A person who does not remember where he/she came from will never reach his/her destination.
 
— Filipino proverb
Filipinas is our motherland! We will never give up until our people, our motherland, are free!
 
— Filipino Revolutionaries
Bato-bato sa langit, 'pag tinamaan huwag magagalit ("a stone thrown heavenward, if you get hit on its way down, don't get mad.")
The youth is the hope of our future.

He who does not know how to look back at where he came from will never get to his destination. There can be no tyrants where there are no slaves. He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish. It is a useless life that is not consecrated to a great ideal. It is like a stone wasted on the field without becoming a part of any edifice. One only dies once, and if one does not die well, a good opportunity is lost and will not present itself again.

 
— Dr Jose P. Rizal


The Philippinesball, officially known as the Republic of the Philippines, or the ASEAN Republicball, is flipping its flag a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. She does not border any country due to being an archipelago in the Pacific but is located North of Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball, Northeast of Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball, Southeast of China-icon.png Chinaball, South of Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball, East of Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, and West of Palau-icon.png Palauball. The country is divided into 17 regions, with the capital Manila-icon.png Manilaball located in Manila-icon.png NCRball, giving her a total area of 120,000 square miles (300,000 Square Kilometers), making her the 72nd largest country in the world. As of 2018, she maintains a population of 107.068 million inhabitants.

Like all countries, the Philippines is a member of UN-icon.png UNball, and due to having close ties with the West, she is able to become a major non-NATO ally. She was the chairman of ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball, but it later passed it on Singapore-icon.png Tringapore.

Her national day is on June 12.

The Philippines joined ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball on August 8th, 1967.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a female noun in the native language of the country (​​​​​Rizal-icon.png Tagalog). This is why as of October 2020, she is now depicted as a female.


Geography

To her north across the Luzon Strait lies Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball; West across the (South China Sea) or West Philippine ea sits Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball. The Sulu Sea to the southwest lies between the country and the island of Borneo, and to the south, the Celebes Sea separates her from other islands of Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball. She is bounded by her own sea.

She is categorized broadly into three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. With a population of 107.068 million people, Philippinesball is the eighth-most populated Asian countryball and the 13th most populated countryball in the world. An additional 10.2 million Filipinos live overseas. (They op the best weapon for world power, and heroes, obviously).

History

 The Community As A Boat (Precolonial Epoch)

The Philippinesball was first inhabited by Negritos, then they were supplanted by 1-icon.png Malay-Polynesians who established city-states known as Barangays. When Chinese, Indians, and Arabs arrived in the Philippines, the barangays developed into several competing prehispanic states which were: the huangdoms of Ma-i and Pangasinan, the kingdoms of Tondo, Maynila and Namayan, the Kedatuan of Madja-as, the rajahnates of Butuan and Cebu and the sultanates of Lanao, Maguindanao, and Sulu.

These states were under the domination of Majapahit-icon.png Majapahitball and then, Manila, Tondo and Sulu soon came to be invaded by Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball, with the rest of the Philippine prehispanic states going to war against Bruneiball.

Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".

The State as a Convent (Spanish Era Spanish-Empire-icon.png)

In 1521, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball, sailing from Latin-America, gasped and invaded these islands states, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas" (King Philip the Second's Penthouse of Death.) Later on, Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball landed in Limasawa Island in 3/15/1521 and held the first Catholic Mass in the Philippines. He then found Cebu Islandball where he met the first few natives. After converting some of the natives, Spainball received a complaint from one of the Rajahs about another Rajah who doesn't want to recognize Spain's influence, Rajah Lapu-Lapu. Determined to teach this "infidel" a lesson, Spain launched an attack on the island of Mactan. But since it's low tide season the galleons cant get in the small harbor, so Spainball and his men went on waist-deep water, Only to be ambushed and "Injured" by Rajah Lapulapu. Spanish-Empire-icon.pngSpanish Empire then left the Philippines, only to return in 1565, starting the long 333 years of Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball rule over the Philippines. Spainball quickly organized his new colony according to his model. The first task was the reduction or relocation of native Philippinesballs into settlements. The earliest political system used during the conquista period was the encomienda system, which was relevant in 2-icon.png Europeball. Spainball's friars, governors, and generals governed the Philippinesball in exchange for their services to the King. Spainball also made a law to collect tributes to Phil. In return, Phil would get justice and governance and aid during an invasion. In 1646, Dutch Republicball attacked Philippinesball to avenge what Spainball did to him in 1581. Spainball outsmarted Dutchball and thus, it was a Spanish Victory.

She was then ruled by Spanish-Empire-icon.png New Spainball and together, Phil's economy raised during their galleon trade of the 1800s. But when New Spainball became First Mexican Empire-icon.png Mexicoball, closed the Manila-Acapulco route and thus, they did not see each other again until Phil's Independence. Due to this, Spainball governed Phil directly from Madrid, causing many problems from corrupt friars.

