Hinga Dinga Durgen!
— Spongebob
You shouldn't give up on making music no matter what people say, or no matter what people do to your music.
— Alan Walker
— Elsa

Norwayball, officially the Kingdom of Alan Walker Norwayball, is a black-hooded countryball in Northern Europe. His clay borders Sweden-iconSwedenball to the East and also stretches up to the North of Finland-icon Finlandball and Northwest of Russia-icon Russiaball. The country is divided into 18 counties with the capital Oslo-icon Osloball acting like one of them, giving him a total area of 385,252 square kilometres, making him the 6th largest country in Europe and 67th largest in the world. As of 2018, he has a population of 5.324 million inhabitants.

Being geographically in Northern Europe with very westernized views means he can into NATO-icon NATOball and EFTA-icon EFTAball. However, he refuses to accept invitations from EU-icon EUball due to being very very stingy with his oil.

Norwayball is one of the richest and happiest balls in the world due to its oil and exports. His citizens enjoy human rights and low crime rates, and his government is ranked as one of the least corrupt in the world. He also has a good amount of musicians, but the most popular one is (no surprise) Alan Walker. While he does worry about his fighting chance against Russia-icon Russiaball, he has NATO-icon NATOball to protect him. He also has the highest HDI (Human Development Index) in the world.

His birthday is 17th of May, and his astrological sign is Walker Gemini.


Viking times

In the early Middle Ages, Norway was mostly ruled by a Viking society. The society is of havings three classes: Jarls (land lords like in Skyrim), Karls (peasants) and Thralls (slaves). Each year the Jarls had important meeting with the Karls where they into discussing important matters and solving problems concerning law. For example, if a Karl had killed another Karl's thrall then the the Karl who lost his thrall got to pick a Thrall from the other Karl's Thralls and kill him or take him as his own Thrall. Is of confusing but makes some sense. But if Jarl is of saying that Karl is of not into guilty, the offended Karl could say nothing against that. The Vikings were also traders and raiders, hinting at what "Viking" meant (seafarer). Is of obvious that Vikings can into trading much overseas with other people. The Vikings had trade routes in Scotland-icon Scotland and Russia-icon Russia and they also formed the Byzantine kings' bodyguard (Varangian guard). Until 1814, his kingdom included Faroe-icon Faroe Islandsball, Greenland-icon Greenlandball, and Iceland-icon Icelandball. It also included Bohuslän until 1658, Jämtland and Härjedalen until 1645, Shetland and Orkney until 1468, and the Hebrides and Isle of Man until 1266. He was also shared by his brother Sweden-icon Swedenball.


Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball decided to invade Norwayball because he wanted Sweden-icon Swedenball's steel. Norway was occupied by Nazi-icon Nazi Germanyball through 1940 to 1945. (stupid Nazi). Norwayball played a small role during WW2. The most significant thing they into doing was Tungtvassaksjonen sabotage, where the Norwegian resistance sabotaged a Heavy Water plant so that Hitler couldn't get the Di-deuterium oxide that he needed, a prime ingredient in fabricating of very scary Nuke.

After WW2

2011 was probably into worst year for Norway. In that year Norway is of losing immunity to modern terrorism when Lone Wolf terrorist Anders Behring Breivik into attacking Norway by detonating car bomb at Oslo-icon Oslo and opening fire at Utøya Island. He into life in prison. Norway can also into oil monies, as he is very stronk economy and happiest country according to UN-icon UNball. He can into having both administrative and political subdivisions on two levels: counties and municipalities. The Sámi people have a certain amount of self-determination and influence over traditional territories through the Sámi Parliament and the Finnmark Act. He can also into maintainings close ties with both the EU-icon EUball and USA-icon USAball. He is of a founding member of the UN-icon United NationsNATO-icon NATO, the European Free Trade Association, the Council of Europe, the Antarctic Treaty, and the Kalmar Union-icon Nordic Council a member of the European Economic Area, the WTO, and the OECD; and a part of the Schengen Area. He can into havings the fourth-highest per capita income in the world on the World Bank and IMF lists. On the USA-icon USAball's GDP per capita list (2015 estimate) which includes autonomous territories and regions, He can into rankings as number eleven. He has the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, with a value of USD 1 trillion. He has had the highest Human Development Index ranking in the world since 2009, a position also held previously between 2001 and 2006. He also has the highest inequality-adjusted ranking, and he into rankings first on the World Happiness Report, the OECD Better Life Index, the Index of Public Integrity, and the Democracy Index.

Fun Facts

  • 98% of Norway's energy comes from hydro-electric power plants
  • In 2008, Norway knighted a penguin
  • Only 10 policemen have been killed in Norway since WW2
  • Norway introduced Salmon Sushi to Japan
  • The Lærdal Tunnel is the longest road tunnel in the world
  • In Norway, income and wealth are at a public record, easily viewable online
  • Norway has taken 1st place on being the Happiest Country in the World multiple times
  • The unofficial national food of Norway is Grandiosa Pizza, made by Orkla Group

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Deep Carmine Pink 239, 43, 45 0, 0.82, 0.81, 0.06 #EF2B2D
White 255, 255, 255 0, 0, 0, 0 #FFFFFF
Cool Black 0, 40, 104 1, 0.61, 0, 0.59 #002868



Most countries but mostly:

