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| “ | Какой больной посылает младенцев драться со мной? (What sick man sends babies to fight me?) | ” |
| “ | Мы не ценим то, что у нас есть, пока он не исчезнет. Свобода такова. Это как воздух. Когда он у тебя есть, ты этого не замечаешь. (We don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. Freedom is like that. It's like air. When you have it, you don't notice it.) | ” |
—
 Boris Yeltsin, 1st president of Russia |
| “ | Привет, товарищ! (Hello, friend!) | ” |
— Russiaball
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| “ | Нужно быть неискренним и обещать то, что вы не можете выполнить. Таким образом, вы либо должны быть дураком, который не понимает, что вы обещаете, или намеренно лгать. (One has to be insincere and promise something which you cannot fulfill. So you either have to be a fool who does not understand what you are promising, or deliberately be lying.) | ” |
—
 Vladimir Putin |
| “ | Вы знаете, в Россия, автомобиль водит вас! (You know, in Russia, car drives you!) | ” |
—
 Russiaball giving a tour of his clay |
Russiaball, Has a Youtuber that impersonates MrBeast (Russian: Россиябол) officially called Suka Blyat empire 
Soviet 2.0Communist Land of Vodka Russian Federationball, is the 
USA's worst enemy in his entire life a Remove Kebab Slavic countryball in both Eastern Europe, and Northern Central and East Asia. Its clay borders the Arctic Ocean to the North, 
Azerbaijanball, 
Chinaball, 
Georgiaball, 
Kazakhbrick,
Abkhaziaball,
South Ossetiaball, 
Mongoliaball, and 
North Koreaball to the South, the Pacific Ocean and just off the coast of 
Alaskaball to the East, and 
Belarusball, 
Estoniaball, 
Finlandball, 
Latviaball, 
Ukraineball, and 
Norwayball to the West. If you count the 
Kaliningrad Oblastball, it also borders 
Polandball and 
Lithuaniaball (The most borders of any countryballs!) But according to Russiaball, he has 16 borders between countryballs since he supports the independence of South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball. The countryball is divided into 85 federal subjectballs, including their capital 
Moscowball which acts as one of the federal cityballs including 
Saint Petersburgball and 
Sevastopolball, giving him a total area of 6,612,073 square miles, making it the largest countryball in the world, even larger than 
Plutoball and South America Continent, and as of 2020, it has a population of 146.749 million inhabitants, making it the most populous nation in Europe, and as of 2019, the 9th most populated nation on Earth.
After its father Soviet Unionball died (still a Soviet but with a different colour) and all of its siblings separated, Russiaball took matter into its own hands and created many Eastern-based organizationballs to counter against the Western world, such as 
CISball, 
CSTOball, and 
Eurasian Unionball. Russiaball also has a supranational union with its sibling Belarusball, and has a permanent seat in the 
UNball security council.
It is often thought of as a potential Military superpower, due to the fact of how STRONK it is. (RUSSIA IS VERY STRONG XAXAXAXA-) He also can into COVID-19 cure, which is called Sputnik V(reference to The Sputnik Satellite) .
Also, Its national day is December 25.
History
The Rise of Rus 
(900s-1055)
In the 6th century, 
Ancient Slavs inhabited the lands that are now Russiaball. On these lands Slavs based 2 biggest rus' cities at that time: Novgorodball in the north and 
Kievball in the south. Novgorod was a well-developed, strong, very warlike and unruly city, Novgorodians fought with all nearby tribes. In the late of 9th century citizens of Novgorodball invited 
Vikings to the cityball. "Our land is large and abundant, but there is no order in it", said Novgorodians to them and asked them to become rulers of the Novgorodball. The Vikings agreed. New rulers united southern Kievball and northern Novgorodball and forged them into a nation called 
Kievan Rusball. Slowly, Viking rulers adopted native customs and language and were assimilated into Russian society.
In 988, he converted to Orthodoxy. Kievan Rusball began trading with 
Byzantiumball. After 1054 when Kievan Rusball's ruler Yarolslav the Wise died, he broke up into a federation of princedoms.
The Mongol Era (1223-1505)
Meanwhile, Europe was attacked by -wait for it- 
the Mongols! At first, they destroyed towns and massacred the inhabitants but later let the Russian principalities rule themselves as long as they paid tribute.
"
Lord Novgorodball the Great" (her favourite nickname) however was not invaded, under the knight called Alexander Nevsky, but she wisely decided to voluntarily submit to the Mongol Empireball. While under the Mongols, Lord Novgorodball the Great decided to annex surrounding territory (in Russiaball annexing territory is a national sport equal to drinking) and his ruler became the prince of Moscow in 1263. But it did not stop there, his next rulers also gradually kept annexing large amounts of territory, slowly becoming larger and stronger.
Ivan III (1462 - 1505) removed Mongol in 1480 ceasing to be a slave. He also annexed territory. The last independent parts of Russiaball were annexed by her son Vasili III thus Russiaball gradually became complete.
Tsardom of Russia (1533-1721)
In 1547 he became 
Tsardom of Russiaball. In the 16th century Russiaball had far more contact with western Europe. Many European craftsmen came to work in Russiaball, 
Englandball began trading by sea with him.
In 1533 Ivan the Terrible inherited the throne of Russiaball, he was crowned Tsar (derived from the Roman Caesar). He also expanded Russiaball territory annexing clay drinking and annexing are the joy of Rus mostly from the remains of Mongol Empireball, After that glorious period, Ivan became increasingly paranoid degenerating into a tyrant. He killed his own son. He died in 1584. His other son, Theodore, died in 1598 without leaving an heir and Russiaball entered a period of turmoil.
In 1603 a pole man aka "The False Dmitry" claiming to be Ivan the Terrible's youngest son Dmitry appeared. In reality, Dmitry died in 1591. He then raised an army and conquered Moscow in 1605. But he was replaced by Prince Vasily Shusky in 1606. Russiaball then descended into anarchy "It's of every vodka for himself!" until a man named Michael Romanov was made tsar of Russiaball, starting the era of the Romanov dynasty that would last for 300 years.