Philippinesball was attacked by UK-icon.png UKball in 1762 to 1764 as part of the 'Seven Years War' because Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball allied with Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball  Philippinesball could be  UK-icon.png British territory, but they can into signings treaty that ended the war. Many revolts happened during the late 18th-19th century, but Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball crushed the rebellion. Most of these revolts was not due to the Filipino nationalism, but because of the monopoly and welfare. Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball didn't took care of Philippinesball in the 1850s due to problems on his own clay, corrupt Governor-Generals was assigned, and corrupt friars got a seat in Philippine politics. Filipino nationalism had risen during this time, Phil read about the Renaissance, and what happened to Kingdom of France-icon.png Franceball. Philippinesball wrote many books that exposed Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball's officials that Spainball assigned, but Spain had many problems so he could not handle the problem that is in the other side of the world. Spainball went too far when he killed Rizal-icon.png José Rizal. That even sparkled a Vivelaspin.gif revolution that gave birth to Katipunan-icon.png KKKball. Philippinesball started to revolt for their independence, Starting in Manila-icon.png Manilaball, but failed to liberate it, but successfully liberated, Zamboangaball, Caviteball, Ilocosball, Cebuball, Negrosball, Leyteball and other regions. Philippines cornered Spain-icon.png Spainball in Manila-icon.png Manilaball. USA-icon.png USAball and Spain-icon.png Spainball was wrapping their own war and Signed the 'Treaty of Paris'. USA-icon.png USAball went to Philippinesball clay to 'help' her, but it turns out, it was a stage battle to turnover Philippinesball to USA-icon.png USAball. Then, Philippinesball declared independece on June 12, 1898 creating the First Philippine Republic-icon.png First Philippine Republicball, the first democracy in Asia and she was into happy but her new ally had other plans.

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The Trials of 'Benevolent Assimilation' (American Era USA-icon.pngFirst Philippine Republic-icon.png)

In, February 1899, USA-icon.png USAball betrayed First Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball and attacked her in her own clay. USAball Attacked Philippinesball in all sides of her clay. First Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball almost lost Manila-icon.png Manilaball and Caviteball and was forced to run away to the mountains. In some other parts, USAball massacred many Philippinesballs from north to south, estimating 1.5 soldiers killed and 35,000 civilians killed, that was a sad time for First Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball. First Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball was then anschlussed by USA-icon.png USAball by 1901 and the First Philippine Republic-icon.png First Philippine Republicball was defeated.. The bottom part of Philippinesball, Sultanate of Suluball rebelled against USA-icon.png USAball. USA-icon.png USAball did not fully anschlused USA-icon.png Suluball until 1913. Thus the Sultanate was defeated.

Philippinesball was oppressed by USA-icon.png USAball in early eras. But USA-icon.png USAball knew how to make propaganda thus brainwashing the younger generation that the Spain-icon.png Spanish were into bad and First Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball was into 'idiot native people' and cannot into civilization and have to be "benevonently assimilated". First Philippine Republic-icon.png Philippinesball rebelled against USA-icon.png USAball but cannot into winnings since USA-icon.png USAball was of powerful.

World War II USA-icon.png Japanese-Empire-icon.png

Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball suddenly attacked Philippinesball after the Bombing of Pearl Harbor with landings on Luzon. Fighting ended in a Empire of Japanball win on the 8th of May, 1942 thus Philippinesball was 'United States Philippines-icon.png liberated from the Americanballs'. Second Philippine Republic-icon.png The Second Republic of the Philippinesball and other Philippinesball citizens got angry at the government and turned to Communismball. USA-icon.png USAball left Philippinesball for 3 years and when USAball was counter-attacking the table into their side after the the Battle of Midway. After 2 years they pushed through the territory of Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball to finally reach Philippinesball, Landing on the 28th of October, 1945. USAball then 'liberated' Philippinesball but actually USA-icon.png USA just retook Philippinesball and later gave her independence to avoid war reparations because USA-icon.png USAball carelessly bombed Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball.

Showplace of Democracy in Asia? (Postcolonial Era)

In  1935, The USA-icon.png USA guarenteed Philippine independence by passing the Tydings–McDuffie Act to gib philippine independence in 10 years. After the war, it was delayed for a year (Because of the Japanese) until on the 4th of july in 1946, The Philippine islands were given independence from the Americans. The first of these presidents was Ramon Magsaysay. He let the Americans pass the Bell trade act, which gave parity rights to the Americans which angered the Democratic alliance who state that it will harm the Philippines in  the long run. Then in 1950, the Philippines fought alongside the UN in the Korean war and led to the famed battle of Yultong which was a Filipino victory. After the 1953 election, Ramon Magsaysay was elected. He was a car mechanic before he was a guerilla leader in WW2. He was considered by Filipinos as the best president they had. He ended the Huk rebellion and opened the Malanan palace to the 'Tao' or the common man. But in 1957, he died tragically in an airplane crash which made Carlos Garcia the new president. Then under his administration, created the Filipino first policy which ended the American parity rights. The Macapagal adiministration was as interesting as Magsaysay's. It was on Macapagal's term that moved Philippine independence day to June 12, giving more reforms to the 'Tao' and the Sabah claim. He lost to Marcos in 1969 because of his marriage to Emilda Romualdez, his documentary and many more.

The 'New Society' and its Aftermath (Marcos Era)

in 1969, the Philippines was under the leadership of Marcos-icon.png Ferdinand Marcos. Philippines-icon.png On Marcos' first term, Philippinesball became prosperous at the time and had one of the highest GDP in Asia. It was on his second term where things go dowhill. Philippinesball was set under a martial law from 1972 and 1981 under the leadership of Marcos-icon.png Ferdinand Marcos. Marcos also started operation Merdeka, which created the islamic terrorist groups in the Philippines and almost caused a war with [1] Malaysiaball. Under his administration, The Philippines joined the Vietnam war (which is ironic since he opposed joining when Marcos was a senate president). Then after years of suppression of communists, a revolution (known as EDSA) began in 1986. It was caused when the people did not like the snap election results of 1986 and was set under an undemocratic corrupt rule leading to the drain of its prosperity.leading thousands to become poor.

