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Guten Tag... anchuluss

Reichtangle (German: Reichteck) is the main antagonist from the Polandball comics. He is a countryball character representing the future EU-icon.png Viertes Reich, or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.

On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the German Empire-icon.png Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.

He is a tall, slender character with small white dots for eyes. He tends to loom over his peers and thoroughly creep them out. He's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countries. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" his "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil", "insane", or "demonic", but, really, he's just like a patriot, serving his country.

History

Main article: German Empireball
Look into my eyes, do you see compromise? Your collective demise will see our rise! I can't back down now, I'll look a clown now!

Reichtangle was probably created after the split of Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (The products were Germany-icon.png East Germanyball, Germany-icon.png West Germanyball, and ReichTime.png Reichtangle)

Reichtangle Now

Some scientists have speculated that he might be a being emanating from Germanyball and the EUball, and also coming from the Fourth dimension, thus explaining his anachronistic and otherworldly appearance. When he awoke to the modern world he sought out his successful father Germany-icon.png Germanyball and helped him (possibly with metaphysical powers) shape a new persona: EU-icon.png EUball. It MUST be noted that said persona, while dominant now, may occasionally hallucinate seeing the Reichtangle in the mirror... and it is subtly believed that, someday, EU-icon.png EUball may fall asleep... and never wake up.

How to summon Reichtangle

There is a game based on this by Wassuper26. It is scientifically proven Reichtangle can be summoned by annoying Germanyball. The best way to do that is asking him for anything until he can no longer take it. Another way to summon Reichtangle is by not paying your debts to EUball. Eventually, he will be forced to reveal his true self become Reichtangle to force you to pay up. However, you may end up summoning Merkelreichtangle if you use the EU to summon Reichtangle.

The second way to summon him is to do the reich ritual... To do this,you must draw a tall rectangle with the colour red.Then surround it with red 6 candles and after that place voodoo dolls of former German states.Then after that say Anschluss 3 times,eventually a portal from the 2nd dimension will appear and that will release the Reichtangle.

Flag Color

Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
Black 0,0,0 C63-M52-Y51-K100 #000000
White 255,255,255 N/A #FFFFFF
Rosso Corsa 221,0,0 C4-M89-Y100-K1 #DD0000

Relations 

Friends/Freunde

None Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But he managed with some countries.

Enemies/Fiende

  • Universe-icon.png Universeball - Ich will of takings over yuo...
  • UK-icon.png UKball - Zey vere good freunds until Belgium got between zem. Zey schtill get along, zough..... YOU STUPID ISLAND! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE OF COLONIES! YOU RUIN SCHLIEFFEN PLAN! FUK YOU!
  • France-icon.png Franceball - Natural enemies. I partially like his fazher/mozher, but zey fight a lot...Stepmozher... Anschluss victim...
  • USA-icon.png USAball - Vhy did ich even vant to be allied viz Mexicoball...?
  • Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
  • Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just vorzhless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anschluss victim...
  • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of ze shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen! Another anschluss victim...
  • RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and ich let you leave...
  • Poland-icon.png Polandball - Mein favorite anschluss victim... Anschluss!!!
  • Other anschluss victims such as Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball, Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball, Austria-icon.png Austriaball, and Czech-icon.png Czech Republicball... ANSCHLUSS THEM...ANSCHLUSS THEM ALL!!!!!!!!
  • Greece-icon.png Greeceball - PAY DEBT!!!!!! OR ELSE YOU VILL BE ANSCHLUSSED!!!!! SO, VÖRK UND PAY DEBT NOW!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD ONE JOB!! AND THAT WAS TO STAY NEUTRAL. WHY YOU MARRY KAISER'S SISTER BUT YOU JOIN TRIPLE ENTENTE????
  • Yemen-icon.png Yemenball - Yuo stole mein flag...ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
    • Yemen-icon.png: I Didn't Steal your Flag.
  • Egypt-icon.png Egyptball - Yuo also stole mein flag. ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
  • Sealand-icon.png Sealandball - More flag stealers... ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
  • Republic of Upper Volta-icon.png Republic of Upper Voltaball - I WILL ANSCHLUSS YUO ALL IF YOU CANNOT STOP STEALING MY FLAG!!!!!!
  • Kurwa-icon.png Kiribati-icon.png Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - Yuo guys are Polen. ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
    • Kurwa-icon.png - STOP CALLING ME SHABDKOSH!!!!! I AM NOT SHABDKOSH!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
    • Kiribati-icon.png - ME NEITHER!! STOP THINKING I'M POLAND!!!!

Quotes

  • "Guten tag ..."
  • "Reich zeit!"
  • "Bitte."
  • "Anschluss?"
  • "Hallo...!"
  • "GET AVAY."
  • "Polen... Itz zat time"
  • "ha ha A.U. cannot into SQUARE"
  • "ANSCHLUSS ZEIT!"
  • "Guten tag, Polen. ANSCHLUSS!"

How to draw

Drawing Reichtangle is simple:

  • Divide the rectangle in three rectangles (don't take them apart).
  • Color them black(for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom)
  • Draw the eyes as white dots, and you are finished.

Gallery

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Polandball Wiki has a gallery of artwork, comics, gifs and videos of Reichtangle.

Click here to see it.


See also


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