In 1645, Michael Romanov was succeeded by his son, Alexis the Most Gentle. During his reign, the Ukrainians, who were ruled by the Poles, sought protection from Russia. This event started The Deluge where 
Poland-Lithuaniaball lost more than half of its population, you had it coming! In 1667 Russia gained all of the Ukraine east of the Dneiper, Kiev and Smolensk.
In 1682 the famous Peter the Great became Tsar. He was determined to bring Russia up to date and turn it into a European nation. In 1696-97 he travelled to the west. He built a navy and in 1696 he captured Azov from 
kebab. Peter encouraged foreign trade, the translation of foreign books into Russian, the building of factories (peasants were conscripted to work in them), introduced the Julian calendar, reformed the Russian government and administration, introduced western dress, and banned the Russian nobles (boyars) from wearing beards. When the patriarch died in 1700 Peter refused to replace him. Instead, he formed a body called a Holy Synod to head the Russian Orthodox Church.
The church was made subordinate to the Tsar and was meant to serve him. Peter also founded a port in northwest Russia called St Petersburg. The new city was built in the years 1703-1712. Vast numbers of peasants were conscripted to do the work and many thousands of them died because of the harsh conditions. Peter also imposed heavy taxation on his people.
In 1700 Peter the Great went to war with 
Swedenball in what became known as The Great Northern War. ( Polandball and 
Denmarkball were his allies). In 1700 the he was defeated at Neva. However in 1709 Swedenball invaded Ukraineball and were crushed at the Battle of Poltava. In 1721 he made peace with Swedenball gaining Estonia and land around the Gulf of Finland. (
Ingriaball)
However Peter was less successful against the kebab. In 1710 he went to war with them but in 1711 his army was defeated and he was forced to make peace. He was forced to return Azov.
☦︎ Russian Empire of Vodka ☦︎ (1721-1917)
In 1721 Russia became the 
Russian Empireball. After Peter the Great's death in 1725 a few other boring rulers came. But then in 1762 came another Russian jewel: Catherine the Great.
Catherine was German, but she loved Russia with all of her heart. Under her reign, The Russian Empireball has reached such heyday as under the rule of Peter the Great. Under Catherine's rule Russian Empireball continued to expand his clay. She fought a successful war with kebab in 1768-1774. As a result, Russian Empireball gained land by the Black Sea and in 1783 took Crimea. kebab lost even more territory after a war in 1787-1791.
In 1772, Russian Empireball, 
Kingdom of Prussiaball and 
Austrian Empireball helped themselves to a slice of Polandball each. Russian Empireball and Kingdom of Prussiaball helped themselves to more Polandball each in 1793. Finally in 1795 Russian Empireball, Kingdom of Prussiaball and Austrian Empireball divided up what was left of Polandball between them. By the time Catherine died in 1796 Russia was very powerful.
Russian Empireball later fought against with the 
German Empireball and Ottomanball with the help of 
Franceball, 
UKball, and 
Japanese Empireball Also, While fighting in the Osowiec Fortress. German Empireball released a gas attack, killing the Russian's 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th armies. Then, the remaining 80th and 13th armies surprised the German's 14 bayonets, causing them to retreat. The Russian Empire resembles the weakness of the Russian people. To this day, Russia hates the empire.
☭ The Golden Era of Communism ☭ (1903-1939)
- Main article: Soviet Unionball
Soviet Unionball was born in 1903 as Bolshevikball, which became 
Russian SFSRball, after the 1917 Russian Revolution. Russian SFSRball had to defeat the traitorous White army. They emerged victorious in 1922, and attempted to spread communism into the former territories of their father's empire, creating 
Ukrainian and 
Byelorussian SSRballs. But Polandball was able to stop communism's advance into Europe, for a while...
On 1st September 1939, 
Nazi Germanyball invaded Polandball's clay, followed by Sovietball on the 17th of September, splitting Polandball's clay up. Around this time, Sovietball was setting up gulags in 
Siberiaball(note that 0.9% of all gulag criminals were sentenced to more than 10 years of imprisonment, and 90% of people in there were accused of illegible crimes[examples: murder, rape, theivery]) and kidnapping other countryballs who lived near them: like Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, and 
Moldovaball, turning them into communist SSRballs. They then tried to negotiate with Finlandball to let them annex 11% of Finlandball's clay, which they refused. The reason Sovietball had tried negotiating was because they found out Finlandball was already chums with Germany, and they didn't want St. Petersburg, known as the cultural capital of Russia, to be in Finnish hands. So the army then invaded, but were stopped by the more prepared Finns. Yet Sovietball Won the war and took 11% of Finlandball's still surrendered clay to them at the end because of the huge number of casualties and damage.
World War II (1941-1945)
In 1941, Nazi Germanyball broke the Non-Aggression pact and invaded Sovietball's clay, this movement is called Operation Barbarossa (Barbararossa is from the name of the earliest German emperors). Naziball besieged Leningrad, and was only 1 kilometer from Moscow by December 1941, but was forced back because of the Russian winter. The more prepared Sovietball took advantage of the delay by launching a counter-offensive in the spring, and they had also gathered intel that Romanian forces were overstretched and had limited supplies. Then Nazi Germanyball tried to take the Caucasus Mountains (For oil because they ran out of oil because the winter froze the oil during battles).After insane battles, the Soviets surrounded Nazi Germanyball's forces, trapping them. Then the Russians pushed westward and liberated many cities.
Nazi Germanyball was defeated at the battle of Kursk, afterwards being thrown back, with Sovietball liberating 
Minskball, Kievball, 
Warsawball, and reaching 
Berlinball by February 1945, when Nazi Germanyball committed suicide. Not shortly after, Sovietball declared war on Japanese Empireball, who surrendered to USAball because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombing in September 1945, ending WW2.
Cold War (1947-1991)
After World War II, Sovietball installed communist governments in many of the Eastern European countryballs they had liberated, such as 
PR Hungaryball, 
SR Romaniaball, and PR Polandball. The part of Nazi Germanyball's clay they had occupied was given to their adoptive son 
East Germanyball in 1949. USAball was afraid and jealous of the rise of commulisum, so an iron curtain descended across Europe, beginning a war without hardly using millitary- the Cold War.
