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'Poland-Lithuaniaball, or Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthball, or Rzeczpospolitaball' was a countryball in eastern Europe. His parents were Grand Duchy of Lithuania-icon Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball and the Kingdom of Poland-icon Kingdom of Polandball. During the 16th and 17th century, it claimed the clay of several Eastern European countries, including Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball's clay.

He only managed to hold control of Moscow-icon Moscowball for two years, and got soon driven out by a siege. They managed to remove kebab and fight off the Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball in 1683 by playing the Winged Hussars song, which created the largest calvary Ottoman-icon Kebab removing in history. Poland-Lithuaniaball died in 1795 because Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussia-icon Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball ambushed and gang-raped him. Polandball and Lithuaniaball broke up so he will probably not come back. Poland-Lithuania represents Poland and Lithuania during their early teenage to young adult years.  

Relationships

Friends

Neutral

  • France-icon Franceball - Meddled with those pesky Kebabs, but Napoleon helped gib independence!
  • HRE Saxony-icon Electorate of Saxonyball - We were in a personal union but you gave me worst dynasty ever, it was really horrible.

Enemies

  • Russian-Empire-icon Russian Empireball - NEVER FORGET 1795!!!! HE TOOK MY EASTERN CLAY!! But I occupied Moscow for 2 years hehe...
  • Kingdom of Prussia-icon Prussiaball - NEVER FORGET 1795! HE TOOK MY WESTERN CLAY!
  • Swedish Empire-icon Swedish Empireball - WE DEFEATED YOU TWICE but with high casualties tho KURWA!
  • Ottoman-icon Ottoman Empireball - STOP TRYING TO INVADE EUROPE REMOVE KEBAB FROM EUROPE OR ELSE WE WILL BOMB CONSTANTINOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Got destroyed at Vienna
  • Austrian Empire-icon Austrian Empireball - YOU FUCKING BACKSTABBER! I HELPED YOU KILL Ottoman-icon KEBAB AND YOU KILLED ME! HOW DARE YOU!!!
  • Cossack Hetmanate-icon Cossack Hetmanateball - HOW DARE YOU REBEL AGAINST ME, we made an agreement but then Russia came and you changed sides kurwa mać.
  • Crimean Khanate-icon Crimean Khanateball - YOU RAIDED ME AND SUPPORTED THE COSSACK REBELLION!
  • Teutonic-icon Teutonic Orderball - Invited him once to help remove kebab, he then built Malbork on my clay and wouldn't leave.
  • Mongol Empire-icon Mongol Empireball - Stopped his invasion with my best przyjaciel!

Gallery

Quotes

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell Ottoman! (From No Idea Animation)

Then the winged hussars arrived!!! (Sabaton Winged Hussars) 

Sabaton - Winged Hussars (Lyrics English & Deutsch)

Sabaton - Winged Hussars (Lyrics English & Deutsch)


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