In the Yugoslav wars, he almost took over all of Bosniaball, but after he mortared Sarajevoball a third time, NATOball began bombing his most important pieces of clay. Eventually he was integrated into his worst enemy, but given lots of power in the government. He is planning to leave Bosnia in 2019 and either join Serbia or become his own country. He also makes lots of good war songs, for example.
- Serbiaball - My dad. I wanna be just like him, taking out the kebab. Uklonite Kebab iz prostorija! Srpska jaka!
- Russiaball - Hates NATOball and is a friend of Serbiaball. He sent soldiers to fight for me even though he was weak during the 1990's.
- Montenegroball - My good but lazy uncle.
- Greeceball - Removes kebab as well. She also sent soldiers to fight for me during the Yugoslav wars.
- Chetnicksball - Volunteers who fought for me during Yugoslav Wars. Also they are very patriotic and want to be new Serbian Army, oh yeah and removing kebab!
- Romaniaball - A good friend of my dad and a good kebab remover.
- NATOball - Why yuo bomb my dad and uncle! You bomb me as well. Idiot!
- Bosniaball - Worst countryball! Remove kebab and Cevapi! Gib independence! 1995 best day of my life. XAXAXAXA yuor clay stink.
- Albaniaball - Stop bullying my dad! Remove Shqip kebab! Kosovo is his!
- USAball - Main terrorist bomber of Serbiaball! Why you bomb him?! Why you bomb me as well?! Apologize right now, this minute!
- UNball - Why yuo not letttings me join Serbiaball?!
- Turkeyball - Tried to make me muslim in middle ages. Worst enemy of Moj Tata. REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES. or strong contry can. albania can FUCK him stink muslim f@gs. hahahaha. TURKS ARE IDIOT AND WEAK! croatia is so weak... macedonia is poop... Turks are assholes and stink the most stupid and smelly pigs. or country da one best Karadzicu presiden of Serbia. FUCK bosniaks Ottomans all of they stink. we will never forgive middle ages. stink and stupid otomans invaded us, removed pork and they reached hungrary. stupid turks they fucked us we will smell those guys... hahahaha BOSNIA IS ROTTEN POOP. yuo should die albania. and of course, 2pac is alive in our country. TURK STINK AND FUCKING COUNTRY. or white eagles will help da serbs to kill turk. NO MUSLIMS!!!
- Croatiaball - My other uncle. I hate him, as he tried to kill my dad!