Sovietball's foe - 
NATOball was created, so Soviet made the 
Warsaw Pactball in response. In 1950, Sovietball helped North Koreaball in the Korean War, but after a lot of brutal battles, North Koreaball failed to unie Korea. Then, Soviet put down rebellions by East Germanyball and 
Hungaryball. Later, USAball lost a proxy and embarrasing war to 
North Vietnamball in 1975 because of North Vietnam's trained camouflage in the woods.
In 1957, Sovietball sent Sputnik I into space, starting the Space Race between themselves and USAball, sending an Russian astronaut Yuri into space in 1961, but lost being first into moon when USAball got there in 1969.
In 1968, Sovietball started a nuclear power program in 
Kazakh SSRbrick clay (Modren day Kazakhbrick), by spying on USAball. This caused some problems with USAball in 1962 when Sovietball placed nuclear missiles on the newly-communist 
Cubaball's clay, leading to the Cuban missile crisis. However, in 1986 the Chernobylball disaster made Sovietball more cautious of this destructive technology. besides just an incident
By 1989, Sovietball's economy could no longer function properly and started to decline, and he was forced to withdraw from 
Afganistanball's clay. In 1989 their Warsaw Pactball members started to leave. In 1990 Lithuaniaball was the first to succeed and so did Estoniaball and Lavitaball. In 1991 Russiaball (Yeltsin) also decided to abandon communism ways and staged a coup. The Soviet Unionball ultimately collapsed the same year, releasing all other states. The states are:
- Armeniaball
- Azerbaijanball
- Belarusball
- Estoniaball
- Georgiaball
- Kazakhbrick
- Kyrgyzstanball
- Latviaball
- Lithuaniaball
- Moldovaball
- Russiaball
- Tajikistanball
- Turkmenistanball
- Ukraineball
- Uzbekistanball
Da Motherland is not yet lost! (1992-Present)
After removing the Soviet icon, Russiaball first behaved more lightly. But after the war in 
Chechnyaball, Russiaball pulled himself together and started to build a new life.
In 2014, Russiaball returned his son - 
Crimeaball - to their clay, despite the fact that almost rest of the world was against it. Russiaball has been modernizing himself to become maybe even stronger than his Father used to be. Even with disputes with essentially every countryball in the world, Russiaball will stay stronk forever.
P.S. Russiaball celebrated his 29th birthday on December 25, 2020 (Christmas of 2020).
Flag Colors
Main Colors
| Color Name | RGB | CMYK | HEX | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| White | 255, 255, 255 | N/A | #FFFFFF | |
| Blue | 0, 57, 166 | C100-M66-Y0-K35 | #0039A6 | |
| Red | 213, 43, 30 | C0-M80-Y86-K16 | #D52B1E | |
Relationships
Друзья (Friends)
- Algeriaball - Best North African Friend, He supports me on Assad and Buys a lot of my weapons. Nice guy.
Although I think you're a little too harsh on France - Chinaball - Best friend, Best trading partner, Both Can Into Removing Capitalist Pigs!!!! Congratulations on having President Xi for Life. 习近平万岁! EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK 2018! IT SHOWS THOSE BASTARDS THAT THE FAR EAST ISN'T JUST CONTROLLED BY ME! I HAVE GOOD NEWS! WE CAN INTO VACCINE!. We will win against this f***ing virus, my dear friend. We are both neighbouring countries!
- Angolaball - Another friend since Soviet Times, I helped him out during his multiple personality disorder
- Abkhaziaball -Independent! I recognized him and protect him against Georgiaball, BFF!
- Argentinaball - Thank you for demostrating the double moral of those westerns during the Crimean crisis! Also, the Malvinas are yours.
- Armeniaball - A loyal friend in the Caucasus region (perhaps only friend there really). Adorable comrade and I proudly recognize the genocide. I accept your marriage with Vietnamball.
- Belarusball - The best friend and little sister. Love her ♥ so much. Ты хочешь на мне жениться She is jealous of me! THANK YOU FOR HOSTING THE PARADE FOR ME! I WILL HELP YOU OUT WITH YOUR WESTERN PROTESTERS!!! I BEG YOU! I WILL SAVE YOU ONCE ITS RIGHT.
- Beninball - One of my good African friends. Friends since Soviet.
- Boliviaball - The anti-imperialists are now making a comeback again! Xaxaxa!!!!!!! Fuck You Jeanine Áñez!!!!!!! B****!!! ***hole and Mother****er!!!!!!!
- Brazilball - Well, they are a part of BRICS, add vodka in their cocktails, and hate the German devil, so why not? but Unfortunately he wants to remove my friend, Venezuelaball
- Burundiball - Anti-Imperialist African Friend who support me on Crimea and Syria.
- Bulgariaball - Brother and one of my best friends. Even if Bulgariaball is in NATO and EU. But this makes him confused.
- Cambodiaball - Good friend of Chinaball and is also really friendly with me, we are doing a lot of economic projects together and thank you for voting against the Crimea Resolutions.
- Central African Republicball - Been sending mercenaries to help him
- Chileball - He's a good guy. I sent some people over to help him with his bad wildfire.
Why don't you join BRICS xaxaxa - Comorosball - Little Islamic islands friend.
- Croatiaball - Slavic cousin with magnificent beaches You lost to France but still played hard enough to beat me in the Football World Cup 2018. Very good friends actually.
- Cubaball - I'm so sorry about the loss of Fidel Castro, hope we can be true buddies in the future. Both supporting Venezuela
- Denmarkball - My good Viking friend. I helped him in some of his wars.
You are a good comrade unlike your useless irrelevant brothers.But hey, I also like your other brother Icelandball - Egyptball - One of my historic African allies that Recently went insane, relationships since
I helpings him to remove kosher when I was of USSRlong time of both helpings each other out, always of visiting Egyptball in vacation, he is makings me room in his new canal, of supporting Christianity in there helped him in his canal war. He also supports me on Syriaball and his government is similar his, of likings him and He is also giving me military bases and intends to help me to be a gateway to Libyaball, cause he was independent and anti-imperialist policy earned him enthusiastic support from the Communist government of the USSR.Sorry but I don't support you in the dam project though. - Eritreaball - Although he is crazy, he is one of my closest African allies and we get along and I give him economic support, I'll make sure my buddy, Sudanball keeps an eye on you just in case.
- Eurasian Unionball - Great Russia's son. this is better than that sissies club.
