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Québecball is a province of Canada-icon Canadaball which speaks French, directly descending from New France-icon New Franceball and so from France-icon Franceball. He makes the 80% of the world's maple syrup and tries desperately to gain independence, but can't decide if he really wants it. He likes to give headaches to Canada.

History

In 1608 Kingdom of France-icon French Empireball discovered him, a 3-icon native. Due to the preference of the French to live in Europe rather than on this other side of the world where the winters are pains, almost nobody settled in the huge territories of New-Franceball. And so the population grew slowly, until the french got (most of) their shit together, around 1663. Eclipsed by other colonies in size, and ignored by Kingdom of France-iconFranceball who was busy in Europeball's clay, UK-icon British Empireball conquered him with a lack of luck and a limited french and native opposition (which still caused monstrous human damage to him), and annexed him in 1759. Filthy loyalists from Thirteen Coloniesball then came, took half of the New-French territories, named "Canadaball". Meanwhile, in 1838, Québecball tried to revolt, kick out UKball and create a Republic, but the plan failed. Later, they had two (failed) referendums for independence. (If you disagree about his nation status, he'll stab you with a very sharp hockey stick made out of maple syrup candy).

He developed Poutine and Queue-de-castor in his food laboratory but he never managed to develop a French cuisine because of his horrible British habits.

Romantic, he sometimes looks on the eastern horizon saying : "one day will come my own time"...

Rapports(Relations)

La Francophonie/ Les alliés

  • France-icon Franceball - Mémé!!! J'promête-vous qui un jour je deviendra d'un powerful  PAIS francophonie en l'Ameriques... Mais suis je sufficientment adulte pour vivre independentment? à quoi cela ressemble-t-il?? Aidez moi! merci beaucoup de me donner Nicolas et Pimprenelle!
  • Paris-icon Parisball - (Cri) Pourquoi Notre Dam?!
  • Louisiana-icon Louisianaball - Sœur petite. Tu n'êtes pas si mauvais en fait.
  • New Brunswick-icon New Brunswickball - Votre accent est encore pire que le mien, mais vous avez toujours beaucoup de fruits de mer.
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - Je suis celui qui l'a influencé avec la culture canadienne! 
  • Ontario-icon Ontarioball - Esti d'loyaliste! 
  • Russia-icon Russiaball -  Le nom de son chef sonne comme une poutine.
  • Belarus-icon Belarusball - La Russie d'aime
  • Argentina-icon Argentinaball - Ma mère t'a écrasé dans le football honhonhon

Ennemis de l'état

Il peut haïr n'importe qui s'il en a envie.

  • UK-icon UKball - Merci de m'avoir colonisé....... 
  • Canada-icon Canadaball - VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE²! (Charles De Gaulle)
  • USA-icon USAball - Allez au diable l'Amérique ...
  • Ontario-icon Ontarioball - GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!

How to draw

  1. Draw a circle
  2. Color background sky Blue (RGB: 0, 36, 150)
  3. Draw a white cross
  4. Draw four fleur-de-lis in the four blue spaces, but you can draw white crosses if you're lazy
  5. Add eyes and done.

Citations

  • "Poutine"
  • "Vive La France!"
  • "Caliss d'esti de saint ciboire!"
  • "VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!!!"
  • "LES MALOUINES SONT ARGENTINES!!!
  • "Merci Beaucoup Mon Amie"
  • "Colis d'esti d'tabarnak d'épais d'anglo a marde!!!" 

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