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Relations and opinions
Vaticanball& John Paul-II ,
Pierogi, Sausages, Mishmash,
Weapons and futuristic tanks,
To feel noticed,
Dreams about strong Poland,
Indiana Jones, StarWars, Jurassic Park,
Video Games (CD project red),
"The Witcher" Series,
Age of Civilizations/Age of History I and II
POOR KURWA WHICH WANT TO STEAL SEA,
Begin called Pooland,
The new StarWars trilogy,
Is of importants
Spierdalaj z mojej ziemi !
This is a drama, kurwa!
I like Fire,
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Polandball, also called the Republic of
Kurwa Polandball, is a countryball located in Eastern Central Europe. He is the countryball which the comic genre is named after, and he cannot reach space for some reason. The countryball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including his capital Warsaw Pactball, giving him a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making him the 69th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, he has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants.
Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for the United Kingdomball, based on the fact that many Poles live in Great Britain. Both Germanyball and Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as a possible expansion territory.
Due to being upside-down, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesiaball and Monacoball. The solution is to draw Indonesiaball with an Asian hat or songkok and Monacoball with either sunglasses.
- 1 History
- 2 Relationships (Relacje)
- 3 Flag Colors
- 4 Gallery
Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century.
By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.
During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by Teutonic Orderball against Norse and Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.
The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought upon a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought upon new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth was the center of the Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.
When in 1569 Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new country born: the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful East European countryball.
The Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empireball, Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussiaball splitted the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A indepencent Polish govormentwas wiped out for more than 120 years.
Era of Occupation (1795-1918)
The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.
In 1806, Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussiaball and created the Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Polandball was given to the Russian Empireball.
As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Prussiaball sent his military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the Grand Duchy of Posenball.
In 1914, World War I started and German Empireball fought Russian Empireball. In this mode, Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which sliptted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)
Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Russians (that got Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poles.
In 1933, Weimar Republicball fell into Nazi Germanyball (famous for his anti-semitic actions) that decided to invade in 1939 Second Polish Republicball and the Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely
contrary to popular stereotypes, yet with the USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable. Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.
Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi Germanyball and the USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.
Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.
Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.
Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Red Army, though the German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to his population.
After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the People's Republic of Polandball was set up as a Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the PR Polandball ceded his eastern territories to the Soviet Unionball. He could eventually into Warsaw Pact.
In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Pope as Pope John Paul II, he is the first Polish Pope in history.
Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded PR Polandball's single-party rule. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.
After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach his pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.
In March 4, 2020, he got infected with COVID-19. He is still infected to this moment.
To be continued...
- Hungaryball - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! Can best friends since of Middle Ages. Both into hatings Reich kraut .
- German Empireball - I keep mistaking yuo for Reich kraut. But yuo gave me independence in 1917. Yuo're a good guy unlike your terrifying kaiser.
- Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - Other West Slavs. Against migrants like me.
- Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russiaball
- USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. I'm in his NATO alliance. There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicagoball.
Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
- UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer.
- Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrended(Oops).
- Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever! :3
- Bulgariaball - Good friends. Work together a lot.
- Indonesiaball - Can into similar flag! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity! (sees Russia nearby) OH NO HELPINGS!!! ROSJA IS COMING!!! HELP ME OF DISGUISE BY GIBINGS ME YUOR HAT!!!
- Lithuaniaball - Long live the Commonwealth!
- Canadaball - Great friend, gibs maple syrup. Most Canadians are Polish in the prairies. Full respect and love for Canadians
- Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
- Kaliningradball - Plox help me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beat of that Nazi kraut!
- South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories, plox!
- Belarusball - Is of good friend. But also into friend with Russia...
- Ukraineball - Thanks for offering help in the Huawei crisis. He and I are related in bloood, culture, language and smiles. But remember Wołyń in the past! Our past troubles are not relevant to modern era.
- Italyball -
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski!Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. He is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy.
- Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13!
- Germanyball -
Grand meanHis chancellor is of Nazi! But he gib me monies.