- Franceball - My friendly
crybabyFrance. I like his wine, and he likes my Absolute Vodka. Was a WW1 and WW2 ally. i also like your baguettes and frog legs. They like my pancakes and borscht. WINE AND VODKA 4 LIFE!!!! But 1812 never forget and B E C O M M U N I S T ! DA!? - Gaddafiball - Rest in Peace my Good Friend.
- Germanyball - He's OK I guess. We both like teasing Poland. We are good drinking buddies too. BEER AND VODKA 4 LIFE!!!! But 1941 never forget and B E C O M M U N I S T ! DA!?
- Greeceball - A Very Good Orthodox friend. You and me are now okay and I like you because we are now restoring cooperation.
- Guineaball - We gib him Weapons, also friend during Soviet Times.
- Hezbollahball - We are kicking ass in Syriaball and removing Fake Syria and Goat f***ers.
- Hungaryball - Despite being in NATOball and EUball, he doesn't hate me and we generally get along. We of having two common enemies.
Whenever you leave the EU, join my club, plox!He is twin brother of Khanty-Mansiball. - Icelandball - Unlike his shitty Nordic brothers, he loves me and supports me. I gib fish and support to the fishermen and both of us s**** on Ukraine all day.
- Indonesiaball - COMRADE! Were good friends since the old days. We are of sharing weapons and military equipment. Thanks for the generous friendship and sorry for my plane's crash in 2012. Both can into Muslims but why yuo Reconized Crimeaball as part of Bitch!!. I promise to keep commies off your land, brother! Spasibo... and FIFA banned and disqualified yuo from 2018 and thats Weird?
cyka Bylat.... - Iranball - I know in the 19th century we were enemies and also times of Soviet, but now we are of best friends and I like him, he also me. We are Strategic Allies, who knows who this works. Your capital Tehran is very big and cultureful I like it. Xaxaxa and We have problems with this pig and his NATO.
- Iraqball - Helped him against ISIS, and he is also a good friend.
- Jamaicaball - A good friend. I have cooperated with him and my Foreign Minister visited him.
- Kazakhbrick - My brother. Kazakhbrick sometimes lets me use his lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody he wants removed. Is of good Kebab. Nah bro I ain't mad you are friends with this guy. As long as your economy is strong.
- Kyrgyzstanball - Good kebab friend, we can into CSTOball.
- Laosball - Good friend and one of the BEST buddies.
- Lazy Town - I will lash against those who hate this show
- Lebanonball - I have a special relation with him. He says he likes my rockets and you're not a capitalist pig. I helped you during your explosion and chaos, and we both hate Israelcube
- LNRball and DNRball - I'll protect you from Nazi Idiot!
- North Macedoniaball - Thanks for making me your friend!
- Malaysiaball - I helped him into space and I sell him arms and weapons so we are cool.
- Monacoball - A microstate that likes me.
I kind of want some of that money. - Mexicoball - We both are good friends and he buys my weapons. He also don’t like America as well.
- Mongoliaball - Good Trading Partner and Friend but 1237 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!! *shakes with fear* but yes revenge in 1480!!! *Out of breath*
- Myanmarball - Chinaball and I support you on the Rohingyas and He buys a lot of my Weapons.
- Nauruball - Little island friend who recognizes South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball.
- Netherlandsball - You love me and supports me and Both of us hate Ukraine for Crimea. After you left the EU known as Nexit, I make you a 9th Russian District :).
- : Ja, but im not Hate Ukraineball for Crimeaball in Real life.
- : Why?! oh Yes i know yuo are still part of Sissie Club Right?
- : Ja then i will make a Nexit Soon!
- Nicaraguaball - Anti imperialist friend in Central America.
- North Koreaball - Old friend from Soviet times But please shut up about your nukes or I will remove you with my mightiness. Wait, you removed nukes? Oh...ok then. You also recognize Crimeaball as mine and support me on Syriaball. WAIT YOU DIDN’T REMOVE NUKES EVERYONE HIDE WORLD WAR 3 EMINENT!!!
- Omanball - Recognizes Crimea as me
- Pakistanball - In the soviet we used to not really get along but nowadays you buys lot of weapon from me and i understand that have problem with me being friends with Indiaball at least I'm fine with you and you also have problem with this idiot. Also I'm sorry about what my father did in the Afghan war. You and Indiaball can into being my friends. :)
- Palestineball - His president was a KGB member in 1984. And this guy is an anti western. I usually help him against that fucking Zionist.
- Philippinesball - Duterte is best president! Finally buying military weapons from me instead from Burger. Also, June 12 is me and little comrade's special day! Russia day for me and independence for her.
i did not mean to cause chernobyl - Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary lol...... He invented my favorite drink: Vodka. We can in vodka and if you think all I'm known is for teasing you Remember this video. I also took one of your little Poles to space during Soviet times and we both hate Dick sucking fool, borkface and EUball. But I'm sorry for what happened back then.:(
- Quebecball - YOU ARE FOREVER INDEPENEDENT
AND MINEIN MY MIND!!! GO OUT THERE AND HAVE SOME FUN MY FRIEND!!!! - Saudi Arabiaball - We are no longer hostile anymore. :) Please be nicer to Iran though
- SCOball - Closest thing so far to a military alliance between me and Chinaball.
- Serbiaball - You're a good brother and a friend! He and I are the most important Slavs in the universe. As he says Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona. I say Нас и россиян - 300 миллионов, а без россиян - полтруса! We are the best brothers in the universe and we can counter NATO!
- Slovakiaball - like Hungaryball, he can into NATOball and EUball but we still generally get along.
- Somaliaball - You may be crazy, but at least you withdrew recognization of crimea of Ukraine to me! Thanks!
- South Africaball - Can into BRICSbricks and also great trading partner and friend.
- South Koreaball - We are now good friends thanks to the President Moon Jae-in. And many of yuo are in my clay too. but yuo still be a burger puppet
Be vodka puppet instead! XAXAXAPlease watch over your brother... *shakes with fear* Uh we don't care that much but Nokdundo is mine. - South Ossetiaball - I will Protect you from Georgiaball. You can get independence!
- South Sudanball - Anti Imperialist African Friend
because I’m always watching him... - Sovietball - I miss my great and wise father along with the good old days.
