People's Socialist Republic of Bunkers Albaniaball was a Soviet puppet state which ended up almost as isolated like
North Koreaball.
He actually ended up more being like the Mongol Empire because he hated every Religion but Islam even more but also tried to bring an mixture of Mongol Empire and Skenderbeg.
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History
Albaniaball was born as a 2ball, later adopted by
Illyriaball,
SPQRball,
Slavsball, Byzantine Empireball,
Ottoman Empireball and
Kingdom of Italyball. He became independent
actually one of Soviet Unionball's sattelites as a socialist state, but in 1968, PSR Albaniaball fell out with Soviet Unionball and allied himself with
Chinaball during the Sino-Soviet Split, but once again he fell out with Chinaball making him feel isolated and sad. To cure this he builds bunkers to defend his clay from "invaders" which ended up being useless and wrecked the economy. He was also the first atheist state in the world. Communism eventually falled and collapsed in late 1990 and he transitioned to capitalism, but corruption ran rampant, living standards didn't rise, and the country was still in the same hellish position like it was before and soon fell into civil war by 1997.
Relations
Friends
SR Romaniaball - BFF, you are of likings me and you refused to participate at the invasion of Czechoslovakia by that
BREZHNEV bastard! Greetings Ceauşescu.BUT STOP BEING FRIEND WITH THAT
DAMN REVISIONIST! AND
STUPID BURGER!
North Koreaball - Like me but in Asia
Soviet Unionball (Before 1968) - You were pretty cool before the Sino-Soviet split. Glory to Stalin!
Chinaball (Before 1978) - I sided with you during the Sino-Soviet split. Glory to Mao! Too bad Deng ruined you and made you a Revisionist just like the
Soviets.
Enemies
Warsaw Pactball- Used to be part of the organization, UNTIL I FOUND OUT YUO ARE HOME TO REVISIONIST PIGS (AKA TRAITORS)!!! REMOVE WARSAW PACT!!! YUO CAPITALIST PEACEMAKER!!!
Chinaball - I loved you, but then I found out you are a Capitalist PIG! Yuo were friend u traitor!
USAball - FASCIST IMPERIALIST PIG, yuo try to destroy great land of SHQIP SHQIP HOXHA!
UKball - SHOO YOU CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST PIG and WAR MONGERER!
TRAITORS! - YOU ARE REVISIONIST TRAITOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRSSSSSS! REMOVE REVISIONIST FROM THE PREMISES!!! ACCURSED WANKSTAINS
Soviet Unionball - My "dad" is of TRAITOR! YOU ARE A FUCKING REVISIONIST TRAITOR! REMOVE KRUSHCHEV! WE USED TO BE FRIENDS UNDER STALIN'S REGIME!
Yugoslaviaball - BIGGEST. FUCKING. TRAITOR!
Albaniaball - Son who claims "albanianist" not Islam is his religion. He's kept my ideas alive but he also kept my "hat" Kosovoball with in, I MEAN Supplies. But at the same time, he is a capitalist pig...MEANING YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
Taiwanball - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I KICKED YOU OUTOF UN YOU FAKE CAPITALIST PIG!!!! KEEP CRYING LITTLE BOY!!!
- Kanun - THIS LAW IS THE MOST BULLSHITIEST AND THE MOST PRIMITIVE LAW I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! I HOPE THIS GJAKMARRJA WILL BE PUNISHIBLE BY DEATH!
Italyball - NEVER FORGET 168BC,1368 (for a short time) AND 1939 WHEN I WAS A CHRISTIAN PUPPY OF YOURS! AND STOP ACCEPTING REFUGEES WHO WANT TO FLEE THE GREAT SHQIP HOXHA FATHERLAND AND SPYING ON MY GOVERNEMNT! REMOVE PIZZA,PASTA AND RAVIOLLI!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING FASCIST!!!
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