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— José Rizal
The Philippinesball, officially known as the Republic of the Philippines is a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. He does not border any country due to being an archipelago in the Pacific but is located North of Indonesiaball, Northeast of Malaysiaball, Southeast of Chinaball, South of Taiwanball, East of Vietnamball, and West of Palauball. The country is divided into 17 regions, with the capital Manilaball located in NCRball, giving him a total area of 120,000 square miles, making him the 72nd largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of 107.068 million inhabitants.
Like all countries, the Philippines is a member of UNball, and due to having close ties with the West, he is able to become a major non-NATO ally. He was the chairman of ASEANball, but it later passed it on Tringapore.
His national day is on June 12.
To his north across Luzon Strait lies Taiwanball; West across the (South China Sea) or West Philippine Sea sits Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south, the Celebes Sea separates him from other islands of Indonesiaball. He is bounded by his own sea.
He is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of 107.068 million people, Philippinesball is the eighth-most populated Asian countryball and the 13th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 10.2 million Filipinos live overseas. (They op the best weapon for world power, and heroes, obviously).
The Community As A Boat (Precolonial Epoch)
The Philippinesball was first inhabited by Negritos, then they were supplanted by Malay-Polynesians who established city-states known as Barangays. When Chinese, Indians, and Arabs arrived in the Philippines, the barangays developed into several competing prehispanic states which were: the huangdoms of Ma-i and Pangasinan, the kingdoms of Tondo, Maynila and Namayan, the Kedatuan of Madja-as, the rajahnates of Butuan and Cebu and the sultanates of Lanao, Maguindanao, and Sulu.
These states were under the domination of Majapahitball and then, Manila, Tondo and Sulu soon came to be invaded by Bruneiball, with the rest of the Philippine prehispanic states going to war against Bruneiball.
Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".
In 1521, Spanish Empireball, sailing from Latin-America, gasped and invaded these prehispanic states, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas" (King Philip the Second's Penthouse of Death.) Later on, Spainball landed in Limasawa Island in 3/15/1521 and held the first Catholic Mass in the Philippines. He then found Cebu Islandball where he met the first few natives. After converting some of the natives, Spainball received a complaint from one of the rajahs about another Rajah who doesn't want to recognize Spain's influence, Rajah Lapu-Lapu. Determined to teach this "infidel" a lesson, Spain launched an attack on the island of Mactan. But since it's low tide season the galleons cant get in the small harbor, so Spainball and his men went on waist-deep water, Only to be ambushed and "Injured" by Rajah Lapulapu. File:Spainish Empire-icon.pngSpainish Empire then left the Philippines, only to return in 1565, starting the long 333 years of Spanish Empireball rule over the Philippines. Spainball quickly organized his new colony according to his model. The first task was the reduction or relocation of native Philippinesballs into settlements. The earliest political system used during the conquista period was the encomienda system, which was relevant in Europeball. Spainball's friars, governors, and generals governed the Philippinesball in exchange for their services to the King. Spainball also made a law to collect tributes to Phil. In return, Phil would get justice and governance and aid during an invasion. In 1646, Dutch Republicball attacked Philippinesball to avenge what Spainball did to him in 1581. Spainball outsmarted Dutchball and thus, it was a Spanish Victory.
He was then ruled by his brother, New Spainball and together, Phil's economy raised during their galleon trade of the 1800s. But when New Spainball became Mexicoball, his brother closed the Manila-Acapulco route and thus, they did not see each other again until Phil's Independence. Due to this, Spainball governed Phil directly from Madrid, causing many problems from corrupt friars.
Philippinesball was attacked by UKball in 1762 to 1764 as part of the 'Seven Years War' because Spainball allied with Franceball Philippinesball could be British territory, but they can into signings treaty that ended the war. Many revolts happened during the late 18th-19th century, but Spainball crushed the rebellion. Most of these revolts was not due to the Filipino nationalism, but because of the monopoly and welfare. Spainball didn't took care of Philippinesball in the 1850s due to problems on his own clay, corrupt Governor-Generals was assigned, and corrupt friars got a seat in Philippine politics. Filipino nationalism had risen during this time, Phil read about the Renaissance, and what happened to Franceball. Philippinesball wrote many books that exposed Spainball's officials that Spainball assigned, but Spain had many problems so he could not handle the problem that is in the other side of the world. Spainball went too far when he killed José Rizal. That even sparkled a revolution that gave birth to KKKball. Philippinesball started to revolt for his independence, Starting in Manilaball, but failed to liberate it, but successfully liberated, Zamboangaball, Caviteball, Ilocosball, Cebuball, Negrosball, Leyteball and other regions. Philippines cornered Spainball in Manilaball. USAball and Spainball was wrapping their own war and Signed the 'Treaty of Paris'. USAball went to Philippinesball clay to 'help' him, but it turns out, it was a stage battle to turnover Philippinesball to USAball. Then, Philippinesball declared independece on June 12, 1898 creating the First Philippine Republicball, the first democracy in Asia and he was into happy but his new ally had other plans.