New Forms for old Challenges (The 5th republic of the Philippines)

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After the EDSA uprising, a new constitution, more presidents and another EDSA uprising. Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball has a new president (incidentally the most famous president) with a much different approach that most Visayas and Mindanao citizens like but most liberals dislike. The President Duterte-icon.png Duterte now made drastic changes in Philippinesball such as strengthening relations with China-icon.png Chinaball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball, also weakening relations with USAball for a while. After Donald Trump-icon.png Trump's victory, she decides to strengthen ties with USAball since she just really don't like Obama. She also took care of the terrorists in Marawi. Right now, she is promoting Federalism to the Philippines and trying to take care of the CPP-icon.png NPA-icon.png NDF-icon.png Communist Rebels with peace talks, but most of these peace talks never happened. She also declared the Communist Rebels as Terrorists.

As time progressed, Philippinesball can into trade with Japan-icon.png Japanball, China-icon.png Chinaball, EFTA-icon.png EFTAball and UK-icon.png UKball. She can into economy and Spain-icon.png Spainball brought some immigrants to make Philippines inhabitable. Philippinesball was considered as the "Pearl of the Orient" by that time since she can into civilization and class. Also she can into trash-to-energy

Personality

Philippinesball is known for being mature, very polite, hospitable, friendly, hard-working, patriotic, protective and industrious to those people with a boss-like mentality or a true ally. They likes traditions and she would like to preserve them. She is known to have Pinoy Pride - a Filipino mentality where in they get proud at the littlest or biggest international recognition because they love their country and want their country to be most famous in the world. She is usually triggered when she was being called "Province of Chinaball".

She is a Third World Country and acts like one. She usually likes drinking beer (Though she is now avoiding it), having fiestas, and love of street games. She is also really fond of using the internet and is known to be the Selfie Capital of the World. Philippinesball is always updated about everything about socal media especially when it is about men and women who are pretty.

Those mentioned are usual, but still her people can be a little against with the others due to "oppression" and "discrimination", these mentioned are claims of Visayas to the Tagalogs. It's common for Tagalogs, Bisayas, Kapampangans, Ilocanos and other groups of people in the Philippines to attack each other through words but those are mostly just for the sake of sarcastic reasons, and the people of the Philippines are very united. Right now, Philippinesball is going through tough times that's why she is experiencing mood swings, as if she is in the puberty stage. She just needs to remove corruption in her country to be able to show her flaws and finally shine as a prosperous country.                                                

Regions

Flag Colors

Main Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
International Klein Blue 0,56,168 C100-M60-Y0-K5 #0038A8
Crimson 206,17,38 C0-M90-Y65-K10 #CE1126
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
Candlelight 252,209,22 C0-M18-Y85-K0 #FCD116

Emblem Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Candlelight 252,209,22 C0-M18-Y85-K0 #FCD116

