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Bad Bunny Ozuna
West Side Story
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South Koreaball Con Calma
|Spanish Puerto Ricoball|
Is of importants
Can into space?
Protesting all around the world for the worst Governor Ricky Rosello to resign.
|“||I am of next US state!||”|
|“||Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito||”|Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball, officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While he doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, he is very close to his two siblings Cubaball and Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving him a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, he has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricans moving to mainland USA due to recent hurricanes like Hurricane Maria and Irma.
His national day is June 10th.
Puerto Rico is usually very nice to anyone, but he gets very mad if he gets confused with Cubaball. He can also get very cocky. He is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spainball due to USAball not letting him into America. Sometimes. He's getting flirty. Sometimes he forgets he's not an independent nation...
Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid people were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the Arawak and Saladoid tribes. In 1493 the File:Genova-icon.png genovese captain Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the 3ball natives had died. The Spanish Empireball finnally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of the spanish empire. The island was a important military base. Puerto Rico remained a part of Spainball long after the napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire Spanish Empire to collapse. Then USAball went on a quick tour to La Havana and the ship exploted. USAball blamed Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploted and USAball invaded Cubaball, Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the Ministry of War and USAball generals, so USAball gave them a civilian goverment. In 1917 they became US citizens and since them a lot of the popultation is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.
- Puerto Rico has the most clay of all US territories and even has more land than two US states. In other words, he is the largest territory.
- Puerto Ricoball copied his look from Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.
- Puerto Rico isn't just an island, but rather an archipelago.
- 70% of USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball.
- San Juan is the oldest European-founded city in all of the US (and territories).
- He has a bioluminescent bay.
- If you include Spanish Empireball, Puerto Ricoball is actually older than USAball.
- His name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port.
- He has another referendum to decide whether he can into state or independence. He has chosen to become a state.
- He didn't get into America. So now he wants to be anschlussed by his mother again.
- He got hit by Hurricane Irma and Hurricane Maria. After those hurricanes, he almost died
but because he was ignored he has secretly becomed a despacito zombie
- Cubaball - Mi communist hermano, he wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like him.
- Dominican Republicball - Another hermano, We play beisbol together.
- Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
- Mexicoball - I barely talk to her, she and I are in good terms, her culture and food is pretty popular. But she can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you media hermana!
- Floridaball - Mi biological hermana, where Disney, beaches and alligators are there.
- United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago.
- British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant.
- New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and his ancestry es en mi clay.
- Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise
- Navassa Islandball - I watch over him from Haitiball.
- Philippinesball - Asian adoptive hermana that likes Despacito so much
unlike PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!
- USAball - Adoptive papa. He doesn't want me to be a state. Why? *cries*
- Texasball - Rebellious nephew y hijo de USAball and Mexicoball. Please secede so I can join statehood.
- South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought her evil brother. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! She is my music rival. SHE WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito?
- Venezuelaball - He needs help, sorry.
- DCball - The capitol he has wont let me become a state. But i know he wants statehood too.
- North Koreaball - TODO POR LA PATRIA!