In, February 1899, USAball betrayed Philippinesball and attacked him in his own clay. USAball Attacked Philippinesball in all sides of his clay. Philippinesball almost lost Manilaball and Caviteball and was forced to run away to the mountains. In some other parts, USAball massacred many Philippinesballs from north to south, estimating 1.5 soldiers killed and 35,000 civilians killed, that was a sad time for Philippinesball. Philippinesball was then anschlussed by USAball by 1901 and the First Philippine Republicball was defeated.. The bottom part of Philippinesball, Sultanate of Suluball rebelled against USAball. USAball did not fully anschlused Suluball until 1913. Thus the Sultanate was defeated.
Philippinesball was oppressed by USAball in early eras. But USAball knew how to make propaganda thus brainwashing the younger generation that the Spanish were into bad and Philippinesball was into 'idiot native man' and cannot into civilization and have to be "benevonently assimilated". Philippinesball rebelled against USAball but cannot into winnings since USAball was of powerful.
Empire of Japanball suddenly attacked Philippinesball after the Bombing of Pearl Harbor with landings on Luzon. Fighting ended in a Empire of Japanball win on the 8th of May, 1942 thus Philippinesball was ' liberated from the Americanballs'. The Second Republic of the Philippinesball and other Philippinesball citizens got angry at the goverment and turned to Communismball. USAball left Philippinesball for 3 years and when USAball was counter-attacking the table into their side after the the Battle of Midway. After 2 years they pushed through the territory of Empire of Japanball to finally reach Philippinesball, Landing on the 28th of October, 1945. USAball then 'liberated' Philippinesball but actually USA just retook Philippinesball and later gave him independence
to avoid war reparations because USAball carelessly bombed Philippinesball.
Showplace of Democracy in Asia? (Postcolonial Era)
In 1935, The USA guarenteed Philippine independence by passing the Tydings–McDuffie Act to gib philippine independence in 10 years. After the war, it was delayed for a year (Because of the Japanese) until on the 4th of july in 1946, The Philippine islands were given independence from the Americans. The first of these presidents was Ramon Magsaysay. He let the Americans pass the Bell trade act, which gave parity rights to the Americans which angered the Democratic alliance who state that it will harm the Philippines in the long run. Then in 1950, the Philippines fought alongside the UN in the Korean war and led to the famed battle of Yultong which was a Filipino victory. After the 1953 election, Ramon Magsaysay was elected. He was a car mechanic before he was a guerilla leader in WW2. He was considered by Filipinos as the best president they had. He ended the Huk rebellion and opened the Malanan palace to the 'Tao' or the common man. But in 1957, he died tragically in an airplane crash which made Carlos Garcia the new president. Then under his administration, created the Filipino first policy which ended the American parity rights. The Macapagal adiministration was as interesting as Magsaysay's. It was on Macapagal's term that moved Philippine independence day to June 12, giving more reforms to the 'Tao' and the Sabah claim. He lost to Marcos in 1969 because of his marriage to Emilda Romualdez, his documentary and many more.
The 'New Society' and its Aftermath (Marcos Era)
in 1969, the Philippines was under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos. On Marcos' first term, Philippinesball became prosperous at the time and had one of the highest GDP in Asia. It was on his second term where things go dowhill. Philippinesball was set under a martial law from 1972 and 1981 under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos. Marcos also started operation Merdeka, which created the islamic terrorist groups in the Philippines and almost caused a war with  Malaysiaball. Under his administration, The Philippines joined the Vietnam war (which is ironic since he opposed joining when Marcos was a senate president). Then after years of suppression of communists, a revolution (known as EDSA) began in 1986. It was caused when the people did not like the snap election results of 1986 and was set under an undemocratic corrupt rule leading to the drain of its prosperity.leading thousands to become poor.
New Forms for old Challenges (The 5th republic of the Philippines)
After the EDSA uprising, a new constitution, more presidents and another EDSA uprising. Philippinesball has a new president (incidentally the most famous president) with a much different approach that most Visayas and Mindanao citizens like but most liberals dislike. The President Duterte now made drastic changes in Philippinesball such as strengthening relations with Chinaball and Russiaball, also weakening relations with USAball for a while. After Trump's victory, he decides to strengthen ties with USAball since he just really don't like Obama. He also took care of the terrorists in Marawi. Right now, he is promoting Federalism to the Philippines and trying to take care of the Communist Rebels with peace talks, but most of these peace talks never happened. He also declared the Communist Rebels as Terrorists.
As time progressed, Philippinesball can into trade with Japanball, Chinaball and UKball. He can into economy and Spainball brought some immigrants to make Philippines inhabitable. Philippinesball was considered as the "Pearl of the Orient" by that time since he can into civilization and class. Also he can into trash-to-energy
Philippinesball is known for being loyal, very polite, hospitable, friendly, hard-working, patriotic, protective and industrious to those people with a boss-like mentality or a true ally. He likes traditions and he would like to preserve them. He is known to have Pinoy Pride - a Filipino mentality where in they get proud at the littlest or biggest international recognition because they love their country and want their country to be most famous in the world.