Relationships

Friends/Mga Kaibigan

  • Spanish-icon.png Most Hispanoballs (especially Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball) - Friends
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - Major non-NATO ally and fellow Hispanoballs to Spain-icon.png Spainball, but it is known here as a corned beef brand. But we have good relations, and we celebrated our 65th anniversary of our bilateral relationships. Gib citrus fruits plox!. I hope we meet each other soon, stepbrother. (Can both into drugs, but don't tell Spainball or he will of kill us both!). Plox help me to get into G20. Also one of my favourite friends. He still hates UKball for Falklands War. We will celebrate our 70th anniversary. No president had a state visit in my clay. Except this guy and that guy. Sorry for chair throwing!!! Mathysse cannot beat Pacquiao!!! Papa Francisco also best pope! We have in common, our former presidents will be facing charges and we both hate Venezuelaball. But in 1999, President Estrada meet your meme president.
  • Macau-icon.png Asian Las Vegas - Where I waste my money. He is my 2nd best cousin.
  • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - fellow APEC member. I also love his Christian songs! (especially Hillsong, Planetshakers, Citipointe etc.) (Australia plox tell me more about what you and America do I want to come next time PLOX PRETY PLOX) BUT WHY DID YOU START A FIGHT AGAINST ME IN BASKETBALL?????!!!!
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Son of Netherlands, capital of Natoball and EUball. Like your country BTW, my tourist go there because of the economy and tourist spot.
  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - He hates Chile-icon.png Chileball because he was the reason why he was landlocked, but at least he likes Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball. Also we are adopted by Spain-icon.png Spainball. Wait, you hate Venezuela right now? Great! wait your an anti imperialist again! why just why!?
  • Botswana-icon.png Botswanaball - He is a good African friend because he is the only African country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. He is good friends with Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball plus they are almost the same size. I support you against Yakko Warner because he bullies my Guam-icon.png son.
  • Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - One of my close friend in the South America, who makes slippers for me and he always says HUHUEHUEHUE a lot. I can now into winnings at 2016 Rio Olympics! Our former president met Lula. I provided him 59 days without visa. Control Jair Bolsonaro-icon.png your president please but, nice leadership!
  • Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Once he havings multi-personality disorder, Sulu Sultanateball helpings him, as a reward, givings Sabah clay. Now can you talk some sense into Malaysia-icon.png Nasi Lemakball?
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My British friends ko po also great immigration than America and fellow APEC member. I like him for many guapos and guapas. Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox! Their prime minister is of lovings of Jollibee!!! (Tito now of has a Jollibee in Winnipegball and Torontoball) . Please respect the environment more as Duterte doesn't like what Ontario is doing. Please cleanup after yourself friend!
  • Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball - I don't recognized him and not one of my Hispanoballs friends recongnizes him, except Venezuelaball. But he also hates Spainball so we can into friends.
  • Chile-icon.png Chileball - fellow APEC member and fellow Hispanoballs to Spain-icon.png Spainball, I always give him aid when in time of need, and he gives me back. We have good relations. Thank you also for your warm contributions on Typhoon Yolanda. I will be forever in your debt. We can also into female leadership. I wonder why Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball hates him... he has a rivalry with Argentina. Meanwhile, I have a rivalry with Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Malaysia-icon.png MalaysiaballBachelet had a state visit in my clay.
  • Christmas Island-icon.png Christmas Islandball - East Timor-icon.png East Timorball and I celebrate Christmas with this ball together!
  • Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - He is one of my fellow hispanoballs to Spain-icon.png Spainball. Unlike the other drug users, he does his best to remove drug lords. I apologize for 2015.
  • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - Even though I abstained in 2018, we have a Sabah-icon.png common enemy.
  • Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - He is Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball's friend so why not? Both can into Catholic and beaches. Recently, about 2,000 OFWs are needed to work in his land.
  • Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - My Little friend who sent me missionaries before he run away and was under USA-icon.png USAball like... I miss you. I wish I can see you again real soon...
  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - I like Jascha Richter. We have good relations, which are described as strong, close, cordial and friendly. We have China-icon.png South Africa-icon.png common enemies.
  • Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump - Thank you for your win, for building a Trump Tower in my clay and 4 not including me in your Travel Ban plox. TRUMP, MABUHAY KA! 
  • East Timor-icon.png East Timorball - Philippines' only Catholic friend in Asia (East Timor is Portugese and under Australia a brief period of time so both are Latin-Anglo-Catholic Asian). They are both often bullied in school for being too Latin, and too Catholic but they celebrate Christmas with each other and sometimes hangout with Papua New Guinea (he was under Australia as well and Phil is helping him into ASEAN), Palau (Phil's son, he is also under a Hispanic country, Spain and is also part of Anglosphere via USAball) and Christmas Islandball. whom they also celebrated Christmas with. He is a great friend.
  • Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball - Good and do not beat me in boxing and fellow APEC member! We both love to shout puto when Spainball is around. He is also a friend who has problems with drugs. Can yuo gib me yuor handsome former president?? I also like Thalia and her telenovelas. 
  • Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball, Liberia-icon.png Liberiaball, and Madagascar-icon.png Madagascarball - They are my African friends. They were all absent during this event.
  • Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball - Good Hamite friend. His prime minister and my president both banned Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball and Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball, for abusing our domestic workers. Abiy Ahmed and Rodrego gets along.
  • EU-icon.png EUball - He supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute. Thank you. I support him against BRICS-icon.png dumb prick. But, please do not criticize my drug war.
