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KURWA!
 
Poland-icon.png Polandball
Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia.
 
— Polish livestock

Pornland Polish Cowball Voltorb Pokeball Upside-downball Indonesiaball Monacoball Kurwaball Polandball ( Polish: Polskokula), also called/known the Republic of Cow Spinning Toilets Pooland Pollen, is a countryball located in Eastern Central Europe. It is the countryball which the comic genre is named after, he is the main protagonist in the Universe-icon.png Polandball Universe, and he Poland-icon (space)-0.png cannot into space. The countryball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including his capital Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball, giving it a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making him the 69th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, it has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants. Polandball also always gets the last laugh because anyone who annexes Poland-icon.png Polandball, falls apart.

Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for the UK-icon.png United Kingdomball, based on the fact that many Poland-icon.png Poles live in UK-icon.png Great Britain. Both Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball sometimes see Poland-icon.png Polandball as a possible expansion territory.

Poland-icon.png Polandball also likes Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball, the Murica-icon.png USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball) for help during WWII against Nazi-icon.png Nazis.

Funny how, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball, and will confuse some early Countryball fans. The solution to this is to draw Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball with an Asian hat or a songkok and Monaco-icon.pngMonacoball with either sunglasses.

History

Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century.

The Kingdom of Poland Kingdom of Poland-icon.png (960-1569)

By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Catholic-icon.png Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Paganism-icon.png Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

During Middle Ages, it participated in the ades by Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball against Norse-icon.png Norse and Novgorod Republic-icon.png Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is owae of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however was a series of alliances,and should not be mistaken for the future Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought upon a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought upon new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth-icon.png Earth was the center of the Universe-icon.png Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Poland-Lithuania-icon.png (1569-1795)

When in 1569 Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new countryball born: the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful and biggest East European countryball.

The Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Order-icon.png Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball splitted the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A indepencent Polish govormentwas wiped out for more than 120 years.

Era of Occupation (1795-1918)

The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

In 1806, France-icon.png Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball and created the Poland-icon.png Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Poland-icon.png Polandball was given to the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball sent his military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the France-icon.png Grand Duchy of Posenball.

Independence and the Second Polish Republic Poland-icon.png (1918-39)

In 1914, World War I started and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball fought Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. In this mode, Poland-icon.png Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German Empire-icon.png German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which sliptted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)

Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Soviet-icon.png Russians (that got Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poland-icon.png Poles.

As a result of the Munich Agreement, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.

Poland-icon.png World War II Nazi-icon.png Soviet-icon.png (1939-45)

In 1933, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball fell into Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (very infamous for his anti-semitic actions) that decided to invade in 1939 Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball and the Gdańsk-icon.png Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely contrary to popular stereotypes, yet with the Soviet-icon.png USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable.Soviet-icon.png Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet-icon.png Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Nazi-icon.png Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the Nazi-icon.png 4th Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet-icon.png Soviet Army, though the Nazi-icon.png German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to his population.

Poland-icon.png Communist Rule Communism-icon.png (1945-89)

After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The Soviet-icon.png USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball was set up as a Soviet-icon.png Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball ceded his eastern territories to the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. He could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Vatican-icon.png Pope as Pope John Paul II, he is the first Polish Pope in history.

Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded Poland-icon.png PR Polandball's single-party rule. Also contrary to popular belief, in 1986, the first Pole went into space. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of Poland-icon.png PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

Poland-icon.png "Got Peace Again" EU-icon.png NATO-icon.png (1989-Present)

After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach his pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

In 1991, Polandball officially joined NATO-icon.png NATOball, and in 2004 Polandball has voted to join the EU-icon.png EUball.

In March 4, 2020, he got infected with Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19. He is still infected to this moment and he has over 2,000,000 confirmed cases.

Relationships (Relacje)

Friends (Przyjaciele)

  • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Lego. Make sure ReichTime.png this hellhole isn't hiding in yuor lego!
  • Norway-icon.png Norwayball - We are both victims of Germany-icon.png Hitler kurwa, but only yuo is happiest country and highest HDI.
  • Finland-icon.png Finlandball - Even if you supportings Nazi, he tried attacking you in 1943. We're also vodka drinkers. He is brother of Hungary-icon.png Węgry.
  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! My Husband. I love yuo. (If Poland is female). Can best friends since of Middle Ages. Both into hatings Germany-icon.png Reich kraut EU-icon.png. Thanks for accepting my refugees in 1939. But why do yuo being friend of Russia-icon.png Russiaball?
  • Székely Landball - Son of Hungary-icon.png Węgry.
  • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball and Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Other West Slavs. Against migrants like me. Also, don’t mind me about this. I was misunderstanding.
  • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - I always mistakings him for his kaiser. You gave me independence in 1918! :)
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russia-icon.png Russiaball.
  • India-icon.png Indiaball - Nice person in South Asia that is cool with my twin. Also like cow!
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. I'm in his NATO alliance. There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball and Indiana-icon.png Indianaball Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer. But thanks for givings me many złotys!
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrendered (oops).
  • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
  • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I recognize yuo.
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Good Balkan friend. Work together a lot.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Can into similar flag and eagle coat of arms! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity!
  • Monaco-icon.png Monacoball - Same as Indonesiaball for his glasses.
  • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Long live the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealth! One day. It will return. But I'm sorry for 1920!!!
  • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball's rival brother! I sold him my PT-91 MBT's which he and France-icon.pngSlovakia-icon.png his engineers modified his tanks better than mine to rival Germany-icon.png Niemcy's Leopard 2 used by Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Singapore-icon.pngTringapore. Sorry if I mistook you as USAball.
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Great friend, gibs maple syrup. Most Canadians are Polish in the prairies. Full respect and love for Canadians! Also ally of USA and home to ALOT OF POLISHBALLS WITHIN THE NATION. YAY POLSKA!! GIBS PENNY OLEKSIAK!
  • Germany-icon.pngNiemcy - A friend. We have had a long love-hate relationship with eachother. PLS HELP INTO SPACE!!!
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - You brought a pole to space? Sweeeeet!! We also can into vodka and we both hate Reichtangle-icon.png Fourth Reich Kraut, EU-icon.png EUball (mostly him) and Sweden-icon.png borkface (also mostly him). But never forget all those things you've done to me back then.
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
  • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - Plox of helpings me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beating of that Germany-icon.png Nazi kraut!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories and tanks, plox!
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Is of good friend. But why are yuo friends with Russia-icon.png Russia?
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Remember our beautiful border forever. In fact, we have one fish facing to yuor side, and one facing to my side.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. He is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy. Pizza almost good enough for me to forget about your friendship with Evil kraut...
  • Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball - Your country is beautiful, and I likings yuor tourist in your clay.
  • Japan-icon.png Japanball - I like yuor anime like Hetalia. It is us but as real-life humans!
  • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - Yeah we both got holocaust in WW2. Screw Nazi-icon.png Hitler. But stop anschlussing Palestineball
  • Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Good friend. Present day many of his people live and work in my clay. His people are the largest Asian and non-European group in my clay. And we are ancient and share similar history too!
  • Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball - I like yuor nature, But Please tell your people to stop being a cannibal.
  • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I'm sorry for not stopping Israel from torturing you. I can into recognizings you!

Neutral (Neutralni)

  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13! BUT WHY YUO GIVE ASYLUM TO THAT COMMUNIST CRIMINAL MICHNIK ? Also, AoH II is op better than HOI IV!
  • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Neutral. Ruled me and Czech-icon.png Hungary-icon.png my friends for 44 years and killed a lot of my people. But you're not as jerkie as Nazi-icon.png Stinky poo. You also hate him too. You also helped in WW2 and brought a Pole to space. So me and you have a love-hate relationship.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - You of signings treaty? Is nice, but you will still of paying for Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19.
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we have working embassies in each other so that should be okay. (But is it?)
  • Crimea-icon.png Crimeaball - YUO!!!! ARE UKRAINE!!!! AND THAT'S FINAL!!! But it might change soon
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Okay yuo little Russian kurwa or whatever yuo wanna call yuorself. Why yuo not a friend of mine? Yuo need yuor daily pierogis to calm yuorself down? Why yuo so obsessed with Russia-icon.png Vodka? AND KURWA DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YEETING ME INTO REYKJAVIK!! IT'LL WORK, BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR MY FUNERAL
  • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Nothing much I can of sayings, I'm of thinkings becoming friends with him but don't forget about Magdalena Zuk.

Enemies (Wrogowie)

  • Sweden-icon.png Annoying kurwa (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET!! I'm so glad Russia killed you in 1721. Yuo of very much deserveds of it.
  • Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - FUCK U KURWA MONSTER!!! YUO ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY POLAND IS SO POOR! YUO ARE A BIG JERK AND DON'T YUO OF EVER TRY SO NEVER COME AGAIN!! I AM SO VERYS GLAD YUO ARE OF VERY DEAD HAHAHAHA!!!
  • Kurwa-icon.png My BÖRK STEALER - KURWA. IS. NOT. YUOR. BÖRK!!!!
  • Kiribati-icon (division).png Polandball (Kiribati) - UNFUNNY NAME STEALER!!!!
  • ReichTime.png Reichtangle - KURWA DIES GÓWNO!!! REMOVE!!! YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER EXIST!!! KURWA REMOVE!!! PLEASE DON'T ANSCHLUSS ME!!!!!!! STOP TRYING TO BOSS German Empire-icon.png THIS POOR GUY AROUND!!! REMOVE!!!
  • ISIS-icon.png Stinky terrorist! - STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA!!!!! YOU WILL OF NEVER TOUCHINGS ME AND MY CLAY!!!!! REMOVE JIHADIST KEBAB!!! REMOVE!
  • Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball : NOTHING!!! YUO CANNOT STEAL LAND FROM ME!!! I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!
  • Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball - ANTI IMPERIALIST WHO HATES NIEMCY!, I HATE YOU!
  • Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball : Same with you! YOU ARE ALSO FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER!
  • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball: Biggest splitter of them all! I'm glad you were enemies with the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball though.
  • LGBT-icon.png Gays (Under PiS) - REMOVE HOMOSEX!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! HOMOSEX IS OF SCARY AND SHOULDN'T EXIST WHHHHYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - He hates me for being friends with Serbia-icon.png Serbiaball, but at least you hate the LGBT-icon.png gays.
  • Senegal-icon.png Senegalball - Never forget World Cup 2018!

How to draw

The flag you must draw for Polandball.

  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Draw the Polish flag upside down (red on the top, white on the bottom) (Tradition in Countryballs meme).
  3. Draw the eyes and you're finished.

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Red 220, 20, 60 C0-M91-Y73-K14 #DC143C

Gallery

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