I am of next US state (and my secret name is Despacitoball)
PuertoRico-icon Puerto Rico
Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
PuertoRico-icon Puerto Rico singing Despacito

Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball, officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an independent country unincorporated territory of USA-icon USAball living in the Caribbean. While he doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, he is very close to his two siblings Cuba-icon Cubaball and Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital San Juan-icon (Puerto Rico) San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving him a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, he has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricans moving to mainland USA due to recent hurricanes like Hurricane Maria and Irma.

Due to being a territory of USAball, he is not able to join any international organizations. However, he does host a few of USA's bases, which help give NATO-icon NATOball influence in the Caribbean.

His national day is June 10th.

Puerto Rico is usually very nice to anyone, but he gets very mad if he gets confused with Cuba-icon Cubaball. He can also get very cocky. He is also thinking more every day about returning to live with Spain-icon Spainball due to USA-icon USAball not letting him into America. Sometimes. He's getting flirty. Sometimes he forgets he's not an independent nation...

Fun facts

  • Puerto Rico has the most clay of all US territories and even has more land than two US states. In other words, he is the largest territory.
  • Puerto Ricoball copied his look from Cuba-icon Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.
  • Puerto Rico isn't just an island, but rather an archipelago.
  • 70% of USA-icon USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball.
  • San Juan is the oldest European-founded city in all of the US (and territories).
  • He has a bioluminescent bay.
  • If you include Spanish-Empire-icon Spanish Empireball, Puerto Ricoball is actually older than USA-icon USAball.
  • His name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port.
  • He has another referendum to decide whether he can into state or independence. He has chosen to become a state. 
  • He didn't get into America. So now he wants to be anschlussed by his Spain-icon mother again.
  • He got hit by Hurricane Irma and Hurricane Maria. After those hurricanes, he almost died.



  • Cuba-icon Cubaball - Mi communist hermano, he wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like him. HAVANA UN NA NA!!!.
  • Dominican-icon Dominican Republicball - Another hermano, We play beisbol together.
  • Haiti-icon Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
  • Mexico-icon Mexicoball - I barely talk to her, she and I are in good terms, her culture and food is pretty popular. But she can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you media hermana!
  • Florida-icon Floridaball - Mi biological hermana, where Disney, beaches and alligators are there.
  • VirginIslands-icon United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago. Anschluss.
  • British Virgin Islands-icon British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant. Anschluss.
  • NYC-icon New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and his ancestry es en mi clay.
  • Navassa Island-icon Navassa Islandball - I watch over him from Haitiball.
  • Philippines-icon Philippinesball - Asian Hermano that likes Despacito so much unlike South Korea-icon PSY. Muchas Gracias!!!


  • USA-icon USAball - Adoptive papa. He doesn't want me to be a state. Why? *cries*
  • Texas-icon Texasball - Rebellious nephew y hijo de USA-icon USAball and Mexico-icon Mexicoball. Please secede so I can join statehood, also I like your BIDI BIDI BOM BOM!!!
  • South Korea-icon South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought her North Korea-icon evil brother. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! She is my music rival. SHE WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS


  • Venezuela-icon Venezuelaball - He needs help, sorry.
  • WashingtonDC-icon DCball - He won't make me a state because he wants to become the 51st State. FUCK YOU!


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