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“
Guten Tag... anchuluss
”
Reichtangle (German: Reichteck) is the main antagonist from the Polandball comics. He is a countryball character representing the future
Viertes Reich, or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.
On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the
Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.
He is a tall, slender character with small white dots for eyes. He tends to loom over his peers and thoroughly creep them out. He's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countries. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" his "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil", "insane", or "demonic", but, really, he's just like a patriot, serving his country.
History
- Main article: German Empireball
“
Look into my eyes, do you see compromise? Your collective demise will see our rise! I can't back down now, I'll look a clown now!
”
Reichtangle was probably created after the split of
Nazi Germanyball (The products were
East Germanyball,
West Germanyball, and
Reichtangle)
Reichtangle Now
Some scientists have speculated that he might be a being emanating from Germanyball and the EUball, and also coming from the Fourth dimension, thus explaining his anachronistic and otherworldly appearance. When he awoke to the modern world he sought out his successful father
Germanyball and helped him (possibly with metaphysical powers) shape a new persona:
EUball. It MUST be noted that said persona, while dominant now, may occasionally hallucinate seeing the Reichtangle in the mirror... and it is subtly believed that, someday,
EUball may fall asleep... and never wake up.
How to summon Reichtangle
There is a game based on this by Wassuper26. It is scientifically proven Reichtangle can be summoned by annoying Germanyball. The best way to do that is asking him for anything until he can no longer take it. Another way to summon Reichtangle is by not paying your debts to EUball. Eventually, he will be forced to reveal his true self become Reichtangle to force you to pay up. However, you may end up summoning Merkelreichtangle if you use the EU to summon Reichtangle.
The second way to summon him is to do the reich ritual...
To do this,you must draw a tall rectangle with the colour red.Then surround it with red 6 candles and after that place voodoo dolls of former German states.Then after that say Anschluss 3 times,eventually a portal from the 2nd dimension will appear and that will release the Reichtangle.
Flag Color
Color Name
RGB
CMYK
HEX
Black
0,0,0
C63-M52-Y51-K100
#000000
White
255,255,255
N/A
#FFFFFF
Monza
221,0,0
C4-M89-Y100-K1
#DD0000
Relations
Family
Germanyball - Father who wished I never come back.
Austriaball - Somewhat uncle (who secretly admires mich!).
Nazi Germanyball - Grandvazher und cultist who vorships mich as Gott und Vaterland (I might have been created from him).SIEG HEIL!
EUball - Ja baby... I'm back to Anschluss some
homophobic Untermensch...
Friends/Freunde
Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But he managed with some countries.
Omskbird - Mein best freund... forever.
Trilluminati - Mein triangle friend. Yuo are better than that
Asian bootleg of you!
Indonesiaball - Another Polen that wear Songkok/Kopiah. but I like him for 3rd President in mein true form's clay.
Ottomanball - A gutt Kebab freund zat hates everyone I hate und can into oil.
Austria-Hungaryball - Mein Comrade.
Austriaball - Loves me. Respect....
Croatiaball - Even Ich need a little break in the Balkan coast... I like right wing politics... Du be wise to be right wing and women leadership.
Nazi Germanyball - SIEG HEIL, MEIN FUHRER!!
6ball and
Sentineleseball - Yuo are izh my best partners. WE CAN ALL ANSCHLUSS THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!
Germanyball - I'm inside zis body. He knows me vell.
Soviet Unionball - Was of created after I put communism in the Russian Empire. But can into vodka.
Enemies/Fiende
Universeball - Ich will of takings over yuo...
UKball - Zey vere good freunds until Belgium got between zem. Zey schtill get along, zough..... YOU STUPID ISLAND! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE OF COLONIES! YOU RUIN SCHLIEFFEN PLAN! FUK YOU!
Franceball - Natural enemies. I partially like his fazher/mozher, but zey fight a lot...Stepmozher... Anschluss victim...
USAball - Vhy did ich even vant to be allied viz Mexicoball...?
Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just vorzhless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anschluss victim...
Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of ze shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen! Another anschluss victim...
Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and ich let you leave...
Polandball - Mein anschluss victim... Anschluss!!!
- Other anschluss victims such as
Luxembourgball,
Switzerlandball,
Austriaball, and
Czech Republicball... ANSCHLUSS THEM...ANSCHLUSS THEM ALL!!!!!!!!
Greeceball - PAY DEBT!!!!!! OR ELSE YOU VILL BE ANSCHLUSSED!!!!! SO, VÖRK UND PAY DEBT NOW!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD ONE JOB!! AND THAT WAS TO STAY NEUTRAL. WHY YOU MARRY KAISER'S SISTER BUT YOU JOIN TRIPLE ENTENTE????
Yemenball - Yuo stole mein flag...ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
Egyptball - Yuo also stole mein flag. ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
Kurwaball - Yuo are Polen. ANSCHLUSS!!!!!
Quotes
- "Guten tag ..."
- "Reich zeit!"
- "Bitte."
- "Anschluss?"
- "Hallo...!"
- "GET AVAY."
"ha ha A.U. cannot into SQUARE"
- "ANSCHLUSS ZEIT!"
How to draw
Drawing Reichtangle is simple:
- Divide the rectangle in three rectangles (don't take them apart).
- Color them black(for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom)
- Draw the eyes as white dots, and you are finished.
Gallery
See also
The Land of Immigrants Federal Anschluss Republic of Germoney Germany: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
States
Baden-Württembergball •
Bavariaball
•
Berlinball •
Brandenburgball •
Bremenball (
Bremerhavenball) •
Hamburgball •
Hesseball •
Lower Saxonyball •
Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball •
North Rhine-Westphaliaball •
Rhineland-Palatinateball •
Saarlandball •
Saxonyball •
Saxony-Anhaltball •
Schleswig-Holsteinball •
Thuringiaball
Former entities
Migrants from South (Prehistoric Europeans) •
Germaniaball •
Saxonsball •
Franksball •
East Franciaball •
Holy Roman Empireball •
Kingdom of Prussiaball •
North German Confederationball •
German Empireball •
Weimar Republicball •
Nazi Germanyball •
ReichRawr •
Saar Protectorateball •
Reichtangle •
West Germanyball/
East Germanyball
Über alles in der welt! PAY DEBTS NAO!!!
Or else...