One day he will return! xaxaxaxaxa.But don't persecute religions, especially not Orthodoxy. - Sudanball - One of my best friends in Africa, he recently visited me and is offering me a military base, thanks for supporting me on Crimeaball.
- Syriaball - Will of helping him get through his NATO-engineered civil war on top. I will defend you from
PindosiyaAmerica and NATOball. Also will remove that evil ISIS rat, and that evil fake parasite. - Tajikistanball - Indo-Aryan Military Ally.
- Transnistriaball - I will protect you from Moldovaball and their Romanian nationalists. (But follow your flag and actually turn communist)
- Turkmenistanball - While he is not a military ally since he is neutral, the two of us generally get along and he is an oil supplier.
- Thailandball - My best destination. There are a lot of Russian tourists that like to go Thailand and we are friends since 18th century.
- Ugandaball - Good African Friend a̶n̶d̶ ̶W̶e̶ ̶h̶u̶n̶t̶ ̶H̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶T̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶!
- Uzbekistanball - Turkic Friend and Good Kebab. He was wary of recognizing but now he does and we restarted Military Cooperation
- Venezuelaball - Great South American Friend who recognizes Crimea, Abkhazia and South Ossetia. Hating the Pig, he reminds me of me back in the day, and all the fun times I had with Ukraine.
- Vietnamball - Good friend. I built him a submarine system to protect him, since he's also my father's friend. but stop calling me Soviet, am Russia. Soviet is of my past self.
Soon Soviet will return, Comrade...but is of being burger puppet and keeapitalist pig. - Western Saharaball - Unofficial Friend thanks for recognizing South Ossetiaball. Although I support Moroccoball's claim but I might officially recognize yuo in the future......
- Zimbabweball - Anti Imperialist African friend, also friend since soviet Times, probably my closest African Friend along with Sudanball.
Друго-враги/Нейтрален (Frenemies/Neutral)
- Albaniaball - Fool, who picks on my good friendski Serbiaball
and let me don't worry I will anschluss you..KOSOVO IS SERBIA! But sometime remember the old friendship I had with this guy... Even made a movie about his hero Skanderbeg in Soviet time. Our trade is good, relations starting to improve, he holds a significant Eastern Orthodox minority and hating Stinky Kebab and Abomination like me... Maybe we can be good friends if you fix things with Serbia. - Australiaball - American Puppet pig in Pacific, he kicked out my diplomats and supports Ukraineball and stay away from Chinaball but my leader likes his koalas.
- Austriaball - Germanyball's little brother but he has good relations wit me and he kind with me aswell.
- Azerbaijanball - Me and him have a mixed relations... Because of Armeniaball but my people visit his capital and we do trade and we give 12 points to each other in Eurovision so I have my eye on him.
- Bhutanball - Aw Come on!, I Need to Worry Why you are a Western Puppet!
- Belgiumball - Even if you in NATO and EU, I like your waffles and fries.
- Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Relations are mixed because he contains Srpska Republicball who love me but the other part of him is not that fond of me.
- Botswanaball - He is a good friend from Africa. But Why Do you Reconized Crimea As Part of that idiot. but we do have a common Enemy. He also kind of hates romania for making fun of his currency.
- Czechiaball - Yuor beer is execting, do yuo want vodka? But sadly, he can into NATOball.
- Ethiopiaball - He doesn't like that I am friends with Eritreaball and that I supported his communist side, but we are still willing to cooperate and he is Orthodox and he doesn't take positions that are Anti Russian. I also support him in his giant dam thing.
- Finlandball - Used to be my clay after I anschluss him from Sweden. At least he can into vodka. Renegade province. BUT I AM NOT GIVING KARELIA BACK! (Because you stole my vodka, Suka Blyat!) But now we can into vodka buddies and we go to saunas together (not being gay or anything).
- Indiaball - Well, we are friends but the reason I put you in the neutral section is because you are getting closer and closer to beings of a pro western countryball. I am not interfering in a future Indo-pak war but you still buy weapons and planes from me.
- Irelandball- Well, He won against me with 35-0, But he is also in EUball but he refused to join NATOball before which is good, So I'm fine with him.
- Italyball - Good trading partner! But in NATOball and German devil alliance. Speaking of Germany, me and Italy both hate him. So we're fine.
- Japanball - Good Friend and anime lover, BUT WHY YOU WANT YOUR LAND BACK? MY OLD OPPONEMENT!! I WILL WIN! Your products still look great, but still, yuo will never get Kuril or Sakhalin! I still don't like him for WW2, but nevertheless of good bud.
- Latviaball - Most recent and new friend since October of 2018. I let the pro-Russian party and now harmony winning election. Both can into potato! But I have more potato XAXAXAXAXA! Ok I'm kidding. But she is in EU and NATO. Although we're good now.
- Libyaball - Burger absolutely raped you, but now that I saved my buddy Syriaball, I'm going to try to stabilize you now.
- Moldovaball - We get along and we both were together during Soviet Union time. Hope to be "close" brothers you know what I mean. I understand why your neutral on me. I won't blame you. Ukraine is our common enemy. I know if you put me as a friend, this Ukraine will crush you so that is why I don't want to put you on friend or Ukraine will crush you as well. We are secretly friends. Now Romanian nationalists are taking over yuo country once again and inviting Romaniaball to come and anschluss yuo again.
- Montenegroball - We were really friendly but he dumped me for NATOball and sanctioned me.
- Moroccoball - Good relations but he supports the enemies of my allies and I’m more friendlier with Algeriaball.
- New Zealandball- American puppet at least you are fine with me and I don't have problem with you.
- Papua New Guineaball - Potential new pacific friend, I deployed Warship to his place.
- Portugalball -He is one my good european friends.We were friend long time ago since 18th century but you join NATOball and Fourth reich and you also ave problem about debt.Some how our language kinda similar sound (Why does Portuguese sound like Russian?).
- Qatarball - We have a good relationships , Like Iranball and hate Saudi Arabiaball but stop funding groups in Syriaball.