He is a Third World Country and acts like one. He usually likes drinking beer (Though he is now avoiding it), having fiestas, and love of street games. He is also really fond of using the internet and is known to be the Selfie Capital of the World. Philippinesball is always updated about everything about socal media especially when it is about men and women who are pretty.
Those mentioned are general, but still his people can be a little against with the others due to "oppression" and "discrimination", these mentioned are claims of Visayas to the Tagalogs. It's common for Tagalogs, Bisayas, Kapampangans, Ilocanos and other groups of people in the Philippines to attack each other through words but those are mostly just for the sake of sarcastic reasons, and the people of the Philippines are very united. Right now, Philippinesball is going through tough times that's why he is experiencing mood swings, as if he is in the puberty stage.
- Ilocos Regionball - I have large electric fan, can into prosper, also great president from here!
- Cordilleraball - I speaking way too many languages right, yo, you know it right. Let me see....
- Cagayan Valleyball - Yamashita and some gold be with me. AaAaAaAaYyYyYyYy NAKUUUU!!!! NA LINDOL NA KO!!!!
- Central Luzonball - rice, rice, rice.
- NCRball - central seat of the government. Can into many people.
- Calabarzonball - The old Tagalog South never changed one bit! Their Tagalog is different from yours.
- Mimaropaball - marble, marble, can into natural world heritage.
- Bicolball - Want to have my Chili Ice Cream?
- Western Visayasball - can into smiles and Sans Rival.
- Central Visayasball - can into Queen City and Chocolate Hills.
- Eastern Visayasball - Gib moni for human aid.
- Zamboanga Peninsulaball - Am the Latin Asia! SPQR STRONK!
- Davaoball - Am not the city, I'm the region. I also have chocolate!
- Soccsksargenball - Cotabato was cant into soccsksargen any more. also we abundant tuna.
- Caragaball - Stop the mining Amerikanos!
- ARMMball - Used to be a stronk empire, now is a shell of former self.. Now replaced by Bangsamoroball
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- Argentinaball, Australiaball, Brazilball, Canadaball, Franceball, Germanyball, Indonesiaball, Japanball, Mexicoball, Saudi Arabiaball, South Koreaball, Tringapore, and USAball - Trading partners and thank you for helping me to get into G20.
- Most Hispanoballs I̶n̶d̶o̶l̶e̶n̶c̶e̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶(especially Equatorial Guineaball) - Friends
- Argentinaball - Major non-NATO ally and one of my friends to Spainball, but it is known here as a corned beef brand. But we have good relations, and we celebrated our 65th anniversary of our bilateral relationships. Gib citrus fruits plox!. I hope we meet each other soon, brother. (Can both into drugs, but don't tell Papa or he will of kill us both!). Plox help me to get into G20. Also one of my favourite friends. He still hates my lolo UKball for Falklands War. We will celebrate our 70th anniversary. No president had a state visit in my clay. Except this guy and that guy. Sorry for chair throwing!!! Mathysse cannot beat Pacquiao!!! Papa Francisco also best pope! We have in common, our former presidents will be facing charges and we both hate Venezuelaball. But in 1999, President Estrada meet your meme president.
- Asian Las Vegas - Where I waste my money. He is my 2nd best cousin.
- Australiaball - fellow APEC member and his bad-ass tito who trained him and the one who babysit him during WWII. I also love his Christian songs! (especially Hillsong, Planetshakers, Citipointe etc.) (Australia plox tell me more about what you and daddy do I want to come next time PLOX PRETY PLOX) BUT WHY DID YOU START A FIGHT AGAINST ME IN BASKETBALL?????!!!!
- Belgiumball - Son of Netherlands, capital of Natoball and EUball. Like your country BTW, my tourist go there because of the economy and tourist spot.
- Boliviaball - He hates Chileball because he was the reason why he was landlocked, but at least he likes Argentinaball and Russiaball. Also we are adopted by Spainball. Wait, you hate Venezuela right now? Great!
- Botswanaball - He is a good African friend because he is the only African country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. He is good friends with Ukraineball plus they are almost the same size. I support you against Yakko Warner because he bullies my brother.
- Brazilball - My cousin who makes slippers for me and he always says HUHUEHUEHUE a lot. I can now into winnings at 2016 Rio Olympics! Our former president met Lula. I provided him 59 days without visa. Control your president please but, nice leadership!
- Bruneiball - Once he havings multi-personality disorder, Sulu Sultanateball helpings him, as a reward, givings Sabah clay. Now can you talk some sense into Nasi Lemakball?
