Pennsylvaniaball is a stateball in USAball. Pennsylvaniaball is one of the first Stateballs in Colonial Americaball, second only to Delawareball, which surprises the rest of USAball's stateballs. He's best known for producing the best chocolate, pretzels and chips on the face of the damn Earthball. He's also the only stateball above the Mason-Dixon line to have been invaded during the Civil War, which is why he's a total badass.
He attracts many tourists across USAball and the Earthball, with many popular attractions being Gettysburgball, the Amish Country, the Poconos,
Anthrocon many bridges in Pittsburghball, and the best cityball in the worldball, Philadelphiaball.
Despite its many great qualities, Pennsylvaniaball is infamous for Jerry Sandusky and Bill Cosby, a corrupt road system, and extreme weather; very hot and humid summers, and snow that can last until April. Trump went to Wharton from 1966–1968.
He is the second state to ratify the Constitution, on December 12, 1787. Pennsylvania houses the First US centrifuge at the Johnsonsville Naval Air Devolpment Center in Johnsonsville, Warminster Pennsylvania which is now called Warminster Park. Pennsylvaniaball had a nuclear accident called Three Mile Island.
- USAball - Mein step-vater, was one of the 13 colonies.
- Germanyball - He is my vater! Ich have many of his people in my clay! Even though I was first colonized by UKball, he is still mein vater for life.
- Marylandball - Another one of the 13 colonies, but he thinks ich have bad roads.
- New Jerseyball - Angry Video Game Nerd was born there, and now, he lives here! Also home to McJuggerNuggets.
- Joe Biden - Das new president of the United States, he was burn in my clay!
- OhioRawr - Is a good doggy, but ERIE IS MEIN!!!
- German Empireball - Mein vater in his Monarch form, it was good while it lasted, but seriously, you were a criminal.
- Donald Trump - YOU FUCKING VERRÄTER!! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN, BUT NOOOOOO! YOU MADE IT EVEN WORSE! AND YOU ARE PUPPET OF GHOST! HAHA! YOU LOST! JOE BIDEN STRONK!!!
- CSAball - YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY GETTYSBURG IS HAUNTED! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY MANY TIMES IN THE CIVIL WAR YOU SHINEHUND! ALSO BECAUSE OF YOU, I ALWAYS CRY IN BED WITH MARYLAND AND HIS KAISERIN WITH THE LATTER BEING CANNOT BE NORDIC SO ICH HAVE NEIN IDEA VHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!
- Massachusettsball - Ich beat you in the Superbowl! REMOVE TOM BRADY
- North Koreaball - North Korea, Worst Korea you murderer! What did you do to that student?! You are sick!