  • Facebook-icon.png Faceblock - They don't call us the "Selfie capital of the world" for nothing. Also stop teasing Poland. We also use Facebook a lot. 
  • Fiji-icon.png Fijiball - He is a good Oceanic friend because he is the only Oceanic country that supported my claim in the South China Sea dispute.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Good friend from Scandinavia, Thank you for using my Nokia phones. Congratulations on winning the IIHF World Championship for the third time in history. Also, He's got an Embassy in Kuala Lumpur and remember, do not Tell Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball to bullying our Friends.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - A Nice place who helps us (she of also winnings Miss Universe 2016 on my clay - is of lucky). Also a favorable destination because Eiffel Tower (but have more tourists!). Macron is just good, but stop fighting with Trump! Congrats Tita on winning the World Cup! France, plox help me to get into G20
  • Francoist Spain-icon.png Francoist Spainball - I think he is fine, though he is an Axis Power. He supported the west during the Cold War. Probably better than modern Spain.
  • LGBT-icon.png Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - I am the most gay friendly country in all of Asia.
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Philippines also celebrate Oktoberfest and reputed to be as fun as the original one. Is good partner and friend. He is my largest European trade partner. And you made Brazil-icon.png my cousin and Argentina-icon.png my sister cry during 2014 World Cup, but congrats on winning in 2014.
  • Gibraltar-icon.png Gibraltarball - He hates Espanya and removes Paella from premises!
  • Guam-icon.png Guamball - Fellow Spanish East Indies island the Pacific. He was my son until we were adopted by USAball after the Spanish-American War. He is of cute baby son!
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - He is a good European friend because he is the only EU member that did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. We have embassies in each other's capitals. He is good friends with my Malaysia-icon.png rival brother. He is also Poland-icon.png Polandball's best friend. One of his users liked me and called me a drug remover. Speaking of family, Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball is my step-grandfather.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Money Lenders (5/6)... Indiaball "Bayad utang". Remember your representative in 1994, she won when we hosted Miss Universe back in 1994. Modi met Duterte.
  • Iran-icon.png Iranball - Trade tropical fruits in exchange for oil. Students also come here to study English like South Koreaball. USAball doesn't approve of this friendship (Because of 1979 and also being hostile to Israel). We are basketball buddies.
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I provided safe haven for many Jews during World War II. He recently gib me aid during Typhoon Yolanda and some new shiny equipment to fight dim-sum (we gib thankings to you!). Nice TAR-21, gib me Iron Dome technology! You were invaded and genocided, but thriving today as a politically influential defender against your antagonists. Truly, an unique oddity in my eyes. Also thank you for treating my OFWs fairly and properly unlike that racist kebab.... Just like Brazil-icon.png Brazilball, I provided him 59 days without visa. He really loves me and my people.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Philippinesball loves Italyball's cars, pizza, and chocolate. He gib me AW109 combat helicopter to fight Maute-Abu Sayyaf bastards and AW-159 Anti-sub helis to fight Hopia's cheap subs! Gib A129 Mangusta! Also lovings of spaghetti. Im glad you like Jollibee! Im sorry but this is our own spaghetti! Hope you like it!
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - He gives me cool things and a lot of mangas and animes to read. Thankings for signing loan for new railway and defense pact! Philippines be also otaku country. And one of your anime saved us from Marcos! Also, thank you for donating us some good Coast Guard ships! Help me to get into G20. Just like Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball, he did not criticize my drug war. Thank you. But is also sad that he is going back into becoming this Empire of Japanball puta. He has lots of Filipino here more like 300k.
  • Jordan-icon.png Jordanball - thank you for donating 2 choppers and some armored vehicles for my armed forces. Also we can into destroying ISIS-icon.png ISISball together. But still Hussein needs to apologise to our dear president for his bad remarks.
  • Kingdom of Tondoball - My biological papa. YOU IS OP BEST! I will never forget your legacy! I'm scared cuz I heard u will come and attack so please don't
  • Laos-icon.png Laosball - we have good relations and we visit each others clay a lot, but he is a commie. His name was funny though.
  • Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball - fellow Spanish East Indies island! Of also not callings Asian.
  • Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - I promise that I will not confuse you with free land that my Moros will live in. He is a major non-NATO ally.
  • NATO-icon.png NATOball - I support him against BRICS-icon.png dumb prick plus I am a major non-NATO ally. We both like Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball.
  • New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball - fellow APEC member Ardern met Duterte during the ASEANball summit when she (Ardern) was a guest. We have good relations. Stop callings of my barongs scratchy, okay?
  • North Sulawesi-icon.png North Sulawesiball - Loyal friend from Indonesia.
  • Northern Mariana Islands-icon.png Northern Mariana Islandsball - Also another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball after the war.
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - Another good friend from Scandinavia, sorry that my president called you Norwegia. He cannot into EUball so he is okay for me. I trust him a lot.
  • Palau-icon.png Palauball - Another Spanish East Indies island. Adopted by USAball as well after World War II. Can into independence since 1994. I sadly had to close my embassies in Palau which made my son cry. Does not into callings op asian. (despite the fact that there are Japanese speakers in Angaur.) Palawan is better. Is cute! He is also my best friend. He can into Filipino language. Thank you for not recognizing this China-icon.png bully.
  • Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball- Fellow APEC member, fishing buddies and adopted cousins via Anglosphere. He is helping him into Asean. Scared of him at all times for I heard he is into cannibalism.
  • Paraguay-icon.png Paraguayball - He is one of my friends in the American continent. He hates Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball and Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball but I do not know if he hates drugs. We both hate BRICS-icon.png BRICSbrick. Thank you for not recognizing this China-icon.png bully. One more thing: we both can into chocolate.
