Relations and opinions
John III Sobieski, Remove Kebab
|Preceded by||Succeeded by|
|Kingdom of Polandball, Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball||Russian Empireball,|
Is of importants
Can into space?
Alcohol: Slivovitz łącka, Mead, Beer from Lwówek,
Crown of the Kingdom of Poland and the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball,
known after 1791 as just the Commonwealth of Polandball, Poland-Lithuaniaball,
was a countryball
that arrived coming down the mountain side in central Europe. His parents were Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and the Kingdom of Polandball. During the 16th and 17th centuries, it claimed the clay of several Eastern European countries, including Russian Empireball's clay.
He only managed to hold control of Moscowball for two years and got soon driven out by a siege. They managed to remove kebab and fight off the Ottoman Empireball in 1683 by playing the Winged Hussars song, which created the largest calvary Kebab removing in history. Poland-Lithuaniaball died in 1795 because Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball, and Austrian Empireball partitioned him.
In the Polandball universe, Poland-Lithuania represents Polandball's and Lithuaniaball's early teenage to young adult years. He is considered as either the father or grandfather of Polandball, whom he is not very proud of. Poland often dreams of abandoning his miserable job as a plumber and reunite the Commonwealth.
- Tsardom of Russiaball - Even though he kinda gets mad at me for 1605, and I get mad at him for him teaming up with Sweden to attack me, he was also the one I could handle. So, you're ok I guess.
- Kingdom of Hungaryball - Is of good ally, we both removed Kebab
- Holy Roman Empireball - We also removed Kebabs
- Serbiaball - If I was still around, you would be my best friend. Why? Look at my other friends, we all remove Kebab!
- Papal Statesball - Pope
- Israelcube - Thanks for spreading Jews!
- USAball - Two of my officers (Tadeusz Kościuszko and Kazimierz Pułaski) helped him in his fight for independence, and he's also friends with my son. Honestly, I barely even know him but whatever.
- Polandball - My son. He really misses me because I was of stronk. Don't worry son! Soon I will come and kick Russia's ass for you!
Seriously, he's very irrelevant
- Lithuaniaball - My daughter who also misses me. Unfortunately, she and Polandball keep fighting over who owns Vilniusball.
- Duchy of Courland and Semigalliaball - vassal
- Duchy of Prussiaball - vassal 2
- Franceball - Meddled with those pesky Kebabs, but Napoleon helped gib independence!
- Electorate of Saxonyball - We were in a personal union but you gave me worst dynasty ever, it was really horrible.
- DID YUO JUST ATTACK MY SON?!! - WHAT THE F*CK?!! YOU INVADED MY SON FOR THE JEWS!!! YOU KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS FOR NO REASON?!!! F*CK YUO!!!!
- Russian Empireball - Although he's a good kebab remover, and he hates Sweden, but NEVER FORGET 1795!!!! HE TOOK MY EASTERN CLAY!! But I occupied Moscow for 2 years hehe...
- Prussiaball - NEVER FORGET 1795! HE TOOK MY WESTERN CLAY!
- Swedish Empireball - WE DEFEATED YOU TWICE but with high casualties tho KURWA!
- Ottoman Empireball - STOP TRYING TO INVADE EUROPE REMOVE KEBAB FROM EUROPE OR ELSE WE WILL BOMB CONSTANTINOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Got destroyed at Vienna
- Iranball - ALSO KILLING JEWS IN YOUR CLAY BUT STOP CALLING ME A DICKHEAD!
- Austrian Empireball - YOU FUCKING BACKSTABBER! I SAVED YOU FROM KEBAB AND YOU HELPED PRUSSIA AND RUSSIA IN KILLING ME! HOW DARE YOU!!!
- Cossack Hetmanateball - HOW DARE YOU REBEL AGAINST ME, we made an agreement but then Russia came and you changed sides kurwa mać.
- Crimean Khanateball - YOU RAIDED ME AND SUPPORTED THE COSSACK REBELLION!
- Teutonic Orderball - STOP STEALING MUH NORTHERN CLAY IN LIVONIA!!!!
- Mongol Empireball - Stopped his invasion with my best przyjaciel!
|Counties||Alytusball • Kaunasball • Klaipėdaball • Marijampolėball • Panevėžysball • Šiauliaiball • Tauragėball • Telšiaiball • Utenaball • Vilnius Countyball ( Vilniusball) • Samogitiaball|
|Former entities||Migrants from East (Prehistoric Europeans)• Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball • Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball • Republic of Lithuaniaball (1918-40) • Lithuanian SSRball ( Soviet Unionball)|