Pampangaball is a provinceball in the Central Luzonball region of the Philippinesball. He is the only remaining pre-dominantly Kapampangan province left
but that will soon change. Sometimes he feels like he doesen't belong in his region, but he doesn't want to leave. He is the capital of Central Luzonball but his Tagalog neighbors aren't so happy having a Kapampangan province in-charge of a Tagalog majority province. He is known to be the birthplace of former president, Diosdado Macapagal (the poor boy from Lubao). Alongside with that, his former president became the congresswoman of second district of Pampangaball and now house speaker.
He can be a bit loud at times and mostly will not tolerate contrary opinions of others. He is very durable and can survive volcanic eruptions. He is good at cooking. Other ethnic groups sometimes dislike Pampanga for being a bit of a loud mouth. He is also fairly colonial minded, and prefers to listen to K-pop and J-pop rather than Philippine-pop.
Pampanga has a strange relation with the Tagalogs. They both like and hate each other, and are mostly friendly rivals.
Of all the other provinces, he is number one in terms of achievements
Nueva Ecijaball: My Tagalog friend
but not for long. He produces rice, I like rice.
Bataanball: My other Tagalog friend
but not for long. He was a site during the Bataan Death March.
Zambalesball: My brother, slightly less developed Tagalog friend.
son?????): I am building a city in his clay. WE BOTH KAPMPANGANS!!! KAPMPANGAN STONG!!111!!! Now let your people leave your clay and spread to Tagalog provinces to make Central Luzon less Tagalog
Manilaball: My "leader". He is my Tagalog overlord, but I am trying to overtake and become better than him. I am building cities, I am working on projects, and I am upgrading Clark and my airport. When we're not in competition we are mostly cool with each other.
Batangasball: While he is the center of Tagalog culture, I am the center of Kapampangan culture. We usually disagree each other about morals as he usually says that I am "immoral". SIGH all I ask you is to please accept me.
Caviteball: You TAGALOG PUPPET!!!!!! We don't get each other much, but I dislike you a bit less than my other enemies.