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Polandball, also called the Republic of Kurwa Polandball, is a countryball located in Eastern Central Europe. He is the countryball which the comic genre is named after, and he cannot reach space for some reason. The countryball is divided into 16 voivodeshipballs, including his capital Warsaw-icon.png Warsaw Pactball, giving him a total area of 312,696 square kilometres, making him the 69th largest countryball in the world. As of 2019, he has a total population of 38,383,000 inhabitants.

Polandball is often portrayed as a naive countryball bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for the UK-icon.png United Kingdomball, based on the fact that many Poles live in Great Britain. Both Germany-icon.png Germanyball and Russia-icon.png Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as a possible expansion territory.

Polandball likes Murica-icon.png USAball and other Allies (except the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball) for help during WWII against Nazi-icon.png Nazis.

Due to being upside-down, its flag would now result in the same as Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball. The solution is to draw Indonesiaball with an Asian hat or songkok and Monacoball with either sunglasses.

History

Polish territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century.

The Kingdom of Poland Kingdom of Poland-icon.png (960-1569)

By the 10th Century, Polandball began to unify into a distinct political state under the Piast Dynastyball. The first Polish ruler, Mieszko I, adopted Catholic-icon.png Catholicism as the state religion, replacing Slavic Paganism-icon.png Slavic Pagan tradition in 966.

During Middle Ages, it participated in the crusades by Teutonic-icon.png Teutonic Orderball against Norse-icon.png Norse and Novgorod Republic-icon.png Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Polandball is one of the few countryballs that is not affected by the Black Death. The avoidance of the epidemic is attributed to Casimir the Great's decision to shut down Polandball's borders.

The Jagiellon dynastyball was established under Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Lithuanian Grand Duke Władysław II Jagiełło, forming a union between the Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Kingdom of Polandball and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball. This, however was a series of alliances, and should not be mistaken for the future Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball. Within the Jagiellon Dynasty, Polandball also began developing a feudal system. The passing of the Nihil Novi act also brought upon a period called the "Golden Liberty." The Renaissance brought upon new ideas. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the heliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal States-icon.png Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth-icon.png Earth was the center of the Universe-icon.png Universe, the theory took time to become finally official.

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Poland-Lithuania-icon.png (1569-1795)

When in 1569 Kingdom of Poland-icon.png Polandball finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon.png Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new country born: the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful East European countryball.

The Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealthball conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by the Livonian Order-icon.png Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during the1720s the Polish Succession War made the situation even more difficult. The result was the First Partition of Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Polandball, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empire-icon.png Austrian Empireball, Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball, and Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball splitted the territory of Poland-Lithuaniaball. A indepencent Polish govormentwas wiped out for more than 120 years.

Era of Occupation (1795-1918)

The Partitions of Polandball marked the beginning of over a century of foreign occupation. Almost immediately, Poles rebelled against their partitioners, especially around the early 19th century.

In 1806, France-icon.png Napoleonic Franceball started invading the Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Kingdom of Prussiaball and created the Poland-icon.png Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Poland-icon.png Polandball was given to the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball.

As the Spring of Nations swept Europe, Polandball once again took up arms in the Polish Uprising of 1848 against Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball's rule. Initially, Poles resisted with peaceful civil disobedience. However, when Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball sent his military to suppress this, a full-scale uprising began. After several battles, Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball managed to completely suppress the uprising and the Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball more integrally incorporated the France-icon.png Grand Duchy of Posenball.

Independence and the Second Polish Republic Poland-icon.png (1918-39)

In 1914, World War I started and German Empire-icon.png German Empireball fought Russian-Empire-icon.png Russian Empireball. In this mode, Poland-icon.png Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German Empire-icon.png German puppet for a couple of years, until the Germans lost. Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball declared independence and gained some land from German Empireball, which sliptted the German land to two and forming the "Polish Corridor" (Which is a reason Nazi-icon.pngNazi Germanyball was so angry of Polandball.)

Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Soviet-icon.png Russians (that got Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poland-icon.png Poles.

As a result of the Munich Agreement, Czech-icon.png Czechoslovakiaball ceded the tiny Zaolzie regionball to Polandball in 1938, which had been fought over briefly in the Polish-Czechoslovak War.

Poland-icon.png World War II Nazi-icon.png Soviet-icon.png (1939-45)

In 1933, Germany-icon.png Weimar Republicball fell into Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (famous for his anti-semitic actions) that decided to invade in 1939 Poland-icon.png Second Polish Republicball and the Gdańsk-icon.png Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. The Poles fought bravely contrary to popular stereotypes, yet with the Soviet-icon.png USSRball invading as well from the East, the fall of Warsaw-icon.png Warsawball on 28 September was ultimately inevitable.Soviet-icon.png Poland was wiped out for another 6 years.

Under the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Polandball was split into two occupation zones between Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and the Soviet-icon.png USSRball. Subsequently, Soviet-icon.png Soviet authorities purged Polish prisoners and military officers in the Katyn Massacre and deported hundreds of thousands of Polish civilians.

Underground resistance fighters in occupied Polandball established the Armia Krajowa to fight against the occupying Nazi-icon.png Germans. Considered one of the largest resistance movements of the war, Armia Krajowa effectively functioned as an entire underground state, and committed key acts of sabotage and targeted assassination.

Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball built six extermination camps during the Holocaust, which included the infamous Treblinka, Auschwitz-Birkenau, and Majdanek camps. The camps located within Polandball served as the Nazi-icon.png Reich's largest, and in total 3 million Polish Jews along with a further 2.8 million ethnic Poles were murdered.

Eventually, Polandball was "liberated" by the incoming Soviet-icon.png Red Army, though the Nazi-icon.png German occupation left a completely shattered nation in its wake. Of all countryballs in World War II, Polandball suffered the highest proportion of casualties with relation to his population.

