"Polandball (character)" redirects here, for the Internet meme, see Polandball (meme). For other uses, see Polandball (Disambiguation).

KURWA!
 
Poland-icon.png Poland
I cannot into space
 
Poland-icon.png Poland

Polish Cowball Indonesiaball Monacoball Polandball (Polish-icon.png Polish: Polskokula), also called the Republic of Cow Spinning Toilets Poland is a homogay killer countryball located in Eastern Central Europe. It is the countryball which the comic genre is named after, and he cannot reach space for some reason. The countryball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including his capital Warsaw-icon.png Warsaw Pactball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making him the 69th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants.

Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for the UK-icon.png United Kingdomball, based on the fact that many Poles live in Great Britain. Both Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as a possible expansion territory.

Ukraine-icon.png

Polandball also likes Ukraineball, the Murica-icon.png USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball) for help during WWII against Nazi-icon.png Nazis.

Funny how, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball, and will confuse some early Countryball fans. The solution to this is to draw Indonesiaball with an Asian hat or songkok and Monacoball with either sunglasses.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe), it's name is a female noun in the native language of the countryball (​​​​​Poland-icon.png Polish).

History

Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century.

The Kingdom of Poland Kingdom of Poland-icon.png (960-1569)

By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Catholic-icon.png Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Paganism-icon.png Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball against Norse-icon.png Norse and Novgorod Republic-icon.png Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought upon a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought upon new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth-icon.png Earth was the center of the Universe-icon.png Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Poland-Lithuania-icon.png (1569-1795)

When in 1569 Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new country born: the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful East European countryball.

The Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Order-icon.png Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball splitted the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A indepencent Polish govormentwas wiped out for more than 120 years.

Era of Occupation (1795-1918)

The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

In 1806, France-icon.png Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball and created the Poland-icon.png Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Poland-icon.png Polandball was given to the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball sent his military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the France-icon.png Grand Duchy of Posenball.

Independence and the Second Polish Republic Poland-icon.png (1918-39)

In 1914, World War I started and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball fought Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. In this mode, Poland-icon.png Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German Empire-icon.png German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which sliptted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)

Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Soviet-icon.png Russians (that got Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poland-icon.png Poles.

As a result of the Munich Agreement, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.

Poland-icon.png World War II Nazi-icon.png Soviet-icon.png (1939-45)

In 1933, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball fell into Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (famous for his anti-semitic actions) that decided to invade in 1939 Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball and the Gdańsk-icon.png Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely contrary to popular stereotypes, yet with the Soviet-icon.png USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable.Soviet-icon.png Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet-icon.png Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Nazi-icon.png Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the Nazi-icon.png 4th Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet-icon.png Soviet Army, though the Nazi-icon.png German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to his population.

Poland-icon.png Communist Rule Communism-icon.png (1945-89)

After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The Soviet-icon.png USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet-icon.png Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball ceded his eastern territories to the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. He could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Vatican-icon.png Pope as Pope John Paul II, he is the first Polish Pope in history.

Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded Poland-icon.png PR Polandball's single-party rule. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of Poland-icon.png PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

Poland-icon.png "Got Peace Again" EU-icon.png NATO-icon.png (1989-Present)

After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach his pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

In 1991, Polandball officially joined NATO-icon.png NATOball, and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the EU-icon.png EUball.

In March 4, 2020, he got infected with Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19. He is still infected to this moment and he has over 1,300,000 confirmed cases.

To be continued...

Relationships (Relacje)

Friends (Przyjaciele)