- Canadaball - My British friends ko po also great immigration than Stepfather America and fellow APEC member. I like him for many guapos and guapas. Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox! Their prime minister is of lovings of Jollibee!!! (Tito now of has a Jollibee in Winnipegball and Torontoball) . Please respect the environment more as Duterte doesn't like what Ontario is doing. Please cleanup after yourself friend!
- Cataloniaball - I don't recognized him and not one of my Hispanoballs friends recongnizes him, except Venezuelaball. But he also hates Mama so we can into friends.
- Chileball - fellow APEC member and friend to Spainball, I always give him aid when in time of need, and he gives me back. We have good relations. Thank you also for your warm contributions on Typhoon Yolanda. I will be forever in your debt. We can also into female leadership. I wonder why Argentinaball hates him... he has a rivalry with Argentina. Meanwhile, I have a rivalry with Indonesiaball and Malaysiaball. Bachelet had a state visit in my clay.
- Christmas Islandball - East Timorball and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together!
- CIAball - There are CIA activities in my clay.
- Colombiaball - He is one of my brothers to Spainball. Unlike the other drug users, he does his best to remove drug lords. I apologize for 2015.
- Crimeaball - Even though I abstained in 2018, we have a common enemy.
- Croatiaball - He is Sloveniaball's friend so why not? Both can into Catholic and beaches. Recently, about 2,000 OFWs are needed to work in his land.
- Cubaball - My Little
Commiefriend who sent me missionaries before he run away and was under padre and papa like... I miss you. I wish I can see you again real soon...
- Denmarkball - I like Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. We have common enemies.
- Donald Trump - Thank you for your win, for building a Trump Tower in my clay and 4 not including me in your Travel Ban plox. TRUMP, MABUHAY KA!
even Noynoy likes you
- East Timorball - Philippines' only Catholic friend in East Asia and a cousin on both Phil's side of the family (East Timor is Portugese and under Tito Aus a brief period of time so both are Latin-Anglo-Catholic Asian). They are both often bullied in school for being too Latin, and too Catholic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes hangout with Papua New Guinea (he is under Tito Aus as well and Phil is helping him into ASEAN), Palau (Phil's brother with same fathers, he is also under a Hispanic country, Spain and is also part of Anglosphere via USAball) and Christmas Islandball. whom they also celebrated Christmas with. He is also my best cousin.
- Equatorial Guineaball, Liberiaball, and Madagascarball - They are my African friends. They were all absent during this event.
- EUball - He supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. I support him against dumb prick. But, please do not criticize my drug war.
- Faceblock - They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing. Also stop teasing Poland.
- Fijiball - He is a good Oceanic friend because he is the only Oceanic country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute.
- Finlandball - Good friend from Scandinavia, Thank you for using my Nokia phones. Congratulations on winning the IIHF World Championship for the third time in history. Also, He's got an Embassy in Kuala Lumpur and remember, do not Tell Malaysiaball to bullying our Friends.
- Franceball - A Nice place who helps us (she of also winnings Miss Universe 2016 on my clay - is of lucky). Also a favorable destination because Eiffel Tower (but have more tourists!). Macron is just good, but stop fighting with Trump! Congrats Tita on winning the World Cup! France, plox help me to get into G20
- Francoist Spainball - I think he is fine, though he is an Axis Power. He supported the west during the Cold War. Probably better than modern Spain.
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - I am the most gay friendly country in all of Asia.
- Germanyball - Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. Is good partner and friend. He is my largest European trade partner. And you made my cousin and my sister cry during 2014 World Cup, but congrats on winning in 2014.
- Gibraltarball - He hates Espanya and removes Paella from premises!
- Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. We were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. His cute baby bro!
- Hong Kongball - Wanted to remove dim sum regime in his city. Also good vacation spot,
especially Disneyland. Also apologies on what happened on Luneta it was that bastard Ex-Police officer who killed one of yuor people there.
- Hungaryball - He is a good European friend because he is the only EU member that did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. We have embassies in each other's capitals. He is good friends with my
rivalbrother. He is also Polandball's best friend. One of his users liked me and called me a drug remover. Speaking of family, Hungaryball is my step-grandfather.
- Indiaball - Money Lenders (5/6)... Indiaball "Bayad utang". Remember your representative in 1994, she won when we hosted Miss Universe back in 1994. Modi met Duterte.
- Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study English like South Koreaball. Papa USAball doesn't approve of this friendship (Because of 1979 and also being hostile to Israel). We are basketball buddies.
- Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. He recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dim-sum (we gib thankings to you!). Nice TAR-21, gib me Iron Dome technology! You were invaded and genocided, but thriving today as a politically influential defender against your antagonists. Truly, an unique oddity in my eyes. Also thank you for treating my OFWs fairly and properly unlike that racist kebab.... Just like Brazilball, I provided him 59 days without visa.
- Italyball - Philippinesball loves Italyball's cars, pizza, and chocolate. He gib me AW109 combat helicopter to fight Maute-Abu Sayyaf bastards and AW-159 Anti-sub helis to fight Hopia's cheap subs! Gib A129 Mangusta! Also lovings of spaghetti. But why do you hate Jollibee?