- Romaniaball - Moldova is of my rightful clay, same with the rest of Bessarabia! u american lovers. Yuo went too far now after Yuor own citizens especially Maia Sandu are taking over Moldova in order to continue yuor anschluss of Moldova! But,at least you didn't recognise Kosovoball as independent and we are relatively good trading partners. Stop loving MerkelReich, because he doesn't let you have EURO currency like your Brother which is drowned in debt but still has EUROS. We can into playing CS:GO! DA BLYAT! A complicated love/hate relationship.
- Sri Lankaball - He's harmless, and I like him and he likes me, but he supports that Cocksucker. Other than that, he's fine.
- Switzerlandball- Although he is This guy’s little brother he hates the EUball. We have a good relations since the 20th century because he helped Vladimir Lenin find refuge and later allowed him to overthrow my EVIL GRANDPA. But he still sanctioned me and is still friendly with those damn Western pigs.
- Turkeyball - Good relationships nowadays (despite some incidents in the past) and partners in Astana talks alongside Iranball. Delivering him anti-air missile systems and will probably sell him aircraft as well. We both have problems with the West btw but seriously stop attacking Syriaball.
- Pindosiya - We've had a very complicated relationship ever since the Soviet times.
WHY DID YOU BREAK THE AMERICAN SOVIET NUCLEAR DEAL?!!!!Somewhat arch-nemesis and rival in both politics and sports, especially hockey. My president isn't that fine with him. He also liked my imperialist form. So yeah, he mostly sucks. SO YOU DECIDED TO BAN HUAWEI IN ITS CRISIS?! AND YOU STILL SUPPORT CRIMEA AS UKRAINE'S?! FINE, YOU ASKED FOR IT! I WILL NUKE YOU I WILL KILL YOU I WILL DESTROY NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON DC AND ALL YOUR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME! ALSO GIB ALASKA BACK! IT IS RIGHTFUL RUSSIAN CLAY! ALSO REMOVE CAPITALISM IN YOUR COUNTRY! YOU AND ENTIRE NATO WILL FALL TO OUR GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND, I SWEAR! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF ARROGANT AND FILTHY BURGER SCUM!But anything other than all I said and we're OK, well for now. Haven't dropped any nukes on anyone since the Cold War, and we fight against the virus terrorists togethereven though he created them. We both are of stronk countries and we also we have embassies in each other's capitals, which is the main thing, and our diplomats are working hard to make our relations improve. We both hate white supremacists. (#BlackLivesMatter) So I guess I'll put him on neutral. But we're still watching each other, just in case. I've beat you in an actual war 1918 never forget!! Also I have more nukes than yuo xaxaxaxaxaxa!!!!!!!
- - Oki doki then... At least we are trying to restore relations
- UKball - I hate to say this, but UK is my comrade. We both hate shitass and remove kebab. But never forget the wars you did to me. And Crimea is MINE
- Vaticanball - Both can into Catholic. And Putin and Pope Francis like each other. Very good friends actually.
- Alaskaball - American son, but WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME?!?!?!?! I'M SO SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER CALLED YUO A USELESS PILE OF DIRT, NOW I REGRET LOSING YUO!!! COME BACK LITTLE ALASKA, CAN WE INTO FORGIVENESS AND REUNITED FAMILY AGAIN??? I MISS YUO SO MUCH!!! I still love yuo tho, I hope yuo will come back...
- New Yorkball, Quebecball, and Texasball - Who are these American States and that Canadian Province?
STAY AWAY FROM MY SON, AMERICAN AND CANADIAN PIGS!!!!!!For some reason, you like my son. - Lithuaniaball - We now have normal relations, yeah, I'm just trying to inprove relations with yuo.
Враги (Enemies)
- Russian Empireball - YUO OF THE WORST! WHY DID YOU SELL ALASKA AND MAKE FRIEND WITH THE EVIL YANKEE EMPIRE? I am glad that My Good Old Dad finally killed you for good in 1917 motherf***er!!!!!!! I am better Russia!
- Canadaball - Oh now your threatening me over Huawei now by vowing to protect Poland? You will lose to me. Bringing USA to this? Just so you know China is right beside me? NOBODY STOPS ME YOU BLYAT FROM INVADING POLAND! I swear! его хрен обманешь!! STFU ABOUT PRAISIING THE UKRAINIAN 5th ANNIVERSARY OF EUROMAIDAN FREELAND! I WILL RAPE YOUR UKRAINIAN MINORITY! ALSO FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING VOLODYMR ZELENSKIY TO TORONTO! I WILL BREAK YOU INTO PULP YOU UKRAINIAN BITCH! I HEARD EVERYTHING ABOUT TRUDEAU PROMISING A UNITED FRONT! YOU UKRAINIAN PUPPET AND A PIECE OF S***! UKRAINE WILL BE ALL MINE ONCE I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!!! (GRABS CANADA AND CHOKES HIM)
- Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - Abomination! Remove!!!!
(I WILL KILL U WITH MR KNUCKLES MY DEAR FRIEND) - Georgiaball - I defeated you easily. So gib Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball their independence now!!!!