- Russiaball - Successor of Soviet. Although they're also Slavs, our relationship is not good enough. Ghost of his father tried to spoil of our relationships. Still wants to restore his Empire. But we both can into vodka and also equally strong hate gays and the Fourth Reich Kraut .
He also brought a Pole to space.
- Hesseball and Monacoball - Is of flag stealers, Monaco made it darker and put sunglasses!
WHY DO I HAVE A LOT OF FLAG STEALERS!!!!! KURWA. But why didn't I consider Indonesiaball as yet another flag stealer?
- North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we have working embassies in each other so that should be okay.
- Chinaball - Yuo are friend of Russiaball and yuo are also communist. ALSO I HATE ONE OF YUOR CITIES FOR STARTING COVID-19!!! But some of my people like yuo, so maybe you're not too bad
- Icelandball - Okay yuo little Russian kurwa or whatever yuo wanna call yourself. Why yuo not a big fan of me? Yuo need your daily pierogi or something to calm yuorself down? Why yuo so obsessed with Vodka? At least yuo like some of my frewns!
- Annoying kurwa (sometimes) - We may be good now, but 1629 NEVER FORGET!! I'm so glad Russia killed you in 1721.
- COVID-19 - KURWA MAĆ JAPIERDOLE!!!!! OVER 1 MILLION CASES!!! GETTINGS THIS VIRUS OFF MY CLAY!!!
- Nazi Germanyball -
Frick them, PRUSY SĄ POLSKIE, ŁUŻYCE SĄ POLSKIE, ŚLĄSK JEST POLSKI, DREZNO JEST POLSKIE, BERLIN JEST POLSKI, NORYMBERGA JEST POLSKA, MONACHIUM JEST POLSKIE, STUTTGART JEST POLSKI, FRANKFURT JEST POLSKI, KOLONIA JEST POLSKA, POMORZE TEŻ, GDAŃSK TEŻ a jak znowu spróbujecie germanizować Wielkopolskę to wpierdolimy wam gorzej niż w 1919 :), CAŁE NIEMCY SĄ POLSKIE!HE TOOK OUR PAINTINGS AND OTHER THINGS. THAT'S WHY POLAND IS POOR!
- Soviet Unionball - Ruled me for 44 years. He was a very big bully, Stay away from me! Just like the Nazi, he killed my people! 1940 Katyn, Never Forget! The only 'good' thing I can thinkings of is he helping out in WWII but after that YUO RUINED ME!!!
- Kurwaball - KURWA BORK STEALER!!! GET AWAY!!!
- Reichtangle - KURWA DIES GOWNO!!! REMOVE!!! YOU ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER EXIST!!! KURWA REMOVE!!!
- ISISball - STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA!!!!! YOU WILL OF NEVER TOUCHINGS ME!!!!! REMOVE JIHADIST KEBAB!!!
- Kingdom of Prussiaball : You split my father!
- Austrian Empireball : Same with you! You were also friends with that monster...
- Russian Empireball: Biggest splitter of them all! I'm glad you were enemies with the Soviet Unionball though.
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|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
|Membership Action Plan||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball|
|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
|Individual Partnership Action Plan||Armeniaball • Azerbaijanball • Kazakhbrick • Moldovaball • Serbiaball • Cyprusball|
|West Slavs||Czechiaball • Polandball • Slovakiaball|
|East Slavs||Belarusball • Donetsk People's Republicball • Luhansk People's Republicball • Russiaball • Ukraineball|
|South Slavs||Bosnia and Herzegovinaball • Bulgariaball • Croatiaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball • Serbiaball • Sloveniaball|
|Non-Independent Slavs||Carpathian Rutheniaball • Moraviaball • Kashubiaball • Goraniball • Sorbsball • Lemkoball •|
|Historical Slavs||Slavsball • Kyivan Rusball • Kingdom of Polandball • Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball • Great Moraviaball • Grand Duchy of Muscovyball • Tsardom of Russiaball • Russian Empireball • Czechoslovakiaball • Kingdom of Yugoslaviaball • Soviet Unionball • Yugoslaviaball • Novorossiaball|
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