The Paraguayan War, also known as the War of the Triple Alliance and the Great War in Paraguayball, was a South American war fought from 1864 to 1870 between Paraguayball and the Triple Alliance of Argentinaball, the Brazilian Empireball, and Uruguayball. The war was the deadliest and bloodiest in Latin America's history. It particularly devastated Paraguayball, which suffered catastrophic losses and was forced to cede clay to Argentinaball and Brazilian Empireball. It made Paraguayball hate The Triple Alliance members for turning him into a shitty countryball and sexual slave.
Before the war.
In 1863 Uruguay was in a civil war between the colorados and blancos political parties, but in 1864 Brazil entered the war to help the colorados, thing that made Paraguay angry due to being friend of the blancos goverment, because of this, Paraguay invaded the disputed territory of Matto Grosso between him and Brazil, starting the war.
After successfully invading taking Matto Grosso from Brazilball, Paraguay wanted to march into Uruguay to help his friend, BUT, he had to pass through Argentina to do that, and Argie said no, so Paraguay invaded Corrientes to go into Uruguay's clay in 1865.
Start of the war.
Calm down goddammit.
In 1866 the allies attacked Paraguay in the battle of Tuyutí and he loosed the battle and his best troops.
Brazil and Argentina believed that Paraguay will be easy to defeat so they went to the Curupaytí battle without preparation against artillery, the result was Paraguay's artillery beating the hell out of both of them.
In 1867 the three allies entered Paraguay's part of the Parana River and the Second Battle of Tuyutí started, and the allies barely won.
Paraguay started becoming crazy, harming himself every time he failed a mission and made Piribebuýball the new capital.
End of the war.
3 of Paraguay's capitals during the war falled and he decided to fight the final battle near a river with everything he had left.
Brazil arrived to the place of the battle and the final fight started, Paraguay, despite being wounded as hell and barely having things to fight with, he didn't surrendered and both ended up near the river, where Paraguay ignored Brazil's order to surrender again and shouted his famous line "¡MUERO CON MI PATRIA!" (I DIE WITH MY FATHERLAND!) and charged against Brazil, who made the final push and defeated Paraguay.
Post-War (1870-Present Day)
The poor boy still suffers from the PTSD and some other mental problems, he still pays reparations to Brazil and Argentina even though he didn't do much damage to them. Causing his economy to be shitty and his army poor. Now Paraguayball sells pirated products like Chinaball to all other countries of the south america and plays soccer with them too even though he is pretty bad at it. Nothing changed much except Paraguayball is now bullied by Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay. Paraguay now suffers from economic problems, but he is a member from UNASUR and is pretty friendly with the others countries now, The other Belligerents only got stronger and kept on their path.
|States||Acreball • Alagoasball • Amapáball • Amazonasball • Bahiaball • Cearáball • Distrito Federalball • Espírito Santoball • Goiásball • Maranhãoball • Mato Grossoball • Mato Grosso do Sulball • Minas Geraisball • Paráball • Paraíbaball • Paranáball • Pernambucoball • Piauíball • Rio de Janeiroball • Rio Grande do Norteball • Rio Grande do Sulball • Rondôniaball • Roraimaball • Santa Catarinaball • São Pauloball • Sergipeball • Tocantinsball|
|Former entities||Migrants from North (Ancient South Americans) • Tupi-Guaraniball • Portuguese Brazilball ( Kingdom of Portugalball) • Dutch Brazilball ( Dutch Republicball) • Kingdom of Brazilball ( United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves) • Brazilian Empireball|
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|Departments||Alto Paraguayball • Alto Paranáball • Amambayball • Asunciónball (capital) • Boquerónball • Concepciónball • Caaguazúball • Caazapáball • Canindeyúball • Centralball • Cordilleraball • Guairáball • Itapúaball • Misionesball • Ñeembucúball • Paraguaríball • Presidente Hayesball • San Pedroball|
|Historical entities||Migrants from North (Ancient Americans) • Guaraníball • Spanish Empireball • Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball|