|“||Only dead can know peace from these paulistas||”|
— Getúlio Vargas, former dictator and president of Brazil
|“||Stop to exploring me, oxe!||”|
SPball, or São Pauloball is
the most important state ever a state of Brazilball. SPball is also the richest and the most populous state of Brazilball with a GDP of half a trillion dollars (2013) and a population of 44 million people, 20 million in the metropolitan region of SPballJR (capital) alone. São Pauloball has a total of 7 presidents who were born in his clay. (Prudente de Morais, Campos Sales, Rodrigues Alves, Júlio Prestes, Ranieri Mazzilli, Michel Temer, Jair Bolsonaro)
Sao Pauloball was born as a 3ball, but was occupied by Portugalball in 1532, when Martim Afonso de Souza failed to colonize or find silver in the area of current Uruguayball and Argentinaball.
Its first village was SãoVicenteball in the coastal area. As the portugueses still wanted gold and silver (
to fill their asses), they made an agreement with Tibiriçá, the chief of the tribes of the region, to climb the mountains and reach the plateau.
Then the Jesuits priests founded São Paulo's current capital, and what a surprise! They named it São Paulo City. It just started as a village, which was the only village of the inner Portuguese America.
Meanwhile the main history of Brazilball was being written by Brazilian Northeastern Region, São Pauloball was the poorest region of the Portuguese America with nothing to offer to its grandpa Portugalball than bad quality sugar cane.
The portugueses that had chosen SPball to live, started to starve and they still wanted to find precious metals. Then they started to explore the interior of Portuguese America, and to do that, they killed a lot of 3ball. They found gold in Minas Geraisball and started a war with the "emboabas", or the foreigner scum :v .
The Acclaim of Amador Bueno
To solve that problem, in 1641, São Pauloball declared itself a kingdom, and the king would be Amador Bueno, but he denied the chance to be the king of the first independent country of the Americas.
The independence of Brazil
In September 7th of 1822, Brazilball became independent (SPball and the other stateballs, its colonies).
The Liberal Revolution
The capital was temporarily transfered to Sorocaball, and there SPball could make its evil plans of independence.
THE GLORIOUS COFFEE PERIOD
Between 1860 and the 30's decade, SPball had grown a lot. SPball built a lot of railroads with UKball help.
Brazilian Empireball usually atributes this growth to itself, but it was SPball that made all of it alone, planting crops all over the west (
also deforesting while during that).
SPball started to receive a lot of Italyball, Germanyball and Japanball people to work at the coffee farms and in the first industries of São Pauloball (city). They brought to SPball's gastronomy a lot of foods like THE GLORIOUS PAULISTA PIZZA and THE MASTERACE PASTEL DE FLANGO.
The Constitucionalist Revolution of 1932
SPball during the First Republic divided the presidency with Minas Geraisball. This regime received the nickname of "Coffee with milk Republic", in reference of the two major products by SPball and Minas Geraisball respectively.
In 1930, SPball was tired about the power rotation and tried to stay in the power by indicating itself for presidency instead of MGball. The other oligarchs stateballs got angry and decided to support Vargas from Rio Grande do Sulball to win the election. But, SPball won anyway, and then Vargas decided to take the power by a coup.
Once in power, Vargas started to retaliate SPball who didn't like nothing about what he was doing. Vargas burned the most valuabe product of SPball: the coffee to control the prices and balance the economy, he also had taken the guns of SPball, changed its motto, named Pernambucoball to take control of the state and he destroyed the Constitution of 1891. This is what made SPball really, really mad.
SPball then decided to make a revolution against Brazilball to take out Vargas of the presidency. The revolution started at July 9th and ended at October 2nd. SPball lost military, but won two years later when a new constitution was created.
This revolution wasn't really separatist, but, considering SPball's past, obviously that it was a veiled wish.
- Espirito Santoball: Peaceful brother, can become violent if theres no law though.
- Minas Geraisball: Brother, had a pretty good deal with him until that fiend showed up, still good friends and trade partners.
- Paranáball: Cute little brother, used to be part of my clay until we went our separate ways, still cares for him though, wantings into keeping him away from the vile influence of Rio Grande do Sulball and his Sulball plan.
- Italyball: Have lots of italian descendents on my clay, also have best pizza outside of Italy.
- Japanball: Have the biggest community of japanese and japanese descendents outside of Japan on my clay! Also crown prince Naruhito loves visiting!
- Rio de Janeiroball: Criminal brother that can't say the correct portuguese word for "cookie".
É BOLACHA PORRA!!!Thinks he's important but he's more broken than Greeceball HUEHUE! Hopes he gets better though, having no economic rival is boring. ALSO STOPPING SPREADING YOUR HORRIBLE MUSIC (Funk) TO OTHER STATEBALLS!
- Rio Grande do Sulball: REMEMBER 1932!!! Homosexual brother that ruined my 1932 revolution and spawned that fascist dictator!!! Thinks he can into independent again HUEHUEHUE! Not happening however. Also stop trying to get Paranáball to leave with yuo HE'S MINE!!!
- Brasiliaball: MONEY STEALER!!! GIB BACK MY MONIES! Stop giving it all to useless and lazy clays! Also you shouldn't even exist yuo of very corrupt and inefficient! REMOVE!
- Acreball: I do not know who or what yuo are but I know yuo are the one sending me illegal immigrants! Stop it now!
We will build a wall and make Brasiliaball pay for it. Legends say it's a forgotten brother of mine but I don't believe it.
How to draw
Drawing Sao Pauloball is not really difficult:
- Divide the basic circle shape into 13 horizontal stripes, black and white.
- Draw a red up-left quarter with a white circle in and a blue silhouette of Brazil (or São Paulo state, if you want the separatist version).
- Draw a golden star for each angle of the rectangle.
- Draw the eyes and you've finished.
- São Pauloball is often draw with sunglasses, just like USAball.
|States||Acreball • Alagoasball • Amapáball • Amazonasball • Bahiaball • Cearáball • Distrito Federalball • Espírito Santoball • Goiásball • Maranhãoball • Mato Grossoball • Mato Grosso do Sulball • Minas Geraisball • Paráball • Paraíbaball • Paranáball • Pernambucoball • Piauíball • Rio de Janeiroball • Rio Grande do Norteball • Rio Grande do Sulball • Rondôniaball • Roraimaball • Santa Catarinaball • São Pauloball • Sergipeball • Tocantinsball|
|Antarctic claims||Brazilian Antarcticaball • Geórgia do Sulball*|
|Former entities||Migrants from North (Ancient South Americans) • Tupi-Guaraniball • Portuguese Brazilball ( Kingdom of Portugalball) • Dutch Brazilball ( Dutch Republicball) • Kingdom of Brazilball ( United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves) • Brazilian Empireball • First Brazilian Republicball|
|* Sooner or later|
YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE