Rhodesiaball was a dominion of UK-icon UKball and later an unrecognized independent republic located in southern Africa.


Rhodesiaball was born as an 8-icon 8ball and was adopted by UK-icon UKball in 1890. Rhodesia declared unilateral independence from his father who, just 42 years earlier, allowed him to govern his people's own affairs. Independence was declared due to his father trying to force black majority rule against his will. A republic led by Ian Smith was set up in 1965 with little international attention or friends to call on during the Bush War with the exception of Union of South Africa-icon Union of South Africaball, Israel-icon Israelcube and Portugal-icon Portugalball (until the end of the dictatorship in 1974) in the partially successful fight against communism. In 1979 an internal solution took place and Rhodesiaball altered his name to Zimbabwe Rhodesiaball and from his death one year later he handed power over to his rebellious son also of 8ball heritage, Zimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball who as of the present day is trying to wipe out his fathers colonial past in his native clay.



  • Union of South Africa-icon Union of South Africaball - Best friend! We fought side to side and supported each other through our struggle. Unfortunately, we failed...
  • Portugal-icon Portugalball - Helped me with during the war in Mozambiqueball, allowed exports and imports, and a mission in Lisbon! Maybe if you lasted longer things would be different. R.I.P. Salazar
  • Israel-icon Israelcube - Good pal, you refused sanctions against me
  • Malawi-icon Malawiball - Thanks for not following sanctions!
  • Pahlavi Iran-icon Pahlavi Iranball - You did not follow the economic sanctions against me! Thank you!!


  • 8-icon 8ball - Look, whites and blacks are different okay? If I grant you majority rule things will fall apart. But a sincere thanks to the blacks who fought the Bush War.
  • USA-icon USAball, Australia-icon Australiaball, and New Zealand-icon New Zealandball - Thanks for sending Vietnam War volunteers to fight in the bushes with me, but you could've not followed Dad and stood up for me!


  • UK-icon Perfidious Albion - NO MAJORITY RULE EVER! This garbage island was my father but in decolonization he would've wrecked me! How you like me declaring independence from Elizabeth? HAHAHA!
  • UN-icon UNball - Useless clowns who called me an illegal racist government and sanctioned me on the orders of their dictator friends!
  • Zimbabwe-icon Zimbabweball- This bastard killed me and dismantled everything I once had! What's that? I was the breadbasket of Africa while you're starving and your currency is worthless paper? So much for the freedom that Mugabe promised.
  • Mozambique-icon Mozambiqueball - Stupid commie, get away from me!!
  • China-icon Chinaball - Disgusting communist! You funded ZANU! It's your fault Mugabe got his way!!! REMOVE FAKE CHINA!!!
  • Soviet-icon Soviet Unionball- Another filthy commie who funded ZAPU, go away damnit!!


How to draw

Draw Rhodesiaball isn't very difficult:

  1. Divide the basic circle shape into three vertical stripes, green, white and green
  2. Draw the coat of arms of Rhodesia in the center
  3. Draw the eyes and you've finished.

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