- Japanball - He gives me cool things and a lot of mangas and animes to read. Thankings for signing loan for new railway and defense pact! Philippines be also otaku country. Also, thank you for donating us some good Coast Guard ships! Help me to get into G20. Just like Hungaryball, he did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. But is also sad that he is going back into becoming this Empire of Japanball puta.
- Jordanball - thank you for donating 2 choppers and some armored vehicles for my armed forces. Also we can into destroying ISISball together.
But still Hussein needs to apologise to our dear president for his bad remarks.
- Laosball - we have good relations and we visit each others clay a lot, but he is a commie. His name was funny though.
- Mexicoball Takes care of me when Papa Spainball is away. Good and do not beat me in boxing and fellow APEC member! We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around. He is also a friend who has problems with drugs. Can yuo gib me yuor handsome former president?? I also like Thalia and her telenovelas.
- Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island! Of also not callings Asian.
- Moroccoball - I promise that I will not confuse you with free land that my Moros will live in. He is a major non-NATO ally.
- NATOball - I support him against dumb prick plus I am a major non-NATO ally.
- New Zealandball - fellow APEC member Ardern met Duterte during the ASEANball summit when she (Ardern) was a guest. We have good relations. Stop callings of my barongs scratchy, okay?
- Netherlandsball - Even though I hate drugs, you're still the member of NATOball, Oh, and your place was so beautiful some of my people were vacation in there because of your economy and tourist spots, including the vlogger from Cinema 1! Mabuhay! Thanks for the donations by the way!
- North Sulawesiball - Loyal friend from Indonesia.
- Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
- Norwayball - Another good friend from Scandinavia, sorry that my president called you Norwegia. He cannot into EUball so he is okay for me. I trust him a lot.
- Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball as well after World War II. Can into independence since 1994. He sadly has to close his embassies in Palau which made his younger brother cry. Does not into callings op asian. (despite the fact that there are Japanese speakers in Angaur.)
Palawan is better.Is cute! He is also my best friend. He can into Filipino language. Thank you for not recognizing this bully.
- Papua New Guineaball- Fellow APEC member, fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere. He is helping him into Asean. Scared of his cousin at all times for he heard he is into cannibalism.
- Paraguayball - He is one of my friends to Spainball. He hates Netherlandsball and Uruguayball but I do not know if he hates drugs. We both hate BRICSbrick. Thank you for not recognizing this bully. One more thing: we both can into chocolate.
- Peruball - He is one of my friends to Spainball. Duterte attended the APEC Economic Leaders' Meeting in Lima on November 19–20, 2016, which was hosted by his president.
- Polandball - Same history during WW2, He's commie back then but we're okay and also the one provides helicopters to my Air Force (But two of them crashed!). Thank you so very much for Jan Pawel in 1981 and 1995! He is op best pope, we always bless for his soul. Also, Happy 100th Independence Day! Many Poles visit Baguioball and Palawanball.
- Portugalball - We used to be enemies but now we are friends. I am close cousins with his son.
- Puerto Ricoball - He is one of my friends to Spainball. I like Despacito so much. Despacito!
- Romaniaball - My
vampirefriend, we had good relations since Ceauşescu visited us during Martial Law.
- Russiaball - June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and por him, it is op Russia Day. At first America does not approve of our friendship. Him and America are starting to get along though. Since 2018, I officially abstained the recognition of Crimea.
- San Marinoball - Sure. I will give you OFWs.
- Saudi Arabiaball - He can into many OFWs. We both can into Faceblock. But, he hates gays. But why do you hate Canadaball?!
Stay away from my Catholic faith you puta!
- Serbiaball - He is my step-uncle and one of the foreign suppliers of my armed forces. Thanks for the weapons. I also do not recognize Kosovoball (I'm neutral, BTW). Speaking of Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, and Donald Trump, me and Serbiaball both like them.
- Sloveniaball - Papa USAball's wife. Still a better mama than Spainball.
- South Koreaball - South Korea, while being a first world country is horribly inept at English, and they hate their own educational system. Since language classes are cheaper here, they come here to study English. They love to sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, Listen to Kpop music, play LoL and anything else. Also like and sometimes use their alphabet. also she will be my step mother some day (uncle fake Korea is the worst let's remove him)
BUT STILL 2013 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE. But still thanks for selling me those 12 FA-50's for my Air Force and don't worry I'll order additional 12 FA-50's, Also thanks for winning the bid for my new Frigate classes soon my Navy won't have crappy WW2 ship anymore and most of all thanks for selling me 8 brand-new AAV-7's for my Marines too! Also please get yuor alien media off my culture its branwashing my people.Stop confusing Nancy to Liza Soberano, they are not the same person! Also child star Chunsa Jung is of Korean descent. Plox help me to get into G20
- Soviet Unionball - Even though I hate communism, we became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited him in 1976.