- The Sissies Club and NATOball -
Антихристы. Зло, родители которых - [цензура] Вавилона и Сатана. Злейшие враги славянской расы. УБРАТЬ ТЕВТОНСКИХ РЫЦАРЕЙ, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ ПРУССИЮ, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ АНШЛЮС, УНИЧТОЖИТЬ НАЦИЗМ! УНИЧТОЖИТЬ ГЕЙФРИЦЕВ, ИХ КЕБАБСКИХ СОЮЗНИКОВ И МАЛЕНЬКИХ ЧЕРТЕЙ МАРОККО, АМЕРИКИ И ИЗРАИЛЯ! РУССКАЯ СЛАВЯНСКАЯ ЗИМА И ПРАВОСЛАВИЕ СТРОНГ, СТАЛИНГРАДСКАЯ БИТВА — ЛУЧШИЙ ДЕНЬ В МОЕЙ ЖИЗНИ! АЛЕКСАНДР НЕВСКИЙ ДОЛЖЕН ВЕРНУТЬСЯ, ЧТОБЫ ОТПРАВИТЬ ГЕЙФРИЦЕВ И КЕБАБОВ ОБРАТНО В АД!! ХВАТИТ ОБИЖАТЬ ВЕЛИКОБРИТАНИЮ! МАТУШКА РОССИЯ СТРОНГ!!!'NO OIL FOR YOU!!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU, REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!! - Khokhlandball - CRIMEA IS MINE!!! DO YA HEAR ME?!?! MINE!!!!!!! Although we tried to be friends, yuo still murder Zakharchenko, send 24 Ukrainian soldiers into Russian territorial waters WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND BLAME ME FOR IT, AND ACCUSE AND BLAME ME WITH NATO FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets just try to be friends okay? DON'T FLIPPING DARE TO HELP POLAND
YOUR STUPID PRAISING OF THE SACRIFICE OF HEAVENLY HUNDRED!!!!!!! DAMN YOU ZELENSKYI FOR GOING TO CANADA!!!!! ICELAND WILL HELP ME AGAINST YUO!! (GRABS ZELESNKYI AND CHOKES HIM) - ISISball -
СЛУШAЙ СЮДА СУКА ПЕРЕСТАНЬ ТРОГАТЬ СИРИЮ, ТЫ НЕ НА ТУ СТРАНУ НАПАЛ!Since NATO pigskis aren't doing anything to stop this suka rat it's up to Mother Russia to save the day. Leave Syria and Iraq alone! AND HE TRIED TO ATTACK ME ON MY WORLD CUP 2018??? REMOVE JIHAD!! - Israelcube - I support my best friends Iranball, Iraqball, Palestineball, Sudanball, Syriaball,And Algeriaball those who hate you, stupid burger puppet!!!!!
- Kosovoball - Never heard of you... I WILL REMOVE YUO!!!!
- Nazi Germanyball - Tried to exterminate a lot of my people and wanted to push my remaining peoples to Asia but he failed. Ha! Thank vodka you're dead! It was fun adopting your son East Germanyball after WWII! Also, 75-80% of German casualties in World War 2 were inflicted by my soldiers. XAXAXAXAXA!
- Plutoball - STOP COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME, I WILL REMOVE YOU SOMETIME AND I WILL COLONIZE ALL OF YOU SOMETIME IN 2021... I WILL REMOVE YOU SOMETIME... NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS, I'M BIGGER THAN YOU STUPID TINY PLANET!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU SOMETIME... AND I'M STILL BIGGER THAN YUO...
- Erisball - Same thing i said with pluto.
- Estoniaball - Bipolar bitch who just got my jornalist banned from EUball over "security concerns" what the blayt? Are yuo crazy?! Yuo are never gonna be my friend! Also yuo deserved to get hacked by me, and I am glad I kiddnapped yuor security official. xaxaxaxaxaxaxa!
- Swedenball - HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE A CHINESE TOURIST IN STOCKHOLM! YOU WILL BE DEALT BY ME AND THE GLORIOUS KITAY!!! ATLEASE I GOT ESTONIA FROM YUO LONG TIME AGO... AND PARTS OF FINLAND!!!
- Taiwanball - Is of ally of Pindosiya, so me and this state have bad relations. why did you of putting a dispute on Tuva? Oh, now I know. BUT WHY DID YOU LEGALISE HOMOSEX??? THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!! I'M THROWING UP AT YUO!!!!
REMOVE BUBBLE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - USAball (until 1989, now sometimes) - I hate yuo so much!!! You stole my son and I want him back!!! Also xaxaxaxaxaxaxa I have more nukes than yuo! Am better, bigger and stronker than yuo and dont yuo forget it!
- - I didn't steal him. You sold him to me.
- - Oh yeah
- Idahoball - My Moscow is better. Your town steals name of my capital city.
- Palauball - ARE YOU REALLY CRAZY??? I WILL MAKE YOU APART OF JAPAN! but i recognize her
- Liberiaball - Shut up, dumbass. And also, CRIMEA IS MINEEE!!!!!
- Bhutanball - The monk, who now is western puppet. (The burning you feel? ITS IS SHAME!)
- Jitler - Piece of ****! Why did you destroying Philippines flag? You're the worst Korean ever! REMOVE YUO SUKA BLYAT!!
- Luxembourgball - STOP CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBIC SCUM, YOU TINY IRRELEVENT MICROSTATE!!
- San Marinoball - VATICAN CITY KNOCKOFF!! IM MUCH BIGGER THAN YOU!!!!!!!
- First Slovak Republicball and Slovak SRball - SUKA BLYAT!!! YUO STOLE MY FLAG!!!!!!!
- Perlisball - What? Ukraine?
- - WHAT???? I AM NOT UKRAINE I AM MALAYSIAN!! STOP CALLING ME UKRAINE!!!!
- - Oh. Sorry :(
Federal Subjects
Republics
- Adygeaball - Huh? Some Caucasian republic, right? I should merge you with Krasnodar.
- Altaiball - these are the mountains I am talking about! Not some crappy Alps.
The mountains are also better then NepalRawr's. - Bashkortostanball - Go play with your brat Tatarstanball. I know yuo love him.
- Buryatiaball - Ah, my lovely natural Baikal
- Chechnyaball - Grozny has the largest mosque 🕌 in Europe!!! He Also Hates Gays!!!!
- Chuvashiaball - My own beer brewery, xaxaxa, let's get waisted, druzya!
- Crimeaball - It was a democratic referendum and Crimea is Russian, that's it! End of discussion!
- Dagestanball - Khabib Nurmagmedov was born here!!!! Go Khabib!!!!!!!
- Ingushetiaball - Another Caucasian republic. A small place, though.
- Kabardino-Balkariaball - Ah, the mountains...
- Kalmykiaball - Calm, buddhist place, love to visit for meditation from my bustling city of Moscow.
- Karachay-Cherkessiaball - A caucasian that has Molybdenum, whatever that is.
- Kareliaball - My Finnistan; gorgeous nature.
- Khakassiaball - Siberian republic. Good in ore mining and loves its megaliths.
although i use them only for luxury - Komiball - Why did you choose such a difficult name for your capital?! Syk-syktyv-syktyvak-syktyvark... Ah screw it! And why do you think that 'ö' is the superior letter? German dots are the most inferior!
I like him because of his name Komi, like Commie! He truly miss my good old past... - Mari Elball - Produces all kinds of machines and can work nicely with metals. Every time I say "Yoshkar-Ola" Mario fans get excited, I wonder why...
