Paraguayball, officially the Republic of Paraguayball, is a buffer state between Brazilball and Argentinaball landlocked countryball in South America. He is bordered by Brazil-icon Brazilball to the North and Northeast, Argentina-icon Argentinaball to the South and Southwest, and Bolivia-icon Boliviaball to the North and Northwest. The country is divided into 17 departments, including the capital Asuncion-icon Asunciónball located in the Districto Capital, giving him a total area of 157,048 square miles, making him the 59th largest country in the world. As of 2019, he maintains a population of about 7.152 million inhabitants.

His flag’s back and front are different. Just like Oregonball.

He maintains membership in OAS-icon OASball and Mercosul-icon Mercosurball due to being geographically in South America, as well as the UN-icon UNball like almost every other country in the world.

His national day is May 14.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a male noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Spanish-icon Spanish).


Paraguay started out as a free 7-icon 7ball, then Spanish-Empire-icon Spainball adopted him, however he never was given any attention by his adoptive mother. It has no sea since he broke away from Spainball birth. But he manages to get out to sea.

In 1810 United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon Argentinaball's rebelled against Spainball and tried to liberate Paraguayball, however, he lost and retreated, but Paraguay got independence by himself.

By 1860 Paraguay was of stronk (not really), but then his brother Uruguay-icon Uruguayball was of raped from the inside, so he declared war on the evil alter ego of his brother, but Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empireball didn't like this so he declared war on Paraguay, Argentinaball meanwhile let Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empireball's troops pass through his territory, so Paraguayball invaded Argentina, however Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empireball and Argentinaball, along with Uruguay-icon Uruguayball plotted an evil plan and raped Paraguayball, and anschlussed most of his clay.

Paraguay had of lost many land and people. Almost 70 percent of his male. He lost a lot of clay. His economy was shit bad. He had no friends and was left alone to die. Argentinaball wanted to split him in half with Brazilball, but Brazilball spared Paraguay, the poor boy slowly recovered from the rape and humiliation. But he still has some flashbacks and gets nervous around Brazilball and Argentinaball easily thanks to the trauma.

The 20th Century of comings along. The Gran Chaco came in. The unresolved border conflict with Bolivia over the Chaco region was finally of erupted in the 1930s in the Chaco War. After into many losses, Paraguay defeated Bolivia and established its sovereignty over the most disputed Chaco region. Even though this had of happenings, they are still of having good relationships.

There were many civil war and revolution going on in Paraguay after that.

Alfredo Stroessner became the Far-right wing anti-communist (for the pleasure of USAball) dictator of Paraguayball in 1954. Stroessner was "re-elected" for seven consecutive terms (in 1958, 1963, 1968, 1973, 1978, 1983 and 1988), for 35 years of the longest government in Latin America in the century XX, after that of Fidel Castro in Cubaball. In the 1980s, Paraguay was in a battlefield. Coups, revolutions were everywhere. The US helped to stop these coups. After some more years, Paraguay was a good, peaceful and democratic countryball.

Today, Paraguay is slow in technology. His army still has Shermans and M3 Stuarts. His airfare even has propeller planes which are real sad. Even though, he is of improving economy, healthcare and other stuff. He is of makings good relationships with other countries like Uruguay-icon Uruguayball, that once were enemies with.


Paraguay was a very confident in his early years as a countryball, he believed that he could conquer all South America! But then .... The Paraguayan War happened, and he got totally humiliated.

Since he got humiliated by Brazilian Empire-icon Brazilian Empireball, he got trauma, very depressing, the poor boy is always saying negative things, he still has PTSD.

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Maximum Red 213, 43, 30 C0-M80-Y86-K16 #D52B1E
White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF
Royal Azure 0, 56, 168 C100-M67-Y0-K34 #0038A8

Emblem Colors

Black 0, 0, 0 C0-M0-Y0-K100 #000000
North Texas Green 0, 154, 58 C100-M0-Y62-K40 #009A3A
Yellow (Pantone) 254, 223, 0 C0-M12-Y100-K0 #FEDF00



  • Colombia-icon Colombiaball-Mejor amigo! He created a treaty that would help mi citzens if i ceased to exist after being *glup* b-beaten and tortured.
  • Bolivia-icon Boliviaball -We are nice to each other. After the war, he sent food and aids to mi. He did not care when i captured some southern parts of su clayo.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - Almost nothing in common. Pero hermano!! Yo amo su spicy food!
  • USA-icon USAball - Good friend. Gave tanks, planes, helicopters and others military stuff. Th-thanks for helping me.
  • Spain-icon Spainball - ¡Mama ayuda! ¡Mis hermanos me están acosando! *cries*
  • UK-icon UKball - UK gives money for vacation in Paraguayan lands.
  • France-icon Franceball - She very stronk and almost conquered Europe! Yo tried to impress her in 1864 but it...didn't go so well *sniff. But she is nice to me so maybe we can be friends!
  • Taiwan-icon Real China - You are real China. I'll be loyal to you and I also recognize you too but YOUR DAD STOLE MY FLAG!!!!
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - He is my brother from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. I wish that I have a coastline. He also hates Uruguay-icon name stealer and Netherlands-icon flag stealer but for a different reason. He calls them drug users. Please tell your Batangas-icon son to change his flag. Any friend of Colombia-icon Colombiaball is my friend. And we both can into chocolate.


  • Brazil-icon Brazilball - F-Fear ... Por favor no me mates! *keeps crying* P-pero....He helps me a lot with his stronk economy and commercial agreements a example is Itaipu hidraulic usine, 25% of my energy is from there, we get a long pretty well even if I....keep thinking about that. I dont hate him, we can be half friends, but I still hold heartache of him because of the war.
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - t-there´s a lot of paraguayans on his clay,  he leaves me use his river to go to the sea too. But I'm not going to forget about the war, even if yuo didn´t wanted to attack m-my capital. Also, thanks for the support during the chaco war and my civil war.


  • China-icon Chinaball - FAKE CHINA!
  • Uruguay-icon Uruguayball - ¡PENSÉ QUE ÉRAMOS HERMANOS! ¿POR QUÉ ME HICISTE ESTO? Y tambien, tu eres un copion de nombres!
  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - He hates me just because I opposed his election. He also hates my Colombia-icon best friend.


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