I WILL NUKE YUOL CRAY.and Yuo also into friends with
South Koreaball.Other than that we fight COVID-19 together. -
Bulgariaball - YUO ARE MY WORESTEST ENEMY EVER IN WHOLE GALAXY! BULGARIA IS NOW NORTH KOREA FOREVER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE AND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FOREVER!!! NOT EVEN BEING VASSIL! I WIRR KIRR YUO!!! WE WILL DESTLOY ARR OF YUOL CLAY, IMPERIALIST PUPPET! REMEMBER THE COMFORT WOMEN! WORST HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK YOU! I WILL OF GETTINGS RID OF YOU! IF YUO DON'T HEAR ME I WILL OF MAKING NUKES TO DESTROY STRAIGHT YUO!!! -
Costa Ricaball and
Thailandball - FLAG STEALERS!!!! -
음경 - PLEASE DON'T END OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH USA!!! Well if he's not threatening me so it's good but I'm still watching him! -
ISISball (Since 2020) - STOP DESTROYING EVERYTHING!!! NOW I'M BEING THREATENING YOU!! I WILL LAUNCH MISSILES ON YOUR OCCUPIED CLAY!!! AND DONT YUO DARE TO TERRORISE MY CLAY AND MY CAPITAL PYONGYANG!!! -
Hong Kongball - NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO CAPITALIST PIG!!! NOW YUO STAY WITH YOUR
FATHER OR ELSE.... -
Indiaball - YOU HATE
CHINA WHILE YOU BEING FRIENDS WITH
RUSSIA,
SOUTH KOREA, AND EVEN
JAPAN ?!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!! GET LOST CAPITALIST PIG!! REMOVE CURRY!!!! -
Saudi Arabiaball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW!! ALSO YOU'RE THE TERRORIST, NOT
IRAN!!
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Moroccoball-You are of stupid capitalist dumbass, and give
Western Saharaball independence NOW!!!!
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Israelcube- Evil Zionist Satan, leave
Palestineball alone, HE DID NOTHING WRONG TO YOU!!!
How to draw
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat difficult:
- Draw the basic circle shape and color it red
- Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of blue
- After this, draw a white inner circle in the blue part and draw a red star inside it
- Draw the eyes and you've done
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