|“||Ich just hate polen||”|
Polandball (officially the Republic of Polandball) is the original protagonist of Polandball and the country in which the comic genre is named after. He can't get anything in space according to the meme, even though there was a Polish cosmonaut, Miroslaw Hermaszewski. Poland is the country where vodka was invented
(though Russiaball disputes this claim).
This character is often portrayed as a naive countryball often bullied by his neighbours for partitions or annexations. Usually, he's a plumber for United Kingdom, based on the fact that many Poles live in Great Britain. Both Germanyball and Russiaball sometimes see Polandball as a possible expansion territory.
Poland territory was firstly considered inhabited by the Civitas Schinesghe, a West Slavic tribe, in the ninth century. In 966 AD this tribe get control over its own territory and became a kingdom. In this period, Poles stopped worshipping Slavic deities to start being Catholics.
During Middle Ages, it partecipated in the crusades by Teutonic Orderball against Norse and Novgorodian pagans. In the 14th century, Poland is one of the few countries that is not affected by the black death.
When in 1569 Poland finally reached a personal union with the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball since a century of tentatives, a new country born: the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball became the most powerful East European country. Nicolaus Copernicus, the discovered of the eliocentric theory, was a citizen of Poland-Lithuaniaball. Due to Papal Statesball thinking that the Earth was the center of the Universe, the theory took time to became finally official.
The Commonwealth conquered the Baltic territory, inhabited mainly by Livonian Orderball, and won against Ottomanball in 1699 in the Polish-Ottoman War. This war, unfortunately, weakened the country and during 1720s the Polish Succession War make the situation even more difficult. The result was the first Partition of Poland, in 1772, and the second Partition, in 1794, where Austrian Empireball, Russian Empireball and Kingdom of Prussiaball got all the territory formerly part of Poland-Lithuaniaball.
In 1806, Napoleonic Franceball started invading Kingdom of Prussiaball and created Duchy of Warsawball as a puppet for getting help to spread the Revolution. But this lasted just for eight years after which Poland was given to Russian Empireball.
In 1914, World War I started and German Empireball fought Russian Empireball. In this mode, Congress Polandball stopped being a Russian puppet and became a German puppet for a couple of years, until Second Polish Republicball was constituited thanks to the Paris Peace Conference.
Soviet Unionball decided to retake the Polish land after World War I, causing the Polish-Soviet War. This war quickly ended with the defeat of Russians (that got Ukrainian SSRball as additional land) and the victory of Poles.
But in 1933, Weimar Republicball fell into Nazi Germanyball (famous for his anti-semitic actions) that decided to invade in 1939 Second Polish Republicball and the Free City of Danzigball to retake the land lost during World War I. This is known as World War II.
- Hungaryball - Best friends since the Middle Ages. Both hate Reich kraut .
- Czechiaball and Slovakiaball - Other West Slavs. Against migrants like me.
- Romaniaball - Good friend, helped me during war and hates Russiaball
- USAball - Good friends. He is of cool guy. There are also many Polish immigrants in Chicagoball.
Gib NASA so I can into space!!!
- UKball - Helpful during war, bossy when employer.
- Franceball - Good wine and help me reborn but surrended.
- Vaticanball - Jan Pawel forever!
- Bulgariaball - Good friends. Work together a lot.
- Lithuaniaball - Long live the Commonwealth.
- Canadaball - Great friend, gives maple syrup.
- Argentinaball - National Day of The Pole!
- South Koreaball - Aiming to become better friends with them in future. Believes Dokdo is Korean. Gib factories, plox!
- Belarusball - Is of good friend. But also friends with Russia...
- Italyball -
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do PolskiGood friend, of gives me pizza and it's really good!
- Germanyball -
Grand meanHis chancellor is Nazi! But he gibs me monies.
- Russiaball - Successor of Soviet. Ghost of his father tried to spoil our relationships. Still wants to restore his Empire. But we both can into vodka and also equally strong hate gays, Fourth Reich Kraut and Ukraineball.
He also brought a Pole to space.
- Indonesiaball, Hesseball and Monacoball - Sneaky little flag stealers!
- Nazi Germanyball -
Fuck them, PRUSY SĄ POLSKIE, ŁUŻYCE SĄ POLSKIE, ŚLĄSK JEST POLSKI, DREZNO JEST POLSKIE, BERLIN JEST POLSKI, NORYMBERGA JEST POLSKA, MONACHIUM JEST POLSKIE, STUTTGART JEST POLSKI, FRANKFURT JEST POLSKI, KOLONIA JEST POLSKA, POMORZE TEŻ, GDAŃSK TEŻ a jak znowu spróbujecie germanizować Wielkopolskę to wpierdolimy wam gorzej niż w 1919 :), CAŁE NIEMCY SĄ POLSKIE!TOOK OUR PAINTINGS AND OTHER THINGS. THAT'S WHY POLAND IS POOR! NOT CUZ WE SUCK!
- Soviet Unionball - Ruled me for 44 years. He was a very big bully.
- Ukraineball - Remember Wołyń! Gib Lwów, Stanisławów and Tarnopol!
Also, Remember 2012?
- Reichtangle - KURWA DIES SHIET!!!
- ISISball - STAY AWAY FROM ME! KURWA!!!!!
- Russiaball -
- Czechball - Brother
- Slovakiaball - Brother
- Belarusball - Daughter
- Ukraineball - Son
- Sloveniaball - Sister
- Croatiaball - Brother
- Bosniaball - Brother
- Serbiaball - Brother
- Montenegroball - Brother
- Kosovoball - Brother
- Macedoniaball - Brother
- Bulgariaball - Brother
- Lithuaniaball - ex-Wife
- Poland-Lithuaniaball - Grandfather
|Founders||USAball • Canadaball • Icelandball • UKball • Franceball • Portugalball • Italyball • Belgiumball • Netherlandsball • Luxembourgball • Denmarkball • Norwayball|
|Joined during the Cold War||Greeceball • Turkeyball • West Germanyball ( Germanyball since October 1990) • Spainball|
|Joined after the Cold War||Polandball • Czechiaball • Hungaryball • Sloveniaball • Slovakiaball • Romaniaball • Bulgariaball • Lithuaniaball • Latviaball • Estoniaball • Croatiaball • Albaniaball • Montenegroball • North Macedoniaball|
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|Intensified Dialogue||Georgiaball • Ukraineball|
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