  • Peru-icon.png Peruball - He is one of my friends to Spain-icon.png SpainballDuterte-icon.png Duterte attended the APEC Economic Leaders' Meeting in Lima on November 19–20, 2016, which was hosted by his president.
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Same history during WW2, He's commie back then but we're okay and also the one provides helicopters to my Air Force (But two of them crashed!). Thank you so very much for Jan Pawel in 1981 and 1995! He is op best pope, we always bless for his soul. Also, Happy 100th Independence Day! Many Poles visit Baguio-icon.png Baguioball and Palawanball. Also, we are fighting terrorist with a New Anti-Terror Law by Duterte-icon.png Duterte. This law is similar of that of the Polish law.
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - I am close cousins with his East Timor-icon.png son.
  • PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Ricoball - He is one of my friends to Spain-icon.png Spainball. I like Despacito so much. Despacito! We have a South Africa-icon.png Common enemy
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - My friend, we had good relations since Ceauşescu visited us during Martial Law.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - June 12 is a special day for both of us! It is op my Independence Day and por him, it is op Russia Day. At first America does not approve of our friendship. Him and America are starting to get along though. Since 2018, I officially abstained the recognition of Crimea.
  • San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball - Sure. I will give you OFWs, you're good.
  • Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball - He is my one of the foreign suppliers of my armed forces. Thanks for the weapons. I also do not recognize Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball (I'm neutral, BTW). Speaking of Vladimir Putin-icon.png Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping-icon.png Xi Jinping, and Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump, me and Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball both like them.
  • Shinzo Abe - Maraming salamat po for your service in your country. My people will miss you! MABUHAY SI SHINZO ABE!
  • Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball - USAball's wife. Great friend! Like your country BTW
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - South Korea, while being a first world country is horribly inept at English better than Japan-icon.png Japan, and they hate their own educational system. Since language classes are cheaper here, they come here to study English. They love to sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, Listen to Kpop music, play LoL and anything else. Also like and sometimes use their alphabet. also she will be my step mother some day (step uncle fake Korea is the worst let's remove him). But still thanks for selling me those 12 FA-50's for my Air Force and don't worry I'll order additional 12 FA-50's, Also thanks for winning the bid for my new Frigate classes soon my Navy won't have crappy WW2 ship anymore and most of all thanks for selling me 8 brand-new AAV-7's for my Marines too! Stop confusing Nancy to Liza Soberano, they are not the same person! Also child star Chunsa Jung is of Korean descent. Plox help me to get into G20
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Even though I hate communism, we became better when Ferdinand Marcos and his wife visited him in 1976.
  • Spratly-icon.png Spratlyball - Son. Please stop being friends with this China-icon.png bully.
  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - A good third friend from Scandinavia. The inventor of börk. He has long been my development partner. He is also Thailand-icon.png Thailandball's husband. I wonder why Chile-icon.png Chileball, France-icon.png Franceball, India-icon.png Indiaball, Italy-icon.png Italyball, Morocco-icon.png MoroccoballPoland-icon.png Polandball, and Russia-icon.png Russiaball hate him.
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - We are both founding members of ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball. I am also his English teacher.  Hosted a wonderful Miss Universe 2018 competition, SO PROUD of my Queen Catriona! Still, his college girls are op very pretty. And stop calling me "Land of COVID" please.
  • Tunisia-icon.png Tunisiaball - He is a good African friend, tourism rival, and, just like Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball, a major non-NATO ally. I heard that Star Wars was filmed in his clay.
  • UAE-icon.png UAEball - He can into many OFWs. Thank you for sheltering one of my best photographers!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Breifly occupied my land, he is also the adoptive father of my neighbours such as Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Myanmarball, and Hong Kongball. UK often tells me about the once great British Empire which influences Phil into conquer the world by OFWs. Still has Northern Ireland... good or bad - doesn't bother me for right now. I heard he left EUball, so he’s no affected by my cursing. (it doesn't, let op Argentinaball worry about it because she want into Europe anyway) But I opened a Jollibee in Londonball as a "thank you" gift.
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Relations improved when I abstained from recognizing Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball in 2018, even though he hates Duterte-icon.png Duterte. Just like my African friends, he is absent during this event. Honestly, I do not see any problem of being a friend of him compared to my rivals.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Former colonizer and a greatets of fried! you are the greatest. Without you, I would never regain my patriotism by myself. You know what forget the war in 1899-1913I heard he's married to Slovenia-icon.png Slovenia and have a strange situation with Mexico-icon.png Mexico... and Donald Trump-icon.png Donald Trump is the best president. Like Canada. Please cleanup after yourself! Also some of my Filipino people, including Michael Sali likes your YouTube channels like, TheOdd1sOut, JaidenAnimations, Markiplier, Smosh, etc.
  • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Mabuhay ang Santo Papa! Sorry that I cursed you for traffic problems. <3 Even my non-Catholic population loves you!
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - fellow APEC, ASEAN-icon.png ASEANball member and my only communist ally against that cat-eating Tsina! I love the fact that Viet defeated the USAball (By himself), somehow. However, he had a multiple-personality disorder. After the endless bombs of napalm, by USAball, he managed to cure himself from it, but it led to his economy being stagnant... but after political reforms, he managed to get out of it! And now we're friends.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Despite what he did to Reemar Martin, we are still cool [2]. Helps me against my enemies. Can into removing drugs and commies together but plox dont bully East Timor-icon.png East Timorball but they are now friends for now.we can into corrupt president

