
General information
Government

Personality
Capital
Affiliation
Religion
Relations and opinions
Enemies
Likes
Despacito
Bad Bunny Ozuna
Daddy Yankee
Luis Fonsi
Rum
Platano
Financial Stability
West Side Story
Alexandria Occasio-Cortez
Ricky Martin

Wisin
Baseball
Sofrito



👦 his siblings 👧
👪 Family




Mofongo


Chayanne
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Is of importants
Can into space?
Börk
Food
Status
Protesting all around the world for the worst Governor Ricky Rosello to resign.
Notes
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“ | Despacito, Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito | ” |
Despacitoball Puerto Ricoball , officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Ricoball, which means "Rich Port" in Spanish, is an
independent country unincorporated territory of USAball living in the Caribbean. While he doesn't have any neighbours due to being an island, he is very close to his two siblings
Cubaball and
Dominican Republicball. The territory is divided into 78 municipalities (counties), including his capital
San Juanball located in the Northeast, giving her a total area of 3,515 square miles. As of 2018, he has a population of about 3.195 million inhabitants and decreasing due to the large amounts of Puerto Ricans moving to mainland USA due to recent hurricanes like Hurricane Maria and Irma.
Due to being a territory of USAball, he is not able to join any international organizations. However, he does host a few of
USA's bases, which help give
NATOball influence in the Caribbean.
His national day is June 10th.
Puerto Rico is usually very nice to anyone, but he gets very mad if he gets confused with Cubaball. He can also get very cocky. He is also thinking more every day about returning to live with
Spainball due to
USAball not letting him into America. Sometimes. He's getting flirty. Sometimes he forgets he's not an independent nation...
History
Between 3000 and 2000 BCE the Ortoiroid people were the first people to inhabit Puerto Rico. In between 430 BCE and 1000 AD the
Arawak and
Saladoid tribes. In 1493 the File:Genova-icon.png genovese captain
Christopher Columbus landed on the island. By 1550 many of the
3ball natives had died. The
Spanish Empireball finnally annexed Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico was a key part of
the spanish empire. The island was a important military base.
Puerto Rico remained a part of
Spainball long after the
napoleonic invasion of Spain, which caused almost the entire
Spanish Empire to collapse. Then
USAball went on a quick tour to
La Havana and the ship exploted.
USAball blamed
Spainball because tensions were really high when it exploted and
USAball invaded
Cubaball,
Philippinesball and Puerto Ricoball. For 2 years Puerto Rico was controlled by the
Ministry of War and
USAball generals, so
USAball gave them a civilian goverment. In 1917 they became
US citizens and since them a lot of the popultation is pushing for Statehood and in November the 3rd of 2020 Puerto Rico voted if to change it's status for the fifth time.
Fun facts
- Puerto Rico has the most clay of all US territories and even has more land than two US states. In other words, he is the largest territory.
- Puerto Ricoball copied his look from
Cubaball to show support to the Cuban and Puerto Rican wars for independence.
- Puerto Rico isn't just an island, but rather an archipelago.
- 70% of
USAball's rum comes from Puerto Ricoball.
- San Juan is the oldest European-founded city in all of the US (and territories).
- He has a bioluminescent bay.
- If you include
Spanish Empireball, Puerto Ricoball is actually older than
USAball.
- His name wasn't always Puerto Rico. Before the Spanish came, it was called "Boriké" and then it was called San Juan Bautista and the capital was called Puerto Rico. Jealous of the name the capital had, he decided to switch it. However, it doesn't make sense for an archipelago to be called Puerto Rico as it means Rich Port.
- He has another referendum to decide whether he can into state or independence. He has chosen to become a state.
- He didn't get into America. So now he wants to be anschlussed by his
mother again.
- He got hit by Hurricane Irma and Hurricane Maria. After those hurricanes, he almost died
but because he was ignored he has secretly becomed a despacito zombie
Relationships
Friends
Cubaball - Mi communist hermano, he wanted me to be independent. Also I can into inverted flags like him.
Dominican Republicball - Another hermano, We play beisbol together.
Haitiball - Mi nearby primo, Gave aid to him after the 2010 earthquake.
Mexicoball - I barely talk to her, she and I are in good terms, her culture and food is pretty popular. But she can't beat DESPACITO!!! Anyways, proud of you media hermana!
Floridaball - Mi biological hermana, where Disney, beaches and alligators are there.
United States Virgin Islandsball - Part of the Puerto Rican archipelago.
Anschluss.British Virgin Islandsball - USVI's brothers. They're irrelevant.
Anschluss.New York Cityball - Yo love your Broadway shows! Mi favorite es Hamilton, porque Lin-Manuel Miranda es there, and his ancestry es en mi clay.
Colombiaball - We do much business together, both legal and otherwise
Navassa Islandball - I watch over him from Haitiball.
Philippinesball - Asian adoptive hermana that likes Despacito so much
unlike. Muchas Gracias!!!PSY
Neutral
USAball - Adoptive papa. He doesn't want me to be a state. Why? *cries*
Texasball - Rebellious nephew y hijo de
USAball and
Mexicoball. Please secede so I can join statehood.
South Koreaball - They bring over Samsung and play LOL. I fought her
evil brother. However, DESPACITO ES MAS VIEWED THAN GANGNAM STYLE AND BOY WITH LUV NOW! JAJAJAJAJAJA! She is my music rival. SHE WENT FARTHER THAN ME IN TERMS OF MUSIC RANKING THANKS TO BTS. And also, what the hell is Baby Shark and why does it get more views than Despacito? and what is Dynamite?
Enemies
Venezuelaball - He needs help, sorry.
DCball - The capitol he has wont let me become a state. But i know he wants statehood too.
North Koreaball - TODO POR LA PATRIA!
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