- Spratlyball - Son. Please stop being friends with this bully.
- Swedenball - A good third friend from Scandinavia. The inventor of börk. He has long been my development partner. He is also Thailandball's husband. I wonder why Chileball, Franceball, Indiaball, Italyball, Moroccoball, Polandball, and Russiaball hate him.
- Thailandball - We are both founding members of ASEANball. I am also his English teacher. Hosted a wonderful Miss Universe 2018 competition, SO PROUD of my Queen Catriona!
WW2 NEVER FORGET!!! YOU WERE AN AXIS POWER!!!Still, his college girls are op very pretty.
- Tunisiaball - He is a good African friend, tourism rival, and, just like Moroccoball, a major non-NATO ally. I heard that Star Wars was filmed in his clay.
- UAEball - He can into many OFWs. Thank you for sheltering one of my best photographers!
- UKball - Is the Lolo (Grandfather) of Philippinesball, he is also the adoptive father of Philippinesball's neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. Lolo UK often tells him and his cousins about the once great British Empire which influences Phil into conquer the world by OFWs. Still has Northern Ireland... good or bad - doesn't bother me for right now. I heard he left EUball, so Lolo's no affected by my cursing. (it doesn't, let op sister Argentinaball worry about it because she want into Europe anyway) But I opened a Jollibee in Londonball as a "thank you" gift.
- Ukraineball - Relations improved when I abstained from recognizing Crimeaball in 2018, even though he hates Duterte. Just like my African siblings, he is absent during this event. Honestly, I do not see any problem of being a friend of him compared to my rivals.
- USAball - Real foster Father, you are the greatest. Without you, I would never regain my patriotism by myself. You know what forget the war in 1899-1913. I heard he's married to Mama Slovenia and have a strange situation with my twin Mexico... and Donald Trump is the best president. Like Canada. Please cleanup after yourself! Also some of my Filipino people, including Michael Sali likes your YouTube channels like, TheOdd1sOut, JaidenAnimations, Markiplier, Smosh, etc.
- Vaticanball - Mabuhay ang Santo Papa! Sorry that I cursed you for traffic problems. <3
Even my non-Catholic population loves you!
- Vietnamball - fellow APEC, ASEANball member and my only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina! I love the fact that Viet defeated the USAball (By himself), somehow. However, he had a multiple-personality disorder. After the endless bombs of napalm, by USAball, he managed to cure himself from it, but it led to his economy being stagnant... but after political reforms, he managed to get out of it! And now we're friends.
- Boliviaball - He hates Chileball because he was the reason why he was landlocked, but at least he likes Argentinaball and Russiaball. Also we are adopted by Spainball. You are still better than my idiot brothers. But he is a commie, control your president please.
- Chinaball - Good political ally. I learned from USAball to partner with others, cautiously. But still, NINE DASH LINE IS OP ILLEGAL! YUO IS A BULLY! AND SPRATLY ISLANDSBALL IS MINE! even thou you is bully,
gib investment ploxI will cooperate with yuo. Why yuo only help me $100,000, I op hate yuo. (Also I'm older than you.) And you are building islands in my territory? YUO CHEATER!!! 2015 WORST DAY OF MY LIPE!!! I COULD HAVE BEEN IN OLYMPICS!!!!!! YUO ARE IDIOT AND I HABINGS MY BANZAI REVENGE!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAK YUO. Pero salamot por your donation also WHY DID YOU INFECTED ME WITH CORONAVIRUS? ONE JUST DIED OF THIS!'.Now i have a lot of cases here 'OH MY GOD.
- Indonesiaball - One of my favorite Asian countries since we share many common traits. Helps me against my enemies. Can into removing drugs and commies together. But If you call me pignoy, you will be killed by unity of filipinos... Also, stop bullying Colombiaball, Polandball, and my best cousin, and stop being friends with dumb prick.
- Palestineball - WHY THE HELL DO YOU SUPPORT CHINABALL IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA DISPUTE?! I recognize your independence BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! He also hates the west so... and we fought on opposing sides during Cold War II so we are fine i guess.
- Kingdom of Italyball and Nazi Germanyball - They may be Axis Powers, just like Empire of Japanball but at least they did not invade me. Still, I keep distance from them. Actually, they are the predecessors of my friends.
What am I doing? I can't be friends with tyrants who massacres Poles & Jews!To be honest, my former self likes them. Even their axis buddy, Francoist Spainball likes me. Just stop fucking up the world. We're neutral. Well, I could say thanks because we fought together in the Cold War. But again, we're neutral.
- Kosovoball - I do not recognize him but I like you because he is also my step-cousin and a major non-NATO ally. Also, we fought on the same side during Cold War II.
- Malaysiaball - GIB SABAH! Remember 1968 and 1985! Even if you're technically tito (which is op weird... But I'm older)!
Honestly I don't really care anymore if you don't.Also, stop bullying Israelcube, Liberiaball, and Ukraineball, and stop being friends with dumb prick.