Frenemies/Complicated

  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - He hates Chile-icon.png Chileball because he was the reason why he was landlocked, but at least he likes Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball. Also we are adopted by Spain-icon.png Spainball. You are still better than Uruguay-icon.png Venezuela-icon.png these idiots
  • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kongball - This guy hates me more than I hate China despite he hates him as well, he's still complaining about that incident in 2010 despite we signed a treaty. He is super confusing and retarded, no wonder China keeps oppressing him. I sent him OFWs but keeps complaining that it crowds him, no WONDER HE WANTS TO TAKE ME!!! SO YOU ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS MY OFWS, AND TRYING TO PUSH ME AWAY FROM SENDING FILIPINOS??? YOU ARE RETARDED LIKE NORTHERN IRELAND, REMOVE EGG TART!!!! But your milk tea is tasty.
  • Italian-Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball and Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - They may be Axis Powers, just like Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball but at least they did not invade me Actually no because he settled on my land Still, I keep distance from them. Actually, they are the predecessors of my friendsWhat am I doing? I can't be friends with tyrants who massacres Poland-icon.png Poles & Israel-icon.png Jews! And the Kingdom of Italy Islam-icon.png Muslims and Beta Israel-icon.png Ethiopian Jews To be honest, my Second Philippine Republic-icon.png former self likes them. Even their axis buddy, Francoist Spain-icon.png Francoist Spainball likes me. Just stop fucking up the world. We're neutral. Well, I could say thanks because we fought together in the Cold War. But again, we're neutral.
  • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - We can both intro islam, BUT I will never forgive you PUTANG INANG KEBAB KA for what you did to my people, Instead of giving them a good jobs yuo only mistreating them and enslaving them just because they're That's IT I cut my ties on you and I'll send my people back to my country and GIVE THEM A NEW JOB! YOU ALSO EXPELLED MY AMBASSADOR OVER DOMESTIC WORKERS DISPUTE!!! ALSO YUO OWE US AN APOLOGY FROM ONE OF YOUR CITIZENS WHO SPREAD RACISM AGAINST US IN INSTAGRAM!!!!! I agree with Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball about what he said about you.
    • Kuwait-icon.png: I WILL RELEASE THEIR PRISONERS SOON, I PROMISE!! DON'T YOU DARE TO JUST ACCUSING ME, OKAY! I WILL FORGIVE YOU!
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I do not recognize him but I like you because he is also my step-cousin and a major non-NATO ally. Also, we fought on the same side during Cold War II.
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - GIB SABAH! Remember 1968 and 1985! Even if you're Bruneian Empire-icon.png technically tito (which is op weird... But I'm older)! Also, stop bullying Israel-icon.png IsraelcubeLiberia-icon.png Liberiaball, and Ukraine-icon.png  Ukraineball, and stop being friends with BRICS-icon.png dumb prick.
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Even though I hate drugs and one of Netherlandsballs Villages who Stoled My Name, you're still the member of NATOball, Oh, and your place was so beautiful some of my people were vacation in there because of your economy and tourist spots, including the vlogger from Cinema 1! Mabuhay! Thanks for the donations by the way!
  • Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Supporter and best friend of my ex-enemy, Dim Sum. Stands with that Tsina in the South China Sea dispute. He also has terrorists in his land! I hope India-icon.png Indiaball will take care of him. 
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - WHY THE HELL DO YOU SUPPORT China-icon.png CHINABALL IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA DISPUTE?! I recognize your independence BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! He also hates the west so... and we fought on opposing sides during Cold War II so we are fine i guess.
  • Somalia-icon.png Somaliaball - Many countries hate him because he is a terrorist but we both hate Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball and North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball. But he is anarchy, control your government please.
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - As much as my people love your culture, your people can sometimes go aggressive and discriminate my people despite loving you. I know some of my people are toxic but bruh, stop your toxicity please. Not ALL of my people are POOR.
  • South Vietnam-icon.png South Vietnamball - WHY YOU SEIZE SOUTHWEST CLAY!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! I GAVE YOU ALL THE AID DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST BROTHER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM! Also, RIP Vietnam. I was one of the cause of your death.
  • Spain-icon.png Spainball (When I knew that he sold me) - I hate you for good reasons. If you considered civilizing as replacing my perfect alphabet with the incapable Latin alphabet that is absolutely never designed with or capable with an Austronesian language, then I will treat you as every invader that occupied my land for "civilization", "religion", "colonization", and "empire". Now I become an Indolent/Lazy society with the Hispanic Countries. Being Pearl of the Orient would be fun again and playing politics as you watch and rot in your own demise will be fun. If you think damaging my identity will stroke your ego, too bad since I already created a FAR SUPERIOR AND MORE AMERICAN IDENTITY. (I still like my version of your version op Latin.) But still, even tho I hate yuo, I still lovings you for civilizings me and beings a good close friend of mine would do, BUT WHY YUO SELL ME! (I'll find out...) I heard you won the 2010 World Cup and we both hate South Africaball.
  • Sri Lanka-icon.png Sri Lankaball - Although He may be a Pirate of the Arabian sea, At least your Leader visited me recently. Also last July 2018 we got warships together from China-icon.png dimsum
  • Taiwan-icon.png TaiwanballMOTHER OF AUSTRONESIANS!!! Generally, we both hate PR China. We could've been allies and we both support LGBT+, but I JUST HATE HOW MY PEOPLE JUST GET CARELESS TO YOUR PEOPLE! Like that incident including our Coast Guards, and your fishermen! Apologies for that but it wasn't their fault but your fishermen is because they trespassed, Taiwan. I really wish that we could be friends, but it seems that our people cannot get along with each other, but you are one op pro-Filipino tho. I like you, even more, when you legalise gay marriage. GIB BUBBLE TEA!!! Mix bubble pearls with fries.
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - He improved relationships with South Korea and USA but why do you still give me a spot on Enemies section? Also, you should be kicked out of NAM and G77! Although he wants to have close diplomatic ties with me.

