The Paraguayan War, also known as the War of the Triple Alliance and the Great War in Paraguayball, was a South American war fought from 1864 to 1870 between Paraguay-icon Paraguayball and the Triple Alliance of Argentina-icon Argentinaball, the Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empireball, and Uruguay-icon Uruguayball. The war was the deadliest and bloodiest in Latin America's history. It particularly devastated Paraguay-icon Paraguayball, which suffered catastrophic losses and was forced to cede clay to Argentina-icon Argentinaball and Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empireball. It made Paraguay-icon Paraguayball hate The Triple Alliance members for turning him into a shitty countryball and sexual slave.

Before the war.

In 1863 Uruguay-icon Uruguay was in a civil war between the Partido Colorados-iconcolorados and Partido Blancos-icon blancos political parties, but in 1864 Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil entered the war to help the Partido Colorados-icon colorados, thing that made Paraguay-icon Paraguay angry due to being friend of the Partido Blancos-icon blancos goverment, because of this, Paraguay-icon Paraguay invaded the disputed territory of Matto Grosso between him and Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil, starting the war.

After successfully invading taking Mato Grosso do Sul-icon Matto Grosso from Brazilian Empire-icon BrazilballParaguay-icon Paraguay wanted to march into Uruguay-icon Uruguay to help his friend, BUT, he had to pass through Argentina-icon Argentina to do that, and Argentina-icon Argie said no, so Paraguay-icon Paraguay invaded Corrientes-icon Corrientes to go into Uruguay-icon Uruguay's clay in 1865.

The Partido Colorados-icon colorado party won, and Brazilian Empire-icon BrazilArgentina-icon Argentina and Uruguay-icon Uruguay firmed the Triple Alliance pact to attack Paraguay-icon Paraguay together.

Start of the war.

Argentina-icon Argentina kicked Paraguay-icon Paraguay out of Corrientes-icon Corrientes, but she wasn't sure if attacking her brother was a good thing to do.

At the same time, Uruguay-icon Uruguay and Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil kicked Paraguay-icon Paraguay out of Mato Grosso do Sul-icon Matto Grosso, because of these defeats Paraguay-icon Paraguay retreated to it's own clay.

Calm down goddammit.

In 1866 the allies attacked Paraguay-icon Paraguay in the battle of Tuyutí and he loosed the battle and his best troops.

Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil and Argentina-icon Argentina believed that Paraguay-icon Paraguay will be easy to defeat so they went to the Curupaytí battle without preparation against artillery, the result was Paraguay-icon Paraguay's artillery beating the hell out of both of them.

In 1867 the three allies entered Paraguay-icon Paraguay's part of the Parana River and the Second Battle of Tuyutí started, and the allies barely won.

After this, Paraguay-icon Paraguay tried to talk with Argentina-icon Argentina to solve the conflict, but it didn't worked.

All this time Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil was infected with cholera, and Argentina-icon Argentina, along with Uruguay-icon Uruguay got infected too. Argentina-iconArgie and Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil got a very hard time with this, and the Paraguay-icon paraguayan civilians too.

In 1868 Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil defeated Paraguay-icon Paraguay in the battles of Itororó and Abay, making Guay retreat.

Uruguay-icon UruguayArgentina-icon Argentina and Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil totally raped Paraguay-icon Paraguay in the Battle of Itá-Ibaté. Paraguay-icon Paraguay had to hide behind Asuncion-icon Asuncionball after that.

In 1869 Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil and Uruguay-icon Uruguay took Asuncion-icon Asuncion and destroyed it. Argentina-icon Argentina didn't wanted to be part of that.

Paraguay-icon Paraguay started becoming crazy, harming himself every time he failed a mission and made Piribebuýball the new capital.

The allies bombed Paraguay-icon Paraguay and the civilians got raped by Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil again, and the Battle of Acosta Ñu started, Paraguay-icon Paraguay attacked with sticks and got massacred.

End of the war.

3 of Paraguay-icon Paraguay's capitals during the war falled and he decided to fight the final battle near a river with everything he had left.

Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil arrived to the place of the battle and the final fight started, Paraguay-icon Paraguay, despite being wounded as hell and barely having things to fight with, he didn't surrendered and both ended up near the river, where Paraguay-icon Paraguay ignored Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil's order to surrender again and shouted his famous line "¡MUERO CON MI PATRIA!" (I DIE WITH MY FATHERLAND!) and charged against Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil, who made the final push and defeated Paraguay-icon Paraguay.

Paraguay-icon Paraguay got occupied by Brazilian Empire-icon Brazil through 6 years.

Post-War (1870-Present Day)

The poor boy still suffers from the PTSD and some other mental problems, he still pays reparations to Brazil-icon Brazil and Argentina-icon Argentina even though he didn't do much damage to them. Causing his economy to be shitty and his army poor. Now Paraguay-icon Paraguayball sells pirated products like China-icon Chinaball to all other countries of the south america and plays soccer with them too even though he is pretty bad at it. Nothing changed much except Paraguay-icon Paraguayball is now bullied by Brazil-icon Brazil, Argentina-icon Argentina and Uruguay-icon Uruguay. Paraguay-icon Paraguay now suffers from economic problems, but he is a member from UNASUR-icon UNASUR and is pretty friendly with the others countries now, The other Belligerents only got stronger and kept on their path. 

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