- Mordoviaball - Yeah, I need those chemicals to do warings, make more.
- North Ossetia–Alaniaball - Soon... soon I will unite you with South Ossetia! Georgia, you have nothing against this, right? XAXAXAXA
- Tatarstanball - My industrial republic! Still a bit grumpy about the Golden Horde.
- Tuvaball - I know that you are like Mongolia.
- Udmurtiaball - Oooh! Redheads!
- Yakutiaball - The largest subnational gov. body ever, even my children are largest in the world, xaxaxa! And my coldest region so far. Canada and Norway are nowhere close to me in the freezing departament, xa! Even cows wear bra there to keep warm. You make papa proud! :3
Krais
- Altaiball - Wait, didn't I mention you already? Ah, that was the republic. Barnauuuul!
- Kamchatkaball - The best caviar in the world! Uh oh. Volcano warning
- Khabarovskball - Far East - best East!
- Krasnodarball - My summer tourism place & Sochi olympics!
- Krasnoyarskball - Not to be confused with Krasnodar, this is Siberia. Does a lot of refining and hydropower.
- Permball - Gib more oil please.
- Primorskyball - End stop of the Trans-Siberian railway and home to the port of Vladivostok. We get our anime shipped through there. Sometimes a Sinophile, I'd say.
- Stavropolball - Agriculture is beautiful, isn't it? Sanctions against western pigdog food will only help us! Help the environment - eat locally!
- Zabaykalskyball - Gib Uranium, I want more warheads! \
Oblasts
- Amurball - Soon I will be launching spaceships from there! Also, keep a close eye on Kitai, oblast.
- Arkhangelskball - Was my most important port until I kicked the Ottoman ass and got access to the Black Sea. He an angel. (Idk why)
- Astrakhanball - Glorious Volga delta and the best soil in the world!
- Belgorodball - Iron and chernozem!
- Bryanskball - Borders with Belarus and Ukraine
- Chelyabinskball - He loves meteors!
- Irkutskball - Baikal oblast. Sometimes Irkutsk is called the "Paris of Siberia", weird.
- Ivanovoball - He sews me vests.
- Kaliningradball - My cute exclave, rightfully took him from Nazi as a compensation for the atrocities. Home to the baltic fleet.
- Kalugaball - A European oblast that wasn't destroyed by Nazis, at least I have some nice Grandfather's architecture left. And thanks for discoveries in the field of Cosmonautics.
- Kemerovoball - Just some Siberian guy who can't into extreme coldness. Recently they had a mall fire.
- Kirovball - Some call him Vyatka. His old name anyways; I could care less.
- Kostromaball - He's bound to roads...
- Kurganball - All I know is the Kurgan Hypothesis from Samara. Not quite related to him though.
- Kurskball - Wow! My compass is going crazy! What kind of magnetic shit is going on, Kursk?
- Leningradball (Oblast) - The begining of my breathtaking cultutal city!
- Lipetskball - He has mechanical engineering...
- Magadanball -
Я уеду в Магадан! - Moscow Oblastball - This is what I call "Podmoskovie". Protect my marvelous city, don't let invaders inside! GЯЯ he is stronk!
- Murmanskball - Hey, stop chatting with Norway there! Back to work! And no Sami language!
- Nizhny Novgorodball - The Volga namestealer to the guy below.
- Novgorodball - Undefeatable great grandfather of Russia.
- Novosibirskball - Home to the largest Siberian city.
- Omskball - Remove Evil Omsk Remove!
- Orenburgball - Where Europe meets Asia.
- Oryolball -
Хороший парень, но не орёл. - Penzaball - xaxaxa, Jesusface.
- Pskovball - "I'm from Pskov, a stranger, comes to see the speaking dog".
- Rostovball - Bozhe moi! So many Hochlanders!
- Ryazanball - Bread 'n' wheat
- Sakhalinball - An island oblast. Watch carefully the Kuril islands, otherwise Japan will steal them!
- Samaraball - Are you that U.S territory?
- Saratovball - Shhh, no one is supposed to know that I have bombs everywhere around you. What do you mean that everyone knows it?!
- Smolenskball - This guy likes my sister's culture more than my own. Fuck you, kid.
- Sverdlovskball - Murderer of the Royal Romanov Family. Ekaterinburg best burg though.
- Tambovball - He loves to breed his animals!
- Tomskball - eww, swampy forest oblast.
- Tulaball - Weapon factory. As detailed as jewelry.
- Tverball - Oh that neverending medieval Tver and Moscow rivalry (Xa, Moscow ultimately won)
- Tyumenball - Oil and gas controller, Khanty's and Yamal's mother.
- Ulyanovskball - Vladimir Lenin was born here!!!!!!! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
- Vladimirball - Vladimir Lenin or Vladimir Putin!!!!! Either one good!!!!!!
- Volgogradball - Fought the vicious Nazi and this resulted in our Victory!
- Vologdaball - the best butter on the world!!!
- Voronezhball - Sektor Gaza!
- Yaroslavlball - Are you Yugoslaviaball?
Federal Cities
- Moscowball - The most spectacular capital in the whole world! This is what a real capital city looks like. He is technically one of my children that just loves... more capitalist pigs? What? How could you!? You know New Yorkball, Quebecball, and Texasball won't of lovings you back, blyat.
Of still glorious. - Saint Petersburgball - My glorious gem! Often called the Northern Capital and the cultural centre of Russia! Though, I sometimes of forget about him, of never has any interaction with of me.
- Sevastopolball - Shh, Hochland, this is my port now, XAXAXA.
Autonomous Okrugs Gazprom's oil fields
- Chukotkaball - Far eastern okrug, I don't contact with him a lot. Because we are too far to meeting together. Better leave him alone to his Chukchi business. Only okrug who goes on his own.
- Nenetsball - Tell other subjects the secret of having a high GDP per capita.
- Khanty–Mansiball - Oil okrug! But Khanty, you know that you should give away all oilmoney to grandpa and aunt Moscow, no complains!
- Yamalo-Nenetsball - Gas okrug! Gazprom's playground.
Autonomous Oblast
- Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube -🎵Oy vey, you say? Some random jews are on my clay.🎵 *whew* Hol up, I recognize those colors... Wait a minute... HOMOSEX DETECTED!
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