All members of NATOball

  • Denmark-icon Denmarkball - Best friend. He is of very kind but why's he in EU-icon Sissies Club? Stronk together in union.
  • Estonia-icon Estoniaball - Oh, so you want to be into Nordic? Okay, I'll think about it. She is Finland-icon Finlandball's wife. Also, she likes Alan Walker for filming Faded in Tallinn-icon Tallinnball.
  • Finland-icon Finlandball - My best friend and adoptive brother, tried to gib him a mountain. But why yuo get #1 in World Hapipiness Report this time?!
  • Iceland-icon Icelandball - Brother who is kinda isolated. But don't join with the EU-icon Sissies club!!! plox..... Anyway, We love go out in aventures together
  • Sweden-icon Swedenball - My lovely brother (Søte bror), I can into ABBA too stop saying the whole band is Swedish, Anni-Frid is Norwegian!! We make of funny jøkes of each åther. Of lettings me keeping government under unionen. Of doings incest a couple of times too, but of not important, of really likings his historical sites.. and all of that. Very pretty!!
  • Switzerland-icon Switzerlandball - One of the guys who don't want to join the EU-iconSissies club also he is neutrality, rich and peaceful. Recently, he overtook Australia-icon Australiaball as 2nd place in the HDI rankings. TAKE THAT Australia-icon AUSTRALIABALL!
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - Biathlon best friend!!
  • UK-icon UKball - We of Germanic brothers, and EUball haters! Many thånkies to him, helped me during WW2 in Londonball. Alan Walker was born there, and we both have rainy weather.
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - Adorable friend. I helped her in the Korean War. Major non-NATO ally. I also had fun in your 2018 Winter Olympics where I dominated it.
  • Hong Kong-icon Hong Kongball - My Germanic brother UKball colonised him. You're welcome, Alan Walker filmed a music video in your clay.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - I kept his Junta Trial tapes for safekeeping. We both hate Donald Trump-icon Cheeto Hitler. Major non-NATO ally.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Kjartan Sekkingstad met Duterte-icon Duterte. Thank you for apologizing to me that your president called me Norwegia. Yuo also trust me a lot. Unfortunately, he likes Donald Trump-icon Cheeto Hitler. Also, a major non-NATO ally.
  • Indonesia-icon Indonesiaball - We both can into fishing. Maybe, I stand corrected for calling you a flag stealer when Thailand-icon your ASEAN friend and Javakhk-icon Javakhetiball are the real flag stealers. Like Estonia-icon Estoniaball, he likes Alan Walker. He also hates Donald Trump-icon this guy.
  • Japan-icon Japanball - My Toyota, Suzuki, Honda, Mazda and Nissan seller. And I also like his anime!
  • Ghana-icon Ghanaball - He calls me the best Nordic country. In return, he is my best African friend.


  • EU-icon Merkelreich sissies- Nei! I will not joinings du so stop begging me to join!!!!! Jeg vil never get into this club of sissies!!! We still have economic ties though. 1940 never forget!
  • Russia-icon Russiaball - Although he is a threat to Europe and my Sweden-icon brother hates him. But we're neutral since we both hate Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball and EU-icon Merkelreich sissies. I heard that he is fine with Denmark-icon Denmarkball and Finland-icon Finlandball so yeah. It's complicated. Also I want to say, I ALSO LIKE VODKA!!!
  • Turkey-icon Kebab - STOP INVADING MY COUNTRY! AND STOP CALLING ME A TERRORIST! Yuo make good kebab tho.
  • Minnesota-icon Minnesotaball - Look I know I love yuo , but Sweden-icon! my smelly brother! says you are a wannabe Viking and cannot into Nordic. But one day you will... One day very very soon.
  • Thailand-icon Thailandball - She stole my flag, but she is my sister-in-law. Nice place for holiday.
  • Morocco-icon Moroccoball - Its okay, It WASN'T your fault that your people killed my tourist!


  • Bermuda-icon Bermudatriangle - Yuo steal min name for profit nice cruse though.
  • ISIS-icon ISISball - Hør, jævla røvhull. Hvis du slutter å drepe alle uskyldige mennesker, blir alt bedre. REMOVE TERORIST!! YUOR IDEOLOGIES ARE NOT WELCOM IN YUROP!!!
  • Nazi-icon Nazi - This son of a bitch invaded me!!! NEVER FORGET 1940
  • Saudi Arabia-icon Saudi Arabiaball - STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS!!! YOU ARE OPPRESSIVE!!!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL!!! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHT IS SUCK!!! We can share the oil together! Even Sweden-icon Swedenball hates you from 2015!
  • Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball, Spain-icon Spainball, and Italy-icon Italyball - Columbus (Although he wasn't even Spain-icon Spanish and was Italy-icon Italian) did not discover America first! You replaced the history books with his name in it and not Leif Erikson that truly discovered it first! (actually the 3-icon indigenous did due to them already being there)!
  • Australia-icon Australiaball - JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! I OF HAVINGS HIGHER HDI THAN YOU! YOU WILL NEVER STEALINGS MY CROWN FROM ME! NORWAY STRONK! But our Denmark-icon New Zealand-icon brothers like each other.
  • Donald Trump-icon Cheeto Hitler - Thankings yuo, but nøt of thankings yuo! You country of made NATO-icon NATOball, your predecessors made of it lookings bad, and yuo threw it away altøgether!! Learn to preserve alliance and nøt ruinings it!
  • Javakhk-icon Javakhetiball - You stole my flag!
  • 2019-nCoV 2019-nCoV Covid19(AKA Black Death 2.0) - Ah Shit here we go again......




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