Poland-icon.png Communist Rule Communism-icon.png (1945-89)

After the war, Poland took even more land from the dead Nazi Germanyball. The Soviet-icon.png USSRball then set up a provisional communist government in Polandball. By 1952, the Poland-icon.png People's Republic of Polandball was set up as a Soviet-icon.png Soviet satellite state. Despite widespread popular rejection, the Poland-icon.png PR Polandball ceded his eastern territories to the Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball. He could eventually into Warsaw Pact.

In 1978, a Pole, Karol Wojtyla, was elected Vatican-icon.png Pope as Pope John Paul II, he is the first Polish Pope in history.

Turmoil once again arose in the 1980s as the independent trade union Solidarity grew as a major political force. Even under government persecution and the declaration of martial law in 1981, Solidarity gradually eroded Poland-icon.png PR Polandball's single-party rule. By 1989, Solidarity triumphed and the first free, democratic elections since the end of World War II were held. The Solidarity movement heralded the collapse of Poland-icon.png PR Polandball as well as other puppet regimes throughout Eastern Europe.

Poland-icon.png Modern Day EU-icon.png NATO-icon.png (1989-)

After the Cold War ended, massive liberalizing reforms took place. Polandball relaxed freedom of press and speech and greatly increased personal freedoms. Initially, as with most other Eastern Bloc countryballs, Polandball's economy slowed down. Polandball became the first post-communist state to reach his pre-1989 levels thanks to an economic boom by 1995.

In 1991, Polandball officially joined NATO-icon.png NATOball, and in 2004 he voted to join the EU-icon.png EUball.

In March 4, 2020, he got infected with Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19. He is still infected to this moment.

To be continued...

Relationships (Relacje)

Friends (Przyjaciele)

  • Hungary-icon.png Hungaryball - Polak, Węgier Dwa Bratanki! Can best friends since of Middle Ages. Both into hatings Germany-icon.png Reich kraut EU-icon.png.
  • German Empire-icon.png German Empireball - I keep mistaking yuo for Reich kraut. But yuo gave me independence in 1917. Yuo're a good guy unlike your ReichTime.png terrifying kaiser.
  • Czech-icon.png Czechiaball and Slovakia-icon.png Slovakiaball - Other West Slavs. Against migrants like me.
  • Romania-icon.png Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russia-icon.png Russiaball
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. I'm in his NATO alliance. There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball. Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Helpful of during war, bossy when employer.
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrended(Oops).
  • Vatican-icon.png Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever! :3
  • Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - Good friends. Work together a lot.
  • Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Can into similar flag! We can into similar course of history through enduring revolutions, wars for independence and maintaining national unity! (sees Russia nearby) OH NO HELPINGS!!! ROSJA IS COMING!!! HELP ME OF DISGUISE BY GIBINGS ME YUOR HAT!!!
    • Indonesia-icon.png - Here you go, and no need to thank me!
    • Poland-icon.png - Finally that bully is of gone, here take your hat back, also happy late Birthday!
  • Lithuania-icon.png Lithuaniaball - Long live the Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Commonwealth!
  • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Great friend, gibs maple syrup. Most Canadians are Polish in the prairies. Full respect and love for Canadians
  • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
  • Kaliningrad Oblast-icon.png Kaliningradball - Plox help me! Yuo of fake Prussian, Help me beat of that Germany-icon.png Nazi kraut!
  • South Korea-icon.png South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories, plox!
  • Belarus-icon.png Belarusball - Is of good friend. But also into friend with Russia-icon.png Russia...
  • Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball - Thanks for offering help in the Huawei crisis.  He and I are related in bloood, culture, language and smiles. But remember Wołyń in the past! Our past troubles are not relevant to modern era.
  • Italy-icon.png Italyball - Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski! Good friend, of gib me pizza and is be really good! I can't into space but at least I can into supercar fame now. He is also the place where my anthem is wrote. Nice pizza guy.

Neutral (Neutralny)

  • Sweden-icon.png Swedenball - We were enemies at first but now we are of neutral. We both like PewDiePie and hate Article 13!
  • Germany-icon.png Germanyball - Grand mean His chancellor is of Nazi! But he gib me monies.
  • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Successor of Soviet-icon.png Soviet. Although they're also Slavs, our relationship is not good enough. Ghost of his father tried to spoil of our relationships. Still wants to restore his Empire. But we both can into vodka and also equally strong hate gays and the EU-icon.png ReichTime.png Fourth Reich Kraut Germany-icon.png. He also brought a Pole to space.
  • Hesse-icon.png Hesseball and Monaco-icon.png Monacoball - Is of flag stealers, Monaco made it darker and put sunglasses! WHY DO I HAVE A LOT OF FLAG STEALERS!!!!! KURWA. But why didn't I consider Indonesiaball as yet another flag stealer?
  • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - This Kurwa hates me more than I hate the Nazis, but we have working embassies in each other so that should be okay.
  • China-icon.png Chinaball - Yuo are friend of Russiaball and yuo are also communist. ALSO I HATE Wuhan-icon.png ONE OF YUOR CITIES FOR STARTING COVID-19!!! But some of my people like yuo, so maybe you're not too bad
  • Iceland-icon.png Icelandball - Okay yuo little Russian kurwa or whatever yuo wanna call yourself. Why yuo not a big fan of me? Yuo need your daily pierogi or something to calm yuorself down? Why yuo so obsessed with Russia-icon.png Vodka? At least yuo like some of my frewns!

Enemies (Wrogowie)

Flag Colors

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
White 255, 255, 255 C0-M0-Y0-K0 #FFFFFF
Red 220, 20, 60 C0-M91-Y73-K14 #DC143C

Gallery

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