Puerto Ricoball

Puerto Ricoball Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball: Bola Boriké : Estado Libre Asociado de Puerto Ricobola
←    1493 (Spanish Empireball), December 10, 1898 - Present
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General information
Government	Unincorporated Territory of USAball
Personality	Hospitable, Hispanic, Supportive, Brave, Industrious, Friendly, Fearful, Prideful, Forgetful, Clumsy, Smart and Wise, Ladysman, Joyful, homophobic, and Likes to Party
Language	Spanish Taíno English
Type	Latin-American
Capital	San Juanball
Affiliation	USAball USAball's sons
Religion	Christianityball Roman Catholism (Main) Protestantism Santería
Relations and opinions
Friends	Spainball Gib Statehood Philippinesball Cubaball Dominican Republicball Haitiball Mexicoball South Koreaball Justin Bieber UKball Floridaball Texasball New York Cityball DCball (bro i know how it feels to not have statehood)
Enemies	ISISball North Koreaball DCball Ricardo Rosello (Renunciate!) colombiaball (i'm movie you not)
Likes	Geometry Dash Despacito Bad Bunny Ozuna Daddy Yankee Luis Fonsi Rum Platano Financial Stability West Side Story Alexandria Occasio-Cortez Ricky Martin Faceblock Wisin Baseball Sofrito Padastro Justin Bieber capitalism 👦 his siblings 👧 👪 Family Hermano Adoptive hermana Hermano Padre Mofongo Japanball South Koreaball Con Calma Chayanne
Dislikes	Crime, Hurricanes, unemployment, terrorists, mantenidos, and not being allowed by USAball to freely trade Donald Trump (He barely gib any assistance), Earthquakes
Historical information
Preceded by	Spanish Puerto Ricoball
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes, with astronaut Joseph Acabá but with USAball's help
Börk	Ja Ja, Despacito Despacito, 51st 51st,Echale Echale
Food	Bananas, Parcha, Cocina Criolla, Bubble Tea (now)
Status
Commonwealth of USAball (I hate being a territory though. And I'm still trying to join with Gringo as a US State.) Protesting all around the world for the worst Governor Ricky Rosello to resign.
Notes
Despacito

“	I am of next US state!	”
	— Puerto Rico

“	Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito	”
	— Puerto Rico singing Despacito

Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While he doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, he is very close to his two siblings Cubaball and Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving her a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, he has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricans moving to mainland USA due to recent hurricanes like Hurricane Maria and Irma.

Due to being a territory of USAball, he is not able to join any international organizations. However, he does host a few of USA's bases, which help give NATOball influence in the Caribbean.

His national day is June 10th.

Puerto Rico is usually very nice to anyone, but he gets very mad if he gets confused with Cubaball. He can also get very cocky. He is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spainball due to USAball not letting him into America. Sometimes. He's getting flirty. Sometimes he forgets he's not an independent nation...

History

Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid people were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the Arawak and Saladoid tribes. In 1493 the File:Genova-icon.png genovese captain Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the 3ball natives had died. The Spanish Empireball finnally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of the spanish empire. The island was a important military base. Puerto Rico remained a part of Spainball long after the napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire Spanish Empire to collapse. Then USAball went on a quick tour to La Havana and the ship exploted. USAball blamed Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploted and USAball invaded Cubaball, Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the Ministry of War and USAball generals, so USAball gave them a civilian goverment. In 1917 they became US citizens and since them a lot of the popultation is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.

Fun facts

• Puerto Rico has the most clay of all US territories and even has more land than two US states. In other words, he is the largest territory.
• Puerto Ricoball copied his look from Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.
• Puerto Rico isn't just an island, but rather an archipelago.
• 70% of USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball.
• San Juan is the oldest European-founded city in all of the US (and territories).
• He has a bioluminescent bay.
• If you include Spanish Empireball, Puerto Ricoball is actually older than USAball.
• His name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port.
• He has another referendum to decide whether he can into state or independence. He has chosen to become a state.
• He didn't get into America. So now he wants to be anschlussed by his mother again.
• He got hit by Hurricane Irma and Hurricane Maria. After those hurricanes, he almost died but because he was ignored he has secretly becomed a despacito zombie

Relationships

Friends

• Cubaball - Mi communist hermano, he wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like him.
• Dominican Republicball - Another hermano, We play beisbol together.
• Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
•  Mexicoball - I barely talk to her, she and I are in good terms, her culture and food is pretty popular. But she can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you media hermana!
•  Floridaball - Mi biological hermana, where Disney, beaches and alligators are there.
• United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago. Anschluss.
• British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant. Anschluss.
• New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and his ancestry es en mi clay.
• Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise
• Navassa Islandball - I watch over him from Haitiball.
• Philippinesball - Asian adoptive hermana that likes Despacito so much unlike PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!

Neutral

•  USAball - Adoptive papa. He doesn't want me to be a state. Why? *cries*
•  Texasball - Rebellious nephew y hijo de  USAball and  Mexicoball. Please secede so I can join statehood.
• South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought her evil brother. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! She is my music rival. SHE WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?

Enemies

• Venezuelaball - He needs help, sorry.
• DCball - The capitol he has wont let me become a state. But i know he wants statehood too.
• North Koreaball - TODO POR LA PATRIA!

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