  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Even if you supportings Nazi, he tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. He is brother of Hungary-icon.png Węgry.
  • 🌕 Space - POLAND CAN INTO SPACE!!!!! KURWA!!!!
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! Can best friends since of Middle Ages. Both into hatings Germany-icon.png Reich kraut EU-icon.png. But why do yuo support Article 13?
  • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball and Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Other West Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don’t mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
  • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - I always mistakings him for his kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! :)
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. I'm in his NATO alliance. There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball. Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys!
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered (oops).
  • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever! :3
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity! (sees Russia-icon.png Russia nearby) OH NO HELPINGS!!! ROSJA IS COMING!!! HELP ME OF DISGUISE BY GIBINGS ME YUOR HAT!!!
    • Indonesia-icon.png - Here you go, and no need to thank me friend!
    • Poland-icon.png - Finally that bully is of gone, here take your hat back, also happy late Birthday!
  • Monaco-icon.png Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for his glasses.
  • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Long live the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealth! One day. It will return.
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball's rival brother! I sold him my PT-91 MBT's which he and France-icon.pngSlovak93Guy -icon.png his engineers modified his tanks better than mine to rival Germany-icon.png Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Singapore-icon.pngTringapore. Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Great friend, gibs maple syrup. Most Canadians are Polish in the prairies. Full respect and love for Canadians! Also ally of USA and home to ALOT OF POLISHBALLS WITHIN THE NATION. GIBS PENNY OLEKSIAK!
  • Germany-icon.pngNiemcy - A friend. We have had a long love-hate relationship with eachother. PLS HELP INTO SPACE!!!
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
  • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - Plox help me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beating of that Germany-icon.png Nazi kraut!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Is of good friend. But why are yuo friends with Russia-icon.png Russia?
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Remember our beautiful border forever. In fact, we have one fish facing to your side, and one facing to my side.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. He is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut...
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings yuor tourist in your clay.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like yuor anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans!
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Yeah we both got holocaust in WW2. Screw Nazi-icon.png Hitler.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - You brought a pole to space? Sweeeeet!! We also can into vodka and we both hate Reichtangle-icon.png Fourth Reich Kraut EU-icon.png EUball and Sweden-icon.png borkface. But never forget all those things you've done to me back then.

Neutral (Neutralny)

  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13!
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - You sign treaty? Nice. But you will pay for Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19.
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we have working embassies in each other so that should be okay.
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Okay yuo little Russian kurwa or whatever yuo wanna call yuorself. Why yuo not a friend of mine? Yuo need yuor daily pierogis to calm yuorself down? Why yuo so obsessed with Russia-icon.png Vodka? But hey, I like your show LazyTown.

Enemies (Wrogowie)

  • Sweden-icon.png Annoying kurwa (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET!! I'm so glad Russia killed you in 1721.
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi GermanyballFRICK U MONSTER!!! YUO ARE THE REASON WHY POLAND IS POOR!
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Ruled me for 44 years. He was a very big bully. Stay away from me! Just like the Nazi-icon.png Nazi, he killed my people! 1940 Katyn, Never Forget! The only 'good' thing I can thinkings of is he helping out in WWII but after that YUO RUINED ME!!! Brainwashed me and my Hungary-icon.pngCzech-icon.png friends with communism and oppressed my people who dared to speak out! REMOVE!
  • Kurwaball-icon.png Kurwaball - KURWA. IS. NOT. YUOR. BÖRK!!!!
  • Kiribati-icon (division).png Polandball (Kiribati) - UNFUNNY NAME STEALER!!!!
  • ReichTime.png Reichtangle - >:C POLAND IS NOT GERMAN STATE AND IS INDEPENDENT!
  • ISIS-icon.png ISISball - STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA!!!!! YOU WILL OF NEVER TOUCHINGS ME!!!!! REMOVE JIHADIST KEBAB!!! REMOVE!
  • Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball : NOTHING!!! YUO CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME!!!
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - ANTI IMPERIALIST WHO HATES NIEMCY!, I HATE YOU!
  • Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball : Same with you! YOU ARE ALSO FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER!
  • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball: Biggest splitter of them all! I'm glad you were enemies with the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball though.
  • LGBT-icon.png Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball (Under PiS) - REMOVE HOMOSEX!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! HOMOSEX IS OF SCARY AND SHOULDN'T EXIST WHHHHYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - He hates me for being friends with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, but at least you hate the LGBT-icon.png gays.
  • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Never forget World Cup 2018!
  • Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - KURWA! NO SEA FOR YUO ALTROUGH YUO ARE ANTI-IMPERIALIST!!!
  • Kazakhstan-icon.png Kazakhbrick - I don’t know why I hate yuo, oh! Because of this video!
    • Kazakhstan-icon.png - Um, I don't actually remember doing this. If I did I am very sorry. :(

How to draw

The flag you must draw for Polandball.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Draw the Polish flag upside down (red on the top, white on the bottom).
  3. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Red 220, 20, 60 C0-M91-Y73-K14 #DC143C

Gallery

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