- Pakistanball - Supporter and best friend of my ex-enemy, Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. He also has terrorists in his land! I hope Indiaball will take care of him.
Despite that his President visits me during the Arroyo administration to work together and fight against Terrorists.
- Somaliaball - Many countries hate him because he is a terrorist but we both hate Djiboutiball and North Koreaball. But he is an anarchy, control your government please.
- South Vietnamball - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CAY!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! I GAVE YOU ALL THE AID DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST BROTHER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM! Also, RIP Vietnam. I
was one of the cause of your death.
- Spainball (When Phil knew that her mama sold him) - I hate you for good reasons. If you considered civilizing as replacing my perfect alphabet with the incapable Latin alphabet that is absolutely never designed with or capable with an Austronesian language, then I will treat you as every invader that occupied my land for "civilization", "religion", "colonization", and "empire". Now I become an Indolent/ Lazy society with the Hispanic Countries. Being Pearl of the Orient would be fun again and playing politics as you watch and rot in your own demise will be fun. If you think damaging my identity will stroke your ego, too bad since I already created a FAR SUPERIOR AND MORE AMERICAN IDENTITY. (I still like my version of your version op Latin.) But still, even tho I hate yuo, I still lovings you for civilizings me and beings a good mama, BUT WHY YUO SELL ME! (I'll find out...) I heard she won the 2010 World Cup and we both hate South Africaball.
- Taiwanball -
FAKE CHINAGenerally, we both hate China. We could've been allies, but I JUST HATE HOW MY PEOPLE JUST GET CARELESS TO YOUR PEOPLE! Like that incident including our Coast Guards, and your fishermen! Apologies for that but it wasn't their fault but your fishermen is because they tresspassed, Taiwan. I really wish that we could be friends, but it seems that we our people cannot get along with each other.
- Sri Lankaball - Although He may be a Pirate of the Arabian sea, At least your Leader visited me recently. Also last July 2018 we got warships together from dimsum
- Corona Virus - HAY NAKU! P***NG INA MO! YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE!
- Dumb prick - Enemy of the west. REMOVE!!! He has these two bitches.
- CPP-NPA-NDF - Salot ng mga Komunista! That's IT! I declare war on yuo a-holes because you killed many of my countrymen, especially the Filipino soldiers and policemen that yuo've ambushed, Including an innocent baby that yuo've murdered! No more NPA atrocities and economic sabotage on me! YOU HEAR ME? YUO WILL PAY FOR THIS A$$HOLE AND YUO WILL! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YUO A$$HOLE! NEVER!!!!
I'll never forgive yuo for killing former drug addicts and ex-criminals who want to give-up drugs and crime with yuor riding and tandem I'll chase them and interrogate them where are yuo all hiding! and If you dare to seek help from Fake Korea's help for guns and ammunitins I will never let that happen! no more peace talks, EVER!
- Djiboutiball and Sint Maartenball - Flag stealers! REMOVE!!! YOU!!! SINT MAARTEN!!! YOU STOLED MY WAR MODE FLAG!!!! DIJIBOUTI!! YOU STOLED MY STYLE OF MY FLAG AND REPLACED THE SUN WITH THE STARS!! EVEN THE COLORS ARE DIFFERENT, YOU STILL STOLED MY FLAG!!
- Drug users - REMOVE DRUGS!!!! MAMA SLOVENIA WILL NOT BE HAPPY!!! I want these marijuana fools to stop smoking! But they are relatives under Mama Spain and Lolo UK, Also, One Of Netherlandsballs Villages Stoled My Name.
- Empire of Japanball - Oh, burn in Hell! YURUSANU! 'REMEMBER BATAAN DEATH MARCH! REMOVE BANZAI SUSHI! REMOVE TENTACLES!' But I thank you for carelessly leaving your gold here - at the time when AMERICA dominated you and turned you into that usable
weaklingbusiness partner. You call me, Asian. Fool, you are the same as Mama Spainball.
- ISISball - Why yuo attack me!!! Yuo insulted my face when you throw my flag and replace it with yours?!! WTF?!! REMOVE MAUTE and ABU SAYYAF! I wish yuo op gone!!! NOW YUO ATTACK MARAWI, TWO MONTHS MARTIAL LAW AND EXTENDED UNTIL END OF 2017!! AND YUO JUST RECENTLY ATTACKED MADRE! I WILL HAVE YOU HEAD!!! HAHAHAHA! Look at yuo now, Yuo and your Maute and Abu Sayyaf minions are slowly dying because of my troops thanks to my Planes and APC's just few more days my troops will get yuo now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DIE Filthy KEBAB! Aww... look, your two leaders are dead! I killed two leaders op your. I FINALLY REMOVE YUO FROM MARAWI!!! TAKE THAT FILTHY KEBAB, YUO NO MATCH FOR US!!! (Also I'll never forgive yuor BIFF Ally for killing my soldiers recently, YUO'LL PAY FOR THIS!) YOU PAKSHET. HOW DARE YOU MAKINGS A BOMBA EXPLODE IN THE CHURCH IN BASILAN, BECAUSE WE'RE CHRISTIAN "INFIDELS"! THAT'S IT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! YOU WILL PAY POR THEIR DEATHS!!!!