Enemies/Mga Kalaban 

  • Corona Virus - HAY NAKU! P***NG INA MO! YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE YOU EVEN MADE US NUMBER ONE IN SOUTH EAST ASIA!
  • BRICS-icon.png Dumb prick - Enemy of the west. REMOVE!!! He has these two China-icon.png South Africa-icon.png bitches.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - NINE DASH LINE IS OP ILLEGAL! YUO IS A BULLY! AND SPRATLY ISLANDSBALL IS MINE! Why yuo only help me $100,000, I op hate yuo. (Also I'm older than you.) And you are building islands in my territory? YUO CHEATER!!! 2015 WORST DAY OF MY LIPE!!! I COULD HAVE BEEN IN OLYMPICS!!!!!! YUO ARE IDOT AND I HABINGS MY BANZAI REVENGE!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAK YUO. Pero salamot por your donation also WHY DID YOU INFECTED ME WITH CORONAVIRUS? ONE JUST DIED OF THIS!'. Now i have a lot of cases in here BECAUSE OF YOU!!! 'OH MY GOD
  • CPP-icon.png NPA-icon.png NDF-icon.png CPP-NPA-NDF - Salot ng mga Komunista! That's IT! I declare war on yuo a-holes because you killed many of my countrymen, especially the Filipino soldiers and policemen that yuo've ambushed, Including an innocent baby that yuo've murdered! No more NPA atrocities and economic sabotage on me! YOU HEAR ME? YUO WILL PAY FOR THIS A$$HOLE AND YUO WILL! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YUO A$$HOLE! NEVER!!!! I'll never forgive yuo for killing former drug addicts and ex-criminals who want to give-up drugs and crime with yuor riding and tandem I'll chase them and interrogate them where are yuo all hiding! and If you dare to seek help from Fake Korea's help for guns and ammunitins I will never let that happen! no more peace talks, EVER!
  • Djibouti-icon.png Djiboutiball and Sint Maarten-icon.png Sint Maartenball - Flag stealers! REMOVE!!! YOU!!! SINT MAARTEN!!! YOU STOLED MY WAR MODE FLAG!!!! DIJIBOUTI!! YOU STOLED MY STYLE OF MY FLAG AND REPLACED THE SUN WITH THE STARS!! EVEN THE COLORS ARE DIFFERENT, YOU STILL STOLED MY FLAG!! 
  • Honduras-icon.png Netherlands-icon.png Uruguay-icon.png Jamaica-icon.png Drug users - REMOVE DRUGS!!!! Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball WILL NOT BE HAPPY!!! I will reunify with Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia to destroy these marijuana fools! But they are relatives under Spain-icon.png adoptive mama Spain and UK-icon.png adoptive grandpa UK. .
  • Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball You Kidnap your "hired" workers into slavery and also literally accused me of murdering your people! The fuck's wrong with you?? I WILL ANHUCNES YUO TINY SHIT just wait!
  •  Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball - Oh, burn in Hell! YURUSANU! 'REMEMBER BATAAN DEATH MARCH! REMEMBER RAPE OF MANILA! REMOVE BANZAI SUSHI! REMOVE TENTACLES!' But I thank you for carelessly leaving your gold here - at the time when AMERICA dominated you and turned you into that usable weakling business partner. You call me, Asian. Fool, you are the same as Spainball. He is op one few pro pilipinos
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - Why yuo attack me!!! Yuo insulted my face when you throw my flag and replace it with yours?!! WTF?!! REMOVE MAUTE and ABU SAYYAF! I wish yuo op gone!!! NOW YUO ATTACK MARAWI, TWO MONTHS MARTIAL LAW AND EXTENDED UNTIL END OF 2017!! AND YUO JUST RECENTLY ATTACKED MADRE! I WILL HAVE YOU HEAD!!! HAHAHAHA! Look at yuo now, Yuo and your Maute and Abu Sayyaf minions are slowly dying because of my troops thanks to my Planes and APC's just few more days my troops will get yuo now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DIE Filthy KEBAB! Aww... look, your two leaders are dead! I killed two leaders op your. I FINALLY REMOVE YUO FROM MARAWI!!! TAKE THAT FILTHY KEBAB, YUO NO MATCH FOR US!!! (Also I'll never forgive yuor BIFF Ally for killing my soldiers recently, YUO'LL PAY FOR THIS!) YOU PAKSHET. HOW DARE YOU MAKINGS A BOMBA EXPLODE IN THE CHURCH IN BASILAN, BECAUSE WE'RE CHRISTIAN "INFIDELS"! THAT'S IT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! YOU WILL PAY POR THEIR DEATHS!!!! STOP TERRORIST IN MY CITY!!! WHY YUO WANNA KILL EVERYONE??? STOP IT!!! I REMOVE 9/11 TERRORIST!!!
  • Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball - Why did you legalize drugs, WHY!?!? I WILL REMOVE THAT FROM YUO!!!
  • Sabah-icon.png Sabahball - You are mine and not Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball's!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - OH NOT YOU AGAIN THIS TIME!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP PUSHING ME AND ABUSING MY OFWS HERE IN YOUR CLAY?!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE CATHOLIC!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE AND ALWAYS WELCOME MY PEOPLE IN YOUR CLAY BUT THIS IS HOW YOU PAY REPAY ME?!!! THEY'RE GENERALLY WORKHARDING FOR THEIR PARENTS ON MY CLAY!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU WAHHABI PIG! SOON YOU WILL BE MINE!!
  • South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Just because you are runner up in Miss Universe 2018 doesn't mean you never had a chance to win?! But Mandela visited my clay and you are member of the Dumb Brick Club. (AND YOU WILL PAY FOR MISS UNIVERSE 2019! YOU ALSO MADE MY BROTHER CRY AND WE WILL WIN NEXT YEAR!)
  • Thailand-icon.png Thailandball - OH MY GOD!!!! WHY DID YOU CALLED ME LAND OF COVID??!!! WHY??? He is op good friend
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - Seriously? You hate me just because I improved relationships with USA-icon.png USAball and I won Miss Universe 2018?! I hate you and I like Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball. Also, please stop recognizing Catalonia-icon.png Cataloniaball and you deserved to shut up. But, we are both good at beauty pageants. Despite the fact that his President visits me during the Estrada administration to impove our bilateral relationships. Stop being friends with Argentinaball, Also, You Stoled My Cities Name. But we have a ​​Common enemy.
  • ITS THE NUTSHACK.png Everyone who likes The Nutshack - No need to explain.
  • Winged Doom-icon.png Omskbird - YUO GAGO, STOP SPREADING DRUGS AND EVIL!! I ALREADY KILLED DRUG USERS AND YUOR SPREADING IT?! HOPE YUO BURN IN HELL YOU GAGO!!!!! WHY DO YOU EXIST?????????
  • DUGRball (Democratic United Gamers Republic) WHY YOU REBEL YOUR GAMERS ON ME <YUO GAAGO,WHYYYYyYYYYY
  • Jitler - WHAT THE FUCKING HELL??? YUO ARE A FUCKING TERRORIST!!!! YUO BURNED MY FLAG AND YUO REFUSED TO APOLOGISE TO ME!!!! I HOPE YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS TERMINATED!!! THANK GOD SOUTH KOREA AND HONG KONG ARE AGAINST YUOR TERORIST MOVEMENTS!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!

Filipino Ingles

Pilipins can into English. But in most komiks, he op seen speaking Engrish. Here is how use Pilipino Inglis.

Accents:


  • Certain sounds are collapsed: Example, P and F (like P), CH and TS (like TS), TH and D (like D), SH and S (like S), U and A (like A) and finally B and V (like B).

Example: Dat (that) preak (freak) is son ob (of) a bits (bitch)! He is stoling my pis (fish)! He is ander (under) arrest!

Note that Filipinos now rarely talk like this. They now know proper English. The spoiled accent: Accent when Filipinos try to speak in proper English. The long o sound as in bowl is pronounced as /owa/, e.g. bowal, owuval (oval). The short o sound as in orb sounds like /aw/.


  • They tend to pronounce every syllable in a word: Example: For example, an American might say “chok'lit” while a Filipino might say “chokoleyt” for the word chocolate. (Note: the actual Filipino of chocalate is "tsokalate") or they might say biscuit like bis-ku-wit. 

Colloquialisms:


  • Open the light: Turn on the light.
  • McDo: McDonalds
  • C.R.: Comfort room
  • Na: Placed at the end of a sentence. Literally means already. Example: Are you happy na.
  • Puta: Curse word which is pretty much used like Poland's Kurwa
  • Gago: Asshole
  • Pakshet: Fuck or shit or combined
  • Tangina/Tangina mo/Putang Ina Mo: Filipino insult which literally translates to Son of a Bitch or Your Mom's a Prostitute
  • Bobo: Stupid/Idiot
  • Tanga: Fool, also means Bobo
  • Po: is affixed to the end of sentences/phrases when one is addressing someone older than him/her or showing respect. Example: I am very sorry po.
  • Slipper: Flip-flops

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