- Kuwaitball - I will never forgive you PUTANG INANG KEBAB KA for what you did to my people, Instead of giving them a good jobs yuo only mistreating them and enslaving them just because they're
CHRISTIANS!!!!!That's IT I cut my ties on you and I'll send my people back to my country and GIVE THEM A NEW JOB! YOU ALSO EXPELLED MY AMBASSADOR OVER DOMESTIC WORKERS DISPUTE!!! ALSO YUO OWE US AN APOLOGY FROM ONE OF YOUR CITIZENS WHO SPREAD RACISM AGAINST US IN INSTAGRAM!!!!! btw i think we okay now...
- North Koreaball - REMOVE NORTH KIMCHI! VIETNAM BETTER COMMUNIST! KEBAB IS BETTER. (EVEN IF STILL BAD) BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!! I AM NOT ASIAN LIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE KOREAN, you stupid Chinese Buffer State!!! Now yuo are trying to Nuke GUAM? HOW DARE YUO THREATHENING MY BROTHER LIKE THAT EH? Hope Papa will nuke yuo then we will liberate Pyongyang REMOVE KIM DYNASTY! REMOVE KOMUNISTA! Unite the True Korea!
Oh wait nu, I op don't want ROK to be more richer than me in op the op futurings.He improved relationships with South Korea and USA but why do you still give me a spot on Enemies section? Also, you should be kicked out of NAM and G77!
- Sabahball - You are mine and not Malaysiaball's!
- Sanshaball - You are mine!
- South Africaball - Just because you are runner up in Miss Universe 2018 doesn't mean you never had a chance to win?! But Mandela visited my clay and you are member of the Dumb Brick Club. (AND YOU WILL PAY FOR MISS UNIVERSE 2019! YOU ALSO MADE MY BROTHERS CRY AND WE WILL WIN NEXT YEAR!)
- Venezuelaball - Seriously? You hate me just because I improved relationships with USAball and I won Miss Universe 2018?! I hate you and I like Colombiaball. Also, please stop recognizing Cataloniaball and you deserved to shut up. But, we are both good at beauty pageants. Despite the fact that his President visits me during the Estrada administration to impove our bilateral relationships. Stop being friends with my sister, Also, You Stoled My Cities Name.
- Yakko Warner - He bullies my brother. That's all I can say about him. Why yuo of callings me "The Philippine Islands"?
- Everyone who likes The Nutshack - No need to explain.
- Omskbird - YUO GAGO, STOP SPREADING DRUGS AND EVIL!! I ALREADY KILLED DRUG USERS AND YUOR SPREADING IT?! HOPE YUO BURN IN HELL YOU GAGO!!!!!
- Luxembourgball - Why did you legalize drugs, WHY?
I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW BUT LUCKILY UR NEW!
- Czech Republicball - YOU FLAG STEALER YOU STOL MY FLAG I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!! But, he has several OFWs in his clay but STILL
Pilipins can into English. But in most komiks, he op seen speaking Engrish. Here is how use Pilipino Inglis. Accents:
- Certain sounds are collapsed: Example, P and F (like P), CH and TS (like TS), TH and D (like D), SH and S (like S), U and A (like A) and finally B and V (like B).
Example: Dat (that) preak (freak) is son ob (of) a bits (bitch)! He is stoling my pis (fish)! He is ander (under) arrest!
Note that Filipinos now rarely talk like this. They now know proper English.
Filipinos use this just for the sake of sounding Filipino. This is actually Bisaya accent.
- The spoiled accent: Accent when Filipinos try to speak in proper English. The long o sound as in bowl is pronounced as /owa/, e.g. bowal, owuval (oval). The short o sound as in orb sounds like /aw/.
- They tend to pronounce every syllable in a word: Example: For example, an American might say “chok'lit” while a Filipino might say “chokoleyt” for the word chocolate. (Note: the actual Filipino of chocalate is "tsokalate") or they might say biscuit like bis-ku-wit.
- Open the light: Turn on the light.
- McDo: McDonalds
- C.R.: Comfort room
- Na: Placed at the end of a sentence. Literally means already. Example: Are you happy na.
- Puta: Curse word which is pretty much used like Poland's Kurwa
- Gago: Asshole
- Pakshet: Fuck or shit or combined
- Tangina/Tangina mo/Putang Ina Mo: Filipino insult which literally translates to Son of a Bitch or Your Mom's a Prostitute
- Bobo: Stupid/Idiot
- Tanga: Fool, also means Bobo
- Po: is affixed to the end of sentences/phrases when one is addressing someone older than him/her or showing respect. Example: I am very sorry po.
- Slipper: Flip-flops
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